┆⚾・baseball

[unique hare]

When i was living alone in uni i literally couldnt have lived without it

[green yoke]

😜

[lean dust]

Once you get one, you can legit throw your microwave in the garbage

Never go back

[unique hare]

Fr

[pliant gust]

It’s been clutch in the summer too instead of turning on the oven

[unique hare]

Whyd jpierre call me fat then delete 😭

[tiny topaz]

tubby

[lean dust]

No doubt brother keep the house cooler I didn’t even think about that

[dry flare]

Was it true?

[rare mulch]

lol

[unique hare]

Yes

I am obese

[rare mulch]

Where is bbl

[unique hare]

They call me big jelly belly mantits

[dry flare]

So he said it then decided it goes without saying

[lean dust]

Can u guys believe obada really left

[unique hare]

Tubby wubby

[lean dust]

Bro threw 40$ down on a bet and crashed out when it chalked

[dry flare]

He'll be back

[lean dust]

I think so to

[vocal spindle]

He self excluded til October 6th

[rare mulch]

Lugo sold bad

[lean dust]

Damn that’s a long time

[vocal spindle]

Well he sent the confirmation screen of it

We don’t know if he hit confirm or not

[dry flare]

Oh fr? Serious

[vocal spindle]

I wouldn’t be surprised if he was back in here today talking bout sum “I never hit confirm where’s the locks?”

[rare mulch]

October 6th is crazy

[lean dust]

He never throws down 40$ when to chase his losses last few days and is chalked

[rare mulch]

September

[dry flare]

UD going to email him a $250 free square Oct 7

[finite dock]

😭

[unique hare]

Deposit match

[lean dust]

Come back to us

[vocal spindle]

Last time someone in here self excluded we proceeded to get the most promos we’ve ever got

[dry flare]

Yesss

[finite dock]

Dude gonna make his gf an account and just gamble on that

[rare mulch]

😂

[vocal spindle]

Typa promos Obada gonna be getting on October 7th

[finite dock]

😭

[dry flare]

I quit for like a week once and UD showered me with promos

[vocal spindle]

I don’t doubt this

[lean dust]

I can’t believe he got that beat up over a 40$ bet

[finite dock]

He works part time, every dollar for him is sacred

[pliant gust]

Why did I hear this in LL Cool J voice

[green yoke]

We are never hitting 60k members

[dry flare]

The gizzly killer

[lean dust]

Ya that’s also true, that 40$ bet was the make it or break it

[finite dock]

obada crashout was justified though

[finite dock]

Didn’t Lugo finish 1 K short?

[vocal spindle]

I think it was like his last ditch attempt

[finite dock]

lugo hooking by 1.5

[edgy shore]

@lean dust what’s the picks for the day uno

[finite dock]

no

[vocal spindle]

Fr bro

[unique hare]

They call me big ellay

[finite dock]

just fantasy

[rare mulch]

What method was bbl using

[lean dust]

Yup make it or break it for him

[finite dock]

Pikkit codes were keeping him alive

[rare mulch]

Bro got to level 50 in like 20 days

[vocal spindle]

1k short of cashing fantasy

[finite dock]

KC had to play offense 😩

[vocal spindle]

By the time that 100k promo comes out I’m gonna be @primal mountain age 😭

[green yoke]

😂😂😂😂😈

[lean dust]

That is wild as fuck

[dry flare]

We'll hit 100k just wait for nfl

[unique hare]

Oh yeah obada fucking speedran ud levels lmao

[vocal spindle]

Yeah bc unc you’re pretty active and still only just hit level 50 after months

[spark vault]

soon soon lol

[lean dust]

Ya man legit took me months lol

[scarlet crow]

Anyone like Freddie freeman fantasy today?

[vocal spindle]

Obada cheated through the level system somehow

[lean dust]

He had the cheat code

[vocal spindle]

Idek how

But he did it so quick

[dry flare]

I've been here years 😂

[pliant gust]

Teo day

[vocal spindle]

It took me way longer to hit level 50 and that was with way more sports going on too

[unique hare]

You got a way to check when I actually joined

[lean dust]

U know how that dude leveled up so fast 😂 boy was moving

[unique hare]

Pre ban😭

[rare mulch]

How many members UD had when u joined @dry flare

[vocal spindle]

Obada was prolly up all night typing messages every minute then deleting them to get xp 😭

[dry flare]

Not precisely

[dry flare]

Like none

[lean dust]

He was typing sentences in here when we were sleeping

[unique hare]

That support message i sent was my 1st day gotta find it

Only reason i joined

[dry flare]

I was alr here for a while before they did the 20k thing

[rare mulch]

We won’t be getting them specials until October November

[lean dust]

Had a phone hack where every five minutes it would send a sentence to the discord channel when we were all sleeping. He’s writing novels in here leveling up.

[dry flare]

Just search your own posts and go to the last page

[vocal spindle]

Just wait til all the high schoolers turn 18 during NFL season 😭

[lean dust]

In the nighttime

😂

[rare mulch]

lol

[dry flare]

That's commitment

[unique hare]

I was so polite

[lean dust]

Bro was straight skipping levels 😂

[empty moss]

@vocal spindle

[dry flare]

Yeah what happened lol

[unique hare]

https://tenor.com/view/derrick-white-celtics-derrick-white-dwhite-gif-25928734

[vocal spindle]

This was before you converted to diddyism

[bleak mountain]

lopez under ks?

[vocal spindle]

Bet

[unique hare]

Most surprising thing is i was betting on kbo before i got in here lol

[dry flare]

You've always been an odd one

[unique hare]

I am very normal

Not a weird thing about me tbh

[meager tinsel]

You know ball

[finite dock]

?

[unique hare]

Roh si hwan always been my goat

[scarlet crow]

SOMEONE GIVE ME A NRFI LOCK QUICKLY PLEASE

[meager tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/no-way-dude-no-oh-bugs-bunny-bugs-gif-16539813204482509307

[finite dock]

why not @meager tinsel

[scarlet crow]

Trap

[meager tinsel]

Idk just felt like saying no 🤣

https://tenor.com/view/scooby-doo-witch-doctor-mano-tiki-tia-gif-15319797

[vocal spindle]

Sano a DNP @lean dust @empty moss

[lean dust]

Booooooooooo

They want keston to smack the ball

😂

[vocal spindle]

Hiura a DNP

[empty moss]

I had a feeling that would happen

[lean dust]

Nooooooooooooo

😂

[vocal spindle]

Same

[empty moss]

Sano so shit

they finally removed his ass out the lineup

😂

[vocal spindle]

Will benson lines are up

[vocal spindle]

NOOOOO

[unique hare]

Fat boy vladdy bomb incoming

[pliant gust]

Toronto doesn’t worry me

[vocal spindle]

@empty moss will benson under, he’s been getting pulled after 1-2 at bats recently

[meager tinsel]

Give me a special give me a special give me a special give me a special @granite geyser

[royal wedge]

That just a bot man

[empty moss]

I don’t like the value

[unique hare]

https://tenor.com/view/drugs-gif-21455490

[empty moss]

.8x and .9x

🥴

[dry flare]

.9x the profit killer

[scarlet crow]

Ima trust you

[scarlet crow]

Wait why no

[empty moss]

It be no point 😭

thats where I go on Betr and take the line at a normal payout

[dry flare]

Is this someone pretending to inject ?

[empty moss]

😂😂

[unique hare]

Are you gatekeeping heroin

[meager tinsel]

🤔

[dry flare]

Why are the faking do it for real

[unique hare]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-gif-25117042

[royal wedge]

Ngl…

[vocal spindle]

.419 batting average allowed to Toronto

[meager tinsel]

Reese probably the most free bet currently in general

[vocal spindle]

11.25 era vs Toronto as well

[finite dock]

is he in the lineup against skubal?

[twilit panther]

Ya batting 8th

[meager tinsel]

Mf already fighting in the wnba chat 🤣🤣🤣

[unique hare]

Lemme go instigate

[sinful thunder]

I'm very confused what happened here..

[unique hare]

This is the highest pick eveyday on dgf

Idk why people still trust dgf

[rare mulch]

Wouldn’t go higher on everyone rmb this the wnba

[twilit panther]

Damn Keston isn’t even in the lineup😭

[bleak mountain]

Projected to go under yesterday and smacked a homer

[rare mulch]

He’s trash 😂

[lean dust]

Fucked me yesterday then don’t play today

[bleak mountain]

Cant base ohtani on odds

[twilit panther]

Got trolled💀

[rare mulch]

Allen has a 6 era and we asking why he got sent down

[bleak mountain]

lmaoo he jus got lucky yesterday

[meager tinsel]

Worked Friday

[dry flare]

Coach before the game "do well tonight and you get sent to the minors" Allen: " you meant to say that the other way right?"

[pliant gust]

Lol he usually gets rocked

[scarlet crow]

Did I cook chat

[vocal spindle]

Yeah

[bleak mountain]

Jones hitting

[meager tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/fun-feast-feasts-swanson-90s-gif-22712397

[vocal spindle]

Maybe another pitcher coming back?

[junior aspen]

Skubal day. Who else?

[sinful thunder]

I'm assuming it's gotta be a roster space move, otherwise wth is going on lol

[finite dock]

Why do I keep getting a network error trying to login from desktop

[dry flare]

Your Internet ok?

[empty moss]

odds don’t work against Ohtani and Judge

[finite dock]

Everything else working fine

[dry flare]

No VPN firewall etc?

[bleak mountain]

why bobby at 3.5 hrrbi

[finite dock]

Nope

[tiny topaz]

coors

[bleak mountain]

man bobby is ass

[pliant gust]

I just hopped on my laptop it’s working on my end

[vocal spindle]

He going under

[bleak mountain]

garcia doing what bobby projected to do

[vocal spindle]

This reds lineup is actual garbage

[junior aspen]

Under on hits allowed. Got it

[tiny topaz]

Elly India and steer. The rest are so mid

[twilit panther]

Hasn’t Garcia not been doing so well recently?

[vocal spindle]

They got the whole bench in

[bleak mountain]

todays the day he goes over

[twilit panther]

being at coors helps

[unique hare]

Check your email sometimes your "location token" expires and they send a new one (if you arent doing no weird network shit)

[dry flare]

Wtf is a location token?

[tacit knot]

u dont know?

[vocal spindle]

Reds really just gave up when they saw Skubal, he pitching against their 2nd string

[unique hare]

Idk man but it happened to me before 😂

[finite dock]

who tf is betting under on Ohtani homers

[bleak mountain]

eovaldi strikeouts is free tdy

[tacit knot]

me fr

[twilit panther]

Who is Austin Wynns?

[bleak mountain]

a bum

[tacit knot]

a top 5 player i nthe league atm

[tacit knot]

0.0

[finite dock]

What is a man without a 20 dollar free square

[twilit panther]

Santiago Espinal🗑️

[tacit knot]

homeless

and im homeless rn

[bleak mountain]

is abrams

playing like ass

tdy

[finite dock]

I agree

[tacit knot]

i bet his under yesterday

and got spanked

[finite dock]

What’s the point of life without 20 dollar free squares

Nothing

[empty moss]

😭😭

[tacit knot]

FR

[finite dock]

No point

Might as well

https://tenor.com/view/skull-issues-gif-13031152103567454559

[vocal spindle]

Only starters are the first 4 lol

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/po-dies-dies-of-death-teletubbies-gif-23885910

[tacit knot]

if i dont get a free square im deleting my account ud

[vocal spindle]

Ohtani going hitless today btw

[finite dock]

same

[bleak mountain]

abrams 2/3 vs gibson? nuke

[tacit knot]

ty

[tacit knot]

they got one last chance

[finite dock]

pulling all my money and investing in bitcoin

[tacit knot]

moving my services to pp

if no free square

[junior aspen]

So Skubal higher on fantasy points and Ohtani gets a HR?

[finite dock]

they ain’t any better $5 taco tuesdays

[tacit knot]

💀

fr

[dry flare]

pp has a free square today?

[tacit knot]

nah they hate us too

we just an ATM for them

[empty moss]

he just gotta get past India and that line should clear

[dry flare]

so wtf? UD just had multiple free squares are you leave?

[finite dock]

@tacit knot let’s protest

[tacit knot]

yeah they fake af

[vocal spindle]

Blue jays moneyline is plus money even tho mariners bat 0.044 against berrios and jays bat .419 against Kirby 😭😭😭😭

[tacit knot]

i agree

ud used to be a peaceful community

amonster16 ruined that for me

now ud got nothing for me

[dry flare]

and freaky friday was free

[finite dock]

WE WANT 20 DOLLAR FREE SQUARES!

WE WANT 20 DOLLAR FREE SQUARES!

[junior aspen]

It was free Friday. Very nice

[tacit knot]

ill show u smth freaky

[bleak mountain]

WE WANT 20 DOLLAR FREE SQUARES!

[dry flare]

ban speed run lets go

[finite dock]

WE WANT 20 DOLLAR FREE SQUARES!

[tacit knot]

oh.

that wasnt nice

[junior aspen]

Lies. You guys want $20

[vocal spindle]

Padres vs dbacks has went over 8/9 games this season

[finite dock]

who wouldn’t

[tacit knot]

i want 200 dollar

free square

[dry flare]

wasnt joey $20 min for most people?

[finite dock]

didn’t they used to do $250 free squares

[tacit knot]

..

[unique hare]

Thatd be nice

[tacit knot]

they didnt like ur first message

[lunar patio]

it’s cease day. trust him today idc if he sold you before

[unique hare]

What 1st message

[dry flare]

they still do for select people

[meager tinsel]

Can someone with oddjam check her odds for me plz

[tacit knot]

i already forgot

[lunar patio]

it’s cease day. trust him today idc if he sold you before

[tacit knot]

lies

pp fed right here

[bleak mountain]

this dj

[unique hare]

Betting on her cause shes fine isnt a strat

[finite dock]

why do i never get the random “1 PA, 1 win” 😭😭

[tacit knot]

lmao

[meager tinsel]

Thanks

[tacit knot]

i think im going to use toliet paper today

[bleak mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/bryson-tiller-gif-10547909414575886216

[finite dock]

we get sunday choose one promos… right?

[tacit knot]

i think its a 250$ free square

[dry flare]

i dont think we had one last sunday i could be wrong tho

[meager tinsel]

Fuck they bumped Kelsey 😮‍💨

[finite dock]

A man ain’t nothing without a promo!

[tacit knot]

GIVE ME A FREE SQUARE

[unique hare]

https://tenor.com/view/is-it-gif-20766212

[meager tinsel]

I'm sure

[dry flare]

i thought mlb chat was better than this

[tacit knot]

we will be more civilized

when we get that

glorious

free square

WOW

thats not nice

[scarlet crow]

Promo WYA

[dry flare]

cease community play y/n ?

[spark vault]

https://tenor.com/view/stay-in-the-shadows-carlo-gambino-the-offer-s1e2-be-inconspicuous-gif-25538921

[tacit knot]

cease k we trust

[lunar patio]

no lol

[dry flare]

seems like he is

[finite dock]

Waiting for the @wicked light bomb, “Pick Your Discount!”

[lunar patio]

its 50/50

ppl not set on him

it’s cease day. trust him today idc if he sold you before

[tacit knot]

^^

we trust in cease

[finite dock]

I can get on my phone but not on my laptop

[junior aspen]

Sounds like a bot

[spark vault]

https://tenor.com/view/russell-westbrook-nba-okc-thunder-what-huh-gif-5070054

[dry flare]

enough people have him over Ks i'm marking it

[unique hare]

https://discord.com/channels/713032715481645056/796104164643045376

[tacit knot]

there u go

im the people

[dry flare]

@vocal spindle @rare mulch @lunar patio

[tacit knot]

??

[tacit knot]

thats what we were just saying

[dry flare]

madness... i love it

[lean dust]

Did someone say cease strikeouts

[finite dock]

we really ain’t getting a promo 💔

[lunar patio]

lmao

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/painful-very-dead-gif-19316632

[lean dust]

🔒🔒🔒🔒🔒🔒

[tacit knot]

yeah they doubting

[bleak mountain]

eovalidi ks is free

[rare mulch]

We locked in

[dry flare]

yeah im adding him to the community play for the early games

[lean dust]

Cease to moon today

[tacit knot]

in cease we trust

[dry flare]

just cant decide if 6, 7, or 8Ks is the play

[tacit knot]

i think its the 7.5 k tbh

[lean dust]

Depends how safe u wanna b

[dry flare]

see another one

[tiny topaz]

6.5 safe

[dry flare]

im sold cease added

[slate bane]

Locks for today

[lean dust]

Nothing worse then being one off cuz u got greedy and went for a pepper

[lean dust]

Little two leg action

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES STOLEN BASES

[tacit knot]

me when i took lugo under 4.5 instead of 6...

and got cooked

[scarlet thistle]

need a discount today

[primal mountain]

Cease is chalking

[bleak mountain]

seeing if 2 legs are the move

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/bfk3z.gif

[meager tinsel]

Cj fantasy ?

[lean dust]

Take cease 6.5 strikeout

He cashing that the 7.5 gonna be a sweat

I think he gets it but shit happens

[meager tinsel]

Hmm

[tacit knot]

its always the pc that we have to worry about for cease

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/im-gonna-take-it-lucifer-morningstar-tom-ellis-lucifer-ill-take-it-gif-18407133

[dry flare]

going for the easy line and getting paid like nothing when he gets 10ks

[lunar patio]

whoever the col pitcher is. take him over

[vocal spindle]

I’ve been summoned?

[lean dust]

But cash is in the pocket

[spark vault]

https://tenor.com/view/cj-abrams-nationals-nats-gif-6897576398765813854

[dry flare]

people wanted to know who liked Cease today

[lean dust]

Take pepper and he gets 7 strikeouts gonna be so salty if he the only one off

[vocal spindle]

Add unc to the list

[meager tinsel]

I'm not trusting no pitchers today I can't take them selling today lmao

[slate bane]

Cease under is free today

[lean dust]

https://tenor.com/view/reynaldo-lopez-white-sox-chicago-cws-hit-by-pitch-gif-25964588

[vivid lotus]

How do we feel about
Ohtani hit
Judge hit
Altuve hit

[tacit knot]

ok i get it if u want to go under cease

but saying its free is crazy

when all other sportsbooks have him favored for the over

[bleak mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/texas-rangers-nathan-eovaldi-pitcher-rangers-lets-go-rangers-gif-12513796713430526666

[lean dust]

I typed in Dylan cease and this came up lol

[meager tinsel]

With my luck with pitchers recently he will turn into Nolan ryan

[finite dock]

somehow altuve is the safest

[lean dust]

https://tenor.com/view/chicago-white-sox-dylan-cease-white-sox-pitcher-strikeout-gif-3335487151352609997

[vocal spindle]

Evo undefeated at home, Oakland just dropped 19 and owns Grayson and orioles are the orioles. Padres own the Dbacks, cease owns the dbacks, padres own Nelson. Skubal pitching against 2nd string offense. Mariners bat 0.044 against berrios and jays bat .419 vs Kirby, twins vs Astros went over both games, including last game with their best pitchers, spaghetti and Simeon gonna get torched

[bleak mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/toronto-blue-jays-jose-berrios-pitcher-strike-out-lets-go-blue-jays-gif-11612511487051061659

[vocal spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/wesker-albert-albert-wesker-resident-evil-resident-evil-4-gif-5143688443782660001

[meager tinsel]

Good luck but I'ma just stay away for my mental health just in case lol

[bleak mountain]

damn you talk to much

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-thinking-reading-book-work-glasses-gif-10674954

[vocal spindle]

Your slips are the same color as my name

[lean dust]

Who else made Guap last year betting Rashad White reception yards over

[unique hare]

Evo undefeated at home, Oakland just dropped 19 and owns Grayson and orioles are the orioles. Padres own the Dbacks, cease owns the dbacks, padres own Nelson. Skubal pitching against 2nd string offense. Mariners bat 0.044 against berrios and jays bat .419 vs Kirby, twins vs Astros went over both games, including last game with their best pitchers, spaghetti and Simeon gonna get torched

[lean dust]

Every single week dude cashed me out

[tacit knot]

i wouldnt take that

[bleak mountain]

nahhh 😭

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/ohhh-burn-michael-b-jordan-oh-no-omg-gif-17566701

[dry flare]

and yours are the color of theirs

[vocal spindle]

bingo ✅

[dry flare]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-snap-ohsnap-gif-18271233

[meager tinsel]

All I know is I'm taking Pitts over week one he finally got a QB 🥳

[tacit knot]

whos gonna tell him

[lean dust]

Telling you from experience that quarterback is going to make you wanna pull your hair out your head

And now he old and got fucked up Achilles

[lunar patio]

chalk

[vocal spindle]

Pickett over full season line is free!

[tacit knot]

u guys are losing 35-10 against the steelers its ight tho

[tacit knot]

^^

hes the best qb in the league

sad we let him go

[finite dock]

mine are orange actually

[meager tinsel]

Brother I had a QB that threw like 3 picks and fumbled every game I'll be happy if I'm just pulling my hair out

[vocal spindle]

Is Kenny Pickett a top 10 qb

@tiny topaz

[tacit knot]

top 3

[finite dock]

Kenny has no aura

[bleak mountain]

proving the allegations wrong tdy

[lean dust]

I guess I just don’t think Kirk going to be the same

[twilit panther]

Daniel Jones under on everything he's so ass

[tiny topaz]

He’s not even top 32

[tacit knot]

u will be happy if ur qb makes it past 3 weeks tbh

[finite dock]

Gimme Bailey Zappe over him

[prisma oak]

we trusting Pitchers today?

[bleak mountain]

im sweeping

[pliant gust]

Why you just have to remind me smh

[tacit knot]

get out of my house

[dry flare]

everyone says no then proceeds to trust pitchers

[vocal spindle]

Pickett > Love

[lean dust]

I WANT IGUADOLA

[finite dock]

@twin socket

[lean dust]

😂

[tiny topaz]

Deez > nuts

[tacit knot]

pickett > any qb all time

[meager tinsel]

Penix season if he don't win win 🥳

[vocal spindle]

Your > Mom

[finite dock]

fuck pickett on dd

[tacit knot]

oh.

[vocal spindle]

Not big dog Mike Vick

[tiny topaz]

He did beat love h2h

[lean dust]

What u guys know about the famous CRISTIAN PONDER

[tacit knot]

mike vick on the steelers >

[tiny topaz]

Joe webb

[tacit knot]

see

[dry flare]

who else can you trust?

[primal mountain]

so, Cease K's over at 6.5?

[finite dock]

I want DRAKE MAYE

https://tenor.com/view/drake-maye-new-england-patriots-patriots-gif-9419400643239689339

[lean dust]

Dude was fun to watch

[vocal spindle]

Corvette corvette

[meager tinsel]

I'm not I learned my lesson these pitchers been getting rocked all month lmao

[lean dust]

YOU GUYS SLEPT ON TAVORIS JACKSON

[tacit knot]

mike vick borrowed my dog

never got him back

[tiny topaz]

Him and tavaris jackson

[dry flare]

show us your crazy side and take him at 7.5

[pliant gust]

Lol Adrian Peterson was done so wrong

[finite dock]

mfs don’t know about jonas gray

[tiny topaz]

Whip it out!

[lean dust]

@tiny topaz

[vocal spindle]

He made my dog a STAR

[tacit knot]

GOAT

[tiny topaz]

Hahaha

[tacit knot]

he brought out the potential

[meager tinsel]

This is a crazy sentence out of context

[finite dock]

mfs don’t know about 2022 damien harris

[lean dust]

What u know about SIDNEY RICE

[pliant gust]

Rice + Farve

[tacit knot]

can he say this

[lean dust]

Amazing

[lunar patio]

fantasy

[finite dock]

mfs don’t remember 2022 jamaal williams

[lean dust]

I hope u know I ain’t serious 😂

[dry flare]

it could be taken so many ways... out of context

[lunar patio]

everything cashing tbh

[tiny topaz]

2019 jamaal was better

[lean dust]

WHAT U KNOW ABOUT LIGHT UP A JOINT TO HELP MY MIGRAINE PERCY HARVIN

[tiny topaz]

Percy was goated

[pliant gust]

Is Carter about to whoop on Jewel Lloyd little ass again

[vocal spindle]

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW GOOD RANDALL CUNNINGHAM WAS

[lean dust]

Growing up, man, my childhood he’s second behind Adrian Peterson players to watch on Vikings

Was amazing

[vocal spindle]

free

Dude is like 70

[lean dust]

WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CORDALLE PATTERSON

[tiny topaz]

I bet. I’m assuming third is Jared Allen. Man those late 2000s viks were nice

[lean dust]

LOOKED TOUGH IN DAT PURPLE BOI

[rancid summit]

😒

[vocal spindle]

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW GOOD WIDE RECEIVER CORDARELLE PATTERSON WAS

[tiny topaz]

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW GOOD PLAYOFF JEFF JANIS WAS

[green yarrow]

how💀

[vocal spindle]

Cavaliers center

[lean dust]

Our head coach fucked that all up man was a bigger stronger Percy Harvin

[vocal spindle]

Bc I said so

Learn ball

Bozo

[tiny topaz]

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW GOOD JAKE KUMEROW WAS

[lean dust]

Jared Allen was a beast. Antoine Winfield put some respect on his name.

[fast berry]

Great returner back in the day

[lean dust]

No one talks about Winfield

[green yarrow]

i’m just curious if you have a write up or anything chill out….

[vocal spindle]

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW GOOD MELVIN INGRAM WAS

[lean dust]

Winfield was laying the wood before the wood was being laid

[tiny topaz]

Everyone knows his kid

[vocal spindle]

I’m just joking around lol

[lean dust]

The state almost rioted when we didn’t draft him, brother

[vocal spindle]

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW GOOD MELVIN GORDON WAS

OH MY GOSH

[tiny topaz]

He’s on a better trajectory than his dad

[tiny topaz]

True me

I do

[vocal spindle]

Broncos made people forget how good he was

[tiny topaz]

As a badger fan

God

[lean dust]

Different posistions

[tiny topaz]

That’s true yea

[lean dust]

His dad would of been a more natural safety

[meager tinsel]

Who's pitching for the dodgers today

[lean dust]

But played corner

[tiny topaz]

Especially today

[vocal spindle]

Yall don’t know NOTHING about Texans tyrann mathieu

[lean dust]

Go watch highlights of Antoine Winfield

[finite dock]

@tiny topaz i know you salty asf about this game

[lean dust]

Please

[meager tinsel]

Your right I didn't even know he was on the Texans 🤣

[tiny topaz]

Melvin Gordon 500 yard game will always bring tears to my eyes

[lean dust]

That’s how a mother effing corner tackles

[vocal spindle]

He was a DAWG

[lean dust]

Dude was tiny and never missed a tackle

[tiny topaz]

Beat yall in a super bowl

[lean dust]

What you know about JIM KLEINSASSER

[tiny topaz]

Favre had a rushing tuddy

[lean dust]

😂

[vocal spindle]

I know unc salty about 1970, 1974, 1975 and 1977 @lean dust

[tiny topaz]

Genuinely nothing

[primal mountain]

LMAO

[prisma oak]

Ohtani and Alonso going yard tonight

[lean dust]

Don’t get me started, whenever I talk about my bad luck my grandpa goes u haven’t seen shit then I have to hear the thirty minute story for the 100th time

[lean dust]

Big ass blocking tighten back in the day whenever he caught a ball my grandpa would yell his last name and it would crack me up

KLEINSASSER

😂

[tiny topaz]

Sounds German as helll

That’s a funny ass name too

[lean dust]

No doubt and we r German and Lebanese, and just the way ur grandpa yells shit u know

Just funny as hell

[dry flare]

NICE

[vocal spindle]

It’s funny how growing up in Dallas made you think Tony romo, Jason witten and dez Bryant were the equivalent of Mahomes, kelce and tyreek.

[finite dock]

@vocal spindle just say you’re still salty about this game, i get it

[pliant gust]

Teo*

[junior aspen]

Have to 1up you

[tiny topaz]

Yea dude I get it. Grandpas are great at cracking jokes

[vocal spindle]

We was really convinced down here that romo dez and witten were legit contenders and first ballot hall of famers 😭

[lean dust]

I messed with dez tho man

[pliant gust]

Witten aka curl man

[vocal spindle]

Dez was unironically great

The other 2 were eh

[lean dust]

U member when witten got hit hemet took off and kept rolling

[tiny topaz]

Greg Olson my goat (G- Reg)

[lean dust]

😂

[meager tinsel]

I hope so I was looking at him but he's 1-10 in his career against Dallas keuchel 😬

[vocal spindle]

Tony romo realistically was an always injured Derek Carr 😭

[pliant gust]

From the 5th flo

[lean dust]

Everytime he threw that X up I got hyped

[vocal spindle]

Witten was Gronk off wish

Like fr

He was a dawg

[meager tinsel]

Gronk off wish is crazy lmao

[lean dust]

Old reliable man!!

[junior aspen]

Panthers had their own version of the big 3 with Cam Newton, Kelvin Benjamin, and Greg Olsen 😆

[vocal spindle]

Man I would kill to be Gronk off wish

[dry flare]

now tell me who is the temu ohtani?

[tiny topaz]

God if cam newton had a semi decent wr he would’ve won a ring

[junior aspen]

Is Witten going into the HOF?

[tiny topaz]

Prob not

[meager tinsel]

Yea

[junior aspen]

Steven Kwan

[pliant gust]

Matsui

[vocal spindle]

Keston hiura

[lean dust]

Member how good Rhodes was for the vikes for a few years

Dude was lock down then fell the fuck off

[bleak mountain]

Brent Rooker

[tiny topaz]

Rhodes closed hell yea

Remember that

[junior aspen]

Thought Temu is a Chinese company

[vocal spindle]

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW GOOD BACKUP ALEXANDER MATTISON WAS OH MY GOSH

[lean dust]

He fell off man after he got paid QUICK

[lean dust]

Oh trust me I do

😂

[dry flare]

def not

[lean dust]

Auto 100 yards and a touchdown

😂

[tiny topaz]

Yea corners have such short primes in most cases

[lean dust]

U can book it

[vocal spindle]

Mattison was the best backup in the league, everytime cook was out he’d go off, people were calling for him to start over prime dalvin cook

[lean dust]

I fell for the bait when he became a starter

[vocal spindle]

And then as soon as he became a starter he sucked

[lean dust]

Grabbed him in fantasy

😂

[tiny topaz]

Ty chandler may be a generational backup

To jones

[meager tinsel]

So is we doing fantasy football in the discord ?

[vocal spindle]

Him and Tony pollard did the same thing

[lean dust]

I’m a Vikings fan u knew we were all going nuts

[vocal spindle]

I can add you to the gc

We haven’t set up draft yet tho

[lean dust]

Everyone in MN grabbed him 4 rounds to early

[meager tinsel]

Bet

[lean dust]

😂

[vocal spindle]

Add me

[onyx marten]

I’m down

[vocal spindle]

My friends are mostly cowboys fans bc we live in tarrant county, pollard went before bijan in every draft 😭

[vocal spindle]

Add me

[tiny topaz]

My coochie pink nd my booty hole brown

[lean dust]

Brooooo c that’s wild how we’re u love changes it that much

[tiny topaz]

AYO

[lean dust]

I snagged Bijan 7 and 9 in two drafts last year

[tiny topaz]

Bijan gonna cook this year

[lean dust]

One I grabbed him at 9 I won, was my 100$ league

[meager tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/no-diddy-greekdagod-galaxygreek-meek-millz-gif-15487218337185699969

[lean dust]

💰💪

[vocal spindle]

I got bijan in the 2nd round after getting Tyreek in the first

[lean dust]

Dirty work

[tiny topaz]

Lemme be in that league bro damn

[lean dust]

What I was thinking

Who the hell went to early

[tiny topaz]

Drafted ekeler and Jacobs w my first w picks last szn

[lean dust]

😂

[tiny topaz]

Did not have a good year

[vocal spindle]

Added you in it

[junior aspen]

He was. So was Toby Gerhart. Then they started and were definitely not as good

[vocal spindle]

Everyone said I reached taking tyreek at 3 and said I was biased bc I’m a dolphins fan

They didn’t say that at the end of the year tho

[tiny topaz]

Omg Toby gerhart

[rose gale]

Yall taking Dylan cease fantasy?

[vocal spindle]

What yall know about playoff Taylor heinicke

[meager tinsel]

Well that's a name I haven't heard in awhile

[vocal spindle]

No

[onyx marten]

WE WANT PROMO WE WANT PROMO 🗣️🔥

[vocal spindle]

.104 batting average allowed to the dbacks, but half the hits are home runs. He’s gonna give up his weekly runs but he still gonna deal, go PO or Ks

[lean dust]

I was trying to go back and screen shot my team that win league but he hasn’t opened the league up yet so I can’t go look

[rose gale]

His strikeouts lines are X0.9 so I wanted to see if yall was rocking with that

[onyx marten]

I won my $1200 league last year

[junior aspen]

Better not to be heard of ever again when talking about football

[dry flare]

this is a bot right?

[rose gale]

Alr I’ll sacrifice it and do K’s

[vocal spindle]

Ekeler’s falloff was unreal

[onyx marten]

Ceedee Lamb and Tua were sum else man

[rose gale]

Yes u can tell if it’s a bot by seeing that he just joined the server today

[vocal spindle]

Someone stole Tua from me

But I had big ol kirko cousins

[dry flare]

yeah i just wanted to be 100% sure before banning

[vocal spindle]

Kirk cousins was 2nd in fantasy points for qbs until he got injured

Yall forget quick

[onyx marten]

I had Jared Goff as a backup so I was chillinnn

[junior aspen]

Who was your backup afterwards?

[vocal spindle]

I can’t remember tbh

[junior aspen]

Streaming QB

[lean dust]

I had
Herbert
Bijan
Mostart
Ceedee

I don’t remember the rest tho

And I can’t go look

[junior aspen]

I got second to last in my league

[vocal spindle]

Nvm I found it I had Geno when Kirk went down

[junior aspen]

Had an “A+” draft grade hahaha

[lunar patio]

yo what’s up w kutter

why his PC been going low

and getting pulled early

he got hurt ?

[finite dock]

WE WANT 20 DOLLAR FREE SQUARES!

[vocal spindle]

I had this with tank dell off waivers later on

[vocal spindle]

I almost scammed someone sending them “B. Robinson” bc I sent Brian instead of bijan 😭😭

[junior aspen]

Tank Dell…

Was doing all right

[pliant gust]

Better than that

[vocal spindle]

Until they let a 165 lb receiver lead block in the A gap…

[junior aspen]

Yup

Got the TD tho

Lost the season

[ionic loom]

Woke up with a lil W'yuh

And that was a mid off

[prisma oak]

have a feeling there’s gonna be Nukes tonight

[vocal spindle]

Book it again

Run it back

[vocal spindle]

Tonight?

[lean dust]

Stupid as fuck I can’t go into league and look at shit

I wanna stunt my shit

[lean dust]

😂

[vocal spindle]

I found screenshots of mine

[vocal spindle]

I didn’t have not 1 person try to trade for Tyreek last season

[lean dust]

I got so many screenshots of parlays and then family photos since then 😂

[vocal spindle]

They knew it would cost the house and a leg too

[lean dust]

I gottta spend a hour and delete some shit

[vocal spindle]

I sectioned it by month and then scrolled to October

[lean dust]

Now ur thinking ima go check

[prisma nexus]

One of the best values on the board today. If you really want something good to pair with take Lopez. Dude is on fire and average 6.7 the last 10 ballgames not mention the H2H is all in his favor.

[vocal spindle]

k

[onyx marten]

Nowadays everyone is scared to trade

[bleak mountain]

Hes going under

[oak quail]

I hate to say it Sean but this brotha is getting lit up today

[vocal spindle]

Ykb

[prisma nexus]

You really think so. With yesterdays results I think he comes to play ball for sure

[junior aspen]

People offering a bunch of low ball trades

[bleak mountain]

hell no

[onyx marten]

I have a list of players I want at least one on my roster

[vocal spindle]

They send you Amari cooper for tyreek hill and bijan and then they try and convince you why they shouldn’t make the trade and how you’re supposedly scamming them “tbh”

[prisma nexus]

We will see. Good luck to you anyway though for sure

[slate bane]

Best value on the board rn

[oak quail]

🫡🙏🏽

[vocal spindle]

Any league I don’t have tyreek in, I will not be playing in

[stuck wave]

If ud takes away a bet it’s a good bet rightv

[pliant gust]

I’m not a big fan of trading I’m usually good after the draft

[stuck wave]

?

[junior aspen]

Nuke it

[junior aspen]

How about Tua

[vocal spindle]

I’d prefer Tua but idc tbh as long as I have Tyreek

[vocal spindle]

You tryna get in the league?

[pliant gust]

Being able to draft Tua late the past years have been a cheat code

[vocal spindle]

I always draft a qb late

[junior aspen]

Nah. I like to talk ball but not that good at fantasy football

[vocal spindle]

I had arod and Kirk last year originally

[pliant gust]

I took Josh last year, I usually go late QB and stack my team above it

[junior aspen]

Think I only won once since first playing back when Aaron Hernandez got arrested

[vocal spindle]

I’m prolly gonna do a 4 man league with my roommates for the fun of it

[pliant gust]

But it paid off he was #1 in Fantasy points

[pine jungle]

Bobby Whitt under 3.5 h+r+rbi?

[junior aspen]

The Kwanster

[oak quail]

Don’t doubt the kwanster

[vocal spindle]

Do I still have to do this?

[tall pulsar]

Chalk

[fast berry]

Here's a peek at my 12 team ppr . I traded mostert for AJB after his 50 burger

[vocal spindle]

Mostert was insane in fantasy

I had achane on my bench

[tall pulsar]

Cease chalking you

[vocal spindle]

That 70 point game we had fed families when I had Achane and Tyreek both starting

[junior aspen]

I did too then I dropped him 😭

He was my backup

[rose gale]

He’s community pick

[tall pulsar]

Dylan “chalk” cease

[junior aspen]

Good thing tho since Achane and Tyreek didn’t play towards the end of the season and screwed people in fantasy playoffs

CEASE the slander!

[vocal spindle]

I started him alongside bijan when he was balling with etienne in flex and moved olave to the bench, then he became an injury stash

[vocal spindle]

I was number 1 seed and lost first round of playoffs bc tyreek, achane, both my starting qbs, Brian Robinson, and some of my receivers were all injured

it was tragic

[junior aspen]

Yup. Injuries are killer

[tall pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/reynaldo-lopez-white-sox-chicago-cws-hit-by-pitch-gif-25964588

Chalked

[vocal spindle]

Not even, I’ve barely seen anyone say cease going over. Under might be the community pick ngl

People only on cease Ks, fantasy is chalk

[junior aspen]

The mustachioed man

[bleak mountain]

holy shit

cash gibson ks

[vocal spindle]

lol I just checked the lvl 30 chat

[junior aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/taking-off-shades-mario-luigi-chris-pratt-the-super-mario-bros-movie-gif-15700143871107015353

[bleak mountain]

5ks in the first inning

[vocal spindle]

6*

They dropped the 3rd strike again on the 5th one

[onyx marten]

They might be bumping it

[primal mountain]

oh shit....the jig is up!

[vocal spindle]

Dylan cease ending with O/U 0 fantasy points today?

And why the games start so late today?

[fast berry]

Why?

[onyx marten]

I will not place a bet today unless I see a promo

[dry flare]

ok but youre missing out on some good picks today lol

[fast berry]

Send prayers 1 of these hit

[finite dock]

same

[vocal spindle]

Basketball is FREEEEEEEE

Last pick is bronny under PRA

[dense mantle]

LOTTO TICKET with promo funds

[vocal spindle]

obviously

[prisma nexus]

Why is that my boy? Like frfr dude is on a high average and va this team is lights out 👀

[vocal spindle]

2.5 is insane work

[dense mantle]

Dam they bumped sabonis already

[dense mantle]

Lotto for a reason

[tropic dome]

streets saying shohei getting walked today again

[vocal spindle]

Shohei going hitless today

Keuchel has owned him for years

[vocal spindle]

bc cappy said so and he’s the one that rigs the games

[tropic dome]

hmmmmmmmmm

[dense mantle]

Dam we ain getting no promo today huh

[vocal spindle]

It’s Sunday, yall ain’t getting squat

[tropic dome]

tomorrow

[vocal spindle]

25% of us gonna get an angel Reese 0.5 once all the good games already started

[prisma nexus]

Figured LMAO 🤣

[vocal spindle]

You know how it goes

[dense mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-gif-25544536

[dense mantle]

Tomorrow isn’t promised

Thousands of ppl die a day

[vocal spindle]

But it is likely

[vocal spindle]

I got the under today

[tropic dome]

well stay your a$$ in the house

[dense mantle]

Nope it’s a gamble

[dense mantle]

If it’s ur time it’s ur time

[vocal spindle]

Tomorrow isn’t promised but it is probable, so don’t shoot up that heroin!

[dense mantle]

That’s more like it

Slips locked in finna hop on mlb

[finite dock]

no promo

https://tenor.com/view/madagscar-penguins-everything-ive-learned-is-a-lie-gif-9833861

[vocal spindle]

PlayStation?

[scarlet crow]

How many slips y’all make so far today

[vocal spindle]

0.5

[finite dock]

-1

[junior aspen]

Who needs promos when I have community picks

[twin socket]

What happened Andrew

[junior aspen]

Too many. Ran out of funds

[finite dock]

no promos😭

[twin socket]

Man

[scarlet crow]

Y’all fw Bojangles?

[twin socket]

We are cooked

[vocal spindle]

Nah that last reaction is wild

[vocal spindle]

No, you are cooked

How many Popeyes biscuits can y’all eat with no bev?

I’m aware

[scarlet crow]

Haven’t had it in like 10 years about to go get some rn

[scarlet crow]

7

[vocal spindle]

bloody legend

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-felicia-friday-shoo-go-away-gif-4389994

[tropic dome]

thoughts?

[lunar patio]

@finite dock need sum for my last leg

[meager tinsel]

Give me a special 😡

[rare mulch]

3

[lunar patio]

@finite dock what’s the potd mane

[meager tinsel]

U got a hitters slip unc @lean dust

[vocal spindle]

She had 5 in the first half last game

[vocal spindle]

And last game was against them

[junior aspen]

What’s the x payout on this?

[vocal spindle]

Magbegor be snagging

[tropic dome]

so cancel the slip

[finite dock]

Eli White under a hit

[vocal spindle]

I would go PR or PRA or sum instead

[primal mountain]

150x

[vocal spindle]

Or bank on more than just the first half to be safe

[tropic dome]

who

[twin socket]

I see u like my pookie bear td for points and rebounds

[tropic dome]

you have the dfs app?

[lunar patio]

it’s not the bases?

[twin socket]

U think she getting dat

[lunar patio]

you talking to me ?

[twin socket]

Who else

Yes

[lunar patio]

if i took the over what you think

yes

[finite dock]

Bases/hits same thing

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/angel-reese-chicago-sky-angel-reese-chicago-sky-angel-reese-sky-kenxaviouspope-gif-10368087669739331017

[lunar patio]

i’m saying ion think that’s who u did the write up for

[finite dock]

Oh

[lunar patio]

i thought his name was sum else

[finite dock]

Thats like dunn or something

Blake Dunn under a base

[lunar patio]

he not the potd ?

[finite dock]

Thought you was asking for another leg

[lunar patio]

oh okay nahh

i just need your most confident

so it’s dunn?

[finite dock]

Yur

[bleak mountain]

these bitches broke the rim

[dense mantle]

Who lmao

[meager tinsel]

Throat goat no diddy

[meager tinsel]

I need her

[twin socket]

U did a wnba slip?

[bleak mountain]

nvm

i think the shot clock broken

[bleak mountain]

they got hand me down clocks

[dense mantle]

I was finna say ik they ain dunking

[twin socket]

These hoes don’t be dunking

[meager tinsel]

I wish they put the rim at 9 feet so we can get wnba posters lmao

[bleak mountain]

they’re replacing a wire

in the shot clock

[twin socket]

Bro dat bitch ugly ass shit

[dense mantle]

Mfs said they got 5$ and below goals

[bleak mountain]

we’re backkkk

[twin socket]

Looks like javale mcgee

[meager tinsel]

Javale is crazy lmao

[dense mantle]

Prayers to you

[quiet pendant]

Is crease the move today

[dense mantle]

Crease?

[bleak mountain]

come on jones

get some fucking points

[lunar patio]

what you tryna say

[quiet pendant]

Cease 😂

[meager tinsel]

Thoughts

[dense mantle]

That i hope you hit

[lunar patio]

thanks king

[dense mantle]

Half the discord running his Ks

[meager tinsel]

Community pick u know what that means

[finite dock]

So we really ain’t getting a promo💔

[meager tinsel]

Probably for wnba later

[dense mantle]

Nope they robbed 60% of ppl nd didn’t even give us one

[meager tinsel]

Alright I'm done making slips I'll make more if they drop a special

[finite dock]

NEED IT

[quiet pendant]

3 man I’m going with today

Chalked or nah

[rare mulch]

Was actually thinking the same plays besides Grayson lol

[meager tinsel]

Fliff plays?

[lunar patio]

hope this potd come thru @finite dock

i just hate taking 0.5 props under lmaoo

but i trust you 🤞🏽

[south sleet]

@lean dust what you got today unc

[meager tinsel]

I need a winning streak

[south sleet]

I feel you

[primal mountain]

me too

[south sleet]

What you got today @primal mountain

[primal mountain]

that 2 man in the community picks

contreras and turner TB

[south sleet]

Lemme see

[primal mountain]

and then whatever I posted in here

[meager tinsel]

Today the day the tide turns 🙏🏾

[meager tinsel]

Todays the day it starts 🙏🏾

[primal mountain]

hoping for another CJ leadoff HR again

[south sleet]

On Jesus himself 🙏

[rose gale]

Learn something new everyday I didn’t know a man named dominic canzone exists

[vocal spindle]

NRFIs looking good so far

@lunar patio @dense mantle play of the day

Currently 8/9 on play of the days

[lunar patio]

let’s ride

[vocal spindle]

Reynaldo just had a 5 pitch inning

Glad I faded him

[junior aspen]

Dang… they’ve caught onto Soto batter walks

[tiny topaz]

ozzie had all 3 ground outs

jesus

[lunar patio]

i did carter points over her

but i’ll put her in my other slip

[vocal spindle]

No surprise, he leads the league

[junior aspen]

Gil lower than 16 pitching outs right

[lunar patio]

thought u liked carter more

[vocal spindle]

I got Carter in the same slip

[lunar patio]

carter is such a ball hog tho and she looks to score that’s why i love to bet on her

[junior aspen]

Not just rebounds for Reese?

[meager tinsel]

This is basically everyone play of the day to be fair lol

[vocal spindle]

Angel just cashed PR with points alone in one of her worst rebounding games last game, and that was with her sitting a quarter for foul trouble

So yeah I gotta take it again

Carter is women’s cam Thomas

[meager tinsel]

Angel a lock

[vocal spindle]

Surprised her line didn’t move at all

[junior aspen]

Crazy how one of her worst rebounding games was 10

[lunar patio]

FACTS

[vocal spindle]

Abrams K

[bleak mountain]

man

walk him

[vocal spindle]

NRFIs were free today

Holy

[finite dock]

Guys take Reynaldo over on 18.5 outs, it’s so free he only threw 5 pitches in the 1st take advantage of this line😭

[vocal spindle]

Kelenic walked

[vocal spindle]

He’s finishing in 5 innings and chalking this

40 pitch inning is inevitable

[finite dock]

No Bryce Harper or JT ion think so

[vocal spindle]

Kelenic steal, cash fantasy

[bleak mountain]

youngin

[south sleet]

Not one of these are up smh

[bleak mountain]

you a dumbass

[vocal spindle]

Trea Turner is back

I think so

Phillies entire team is basically an all star lineup

[bleak mountain]

hes not ready

for lopez

40 pc inning

[vocal spindle]

Lane Thomas caught stealing

@bleak mountain you know ball

[tiny topaz]

except for their ptcher rn

[tiny topaz]

8 pc 1 strike

[lean dust]

Not even these

[bleak mountain]

hes sold sm times

lopez is a bum

and a fraud

[tiny topaz]

yea phils pitcher is selling nrfi