┆⚾・baseball

[vocal spindle]

@outer spire

[tacit knot]

bros been on a cold streak so hard..

[dry flare]

you'll do that anyway dont act like you wont

[vocal spindle]

Bronny 0.5 gonna be a sweat

[finite dock]

Kwan is hitting .363 why wouldn’t I lol

[scarlet crow]

https://tenor.com/view/soobfad-druski-gif-25646977

[finite dock]

It would be illogical to not take him

[rare mulch]

He’s washed

[vocal spindle]

He was batting .400 like 2 weeks ago

That should explain it to you

[lean dust]

Easiest money all day

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-begging-pretty-please-beg-on-your-knees-pray-for-mercy-gif-9893292255647432810

[lean dust]

I almost took Bailey under to

[vocal spindle]

Bro dropped from .400 to .363 in 2 weeks

[lean dust]

Then they took his points away

[finite dock]

link?

[scarlet crow]

Dm

[vocal spindle]

They took it away before I could place it

[lean dust]

Can’t believe they even put it up

[lean dust]

^

[tacit knot]

because he hasnt had a good game other than the hr game in like 6 games?

[vocal spindle]

Max fried over 1.5 HRR? He’s 1/1 against Ranger Suarez

[lean dust]

I wanted Bailey under to

But they took his away to

[rare mulch]

What yaal kno abt prime max fried

Bro was hitting dat mf

[finite dock]

thats a good reason

[rare mulch]

He actually had a bat

[lean dust]

What you know about prime Francisco Liriano?

[long oracle]

max is a pitcher💀

[vocal spindle]

Doesn’t change what I said

[rare mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-gif-24935909

[lean dust]

Or the great Johan Santana

[vocal spindle]

He’s still 1/1 against Ranger Suarez

[long oracle]

lmao

[vocal spindle]

Idk why they let him get an at bat but he got a hit 😭

[lean dust]

Francisco Liriano was him with the twins you guys know him

[lunar patio]

lance lynn po under

[lean dust]

I don’t know if you guys were old enough

[lunar patio]

potd

[lean dust]

POTD

[rare mulch]

They removed it 😞

[dry flare]

somehow you made correct and true contraditions

[lean dust]

Oh ya did long time ago

[rare mulch]

Bro loves Hunter Greene I swear

[lean dust]

I wanted Bailey under to I wasn’t fast enough

[scarlet crow]

Everyone send one potd

[tacit knot]

hes going under 7.5k thats all i know

[rare mulch]

Jose Miranda FP or TB

[lean dust]

Mine POTD got removed

Sadly

So I’ll say Lugo strikeouts

[rare mulch]

Jus gonna go under on his PO

[lean dust]

I agree or over ERA

[rare mulch]

Ye

[lean dust]

I like they r dropping fantasy for these no names

Yesterday was first time I noticed it to

But whoever took freeland under got smoked I think lol

So maybe I get smoked today

[bleak mountain]

Sano going yard

[rare mulch]

Everyone was taking free land under Ks lol

His fantasy was free

Literally at -7

[vocal spindle]

Not fair

[rare mulch]

17*

[bleak mountain]

whos homering

[vocal spindle]

backyard

[tacit knot]

burger

[rare mulch]

We’ve heard this before

[vocal spindle]

Yordan and Devers both hitting a homer

[tacit knot]

lowe is due too

[craggy pendant]

Adley over 1.5 TB scorcher

[tacit knot]

benint is the worst player in the league now

[dry flare]

do batters actually hit more HR on their bday?

[bleak mountain]

maybe

[tacit knot]

def no

[craggy pendant]

No

[tacit knot]

but its rude to fade on someones birthday

[coarse elbow]

Not for ohtani💀

[tacit knot]

ohtani took the day off

ohtani either hrs or strikesout

[coarse elbow]

Hays played a hella of game yesterday n it was his bday

But he been ina slump

[craggy pendant]

But "he got next"....

[dry flare]

ohtani put out the rumor to give him self a birthday present when everyone took his over

[tacit knot]

LMAO

[craggy pendant]

He needs a present square between shoulder blades....

[formal cedar]

damn they took it off

[vocal spindle]

Yordan and Devers both going yard, Austin riley and Freddie freeman most likely going yard as well

[lean dust]

Early bird gets the worm

[lunar patio]

PROMO @scarlet crow

[vocal spindle]

McMahon going yard on Lugo

[vocal spindle]

Huh

[lunar patio]

you got excited

[vocal spindle]

Nah

I was mad bc I was gonna have to deposit 😭

[rare mulch]

Dang sano is gone

😞

Took too long

[lunar patio]

all jokes aside jp

[vocal spindle]

Is he scratched or just no line?

[lunar patio]

yk we getting a promo

[tacit knot]

that bronny free square

[rare mulch]

Scratched

Sano is DNP

[vocal spindle]

Where did you see that

[rare mulch]

Angels jus released their starting lineup

UD twitter

[lean dust]

Man that sucks

[bleak mountain]

sano is so ass

[vocal spindle]

That sucks

[lean dust]

The ex twin is so ass

[bleak mountain]

he does nothing

[rare mulch]

lol

[lean dust]

He had one good year

Not even smacked some homers

[bleak mountain]

past 3 games 0/3

[lean dust]

Like Joey gallo one year he got hit n a bunch of Home runs and has been asked since

[coarse elbow]

We think anyone going yard at coors🤔

[lean dust]

Hot

[vocal spindle]

0/4 before that

[vocal spindle]

McMahon

[tacit knot]

a rockie is hitting a hr

blackmon probably

[lean dust]

Lugo Lugo Lugo

N he strikes out the side

[bleak mountain]

on april 20th vs reds sano went 3/4 with 3 rbis, 1 run, and 1 hr

[vocal spindle]

McMahon owns Lugo unfortunately

[lean dust]

The tides r turning

😂

[south sleet]

@lean dust What you got unc? Or am I to late lol

[tacit knot]

we acting like hte rockies hit bad against lugo or

[vocal spindle]

Batting .420 against Lugo with 2 homers in last 3 games

[vocal spindle]

They quite literally do

Aside from McMahon they have terrible batting stats against him

[tacit knot]

jones .667 on 3 ab

[bleak mountain]

no bumps besides crochet i think

[tacit knot]

tovar also bats well against him

[lean dust]

I just had two McGriddles whose jealous

[tacit knot]

would not be surprised if the rockies kick him out after the 6th

[lean dust]

Everyone said that bout Ragans to

[vocal spindle]

Tovar 2/7 3 Ks, Doyle 0/5, Blackmon 3/13, Rodgers 2/8, Diaz 0/5, Togila 0/3,

[south sleet]

Fuck you im starving 🤣

[lean dust]

Lugo

Baby

[vocal spindle]

2/7 with a 43% strikeout % is NOT good

[tacit knot]

rockies are gonnah ave their way with him

[lean dust]

I was to had to get my lazy ass up this morning

[rare mulch]

Waldron fantasy hasn’t been up since

[tacit knot]

have we decided .287 is bad now?

[vocal spindle]

Have we decided a 43% strikeout percentage is “good” now?

[bleak mountain]

i got waldron ks at 4 idk what its at now

[south sleet]

I just woke up im racing there rn I got 5 minutes lol

[tacit knot]

idc about strikeout percentage

[lunar patio]

7

[rare mulch]

4.5 1.1x

[bleak mountain]

Wow

i donated

[lean dust]

Hoping for green lights for you brother

[tacit knot]

mcmahon has 30% so i guess he hits poorly against him too

[rare mulch]

No way we think a 43% K rate is GOOD

are we smoking meth?

[lean dust]

Y u say that lol

[vocal spindle]

.287 is as close as you can possibly get to .272 which is Tovar’s batting average. He hits normal against Lugo yet at a huge strikeout%

[lean dust]

Ya basically Lugo is good

We good

Strike em out baby

[bleak mountain]

Waldron going for 10ks today

[tacit knot]

im not saying lugo isnt gonn aget ks

but hes not not giving up hits

[lunar patio]

why you ain run fantasy den unc

[south sleet]

SO more safer lol

[vocal spindle]

According to the International Dyslexia Association, dyslexia affects about 15–20% of the population, or 1 in 5 people. This makes it one of the most common learning disabilities in children and the most common neuro-cognitive disorder. Dyslexia can affect people of all levels of intelligence, and some gifted people are dyslexic

[lean dust]

Come on now dex

[south sleet]

Double dipper lol

[lean dust]

I don’t lie to the fam

[tacit knot]

u used strikeout % to say someone doesnt hit wlel

one has a 37% k rate the other has 30%

[lean dust]

I stuck to a small amount of guys tho

Hopefully it works

Hey Joe, guess who forgot to lock my dogs up when I went to McDonald’s my garbage can destroyed

😂😂

Fuck

[lunar patio]

☠️

[vocal spindle]

McMahon strikes out at a 30% rate for the season, not just Lugo, so he has the same strikeout rate but batting .420 compared to his season batting average of .265, so he’s equal and improved right? Tovar bats the same as he does on the season but has a 43% strikeout rate compared to his sub 30% strikeout rate on the season, so he’s equal and significantly worse, see the difference?

[south sleet]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Is it all fucked up

[tacit knot]

no i still disagree that u think he bats poorly against lugo

[chrome jasper]

Why are only 9/15 games listed on the inning props section

[vocal spindle]

McMahon quite literally only hits better against Lugo no matter how you look at it, Tovar doesn’t do anything better than Lugo but he does a lot worse when it comes to getting struck out

[lean dust]

I got him fast so it ain’t to bad but they knocked it over and was about to go to town😂 got some sticky shit on the floor from pop now that’s it I got lucky

[vocal spindle]

Then you lack cognitive ability. Glad that’s settled.

[haughty trench]

U know why

[tacit knot]

.286 > .272

statistically he doesnt bat poorly

[lunar patio]

@tacit knot i got lugo fantasy over so u gon have to chill out family

[chrome jasper]

True

[vocal spindle]

Tell me how you can bat .272 in 7 at bats

I’ll wait

[lean dust]

@dense mantle

[tacit knot]

di di say he bat .272?

i said he bat .286

[south sleet]

Lmao you got lucky. What kind of dogs do you have

[tacit knot]

.

[hazy rain]

I'm a fast twitch warrior

There so fire

[vocal spindle]

If he bats 1000 times, against Lugo, he’s likely going to bat around.272

[lean dust]

All white German Shepherd and a black lab pitbull mixed

[tacit knot]

and u think mcmahon on 1000 abs is gonna bat .417 LMAo

[lean dust]

JP know what’s sup

[vocal spindle]

.286 is literally as close as numbers allow you to get to .272 in 7 at bats, so if he was guaranteed to bat .272 for an entire season, he would be at .286 in his first 7 at bats bc that’s as close as you can get

[vocal spindle]

Now you putting words in my mouth

[lean dust]

And Kansas City gonna smack gomber

[vocal spindle]

This isn’t at all similar

[tacit knot]

mhm ok

[lean dust]

Gomber gonna get lit up to

[lunar patio]

nah they couldn’t even smack hudson 😭

[lean dust]

Freeland who pitched yesterday looks better than gomber to me 😂

[lunar patio]

yes that who i meant

i need a promo badddd

ian shit without a promo

[bleak mountain]

broo lugo had 10ks against guardians last week

no wayy he cant get 7

[lunar patio]

should put 25 on this

[rare mulch]

Ofc they take off yorDan when I get to him

[vocal spindle]

So Tovar bats .286 against Lugo in 7 at bats which if you’re guaranteed to bat .272 for a season and has to stay as close to .286 as possible, you’d have to be a .286 in 7 at bats to be as close as possible to .272 at that specific at bat. So he’s not doing anything more than normal. If McMahon is guaranteed to bat .265 for the season which is his normal batting average and stay as close as he statistically can to .265 then at no point should he EVER be batting .417 because that’s NOWHERE near .265

[rare mulch]

1.5 HRR no multiplier

[vocal spindle]

That’s not hard to comprehend please stop acting dense

[lunar patio]

ok nephew

[bleak mountain]

promo????

[rare mulch]

Pushing dat narrative

[lean dust]

U r the warrior

[rare mulch]

We’re not getting promo

[vocal spindle]

@tacit knot by your standard, a .260 batter that’s 1/2 against someone completely owns a batter right? Or a .500 batter that’s 0/1 completely sucks against a pitcher right?

[lunar patio]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-tread-lightly-angry-bryan-cranston-walter-white-gif-15688829

[vocal spindle]

Dumb logic

[tacit knot]

did i say own or did i say he doesnt bat bad?

u said everyone bats poorly

i just said he didnt bat poorly

[vocal spindle]

So is a .500 batter that’s 0/1 batting poorly?

[tacit knot]

literally the only thing i said

[lean dust]

You guys wanna know something wild I caught a glitch on UD last night and made a bet and then they took my bet away

[bleak mountain]

bronny 6moty

[tacit knot]

u are aruging so hard for no reason LMAo

[vocal spindle]

Unless you’re hitting at least .350 against a pitcher, a dang near 50% strikeout percentage is BATTING POORLY

[tacit knot]

i said a batter that averages .272 and is batting .286 against someone isnt poorly

[lunar patio]

mvp and rookie of year

[vocal spindle]

13moty

[tacit knot]

it really isnt

[vocal spindle]

Ydkb

[lean dust]

They had ketel Marte up for .5 play appearances I pair it with CJ Abrams 1.5 bases for 25 bucks

[vocal spindle]

Done with this now

[lean dust]

10 minutes later I go to check and it’s gone

And my money was refunded

Shit was wild

[vocal spindle]

I made 100 off a lines error in tennis a while back

[lean dust]

Can they legally do that? They had a line up and I placed a bet with it. How can they just cancel my bet?

[vocal spindle]

In tennis they have games played props and it’s only supposed to be up for 1 of the 2 players in the match. But they accidentally put up games played lines for both players who are playing the same games

So I just did double under and double over

Guaranteed 1.5x money

[bleak mountain]

u know ball

[vocal spindle]

This was like a year ago tho, they don’t make mistakes like that anymore

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/mspmonkey-gif-24697413

[vocal spindle]

They most likely can lol

Not really

[lean dust]

This was last night

[unique hare]

They do they just void em now

[vocal spindle]

Accidental free squares tho?

[vocal spindle]

Yeesh

[lean dust]

I just sent u pic

[bleak mountain]

no fucking way

caleb martin is a snake

[lean dust]

Ten minutes later money refunded

[unique hare]

Fils please

[bleak mountain]

Nah bro how u gon team up with jimmy

and then go to the 76ers

mad disrespect

“tobías harris over me”

fuck outta hereee

[onyx marten]

Money talks

[lean dust]

Maybe ketel promo today

😂

[vocal spindle]

In tennis, 2 people playing against each other are guaranteed to play the same number of games, so if both have lines up, they either both go over, or both go under. So it was 2 possible outcomes for 3x the money

[bleak mountain]

hes gonna be ass in philly

[onyx marten]

That’d be awesome

[bleak mountain]

just like gabe vincent

when u leave miami u lose ur aura

and ur skill

[lean dust]

They had this up yesterday I made a bet with it and they took it away and refunded me

[vocal spindle]

Kendrick nunn

[rare mulch]

I don’t kno

[bleak mountain]

we should sign paul reed

[onyx marten]

It doesn’t have the promo thing on it so it was 100% a mistake lmao

[bleak mountain]

on a minimum

[lean dust]

I know dude I caught they ass, idk how they can just take my bet away

[vocal spindle]

Well he obviously knows it was a mistake lol

[vocal spindle]

Man they can take anything away

[bleak mountain]

broo we could’ve signed malik beasley

[vocal spindle]

They can take away your current parlays if they want to

[bleak mountain]

what are we doing 🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️

[onyx marten]

They can do whatever they want if u really read their terms of service

[lean dust]

They have something in there terms n guidelines I’m sure

[vocal spindle]

All their terms of service benefit them

They dang near own you

[lean dust]

Yup I know that’s why I ain’t tripping about it

[finite dock]

what’s the criteria for a rescue

[lavish island]

Bronny playing today?

[vocal spindle]

They could realistically start bumping our picks that are already placed if they wanted to

[lunar patio]

idk go brush your teeth

[lean dust]

Shouldn’t be how it works at all idk any place that does that but yes if they wanted they could

[vocal spindle]

Only thing stopping them is that this wouldn’t go over well with the majority of consumers and they’d lose crazy amounts of business

[lean dust]

If they do that we should be able to cancel whenever

[vocal spindle]

But that doesn’t change the fact that they can

PrizePicks can do the same thing

As well as chalkboard

And sleeper

[onyx marten]

Idk if this is true only cuz u lock in a certain value

[vocal spindle]

It is true

[lunar patio]

damn wnba all the way in september

[onyx marten]

If you aren’t getting what u paid that’s called “fraud”

[vocal spindle]

The reason they don’t is bc it would enrage the consumers and they’d lose business

[lean dust]

They would have to allow us to cancel it

[vocal spindle]

It’s not sports betting it’s DFS, so it’s legal

[rare mulch]

If I place this slip and there’s a promo imma be mad lol

[lean dust]

If they move lines after placing bet

[vocal spindle]

If they did it on the UD Sportsbook it would be illegal, but on DFS it’s legal

[onyx marten]

DFS is a type of sports betting that’s why Florida has to tip toe around it

[vocal spindle]

DFS isn’t legally sports betting

[onyx marten]

According to Florida law it is

[bleak mountain]

clark under

[rare mulch]

True

[lean dust]

https://tenor.com/view/minnesota-vikings-minnesota-vikings-aaron-rodgers-vikes-gif-16985117 @idle gull

[onyx marten]

Why do u think they added “Champions” to Underdog 😂

[vocal spindle]

DFS is a workaround, DFS is picking against a projection, while betting is picking outcomes. DFS can change the projection whenever they want.

[lavish island]

Never going under on my goat

[vocal spindle]

Yall don’t understand how much UD could really screw us over lol

[onyx marten]

So can sportbooks lol

[lean dust]

https://tenor.com/view/minnesota-vikings-minnesota-vikings-aaron-rodgers-vikes-gif-16985117

@onyx marten

[vocal spindle]

If UD ever wanted to shut down, they could essentially just rob us on that last day and then walk away

[rare mulch]

Ehh

[unique hare]

Ive had pp do this to me before

[rare mulch]

Could be

[onyx marten]

AP was something else

[vocal spindle]

Only thing stopping UD from cooking us is they’d lose their consumer base to competitors

[lavish island]

Better not see Suarez going crazy today

[lean dust]

https://tenor.com/view/minnesota-vikings-minnesota-vikings-aaron-rodgers-vikes-gif-16985122

[tacit knot]

my friend had that happened on sleeper

[vocal spindle]

I’ve had it happen to me on NFL before, I think it was an error tho not intentional

[tacit knot]

he put in 100 dollars and when florida banned dfs

[vocal spindle]

On UD ^

[tacit knot]

he couldnt take any out

because it was promo money

[lunar patio]

you trippin

[bleak mountain]

Maybe

[unique hare]

Was a point bump for nba for me

Slip already submitted

[bleak mountain]

i got beef w clark

[lunar patio]

nephew im fin put u in timeout

[bleak mountain]

calm tf down

[vocal spindle]

Protected plays are lowkey so smart for these DFS apps , idk why UD doesn’t do them

[lunar patio]

iight

my bad neph

[lavish island]

Then you got beef with me

[lean dust]

https://tenor.com/view/jordan-addison-addison-gif-425349272125794058

[onyx marten]

Packers are the best team in the division

Probably conference tbh

[tacit knot]

i still think the goblin and demons/ scorched on here is one of their best moves

offering a rare thing for worst odds than other sportsbooks by so much

[vocal spindle]

Sleeper protected plays force you to deposit money and then you can’t take it out, so you’re forced to play on sleeper which you might’ve not originally used. If you win on that protected play then it’s no different from a regular bet, but majority of people are going to lose on their protected plays

[lean dust]

https://tenor.com/view/aaron-jones-gif-20651451

U gonna miss him

[bleak mountain]

goblins and demons

are scams

[lean dust]

https://tenor.com/view/tj-hockenson-gif-27053580

[onyx marten]

They didn’t pay him what he’s worth bro I’m pissed

[tacit knot]

its so bad

[vocal spindle]

L take

[wanton heron]

Love waking up to money

[vocal spindle]

Still an L take

[tacit knot]

getting -150 odds for something thats -250 to happen

[bleak mountain]

nasty work

[onyx marten]

We have Josh Jacobs so it’s not too bad lol

[vocal spindle]

Nah it’s still a L take

[tacit knot]

josh jacobs isnt aaron jones lmao

[onyx marten]

-Dolphins fan

[vocal spindle]

And what does this have to do with anything?

[vocal spindle]

You’re 0/4 rn buddy

[lean dust]

https://tenor.com/view/justin-jefferson-gif-24275024

[bleak mountain]

dolphins 2025 superbowl champs

[vocal spindle]

L take

[bleak mountain]

No

[onyx marten]

Yapping

[lean dust]

Josh Jacobs get u 3.5 everytime

[tacit knot]

its just true

[vocal spindle]

What NFL team are you a fan of

[onyx marten]

Josh Jacobs has untapped potential

[bleak mountain]

Dolphins

[vocal spindle]

0/5

[onyx marten]

Bro was on the shit ass Raiders

[tacit knot]

nah

[lean dust]

Jacob’s get u 3.5 yards everytime

[vocal spindle]

Jacob’s was good bc he was on the raiders

Bro got spammed

[lean dust]

Never minus but he ain’t breaking nothing

[tacit knot]

^^

[onyx marten]

Everyone knows Josh Jacobs is a beast if u actually look at film and statistics

[tacit knot]

no way u discrediting aaron jones like that

[vocal spindle]

We are all gambling addicts, EVERYONE in here looks at film and statistics dawg

[onyx marten]

With Davante Adams to throw to? Okay man 😂

[tacit knot]

with what qb?

u sure u watched film??

[lean dust]

The best is behind Jacob’s brother

[bleak mountain]

bro

[onyx marten]

I hope yall remember this convo

[lean dust]

Same with jones but jones is better than anything we had

[vocal spindle]

He was quite literally 2nd in the nfl in attempts and had more attempts than multiple TEAMS

[tacit knot]

when u realize how important jones was to ur offense remember

[lean dust]

Jones right now is better then Jacobs

[vocal spindle]

0/6

[tacit knot]

^^

[vocal spindle]

You boutta be putting up Klay Thompson numbers with these takes

[onyx marten]

Dalvin Cook? 💀

[vocal spindle]

Better get a hit soon

[vocal spindle]

Washed

[lean dust]

He wasn’t on our team last year ?

[rare mulch]

Khyree jus passed away

[vocal spindle]

Cook hasn’t been good since before JJ was drafted anyway

[tacit knot]

^^

0/7

this guy cant hit

[rare mulch]

Vikings rookie

[vocal spindle]

Bro boutta match Klay Thompson very soon

[lean dust]

We were starting mattison last year lmao

[onyx marten]

He fits what we use rbs for. We have a good power back in AJ Dillon, we’re gonna be throwing to Jacobs a lot

[tacit knot]

i heard all i needed to when he said he rather jacobs than jones

[tacit knot]

he was so bad....

[lean dust]

We upgraded and u downgraded

[onyx marten]

You said that your team has had

[lean dust]

And u paid him more

[vocal spindle]

Aaron jones was a better combo with aj dillon anyway

[gusty topaz]

@lean dust sorry for ur loss

[lean dust]

Anything we had, (last year)

[tacit knot]

aaron jones is nasty

jacobs fell off

its that simple

[lean dust]

Vikings luck

Never fails

[onyx marten]

Steelers fan talking abt falling off im dead af

Yall been rebuilding for like a decade now

[vocal spindle]

Josh Jacobs is basically a skinnier better Dillon. They both not breaking anything off but will make a yards per carry watcher cream themselves

[tacit knot]

ur defending a rb that was getting outperformed by zamir white btw

[lean dust]

Bra Jacob’s was one of the biggest bust last year

[vocal spindle]

Jones was a much better 1-2 with Dillon

[lean dust]

Cuz he lost a step already

[tacit knot]

win a sb plz

[lean dust]

It’s gonna get worse

He got fed the ball like a mofo cuz they knew they couldn’t keep him

[onyx marten]

Zamir White is heavily underrated stop it

[vocal spindle]

0/8

[tacit knot]

and jacobs is overrated

[onyx marten]

https://tenor.com/view/we-dont-care-gif-18146171

I’ll see some of yall in the playoffs

[tacit knot]

.

u sure u dont care?

[tacit knot]

dont get bounced by the 49ers again plz

[onyx marten]

Steelers fans gonna have another slightly above average .5 win loss year and get immediately eliminated

[lean dust]

Jj or darnold gonna be dumping that bad boy off to jones a lot this year

[vocal spindle]

Potential 0/9

[tacit knot]

LMAOO

[lean dust]

For real tho

[tacit knot]

its so sad

[onyx marten]

Don’t get bounced by everyone again

[vocal spindle]

JJ been practicing his handoffs for the past 4 years

[onyx marten]

Being a Steelers fan has to be so depressing

[rare mulch]

Literally

[tacit knot]

???

[vocal spindle]

Packers fans beat the cowboys in the playoffs and don’t know how to act

[lean dust]

N check downs Aaron jones receptions prop over

lol

[onyx marten]

Wait didn’t we beat yall in the Super Bowl? Tragic

[tacit knot]

yeah?

after we won 2

[lunar patio]

PROMOS

[tacit knot]

oh noo

[onyx marten]

Yikes

[lunar patio]

@scarlet crow PROMOS

[rare mulch]

We got wnba discounts 💀

[lean dust]

Football gets the people going like nothing else

[tacit knot]

we have more sbs in the last 3 decades than u 😭

[lean dust]

I can’t wait

Unc may loose his cool a few times

[tacit knot]

football>.

[lean dust]

If I’m being honest

[sand temple]

RANGER 3.5

[lean dust]

My passion

[tacit knot]

if i had aaron rodgers

[onyx marten]

Pick and choose your decade window we both know Lambeau franchise absolutely CLEARS

[tacit knot]

and coild only get him one ring

id kms

[tacit knot]

we have more sbs than u but its chill

it doesnt matter what time frame u do

[lean dust]

Imagine what the vikes would’ve done with Rogers

[finite dock]

Do NOT take Caitlin Clark

[tacit knot]

^^

[vocal spindle]

Me, my third, fourth and 5th @, as well as 2 Jason’s deli employees, the petco janitor, Joe Biden, 2 Lyft drivers and 4 figure skating instructors would’ve beat the cowboys in the playoffs, yall packers fans need to stop glazing it

[lean dust]

Our offense and defense always been solid since 2000 just never the quarterback

[onyx marten]

Focus on the past all u want that’s all u as a fan have rn 😭

[tacit knot]

thats what i just told u

u won a sb a year after us

[onyx marten]

I’m excited for the present

[tacit knot]

the present is just as bad for u LMAO

[onyx marten]

We look amazing as a team

[tacit knot]

i wouldnt

[onyx marten]

Ur coping

[rare mulch]

Bro they give ranger discount every start

Talk abt glaze 😂

[tacit knot]

theres no way

u have more trust

in love

[onyx marten]

This guys so funny

[lean dust]

O shit we got promos

[tacit knot]

than u did in rodgers

[lean dust]

Stop the football talk

We got promos

Promo promo promo

[sly plank]

The last Ranger promo was a sweet lol

[onyx marten]

I have the same trust in both, it’s been our defense that struggles

[tacit knot]

GOD THESE ARE BOOT YAGAIN

[vocal spindle]

Bro why do they all suck

[rare mulch]

Ranger should be free but damn bro can he stop getting discounts

[tacit knot]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING

[rare mulch]

He sweats every tinrv

Time

[tacit knot]

if u think ur winning a sb in 5 years im sorry

[lean dust]

Ranger gonna be a sweat I know it

If he does hit even

[rare mulch]

Exactly

[onyx marten]

-Steelers fan

[jaunty crater]

Imagine using these 2

[tacit knot]

no way atkins is the best one 😭

[bleak mountain]

im sick of this shit

[amber wren]

was that gakpo 1.5 shots FKKKK. I MISSED IT

[royal wedge]

LETS GO RANGER🗣️🙏🏾

[lunar patio]

ariel nice

[jaunty crater]

It’s not

[jaunty crater]

Nah Lmaoo

[lean dust]

It’s still there ur the soccer guy

[tacit knot]

odds wise is tho right?

[bleak mountain]

atkins tuff

[lunar patio]

why it’s not

[tacit knot]

im not taking it

[rare mulch]

Atkins is over vs the matchup in every game played besides one since 2022

[royal wedge]

Why are u trusting wnba 🗿

[vocal spindle]

DONT TAKE CAITLIN

[mental island]

Ranger easy

[amber wren]

OH SHIT they play at 2:00

[tacit knot]

caitilin chalked

[vocal spindle]

Caitlin doesn’t shoot anymore, she only passes

[tacit knot]

its ranger or atkins i think

[royal wedge]

Clark is chalk

[mental island]

Ranger always cashes

[rare mulch]

Atkins imo

[lean dust]

Is that good 1.5 shots he only cashed 1/3

[amber wren]

EVERYONE TAKE GAKPO THE SOCCER GUY ITS FREE TRUST ME I WILL PAY YOU IF IT MISSES

[rare mulch]

Sweat everytime

[lunar patio]

why u keep saying ranger

[empty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/smell-floki-inu-gif-24525689

[vocal spindle]

Caitlin had 2 points in 40 minutes last time she played this team, PLEASE DONT TAKE CAITLIN

[amber wren]

yes veryyyy good hes getting 4+ shots against turkey

[royal wedge]

Imma need 50

[tacit knot]

braves matchup the only reason 😭

[rare mulch]

How Ik u not lying

[lunar patio]

do not take ranger

[vocal spindle]

Ranger highkey chalk too

[lean dust]

Man what

[jaunty crater]

She’s inconsistent and most likely gonna have to sweat her

[onyx marten]

😈🔥

[mental island]

Indiana game got blowout potential too

[craggy pendant]

You guys are not seriously going to play Ranger again??

[rare mulch]

Ranger is getting demolished 😂😂

[lunar patio]

you dumb

cancel why u still can

[amber wren]

idek why the line is so low

[vocal spindle]

Discount chalking anyways, might as well take a shot

[lunar patio]

it’s either soccer or wnba

[lean dust]

It’s a promo he looses it

[tacit knot]

fr

[mental island]

Hockey

[amber wren]

trust me hes gonna hit

[lunar patio]

i’m trippin

[finite dock]

Is Ranger got 0 vs the Marlins how do yall expect him to get 4 vs the Braves

[vocal spindle]

Caitlin had 2 points in 40 minutes last time she played this team, PLEASE DONT TAKE CAITLIN

[lean dust]

They don’t even need to b on target

Right

Just two shots attempted

[tacit knot]

he can throw it 2 feet off the plate and they are swinging for that

[lunar patio]

ariel twin

[mental island]

If he got 7 last time he can get 4

[vocal spindle]

Her field goal attempts have also been cut in half over the past 2 weeks btw

[amber wren]

dude they could literally be a blocked shot from 50 feet away

its so free

[vocal spindle]

W take

[rare mulch]

Atkins is free

[lean dust]

I’m rolling with it good call

The shots don’t even need to be on target

[edgy shore]

@lean dust shots they just got to kick it basically

[lean dust]

Ya that sounds free

[royal wedge]

Oh shit

[amber wren]

and besides, netherlands are gonna be pressing the WHOLEEE GAME its mfkn turkey

[royal wedge]

I like to hear that

[tacit knot]

his 2.5 is reduced payout too

[rare mulch]

We wanted a bronny special

[lunar patio]

do research before twin

[finite dock]

what r u talking about lol

[tacit knot]

think its the best

[lean dust]

I’m taking soccer guy I think

[tacit knot]

thats miami...

[royal wedge]

Nice fade

[mental island]

Bro that’s a whole different team 💀

[rare mulch]

Bro what

[tacit knot]

braves k way more

[rare mulch]

Braves can light up and torch ranger ass

[rare mulch]

Don’t matter when u can pitch 5 innings

[royal wedge]

He chose the 10%😭🙏🏾

[bleak mountain]

Ranger gonna cash but its gonna be sweaty

[rare mulch]

He won’t get 4 unless he pitches 6 innings

[tacit knot]

thats just not true

[rare mulch]

I got Braves ML -115

[lean dust]

Ranger fastball like 92

He ain’t it

Telling I

U

[tacit knot]

nah its def the soccer one

[bleak mountain]

soccer one looks free

[tacit knot]

its best odds i think

[bleak mountain]

i saw him play

he tuff

[lean dust]

I’m done messing with pitchers that don’t throw high heat

[onyx marten]

Can u check ur dms real fast I f***ed up

[lean dust]

They ain’t striking people out really

[empty moss]

soccer one is not free

😭

[rare mulch]

Bro I waited to long for promos now Medina POs gone

SMH

[onyx marten]

Ig when u refund u lose the promo so that’s awesome

[tacit knot]

i think

it shows up

[pure compass]

lets go ranger lets respect cash today

[tacit knot]

after a bit

[rare mulch]

Fuc man

[tacit knot]

or u gotta ask smth ricky

not the bronny over

[onyx marten]

I’m already on it 😭

[tacit knot]

💀

[lunar patio]

i’m sayin

[empty moss]

free?

[tacit knot]

they give back so ur chill

[tacit knot]

god we got the worst promos in decades

[lavish island]

He is

[tacit knot]

nah idk i was just trolling

[royal wedge]

WNBA and LeNut on one slip is mentally insane

[lean dust]

They don’t have to be on target it’s the left Collumn

Not the right

[onyx marten]

If Bronny don’t get a double double he getting flamed online

[empty moss]

oh shit

[lean dust]

St is shots on target right ? Sh is just shots

[empty moss]

I shots attempted

oh

[lean dust]

Ya brother

[hasty patio]

Shi who knows I ain’t betting over or under on him I’m tryna enjoy bronny playing for the 1st time😭

[bleak mountain]

just shots

[lean dust]

Wrong collumn g

[empty moss]

then that might actually be free

[lavish island]

You know normal shots counts too right

[empty moss]

😂

[lean dust]

😂

[royal wedge]

Yall think bronny getting 4 dimes

[lean dust]

I told u

😂😂😂😂

[bleak mountain]

it isssss

[hasty patio]

Feel like he definitely gonna pass more

[lean dust]

U made me nervous for a sec skedaddle

But ur research backed up what I thought

[tacit knot]

i saw it and was like oh no...

[empty moss]

yeah

[rare mulch]

Dats shots on target bro 💀

[empty moss]

that free

😂

[tacit knot]

we just cant get the 0 days...

i beg

[lean dust]

Let’s go

Usually we on same page skedaddle so I was scared

[blazing tulip]

anyone liking the soccer discount cuz WNBA ones aint it

[empty moss]

I thought it said

[lavish island]

Pls nobody take the soccer player I don’t want bad Luck on that pick

[lean dust]

I know u know ur shit

[empty moss]

shots on target

😂

[royal wedge]

Yes

[lean dust]

We smashing soccer guy Leggo

[hasty patio]

It’s definitely a high risk especially since he’s never been the type to be a scorer 1st at any level

[amber wren]

if you guys watched gakpo for the last 2-3 games you would know this is free

stats dont tell the whole story

[vocal spindle]

I lost the discount, I took it and then cancelled bc I realized my slip was chalk lol

[amber wren]

hes so in form right now

[lavish island]

It’s turkey come on this should be easy

[bleak mountain]

no good value

on the board

[royal wedge]

Ion watch futbol unless it’s Messi

[empty moss]

I got a strong urge to take Suarez

[amber wren]

exactly my point and turkeys demiral is banned too for this game so even better for the dutch

[empty moss]

😂

[thorn lantern]

Bronny prove em wrong!

[royal wedge]

What the hell

Goodness gracious

[tacit knot]

2 3pms

[finite dock]

Is ranger cashing discount?

[tacit knot]

oh man

[fringe fulcrum]

that’s a wild card

[onyx marten]

Coulda just donated to a good cause bro

[bleak mountain]

dawg

[vocal spindle]

No

[royal wedge]

We got a donation right here

[lean dust]

Why it say 0$

[vocal spindle]

Cancel and I’ll send you my Venmo

[bleak mountain]

I cant even defend that 🤣

[royal wedge]

Just Gimmie yo money my boi

[tacit knot]

this might be bottom 5 slips ive seen

[vocal spindle]

I cancelled lol

[tacit knot]

all time

[finite dock]

What’s the best discount to take?

[vocal spindle]

Clark gonna chalk it

[fringe fulcrum]

bro they got bronny for 19.5 points

for 3X

😭😭

[bleak mountain]

its gonna cash

[blazing tulip]

i swear ranger aint a bad pick today against the braves

[tacit knot]

ranger banned ngl

after sweating out his last discount

[empty moss]

Bronny 19.5 3x

[hasty patio]

Over

[lean dust]

Tempted to do Kyle Hendricks under fantasy @vocal spindle

[thorn lantern]

Ya acting like bronny not a shooter 😂😂

[empty moss]

I might take it

[tacit knot]

god ravens fans are insane istg

[bleak mountain]

colin castleton got potential

[quiet pendant]

Tbh I was thinking it 😂

[thorn lantern]

Helll prob hit too😂😂

[finite dock]

All these discounts mid

[fringe fulcrum]

underdog got ya ina chokehold

[blazing tulip]

these are probably the 2 safest picks with the discount

[tacit knot]

ur cooking

devers is so due

[potent dawn]

W

[fringe fulcrum]

mid slate

[hasty patio]

He definitely can be but i feel like he’s definitely more of a hes gonna feed his teammates which he’s always been like that

[vestal sparrow]

is ranger even good man

[scarlet crow]

Omg let’s goooo. Which one we taking

[empty moss]

Bronny gotta prove to the world

that he's dat guy

[finite dock]

ayy brudda keep your promise

send the link

[bleak mountain]

ngl

[royal wedge]

NGA 20 pts

[bleak mountain]

drew timme

going for 20 tdy

[scarlet crow]

https://tenor.com/view/twerk-twerking-gif-974202965086311332

[royal wedge]

ITS BRONNY WE TALKING ABOUT HERE

what the fck bro

[empty moss]

😂

[royal wedge]

@scarlet crow u gay bro

I’m saying he ain’t hitting

[onyx marten]

I redact it

[royal wedge]

Thank you

[bleak mountain]

$10 max shoulda been 100

[onyx marten]

I’m 0/2 on $100 promos man.

[bleak mountain]

Wild

[blazing tulip]

ranger sells hes banned

[onyx marten]

He’s already banned ur late to the party

[blazing tulip]

i gotta experience it myself

[royal wedge]

He been banned

[onyx marten]

U gonna be sick

[blazing tulip]

I persoanlly need to experience the pain myself to ban him

[finite dock]

Atkins might be the move

[pliant gust]

It’s Cody bro

[empty moss]

Aye UD

[royal wedge]

The most obvious UD employee

[blazing tulip]

Dont trust WNBA discounts

[empty moss]

I'm trying to get rid of these fucking cents

[royal wedge]

Nice try

[bleak mountain]

might run this

[blazing tulip]

Diggins had 12 pts at half time btw 🤣

[finite dock]

Caitlin Clark is not Atkins

[royal wedge]

Who the hell is Drew Timme⁉️

[pliant gust]

Sac Vs Chinese national team lol

[bleak mountain]

stay sleep

[quiet pendant]

Jackie was not passing last night it was bad she went on a run by herself

[blazing tulip]

she deadass had 3 in the first quarter and stopped passing 🤣

[bleak mountain]

drew timme bucks legend

[royal wedge]

I actually fck wit that bronny 3pm pick

[bleak mountain]

tailing that bronny prop

[quiet pendant]

Yea I was watching because I work there they literally was just giving Kelsey and Aja the ball

[onyx marten]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen Bronny shoot a 3

[quiet pendant]

Shi Kelsey missed the game winner

[fathom sleet]

What's the best discount out rn?

[lunar patio]

duh

[thorn lantern]

Just in case bronny wanna act bad 😂

[bleak mountain]

man

[blazing tulip]

if yall wanna send me $10 just say so 😭

[thorn lantern]

https://youtu.be/FMZbyi6oI4M?si=elV7ggFyVFztmvNo

[royal wedge]

Never knew UD was a charity

[bleak mountain]

drew timme averages in the g league

no wayy he cant get 16 pra

[vague plover]

Yall boys

wat discount straight

[finite dock]

How come I can’t send screenshots?

[bleak mountain]

no fucking way

[scarlet crow]

Rip😔

[thorn lantern]

Ya not using logic - they gave a 55th pick in the draft 7mil, JJ Redick gunna see how bronny fits in the roster , and they already talking about he’s majority of the game in the GLeauge but will still be in the nba floor. This is what the summer league is for to fight to be on the team and development.

[fathom sleet]

Rip.

[oak quail]

Went light didn’t do to much research so tail at your own risk folks , I don’t like the matchups today

[dense mantle]

UD SOME TROLLS @finite dock

[thorn lantern]

Nahhh RIP fr!

[final oasis]

How dare you insult hunter like that

[scarlet crow]

Last 25 on a 4 man crazy

[oak quail]

last 25?

[earnest elm]

bronny under 4.5 rebounds free asf

[lean dust]

Rodriguez strikeouts against Seattle

[royal wedge]

Damn imma take that pick

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/wut-gif-23240404

[dense mantle]

RANGER FOR ANOTHER DISCOUNT 🌚

[finite dock]

Ranger over 3.5ks
Garett crochet over 17.5 innings
Lugo under 1.5 runs first 3 innings
Is this cashing? For my mlb Gurus

[bleak mountain]

solid^

(im lying)

[royal wedge]

All I see is green

[lunar patio]

what’s the nuke @fringe fulcrum

[dense mantle]

I wonder if the manager is gonna lie again?

[lean dust]

About what ?

[dense mantle]

Crochet. Like last week

[lean dust]

What manager say about Rodriguez

[dense mantle]

Nothing I was just asking about crochet bc he has a easy matchup

[lean dust]

I played him so we will find out brother

[dense mantle]

You been cold man, gotta get back in the lab (I’m trolling)

[thorn lantern]

Lugo going over fantasy?

[blazing tulip]

frrrr 😭

[bleak mountain]

devers hrrbi a reg line

idk why

[lean dust]

ANYONE MESSIN WITH RODRIGUEZ OVER STRIKEOUTS AGAISNT SEATTLE

[finite dock]

Tbh Houston gonna win that

[lean dust]

had 8 agaisnt Houston last week

[lean dust]

Seattle playing them

[vocal spindle]

Regular line is 4.0

Free

[lean dust]

Man hogan Harris went over

I think or tied

😂

[lunar patio]

should

[signal verge]

Praying today

[meager tinsel]

Give me a Bronny special 😡

[scarlet crow]

Tell Gavin stfu while you lock in the plays

[lunar patio]

damn

i asked for the fucking nuke @fringe fulcrum

[vocal spindle]

He had no history against them, Medina has 1K 😭😭😭

[scarlet crow]

Did I cook chat

[vocal spindle]

Ranger chalking

[meager tinsel]

Eww ranger

[lean dust]

I know just wasn’t expecting I dude named hogan to do that😂

[lunar patio]

ariel going over

[scarlet crow]

Y’all said Ranger was the best discount!!!!

[meager tinsel]

Betting on Phillies pitchers not named Aaron Nola is crazy 😂

[vocal spindle]

WHOS YALL

[earnest elm]

whats the best discount

[scarlet crow]

He favored to go over original line so hope he comes thru

[bleak mountain]

ranger is good against braves tho

ozuna fatass a auto 2 ks

[vocal spindle]

5.4 ERA against them this season

[earnest elm]

how many Ks he got last time

[tardy hull]

Lowkey all the discounts scary because Caitlyn only scored 5 points against liberty 😂

[sick vine]

Promo gonna be paid out in cash ?

[bleak mountain]

7ks

[sick vine]

I’m tired of all these promo payouts 😂

[bleak mountain]

But he been ass lately

[vocal spindle]

Debit or credit

[bleak mountain]

imo

[sick vine]

Best one

[sick vine]

Gakpo cooks them

[earnest elm]

so do the soccer one

[bleak mountain]

naaa really

[vocal spindle]

Soccer or Ariel best discount

Clark chalking HARD

[fringe fulcrum]

hope not

[bleak mountain]

Devers got nice odds for over hrrbi

[blazing tulip]

ur better off with anything but the WNBA picks

[earnest elm]

hes facing gerrit cole

[vocal spindle]

If aces put the clamps on Clark, then liberty gonna have her in PRISON

[tardy hull]

Def a possibility

[earnest elm]

u can even do his homerun prop ngl

[tardy hull]

They play hard asf when they play her

[vocal spindle]

Lock

[meager tinsel]

Watch this

[rare mulch]

Research

[tardy hull]

Clark hated by the whole league lol

[bleak mountain]

11/36 vs him with 7hr

[earnest elm]

yes devers owns himself

[bleak mountain]

he nice

[thorn lantern]

This gunna hit watch

[rare mulch]

No she’s not it’s angel lol

Stop that shi

[royal wedge]

NGA STOP

[marble mirage]

Bronny

[bleak mountain]

ts better cash

[tardy hull]

Angel hated by yall, Clark hated by WNBA

[rare mulch]

Dats the most false shi I’ve heard

[rare mulch]

They both hated

[empty moss]

Devers sending that shit to the moon

[thorn lantern]

2 threes gunna be light imo

[rare mulch]

Clark hated bc she white

[tardy hull]

Clark get more hate and it’s no debate

[bleak mountain]

finally got rid of my promo bread

[rare mulch]

Talking abt the players?

[wanton heron]

Safest route I can go

[rare mulch]

Technically no it isn’t

[marble mirage]

Clarks hate comes more from jealousy

People just straight up don't like Reese

[tardy hull]

Yes the players, they whoopin her ass

[bleak mountain]

i got faith in gakpo he tuff

[tardy hull]

Facts

[lean dust]

Watch him k two Seattle strikes out tho most

[rare mulch]

This is insane 😂😂😂😂

[rare mulch]

Oh yeah fs

[tardy hull]

Only people who don’t like AR are dudes tbh

[thorn lantern]

Angel getting it

[rare mulch]

Ong

[formal cedar]

anything to pair w the promo?

[rare mulch]

Angel has +225 which is insane lol

[lunar patio]

yk ball

[tardy hull]

They should do co ROTY

[lunar patio]

she going 5/7/11

[bleak mountain]

gakpo went crazy vs romania couple days ago

[marble mirage]

Its gonna be like the Jefferson vs Herbert race

[royal wedge]

Hopefully Bronny don’t get 5 boards

[rare mulch]

Roty should be Angel. There’s no way Clark should be -310

[tardy hull]

I took Clark fantasy under

[lunar patio]

imagine lebron win mvp and leSperm wins rookie of the the year

[rare mulch]

Clark OG line Under is free

[bleak mountain]

she lead the league in turnovers and they tryna say she rookie of the year

[royal wedge]

That’s shi is not happening

[bleak mountain]

in her rookie year

[finite dock]

Lmfao ain’t no way

[vocal spindle]

Angel just dropped 27 and 10

[tardy hull]

She gotta deal wit alot more than angel so I can see why she would be considered

[bleak mountain]

Reese proved herself

as roty

[tardy hull]

Yeah buddy it was at 38 lol take it over and see what happens

[vocal spindle]

Imagine Lebron getting snubbed for mvp bc his son won

[wanton heron]

I doubt it

[rare mulch]

Angel also has 12 straight DD

[wanton heron]

But lemme see

[marble mirage]

It's one of those races where reese is gonna have to do far better than Clark to have a chance

Just due to the hype Clark has

[vocal spindle]

DD you say?

[bleak mountain]

any pitcher does good vs mariners

[coarse elbow]

Does angel rlly get rebounds off her own misses a lot I never watch🤣

[vocal spindle]

As in dungeons and dragons?

[tardy hull]

Chill you too loud

[rare mulch]

😂

[vocal spindle]

Yes

[vocal spindle]

She be playing ping pong with the backboard

[marble mirage]

When I turned on the game last night she had 7 rebounds 6 of which were offensive

[bleak mountain]

mariners bats be playing golf out there