┆⚾・baseball

[finite dock]

Nice Homer

nah

Hope it hits man

Glasnow the 🐐

[abstract citrus]

Damn bro I had Orioles ML, Royals ML and Rangers ML. Guess which team is not like the rest 👉🏼👈🏼

[finite dock]

Ragans chalk I’m pretty sure

[finite dock]

Idk man I just need this to hit

[unique hare]

AGAINST THE ROCKIES

[abstract citrus]

Crazy right

[finite dock]

No he gets his start thing or wtv

[meager tinsel]

I gotta stop telling these bitches to have my babies😭

[unique hare]

4/5 cause of the Rockies hurts

[finite dock]

gotcha

[finite dock]

Yeah he should be chilling

Civale terrified rn

Dodgers keep fighting off his strikes

[vivid lotus]

I need judge to get a hit or it’s wraps

[fathom oracle]

Needed a duran single and he gets a double cmon

[meager tinsel]

Judge slumping which means we im betting the over a day from now

[finite dock]

Hope Shohei gets those 2 bases and your pitcher to get 41 fp

[weak basin]

Same

[finite dock]

they might walk Ohtani though

[finite dock]

Would that be a free base?

no

Whats a walk

brother

I don’t think they’ll walk him he will hit

[twin socket]

Nothing

[finite dock]

😫

[twin socket]

Fantasy points

[empty moss]

"what's a walk"

[finite dock]

😭

[empty moss]

I don't think u should be betting on baseball

😭

[finite dock]

Idk these stuff 😭

[weak basin]

where they just let him get to the first base with no hits or total bases counted

[finite dock]

I bet on basketball

[empty moss]

^

[abstract citrus]

Wow walker

[finite dock]

Ah nah we good he will home run it

[empty moss]

or 4 balls outside the zone

[finite dock]

😫

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/angel-reese-chicago-sky-angel-reese-chicago-sky-angel-reese-sky-kenxaviouspope-gif-10368087669739331017

[torn relic]

Cmon Duran score

[lean dust]

They intentionally walk Devers

[empty moss]

they walked devers

lmao

[weak basin]

Does count for 3 fantasy point for a walk

[empty moss]

he was gon send that shit

[weak basin]

Lmao they scared of devers

[finite dock]

Devers .5 walks a free square at this point

[empty moss]

shiit

[finite dock]

every team afraid

[empty moss]

I'd be scared of Devers too

[lean dust]

So fucking stupid

He 0-4 today

[empty moss]

he struck out

3 times?

or 4

[lean dust]

Joke

[empty moss]

will Yankees make a come back?

[finite dock]

brewers need to stop getting grounded out

[empty moss]

ngl, this might be my favorite player in baseball

[slim cipher]

no

[empty moss]

dat nigga confidence is crazy

trolling the catcher and pitcher is insane

then laughing at him when they get a strike on him

LMAOO

[stiff matrix]

Glasnow PO chalked 💔

[pliant gust]

Sid just needs one more board

[lavish island]

wtf just happen

[vocal spindle]

He got subbed out let’s gooo

[finite dock]

bro what? 😭

[stiff matrix]

He chalked

[finite dock]

you’re high off something fierce Unc

[weak basin]

Hes not

[empty moss]

he got that fucking DAWG in him

[finite dock]

BANG

[weak basin]

20 PC almost end of second u trippin if hes chalked

[finite dock]

Glas K

[lavish island]

Bro I thought inning was over

They call close call and they got runs

[stiff matrix]

So he’s hitting his PO 🤔

[weak basin]

He got inplay no out

Single

[stiff matrix]

Strikeouts yeah

[weak basin]

Hes perfect rn, if he keeps this pace he should cash

[twin socket]

Pookie😘😘

[empty moss]

SOTO

IS DAT GUY

JUDGE

SEND THAT SHIT HOME

[finite dock]

marr I thought you were trolling

no way you truly believed his PO was chalked

[empty moss]

U FUCKING DUMB ASS

[stiff matrix]

yeah he got 3 PO rn he should be good

[lavish island]

Judge what is happening to him

[slim cipher]

judge wth

[meager tinsel]

Don't sell me Kelsey and chennedy 🙏🏾

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/angel-reese-chicago-sky-angel-reese-chicago-sky-angel-reese-sky-kenxaviouspope-gif-10368087669739331017

[empty moss]

he wanted that 3 run homer

😭

[meager tinsel]

I'll climb that tree idc

Sake talks

[empty moss]

Verdugo so shit

get him outta here

dumb ass

[weak basin]

He got 6 PO with 24 PC hes chillin g

[empty moss]

Verdugo ass af

😂

[dense mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/kelsey-plum-twerk-gif-23266308

https://tenor.com/view/kelsey-plum-derp-popcorn-giggle-metallicmoon-gif-9862814246540172996

[fast berry]

Don't sell me nowww

[lavish island]

Dumb ass gave 2 runs

[oak quail]

Guasman really gave up a 2 out walk and led into a run

[tropic dome]

judge your banned buddy

[lavish island]

Bro the inning was over but the manager make a call to check

[jaunty crater]

Suarez cashing PO?

[meager tinsel]

Kelsey fine ass can get it too

[oak quail]

He should be at 24 rn

but it’s alright he’s gonna get his k’s

[lavish island]

Yea

[oak quail]

Need the jays tho to come thru with runs

[twin socket]

Same

[tiny topaz]

Castillo no hitter

Wow

For now that is

Also gausman sold

[meager tinsel]

@vocal spindle Kelsey got 2 3s If she sells points and hit 3s I'm using u as a curl bar

[tiny topaz]

Unless that man gets 3 more Ks

[weak basin]

Holy 24 PO?!?

Gawd damn

[vivid lotus]

Im so down

[tiny topaz]

Gausman 3 more Ks and 2 more innings and gets the win

[empty moss]

wow

Yankees so ass

😂

[tiny topaz]

Would help is Toronto got some runs

[empty moss]

cash me out tho

[valid mortar]

In a Champion state!

I hope the multiplier goes up

[empty moss]

cash money

🤑

[finite dock]

BANG nice cash

[coarse elbow]

Bruh on fire

[empty moss]

4 day greens

[twin socket]

You know my pookie don’t play around

[empty moss]

Pikkit looking crazy

😭

[valid mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/my-body-is-ready-jim-carrey-gif-10692733

[lavish island]

One more run and no qs for guasman

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/angel-reese-chicago-sky-gbesav-phatearl-kctino-gif-16691961423297186457

[finite dock]

It says 0 bases for sho for me

[empty moss]

why she actually look fine af right here

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/angel-reese-chicago-sky-caitlin-clark-indiana-fever-gbesav-gif-4429329596859017819

[unique hare]

Never touching baseball moneylines again

Fuck the royals

[valid mortar]

dude, ML on baseball is sometimes so random

[green shell]

Lmao Angel fan now not but thanks for the cash

[meager tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/kevin-gates-hump-gif-26538167

[valid mortar]

especially if they're about to series sweep

[primal mountain]

YORDAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[valid mortar]

never is a sweep until it's the end of the 9th

[primal mountain]

YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN YOU

Yordan HRR 🎯

[vocal spindle]

Jewell Loyd is so banned

[valid mortar]

HR?!

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/mrandle-kevin-gates-spiritual-gif-9244715219405305955

[primal mountain]

I thought I wasted my rescue

[devout condor]

Castillo 6k crazy

[vivid lotus]

I meant done, he sold my shit

[haughty trench]

At least the Sox won! (Idrc I lost money tonight)

[empty moss]

I can only get $5 from this mf if it hits

ngl, OT saved Wood ass

[rare mulch]

Bro Royals always selling me, they are banned. EVERYTIME I BET AGAINST THE ROCKIES THEY WIN 😂. Can’t stand ds

[empty moss]

whit wasn't even suppose to get a run

Braves shitted on themsleves today

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/ortiz-yankees-lose-jankees-jankees-lose-gif-15342961

[valid mortar]

Atlanta SHOULD be good

[acoustic zephyr]

Pain

[valid mortar]

but they randomly shit down their leg

[final oasis]

wtf Cortez

[empty moss]

Glasnow not hitting ks

[royal wedge]

RANDY

[empty moss]

ngl

[royal wedge]

WTF

RANDY

STOP

[finite dock]

how tf

[royal wedge]

OH MY GOSH

[rare mulch]

Glasnow we need KS man

[valid mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/poop-south-park-gif-5465174

[weak basin]

Ohtani batting 3rd inning lets goo

[finite dock]

it’s still early

he had two quick innings

let him cook

[empty moss]

Glasnow prolly gon play the whole game tho

[royal wedge]

Randy

[empty moss]

but k's idk bout dat one

[meager tinsel]

Plz wnba gods 🙏🏾

[royal wedge]

Bro I’m finna cry bruh

[finite dock]

he trying to keep his #1 spot

[royal wedge]

Ain’t no way Sonny clutch for no reason

[final oasis]

I’ll take the insurance

[finite dock]

if your PC is low it’s always a possibility

[valid mortar]

chennedy so... unattractive\

[meager tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-consoling-crying-girl-hug-gif-4901615

[cosmic seal]

cecconi allergic to strikeouts

[finite dock]

Cmon now hoping rn

[valid mortar]

😭

[meager tinsel]

On God LMAOO

[cosmic seal]

and i got a terrible umo

[valid mortar]

like, gd

[cosmic seal]

calling strikes ball

[valid mortar]

😭

[finite dock]

🤣

[valid mortar]

oh nice

didnt see canceled-refunded lol

[finite dock]

BANG

Glas K

[primal mountain]

whew insurance win

[meager tinsel]

Dumb ass coach got angel and chennedy on the bench 😭

[finite dock]

Wym he would’ve won?

[valid mortar]

almost every "Canceled - Refunded" has a red on it for me. heavens be looking out for me

lol

[finite dock]

I almost tailed @oak quail’s slip but canceled last second because I already had 6 slips up

Oh nvm I’m tripping

😭

[empty moss]

all my chalks today

[finite dock]

Mb mb

[royal wedge]

RANDY CHILL

[bleak mountain]

gausman fucking sucks

[royal wedge]

it’s so over bro

[meager tinsel]

@vocal spindle Kelsey got 3 3s 😭 if she don't get 8 more points I'm on yo ass 😭

[royal wedge]

Oh my goodness

[weak basin]

i mean they played all of 1st quartee and half of second

[cosmic seal]

cecconi

is just so trash man

[weak basin]

they need some rest😭💀

[valid mortar]

😬

[cosmic seal]

its amazing

[meager tinsel]

They young

[stiff matrix]

What happened

[royal wedge]

@lean dust lemme know if this chalk Unc so I can go to sleep

[cosmic seal]

bro cecconi

wtf is going on

[bleak mountain]

find the strike zone bro

[finite dock]

another fast inning for Glas

[oak quail]

Guasman is chalking cause he can’t find the 3rd out

[weak basin]

I think he talking abt his strikeouts but your chillin on PO

[oak quail]

LOL

[finite dock]

I said nvm man

[lavish island]

So annoying

Like what is he doing

[meager tinsel]

Plz God just one day of greens 🙏🏾

[oak quail]

mariners keep extending the inning

[finite dock]

I’m praying on Shohei @finite dock

😔

[oak quail]

3 innings in a row already

[finite dock]

I need him two bases man

[weak basin]

Sheesh looking good so far

[finite dock]

yeah

dodged a bullet

told you guys it’s a Glasnow revenge start 🔥

[meager tinsel]

Bro I just need one day of green slips 😭

[finite dock]

I’m praying on Shohei

Man

[twin socket]

Bro i be getting tight ajá had 11 points in the first now look at her

[cosmic seal]

shohei man

[finite dock]

I need Shohei

[cosmic seal]

shohei gonna eat me up today

[lavish island]

Yea I’m done watching this game

[meager tinsel]

Yeah I know she usually cooks in the second half and it's close so hopefully

[royal wedge]

So I gotta hope Randy don’t get 1k in 2 innings

Nice

[meager tinsel]

Well they losing

[cosmic seal]

he gonna get walked smh

this is tough

[finite dock]

He gonna get a home run

😠

Shohei got struck out

[cosmic seal]

nah i dont feel it LOL

[finite dock]

Stop spread in this hatred towards my goat

nasty business

[valid mortar]

bro really did it

https://x.com/FlockCwood/status/1809273959352799314

Calvin (@FlockCwood) on X

Heston hit the grandslam so I got the tattoo on my ass

@hestonkjerstad

Twitter · Jul 5, 2024, 5:11 PM

[weak basin]

ohtani..

[cosmic seal]

2 SO for ohtani lol

[oak quail]

I’ve seen enough

[finite dock]

but it’s Ohtani

he can literally hit a homer 9th inning

[empty moss]

Ohtani shitting on his bday

[oak quail]

Gausman is being way to fine with his pitches

[cosmic seal]

looking like im chalked rn

i put my money on the wrong people smh

[finite dock]

SMITH HOMER

[cosmic seal]

smith 2 homers

[oak quail]

buddy throw the ball in the zone these mariners will get themselves out

[cosmic seal]

ohtani nothing

[finite dock]

2 homers back to back 😂😂😂

[bleak mountain]

im fucking done

ump is hoeing gausman

[lavish island]

Bro I just know it’s chalked he got 77 pc it’s all gone bcs of that fucking call the manager did

[finite dock]

You probably cursing rn

[cosmic seal]

cecconi gonna get pulled

[finite dock]

Stop bringing bad vibes @cosmic seal

I need Shohei and u bringing me bad vibes dude

He gonna hit 😠

ump’s fault

[rare mulch]

Diamondbacks pitcher is actually terrible

[lavish island]

Well nice strike after going like a 27+ pc inning

[cosmic seal]

shohei gonna give me a hit in the 5th inning

i feel it

[wanton heron]

Shohei 0-2 on his birthday with 2 k 😐

I might be wrong for the first time about birthdays

[finite dock]

Thank you siuuuu

He gonna home run this Shi

[cosmic seal]

idc but a home run LOL

i just need a damn hit

[finite dock]

I know I need two bases

[cosmic seal]

1 singular hit

[finite dock]

Nah fr bro 😂

[oak quail]

Guasman is cooked

[willow wigeon]

Cecconi is so trash

[oak quail]

Last inning for him

[finite dock]

Let’s hope for two

I need 2

[cosmic seal]

bro this ump is trash

[finite dock]

Cmon now 😫

I need to hit this fr

[cosmic seal]

u might be cooked

[finite dock]

By who 😂

Nah we winning

[cosmic seal]

ohtani HAHA

[dusk isle]

gonna need glasnow to strike out the side back to back

[finite dock]

Nah watch

[weak basin]

how much ab does ohtani have left like 3?

[coarse elbow]

Close to that idk why people saying chalk j chillll

It depends how fast they go thru the rotation

[weak basin]

Yeah im chillin

[finite dock]

Glas lock in

[weak basin]

He can def get 1 hit which i need

[oak quail]

Guasman easily would’ve hit fanatsy if he didn’t give up another 2 out rally

[past imp]

marte give me an rbi 🙏🏽

[cosmic seal]

i need cecconi to just get 1 singular strikeout to push

but idek if cecconi going to the 5th

[raw spoke]

Luis Castillo cooking rn

[cosmic seal]

nvm bullpen warming up

cecconi i hate

[weak basin]

Pookie ohtani jst 1 hit

[finite dock]

No

Glas K

Glas gonna coo fr

relax

he’s him

you guys call things chalk way too fast

[coarse elbow]

Will smith not playing

[signal verge]

Ngl I’m never betting fantasy on a pitcher ever again

[finite dock]

☠️☠️☠️

I just need Shohei to lock it in

[signal verge]

not ever betting on a pitcher ever again

[finite dock]

😫

[finite dock]

fym he got back to back homers

[coarse elbow]

I meant he not playing around tn🤣

[finite dock]

oh 🤣

[meager tinsel]

Just ban pitchers in general

[coarse elbow]

Smith said Fck no we ain’t losing

[finite dock]

damn it

Glasnow 1 run

[cosmic seal]

CECCONI

1 SO

[finite dock]

don’t say that mf 😭

[cosmic seal]

PLEASE

[raw spoke]

Y’all should kno his fantasy be high as fell

[raw spoke]

Hell ^

[cosmic seal]

0-2 COUNT

CECCONI NASTY PITCH CMON

[rare mulch]

Glasnow rlly finna chalk

[stiff matrix]

His PO is gonna cash

[devout condor]

The start of the fall of glasnow

[rare mulch]

Bro only has 2 ks

Lock in lol

Two starts in a row

[wanton heron]

He has 3 in 3.1 innings wat is going on man

[rare mulch]

Bro finna be banned

[cosmic seal]

THESE UMPS ARE SO TRASH

[wanton heron]

He should be ashamed of himself my grandma can pitch better

[finite dock]

Glas clowning now fr

no 😭

[fast berry]

Lol the scoreboard said 8k for gaus

I wish

[finite dock]

bases loaded I’m cooked

He gotta lock in

[fast berry]

Think it's 7

[rare mulch]

Bro is cooked

Glasnow 😂😂😂

[lavish island]

Good inning gausman

[cosmic seal]

CECCONIIIIIII

0-2 TO A WALK

WTFFFFFFF

[rare mulch]

End the game with 5ks atleast bro

[finite dock]

need a double play

[rare mulch]

Walk Glasnow

[cosmic seal]

these pitchers are so trash today

[trail adder]

https://tenor.com/view/backflip-wow-woah-did-see-that-coming-kid-gif-16792582

[lavish island]

How much points does qs give ?

[stiff matrix]

Glasnow cmon

[finite dock]

21 pitch inning

[tropic dome]

goodnight

[devout condor]

Glasnow CY???

[cosmic seal]

another 0-2 for cecconi

another 0-2

[coarse elbow]

Didn’t glasnow have 1k last game💀

[stiff matrix]

Is his PO chalked?

[lavish island]

Oh yea

[finite dock]

grand slam

we’re fucked

[lavish island]

Pls don’t sell 6 inning

[finite dock]

it’s over

[cosmic seal]

im pissed smh

[wanton heron]

Glasnow getting dfadafter tn

[coarse elbow]

By Rhys Hoskins💀

[primal mountain]

good stuff Hoskins

[devout condor]

Hoskin Grandslam!!!

[finite dock]

Yeah gg

[rare mulch]

Glasnow is washed gtf off the field bum ahh boy

[cosmic seal]

dude

[wanton heron]

Dfad after tn

[rare mulch]

Banned

[pliant gust]

Back to back sells for Glasnow

[cosmic seal]

cecconi

[finite dock]

Glasnos washed af

[primal mountain]

need Teo now 🙏

[finite dock]

Goofy mf clowning me

[soft copper]

Bro so Kevin finna chalk by .5

[finite dock]

😠

[bleak mountain]

gausman i love you

[stiff matrix]

His PO is chalked

[rare mulch]

Bro can’t get quality start and he fasho not winning

[oak quail]

Guasman not hitting fantasy cause he ain’t pitching the 6th that hurtssss

[willow wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/umm-umm-ok-awkward-awkward-silence-silence-gif-12224157458764641268

[raw spoke]

Get glasnow outta here

[finite dock]

Yeah bye I’m out

[soft copper]

Bro he at 37 fantasy score rn I need his team to score or him to come back out but he 94 pitches

[coarse elbow]

Meanwhile Castillo having the best game ever

[cosmic seal]

cecconi still got 1 chance to hit 1 SO

[fast berry]

A lot of Chalk today buy somehow I end green. I think this might have been Uncs slip

[rare mulch]

How many times am I going to get sold by pitchers

[cosmic seal]

aight

cecconi gets pulled

im sick

im absolutely sick rn

[rare mulch]

Now Glasnow wants to get strikeout once he gives up a grand slam

He’s chalked alr

[cosmic seal]

he gets pulled on a fielding error

[bleak mountain]

gausman

jesus

[vocal spindle]

@bleak mountain HE HIT A HOMER

[finite dock]

back to back Ks for Glas

[bleak mountain]

wait

[finite dock]

he might cash Ks and PO

[bleak mountain]

not gausman

[finite dock]

but fantasy is chalked

[bleak mountain]

glasnow

[oak quail]

Guasman come out if you respect the coin

[bleak mountain]

holy shit

[finite dock]

Yeah he clowned me bro

[royal wedge]

Someone ping me when Randy get sub

[finite dock]

Unless he goes crazy

And stays until 7th

😭

he needs to stay until 9th

☠️

But nah he clowned me

[vocal spindle]

LOL KIERMAIER HIT A HOMER

[dusk isle]

glasnow did strike out the side

1 more time

[bleak mountain]

NO FUCKING WAY

[finite dock]

Idk why tf man throwing balls for

[bleak mountain]

LMAOOOO

EASY READ

[finite dock]

Man hate on glas

[soft copper]

Huh

[finite dock]

we need 6 more Ks from Glas + Dodgers to retake lead to cash ☠️

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/smells-somebody-shit-smelly-who-farted-gif-526649539171596619

[meager tinsel]

The aces currently

[coarse elbow]

Crazy glas got two ks after the grand slam

I banned glas after the last game he played

[rare mulch]

We need Glasnow to somehow qualify for the win

He can’t get QS

[twin socket]

How u looking

[willow wigeon]

Not happening

[soft copper]

Plus 4 cause he got over 6 ks

[finite dock]

it’s the dodgers

[meager tinsel]

I'm fried aja and Kelsey don't wanna shoot this half all of a sudden

[finite dock]

not over until it’s over

[soft copper]

Yes it is

[rare mulch]

Not impossible. We know how good the dodgers offense is.

But unlikely

[twin socket]

33

[finite dock]

BANG

VARGAS HOMER

[soft copper]

U gone see

[finite dock]

cut down that lead baby

[rare mulch]

@willow wigeon see😂😂😂

[willow wigeon]

Not happening

[finite dock]

Glas somehow get 6 more Ks and go 7 innings ☠️

[rare mulch]

2 more runs man

[meager tinsel]

Aja shoot the fucking ball

[twin socket]

He thinks he knows more then a ud worker

[devout condor]

Castillo getting pulled?

[soft copper]

Igh hope dat mf say green

Bet

[coarse elbow]

Chennedy scared tf outta me

[twin socket]

My pookie cashing everyone out td

[tropic dome]

how do i

[soft copper]

Just need him to finish this inning n get 1 k

[tropic dome]

say goodbyeeeeeeew

[lavish island]

Come gausman end this without a run

[finite dock]

Glass not hitting bro

😭

[willow wigeon]

Based off the stats no, but I’m not watching

[finite dock]

He clowned my fantasy points

[soft copper]

Igh

[finite dock]

How are u bad to hit a strike

Throwing pure balls

[lavish island]

Nice gausman

Don’t sell last out

[finite dock]

Lux walk

he cashed fantasy?

[cosmic seal]

is shohei gonna chalk me or nah

whats happening

[finite dock]

wish I would’ve tailed then 🤣

[vocal spindle]

Chennedy carter is so nasty

[finite dock]

I still believe in glas ngl

😫

[soft copper]

Ong

He shouldn’t tho

[finite dock]

He gonna somehow go crazy

He just needs to play until 7th

[cosmic seal]

aight shohei

[royal wedge]

WNBA

PLEASE SAVE ME

[cosmic seal]

heres your moment of turth

[royal wedge]

RANDY SOLD

[finite dock]

Gausman K

[jaunty crater]

My bro @candid grail with the slight cash 💪🏽

[lavish island]

Let’s goo

@oak quail cash

[royal wedge]

RANDY GOT 93PC

WHAT THE TCK HE STILL IN THE HANE

GAME

WHAT THE HELL

[oak quail]

OMGGG BLUEJAYS RESPECT COIN LMAO

[royal wedge]

FCK BRO

[tiny topaz]

gausman my dog

[candid grail]

Yessir

[tiny topaz]

sorry my phone dead

[lavish island]

https://tenor.com/view/jayson-tatum-we-did-it-boston-celtics-2024-nba-finals-celtics-gif-36181377516001359

[tiny topaz]

im on coimp

[cosmic seal]

alright ohtani

1 hit

[bleak mountain]

we did it

[cosmic seal]

1 singular hit

[bleak mountain]

we did ittttt

[tiny topaz]

3/4 today and the miss was a 6 man

[subtle prism]

ohtani bomb 🧨🤞

[finite dock]

Shohei up with one on base

[cosmic seal]

foul

[lavish island]

Do not let him play 7

[lunar patio]

yo unc @lean dust

[cosmic seal]

shohei gonna get a 4 SO birthday HAHAH

[bleak mountain]

is glasnow still an ace

[dense mantle]

Lorenzen fck em

[oak quail]

Bro I didn’t think they was finna send gausman out lol

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/jayson-tatum-we-did-it-boston-celtics-2024-nba-finals-celtics-gif-36181377516001359

[worn cloud]

Lmaoooo

[vocal spindle]

I told yall glasnow was selling today

[tiny topaz]

3/4 my best day in awhile

[worn cloud]

Dodgers are cooked

[tiny topaz]

besides 180\

[amber wren]

I got raped today

[lunar patio]

go to the authorities

[vocal spindle]

I got diddled

[worn cloud]

I hate Sonny gray

[finite dock]

Shohei got struck out

[cosmic seal]

bro watching the ball land in the strikezone

[tiny topaz]

gausman did it

[finite dock]

nasty business

[cosmic seal]

shohei struckout again

[lavish island]

You went to the all white party ?

[subtle prism]

oml

[cosmic seal]

3 SO FOR SHOHEI

WTFFFFF

[amber wren]

yes michael rubin raped me

[lavish island]

Gunnar 2.0

[rare mulch]

Ohtani lmao

[cosmic seal]

what is going on man

the one person i had utmost faith in

[royal wedge]

Every time I bet on baseball it’s like a gangbang

[fathom oracle]

Ohtani on ur birthday man cmon

[cosmic seal]

is blowing my mind

[finite dock]

Glasnow if you somehow get 6 Ks in 3 innings you are the undisputed goat

[fathom oracle]

At least he'll get 2 more ab

[cosmic seal]

2 more strikeouts at this point

[amber wren]

Fr I hit every soccer bet but because I chalked half of baseball I won like 2/12 slips

[coarse elbow]

K save judge n ohtani for Tuesdays

[cosmic seal]

shohei is not doing good

[bleak tiger]

i need him to finish the 6th

[spare temple]

Shitty ass Shohei

[dusk isle]

3 Ks here glasnow

[primal mountain]

You gotta love Ohtanki

[spare temple]

Where’s Joey at

There he is

[primal mountain]

700 million for BS

[spare temple]

He Prefired me

[wanton heron]

Okay glasnow give me 3 strike outs Man U did urself last inning for k I need u to clutch up here

[primal mountain]

What did I do?

I didn't do it

I dinna do muffin

[royal wedge]

Ain’t nun like a lost after a break

[tiny topaz]

has he bounced back

[lunar patio]

unc @lean dust

[finite dock]

about to see

[spare temple]

You call shohei Shotanki, and i was wondering when you’d say it

I was ready for it

[primal mountain]

Ohtanki and Judge need to go to Shanghai

[tiny topaz]

every good pitcher did well today

[wanton heron]

I was taking a shi so I didn’t finish seeing the 4th so I can’t tell u

[tiny topaz]

lol

[wanton heron]

Yes I just got back

[primal mountain]

He'll probably pull a HR out his ass at the bottom of the 9th

[tiny topaz]

bro dont u have the exact ss on the left but w more money?

why did u trust sonny again

[spare temple]

Civale under 4.5 strikeouts and mf Shohei mvp got 3/4.5 💀

[tiny topaz]

do u have bases?

[tiny topaz]

NO WAY

[willow wigeon]

U got the vid?

[tiny topaz]

ON BDAY?

[wanton heron]

Glasnow 2 more k come on

[finite dock]

Glas K

[spare temple]

Shohei is 3/3 on strikeouts

[bleak tiger]

gulp

[finite dock]

only need 5 more Ks from you Glas 🤣

[bleak tiger]

it’s over

[primal mountain]

If Ohtanki strikes out for a fourth time, he needs to be traded to the Lakers

lol

[cosmic seal]

glasnow aint seeing the 7th inning LOL

[willow wigeon]

.586 xba, probably was a hit

[amber wren]

Yes but this time I trusted sonny and put sonny instead of Nola or ragans and GUESS WHAT , both NOLA AND RAGANS CASHED FML

[wanton heron]

Def not but I need him to see the 7th

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES SHOWTIME STRUGGLES

[primal mountain]

Dodgers can get Bron

[spare temple]

I’m sending Glasnow some pine tar rn y’all stand by

[wanton heron]

Bet

[primal mountain]

Bron could easily hit Civale out of the park and on the 5 Freeway

[cosmic seal]

mlb been very shit today

[finite dock]

need him to see the 9th

[cosmic seal]

hooks left and right

[wanton heron]

Tell him to use the spit ball aswell

[dawn urchin]

@primal mountain WOULD YOU TRADE YOUR ADOPTED MLB SON CJ FOR SHOWTIME?!?

[primal mountain]

How Correa got to this point in time right now....is a miracle

CORREA HIT A HR

[spare temple]

Why is this not in all caps. Fix this immediately.

[cosmic seal]

i got houck's bih ahh not being able to throw, i got cecconi throwing absolute marshmellows, shohei being a strikeout legend after breaking a record

[primal mountain]

HTF NO

[cosmic seal]

like is this fr the shohei that just broke a dodger record😭

[dawn urchin]

Fixed

[dawn urchin]

Showtime wishes he could be CJ

[primal mountain]

I don't want Dave Roberts' demented mind anywhere near CJ Abrams

[spare temple]

Why is this not in all caps

[amber wren]

should’ve made a better slip with Kevin smh

[dawn urchin]

Because I didn’t have the caps on

[dawn urchin]

Instant under?!? If that was the case

[primal mountain]

Dodger fans are wondering why they're paying so much for ticket prices for this fraud

[spare temple]

POV: You’re tinman

[primal mountain]

If I was the judge looking at the gambling case, I'd do everyone a favor and deport Ohtanki

Your star player has an OPS of over 1.000 and he's 0-3 with 3 K's

[dawn urchin]

THANK YOU

[dawn urchin]

How he’s playing tonight

[primal mountain]

OMG

[past imp]

ohtani is terrible lol

[primal mountain]

OMG CORREA

[finite dock]

☠️

[primal mountain]

THANK YOU CORREA!!!

[trail adder]

why is my astros selling?

[primal mountain]

13-12 in Minny

holy shit

[finite dock]

5–13

[spare temple]

Cheaters

[lavish island]

wtf they are making a comeback game of the year

[finite dock]

They just too good

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES BASEBALL

[signal verge]

So the astos game is a year long

[bleak mountain]

Fuck

[trail adder]

let’s go we won

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/bet-you-bet-you-bet-your-ass-patti-lupone-broadway-gif-4952785

my insurance win became a rescue

this is turning out to be a good night for me

[vocal spindle]

And my rage bets are chalked

This is what I get for betting on women

[trail adder]

my beautiful astros turned everything around, it’s a beautiful thing.

[soft copper]

Bang me out tn

[trail adder]

ok

[tropic dome]

good win 💪🏽

[soft copper]

💪🏽

[bleak tiger]

glasnow time to lock in

[finite dock]

need a miracle masterclass

the likes the world has never seen

one hit allowed and I’m turning off the game

🤣

[finite dock]

Nah fr though Glas can clutch up

Give me my fantasy points glas 😭

Get 37 and I’m good

that’s not exactly a K Glas

[wraith gorge]

Will shohei get a hit🤷🏾‍♂️

[finite dock]

but better than a hit I suppose

[past imp]

ohtani lmao

[dense mantle]

🌚

[past imp]

bros terrible

ohtani and judge banned for eternity

gunnar henderson clears them mfs both

[dense mantle]

Homerun next game

[dense mantle]

Hell no he was just in a k streak too

[finite dock]

Glas will likely cash PO

should’ve gone with that over FP ☠️

[lavish island]

Dodged a cash 🔥

[finite dock]

We need a blessing

Ngl

😂

[finite dock]

😭

[lavish island]

Bro went crazy and got 2 ks in one inning

[finite dock]

Ngl we need 7

And then 2-3 k

bruh

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kiryu-kazuma-its-so-over-ps2-gif-16662113689094319032

[devout condor]

damn manny another hit

[meager tinsel]

Need one point from Kelsey and I'll be 2 for 2 today 🙏🏾

[rare mulch]

Glasnow is chalked it don’t matter nm

[coarse elbow]

Well hays did good on his bday

[finite dock]

bro 😭

[tropic dome]

“ birthday legacy game “ they said 9 hours ago

[rare mulch]

Something in my gut said go under but I trusted him again

[coarse elbow]

Shi throw me some wnba🤣

[lavish island]

Angel Reese hit her first 3 today

[finite dock]

your luck finally turning around?

you deserve it after all those reds 😭😭😭

[empty moss]

Glasnow under ks

Might as well cash that mf rn

[meager tinsel]

Tbh I don't really trust any of these wnba players that was just luck lmao

[meager tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/i-hope-so-kodak-black-hopeful-gif-13096292

[coarse elbow]

Yeah man I’m done wit wnba can’t trust em

[empty moss]

Ohtani trying to smack a homer on his birthday

and he strikes out 3 times

9 opportunities to hit a homer

and just swing and miss

[dense mantle]

LEGACY CASH

[empty moss]

swing and miss

[dense mantle]

LFGGG

BANGGGG

[cosmic seal]

glasnow is cooking

[meager tinsel]

Aja points and Reese rebounds / points and rebounds the only thing I really trust tbh

[dense mantle]

GASSSSSNOWWWW

Lfggg

[coarse elbow]

Yuh I can agree with that fs

[empty moss]

how tf Glasnow cash

wtf did he cash

😂

[finite dock]

6.5K

Glas is banned

[rancid summit]

Po

[dense mantle]

LEGCAY

[finite dock]

and PO

[empty moss]

oh

[dense mantle]

LEGACY

AND PO

[finite dock]

Glas banned fr

How dare he clown me

[hollow dock]

Hell nah

[finite dock]

I’m nuking his next start 😔☢️

[dense mantle]

FUEN

FIEN

FIEN

FIEN

[empty moss]

lol

caroll or Ohtani can’t do shit for me

[finite dock]

He’s bad letting home runs

[dense mantle]

Ohtani blows tn

[empty moss]

he want that homer man

swing and miss

[bleak mountain]

cooked

[primal mountain]

you should've taken Carroll runs

[hollow dock]

Nah I feel u on that, something told me to take his pitching outs and call it a day

[jolly fiber]

cash✅

[bleak mountain]

outta all ppl walker gonna chalk me

insane

[dense mantle]

FIEN

FIEN

FIEN

[empty moss]

yeah u might be

Walker hot streak ended after he left Dodgers stadium

[primal mountain]

Carroll's gonna get you what you need

https://tenor.com/bg2LB.gif

[onyx marten]

Ohtani and Judge are ruining lives this week

[lavish island]

Birthday boy luck

[bleak mountain]

mane im pissed

[dense mantle]

@finite dock

[devout condor]

one more at bat for walker

[dense mantle]

Lorenzen was my only miss

[empty moss]

he got one more ab so u never know

[dense mantle]

Vladdy 3ks, Ohtani 3ks @empty moss

[finite dock]

-$60 today

[bleak mountain]

dont get my hopes up

[empty moss]

just off that information, I know what props I’m taking tmr 😂

another Gunnar situation

[fast berry]

A few good pitchers for tomorrow. I need more chalk in my life

[dense mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/see-you-tomorrow-gif-2020647686865295985

[empty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-happy-dog-dog-happiest-dog-super-happy-gif-17885812

this dog has to have been high af

[dense mantle]

Hell ya

Lmao

[empty moss]

def fin roll up

in a min

[dense mantle]

Got into the gas stash

Did Betr give ya bread

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/shivering-dog-shiver-me-timbers-shiver-me-timbers-dog-gif-23060744

[empty moss]

my shit still under verification

[bleak mountain]

my cart at half oil after 4 days

[dense mantle]

they gone try to milk it

[stiff matrix]

Is glasnow po gonna hit?

[empty moss]

they stupid system can’t verify my ID… so they sent that shit to their actual processor

[rare mulch]

God dang Corbin fell off😂😂😂

[bleak mountain]

idc im chiefing

[empty moss]

so I’m waiting for a response now

[bleak mountain]

walker got me pissed

[dense mantle]

Where you been

[rare mulch]

Didn’t he hit alr

[dense mantle]

@stiff matrix @finite dock

[bleak mountain]

why do i keep on bettingb on wnba

[stiff matrix]

Guasman *

[bleak mountain]

bitches cant hoop bro

huh

[stiff matrix]

I took both of them

[coarse elbow]

Suarez for tmr is not touching a slip

[dense mantle]

FIEN

FIEN

FIEN

[rare mulch]

Who

[bleak mountain]

Aint no way

[rare mulch]

lol

[tiny topaz]

I’ll touch u

[rare mulch]

Marte sold bro

[dense mantle]

Prolly bc ole dude robbed em for 60k then next day skee 10k

[tiny topaz]

Wait what

[coarse elbow]

I’ll slap you wit my balls

[tiny topaz]

Ske not getting his money???

[dense mantle]

@cold pivot

[rare mulch]

He didn’t get it?

[junior hearth]

where there be any promo tomorrow??

[rare mulch]

Na

[finite dock]

Skenes cashed just for Glas to let off a grand slam 😫

[rare mulch]

Dang man tmr Saturday

I chalked alr

[dense mantle]

Glas cashed wym

[rare mulch]

Only POs

[finite dock]

all my slips chalked today ☠️

[dense mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/solluminati-artist-thats-tough-tuff-tough-gif-17917210

[dense mantle]

Ks

[rare mulch]

Oh he got 7?

[finite dock]

his line was 7.5

[meager tinsel]

Bang we 2 for 2 tonight boys

[blazing tulip]

Imagine seeing this, 3 assist first quarter, 12 points half time, youd think easy cash right? 🤣

[rare mulch]

Cmon wnba player

They always do dat

Nothing new

[dense mantle]

Dam I just peeped it was 7.5

[blazing tulip]

theres now 2 minutes left on the clock 🤣

[rare mulch]

Ranger not touching a slip tmr

Braves better cook him man

[dense mantle]

Don’t leave me

[bleak mountain]

rolling one up

[rare mulch]

Ranger has had success vs them tho

[empty moss]

so

[blazing tulip]

im breaking even so its w/e 😭

[empty moss]

who tryn match me

[blazing tulip]

but still

[empty moss]

😓

[dense mantle]

Facts

[blazing tulip]

im actually up a solid $8 today

[dense mantle]

Wya

[empty moss]

Ima rollin up

at

12:30 AM EST

[tiny topaz]

Dude Chourio is HIM

nvm

[meager tinsel]

Finally had a full green day we back 🥳

[tiny topaz]

Idk

[dense mantle]

Lmaooo got his ass picked

Got his ass

[stiff matrix]

Seen a little kid smoking and asked how old he was he said 11

[dense mantle]

Lmaooo

[stiff matrix]

this generation is cooked

[rare mulch]

Oh I don’t think he did

[dense mantle]

Beyond cooked

[tropic dome]

had to light up a cig i can’t believe shohei and judge did me like this

[tiny topaz]

Yall see how fast Chourio is

He’s fast as fuck

[dense mantle]

Nd his toe fucked

[rare mulch]

I don’t believe Bru got dat 10k but idk

[dense mantle]

They reviewing his account

[lunar patio]

take under

[tropic dome]

HOW

JUST HOW

[rare mulch]

Oh😭

[tropic dome]

2 DAYS YOU CHALK ME OHTANI

[rare mulch]

Knowing them they gonna say he gotta verify identity again

[finite dock]

Ohtani still got one AB

[dense mantle]

Ohtani last chance

Here we go

[finite dock]

can’t give up hope until it’s actually over for people like Ohtani

[tropic dome]

might have to call that gambling number bra

[finite dock]

because he’s the type to smack a HR out of nowhere

[rare mulch]

Marte hit streak over

Bum

[rare mulch]

lol rii

Ohtani fly out

More than likely

MLB in shambles

[finite dock]

still up this month so can’t be mad at a -$60 day

we get them back tomorrow fs

[bleak mountain]

im fucking pissed

stupid bitch loyd

[dense mantle]

Ohtani 3ks, Vladdy 3ks

[bleak mountain]

i hope she fucking crashes

[rare mulch]

Lmao

[finite dock]

I like the way you’re thinking

[coarse elbow]

Sorry that wasn’t very appropriate of me

[blazing tulip]

these 2 mfs are never entering a slip ever again 🤣

[finite dock]

tomorrow we bet their over?

[scarlet crow]

Cash me out

[finite dock]

congrats

[rare mulch]

Ohtani Ko 3x isn’t even shocking. All bro does is try to kill every ball for a Homer lol

[dense mantle]

LMAOOOO

YOU FUNNY TWIN

You got me dying

Man we need to have a discord meetup one day

[bleak mountain]

wild

[dense mantle]

Rent out a bnb for a weekend

[primal mountain]

amazing.

[primal mountain]

Ohtanki is just the cream of the crop

I'm taking him under next game

[finite dock]

WTF

[dense mantle]

WILL SMITH WTF

[finite dock]

WILL SMITH HOMER

3 in one game wtf

[dense mantle]

3 HRS ONE DAY

[finite dock]

☠️

might be his birthday fr

[rare mulch]

Sheesh

[coarse elbow]

Will smith drug test

[dense mantle]

YOOOO

[bleak mountain]

im pissed

[raw spoke]

Will smith

[bleak mountain]

please someone help me

[dense mantle]

GUESS

WHAT

CHAT

[bleak mountain]

walker just pop fly

[dense mantle]

OHTANI

TOOK

[rare mulch]

Looks like ohtani gf is getting smashed by will smith

[dense mantle]

HIS

UNDER

[tiny topaz]

Bro