┆⚾・baseball

[mental island]

This dude made 40k last night wit OddsJam

[bleak mountain]

you gotta be smart abt it

[scarlet crow]

Alex?

[mental island]

Ye

I mean 60

[scarlet crow]

Bruh he went crazy yesterday

[mental island]

Nd he live streamed it too

Fax

[bleak mountain]

monahan is the goat

only capper i trust

[mental island]

He the reason I started using the optimizer

[scarlet crow]

Bruh called judge and ohtani Homer

[mental island]

Every time he live I watch

[abstract citrus]

How much does this odds thing cost? 😂

[mental island]

I hit a. 6 man last week wit him nd the week before

[bleak mountain]

100 a month for the cheapest lmaoo

[mental island]

59$

[lavish island]

i got a free trail for 7 days 😭

[scarlet crow]

Bruh his plays get bumped so quick

[abstract citrus]

$60 just to lose money huh? Not you but in general

[scarlet crow]

New email every 7 days 🤣

[meager tinsel]

Anyone got a homerun or strikeout slip

[mental island]

Naa it’s worth it

[lavish island]

fr

[bleak mountain]

Nah bro they ode abt making new accounts

[mental island]

ong

U gotta build the slip wit him

[bleak mountain]

i tried that shit once and it said “your free trial is disabled” or some shi

[abstract citrus]

@finite dock @lean dust @finite dock @vocal spindle do any of yall touch odds jam? I haven’t needed it im just seeing how well it is

[scarlet crow]

He not gonna be live for a while he on vacation after yesterday 🤣

[mental island]

Ye I seen that

I hope he not fr

I need plays

He needs go live today

[scarlet crow]

If I was him I’d retire

He not going live today

[bleak mountain]

i saw him predict monty was gonna get lit up that one time

[onyx marten]

I don’t think it’s worth it, they just tell you info u can find from researching, I do think their arbitrage betting is cracked af but I can’t even do it cuz I live in Florida

[abstract citrus]

Good I thought so.

[abstract citrus]

That’s what I’m saying yall paying $60 for nothing!

[twin socket]

pikkit use code OBADA signing up for $3

[mental island]

Ye I needa hop on arbitrage

[bleak mountain]

u gotta mix the odds with ur own research

[mental island]

Like look at this

[onyx marten]

That’ll pay for your monthly fee by itself

[mental island]

Bro profited everyday

[twin socket]

Never mind

[meager tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-shrug-idk-i-dont-know-obama-gif-15684252

[twin socket]

pikkit use code OBA signing up for $3

[scarlet crow]

Bruh if I had a month like this I’m retiring

[mental island]

😭

[meager tinsel]

I just need a week like this 😭

[onyx marten]

What a stupid ad bro 😭

If you could make that much money off a subscription every soul on earth would do it

[meager tinsel]

@lean dust u got a strikeout slip

[abstract citrus]

I’m pulling out and re diving in lmao

[mental island]

Tbh all I know is u take the over on one book nd under on another so you win no matter wat

[open patio]

fellas ronal blanco or bello strikeouts reg lines btw i wanna 3x

[onyx marten]

Arbitrage= Vegas accidentally giving you free money

[meager tinsel]

Bruh I hate that I can't use ud at work 😭 only thing that I can bet on at work is fliff ....ud used to work but now it says I'm using a proxy when I'm on my work wifi 😭

[abstract citrus]

Anyone who pays for odds jam can I see your pikkit?

[scarlet crow]

Who tryna split a oddsjam account

[abstract citrus]

Cause if your not heavy positive why are you doing this

[onyx marten]

Imagine we make a community account

[scarlet crow]

Let’s do it

[meager tinsel]

I can't lie when I used prop cash free trial I was low-key hitting a lot more lol

[onyx marten]

Then whoever doesn’t pay we change the password and kick them off 😭

[scarlet crow]

12 way account $5 each cause it’s $60

[valid mortar]

man, i remember a guy did an option play, and he was like, "i'm retiring if this hits". it hit. we asked him how much? he said it returned like $20,000+. "man, you better not be retiring with just that"

[abstract citrus]

We gonna pay the $60 and whoever owns it is gonna change the password and take off with the account lol

[meager tinsel]

I'm down fuck it

[onyx marten]

You do it then

[empty moss]

.

[onyx marten]

It’s $5 idgaf

[abstract citrus]

No I’m not pitching in for that

[scarlet crow]

Bruh he just told us his plan

[onyx marten]

Ngl I fw yall I trust yall

It’s $5

[valid mortar]

obada WILL take us hostage

[scarlet crow]

Everyone vote who do you trust the most to make the account

[onyx marten]

If ur broke and wanna scam a community karma will bite u later

[meager tinsel]

Fr 5 bucks ain't shit I been scammed for more LMAO

[abstract citrus]

I vote Obada gets ownership

[valid mortar]

"use code OBA or you ain't getting any oddjam"

[empty moss]

not y'all pitching in for OJ

[onyx marten]

What does this even mean 💀

[empty moss]

😂

[meager tinsel]

Use code obada Lowry for $10 off your oddjam

[abstract citrus]

Lmao not a good idea

[scarlet crow]

Bruh it’s not $5 total🤣 it’s $5 from each of us so it adds up

[empty moss]

this hilarious

😂

[onyx marten]

Investing in smoke shops is crazy tho 😭

[valid mortar]

atlanta nig will though

[empty moss]

mfs finna be sharing OJ accounts

😭

[scarlet crow]

Nah let’s do it Fr

If you down react ✅

[abstract citrus]

Smart asl. Arab fams be making sm money off those places

[green yoke]

What’s the mlb play of the day boys?

[onyx marten]

We needa make a discord for the 12 of us

[abstract citrus]

Makes sense why every Arab family I know got a big ass house in the burbs

[mental island]

If you want profit like this
Buy OddsJam nd use code OddsJam

[scarlet crow]

We only got 4 so far

[abstract citrus]

Lmao literally

[azure hornet]

any picks for tdy?

[scarlet crow]

Or charge them for it

[onyx marten]

Everyone be gatekeeping anyways 😭

[scarlet crow]

Who’s gonna make the account

[onyx marten]

I don’t wanna be accused of scamming or sum so I’ll jus pay when it’s made

[scarlet crow]

Wym it don’t matter 😭

[scarlet crow]

I vote @coarse elbow

[onyx marten]

Or maybe someone who already has oddsjam could just let 11 people pay $5 for access

[coarse elbow]

Brotha

[empty moss]

Cody

[coarse elbow]

Why me

[empty moss]

Homer

[abstract citrus]

Santander definitely gonna cash that

[empty moss]

against

Wheeler today

[scarlet crow]

Cause your name big balls

[empty moss]

!!!!!

CODY HOMER AGAINST WHEELER!!!!!!

[coarse elbow]

Ah welp valid point

[empty moss]

TODAYYYYY

[abstract citrus]

Bron 2 years 104 million extension damn bro really wanted his son there

[empty moss]

say he won't do it

😂

[scarlet crow]

Who has an account

[onyx marten]

I wanna know how yall just predict home runs

[scarlet crow]

Rigged

[empty moss]

Soler homered against Lopez

u dont think Cody can do it?

yeah

and it's been 3 years

[coarse elbow]

Ion got oddsjam

[empty moss]

since Soler smacked

against Lopez

and what he do

smack one

😂

[abstract citrus]

Y’all ain’t gonna be able to split odds jam I don’t see this happening

[empty moss]

this what the last time he smacked it

and I called that shit

and he smacked it yesterday

[mental island]

Ur sending messages to fast

[scarlet crow]

We gotta do it to prove him wrong now

[empty moss]

Cody smacking one today

[azure hornet]

cody bellinger for a homer 100%

[empty moss]

😭

[abstract citrus]

If y’all can put it together somehow successfully I’ll send you a hug and a kiss on the cheek

[scarlet crow]

Which cheek 👀

[azure hornet]

wildddd

[upper bramble]

Called baseball knowledge

[abstract citrus]

All yours to decide

[abstract citrus]

He’s cooking

https://tenor.com/view/desmondpacito-cooking-chef-gif-12378159

[upper bramble]

😂😂😂

[valid mortar]

haha youre going to be kissing a butt cheek

[abstract citrus]

No cause it ain’t gonna happen

[fast berry]

The app straight up won't let me place a bet

Even if I refresh and accept

[scarlet crow]

They’re saving you

[fast berry]

Hehe

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-faint-muppet-sesame-street-falling-gif-13608182079885836267

[scarlet crow]

Put it in rice

[onyx marten]

https://tenor.com/view/bitch-what-wtf-gavin-confused-gif-5834632

[upper bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/leonardo-dicaprio-shrug-shrugging-oh-well-smiling-gif-27275540

[azure hornet]

so we takin cody for the over

[abstract citrus]

@upper bramble you know ball

[vocal spindle]

I don’t

[abstract citrus]

Ok so all ball knowers don’t have odds jam. Don’t waste yall money do research

[azure hornet]

ima js take bellinger 1.5 bases

[weak basin]

@finite dock u got any plays g?

[azure hornet]

aaron jude 1.5 bases?

[jaunty crater]

Bellinger against wheeler today y’all trust him

[thorn lantern]

UD toxic trait is giving me a promo once I finish making all my pics 😂

[vocal spindle]

Left pocket got pink fifties

Right pocket got blues in it

[upper bramble]

Yessir. Played 18 years and have been watching everyday since I was 5-6

[weak basin]

Thank you papa

[upper bramble]

Run a $150 fantasy league. I better know ball lol.

[abstract citrus]

Give me my damn green at this point

[weak basin]

word, wtv on todays plays

[tiny topaz]

ik b all i j get unlucky

[abstract citrus]

Oh boy your tailing everyone

[tiny topaz]

love the jram pick

[thorn lantern]

https://x.com/paigespiranac/status/1800873875032735865?s=12

Paige Spiranac (@PaigeSpiranac) on X

I have found the video proof. And I lied it was only 6 hotdogs and not 6.5. I might have to try again this July 4th. Thoughts?

Twitter · Jun 12, 2024, 12:52 PM

[weak basin]

😂

Yessir

[lyric path]

do y'all think they put the wheeler-shota nrfi back on there? or do you think it's off for good

[twin socket]

pikkit use code NotObadaUchiha signing up for $3

[lean dust]

Here’s the crazy strikeout card

[onyx marten]

No UD promo today huh

[thorn lantern]

I think we got our answer she’s going under

[tiny topaz]

That 175 needs to hit fr

[abstract citrus]

Nah that’s probably gone for good or if it does come back up it’ll be reduced

[lyric path]

Yeah i feel like they normally at least put them back out there reduced

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/hell-no-gif-5798318147221316045

[vocal spindle]

Always knew something about you

[tiny topaz]

Ay u got a new color!

[vocal spindle]

Yurr

[tiny topaz]

Niceee

These sleeper promos speaking to me

[vocal spindle]

It’s a felony?

[tiny topaz]

Yes

[stiff turret]

Wat

[thorn lantern]

Idk shit I just belive in the heart of the cards 😂

[stiff turret]

Stupidest way to get a felony

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/locked-up-jail-prison-arrested-gif-26912963

[vocal spindle]

How is it even a felony

[stiff turret]

It's cool to mess around with minors

[vocal spindle]

I understand if it gets you kicked off the platform and banned from the sports league

[stiff turret]

But please no gambling

[vocal spindle]

But a felony is crazy

[thorn lantern]

After I make a slip I reverse it just in case Vegas tryna play today

[vocal spindle]

Bro really just went from NBA player making Ms to unable to gef a fast food job

Insane

[stiff turret]

You crazy

[vocal spindle]

Unfortunate bc I’m not a heat fan lol

Even tho I’m a dolphins fan

They were my favorite team on NBA jam tho lol

[azure hornet]

soto for 1.5 bases?

[hard mist]

Chris saw under 1.5 walks ?

[marble mirage]

Ran this for NRFIs

They didn't have .5 for Wheeler Imanaga so I ran the 1.5 under

[vocal spindle]

Yo what

[vocal spindle]

Best NRFI today

[tiny topaz]

i just went on a crazy yap sesh defending don hutson in an instagram comment section

some dumbass said he dominated his era more than AB did and hes honestly not wrong'

[scarlet crow]

Check dm

[tiny topaz]

yall see giannis go for 32 points on 100% fg in 18 mins?

that mf a demon

[onyx marten]

Sabonis line is at 16 points????

[vocal spindle]

Why did no one tell me the Rockies gave up a walkoff hit by pitch 😭

[vocal spindle]

Literally like a week ago they lost by a walkoff pitch clock violation 😭

I might book this

[chrome rock]

Cashes today

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/please-no-michael-scott-the-office-no-god-please-no-steve-carell-gif-3532257

[open patio]

what yall get blanco fantasy at has it been bumped?

blanco po might be nice

he went 9 innings last game they played and 6 before that

[bleak mountain]

he dropped at 26.5

[onyx marten]

What’s yalls biggest lock today

[open patio]

i like blanco po myself bro went 9 no way he doesn’t come out 7th for 1 pitch

[bleak mountain]

blanco 3.5ks

[open patio]

alvarez walk?

[tacit knot]

alvarez hr gonna feed families

[tacit knot]

gunnar gonna sell u

[tacit knot]

not the josh naylor hr slip

[bleak mountain]

don’t sleep on him

[fast berry]

Any1 know if there's a minimum bet for the prizepicks promo

[summer kettle]

there's not

[fast berry]

K imma drop a dollar then

[abstract citrus]

Hoe ass boys

[gusty topaz]

mashallah

[abstract citrus]

Mashallah brother Mashallah

[craggy pendant]

All slips are $5 minimum on PP

[abstract citrus]

So?

They been that way lol

[gusty topaz]

inshallah we all cash today

[amber wren]

astaghfirullah that’s haram

[gusty topaz]

🤲🏼

bismillah

[amber wren]

Alhamdullilah

[gusty topaz]

habibi

[amber wren]

habibti

[primal mountain]

inshallah...what does that mean?

[amber wren]

ya khara

[sly fjord]

don’t sleep on davis daniel tonight

[gusty topaz]

i ain’t a girl

[amber wren]

Ya zub

[amber wren]

u my girl

[gusty topaz]

ana aneek omak

[vocal spindle]

I’m Christian so ima just stay out of this

[amber wren]

That’s what im saying baby

[onyx marten]

If Judge don’t get 2 bases I’m eating ice cubes for dinner tn

[gusty topaz]

aaron judge lower than 1.5 bases

[amber wren]

what’s that

[vocal spindle]

Nah

[onyx marten]

This just made my heart drop reading

[primal mountain]

oh, it means "God willing"

(looked it up)

[onyx marten]

This might be the worst time in Judge’s whole career to go under on him

[vocal spindle]

Man I want some in-n-out

[gusty topaz]

i did the good thing with ur mom

😋

[vocal spindle]

Nah that streak earlier this season

[gusty topaz]

wya

[craggy pendant]

Someone mentioned placing $1 on promo slip.....nvm

[primal mountain]

yeah

[vocal spindle]

Texas not Cali

[primal mountain]

I used to eat there

[amber wren]

Yea it means like “hopefully something happens according to gods will” I think

[abstract citrus]

Good sign

Yes my lines are all gone or bumped.

[amber wren]

Ur mother is a sharmoota

[primal mountain]

Just had California Fish Grill for lunch

[vocal spindle]

In Texas, there’s an all out war between in-n-out and whataburger

[mint vector]

Wild

[gusty topaz]

illhas zubi

[abstract citrus]

He’s speaking Arabic got nothing to do with religion. You can say Mashallah and still be talking about your god. It just means god willing

[mint vector]

Whataburger for the dub

[amber wren]

tiny little zub boy

[gusty topaz]

ya ibn kalb

[amber wren]

Ya khara

[tiny topaz]

yall like devers tn?

[gusty topaz]

big zub

[tiny topaz]

hrr??

[amber wren]

im not even arab and im cooking u

[fervent anchor]

chat one of my betting apps had a promo type thing where you would get bonus bets and it glitched and didn’t give me any. but they messaged me saying i can claim it now but i also have an extra $284 in the account but they ain’t say nothing bout it

[amber wren]

ya sharmoota ya khara

[gusty topaz]

arab*

[amber wren]

Mb

[gusty topaz]

arabic is a language

[abstract citrus]

My bros Xbox gamer tag is big zubb bro let me tell you how embarrassing it was calling him his gamer tag at his cousins wedding with all the older parents there 😂😂😂😂

[gusty topaz]

arab is ethnicity

[abstract citrus]

I had no clue what it meant originally

[amber wren]

Yea typo

[gusty topaz]

ur not invited for the kharoof cookout

[amber wren]

Astaghfirullah

[gusty topaz]

habibi

ana la7a bousak

[amber wren]

Ya gazma

Kus emek

Yalla idk

Ya ibn el sharmoot

[abstract citrus]

Are y’all good?

[amber wren]

teri bhen di

saleya fudu

[abstract citrus]

I don’t speak Arabic at all so your talking to a wall

[amber wren]

im talking punjabi

Yo

What should I pair with this

[abstract citrus]

Oh shit really

[abstract citrus]

Pair with that

[amber wren]

yea the stuff I said to u were Punjabi curse words

[gusty topaz]

chalk habibi

[amber wren]

before it was arabic words

[amber wren]

why

[abstract citrus]

Well damn I committed a racism

[weak basin]

what was your picks g?

[amber wren]

nah it’s all good

[gusty topaz]

banchort

[amber wren]

panchod

[abstract citrus]

😂😂😂

[bleak tiger]

what the

[amber wren]

kala

Khusra fudu

[gusty topaz]

spi zo chapsa

[scarlet crow]

Where the fliff slips at

[amber wren]

teri ma di gandi fudi

[amber wren]

I just said ur mother has a dirty pu$$

[abstract citrus]

@finite dock hook ya boy up lol

[bleak tiger]

that’s mean

[onyx marten]

😭

[gusty topaz]

@amber wren 💦💦

[amber wren]

fr

[tall kelp]

how’d everyone get the free ohtani?

[scarlet crow]

Random

[hardy mountain]

UD must not like me

[summer kettle]

send link

[bleak tiger]

lol

[vocal spindle]

Ahh I see

[vocal spindle]

If you wanna be overweight in your 20s

[abstract citrus]

Inn out definitely better

[mint vector]

all in moderation

[weak basin]

cmon gang dont gatekeep

[gusty topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-gif-26070007

how all of u look like

[abstract citrus]

Brother id see a family that looked like this at 10 am back when I worked at kfc when I was fresh out highschool. Mf why DO YOU NEED A 16 PIECE AT 10:30 AM YOU DIABETIC FUCK

[mint vector]

Two bites away from diabetes

[abstract citrus]

That shit would make my so mad mfs are built like ovals eating Mac n cheese drinking a Pepsi fresh outta bed.

[gusty topaz]

DA FKN RAIDERSSSSS

[abstract citrus]

I love that kid. If we’re talking about the same video

😂😂

[bleak tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/light-weight-lifting-ronny-coleman-gif-14747498

[gusty topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/the-tren-twins-gif-27603154

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/jon-david-gruden-chucky-raiders-raider-nation-reno-raider-nation-las-cegas-raiders-gif-17935675

[vocal spindle]

Natty

[gusty topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/david-laid-gif-26737747

[gusty topaz]

mini pekkas

[abstract citrus]

On cuh

[vocal spindle]

This is a slip

[steel belfry]

No it’s a McDonald’s menu

[bleak tiger]

damn

[vocal spindle]

You right

[steel belfry]

Order me a Big Mac gang

[lunar patio]

holy 0.65x slip

[vocal spindle]

Venmo me

[steel belfry]

4.67x 💅🏾

[abstract citrus]

😂😂

[steel belfry]

And idc I jus want that promo lmaooo

[finite dock]

do yall like yordan walks??

or nah

[lunar patio]

30

fuck you mean

[vocal spindle]

He’s trying to do the link thing

[weak basin]

😂

[vocal spindle]

Ima just report em

[steel belfry]

😂😂

What’s the link thing ????

[abstract citrus]

Y’all gotta be some damn donators. I never get these .5s

[still cliff]

HAHAHA

[lunar patio]

https://tenor.com/view/freaking-snitches-kevin-hart-cold-as-balls-tattletales-damn-snitches-gif-18477256

[still cliff]

u had hella friends in school

[vocal spindle]

Getting banned speedrun

[steel belfry]

Bet send me that

[lunar patio]

underdog balance for underdog balance ?

[abstract citrus]

Don’t do that weak ass shit

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/random-get-away-leave-me-alone-get-outta-here-gif-17872308

[vocal spindle]

Still in school

[abstract citrus]

Not really sure what my balance shows you but ok

[scarlet crow]

Check dm gang

[lean dust]

Watch my eff it slip hit

[abstract citrus]

Being a donation doesnt change my balance. You can always deposit

[still cliff]

i know elite bettors who get high limits lol it doesnt work how u think

[lean dust]

U guys want to c my UD balance 😎

I’ll whip it out

[abstract citrus]

What are you talking about? I said getting the .5 no shit high betters get high likots

Bro just changed the subject lol

[still cliff]

yeah and the .5 are free squares which i just explained can be higher limit depending on account

[vocal spindle]

@bright kestrel got limited to $100 bc he won like 30k a week

[abstract citrus]

Like I just said no shit!

I’m asking how people have it to begin with idgaf about your limit tf

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-is-that-right-come-again-nasty-freaky-raised-eyebrows-gif-16769160

[bleak tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/larry-david-pants-pants-down-get-it-on-we-doing-this-gif-17795613

[lean dust]

Someone who knows

[still cliff]

no thats not what u said u said we must be donaters for getting .5 insinuating ur an elite bettor since u cash out and dont donate right

[empty moss]

😭

he said

[abstract citrus]

😂😂😂

[empty moss]

"don't donate right"

omgg

[abstract citrus]

Your hilarious bro

[empty moss]

😭

[vocal spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/beef-alarm-gif-24503358

[lean dust]

😂😂😂

[empty moss]

nah that's crazy

[lean dust]

Ground beef

[empty moss]

"don't donate right" is crazy

[abstract citrus]

Hey Alex welcome to the discord new guy

[empty moss]

😭

[empty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/thanks-for-donating-maga-gif-15840637

[still cliff]

so ur just not gonna respond to my point

[lean dust]

With way to much on the line tonight

[vocal spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/coming-to-america-clap-clapping-gif-24627497

[lean dust]

Needs to charge my phone

😂

[still cliff]

can elite bettors not get high limits?

[abstract citrus]

I’m still waiting on you to show me your balance?

[abstract citrus]

Nobody ever said they did… are you schizo?

[lean dust]

✋ I did I did

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-hi-hi-wo-wo-wo-noam10-sus-gif-9112973203643244012

[lean dust]

😉

[lean dust]

Let’s get it

[empty moss]

this my bal right

[scarlet crow]

Did you dream about parlays

[maiden shore]

Hey guys i’m going to be the ump at the braves and giants game. pls take the under on sale k’s and nuke it. I will be calling majority of the strikes balls. Thank you guys and have a bless day

[finite dock]

do you guys like this?

[abstract citrus]

We all know high betters get high limits…never once has anyone said they don’t!!! Mfs just twist words and thinks he’s right

[empty moss]

that button

actually says

"donate"

[vocal spindle]

I don’t even keep money in my UD

[empty moss]

instead of "deposit"

[vocal spindle]

I withdraw and deposit as I need

[empty moss]

on bro

😂

[scarlet crow]

Gg you’re cooked

[lunar patio]

☠️

[abstract citrus]

Brother ain’t no issue with that if that’s ya wife. But uhhh if that’s some normal… good luck my friend 😂

[empty moss]

I only deposited today for that .5

😂

[still cliff]

so what did u mean by this

[vocal spindle]

Nah you got @finite dock pregged up

[lean dust]

I take out my profits each day as well otherwise u get urself in trouble

[still cliff]

explain that message

[fast berry]

My PP promo slip. Just need 3 to earn that promooo

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/kangaroo-squint-suspicious-chewing-thinking-gif-3626489563661256294

[abstract citrus]

That has nothing to do with limits. I asked if you lose a lot cause you got a .5 are you mad?

[empty moss]

haven't been on UD in like a week

😂

[vocal spindle]

He said you airdropped it in

[empty moss]

last slip made 6/30/24

[abstract citrus]

Nah bros on his way to LA

[scarlet crow]

LA overrated

[abstract citrus]

As a Cali resident agreed

[lean dust]

I ain’t get no .5 should I start spamming people who did why

I hate when people do that to me

😂😂😂😂

Bro why u get one and I didn’t 😂

[abstract citrus]

I’m gonna call you a donation let’s test something.

[vocal spindle]

Obada you gonna pass Andrew?

[abstract citrus]

Skol you got a .5 you must be donating!

[lean dust]

Grrrrrrr that’s not nice

[bleak mountain]

all in 😭

Im cooked

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/husky-ugh-wrr-grr-anger-gif-21903272

[scarlet crow]

Why you only put 70

[lean dust]

That’s balsy for 60$ I wish u luck

[vocal spindle]

Chalked

[lean dust]

John gray legacy game

[bleak mountain]

i wanna save a lil br

[lean dust]

😉

[amber wren]

gg

[bleak mountain]

dont say this 😭 😭 😭

[empty moss]

that's free money

[lean dust]

Ashcraft did it to me with mine yesterday

[vocal spindle]

You better hedge that

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/whoa-wow-amazed-shocked-gif-15937479

[scarlet crow]

Bruh you gotta go all in on free squares

[empty moss]

this is free money

good job

[vocal spindle]

Should’ve listened when I said Jon gray perfect game today

[still cliff]

@abstract citrus plus im not high enough level to send u photos of my balance or pikkitt

[bleak mountain]

mane knowing my luck he gon end the inning with 4ks somehow

[abstract citrus]

@lean dust soooo he’s saying the higher limits is not real. Tell me haven’t you gotten bigger amounts

[lean dust]

I want a another protected pick on mlb

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-fall-and-back-gif-25193110

[empty moss]

wait

what

higher limits are real

wtf

😂

[lean dust]

I used to be at 100 during nba playoffs when they was giving Chet out

[still cliff]

i never said theyre are fake

[abstract citrus]

Bro just said they aren’t real it’s a glitch

[lean dust]

I’m down to 50. Now

[vocal spindle]

It’s actually possible to get up to 5 Ks in an inning without giving up a run

[empty moss]

it's also not a glitch

[abstract citrus]

You just said it’s a glitch 😂😂😂

[empty moss]

some people actually get $100 limit on .5

[bleak mountain]

stop

[empty moss]

some get $50

[still cliff]

i know everyone can get a solo 50 or 100

[vocal spindle]

I’m not joking. Dropped third strike rule

[empty moss]

some get $20

[still cliff]

no duh really

[empty moss]

some get $10

[bleak mountain]

ik stop

[abstract citrus]

Welcome to the discord bro. Everything you keep trying to put me on we all know

[vocal spindle]

Technically you can get 6 if the third basemen doesn’t run

[empty moss]

some get $5

some get $1

some get 5 cents

[vocal spindle]

I usually get -$10

[empty moss]

some get even 1 cent

u never know

🤷‍♂️

[abstract citrus]

Underdog usually takes my money I don’t get discounts

[vocal spindle]

-$10 to get -$100 feeds families

[lean dust]

Mine says fart to receive .5

[empty moss]

😭

[lean dust]

So I let one rip

[bleak mountain]

bro whatttttt

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/hype-dance-excited-lets-go-oh-yeah-gif-17953674

[lean dust]

Each air pump letting one rip

[abstract citrus]

You mean @still cliff is gonna ruin it? He won’t stfu about it

Acting like he know some shit

[bleak mountain]

Fuck i shoulda put 100 on the square

[empty moss]

yeah

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-stewie-brian-family-guy-fart-gif-14113301

[onyx marten]

I swear yall hate money

[empty moss]

ngl

[abstract citrus]

Are my messages bothering you?

[empty moss]

the .5 I get tmr

[still cliff]

this is like the 1 millionth message about it lol nobody hides it

[empty moss]

is going on a 5 man

[abstract citrus]

Mission accomplished I’m tryna get this green

[empty moss]

😂

[vocal spindle]

This is my signal to sign off

[scarlet crow]

Some of y’all gotta be slow

[abstract citrus]

Say names don’t be pussy

[twin socket]

The Atlanta guy did it first

[vocal spindle]

Yall really think they don’t know about it?

[scarlet crow]

🫵🏾

[empty moss]

$10 .5 5 man, just to have $100 cash and $100 promo tmr

hopefully

[vocal spindle]

Atlanta dude got banned for it this morning

[abstract citrus]

I’m sorry I’ll speed my brain up

[scarlet crow]

Banned for what

[vocal spindle]

Link thing

[empty moss]

then I withdraw $100

and play $100 promo

😂

[abstract citrus]

Did he actually !! 😂😂😂 what a moron I kept telling him

[vocal spindle]

Not always that easy

[twin socket]

Thank u

[vocal spindle]

They’ve banned dudes for it so they already know about it

[bleak mountain]

I been donating to much so i got the free square

[lean dust]

Thank god

[empty moss]

👀

[vocal spindle]

I don’t do it bc it might come back to haunt you

[scarlet crow]

For using a free square?

[tacit knot]

using 8 of them

[vocal spindle]

It’s not about sending links, obviously they’d want to keep a feature that brings them traffic

[vocal spindle]

You know exactly what I’m talking about dawg 😭

[still cliff]

oh no ive been banned from 1 sportsbook out of 30 others what will i ever do this will haunt me forever

[abstract citrus]

Oh god your the slow one

[onyx marten]

Can we stop talking abt it

[twin socket]

Bro thought he was in gta doing money glitches

[vocal spindle]

Cornball

[abstract citrus]

K

[tacit knot]

and bragged about it in the chat LMAO

[lean dust]

🤞

[empty moss]

thought we was talking bout GTA money drops

[scarlet crow]

Can we stop talking about it

[onyx marten]

Exactly

[tacit knot]

idk papa

[abstract citrus]

Someone needs to get the new guy Alex outta here. Be came in and just shared all info

[vocal spindle]

People don’t realize they have your IDs. They can put a debt on your account for everything you won using it and then send it to collections.

[still cliff]

u said haunt like this is something serious lol these companies pray on innocent people with addiciton and u say its gonna haunt u forever for doing a glitch😭 yall soft asl.

[scarlet crow]

Alex delete your comments

[vocal spindle]

You dragging it hard

[still cliff]

ok boss

[vocal spindle]

Ain’t nobody said “haunt you forever”

Doing way too much

[lean dust]

I see dead people

[empty moss]

I just realized

Reynolds

FP

is at 8

Machado FP is at 7

[abstract citrus]

Your just like ATLANTA. Bro is just saying non sense cause we don’t want it patched. STFU

[onyx marten]

I fw u bro but can u jus chill on it 😭

[empty moss]

something is in the air

[tacit knot]

i need that linked in connection

hook me up

[onyx marten]

Like let’s move on

[vocal spindle]

When you win $500 using it and spend it and come back to a $500 debt sent to collections which also lowers your credit, you’re going to at the very least have some minor regrets about using it

[onyx marten]

No way bro 😭

[past imp]

devers bait???

[tacit knot]

nah thats crazy

[lean dust]

I’m eating enchiladas tonight

Whose jelly

[past imp]

yall think he going over?

[empty moss]

UD still allow credit card for deposits?

[still cliff]

using ur own info on ud is first mistake lol

[empty moss]

would very much like to get these bonuses

[finite dock]

Type Shi

[empty moss]

😂

[abstract citrus]

Mfs act like these companies don’t have control over this stuff. We literally signed abunch of shit when we make our accounts. These companies only care about money so they will come after us if we winning with glitches

[scarlet crow]

If your gambling off a credit card seek help

[vocal spindle]

I don’t rock with inch of a lot of’s

[onyx marten]

I’m eating a meatball sub 😩

[tacit knot]

have the same thing except no gunnar

[empty moss]

u must not know

[finite dock]

Gunnar will also hit

[lean dust]

Not even chicken enchiladas come on so yummy

[abstract citrus]

Where are you getting them. I might be lowkey mad at you if you say some bs

[onyx marten]

We’re against raising our credit score now?

[spark vault]

yeah all them hit yesterday but i fw gunna so ima run it back

[tacit knot]

hes been selling hes banned now

[lean dust]

Wide home making them right now

[vocal spindle]

So you either screwing over someone you know or committing fraud or both? What a flex man.

[lean dust]

😎💪

Wife

[abstract citrus]

Where is the wife from?

[empty moss]

LMAOOO

nah ngl

[vocal spindle]

I don’t mess with them case of ideas either

[finite dock]

Fr he clowned me too

[empty moss]

no way he just said dat

😭

[lean dust]

Minnesota so gonna be white enchiladas 😂

[tacit knot]

whats he on like 7ks in the last 8 abs or smth

hes due for smth

[onyx marten]

Stop entertaining him 😭

[empty moss]

u fr?

😭

[finite dock]

That means today he locking in

[lean dust]

Gotta get past those ideas they r slamming

[tacit knot]

LMAO

[abstract citrus]

Lmao it’s ok brother you got a nice meal being made I’m happy for you

[tacit knot]

truee

[twin socket]

Welp we are all cooked

[onyx marten]

Alex’s grandma is in deep credit card debt now

[still cliff]

yeah im screwing over a dead person they will def feel the consequences

[abstract citrus]

Lmao now bro gonna get a fraud charge and if he never does you know what that tell us?? HE DONT WIN 😂😂😂

[tacit knot]

NAH

[lean dust]

Dang right! Not much beats a home cooked meal !!

[tacit knot]

this guys cooked

[empty moss]

nah he cooked

fs

😂

[vocal spindle]

He thought he cooked with that too 😭😭

[onyx marten]

Alex is crashing out and we’re all gonna sink w him

[empty moss]

he's def cooked

[lean dust]

Y u worried about using ur own info to sign up for UD

[empty moss]

😭

[scarlet crow]

Can y’all cook

[lean dust]

That’s mad weird

[still cliff]

u guys taking me serious is the funniest thing

[empty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/kmt-yeah-right-hmmm-really-gif-21502858

[scarlet crow]

Alex W troll

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-meme-gif-25326537

[lean dust]

He on the run like tay

[still cliff]

the first thing to valley was no troll

everything after yes

[bleak tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-silly-something-is-off-blending-in-sneaky-gif-11458821

[abstract citrus]

I mean you’re an average person like everyone else in here. Why am I gonna take everyone else serious then there’s Alex Mr troll

[tacit knot]

rip alex man

[vocal spindle]

bro saying he used George Washington’s learners permit to sign up for UD 😭

[lean dust]

He doing the chase

[tacit knot]

LOL

[still cliff]

tay k speedrun

[scarlet crow]

I been a nasty girl

[onyx marten]

The Under Dog gonna start biting him soon if he keep exposing

[empty moss]

huh

[lean dust]

Now he back pedaling

[bleak tiger]

bro u are not going on the run 🙏

[tacit knot]

bros gonna be on some list

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-food-dance-yas-girl-gif-21918025

[vocal spindle]

They really think these companies just don’t care about their money

[still cliff]

bro said pack pedaling u genuinely believe i used a dead person info...

[vocal spindle]

these things always come back with more negative than positive

[lean dust]

No but now u saying only the beginning was true

[scarlet crow]

It’s ok UD never going bankrupt the way y’all be donating

[abstract citrus]

Ok I’m done with Alex he’s boring now

[vocal spindle]

That’s why I’m not using the glitch

[lean dust]

What happened to that tough guy ish

😏😂😂

[onyx marten]

Real af

[empty moss]

aight time to finish this show

[still cliff]

yeah the only part thats true was the link stuff i was talking to valley for

[empty moss]

before I sweat out these games

and watch all my slips go red

[abstract citrus]

Shit making me wanna cry

[vocal spindle]

The way books work guarantees them to be profitable no matter how good the bettors

[lean dust]

I’m just playing I could care less my brother

Life is good

[tacit knot]

another day of no chalkboard in fl

[still cliff]

yeah im only fun when im a troll sadly

[onyx marten]

If Judge don’t hit a homer chalk everything

[empty moss]

😭

[abstract citrus]

That’s good to know truce? 🤝

[onyx marten]

Depressing stuff man

[empty moss]

I know the real

[empty moss]

It was always Judge and Ohtani.

[vocal spindle]

Trolling is a top tier hobby

[abstract citrus]

What is your issue 😂 I’m dying

Ima save this

[still cliff]

all love bro haha i just troll and move on

[lean dust]

I found out why I didn’t get the better bucks

[empty moss]

why?

[lean dust]

My dumb ass used better bucks to place the bet

[empty moss]

😭

[lean dust]

😂😂😂😂

I’m such a idiot

[onyx marten]

Honestly it’s the Seminole Indian’s faults

[empty moss]

welp

[abstract citrus]

Let’s beat Vegas today 🙉🙊🙈

[empty moss]

just repeat next week

[finite dock]

😭

[empty moss]

😂

[lean dust]

Like dude wtf

[empty moss]

man

could've had

free hundo

free promo

😭

[lean dust]

I ain’t used to not having real money in the account

[still cliff]

yeah for the most part until nobody gives u a reaction u start to just look crazy

[lean dust]

I never really used better like that

😂😂

[tacit knot]

we got nothing bruh.

yep

[vocal spindle]

😭😭😭

[onyx marten]

They own the Hard Rock and yeah.

It’s how they get paid in “reparations” since we “brutally murdered their entire bloodline”

[abstract citrus]

Game hasn’t started yet I’m just getting an early head start

[empty moss]

ngl

cody hitting a homer today

[lean dust]

Same thing with the casinos on there reserve in Minnesota

[empty moss]

he gots to

[lean dust]

They get all the loot

[tacit knot]

they tried taking ud and pp tho

[onyx marten]

I gotta be 21 to use Hard Rock Bets so they put me in a horrible spot

[tacit knot]

they fought hte wrong war

[tacit knot]

^^

[abstract citrus]

But people are so blessed to be from America… shit ain’t even ours

[empty moss]

America is cooked

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/harley-quinn-gum-slips-out-sorry-it-just-slips-out-gif-16188269

[tacit knot]

not if my 32 leg hr slip hits

[onyx marten]

Could be worse

[meager tinsel]

Who's hitting a homer today

[tacit knot]

dinner on me

[empty moss]

😭

[onyx marten]

Judge or I’ll actually cry

[tacit knot]

alvarez
springer
doyle
judge
ohtani

gave u the script

[onyx marten]

Don’t forget Bellinger

[empty moss]

@vocal spindle so like

[tacit knot]

and devers

i forgot

[empty moss]

am I goat

[tacit knot]

god he is so due

[empty moss]

for calling Soler homer against Reynaldo?

[fallow raptor]

Yordan o9.0 fantasy
B Reynolds o1.5 TB
Kikuchi u16.5 PO

This valid?

[onyx marten]

Bros been missing

[tacit knot]

any bet fading kikuchi is perfect

[tacit knot]

i should have added hgim

[abstract citrus]

We’re almost there cuhhhh @vocal spindle

[vocal spindle]

glaze for bringing it back up after I already gave you credit

[empty moss]

😂

[onyx marten]

Keep yapping u almost got it

[bleak tiger]

W

[granite geyser]

🚫 frogclone, that command is disabled in this channel.

[tacit knot]

oh.

[empty moss]

ngl where my rank at

[bleak tiger]

bro is not in #┊🤖・bot-commands

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/yap-yapping-yapping-alert-d1-yapper-gif-2966284959448040517

[onyx marten]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-arguing-guy-talking-to-wall-talking-brick-wall-gif-18667615

[abstract citrus]

I’m working my ass off for this level 40

[abstract citrus]

Keep arguing with me I want this 40

You fucking donation

[vocal spindle]

Bros been nice recently, Hunter brown type switch up. I think he’s got it figured out and he just went over against the Phillies as well. He’s been going 6-7 a lot without even needing his full pitch limit, and Red Sox ain’t the most glorious matchup, but they also ain’t unstoppable either

I just got a good feeling about it

[onyx marten]

Why can u drop the f bomb and I can’t

[vocal spindle]

Pass Andrew

[onyx marten]

That’s so stupid

[abstract citrus]

Fuck

You jealous?

[vocal spindle]

Depends how you use it

[vocal spindle]

I don’t curse in general anyway

[empty moss]

soo

what did he forget to do guys?

[vocal spindle]

Keep talking to get that green lol

[twin socket]

Fuck

[abstract citrus]

I’m friends with the owner of UD that’s why

[onyx marten]

I hate yall man

[vocal spindle]

Nvm they just don’t like you

[empty moss]

😂

[bleak tiger]

frick

[onyx marten]

They censoring me this is against my first amendment rights

[bleak tiger]

on jah

[onyx marten]

Imma sue them for a Judge $100 free square

[abstract citrus]

It’s cause tour white

[twin socket]

Woah

[vocal spindle]

FUDGE

[twin socket]

Now

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/yapping-gif-3664239514826816233

[onyx marten]

Honestly worth it

[abstract citrus]

Me rn

[abstract citrus]

😂😂 I’m white too though so explain

[onyx marten]

YOU explain YOU made the point 💀

[abstract citrus]

Nah you can do that

[bleak tiger]

🤔

[onyx marten]

Valley is that u in ur pfp

[abstract citrus]

Yes

[onyx marten]

Ur sexy ahh

[abstract citrus]

You fw my UD merch?

They made me partner

[twin socket]

He a undercover ud worker

[onyx marten]

You got those glasses ON

[bleak tiger]

he a fed???

[twin socket]

Yea

[abstract citrus]

And what if I’m interested?

[onyx marten]

https://tenor.com/view/shhh-shush-silence-nose-gif-17895433

[bleak tiger]

say gex time

[abstract citrus]

Just gotta wait for the mods to fall asleep and it’s devious discord hoirs

Hours

[twin socket]

Ask Unc

[tacit knot]

horned up

[abstract citrus]

Unc is currently training me to be an unc

[onyx marten]

Why did I naturally read that the way u meant it to be read

I’ll be gay for a free square ngl

[tacit knot]

fr

[abstract citrus]

I just need to be a d1 yapper for the next hour and im green

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-you-mean-by-that-druski-gif-20560325

[abstract citrus]

I’m off work so easy

[onyx marten]

Only thing I love more than women is money

And God

[tacit knot]

give her a ud slip she will change her mind

[onyx marten]

https://tenor.com/view/trump-you-know-it-i-know-it-everybody-knows-it-its-true-gif-24093466

[abstract citrus]

I do pay bills though 😢 why Ms.obada being mean

[onyx marten]

Crazy how Trump gonna be president again

[abstract citrus]

Oh boy brother this a bad take lol

[onyx marten]

Then after Trump we needa get DeSantis

[abstract citrus]

Now I leave this chat ☝🏼 have fun boys

[bleak tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/willsmith-fresh-prince-gif-5207996

[onyx marten]

https://tenor.com/view/who-dat-snoop-gif-15116696

[bleak tiger]

it was over before it started

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/hell-no-gif-5798318147221316045

[vocal spindle]

You got picked?

[onyx marten]

Anything that isn’t Republican or Democrat is statistically a wasted vote that just decreases the odds of your preferred party winning

[vocal spindle]

Kinda zesty

[onyx marten]

Doesn’t even come close to Kanye’s Presidency run

What flag is that I have American education

We do not learn shit abt any modern foreign history

[bleak tiger]

wait ur joking right

[abstract citrus]

Anyone right wing is an embarrassment.

Anyone blocks me for it so be it

[bleak tiger]

does bro not know palestine 😭

[onyx marten]

I’m serious we barely ever learn abt anything other than America

[mint vector]

damn what do the discord leves do?

[onyx marten]

Ik it’s a country dumbass I’m saying we don’t get taught specifics or flags or anything

[onyx marten]

Any “wings” are bad

[bleak tiger]

i’m not calling u stupid bro 🙏

[abstract citrus]

There are no wings

It’s divide and conquer

They divide us like that to make us think we have a choice

[onyx marten]

I mean leaning heavy right and heavy left are equally disastrous

[abstract citrus]

Falling into this fake American dream is disappointing

[onyx marten]

People need to have their own opinions not what’s a popular opinion to have

[abstract citrus]

The government doesn’t care for us. Voting doesn’t matter

Funny watching people believe it still does

[onyx marten]

No government cares abt their people. That’s why America was created and why we are celebrating 4th of July tomorrow

[abstract citrus]

Bro please

No way you believe this

[mental island]

😭

[onyx marten]

Wym believe it it’s historically factual

[sand temple]

Sale bumped to 44.5 wtf💀

[umbral zealot]

only??? cali got $6

[onyx marten]

No way bros this big of a conspiracy theorist

[bleak tiger]

so over

[onyx marten]

California sucks

[abstract citrus]

See I see you don’t know how the world works if you think I’m a conspiracy theorist

[umbral zealot]

nah cali jus got beaches so they charge us crazy

[onyx marten]

Where am I wrong?

[bleak mountain]

The government is keeping aliens inside of Area 51 and are releasing them in 2030 when the Zombie Apocolypse happens.

[umbral zealot]

i’m movin to texas in 10 year fasho

[abstract citrus]

Brother you literally said you wanted trump then desantis. You been wrong since the beginning

[mental island]

Damn

[bleak tiger]

valley ain’t even on conspiracy shit he just spitting common sense

[bleak mountain]

Jimmy Butler will save me from the zombies

[abstract citrus]

Thank you

[bleak mountain]

wasnt he banned

[vocal spindle]

You all do

[onyx marten]

So ur just a bias democrat I’m not even getting political I’m just saying how we celebrate July 4th because we escaped a corrupt government

[vocal spindle]

I thought he like quit bc of something

[bleak mountain]

you dont know joey chesnut

[abstract citrus]

Oh boy here we go.

He thinks I’m a demacrat

I literally told you earlier they are the same thing

You aren’t reading what im saying if the ending your getting is in a leftist

[finite dock]

Joey the throat goat ☠️

[twin socket]

I my opinión they all the same shit

[umbral zealot]

almost 8 dawgs a minutes absurd

[finite dock]

you’re cooked if you take the under

[onyx marten]

I think if u prefer Biden u r 1000% a democrat yes

[abstract citrus]

They are bro!!!

[abstract citrus]

Once again you aren’t reading anything

Can you go through the texts and tell me where I said I want Biden

[finite dock]

@finite dock https://youtu.be/7ZZYFx2HWzY

[onyx marten]

They literally aren’t. The policy making is COMPLETELY different

[tacit knot]

nah

[onyx marten]

Without Trump we’d still have Roe v Wade in place

[abstract citrus]

The policy making?!

[onyx marten]

U factually cannot say there is no difference

[abstract citrus]

Brother you have no clue how the world works

Democrats and republicans are the same EXACT thing

[onyx marten]

You’re yapping bro I just explained myself

[bleak mountain]

@finite dock yoo we got alec burks

[finite dock]

it gets harder the more you eat

[abstract citrus]

There is no left and right!!

[tacit knot]

quick maths

[bleak mountain]

hes a stud

[onyx marten]

Delusion

[finite dock]

he absolutely dominates 38 in 5 minutes

[bleak mountain]

we got a backup sg now @finite dock

[abstract citrus]

Fuck outta my face trumpy.

Racist fuck

[onyx marten]

Aaaand that’s where they get mad lol

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/welp-lame-okay-gif-23101240

[mental island]

Shi getting spicyy

[twin socket]

😭🤣🤣🤣

[onyx marten]

Ur just like the rest of em