┆⚾・baseball

[dense mantle]

WHYYYYYY

[abstract citrus]

I think today is the day to trust Shita

[scarlet crow]

POTD: discord over 138.5 chalked slips today

[bleak mountain]

lakers franchise is cooked for the next 10 years

[finite dock]

we somehow need to acquire a 7’3 rookie from the Balkans

[abstract citrus]

If we counting all sports it’ll be way more lmao

[jaunty crater]

https://tenor.com/view/no-steve-carrell-michael-scott-the-office-gif-5910275

[dense mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/azad-gif-8209328749288042945

[scarlet crow]

Fax I’ll cover half that myself

[bleak mountain]

lakers tryna sign deebo 🤣

[scarlet crow]

Another non shooter

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/deebo-samuel-deebo-chain-49ers-chain-deebo49ers-deebo-samuel-chain-gif-24629098

[bleak mountain]

Another non spacer

rob palinka might be the worst gm in the league

[meager tinsel]

I mean they just got two 40% 3 pt shooters lol

[bleak mountain]

the dude they drafted?

[vocal spindle]

They need to drop Nathaniel Lowe fantasy

[meager tinsel]

Dalton and we signed one undrafted dude a bucket

[scarlet crow]

Bronny gon win 6moty

[bleak mountain]

college hoops

knecht was a steal tho

we coulda used him

[scarlet crow]

Is he good

[vocal spindle]

16th man of the year

[bleak mountain]

i saw his highlights he tuff

[meager tinsel]

Yes certified bucket dropped 40 on Kentucky

[vocal spindle]

Shota under fantasy today?

[finite dock]

1 dollar to 296

[jaunty crater]

1-2 record yesterday let’s try and make it 3/3 today

[scarlet crow]

Let’s see if jj Redick knows how to use him

[bleak mountain]

but i love k love

[meager tinsel]

Need woj to announce Lakers have traded for Lauri or I'ma cry

[vestal sparrow]

you guys like blanco today

[weak stag]

What y’all think?

[scarlet crow]

Who they gon trade

[finite dock]

can’t tell me with a straight face this isn’t hitting 1/294 times

[jaunty crater]

Bronny 4 yr 7.9 mil

[bleak mountain]

no fucking way

[vestal sparrow]

best pitchers today???

[jaunty crater]

Guaranteed and haven’t even played summer league yet lol

[meager tinsel]

They can trade everyone and every pick idc

[scarlet crow]

Oh you desperate desperate

[dense mantle]

What we doing chat

[vocal spindle]

I might book this with Jared jones over PO as that bottom pick

[bleak mountain]

everything to make the goat happy

[dense mantle]

UD GIVE US A PROMO!

[vocal spindle]

@finite dock where’s the fliff picks

[jaunty crater]

I mean he was the 55th pick but that’s chump change to bronny lol

[meager tinsel]

But if he hoops that's gone be a steal of a contract lol

[dense mantle]

Edward

Sale it is

[coarse elbow]

Dat slip nice asf

[dense mantle]

@finite dock

[jaunty crater]

Definitely

[bleak mountain]

bronny went into cardiac arrest right ?

[scarlet crow]

UD give us a discount or we’re all leaving (I’m not leaving im addicted)

[meager tinsel]

Yea

[dense mantle]

Ahhh that makes me feel better now

[bleak mountain]

The jazz roster rn is so ass

Lauri is saving their franchise

[vocal spindle]

Preesh

[bleak mountain]

colin sexton pra was a money machine

[jaunty crater]

He lost a set wtf he was +600 to lose one that’s crazy

[meager tinsel]

Why do people think Utah is gonna get a shit load of picks for Lauri he's in the final year of his contract this ain't bridges being locked up for multiple years lol

[dense mantle]

Imagine taking the other guy +475 for a set

[vocal spindle]

I remember when Kikuchi was an ace at the start of the season lol

[bleak mountain]

cause hes a franchise player

[finite dock]

fliff needs to give me my money 😫

[dense mantle]

TEAMS WILL HAVE TO OVERPAY FOR LAURI

[jaunty crater]

A damn bag was made 😂😭😭

[meager tinsel]

Yeah but nobody is trading 5 picks for a possible rental

[dense mantle]

Take a day

[abstract citrus]

My fault I was getting dressed n shit @finite dock what legs yall go

Got

[finite dock]

I’m impatient

[bleak mountain]

who trading 5 picks for lauri?

[scarlet crow]

Ootd

[abstract citrus]

My work uniform….

[dense mantle]

Warriors and kings are in talks

[abstract citrus]

Bet

[jaunty crater]

The warriors about to do it rn

[scarlet crow]

McDonald’s uniform 🔥

[bleak mountain]

Warriors do everything but get a center

[abstract citrus]

Fuck you 😂😂 hell nah

[scarlet crow]

Rebuild

[bleak mountain]

Warriors franchise is cooked

trade curry for picks and rebuild

[scarlet crow]

Trade Steph and delete the team

[dense mantle]

God no

There attendance would hit rock bottom

[abstract citrus]

Honestly ima just do orioles ML

@finite dock

[dense mantle]

Then they wouldn’t be able to afford that arena

[finite dock]

damn, had to stare at “HOT MILFS IN YOUR AREA” and “Anna is single and near you” just for my slip to chalk 😭🙏

[abstract citrus]

I trust it and they been hitting when I do it

[dense mantle]

Kremer gonna cream on ur ml

[abstract citrus]

☹️ please no

[bleak mountain]

maneee

curry is the goat

[dense mantle]

First game back he’s gonna be on pc

[bleak mountain]

buddy hield next splash brother????

[abstract citrus]

I’m Ngl. This is what ima be wearing if shit don’t go right

[scarlet crow]

Lemme get anna number

[dense mantle]

He’s washed

[bleak mountain]

Just like klay

[dense mantle]

(I still wanted Klay on the lakers)

[bleak mountain]

hes gonna get wide open shots tho

[finite dock]

😭

[dense mantle]

Lmaooooo kremer

Gonna get creamed

[civic epoch]

cubs ML

[bleak mountain]

that woulda been crazy

[scarlet crow]

Imagine carrying a child for 9 months and naming him Gilbert

[dense mantle]

Couldn’t be me

[scarlet crow]

Ok Eric

[bleak mountain]

Im naming my kid Gilbert now

[abstract citrus]

If you not feeling it. It’s good but ima take it

[scarlet crow]

What y’all naming your kid

[dense mantle]

Sound like a terrorist ngl fam

[abstract citrus]

Yeaaa atleast your name is unique

Gilbert terrible

[finite dock]

Shohei Ohtani

after he hit that homer last night

[vocal spindle]

What’s y’all’s favorite plays today?

[scarlet crow]

Please don’t do that to him

[abstract citrus]

Gunnar Henderson

[scarlet crow]

What’s the worst name of all time

[bleak mountain]

Nah'Shon Bones Hyland

[dense mantle]

My name is Eric 🌚

[abstract citrus]

Kieth

[bleak mountain]

timmy

[pearl spire]

Tanner

[bleak mountain]

🤢

[scarlet crow]

Bartholemue

[bleak mountain]

alright

[dense mantle]

Cody

[bleak mountain]

ode

[abstract citrus]

Nah on some real shit I like the name Damien. If I have a son I’d do that

[scarlet crow]

Obada

[bleak mountain]

Hispanic parents wanted my name to be diff

[dense mantle]

You watch ab????

[scarlet crow]

Nah

[bleak mountain]

ass

[scarlet crow]

Ima name my son dick

[dense mantle]

Tf is a Shota

[vestal sparrow]

dequavion

[finite dock]

any name that’s spelled horribly wrong to be original

[abstract citrus]

I’d name my kid Kakarot fuck it

[pearl spire]

Hunter the worst name

[scarlet crow]

Ima name my kid squidward. Boy or girl idc

[abstract citrus]

I’m sorry I do that😂

[dense mantle]

I’ve only slept 6 hours the last 2 nights

[scarlet crow]

W sleep schedule

[bleak mountain]

richard might be the worst name oat

[abstract citrus]

It’s definitely Kieth bro

[scarlet crow]

Nah 6 hours in 2 days is wild tho

[bleak mountain]

brotha what

[scarlet crow]

?????

[pearl spire]

Tanner is the worst by far

[bleak mountain]

Hunter

[abstract citrus]

My friends little cousin name is tanner should I end him?

[bleak mountain]

Imagine your last name being dick

[pearl spire]

I can already see what he looks like

[dense mantle]

🌚

[scarlet crow]

How much y’all sleep a day

[bleak mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/gradey-dick-gradey-gradey-kick-kansas-kansas-toronto-gif-12281665184002883279

[abstract citrus]

That’s terrible

[dense mantle]

Not enough

I’m in chat till 4 am everyday

[bleak mountain]

Every kid named Tanner wears a snapback

[pearl spire]

Like 6 hours but I haven’t gone to sleep earlier than 3 am I be grinding on 2k

[dense mantle]

And get no bitches

[scarlet crow]

Nggas still play 2K?

[dense mantle]

I miss the old 2k grind

[sand temple]

Chris sale legacy game

[pearl spire]

Yea 2k I’m js done with madden

[dense mantle]

Lmaoooo

[bleak mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/gambling-addiction-gif-19978258

1-800-GAMBLER

[scarlet crow]

How tf y’all got parlay money with no job 😭

[pearl spire]

I used to be on the game all day 2k20 and 21

[finite dock]

😭

[patent moon]

Ronel Or Bello??👀 both 4.5ks

[scarlet crow]

Who watching that new demon slayer

[vocal spindle]

Was the twins Valley’s pick?

[bleak mountain]

Im a millionaire

[finite dock]

been out for the last 8 weeks 😭

[scarlet crow]

Is it good

[abstract citrus]

I respect it

[scarlet crow]

???

[finite dock]

short but sweet

last arc will come out in 3 movies

yeah, 8 episodes only

[vocal spindle]

Best batters today?

[finite dock]

Ohtani Judge HR nuke 🔥

[bleak mountain]

elly homer is a 4.5x

good value

[vocal spindle]

I’m not taking any homers

[abstract citrus]

https://x.com/baseballquotes1/status/1808486505796493680?s=46&t=IRN4lMtP0G0YXG3y-R1r-Q

He wasn’t ready for Ohtani prime time

Baseball Quotes (@BaseballQuotes1) on X

Little kid got SMOKED by an Ohtani home run

Twitter · Jul 3, 2024, 1:02 PM

https://tenor.com/view/la-dodgers-shohei-ohtani-dodgers-lets-go-dodgers-dodgers-win-gif-6196467597635388977

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/shohei-shoheiohtani-dodgers-bleedblue-la-gif-7759223790481998711

[abstract citrus]

HE WASNT READYYYY

NOOOOO

https://tenor.com/view/no-nope-nah-not-he-wasnt-real-gif-17650844

[thorn lantern]

Ya like?

[abstract citrus]

I can’t lie Ohtani is a fire last name

[dense mantle]

@finite dock

[fast berry]

Holy shit that little kid took one to the dome

[dense mantle]

Nah

Never had that one

[vocal spindle]

Deciding not to gatekeep bc yall prolly won’t like the slip anyways

[dense mantle]

Lmao they don’t got that down here in ga

[abstract citrus]

Kissin I hope they caught us 🤫

[dense mantle]

Play of the day?!????

[vocal spindle]

If I had to pick one it would be Nathaniel Lowe but I don’t think I got a POTD today

Nothing feels POTD worthy

[dense mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/no-the-office-michael-scott-scream-gif-16929305

[vocal spindle]

With my POTDs I try to stay away from the major obvious lines like sale fantasy and wheeler fantasy. More discreet picks that I feel have crazy value but lines look sharp today

[dense mantle]

Yea I’m not taking either of those lmao. So much can go wrong quick

WE???????

I WAS FLEECED

[devout condor]

8.0 on PP

[vocal spindle]

Davis Daniel a sleeper pick

[dense mantle]

Thought you meant UD

[vocal spindle]

He’s super efficient with his pc

[abstract citrus]

Let’s get this free line up

[dense mantle]

Who tf plays for push potential

[dense mantle]

Free entry worth $20 or to win $20

[abstract citrus]

I’m Ngl sometimes I’d prefer to lose money than break even.

[abstract citrus]

Free entry worth $20

[lunar patio]

jaren duran over fantasy lock it

[dense mantle]

Yk scam picks tried to finesse

[abstract citrus]

Ehh not really. They said it can be a goblin one so I consider that easy

I put this

[dense mantle]

Ppl are gonna spam goblins for the promo

That’s a win for scam picks

[vocal spindle]

Davis Daniel last 4 games in the mlb: 8 innings 99 pitches, 1 inning 3 pitches (relief), 2 innings 16 pitches (relief), 5 innings 61 pitches (relief)

Has a .118 batting average allowed against Oakland

[abstract citrus]

Either way people betting just gotta get the right lines

[sand temple]

Sale under 43.5?

[abstract citrus]

This man knows ball^ I got him on one of my slips

[vocal spindle]

🤝

[dense mantle]

Relief games don’t count lmao. It’s a difference starting

[vocal spindle]

I got work tonight as well

[vocal spindle]

When you have 4 career games, relief pitch history matters

[jaunty crater]

Where?

[vocal spindle]

Especially when you continued the trend in your start

[dense mantle]

Not betting someone’s over for basically their first start

[dense mantle]

Actually depends on who their facing

[vocal spindle]

I considered taking rengifo today

[dense mantle]

Indeed

[jaunty crater]

https://tenor.com/view/barnhart-tim-tim-b-tim-barnhart-lets-go-gif-16288165

[vocal spindle]

I did it with tobi, did it with cannon, did it with skenes, they all cashed second start as well

[abstract citrus]

I put in my slips earlier does anyone know if they count towards promo

[vocal spindle]

They drop that promo after I already placed my slips

[abstract citrus]

Gay

[vocal spindle]

Ugh

[scarlet crow]

Wait what’s the promo

[abstract citrus]

Let’s cook up @finite dock @vocal spindle

[vocal spindle]

Now I gotta depo

[flint juniper]

Right

[empty moss]

should I depo...

ngl

I haven't been on UD in a couple of days

😂

[abstract citrus]

I’m with it

[dense mantle]

Skenes was the #1 prospect lmao that’s different

[vocal spindle]

Tobias Myers, Jonathan cannon?

DJ Herz

[dense mantle]

I have no clue who those are.

Yea he just sold unc

That’s how I heard of him

[vocal spindle]

Exactly, and they all cashed their second start, following the same trend of their relief pitching and first start

[dense mantle]

GOODLUCK BUDDY

[abstract citrus]

My leg @finite dock @vocal spindle

[dense mantle]

He cashed his first start chalked the next one

[vocal spindle]

No he didn’t

He cashed like his first 4 starts

[finite dock]

why does my back hurt, am I reaching Unc status? 😭

[dense mantle]

My fault it wasn’t the next one but yk what I meant unc thought he found a sleeper

Then got sold

[finite dock]

@scarlet crow ☠️

[scarlet crow]

Let’s goooo promo!!!

Where the mlb plays

[amber wren]

is this safe

[vocal spindle]

He cashed my potd like 3 games in a row and then I backed off bc I knew it wasn’t sustainable

[dense mantle]

Aren’t you smart

[finite dock]

@finite dock @abstract citrus send whatever you guys cook up

need it for the hotdog promo 👨‍🍳

[amber wren]

What u think about this

[mint bramble]

How we fuckin doing boys

[finite dock]

I don’t want to triple down on Gilbert and Abrams 😭

[dense mantle]

Good but fuck the giants bruv

[amber wren]

lmfao so ur saying it’s a safe play

[thorn lantern]

Only keeping one hitter for LAA fantasy is nasty works 😐

[amber wren]

considering u doubled down already

[mint bramble]

I got more plays then phil jackson get in with me

[abstract citrus]

Let it ride

[finite dock]

I’m letting it ride

[scarlet crow]

Wait it has to be a 3 pick?

No I’m asking

[finite dock]

it says any MLB slip $5+

[scarlet crow]

Can it be lower payout?

[empty moss]

for promo

lol

should be 2 dnps

😂😂

[dense mantle]

@scarlet crow why so many questions

[scarlet crow]

I wanna make sure I’m doing it right???

[forest cave]

Anybody else withdrawal still pending?

[empty moss]

but if not I don’t see them going over

[civic inlet]

Prizpicks and Underdog doing MLB specials, somethin not right 😂

[tacit knot]

all unders

[scarlet crow]

Everyone about to sell

[dense mantle]

They need to recoup some money

[civic inlet]

😂😂 $5 max all im doin fa sho

[scarlet crow]

Fax everyone was hitting yesterday

[vocal spindle]

@finite dock @abstract citrus I’m doing Trevor Roger’s PO

[lavish island]

@finite dock I tailed yall im tired of losing

[scarlet crow]

Let’s all do the same play for the promo so we can sweat together

[finite dock]

I did $10 so I have some extra for the great glizzy gobble if it hits

[dense mantle]

That’s what tailing is called

[vocal spindle]

My slip for the promo

[scarlet crow]

Send the link

[dense mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-yes-bank-money-cash-meme-funny-gif-22727448

[thorn lantern]

No one like Chris sale?

[stiff matrix]

Bro PP bumped sale down to 43

[finite dock]

a lot of people took Sale

[stiff matrix]

that shit was at like 44.5

[finite dock]

I took his PO

[stiff matrix]

am I cooked?

[finite dock]

nah

[dense mantle]

You took it?

[stiff matrix]

I took 43

earlier tho

[vocal spindle]

Sent

[dense mantle]

It was like 41 on UD

Or even lower

[stiff matrix]

Ik It got bumped

[vocal spindle]

Nah

[thorn lantern]

Damn I got at 43.5

[dense mantle]

What was it

[scarlet crow]

Let’s ride @vocal spindle

Just quit

[vocal spindle]

Sale was released at 42.5 this morning

[vocal spindle]

🤝

[lavish island]

Altatuve in prize pick is 8.5

[finite dock]

🔥

[dense mantle]

Actually 39.5 🤷🏾‍♂️

[vocal spindle]

Show it

[abstract citrus]

What hours you work today?

[vocal spindle]

Bc I spam refreshed and when lines dropped this morning I got it at release at 42.5

[scarlet crow]

W bf

[vocal spindle]

Wheeler was the 39.5 this morning not sale

[dense mantle]

Unc secured value

[copper epoch]

Wheeler was 36 sale 39

[thorn lantern]

Ya like Vladimir fantasy?

[abstract citrus]

Right when games start 😢

[dense mantle]

@vocal spindle

[vocal spindle]

No way

[dense mantle]

Facts

[dense mantle]

Yep

[scarlet crow]

That ain’t bad

[vocal spindle]

I was in the gc with unc and we sent it at the same time

😭😭

[dense mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/solluminati-artist-thats-tough-tuff-tough-gif-17917210

[vocal spindle]

I literally spam refreshed from 7:50 to 8:30

[dense mantle]

Waiting 40 minutes and still not beating bumps is crazy

[thorn lantern]

Lmao I belive it from your pfp😂

[vocal spindle]

The release system is ridiculous I’m ngl

[thorn lantern]

In a good way 😂

[vocal spindle]

I’ve had this pfp since middle school.

[dense mantle]

🤣

[vocal spindle]

I don’t care to change it

[finite dock]

☠️

https://tenor.com/view/mcdonalds-mcdonalds-worker-mcdonalds-employee-gif-25564101

[vocal spindle]

I don’t got og pic no more

[sand temple]

I actually might take sale under 43.5

[thorn lantern]

lol I had to change mines rn 😂

[thorn lantern]

Can you give a logical reason why?

[marble mirage]

😂

[dense mantle]

Lmao not good enough

[dense mantle]

Bc a lot would have to go right

I really don’t care lmao. As long as he goes 6innings

[scarlet crow]

Research doesn’t work

[dense mantle]

Lmao nah you’re fcking with me

[thorn lantern]

lol I’m starting to belive MLB have concrete hitters

[sand temple]

Not logical response but it’s too high.

[dense mantle]

Facts after you robbed em

[tropic dome]

best bet is to invest in those dfs apps

[dense mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/will-smith-awwww-sad-cry-down-on-knees-gif-12705139

[thorn lantern]

I just have a set of hitters , and I checked if they been doing good on PP and the record of the team they playing no research needed

[dense mantle]

All about the statistics and matchups

Sample size too small

It also depends on what side batter and what hand pitcher

[thorn lantern]

Let’s be real if a player like that - if they got 1-2 bad games they gunna bounce back

[dense mantle]

Most left side batters hate lhp

[bleak mountain]

fuck you

nooo

youtube vidoes are all scams

[dense mantle]

Just don’t buy shit. It’s too many free websites with the data

[abstract citrus]

And I need you

And I miss you

And nowwww I wonderrrrr

This shit hitting

[bleak mountain]

its not that hard

[finite dock]

🤣🔥

[bleak mountain]

u just have to

look

[dense mantle]

Where’s the remixed version with ace

[finite dock]

bro 😭 I can’t listen to the original without expecting the beat to come in

[abstract citrus]

Got you rn

[thorn lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/feel-the-music-doggface208-420doggface208-groovy-freestyle-dancing-gif-20415607

[lean dust]

Day one

[lean dust]

Day two

[thorn lantern]

You did all that?

[lean dust]

Ya man it’s what I do for work

[thorn lantern]

Nahh that’s tough

[dense mantle]

YESSIR UNC

MAKE THE BREAD

[devout condor]

Promo

[dense mantle]

9-5 pays the 6-8

[lean dust]

Why I make over 100k a year with side jobs with retirement and benefits

Can’t make good money doing easy work

For the most part

😂

[dense mantle]

Tell your wife to have dinner ready when you get home

[scarlet crow]

Throw 100k on a 8 man

[lean dust]

You know it, only worked 6 hours today but u know I’m writing down 8 💪

[stiff matrix]

Sale over locked

[lean dust]

I gotta mow the lawn when I get home 😂

[scarlet crow]

W scammer

[lean dust]

Bro I dream about doing crazy bets

[dense mantle]

FUCK

[thorn lantern]

That’s tough 10k away from 100k annually 🙏🏾

[scarlet crow]

If I made 100k and my girl didn’t work she better have the house spotless at all times

[thorn lantern]

This is so true

[lean dust]

U will get there in no time my brother get trucking 💪

[dense mantle]

I’m only at 2/3 of that 😓

[lean dust]

I gotta work a shit Ton of side work to get over 100k

[scarlet crow]

What kinda side work you do?

[lean dust]

I also make around 80-90 k a year with my day job depending on how busy it is that year

[thorn lantern]

You got time trust me ✅

[scarlet crow]

I’m only at half that🥲

[dense mantle]

Facts lmao I’m only 22

[lean dust]

I mud basements and garages of peoples homes, same thing I do at work during day just at people’s houses

[dense mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/sike-sikes-gif-25526664

[scarlet crow]

Sounds difficult

[thorn lantern]

I’m 27 - give it a year or two you’ll be seeing it in now time

[lean dust]

Everything is difficult until u learn it

Like riding a bike

[scarlet crow]

27 making 100k is crazy 🔥🔥

[bleak mountain]

Where the promo at?

[lean dust]

I’ve thought about it but I’m set with benefits and retirement

[thorn lantern]

Currently at work trying to make my tickets

[jaunty crater]

https://youtu.be/AANGOLLM1zA?si=JzBxq1NxHQzybFcr

[lean dust]

I’ve been making this last two years and I’m 28

Good shit @thorn lantern

[marble mirage]

im trying to find a job rn

[bleak mountain]

damn unc

[thorn lantern]

It’s sounds tough but after taxes , it’s a shit show imo

[lean dust]

Got into the union at 22

[scarlet crow]

If you smart with your money you can retire early fasho

[lean dust]

Been telling u guys last two weeks

[lean dust]

I’m retiring when I’m 55

[scarlet crow]

@ IRS

[jaunty crater]

Nah scorekeepers was od back in the 90s boosting stats like crazy for MJ Stockton etc

[scarlet crow]

They still do that today

[lean dust]

Side jobs are all cash to

[scarlet crow]

I need to find a side job

[lean dust]

Garages I get around 2 grand basements 3-4 grand

[scarlet crow]

Might start Doordash again

[jaunty crater]

Not anymore

[lean dust]

Doing a small basement in downtown Minneapolis making 2K

[thorn lantern]

Or keep adding to your index fund and life insurance to profit more in the next 10-15 years

[lean dust]

Straight cash no taxes

[scarlet crow]

I got some money in Bitcoin

[bleak mountain]

lebron james is an AI

[lean dust]

Two years ago I saved up all my side work and me and the wife went to Hawaii for ten days

Cost me 14 grand tho

[thorn lantern]

I’ll advise index it’s more stable and you can build while you go

[scarlet crow]

Does your girl work too?

[scarlet crow]

What about the S&P?

[lean dust]

Yes hotel and air fair was 7 grand spent the rest doing shit there

[lean dust]

My woman makes the same as I do working 25 hours a week as a waitress

Pays to look good

[scarlet crow]

Wtf

[lean dust]

Just being honest

Ya it’s crazy

[scarlet crow]

Women got it easy

[lean dust]

She comes home with 200-500 a day in cash tips In 4-5 hours

Works 4 days a week

Then picks up shifts on weekend when needed

[thorn lantern]

That’s part of the index fund it basically aligns your investments in stocks from the sp500 and the other to markets as well

[lean dust]

Ya man 1500$ to go zip lining 2 grand to go snorkeling and 3 grand for helicopter ride around the island

Then eating and drinking and gas and everything ekse

Else

[thorn lantern]

Even though it takes a while you can see this is better to have per month then keeping in a saving account

[hazy rain]

Anyone got any fire two mans

[lean dust]

We tried to move out there but houses the size of a trailer cost over 400 k

[bleak mountain]

john stockton is a fraud

[lean dust]

And this way two years ago

[scarlet crow]

I been putting in 100 a week in s&p for a while

[thorn lantern]

Lmaooo I felt this ! This how I felt in Tulum 😂😂😂😂

[thorn lantern]

Your ahead of the game ✅

[lean dust]

I don’t want to flood it with pictures but was beautiful

Was worth every penny

Goofy looking effer I know

😂😂😂

[abstract citrus]

Now we know what dom look like

[bleak mountain]

Unc cheesing

[abstract citrus]

Ain’t no way you pushing 30 why you lying?

[lean dust]

My step dad always said I got a goofy smile

[thorn lantern]

Definitly blessed 🙏🏾

[abstract citrus]

Bro a solid 26

[lean dust]

Proof

😂

[abstract citrus]

I don’t believe

[vocal spindle]

Happy for you dawg

[abstract citrus]

Your a solid 26 not 29

[lean dust]

Thanks brother

[scarlet crow]

Y’all acting like 29 old

[thorn lantern]

Best feeling ✅

[lean dust]

I know man I hated it in highschool

Love it now

[abstract citrus]

Nobody is. He just doesn’t look 29

[bleak mountain]

@finite dock look like he 35

[lean dust]

Thanks my man can’t complain no doubt

All the time even with my 7 year old with me it’s like wtf

U think I had him at 14 or something

[bleak mountain]

😭

[formal cedar]

what yall doing for the promo?

[lean dust]

That’s back when my skinny ass actually had abbs

Feeling older looking at pics

😂

[scarlet crow]

Life motto

[chrome jasper]

For that promo junt can it be a nrfi lay or does it have to be like single player mlb bets?

[abstract citrus]

Another shot of whiskey can’t stop looking at the dooorrrrr

[scarlet crow]

What’s the secret to looking young

[lean dust]

Red lobster unc

I was burnt up

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[formal cedar]

i mean like the mlb pickem entry

[lean dust]

Grab the sun screen

[lean dust]

Grab it

[hazy rain]

What yall think about those rivals

[formal cedar]

what did you lock for it?

[abstract citrus]

This*^^^ SUN SCREEN will have you still looking young asl

[lean dust]

I didn’t wear it the first day there was trying to catch a tan. I regretted it so bad the next day, brother.

[abstract citrus]

Shit actually helps keep your skin young when your always in the heat

[lean dust]

I said I’m Lebanese I don’t burn

Fuck I was burning up

[meager tinsel]

50 cent to 500 dream 😂 shit ain't hitting but I can dream

[rare mulch]

Sheesh everytime I take a break from UD they drop discounts lol

[meager tinsel]

That's how they get u lol

[rare mulch]

Looks solid

Oh lord Shota been selling me idk if I should go under or fade

Bro might go off

[meager tinsel]

I might retire for a week if I flip 50 cent into 500 dollars lol

[unique hare]

I turned 11 into 500 yesterday and donated 120 of it today

Fun

[meager tinsel]

That's why I'ma take a break if it hits cuz I know I'll fuck around and donate half back if I don't 😂

[unique hare]

Fuck yeah made 600 total thought i was a god and boom humbled

But nukes tho

[rare mulch]

Knowing me I’d drop the whole 600 on a play

[unique hare]

8 man hr slip

[rare mulch]

Go big or go home

[unique hare]

*go homeless

[rare mulch]

😂😂😂👏

[bleak mountain]

micheal jordan is a fraud

[rare mulch]

😂😂😂

[rare mulch]

Dat was random

[abstract citrus]

Bro was on the ground clapping his hands

[bleak mountain]

his dpoy wasnt deserved

[rare mulch]

Think I seen a documentary on that

[bleak mountain]

Nigga as heat fans we have to say lebron is the goat

[rare mulch]

Scottie Puppen

Pip*^

[bleak mountain]

lebron brought us 2 championships

[rare mulch]

Lebron is the best OAT

[bleak mountain]

oh fs

dwade might be better than jordan 🤷🏿‍♂️

[scarlet crow]

What’s better subway or Jimmy johns

[bleak mountain]

even kobe

if u think harden is better than dwade you dont know ball

[rare mulch]

Since winning 6 slips in a row I am not 0-13 since Saturday

I didn’t bet Monday

[bleak mountain]

celtics fans won a chip and dont know how to act

[lean dust]

Went wild to get the free entry lol

Eff it slip don’t tail

[bleak mountain]

books saying mikolas getting shelled

[scarlet crow]

Best ice cream flavor?

[bleak mountain]

is mikolas getting shelled

[coarse elbow]

My fckin man

[bleak mountain]

how do i get the heat icon

next to my name

[scarlet crow]

Big W

[bleak mountain]

bruh where

tyty

[bleak mountain]

The Goat

I got his jersey on my wall shi tuff

[scarlet crow]

Who y’all talking prime Wade or harden

[bleak mountain]

wade

[rare mulch]

Isn’t it 3man?

[bleak mountain]

has harden ever led his team to a finals?

[scarlet crow]

Bruh harden had one of the best seasons ever

[bleak mountain]

06 wade

[pearl portal]

lmao offensively is easily harden

[bleak mountain]

were not talking onlyoffensively tho

all around

[lunar patio]

nobody on sale?

[lean dust]

Just says minimum five dollars double check for me though. I’m driving on the way home.

[rare mulch]

Ok let me look

[lean dust]

Thanks, brother

[lunar patio]

nobody on sale?

[bleak mountain]

id rather have dwade on my team than harden

[rare mulch]

Oh yeah your right @lean dust

[rare mulch]

Tryna figure out the same

[lean dust]

Let’s go don’t need to make another lol

[bleak mountain]

he got bumped like crazy

i faded

[rare mulch]

Idk if I wanna run sale

[lean dust]

Go sale and wheeler

[rare mulch]

Giants been fuccing these guys up

Only bc sale is bumped

43.5

[bleak mountain]

its crazy deadass like a min after fantasy dropped they got bumped like 4 points

[lean dust]

Legit 30 seconds

[rare mulch]

Shi crazy

[lunar patio]

nvm sf did light up glasnow and paxton lmfao

[scarlet crow]

They watching the chat

[lean dust]

Right after I make my slips

[lunar patio]

ima use it for my $5 shi

[lunar patio]

holy bump wtf

[pearl portal]

dang wheeler all the way at 39.5 now

[lean dust]

Big bump

[lunar patio]

ian kno it was that bad ☠️

[rare mulch]

James is lefty but obviously James is no where near sales level but idk I don’t think it’s worth the bump

Braves prolly won even win smh

[lunar patio]

39-43

[rare mulch]

Clearly can’t hit with sale on the mound

[amber wren]

Let’s cash baby

[tranquil laurel]

Do all the picks in an entry have to be mlb for the promo

[rare mulch]

Gavin Williams Ks Looks amazing to me ngl

[charred leaf]

lol Wade all day

[tropic dome]

so if i put 50 on a mlb 2 man i’ll still get the promo or the max is 5

okay good

[pearl portal]

would yall still take sale at 43?

[rare mulch]

Last time I did he cashed but I wouldn’t vs this matchup

[lunar patio]

yalll sleeping on gavin williams

[rare mulch]

🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

Alr got him

[lunar patio]

yessir

took them k’s

[rare mulch]

Fr😂

Idk should I play wheeler at the bump

39.5

Don’t think it’s bad

[lunar patio]

i just did 5 on it

for promo

[rare mulch]

Dk why I feel like he can get this easily

1.5x too

[bleak mountain]

this is for

orioles pitcher

to go over 3.5 hits

should i take the bump on ud

[forest cave]

I can’t stop making picks

Yesterday I posted this no body probably ain’t even tail

This what I got for today

[thorn lantern]

I ain’t see it next time dm me 😵‍💫

[forest cave]

Hit this too

[thorn lantern]

Tailing with $30

[bleak mountain]

higoshika is a steal

[forest cave]

Whatever floats your boat

[forest cave]

Yeah he been on a run

Dylan cease banned for the rest of the season

This one is my most confident I chose the lower stats to best props and put more money on it

[hard mist]

Rogers over 2.5 runs 🤔

[tiny topaz]

So to get the promo it has to be mlb picks only 5$?

Can it be a 2-man

[bleak mountain]

yes

[jaunty crater]

Should I tail just for the fun of it lol

[abstract citrus]

That boy got the fibromyalgia

[jaunty crater]

I don’t even know bro I don’t know these ppl 😂😭

Just might throw 5 on it and pray it hits

[stiff turret]

7 is so low

I can prolly eat 7 dogs

[thorn lantern]

If chestnut not in it I’m not betting 😂

[jaunty crater]

She a lil pretty jawn I doubt she eating 7 glizzys I may be wrong tho

[jaunty crater]

They banned him for promoting vegan hotdogs 😭😭

[stiff turret]

Like this is his event

And you banned him

Cringe

[thorn lantern]

Lmaooo crazy he got banned for being healthy 😂

[stiff turret]

The og glizzy guzzler

[finite dock]

Joey Chestnut over is a 🔒

[sly smelt]

how they gon ban the goat 😂

[finite dock]

had to ban him or we would’ve made too much 😫

[thorn lantern]

Imma ask her if she got room for a burnt one 😂😂

[finite dock]

wild ☠️

[rocky berry]

ay does nfris/mlbcombo count toward the hot dog unlock??

[jaunty crater]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-wild-jake-sirtag-sirtagcr-youre-crazy-gif-17885100

[bleak mountain]

why does the board look so ass

[thorn lantern]

She knew what she was doing 😂😂, ain’t no way she eating more than 3-4 she just wanna promote her OF

[bleak mountain]

colin rea under hits the move

[pure saddle]

Why can’t I send pictures in here

[bleak mountain]

cause you a bitch

[pure saddle]

Nvm false alarm

[jaunty crater]

Yeah she really just wanted to do that to start up her OF lol

[pure saddle]

You can’t be talkkin bout yo self like dat….

[thorn lantern]

https://x.com/elsafanpage/status/1757947637880484205?s=12

Hot Celeb Pics (@ElsaFanpage) on X

Paige Spiranac

Twitter · Feb 15, 2024, 1:59 AM

[bleak mountain]

im trolling chillll

[thorn lantern]

@jaunty crater

She ain’t wanna be in the contest at all 😂😂

[pure saddle]

Am I green

[jaunty crater]

Man hell nah that under a lock for sure

[thorn lantern]

Deadass 😂😂😂

[chrome rock]

Long ahh parlay

I be doing 2 legs with my scared ass

[lean dust]

For tonight’s warzone sesh 💪

[chrome rock]

That flavor is fire bro

Whenever i travel i get that shit its gas

[lean dust]

Dangerously good

[chrome rock]

yeah bro

10x better than red bull or any other drink brand

[lean dust]

I got addicted for awhile I had to quit for like 6 months

Legit taste like fruit punch u drank as a kid

[chrome rock]

red bull tastes like ass i feel like it depends

[lean dust]

Now I drink them here n there

[chrome rock]

yeah like the huge hawaiian fruit punch jug

[solar tulip]

Ass good tho

😂😂

[lean dust]

Ya man, rockstar fruit punch def best tasting energy drink around

[chrome rock]

😭

if yall ever had this flavor this is gas too

[junior aspen]

Sale against the Giants…

I’m a Giants fan so I can’t bet higher on Sale today

[vital orchid]

Thoughts on those 3?

[finite dock]

how I felt yesterday about Bobby Miller o1.5 ER

[junior aspen]

Did you bet it anyway?

[stiff turret]

I like the starburst and skittles ones

[tacit knot]

trevor rodgers giving up a devers hr so i agree

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/chief-keef-nah-rowdy-dance-happy-gif-14753397

[bleak mountain]

i need shita

to play good

[abstract citrus]

Shita gonna become shota today

I believe

I got him on a 2 man

[bleak mountain]

i need a no hitter

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/shota-imanaga-chicago-cubs-shocked-wow-shocked-face-gif-15476726052319877966

[bleak mountain]

i fw this

[abstract citrus]

I like that

https://tenor.com/view/chief-keef-pata-pilas-patty-gif-25017158

[bleak mountain]

i got these before they were turned into a fixed payout

[jaunty crater]

Y’all like Wheeler o 7k?

Judge fantasy getting bumped as soon as I was gonna lock in this slip lol

[thorn lantern]

I ain’t see no one put Bryan Reynolds in thier picks

[bleak mountain]

cause hes ass

[thorn lantern]

He had bad week , blues def gunna hit today 😂

[vocal spindle]

Rogers been good recently

[bleak mountain]

whos going yard tdy

[quiet pendant]

Jose Ramirez

[valid mortar]

FP so spotty

[thorn lantern]

Yesterday was his first time without a home run against them

[coarse elbow]

Well I would say Gunnar going yard cuz he due but man he been iffy

[bleak mountain]

i fw this

[thorn lantern]

I’m looking at the baseball stat sheet like I know how to read it 😂😂

[quiet pendant]

Idk why but I can guess homers so well

[valid mortar]

lmao

[coarse elbow]

Whatcha think abt ozuna🤔

[quiet pendant]

I was walking into the break room othani was up to bat I said home run he hit one I walked straight out 💀

[forest cave]

Here

[bleak mountain]

im thinking

luis robert jr

and ramirez

are going yard

[coarse elbow]

I already got them in a slip🤣

[bleak mountain]

fuck shota might get lit up tdy

[thorn lantern]

My line up for baseball is always :

Jose Ramirez
Aaron judge
Gunnar Henderson
Shohei ohtani
Freddie freeman
Vladimir
Pete Alonso

[quiet pendant]

Ima say somebody on Gunnar team

So ima say Santander 💀

[knotty aspen]

can u use combos only for the hot dog special?

[craggy pendant]

For the record win or lose, but i like it

[bleak mountain]

👀

[coarse elbow]

I’d do bohm honestly for a hr

[quiet pendant]

I predicted a yorbomb yesterday

[coarse elbow]

Imagine you had ohtani n judge in there

[bleak mountain]

bohm hit a hr like 2 days ago

[unkempt agate]

Soto walks isn’t at a reduced payout he might just go yard today

[quiet pendant]

Man right

And tbh I had no faith in that slip because of yordan

[craggy pendant]

Blanco good for 4 Ks?

[quiet pendant]

That’s why I put insurance

[bleak mountain]

wind in wringley bouta go crazy

[frosty kettle]

(Terrible Payout But If You Put $5 On A MLB Slip You Get A Special Pick Tomorrow Morning On UD)

[coarse elbow]

Literally I’d keep betting on ohtani n judge every Tuesday til they fail ya🤣

[thorn lantern]

If I’m lying I’m flying 😂

[quiet pendant]

Bro I did a slip with judge Gunnar and vladdy I got sold

I only needed 2 also

[thorn lantern]

They rarely miss

[quiet pendant]

Vladdy flied out left and Gunnar just had no pop that game

[coarse elbow]

Man I got sold by someone I had judge n ohtani n somebody else fck that

Yeah ohtani n judge usually both hit one in the same day everytime

[thorn lantern]

If Washington ain’t suck so much I would been chilling today

[bleak mountain]

whats the payout

like x

[thorn lantern]

It was 2,400

[bleak mountain]

godamnn

how much u get for 1 off

[quiet pendant]

I was working that game in surprised they came back

She missed like 3 open 3s

[thorn lantern]

72$ , underdog kinda lying on thier payouts of miss 1 , if the pick has a prop that’s .80x they deduct your winnings from that too

[thorn lantern]

I was so tight she’s normally a knockdown shooter

[bleak mountain]

yoo thas crazy

hitting allat then missing by one

i would be pissedd

[thorn lantern]

I said the same thing like my 6 time it happen in over it 😂

[quiet pendant]

I would’ve been too man

[meager tinsel]

Strikeout slip

[devout condor]

@primal mountain what you got cooking?

[abstract citrus]

Yerrrr

[thorn lantern]

Guys I gotta problem 😂😂

[valid mortar]

um

why are they all 8 picks....

[pearl portal]

$30 8 mans u got balls

[weak basin]

i seen ramirez on most of them😭

If he chokes gg

[thorn lantern]

Lmaoo cause it’s win or go home here 😂😂😂

[thorn lantern]

Lmaooo if he chocks I can still profit 😂😂

[valid mortar]

that's how you lose a ton of money real fast 😭

[coarse elbow]

I believe bro gonna hit one

[thorn lantern]

Lmaoo I just put my winnings back in the pott and added an extra 100 😂

[lunar patio]

☠️

[valid mortar]

you still need to go 7/8 to make a profit man

[lunar patio]

you different

[thorn lantern]

I’m not worried bout that I been here before 😂😂

[valid mortar]

🥹

[coarse elbow]

You better hope Ramirez don’t sell tho I just realized that🤣

[weak basin]

@lean dust @empty moss @dense mantle whats the picks for today

[tardy hull]

Whats the better pick? A judge fantasy score or 1.5 bases

[acoustic sparrow]

I took bases

[valid mortar]

i personally like bases

[tardy hull]

Bases just seem more reliable forsure

[thorn lantern]

Lmao Jose vs white Sox at home if he don’t hit imma jump off the 11th floor

[coarse elbow]

Yeah that’s what i was thinking too I have him for hr

[thorn lantern]

This determines if I eat like a king or ramen the rest of the month 😂

[coarse elbow]

He should’ve went crazy yesterday too

[thorn lantern]

He took his time yesterday hopefully he transition how he ended the game to the beginning of the game today

[abstract citrus]

I’m Ngl if this is really how your slips look good luck cause you are insane

[coarse elbow]

Yessir I rlly expected them to shi on flexen more than they did

[thorn lantern]

If I do 8 mans it gotta be 20 or higher 😂😂

[abstract citrus]

Hell nah. Lmao

[thorn lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/risk-it-for-the-biscuit-risk-take-a-risk-possible-misfortune-could-lose-gif-25532422

[bleak mountain]

yoooo 🤣

[final oasis]

They call you a madman

[thorn lantern]

Underdog took my bread now I want it back 😂😂

[craggy pendant]

Who is pitching for AZ tonight??

[lean dust]

Got some money in the UD account now we gotta double it 😂💪

[vague plover]

jon gray going over gang

[finite dock]

games feel like they take forever to start 😭

prefer early days

I didn’t really like most of the pitchers today. But I feel I trust the research I did with this

[abstract citrus]

Bro literally. I feel like I’m waiting so damn long when there’s no early games

[stiff matrix]

I took rea over Strikeouts and Blanco O strikeouts

Is it gonna chalk?

[abstract citrus]

Yes all of it every last bit

https://tenor.com/view/asian-chalkboard-eraser-gif-10336155

[valid mortar]

if you have the good rea show up

[stiff matrix]

No it’s not

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/groundhog-chicken-chalken-chalk-gh-gif-21808428

[bleak mountain]

if u think abt it

8 man 30 dollar flex plays r the move

[valid mortar]

[abstract citrus]

Fuck no they ain’t wtf you tryna make us lose money

[valid mortar]

🤣

[bleak mountain]

😭 🤣

[vague plover]

lmfaoo u can curse in here

Wdf☠️☠️☠️

[bleak mountain]

i need a shota masterclass

[valid mortar]

you just needed to place 1000 on judge, shohei, alonso, devers yesterday

easy 100,000

[bleak mountain]

Go big or go home

[onyx marten]

Bro has a bag on Stone Wheeler and Sale omg 😭

[finite dock]

I felt 5.5 k for shota is a good bet but since he’s been so bad recently i held off

[valid mortar]

shota x angel

https://tenor.com/view/dead-melt-homer-scary-gif-14299487

[bleak mountain]

Fuck bro

i was bouta take winn hrrbi

and they took ts off

[jaunty crater]

It’s back

[bleak mountain]

reg line?

[onyx marten]

Only promos I have today

[bleak mountain]

nahh bro ion fw that fixed payout bs

[abstract citrus]

lol you gotta have that server approval

[primal mountain]

#┊🏀・basketball-picks message

[vague plover]

shit gay

[abstract citrus]

Fuck

See lol

[onyx marten]

Sleeper promos are free af today tho imo

[vague plover]

☠️☠️☠️

[jaunty crater]

9x

[bleak mountain]

ewwww

[abstract citrus]

Today is the day I hit that nasty ass green boys wish me luck. I’m enjoying the purple as much as I can

[twin socket]

Man fuck all dis shit

[bleak mountain]

Damn im level 40 😂

hell nah

[abstract citrus]

Fucking fuck fuck

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/kangaroo-squint-suspicious-chewing-thinking-gif-3626489563661256294

[stiff matrix]

Blanco hitting K’s and Rea @abstract citrus smd 😂

[unique hare]

Hehe mendick

[abstract citrus]

Can I help you weirdo?

What you need

[bleak mountain]

mendick a nasty ass last name

[vague plover]

show some more props

on daiy grind dont gatekeep

wdf

[bleak mountain]

Board is ass

[vague plover]

pitcher fantasy

[bleak mountain]

they dont got that

ud one of the only books who does pitcher fanasty

[vague plover]

cap

lemme see the odds gang

And the percentage

Bro

u capped. out

dreeze be dropping that

[bleak mountain]

this nigga omd

[onyx marten]

Sleeper just added it

[bleak mountain]

i think only prizepicks ud n sleeper do it

[south sleet]

Betr does

[abstract citrus]

Keep gatekeeping

Whole lotta gate keep shit

[vague plover]

ong

u gotta show where underdog messing up at

[mental island]

Optimizer Brodie 🤞

[onyx marten]

Diamondbacks are +165 is that crazy

[scarlet crow]

Gatekeeping is crazy

[mental island]

😂

[scarlet crow]

We all tryna eat gang

[lavish island]

what yall need i got oddsjam?

[mental island]

Oddsjam fye too

[onyx marten]

Crazy work 😂

[abstract citrus]

Agreed but I see both sides. A lot of this chat doesn’t deserve help from anyone

[scarlet crow]

What’s the best plays

[mental island]

OddsJam better if u got the positive ev tool

[heady hound]

ngl after yesterday the diamondbacks being +165 odds aint crazy

[mental island]

W promo

[abstract citrus]

Hmm he finally got his team on there I see

[scarlet crow]

How profitable are you since you started using oddsjam

[bleak mountain]

im not tryna gate keep but theres tm lines

[mental island]

This the middling tool btw

[twin socket]

pikkit use code OBADA signing up for $3

[lavish island]

theres alot of play today

[vague plover]

dmz

[onyx marten]

The pitcher is trash today isnt he

[bleak mountain]

Higher than before

[mental island]

Fax using optimizer saved me

[bleak mountain]

it helps with research

[scarlet crow]

So it’s worth it?

[bleak mountain]

but like u can’t just pick any line u see there