┆⚾・baseball

[hard kraken]

If you miss

It

I'll text you

[finite dock]

to watch the games @meager tinsel

[hard kraken]

It

[finite dock]

Thx bro

[meager tinsel]

Bet

[hard kraken]

Np

[half birch]

I gotta sleep

[weak basin]

Kbo cheat sheet i found in some discord

[dense mantle]

I don’t know shit about hitters but fck it I got promo

[bleak tiger]

it might be over for bro

[empty moss]

nigga said fuck it I got promo

😭

pairing rengifo with yelich booster when they put it up and another prop

[dense mantle]

Cashed this mf plus the deposit match 🤓

[empty moss]

yessirski

spam every tuesday

😂

until it chalks

then spam again

😂

[meager tinsel]

Betting on kbo hard these niggas all got the same name 😭

[dense mantle]

Facts just $10

[finite dock]

☠️

[dense mantle]

You gotta be down bad to bet Kbo

[empty moss]

It’s only right

[meager tinsel]

I'm just bored lmao

[dense mantle]

Mane take yo ass to bed lmao

[empty moss]

don’t over complicate things

me takes Gunnar instead of Ohtani or Soler

dumb ass

https://tenor.com/view/happy-happy-dog-dog-happiest-dog-super-happy-gif-17885812

[meager tinsel]

Nah ima make one slip and throw like a dollar on it I'ma die if that shit hits

[vital dagger]

Lowkey need a homer slip for td

[empty moss]

me not listening to myself

[dense mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-crying-meme-gif-26327776

[empty moss]

me calling Soler homer and not pairing with Judge

wow what a dumb ass

[dense mantle]

It was diger Tuesday

[empty moss]

yeah only Tuesdays bud

[dense mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-fun-gif-20101378

[empty moss]

harder to predict home runs on days that are not Tuesday’s

2 green days to start July

can’t complain tho

[unkempt agate]

Insurance W

[dense mantle]

The most free szn prop

[empty moss]

wtf

[dense mantle]

He at like 120 sum now

We not even halfway thru the szn either

[empty moss]

halfway?

how many fucking games

[weak basin]

Wtf is diger tuesday

[empty moss]

home run derby

[dense mantle]

Over hundred sum

[empty moss]

its a trend in baseball where people smack the most homers on a Tuesday

[dense mantle]

All star break is in 2 weeks

[empty moss]

so they call it dinger Tuesday

All Star break

holdup

wtf

baseball go on for too long

mmcht

[dense mantle]

Yea that shi print money

[empty moss]

so like

[dense mantle]

All overs hit last 2 years for home run derby

[empty moss]

All Star break suppose to be like

[dense mantle]

Baseball end in like October

[empty moss]

where people show out?

[dense mantle]

Basically have fun lmao

Kinda like nba

[empty moss]

oh

so spam

Judge and Ohtani

gotcha

😂

[dense mantle]

If they participate

Players choose

[empty moss]

ain’t Gunnar in it

[dense mantle]

Yea

They it ends with a all star game

Pitchers only go 1 inning each maybe 2

[empty moss]

man

[dense mantle]

Hitters get 1 ab maybe 2 if lucky

[empty moss]

where tf is Judge

oh

I’m blind

😂😂

[dense mantle]

That ain him that’s Soto lmao

[empty moss]

I’m blind

again

[dense mantle]

Lmaooo

He gone get voted in. Hopefully he accepts.

Last year he declined I think bc he was hurt

[empty moss]

how tf they shit even work

1 ab for the batter

to do what

hit a home run?

[dense mantle]

Some players turn it down bc they said there body needs rest

Nah they play like a regular game for the final day of the break

National league vs American League

[empty moss]

ahh

[dense mantle]

Depends on which division they play in

They form a team

[empty moss]

so what

do u bet on?

I know PP gon have everything

and possibly UD

idk about Betr

[dense mantle]

It’s gone be hella lines for derby

Smash the overs

Shi hit every year

We all made a bag

[empty moss]

it’s like how many home runs they gon hit or sum?

[dense mantle]

You can bet the distance and amount of hrs

It’s timed tho

[empty moss]

type

[weak basin]

What we thinking

[dense mantle]

It’s bracket style where the most moves on

Until there’s a winner

[empty moss]

If Judge get accepted

he gon win dat bitch

Ohtani coming in second

[dense mantle]

But for the allstar game that shi not worth betting. Every hitter line gone .5 nd its banking on them getting a hit

[meager tinsel]

Ud hurry up and drop the strikeouts 😭

[dense mantle]

Same with pitchers. Everyone gone be at .5 or 1k

[empty moss]

damn

I’m over here looking at the game rn

and they just throwing pitches

[dense mantle]

Lmaooo

[empty moss]

and these mfs just smacking em

😂😂

[dense mantle]

Yea

I told you

Smash

The

Overs

They don’t know what line to put em at

[empty moss]

😂

[dense mantle]

Vladdy fat ass got tired last year and sold in the semi final I think.

[dense mantle]

Mf was saying timeout but had ran out of them

[empty moss]

damn

[dense mantle]

Ohh yea one pitcher was selling. Mf was throwing in the dirt n shit

[empty moss]

Adley smashed that bitch

wtf

he switched hands

😭😭

[dense mantle]

🤣🤣

Idk why tf I’m up

[meager tinsel]

We betting on the glizzy contest ?

[empty moss]

Vladdy

[dense mantle]

I love chalkboard

Instant payouts

[empty moss]

set the record

wtf

17

[meager tinsel]

7 glizzys 😭

[empty moss]

with 1 minute left

😂

[weak basin]

Damn wheeler at 18.5 PO

[dense mantle]

Ud better give us a free square for the promo

[weak basin]

On chalk

[empty moss]

Mookie slow asf

[dense mantle]

Tier it down to 17.5

[empty moss]

they said he got a long way to go

😂😂

Nah no way Julio Rodriguez participated

[dense mantle]

Yea Julio fall off this year has to be studied

[weak basin]

U cant😭

[empty moss]

this mf just be swishing

[dense mantle]

He was a demon last year

[weak basin]

wtf

I jst tried it

[empty moss]

25

bro

wtf

[weak basin]

Only has 19.5-20.5

[empty moss]

this nigga had 30+

[weak basin]

For me

[finite dock]

1.17x is nasty af

[empty moss]

😭😭

41 in the first round

no way Pete touched dat

[dense mantle]

Beyond nasty

[finite dock]

I’d just fade at that point because if it chalks I’d be so mad 😭

[dense mantle]

🤷🏾‍♂️ oh whale I’m used to chalking

[weak basin]

Is gilbert good or nah?

Po 17.5

[dense mantle]

Nice start to the month. This not even including my chalkboard either

[finite dock]

what I’m running tomorrow

[dense mantle]

GAVIN STONE?!?

[finite dock]

went with Wheeler win over PO

[finite dock]

did you not see him? 😭

or do you not like him

[dense mantle]

Risky asf bc phili still missing 2 great hitters

[dense mantle]

Hell nah but ik he ain a ace

[finite dock]

yeah but they against Shita 🔥🔥🔥

[finite dock]

I’ll know by second inning whether I’m chalking or not

Stone is either hot from jump or ice cold until he gets pulled

[dense mantle]

Not really it’s the 5/6 inning meltdowns for me. Grayson almost made me commit today

[blazing tulip]

Wheeler wins is gonna sell

i hate that mf

with a passion

[dense mantle]

@blazing tulip you didn’t tell us what you’re betting on

[finite dock]

☠️

[dense mantle]

@blazing tulip

[finite dock]

never forget that wheeler 100+ pitches 7th inning to chalk fantasy

[dense mantle]

Nah the manager was a idiot

[dense mantle]

Another reason why you shouldn’t take the win

[dense mantle]

wtf site is that

[blazing tulip]

ima take out parker and put it with Montgomery U 4.5 K once the line drops

bet365

[dense mantle]

Thought that site was a scam

[blazing tulip]

Montgomery K's under + Miles PO O

nahh

its legit

[dense mantle]

@blazing tulip update ur twitter

[blazing tulip]

thats the only sportsbook that works in Canada 😭

the onyl other canadian one is fanduel but that only works in ontario

[dense mantle]

Bovada?

[blazing tulip]

never tried it

[finite dock]

no way people like Mikolas tomorrow

[dense mantle]

He can eat innings

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eating-eat-hungry-hungry-cat-gif-5144683300137947794

[blazing tulip]

this the one occasion im taking him

he did it 6 straights on the road against, Mets, tigers, brewers, philly., Astros and cubs

[dense mantle]

@empty moss

[abstract citrus]

Ohhhhh yrsaaas

[blazing tulip]

should be good against the pirates, I personally dont like miles either but i gotta take it at this line

[finite dock]

Mikolas eating a lizard with Mountain Dew

[dense mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/ejemplo-tony-montana-scarface-al-pacino-gif-17798122

[finite dock]

I’ve seen enough, nuking the over

[blazing tulip]

😭

If I lose I lose and miles goes on the ban list 🤣

Shota is on that shit for a life time

[dense mantle]

Then you gonna see his line at 15.5 nd smash the over

[blazing tulip]

idc how good his line looks

[finite dock]

if wheeler decides to throw away the win in the 7th inning again he’s banned ☠️

[blazing tulip]

if he drops to 15.5, im cashing out and riding the under 🤣

[meager tinsel]

Welp u jinxed it

[dense mantle]

I’m saying next week

[finite dock]

😭

[blazing tulip]

if I see his line at 15.5 next week and he sold this week i know my dumbass will still take the over even tho hes on the ban list 🤣

[dense mantle]

Exactly

[blazing tulip]

and he sells 15.5 hes ACTUALLY banned

[junior hearth]

thoughts?

[blazing tulip]

solid, griner might be out tmr

im banking on her being out and copper will be the primary scorer, regardless with griner she got 29

[junior hearth]

truee

should i keep the 2man

or add someone else?

[blazing tulip]

2 mans all the way

slow motion> no motion

[junior hearth]

they

took her line

down

before i locked it in

[dense mantle]

Why is Grindr out?

I didn’t see her on the injury report

[blazing tulip]

shes a maybe out

personal reasons

rebecca allen might be out too

I cant read the report anymore but there was an actual reason why she might not play tmr

this my W/L and profits in 10 days of tracking manually

crazy ass w/l ratio but still up is crazy work

[junior aspen]

So Copper might go off. Got it

[blazing tulip]

they are also letting us bet on sophie cunningham so one of the starters is gonna be gone tmr

[weak basin]

Thoughts?

[quiet pendant]

Forgot to share this earlier wish I put 50 on the 3 leg and didn’t insure the 5 leg

[blazing tulip]

Me sitting here waiting for my discount/free plays to move past $10 🤯

[abstract citrus]

Gas has gas

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/desmondpacito-cooking-chef-gif-12378159

https://tenor.com/view/what-up-what-sup-thats-hey-handshake-gif-13372556

https://tenor.com/view/dracula-flow-i'm-him-i-been-him-i-will-continue-to-be-him-gif-11190399534092412874

[unique hare]

Autocorrected griner to grindr

I know what you are

[lean dust]

Went straight buck wild last night

[lean dust]

I swear everyone scored for Oakland but bleday 😂 @empty moss

[lean dust]

https://tenor.com/view/you-alive-hello-finding-nemo-poke-braces-gif-16232821

[bleak tiger]

what you cooking up today

good looks btw 🔥

[craggy pendant]

What a freaking night!

Today going to be green again

[haughty trench]

NRFI time , who’s got locks

[hollow dock]

🫡

[scarlet crow]

W minions

[craggy pendant]

They shut down across street. Ohtani and judge killed them on HR promo!

[unkempt agate]

I need a full hr play hit not no insurance w today

[craggy pendant]

If Ohtani would have walked I would have had a big night.

[dapper heron]

ohtani homer tonight

[craggy pendant]

We are almost to Barry Bonds territory. He going to have to be walked more

[edgy hull]

Who got gas for today

[civic epoch]

same same same

[finite dock]

Any recs for today ?

[vocal spindle]

Good morning boys

[unkempt agate]

Who’s going yard today

The value on these two is kinda crazy

[amber wren]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-thank-you-jerry-the-mouse-waving-hi-gif-17526061193307625878

[valid mortar]

gmgm

[bleak mountain]

rise and shine

[meager tinsel]

Time to cook guys 🫡

[jaunty crater]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-what-huh-gif-14841343339015815452

[forest cave]

They don’t wanna pay me they been holding my withdrawal for 2 days

[bleak mountain]

yooo

y everyone gettoing free squares

[forest cave]

I bout to deactivate my UD account I’m tired of them holding my withdrawal for days it should be instant I hate that

[vocal spindle]

Use PayPal withdrawal

[bleak mountain]

sale over er?

[vocal spindle]

No

[amber wren]

why tf they taking so long

[bleak mountain]

wdym

lines are out

except fantasy

[amber wren]

ye

fantasy is all i need

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-meme-gif-25326537

[unkempt agate]

Judge first inning hit higher multi then his homer hmm

Probably won’t get a first inning hit tho then homer his next ab 🤣

[twin socket]

It’s already bumped

[bleak mountain]

already bumped

😂

slide

[twin socket]

Nah I’m good gang

[vocal spindle]

Smh

[sand temple]

😂😂😂😂😂

[valid mortar]

💀

[sand temple]

Yep💀

[lean dust]

They def on my ass

[hasty patio]

Selling links is crazy I respect the hustle tho gang😭

[bleak mountain]

This nigga downbad

you weird\

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/random-get-away-leave-me-alone-get-outta-here-gif-17872308

[amber wren]

scammer

[hasty patio]

U definitely on that Atlanta shit😭

[amber wren]

every atl nig is a scammer

so s-t-f-u

like 21 sav

[bleak mountain]

slide the link for free @lunar pasture just for me

[stiff matrix]

@finite dock let him have it don’t go bacc and fourth with bro 😂

it is tho ngl

😂

[hasty patio]

ATL money glitch

[twin socket]

In the ud discord out of all the places

[sand temple]

Nah son all those discounts chalked💀 only the baseball hit

[bleak mountain]

calm down son @lunar pasture

[vocal spindle]

Medvedev was -1100 to win the first set and he lost

[abstract citrus]

God damn you still here yapping D1 YAPPER

[sand temple]

All the discounts were horrible😭

[valid mortar]

you one of them

🤣

[twin socket]

He a undercover ud worker

[abstract citrus]

Like you it’s 6:30 and you in here on some shit

[bleak mountain]

my child @lunar pasture

[meager tinsel]

Told nggas stay away from that 😂

[vocal spindle]

I don’t regret it. Kutter regular line went over I didn’t need his discount

[empty moss]

@lean dust Why as soon as I place that slip with Vierling

they remove his bases

😂😂

[stiff matrix]

Jared jones FP? @lean dust

[vocal spindle]

This morning Medvedev 0.5 sets lost was a 4x pepper

[meager tinsel]

Let me hold a dollar

[vocal spindle]

I don’t regret taking it at all

[bleak mountain]

What we think about ronel ks?

[vocal spindle]

In tennis it’s so rare for something like that to happen I didn’t even think to hedge

[meager tinsel]

He pitched a complete game shutout with 7ks against them earlier in the season

[vocal spindle]

No hitter as well

[sly fjord]

slip #1

[vocal spindle]

My pairing would’ve chalked anyway

[meager tinsel]

That too

[vocal spindle]

0.063 batting average against blanco

[sand temple]

Lmao tennis discount was actually horrible

[stiff matrix]

Sale might sale

[sand temple]

Yep

[bleak mountain]

goddamn bro

they took vierling off ud

[stiff matrix]

Ima fade sale prolly

[sand temple]

what was the odds for the tennis discount?

[empty moss]

oh so they took him off there too

😂😂

[bleak mountain]

odds were tyo good

[stiff matrix]

Flex?

[bleak mountain]

they took off gilbert ks?

[lean dust]

The dude from Cleveland runs to

[empty moss]

😁

[empty moss]

I placed that slip yesterday

I’m sweeping today idgaf

after that Gunnar mistake, shit got me heated

😂

[bleak mountain]

happ tb is free

[empty moss]

he a pepper now

[humble jungle]

same fr

[bleak mountain]

they saying kwan going under 👀

[empty moss]

stone also a pepper

Rengifo also a pepper

[bleak mountain]

the goat abrams

[lean dust]

When we get our better bucks

[stiff matrix]

@lean dust would u take blanco at 26.5? That’s a steal right

[lean dust]

Ya I did on my slips if u scroll up

[empty moss]

U ain’t get it yet?

[bleak mountain]

should i fade kwan under?

[lean dust]

If u hit a home run slil yesterday u got ten x in bettr buck

[lean dust]

Not for the home run slip

[stiff matrix]

That b*** sold me take under on him lol

[empty moss]

contact support

[stiff matrix]

I see a lot of people taking ohtani fantasy

[finite dock]

do we like it?

[meager tinsel]

Oh God Gavin a community pick I see...

[bleak mountain]

kwan bases taken off

[lean dust]

It says it can take up to 48 hours

[vocal spindle]

Ima cook a fliff slip

[stiff matrix]

I took sale instead of CJ

[empty moss]

it doesn’t take dat long

I got mine after 12

[vocal spindle]

Idk why they all on Gavin

[stiff matrix]

FP

[empty moss]

when everything settled

[lean dust]

Well hopefully I get it soon

[dawn urchin]

Hope all my dawgs eat today & don’t lose the confidence

[empty moss]

Gavin isn’t community yet

[meager tinsel]

I'ma stay away before another glasnow happen 😭

[stiff matrix]

Post

he still could hit tho

[bleak mountain]

stone a sleeper

[vocal spindle]

Stone allows a .320 batting average to the diamondbacks and they’re one of his only 2 losses this season. Christian Walker is batting .500 against stone, Gurriel is batting .667 against stone, Newman and Moreno also both batting .500 against stone. They’re the only team to shell him in the past 2 months

[lunar patio]

cause he like that

[amber wren]

u dont like him?

[vocal spindle]

I’m really surprised people still on him

[bleak mountain]

uh

fuck you

[vocal spindle]

I liked it at first glance until I did the research

[lunar patio]

take the under unc

[stiff matrix]

watch stone go over

[amber wren]

nah research aint shi

[vocal spindle]

I’m likely not making more slips

[bleak mountain]

im fading 😭

[vocal spindle]

I just stayed away

[amber wren]

if glasnow can go under with all that research then stone will go over

[vocal spindle]

Fair enough

[empty moss]

Stone going over ks

[scarlet crow]

Howd y’all do yesterday

[meager tinsel]

If he sell don't come in here crying

[vocal spindle]

Only deal is the one he made with Vegas 😭

[finite dock]

but did you account for the fact that Stone got that dog in him?

[bleak mountain]

what we think abt pepiot over hits allowed?

[vocal spindle]

This is an important variable

[lunar patio]

tennis discount chalking is crazy

i knew it

[amber wren]

FACTS

[meager tinsel]

I wont

[vocal spindle]

what happened to my wagon man

[abstract citrus]

What up fam

[vocal spindle]

I miss the peppa PO wagon

[amber wren]

peppa pig

[bleak mountain]

he getting shelled

[vocal spindle]

RANGERS -3.5 IS FREE TODAY

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jordan-nba-championship-nba-title-nba-finals-chicago-bulls-gif-16343048

They should really give us the option to put baseball team icons by our name

[abstract citrus]

That would be fire.

[bleak mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/jayson-tatum-nba-champion-trophy-2024-nba-finals-boston-celtics-gif-5897732551373682319

[humble jungle]

jon gray over 4k???

[abstract citrus]

This baseball racism is wild

[vocal spindle]

Eh I’ll prolly just ask bready

[humble jungle]

how you feel abt jon gray over 4 k bro

[abstract citrus]

Aright boys day 3 of beating the not knowing ball allegations. What you got today fliff king

@finite dock

[humble jungle]

i’ll fade then😭

[abstract citrus]

It’s free money brodie it is what it is lol

[bleak mountain]

Kikuchi under ks is the pod

[vocal spindle]

I have a bias against Jon gray bc I’m a rangers fan lol

[scarlet crow]

Dam I’m glad my pairs already chalked. I woulda been pissed

[vocal spindle]

He’s done us so dirty

[humble jungle]

make sense lmfao

[vocal spindle]

Rangers scoring 12 runs today

[patent moon]

Collin area U 6.5 HA, Joey Estes under PO 17.5, Ronel over 4.5 Ks

^ Good 3man👀?

[vocal spindle]

Brayan bello is free today

[meager tinsel]

For what. 👀

[pure saddle]

Collin Rea over strikeouts against Colorado ?

[vocal spindle]

Fantasy if it drops and PO if it drops

I would still go Ks too if not

[half lynx]

Over or under?

[vocal spindle]

Over

[vocal spindle]

NBA FULL SEASON LINES ARE OUT

[finite dock]

Bronny under 🔥

[vocal spindle]

I need that bronny under

[abstract citrus]

Time to give shita a shot today. Phillies missing some guys so this gotta be cash.

[vocal spindle]

Line prolly gonna be 0.1 but ima still go under

[stiff matrix]

guys I think sale might go under 😓

[meager tinsel]

What we think

[pure saddle]

Lemme get that

[stiff matrix]

You have to pay gang 😂

[vocal spindle]

Don’t manifest that

[twilit panther]

Bello risky

[vocal spindle]

Nah

[stiff matrix]

your right

Sale going over today

[pure saddle]

Bello let me down last time he’s banned

[meager tinsel]

Against shitty ass Miami ?

[vocal spindle]

Bello going over today

Miami too stinky and bello owns Miami

[twilit panther]

I never trust him he’s banned for me that’s my opinion though

[vocal spindle]

Miami bats 0.087 against bello

[twilit panther]

But I can see it since Miami is bad

[meager tinsel]

Almost hit my first kbo bet

[vocal spindle]

Jon gray pitching a perfect game today

[jolly shell]

Jp stop

[vocal spindle]

I’m not joking

[meager tinsel]

If he really pitches a perfect game I'ma need the lottery numbers tomorrow

[amber wren]

My potd

[vocal spindle]

We getting one of these today

[tacit knot]

yikes

[amber wren]

so free

[bleak mountain]

😭😭

[vocal spindle]

Bro is betting on his third @ 😭😭😭

[stiff matrix]

Blanco K’s and Gilbert PO marks my words ✅

[tacit knot]

yes the bet with +200 odds on dk is ur pick of the day for -120 on ud

kidding its -100

[amber wren]

I’m gonna nuke it

[vocal spindle]

Pinnacle has his line at 1.5

You might be cooked

[tacit knot]

^^

[amber wren]

oh rip

[tacit knot]

1.5 and the under is -200

[vocal spindle]

I’m jk lol

[amber wren]

lol

[tacit knot]

lol

nah honestly its the as they swing at everything

i could see it

[amber wren]

ya that was my thought process

[vocal spindle]

I think I could get at least a couple Ks against the A’s

[tacit knot]

thats what im saying

[vocal spindle]

Just ignore the 71 earned runs I’d allow

[tacit knot]

ignore rooker 3h game

[meager tinsel]

Hr slip 😈?

[vocal spindle]

Ignore soderstrom hitting for the cycle 3 times in one game

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/kevin-gates-rbs-intro-rap-hip-hop-hiphop-gif-12113363228333707274

[finite dock]

let’s clean house today boys

[tacit knot]

pitcher day today

trust

yesterday was hr day

todays 1-0 every game day

[finite dock]

not protected? 7 man fully raw is wild 😭

[lean dust]

Insuring and protecting ur picks is a scam

[tacit knot]

^^

[lean dust]

I’d rather go one off then make 4 bucks

[finite dock]

😭

go crazy Unc

[vocal spindle]

Don’t insure with less than $100 staked

[meager tinsel]

I'm so sick I almost flipped 2 bucks into 1k yesterday angel and hamby sold the dream😭

[lean dust]

Only worth it if you bet Big

[vocal spindle]

If I got a band on a line I’m 100% insuring it to at least make that band back

But insuring a $5 slip is crazy work

[meager tinsel]

Damn u calling me a bitch 😭

[vocal spindle]

$5 is a fire unit size

Just not for insured

$5 is more than I put on most slips tho

[meager tinsel]

The crazy thing is the second I insure then all wanna go green shit is crazy

[vocal spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-kid-vine-table-tantrums-gif-9382123

[finite dock]

I’m waiting until Glasnow next start to nuke Dodgers moneyline

mark my words you’re in for a masterclass

[vocal spindle]

Everytime I insure I just end up missing by 2 instead of by 1

[finite dock]

true

[humble jungle]

what your ml on today

[vocal spindle]

Live bet for the win

[humble jungle]

GREEN

bet

[vocal spindle]

Ima do a 10 cents to 15 cents ladder challenge

[dire crown]

NRFI

Is the way

Went 4-1 yesterday

[empty moss]

Im sweeping today

[meager tinsel]

Damn 9 discounts on chalk board which one 👀

[tacit knot]

burger going yard

[empty moss]

yeah ok

[tacit knot]

0.0

[vocal spindle]

I may or may not have sent a dm

[empty moss]

Jake Burger uprise needs to be studied

that nigga was absolute shit

him and MJ Melendez

[finite dock]

working for me?

[vocal spindle]

It’s bc I deleted it

I didn’t wanna leave it in chat

but it was just the dm I sent to Edward

[lunar patio]

https://tenor.com/view/cops-police-sirens-catching-crminals-what-you-gonna-do-gif-22472645

[empty moss]

all the slips I’m running today

[devout condor]

How we feeling about blanco today?

[final oasis]

Houston has been shutting down Toronto outside of a bad 2 innings by spaghetti I don’t see a change in blanco

He’s gonna cook Toronto

[tacit raft]

Do we know if we are getting a promo today?

[craggy pendant]

Pretty stingy for goblins.....

[ebon prism]

Lowkey doesn’t seem to bad

[craggy pendant]

Sale should mow today!

[lean dust]

My bet amount or the payout

[craggy pendant]

The discounted line variance from standard

To make them gobblins

[lean dust]

Blanco and sale are pay reduced on UD to

……

[ebon prism]

I woke up late so all the shit got bumped😭

[craggy pendant]

I really like Sale today.

[meager tinsel]

Sale pitching out?

[ebon prism]

Do I still take sale at 46.5 and wheeler at 40.5

[craggy pendant]

The discount for 17.5 is horrible at 0.75x

[scarlet crow]

Ima tail the goblin slip

[craggy pendant]

No value there for the .75x discount on UD

[lean dust]

Easy money

[ebon prism]

@lean dust

[finite dock]

imagine if Altuve sells

[lean dust]

I think they pitch good but they r lot higher then where I got them

[lean dust]

Free 72$

[ebon prism]

Yeah ik that why idkk if I should take ‘em

[scarlet crow]

Chill don’t jinx it🤣

[lean dust]

Ur right ur right 😂

[craggy pendant]

Sell me on Feddie....he makes me nervous. Cleveland not hitting poorly right now

[lean dust]

Check his previous games

Should do ya enough

[craggy pendant]

Ok. I will do some digging

[lean dust]

Averages 17.7 on the year

If flexen can go 6 yesterday feede can go 17, been the better pitcher all year

[craggy pendant]

Wind blowing out to RF 10+ at the Jake tonight

[lean dust]

Marte homer

Calling it

[craggy pendant]

Kettel or Starling?

[lean dust]

Nvm that’s Gavin

😂

[vocal spindle]

HES AT 46.5?????

[lean dust]

U said Jake

My b

[craggy pendant]

Jacob's Field

Is it not called that anymore?

[ebon prism]

Now he is at 43.5

[lean dust]

I thought u were names the first name of a pitcher

Gavin sounds like Jake to me I guess

[craggy pendant]

Oh, ADHD, LOL

[lean dust]

😂😂😂

Big time

[vocal spindle]

Remember Freddy Montas 😂

[craggy pendant]

FOR ME

LOL

oh yea

[lean dust]

My mind be racing

😂

[craggy pendant]

Need my coffee then make picks

[lean dust]

Jose homer

I got over bases

Or that nailor dude he smacks them to

[meager tinsel]

Bello is free

[fast berry]

I got a slip with Jose Homer. It's at like 5x on parlayplay

[craggy pendant]

He on my watch list tonight

[lean dust]

Yordan at 2x is nice

[scarlet crow]

Payout sucks tho

[vocal spindle]

Bello going yard today

Don’t ask how that makes sense

[meager tinsel]

Idc mf I need wins 😂

[lean dust]

Yordan at 2x is solid

For over 1.5bases

[fast berry]

Underdog homerun odds are terrible atleast for the popular players

[scarlet crow]

Nah same I’m down to my last $6 on chalkboard😭

[meager tinsel]

That too

[fast berry]

Right with you. I never win on that app

[lean dust]

Houston has great number against blue jays pitcher

I smacked chalk boards ass last night

[finite dock]

Did Underdog get rid of reduced payouts or something

Or is my shit tweakin

[bleak mountain]

abrams going yard

[lean dust]

Wheeler and Duran promo

[craggy pendant]

Like the Sale win/Duran discounted HRR combo for a pair

[lean dust]

They won’t even put feede outs up on UD

That got to tell ya something

[scarlet crow]

Yea idk why I be losing so much when you can alter lines

[forest cave]

I only put 5 on this I almost put 10 but my fat azz wanted the big bag of Cheetos smh

[empty moss]

Fedde finna smack

[vocal spindle]

Get another bag now

[lean dust]

His outs r usually money

[scarlet crow]

Hope them cheetos was worth it

[craggy pendant]

What's Alvarez head to head v Kukuchi? Alvarez over 1.5 bases is 2.00x

[lean dust]

Better of been hot hot hot

[craggy pendant]

On CHALK

[lean dust]

Cheetos

[forest cave]

They hit

[bleak mountain]

7/22 with 6ks and 2 hr

[craggy pendant]

Not bad. Over .300

I might roll with that one

[bleak mountain]

yesterday he went crazy

[lean dust]

Seven for 22 with two homers and seven runs bad in

[craggy pendant]

Even though L/L

[lean dust]

Batted

[scarlet crow]

Regular or flaming hot?

[craggy pendant]

His plate discipline is solid for his size and power hitter

[bleak mountain]

yordan fantasy might be the move

[lean dust]

Yordan and Altuve r money today imo

[forest cave]

Always flaming hot

[vocal spindle]

Why Doritos got a tangy pickle and hot mustard flavor 😭

[lean dust]

If u want to get ballsy Kikechi under fantasy or over hits or era

[craggy pendant]

Altuve not on his iPad today??

[lean dust]

Smacking singles and stealing bases today

[scarlet crow]

L

[craggy pendant]

Pissed me off Monday

[scarlet crow]

Pringles got a ketchup flavor

[bleak mountain]

yordan batting .318 against kikuchi

[lean dust]

Well I gotta get back to work ten minutes back my break time

Talk to yaal later good luck today guys

[scarlet crow]

Quit

[craggy pendant]

Ok. Cooking up with Alvarez

[lean dust]

Got a family to feed and keep a roof over they head

Maybe in my after life

[forest cave]

Hit this too I was locked in

[vocal spindle]

If I ever see someone eating hot mustard Doritos I’m turning the other direction and not walking, but SPRINTING

you have to be such a diabolical human being to just be chillin with a bag of hot mustard Doritos

[scarlet crow]

Ngl the honey mustard Pringles are pretty good (pls don’t kill me)

[meager tinsel]

Nah fr u don't care about ur own life so I know u not gone care about mine lmao

[vocal spindle]

Honey mustard is valid. But HOT MUSTARD??

[humble jungle]

de la cruz over 1.5 hrr

he had like 7 yesterday

???

[vocal spindle]

You gotta be a generational crashout to be eating some hot mustard Doritos

[meager tinsel]

I really don't fuck with mustard like that unless I'm using it as a binder

[vocal spindle]

This was such a random message to reply to 😭

[bleak mountain]

bello ks is free

[vocal spindle]

Replying to hot mustard with de la Cruz props is crazy work

[scarlet crow]

Wtf is a binder

[humble jungle]

lmfaoo im just tryna get some props cause i got a test in a min💀

[vocal spindle]

You talking elly or Bryan?

[scarlet crow]

Bruh go study 🤣

[meager tinsel]

Brother do u not BBQ 😭

[humble jungle]

elly

[humble jungle]

lmfaooooo this prof just going over same sht

[scarlet crow]

I’m not Unc status yet

[vocal spindle]

Idk carlito rodeo kinda nice some times

[meager tinsel]

Binder is so the rub stick better to the meat no diddy

[vocal spindle]

And Elly has a major strikeout problem

[scarlet crow]

Stick better to the meat is INSANITY

What you be bbqing tho

[vocal spindle]

Crazy sentence

[vocal spindle]

Straight meat

[craggy pendant]

Going with this....Ohtani is so locked in and last night was only night in past week he did not walk....would have been another $180 profit if he did.....

[bleak mountain]

rodon is actually such a bitch

[meager tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/no-diddy-greekdagod-galaxygreek-meek-millz-gif-15487218337185699969

[jaunty crater]

https://tenor.com/view/elly-de-la-cruz-elly-reds-baseball-mlb-gif-653705050377956225

[finite dock]

no need to be ashamed Unc 🤞

[vocal spindle]

I lowkey wanna grill up some burgers today, and put some hot mustard Doritos on em

[bleak mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/yordan-astros-walk-off-gif-27395982

[tacit knot]

man i should have made the alvarez going yard ticket

[meager tinsel]

Everything I be on the grill everyday less cleaning up then using the stove 😂

[scarlet crow]

We grilling glizzies all day tomorrow

[meager tinsel]

I was gonna smoke a brisket but I don't got 12hrs to be sitting around 😭

[jaunty crater]

https://tenor.com/view/digital-make-it-rain-pr-links-absolute-gif-20503394

[vocal spindle]

Brisket ain’t worth grilling

[scarlet crow]

What y’all doing for the 4th

[vocal spindle]

I’d rather just buy it

[bleak mountain]

Gambling

[finite dock]

😭

[vocal spindle]

I don’t smoke ribs either, good ribs are a 2 day process

[vocal spindle]

Sleep

[meager tinsel]

Fax

[scarlet crow]

We betting on hot dog eating contest?👀

[bleak mountain]

fuck no

[meager tinsel]

I'ma cook some glizzys burgers

[dense mantle]

Smoke that mf

[tacit knot]

someone make a hr slip

[meager tinsel]

Some deviled eggs

[dense mantle]

Yea

[finite dock]

BBQ with the family while my neighbors throw actual bombs into the sky

[jaunty crater]

I would be down bad betting that ngl

[dense mantle]

@vocal spindle play of the day?????

[scarlet crow]

Ig I’m down bad then

[vocal spindle]

You the type to boil a steak

[vocal spindle]

I haven’t found one yet

[meager tinsel]

I know she can eat more than 7 glizzys

[finite dock]

I gave the glizzy POTD earlier this week

[scarlet crow]

What she look like

[vocal spindle]

I’m very tempted to make bello potd

[meager tinsel]

U got me fucked up gang 😭

[bleak mountain]

He is

[dense mantle]

BELLO!!???!!!

[jaunty crater]

https://tenor.com/view/quadraflatically-down-bad-gif-26060071

[dense mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/solluminati-artist-thats-tough-tuff-tough-gif-17917210

[vocal spindle]

Trust

Ik it sounds crazy

[meager tinsel]

Yeah she definitely a glizzy warrior

[scarlet crow]

No way she eating 7

[finite dock]

NUKE ☢️☢️☢️

[vocal spindle]

But Miami has been so stinky, and Miami bats 0.087 against bello

[finite dock]

did you hear my reasoning?

[scarlet crow]

No

[bleak mountain]

CHARLIE BLACKMON OVER 1.5 BASES POTD

[finite dock]

I searched up her socials and she’s starting an OF, she’s 100% going to use this contest to promote it

[dense mantle]

Miami gone cook him like Suarez

[finite dock]

therefore, nuke the over

[dense mantle]

Hence she gonna gobble 7

[finite dock]

☠️

[scarlet crow]

W research

[vocal spindle]

They need to drop Nathaniel Lowe fantasy

[bleak mountain]

nooo bello removed

[scarlet crow]

That’s pathetic but I mean to each their own

[finite dock]

going to get into the next one, you guys better nuke my over

[craggy pendant]

Taking Josh Naylor and Bobby to both go over 1.5 total bases.

[scarlet crow]

She seem like a gobbler tho

[vocal spindle]

Nope

[finite dock]

I’ll put P Diddy to shame no diddy

[bleak mountain]

White people cant cook

[vocal spindle]

Generally*

Bro talking about them 2k generics

Bro said genetically now

[dense mantle]

Some can’t. My qb parents from highschool fed us gooooodddd

[abstract citrus]

Wassssup I just woke up again

[finite dock]

theory crafting glizzy slips

[scarlet crow]

So which race woman has the largest esophagus

[bleak mountain]

Wow

[craggy pendant]

Paige ain't getting 7.....

[bleak mountain]

thats crazy

[abstract citrus]

Interesting.

[vocal spindle]

I’m assuming you meant generally which generally means in most cases

[finite dock]

bro 😭

Obada a freaky guy

“throat size by race”

[scarlet crow]

He did the research himself

[vocal spindle]

You said you don’t trust research

[abstract citrus]

Bro definitely got that in his google search history

[bleak mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/marajtwt-young-thug-gif-2321652847792575544

[dense mantle]

Steak, asparagus and potatoes every week before game day

[vocal spindle]

He boils his steak with his potatoes

[abstract citrus]

Ohh yall he said black women have the biggest asparagus it’s ok

[scarlet crow]

8 man glizzy eating slip incoming

[dense mantle]

Fuck no, medium on the grill

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/cap-doctor-meme-gif-23263243

[vocal spindle]

Generally fits the sentence a lot better though

[dense mantle]

@finite dock what’s the picks mane

Mr. Sweeper

[vocal spindle]

Generically is improper grammar in that sentence lol

Even tho it is a real word

[abstract citrus]

I’m just saying random shit to get this dag ahm rank up

[finite dock]

🤣

[abstract citrus]

Let’s get the green

Grove street mf!

[dense mantle]

I’m telling Edward ur spamming self promotion

[scarlet crow]

How many glizzies y’all eating in 15 minutes

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/gta-gta-sa-grand-theft-auto-grand-theft-auto-san-andreas-gta-one-liners-gif-17459419

[vocal spindle]

That man valley been spamming /rank in bot commands

[finite dock]

damn I yap a lot, how am I already level 30 I’ve been here for less than a month

[vocal spindle]

My rank ain’t going nowhere anytime soon

[abstract citrus]

I just wanna get it over with ☹️

[vocal spindle]

Level 30 ain’t what it used to be

[bleak mountain]

oh hell nah

[finite dock]

technically tailing I got them all on different slips

[vocal spindle]

Level 30 used to be for the uncs back in the day

[finite dock]

besides Blanco

[vocal spindle]

Then they reworked the level system

[tacit knot]

the uncs

[abstract citrus]

D1 YAPPER

[finite dock]

😭

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/yapping-gif-3664239514826816233

[dense mantle]

No you said drop a heart if tailing. Ian tailing that’s why I put X

[vocal spindle]

I was in the level 30 chat when there was only like 7 of us in there, now basically everyone is level 30

[bleak mountain]

Im in here tryna get bread

[tacit knot]

who else is going yard other than alvarez

[dense mantle]

Lvl up soon

[bleak mountain]

idgaf abt my level

[dense mantle]

My left nut

[bleak mountain]

im tryuna make moneu

fuck allat

[tacit knot]

gimme it

[dense mantle]

Lvl 50

[vocal spindle]

I see more level 30+ people in here than people below level 30 which is unreal

No

[scarlet crow]

What about the right one 😔

[dense mantle]

My girl sucking that mf rn

[vocal spindle]

There’s a 1 minute cooldown for messages

[amber wren]

Chat how are these nrfis lookin

[steel belfry]

Proof ?

[vocal spindle]

Technically not a cooldown, you can get xp for a message once per minute on the clock.

So there’s not really a way to speedrun it

[dense mantle]

Check dms

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/go-ahead-kevin-hart-cold-as-balls-go-for-it-continue-gif-19800262

[vocal spindle]

And spamming don’t work and message length don’t matter

[bleak mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/daskides-daski-gif-23478864

[steel belfry]

Nah ▶️

[vocal spindle]

So yapping won’t save you

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/no-come-on-nah-nacho-nacho-libre-gif-24343910

[steel belfry]

Damn gang she must not have ate in 3 days 😮‍💨

[vocal spindle]

Did I get kicked off the fliff team

[abstract citrus]

2 leg?

[finite dock]

ain’t no way 😭

[scarlet crow]

I just withdrew $100 on fliff 🙏🏾🙏🏾

[dense mantle]

🤫🤫🤫🤫

[abstract citrus]

Nah let’s do a 3 leg with jp

[vocal spindle]

🤣🤣🤣

[scarlet crow]

Send the fliff slip ima tail

[vocal spindle]

I haven’t done one of those in a minute

Not after I cashed the last 3

[dense mantle]

I’m dead

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/antonio-baldwin-iamtonytalks-tonytalks-i-have-a-thing-its-like-an-addiction-gif-20191475

[vocal spindle]

We? Nah I always rebook it after that and go like 8/9 lol

[steel belfry]

I jus hit a 12 leg last night $4 —> $865

[vocal spindle]

Bet

[steel belfry]

I’d share but I don’t wanna share another app

[vocal spindle]

Nah I be stacking up that 10 cents it’s usually a dollar by the time I rebook

[craggy pendant]

I'm going with this. I know Kwan has been sub-mid lately, but think he will have good hitting conditions tonight.

[vocal spindle]

I get like 2 dollars a day just by claiming and random straight bets

[bleak mountain]

GUNNAR HENDERSON UNDER 1.5 BASES POTD 🚨

[abstract citrus]

Welp I guess I gotta put in one more line up

[steel belfry]

I don’t think we can share other apps ion wanna get muted

Or kicked

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-suck-kirby-vacuum-cute-nintendo-gif-16544038

[finite dock]

What tf is wrong with Ohio 😭

[dense mantle]

Donation of the day

[steel belfry]

I’ll share the bottom give me a sec

[craggy pendant]

I love playing their games.....though I have not received that one yet.....

[finite dock]

this is NOT sigma😭

[jaunty crater]

https://tenor.com/view/kmd073snap-sollomunati-thats-tough-gif-13028342

[finite dock]

wild

😭

[bleak mountain]

your chalked

[vocal spindle]

I’m thinking rangers run line ngl

[finite dock]

(oba)

[dense mantle]

I been chalked

[finite dock]

(dontusecodeoba)

[bleak mountain]

keep ur head up

[steel belfry]

Here it is 😎

[vocal spindle]

Reported for other app screenshots

Bye bye

[dense mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/bugs-bunny-looney-tunes-cash-money-counting-money-gif-17544086

[bleak mountain]

Nigga this isnt ur parlay

[steel belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/mcjuggernuggets-chillout-gif-9568957628594437754

[steel belfry]

Yes it is wtf😭😭😭😭

[dense mantle]

Edwarddddddddd

[bleak mountain]

Nah

Im hating

[vocal spindle]

Breaddyyyyyyy

[meager tinsel]

Lemme hold a dollar nephew

[abstract citrus]

You just gave me autism with this Sentence please never again

[scarlet crow]

He said your parlay a Google pic

[bleak mountain]

i should be up

[finite dock]

ATL drizzy

[dense mantle]

Sound like unc

[steel belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/i-identify-as-poor-chris-rock-chris-rock-selective-outrage-im-not-wealthy-im-broke-gif-7068350681723523282

[abstract citrus]

Atl Andrew

[bleak mountain]

yoooo 🤣

[vocal spindle]

I hit this yesterday

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[scarlet crow]

Who tryna go penny for Penny

[dense mantle]

Not reading allat

[finite dock]

ATL valley

[meager tinsel]

MY unc era starting 😭

[bleak mountain]

😳

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/get-out-of-my-head-gif-24390027

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/gentleman-giga-chad-sigma-male-gif-25702945

[bleak mountain]

lakers trading for jokic

[vocal spindle]

NOOOOOOOO

[dense mantle]

BANGGGGG

[meager tinsel]

Watch this MF turn into a cy young candidate now that we fade him 😭

[bleak mountain]

bro the lakers entire roster is guards

[abstract citrus]

Oh boy then your not gonna like my sleeper pick of the day

It’s literally opposite of this^