┆⚾・baseball

[vocal spindle]

Astros

[twin socket]

Yea

[devout condor]

Rodriguez under K crying

[vocal spindle]

He’s averaging 0.2 plate appearances over the last 12 games so it’s pretty risky

[tacit knot]

NO WAY DUBON GOT STRUKE OUT

[finite dock]

“Yes Jayson Tatum!” Miami says in unison.

[empty moss]

this mf got 3ks

[tacit knot]

its worth it tho for the odds

[vocal spindle]

Idk this isn’t the best matchup

[candid shell]

Astros making yariel look good rn they gotta tighten up

[empty moss]

incoming walk

[finite dock]

DK has it +126, not really worth it

[vocal spindle]

Rockies allow the 3rd least plate appearances in the MLB, I don’t think it hits

[tacit knot]

oh dang that sucks

[marble mirage]

probably

[tacit knot]

yeah i stayed away from the line

[finite dock]

Under is -220

[vocal spindle]

It was a 3.5x pepper this morning before they took it away

[tacit knot]

same

[round lion]

Bruh why did he swing at that up 3-1

[tacit knot]

man if i saw that.

mccormik a guaranteed strikeout...

he better make contact.

[vocal spindle]

Why is Rodriguez better than Glasnow 😭

[meager tinsel]

This day is butt

[tacit knot]

NICE JOB UMP

good call

[finite dock]

Didn’t a lot of people take Rodriguez under Ks

[empty moss]

4ks

[devout condor]

Wow Rodriguez

[empty moss]

😂

[lavish island]

Yea 😭

😂

[empty moss]

I know ya'll sick

[devout condor]

I almost took his under

[bleak mountain]

why did ppl bet under on his ks?

[marble mirage]

thats cooked

[tacit knot]

astros dont get ked

[scarlet crow]

How tf did you do this

[tacit knot]

why he did this is a better question

[bleak mountain]

ok?

[tacit knot]

4x for that slip is terrible

[finite dock]

Same Game Parlay

[tacit knot]

u asked a question?

[meager tinsel]

Welp Netflix it is

[finite dock]

on Fliff

[bleak mountain]

that shit dont matter

[sly plank]

Brown 2 Ks inning pls

[scarlet crow]

You can put the same player on the same slip?

[tacit knot]

yes it does??

[finite dock]

Please tell me we didn’t listen to this bum

[unique hare]

New hotd episode go watch that instead of donating

[finite dock]

it’s called SGP (Same Game Parlay) lmfao

[tacit knot]

who?

[bleak mountain]

everytime i bet a pitcher to go under on ks against a team that doesn’t k they always go over 😭

[scarlet crow]

Yea but I didn’t know you could do the same player on a parlay

[bleak mountain]

idk for me it doesn’t matter that much

[finite dock]

What do you mean “who” his name is literally in the picture

odds are terrible so you don’t usually see anyone do it

[tacit knot]

just stick to only betting pitchers against the twins

[bleak mountain]

those odds are horrible

[tacit knot]

stay off the za plz

[bleak mountain]

-115

[scarlet crow]

So basically he’s an idiot for making that slip

[bleak mountain]

what a dumbass

[finite dock]

you a little angry he chalked for you?

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/daemon-targaryen-daemon-game-of-thrones-house-of-the-dragon-matt-smith-gif-26903942

[tacit knot]

i didnt take lmao

[bleak mountain]

turner 😭😭

[finite dock]

Solid bounce back inning for Brown

[vocal spindle]

Rodriguez Over Ks was free

[bleak mountain]

are mcneil lines up

[sly plank]

Will Brown stay till 6th inning?

[bleak mountain]

nah hes out next inning

bullpen day

[marble mirage]

Maybe

[bleak mountain]

k, bregman said pregame he wants to go 0/4 with 4 strikeouts

[marble mirage]

If he's like 85 or less pitches after 5 innings then probably

It's so random sometimes when coaches decide to pull pitchers

I've been seeing guys recently go back out for another inning at 95 pitches

[finite dock]

you guys like under 5.5 runs total?

[vocal spindle]

Man if you really buying workout equipment off of Temu you’re so cooked 😭

[marble mirage]

That's a wild decision

[vocal spindle]

You might actually die ngl

[marble mirage]

25% success rate

At best

[valid mortar]

weight gonna fall off the bar

[vocal spindle]

You gonna rack the benchpress and it’s gonna end up racking on your neck 😭

[finite dock]

😭

[vocal spindle]

Bar gonna fall through the weights

[marble mirage]

For real

[valid mortar]

weights going to suddenly turn into powder mid-lift

[vocal spindle]

Ima hit a 405 bench using temu plates 😭

[marble mirage]

Spill some water on the weights and they gonna disolve

[valid mortar]

405 = either 4.05 or 4005lbs

[finite dock]

^

[marble mirage]

What's ur slip?

[valid mortar]

astros really cant get a hit off this guy

[slim cipher]

Why is there only 1 hit in the game

[vocal spindle]

Them temu plates gonna be all different weights 😭

[valid mortar]

astros probably fried from extended game yesterday

[marble mirage]

Yeah

Both teams are cooked

[valid mortar]

glad i only took altuve

[marble mirage]

Some of the starters are benched

[vocal spindle]

Gonna put four 45 lb temu plates on each side and one side gonna weigh 285 and the other gonna weigh 2.85 😭

[valid mortar]

that would f you up so bad

i can already feel the pinched nerve

[vocal spindle]

What’s y’all’s gym splits? Personally I do left day and right day

And then middle day once a week

[valid mortar]

left day, right day?

[vocal spindle]

Yup

[craggy pendant]

Looks like they got me across street. No one wanted to play this game and those that are in lineup don't give a shit either. Thank you Yordan!

[vocal spindle]

Everything on the left side, everything on the right side, middle day, rest, left day, right day, rest

[finite dock]

Boring ass game😭

[valid mortar]

never heard of that. just upper, lower, chest, legs, etc

[vocal spindle]

I skip left day a lot tho

[vocal spindle]

I’m just joking around lol

[valid mortar]

"this dude must look weird af"

[vocal spindle]

It would technically work but it would still be stupid

[valid mortar]

lmao

[vocal spindle]

Level 10 calling me a robot when he didn’t recognize sarcasm is CRAZY

The math ain’t mathing

https://tenor.com/view/berserk-berserk-skeletons-skeleton-berserk-skeleton-unfunny-gif-25192742

[empty moss]

clutch refund

this game is absolutely ass

😂

[dense mantle]

Butt cheeks

Soccer is where it’s at

[vocal spindle]

No

[dense mantle]

Yes

[tacit knot]

`soccer is where u take a nap

[devout condor]

Brown buckle up man

[vocal spindle]

I’m NOT watching 90 minutes of walking to pray they kick the ball in the general direction of some poles dawg 😭😭😭😭😭

[sly plank]

No K🥲

[tacit knot]

two of my favorite guys

[dense mantle]

I’m not watching it. I’m betting it

[dense mantle]

Me either I just bet it

[devout condor]

Hitters are ass today

[tacit knot]

truee

[vocal spindle]

Imagine having over 1.5 shots and they shoot once 3 minutes in and then you watch 87 minutes just to get hooked 😭😭😭😭

[finite dock]

massive value

[dense mantle]

I hate I missed mbappe

[vocal spindle]

I enjoy watching my bets, it’s what makes betting fun

[tacit knot]

i wish he had touchable lines

[dense mantle]

I like to hop on the game a periodically check in

[tacit knot]

4.5 is too much for me

[dense mantle]

He did.

[dense mantle]

He cashed 2.5,3.5,4.5

[tacit knot]

but wasnt it 4.5 for 0.9x tho

oh

[dense mantle]

No that was demon

[tacit knot]

dang

[finite dock]

I have never seen -100,000 odds before

[tacit knot]

i missed it then...

[tacit knot]

go to stolen bases on fliff

[dense mantle]

He’s gonna hit a nuke top of the 9th

[fast berry]

Rodriguez 2024 Cy young winner today

[vocal spindle]

Bro has clearly never looked at “player to score 3 or more touchdowns” on fliff

[tacit knot]

we love fliff

[finite dock]

I just signed up today

still exploring ☠️

happy I can finally bet moneylines

[dense mantle]

Bombs away

[finite dock]

what is this on?

[primal mountain]

damn, i forgot there was a game on right now

[finite dock]

what game did you nuke ☠️

[empty moss]

Rodriguez legacy game...

[finite dock]

not the app

[dense mantle]

You don’t wanna know

[tacit knot]

lmao

[finite dock]

man 🤣

[abstract citrus]

Jesus bro ain’t got no responsibility

[dense mantle]

Bills to be paid

[vocal spindle]

Fliff boosts be terrible. it be like “Luis Robert Jr. to score 6+ home runs AND white Sox to win” and the white Sox will have a 14.6 ERA pitcher on the mound and they’ll be playing the dodgers with Glasnow pitching

[round lion]

Finally

[vocal spindle]

And it’ll boost the odds from +1000000 to +1000005

[devout condor]

Pena hr

[humble jungle]

is this chalked

[dense mantle]

PENYAAAAAA

PENAAAAAA

LFGGGG

[fast berry]

Can always count on Ronaldo to shoot those free kicks.

[dense mantle]

BATS ARE AWAKE

[abstract citrus]

No why would it be chalked?!?

[dense mantle]

We talking about gambling 😭

[south sleet]

Lmao no way

[abstract citrus]

Do yall check the game at all before asking querying

[south sleet]

He hit it

[abstract citrus]

Questions

[south sleet]

Pena HR

[dense mantle]

A MEATBALL

[humble jungle]

i’m not home i was checking in

[weak basin]

pena hr but it couldnt be yainer or yordan😐

[south sleet]

Well that's good for browns FP hopefully he pitches 6 and they keep the lead

[abstract citrus]

Lmao he’s fine fam. Sorry if I came off that way just sometimes it’s weird the questions I see

[empty moss]

PENA HIT A HOMER

I NEED A SINGLE

[finite dock]

people that bet Brown under are sick rn

[empty moss]

why is it always my players bruh

wtf

[finite dock]

wild

[vocal spindle]

Yeah go ahead and never bet off odds 😭

[empty moss]

you know how fucking random

[abstract citrus]

I don’t get why you would. No altuve

[empty moss]

that is

for pena to hit a homer

out of all people

...

[finite dock]

I stopped betting on singles after a slip chalked because Freddie decided to hit a HR instead of a single 🫠

[vocal spindle]

-111 thousand for him not to hit a home run is insane

And he hit one

[abstract citrus]

Always take total bases

[primal mountain]

Betting on singles LAST YEAR was so much fun

[empty moss]

man

Pena

[vocal spindle]

@finite dock imagine you actually placed that under home run bet

[primal mountain]

especially when UD would pepper them

[finite dock]

LMFAO

[empty moss]

u better get me a single

[finite dock]

bro 😭😭😭

[south sleet]

James wood going yard today

[finite dock]

I forgot about this

[abstract citrus]

Facts

[south sleet]

1st AB

[onyx marten]

Please don’t do this

[finite dock]

he just hit a homer

[vocal spindle]

Pena already hit one, that was earlier

[finite dock]

how ironic 😭

[round lion]

Is the ump blind?

[vocal spindle]

Literally the next at bat too

[onyx marten]

Wait no shot u guys lost $100 on that

[dense mantle]

What are these umps

[finite dock]

nah I didn’t place it

[vocal spindle]

Dude Jogen imagine you would’ve placed over home runs on that?

[onyx marten]

I genuinely felt sick for u

[vocal spindle]

-111000 has gotta have insane odds on the other end

[finite dock]

I would never risk $100 to win 9 cents 😭

[vocal spindle]

You could’ve turned that 100 into a new car bro

[finite dock]

nah fliff had it at like +900

[twin socket]

Brown definitely going 6

[empty moss]

nah fr

[vocal spindle]

Nah that’s scamming 😭

[empty moss]

he could've

made bank

[onyx marten]

My toxic trait is I woulda seen the over and put $5 on it

[vocal spindle]

How is the under -111000 and the over is +900

Holy scam

[empty moss]

that is a scam

[dense mantle]

Facts

[finite dock]

look @dense mantle @vocal spindle

[empty moss]

whole time

[onyx marten]

That don’t even make sense

[empty moss]

pena

you better get me a single

[dense mantle]

That’s why a lot of ppl don’t use fluff

[empty moss]

like bruhhh

[finite dock]

bro the under is -999900 and it’s +900

☠️☠️☠️

[dense mantle]

Shit is comical

[vocal spindle]

That should be illegal

[onyx marten]

U know what it is, it’s for bigger parlays

[empty moss]

Brown

disasterclass

[south sleet]

Cash browns FP

[onyx marten]

So people don’t stack home run unders

[vocal spindle]

Imagine dropping a 1000000 dollars to win 1000100, and on the other end it’s only +900 😭

[empty moss]

aye uh

[lavish island]

Under?

[dense mantle]

HUNTER GET NUKED ON

[empty moss]

Chourio

[twin socket]

How much he has

[empty moss]

homer

today

[south sleet]

No

[final oasis]

Wait since vlad didn’t play I get a refund?

[empty moss]

CHOURIO HOMER TODAY!

CHOURIO HOMER TODAY!

[onyx marten]

Imagine bro blasts it outa the park in 4k right in front of ur eyes

[oak quail]

I said Hunter under y’all

[south sleet]

20

[finite dock]

🚫

you’re cooked

[dense mantle]

Nukeeeee

[south sleet]

Fuck

He just walked

[onyx marten]

I fw this chick heavy ngl

[empty moss]

yeah refund

[twin socket]

He gotta pitch next

Inning

[south sleet]

He will

[onyx marten]

I watched her ass on Disney Channel when I was a kid

She was a celeb crush ngl

[south sleet]

Oh he may not

[onyx marten]

Man of culture as well I see

[lavish island]

Bro all this batters are playing like shit 😭😭

[twin socket]

He is

[south sleet]

Need to get out this inning

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/summer-queen-espresso-sabrina-carpenter-gif-11508651300411024519

[vocal spindle]

490’ no doubter 😭😭

[wanton heron]

What we think

[onyx marten]

The things I’d do

[empty moss]

ngl

Brewers finna have a field day

😭

[abstract citrus]

Yea and he’s about to go over so what’s your point

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/smh-shaking-my-head-sneaky-gif-21653713

[south sleet]

Brown better come in the 6th

[tacit knot]

im scared to watch lmao

[abstract citrus]

He should

[vocal spindle]

Imagine having a million on the over and it hits the top of the left wall in Fenway and falls back into play 😭😭, home run in 29/30 parks 😭

[tacit knot]

hes def coming in the 6th

[finite dock]

people that bet the under are sweating

[abstract citrus]

Bro said “I said under on brown yall” like his shit ain’t about to chalk 😂😂

[onyx marten]

That’s the thing abt baseball that actually would freak me out, so many inconsistencies

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/boston-red-sox-oops-duh-dumb-lost-gif-11616423

[sly plank]

3Ks inning from Brown incoming (I’m delusional af)

[meager tinsel]

Fuck baseball

[finite dock]

@lean dust @finite dock Y’all can keep his slow ass we don’t want him over here

[empty moss]

Ngl

Klay to mavs

[fast berry]

Brown still at 2k???

[twin socket]

Hell nah

[empty moss]

is he coming off the bench?

[vocal spindle]

I can’t believe Hunter brown chalked fantasy

[empty moss]

😂

[onyx marten]

And how every Colorado game is so goddamn highscoring just because of the altitude

[south sleet]

You need em

Lol

[finite dock]

Report?

[sly plank]

Ye🥲

[south sleet]

We don't want his weak ass either

[fast berry]

Literally everyone is grounding/flying out

[finite dock]

What

[abstract citrus]

He’s about to get this QS and Win brown is getting this over

[empty moss]

so

like

[finite dock]

Nope y’all can keep him we’re happy with Hauser

[empty moss]

Is Klay gonna play the 3?

😂

[finite dock]

you guys can take Dlo 🙏

[empty moss]

or come off the bench

[finite dock]

No you take him

We don’t want him

[fast berry]

Yeah that might save us

[abstract citrus]

I don’t think we need to be saved he’s in good pace. Hes playing the 6th

[onyx marten]

I wanna take a baseball ML or total score so bad but idk what to do

[twin socket]

He needs a w for sure

[empty moss]

they alr updated his shit

😭

[abstract citrus]

And he’s gonna get it

[upper bramble]

Yup I took him too

[finite dock]

All overs for this game are COOKED

[empty moss]

man this don't even feel right

[slim cipher]

christian scott is starting for the mets today

[abstract citrus]

Me when I spread misinformation

[empty moss]

CHRISTIAN WHO?

[slim cipher]

i have no clue

[vocal spindle]

Mavs gonna waive Klay Thompson

[empty moss]

BROOO

[abstract citrus]

Are y’all trolling about yelich? Lmao

[weak basin]

Begman got a hit

[empty moss]

NIMMO ISN'T PLAYING EITHER

WTFFFFFFF

[finite dock]

Nope Houston is 1/18 Toronto is 2/17

[empty moss]

ANOTHER DNP

[finite dock]

COOKED.

[onyx marten]

Espresso a tuff song too ngl

[slim cipher]

2 dnps already fr the mets

[finite dock]

nobody wants to play today 😭😭😭

[bleak tiger]

BREGMAN

[onyx marten]

I be bopping my head to this shit

[weak basin]

Bregman double bases

[abstract citrus]

Well brown over ain’t chalked so not everyone 🐳🤷🏻

[bleak tiger]

THANK YOU

[upper bramble]

Maybe it’s a sign altuve sat lol. Saved me

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-blah-mocking-mock-gif-12112286

[bleak tiger]

HES DONE MIRACLES ON ME

[weak basin]

meyers💀😐

[abstract citrus]

Mf you didn’t even bet today why are you in here

Go sit down with your Celtics trophy or something

[bleak tiger]

is hunter brown still going

[vocal spindle]

WHO?????

This made up dude really pitching today

[abstract citrus]

Yes

[onyx marten]

1/3 so far that prizepicks play was a fluke I had to bet $10 for the promo im cooked

[slim cipher]

they aint starting wilson today ?

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/kto-kounotoritoken-kounotori-lbow-storkholders-gif-25676340

[slim cipher]

wtf is going on

[abstract citrus]

Jesus the Rockies strike no fear in their heart

[upper bramble]

Looks like you saved some money

[devout condor]

Wtf lmao

[round lion]

Sorry you haven’t won a ring since the 20th century bud

[vocal spindle]

Why are you so beautiful

[twin socket]

😭

[granite ermine]

Is brown fpts chalk?

[abstract citrus]

I haven’t? We talking about basketball are you dumb? Being a warrior fan I got more than enough rings

[twin socket]

Not yet

[abstract citrus]

95% of yall trophies form the 60s sit down loser

[upper bramble]

We gotta start the month off right

[south sleet]

Brown still in

[round lion]

Was talking about the Raiders but okay

[south sleet]

We good

[finite dock]

Why in the hell would you consider Brown under PO

[bleak tiger]

hunter brown please

[south sleet]

If he finishes this. QS and WIn. Cash FP

[vocal spindle]

My discord done crashed

[empty moss]

😂😂

[weak basin]

GIMME 3 STRIKEOUTS BROWN

[abstract citrus]

But you saying stuff about me talking about basketball. 😭 why switch sports

[empty moss]

3 refunds

[twin socket]

Or a couple of strikeouts

[weak basin]

2 MORE STRIKEOUTS CMON

[vocal spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/zion-zion-williamson-williamson-gif-19981862

[abstract citrus]

Gg brown hit

[south sleet]

What you got it at

[abstract citrus]

All the unders yall look stupid

[round lion]

https://tenor.com/view/eh-meh-jim-jim-halpert-the-office-gif-25317293

Because I can

[bleak tiger]

YES

one more

please

[abstract citrus]

Ok Bailey. 😂😂😂

[vocal spindle]

And when is the last time you won a ring?

[abstract citrus]

Never cause he’s on the couch as a fan lmao

[twin socket]

I ain’t do shit td didn’t like anything else just praying for ya to get it

[round lion]

07

[vocal spindle]

I don’t remember you being on the roster

That’s just me tho

[twin socket]

🤣

[onyx marten]

Bro got me hooked on Sabrina Carpenter oh hell nah

[abstract citrus]

Get on somewhere bailey lol

[south sleet]

How many kd you guys need

[gusty topaz]

LFG

HUNTERRRR

[south sleet]

Ks

[gusty topaz]

ILY

[devout condor]

Brown cooking now

[gusty topaz]

I TOOK BROWN 3.5 K

[weak basin]

BROWN GIMME A K

[bleak tiger]

ME TOO

[vocal spindle]

I won a ring back in 2011. I was a key piece on that mavericks championship team. And none of yall know if im lying or not because you can’t name anyone on that team except Dirk and jj barea anyways 😭😭

[weak basin]

BROWN

[bleak tiger]

HELL YEAH

[weak basin]

1 MORE BROWN

1 MORE PLEASE

[bleak tiger]

LETS GO

[finite dock]

Actually 22.22 percent

[abstract citrus]

The brown unders are shaking, throwing up and crying rn

[sly plank]

Omg

[bleak tiger]

RAHHHH

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-jajaja-funny-memes-lol-gif-10265758410603600743

[weak basin]

OMG

OMG BROWN

[devout condor]

1 more brown

[weak basin]

1 MORE

[bleak tiger]

YESSIR

[abstract citrus]

Shhh don’t math this shit man I’m tryna seem tuff in front of my friends

[craggy pendant]

Brian Cardinal was there!

[south sleet]

If yall got 3.5 you cashed

[vocal spindle]

Yall sound like yall boutta finish 😭

[south sleet]

He has 4ks

[bleak tiger]

i got it

RAHHHH

[fast berry]

YW guys I turned the game on 6th inning

[weak basin]

NEED HIM AT 5 K

[tacit knot]

lmao

how many fouls.

[sly plank]

https://tenor.com/view/sweats-gif-25346666

[south sleet]

Cash Browns FP

[valid mortar]

Brown locked in

[bleak tiger]

almost

[valid mortar]

RIP under PO slip

[vocal spindle]

I’ve never seen a black Celtics fan ngl

[abstract citrus]

So who had Brown under Fantasy?

[abstract citrus]

Racist team

[weak basin]

OMGGG BROWN

[gusty topaz]

CASHHHHH

BROWN

[weak basin]

LETSS GOOO

[gusty topaz]

LFGGGG

BROWNNNNN

[weak basin]

CASHES BROWN HOLY

[gusty topaz]

LFGGGGG

[vocal spindle]

Literally

[tacit knot]

ty for striking out vasho

[sly plank]

https://tenor.com/view/surprise-chris-pratt-parks-and-recreation-parks-and-rec-shocked-gif-5571450

[twin socket]

We do

[finite dock]

HOKY SHIT

[devout condor]

Cash Ks!

[abstract citrus]

Bro this was free why is everyone so surprised brown cashed. Mf they missing their big hitter ofc he’s gonna cash

[weak basin]

🔥

[empty moss]

out of nowhere

[vocal spindle]

You’re secretly mixed

[empty moss]

this nigga just got 3 ks

wtf

😂😂

[valid mortar]

Woah, 3.5?

[topaz parcel]

Brown 🔥

[sly plank]

🗣️🗣️🗣️

[gusty topaz]

6th inning is browns inning

[clever otter]

Lmao

[empty moss]

I got 3 slips refunded

[gusty topaz]

🤩🐐🐐

[twin socket]

Im not white 😭

[empty moss]

man this some bullshit

[abstract citrus]

Jesus for what?

[finite dock]

that didn’t workout for you 😭

[dense mantle]

Hunterrrrr

[raw spoke]

He was meant to cash

[weak basin]

YOU AINTT G U BLESSED U WITH THAT

[clever otter]

Idc

[raw spoke]

See he ain’t get nun but 5😂

[weak basin]

U AINT DELULU

[dense mantle]

Where is dude that was arguing with me this morning????

[finite dock]

big talk from a mavs fan

[vocal spindle]

As far as you know. But you being a Celtics fan proves otherwise

[bleak tiger]

is cj abrams gonna have a good game

[clever otter]

Still up a lot on UD

[abstract citrus]

Bruhhh they don’t reboot? It’s auto refund?

[dense mantle]

Bro got mad bc I said he was terrible early this year and has been way better recently

[vocal spindle]

Face it, you Boston fans are never beating the racist allegations

[fast berry]

He cooked when I turned the game on

[clever otter]

Idc lmao

[fast berry]

Yeee

[finite dock]

@lusty kindle that capper is a 🤡

[lavish island]

Well at least they saved you from chalking

[clever otter]

What ? I didn't even talk to you

I know he's been better recently

[valid mortar]

@hard kraken RIP to our slips lol

[abstract citrus]

Oh boy. This is what we are doing.

[vocal spindle]

You must’ve felt wicked smaht posting this

[clever otter]

No clue how he went over outs but it's cool

[abstract citrus]

Worst take than skip bayless

[vocal spindle]

Yeah you white

[finite dock]

you’re not helping our case!

[empty moss]

yeah auto refund

[dense mantle]

Then I’m not talking about you. Some got mad bc I said I wouldn’t take the under

[valid mortar]

He’s been hitting and usually pitches 90-100

[lavish island]

Everyone knows Celtic is one of the most racist team in the nba

[abstract citrus]

Did you just claim being mixed but then send a white ass arm

[rare mulch]

Who was dat that said Hunter under PO was free 😭

[finite dock]

@hard kraken rip but we tried telling you brown under wasn’t the move 😭🙏

[twin socket]

Im Dominican

[vocal spindle]

Average Celtics fan

[abstract citrus]

Someone who’s slow don’t listen to him ever again lmao

[dense mantle]

He’s gotta be sick

[abstract citrus]

Mannn he said black fans. You are Dominican 😂😂😂😂

[clever otter]

This is his first time hitting 100 pitches all year

[twin socket]

Im nowhere near white

[finite dock]

Boston is statistically the 6th most diverse city in the US

I knew he was going over as soon as I saw 70% of bets on his under

[clever otter]

Still up

[valid mortar]

He tweeted under? I would’ve never trailed the earlier slip then 😪😪😪😪

[clever otter]

Never cared

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-what-gif-25794686

[abstract citrus]

You are. Look at your skin tone.

[rare mulch]

WHAT THE F** 🤬 IS THIS LINE?!? 💀💀💀💀

[vocal spindle]

I remember when the Celtics won the chip, it took a Celtics fan in here about 2.1 seconds to say something racist

[abstract citrus]

K now move on

[vocal spindle]

Bro did a get banned speed run

[clever otter]

Can I see yours

[finite dock]

as a Lakers fan I’m down to see any Celtics slander

[abstract citrus]

I mean idk what app that is so how should I show it?

[meager tinsel]

I'm not betting on baseball no more fuck this

[clever otter]

Underdog

[abstract citrus]

Brother you said this yesterday!!! 😂😂😂

[weak basin]

YAINER HOMER INCOMING

[finite dock]

They try to make us look bad

[valid mortar]

Why you so tied up? I took the under too lol

[clever otter]

+/- from support

[empty moss]

UMP

[clever otter]

I'm still rich

[empty moss]

THAT WAS A K

[rare mulch]

I took a break small slate tdy anyways wasn’t worth it

[empty moss]

nah that's crazy

[meager tinsel]

Yeah I'm good now this shit is trash

[abstract citrus]

This don’t look like no Ud to me.

[rare mulch]

Yesterday and the day b4 was historically bad

[weak basin]

YAINER HOMER INCOMING BTW

[clever otter]

Such bs going over lmao 46 through 2

[clever otter]

It is

Go to support and ask for your +/-

[abstract citrus]

K I’m sure nobody in here gives a fuck.

[finite dock]

“$3K = rich” ☠️☠️☠️

[vocal spindle]

Average Celtics fan not even 15 minutes after winning the chip

[valid mortar]

Yeah thought he was gonna have a lonnnng day after the first inning

[meager tinsel]

I rather buy games instead of donating on these stupid fucking baseball players

[clever otter]

Cause all my money is from underdog lmao

[finite dock]

What do you see that makes him a celtics fan

[clever otter]

Still rich at the end of the day

[valid mortar]

Instead he locked in and got a ton of ground and fly balls

[dense mantle]

He was gonna get a extended leash

[vocal spindle]

He said he was

[dense mantle]

This too

[vocal spindle]

There’s more to the conversation than just that message Andrew

[clever otter]

Nah blue jays just suck

[finite dock]

I see a Kansas city logo how much of a fan is he?

[elfin sapphire]

https://links.pikkit.com/invite/surf32690

[abstract citrus]

Man yall funny asl in here

[elfin sapphire]

Uae code for free $3 wen u signup for pikkit

Use*

[clever otter]

Begging for 3 bucks

[meager tinsel]

This the worst time of the year to be a gambler

[vocal spindle]

He said he was born in Boston and lives in Kansas and I said he’s a bandwagon and he started being racist

[tacit knot]

he had a bad day betting...

ty yainder

[elfin sapphire]

Lmaoo u must not take advantage of life buddy

Get in line

[abstract citrus]

Man all I gotta say is free Palestine free Sudan. Free anyone from systematic oppression have a good day

[dense mantle]

Omaooo

Lmaooo

[meager tinsel]

Need the next two months to fly by fast af

[clever otter]

I'm rich bro idc

[finite dock]

Yall cherry pick fr every fanbase has a few racist fans

[twin socket]

pikkit use code OBADA signing up for $3

[elfin sapphire]

Right 😭

[vocal spindle]

You should sign up for Grammarly using code OBA 🔥

[vocal spindle]

Yeah but the Celtics have a few non-racist fans

[abstract citrus]

Bro hasn’t shut up about how rich he is

[elfin sapphire]

Pikkit use surf32690

[meager tinsel]

Everyone I bet on suddenly can't hit the ball ever or get strikeouts

[twin socket]

pikkit use code OBADA signing up for $3

[elfin sapphire]

Let him feed into his dilusion

[vocal spindle]

Code surf32690 got me banned so I switched to code OBA

[dense mantle]

Send link

[meager tinsel]

What

[devout condor]

Diaz shit the bed today

[elfin sapphire]

Wrong reply

[vocal spindle]

I love calling people trash for selling my unders

[elfin sapphire]

Wen can I post in chat

[vocal spindle]

Never

[abstract citrus]

Bro why did this piece of shit walk singleton

[vocal spindle]

You have to pay to post in chat

[abstract citrus]

Well there goes my free line

[meager tinsel]

Ima just start betting the under apparently betting the overs mf brains fall out of they head

[vocal spindle]

It’s a subscription

[abstract citrus]

We all pay $5.99 a month to send photos

[vocal spindle]

Masterclasses incoming

[round lion]

Use code OBA for $3 off

[abstract citrus]

Hit my dm and ill buy the subscription for yall if you wanna send photos

[meager tinsel]

I swear

[abstract citrus]

Send $5.99 to $valley332

On cash app

[meager tinsel]

Soon as I bet the under MFS gone hit for the cycle

[vocal spindle]

Unlock Valley’s DMs by using code OBA

[elfin sapphire]

Ahh well dat sounds pointless

[abstract citrus]

Code oba will only cover $3 out of the $5.99 so I still need 2.99

[valid mortar]

Or send $10.99 to $joshgard12 for VIP EXCLUSIVE ACCESS

[abstract citrus]

Yea do Josh for exclusive I only do basic deals

[vocal spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/shaq-shimmy-excited-smile-gif-16595757024854862245

[green shell]

Ye or ne

[vocal spindle]

Level 50+ people can give out access for free

I’ll hook you up for 12.99

(9.99 if you use code OBA)

[meager tinsel]

Wish they had a 2 months

[vocal spindle]

Use code OBA for 115% off

[abstract citrus]

Can’t give everyone that code

[vocal spindle]

Don’t do it

[valid mortar]

You can also combine every code for $50 off + $100 in bonus funds and 3% interest return for 32 months

[vocal spindle]

You just gonna be using chalkboard by next week dawg

[twin socket]

🤔

[abstract citrus]

What’s yo

Up

[meager tinsel]

Nah I'm bout to ban myself on everything

[vocal spindle]

You gonna find a way to bet still

Only way to stop is discipline

[twin socket]

Why u delete it

[abstract citrus]

Ok fine you can have the code

[meager tinsel]

Nah I'm just go invest in ai fuck this

[vocal spindle]

Remember guys,

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/yess-yes-gif-25420589

[abstract citrus]

Use code Valley332 For 99% of bang bros! Exclusive today only!

[meager tinsel]

I'll be back when football starts

[vocal spindle]

I want it tomorrow tho

[meager tinsel]

Gonna spend the last 15 in my account and then I'm done if they don't hit

[valid mortar]

lmao

[vocal spindle]

UD already lets you bet on strokes

[twin socket]

😭

[meager tinsel]

Welp it's 5 o clock somewhere

Drinking my pain

Away

[vocal spindle]

Does anyone have the screenshot of the Bryson dechambeau 0.5 strikes special

[scarlet crow]

I got a girl coming over tonight y’all think I’m going over or under 4.5 strokes

[vocal spindle]

DNP, easy void

You not getting no cooch

[meager tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/statefarm-well-shes-a-guy-gif-10554521

[lavish island]

🏳️‍🌈

[twin socket]

He getting the strokes ??

[finite dock]

Just came back and they said you’re the mayor 🫵

[scarlet crow]

My career high is 9 and a half strokes 🔥

[empty moss]

😭

[finite dock]

half?

[vocal spindle]

With a man 🔥

[scarlet crow]

Yes half

[empty moss]

half

so

like

aight

😭

[meager tinsel]

These dudes got 4 hits in this game combined 😂😂😂😂😂

[onyx island]

Who got a good baseball parlay?

[vocal spindle]

He’s still inside, TO THIS DAY

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/what-da-dog-doin-what-da-dog-doin-gif-22078277

[empty moss]

this just letting me know how the other games gon play out 😂

[scarlet crow]

Y’all never done a half stroke?

[vocal spindle]

You can only do it once

[lavish island]

Ima finish the day with a under

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/boi-what-the-hell-boi-gif-22147158

[empty moss]

WAIT

MCNEIL

HOLDUP

[abstract citrus]

Thanks Jaka way to not get one fucking foul

[scarlet crow]

All y’all today

[empty moss]

OH SHIT

MCNEIL IS IN THE LINEUP

[meager tinsel]

They gone all magically go 3/4

[lavish island]

i wish i putted 2 player from the same team so i could get a refund

[empty moss]

BROOO

@dense mantle BETR WON'T PUT MCNEIL LINE UP 😭

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-spiderman-meme-miles-morales-gif-6254393350946967855

https://tenor.com/view/straight-face-the-office-stanley-umhmm-gif-5092910

[onyx island]

How confident?

[devout condor]

Astro batters decided not to show up today

[empty moss]

If u take McNeil under, u in for a sweat

[lavish island]

0%

[meager tinsel]

Nobody decided to show up. 🤣

[onyx island]

Why?

[meager tinsel]

They was getting drunk for Canada day before the game

[empty moss]

do u not see his stats vs the pitcher?

😂

[dense mantle]

Pussies

[empty moss]

he is

[onyx island]

Man I just need some good picks ion fw baseball

[empty moss]

that’s his stats vs Gore

yeah

[meager tinsel]

This shit ass don't fuck with it

[empty moss]

YEAHHH

EXACTLY

[bleak mountain]

blockman said pregame he wants to homer 3 times today

blockman said pregame he wants to homer 3 times today

[empty moss]

😭

[abstract citrus]

WAIT HE HIT @azure nebula I TAILED LETS GOOO

[tacit knot]

does kevin kiermier become a rescue now?

[finite dock]

💀

[empty moss]

rip unders

[azure nebula]

Got you my boy

[abstract citrus]

@azure nebula good looks bro

[onyx island]

What you got for baseball later? Dm me gang

[meager tinsel]

Must be nice to actually win a slip

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/wait-what-what-what-the-what-the-hell-confused-gif-5148050941166749560

[abstract citrus]

Aye mane. 🙈🙉🙊 the sauce is there just gotta use it

[finite dock]

Starting July off blue

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/sauce-crackermilk-ketchup-stain-gif-21853289

https://tenor.com/view/thats-what-im-talking-about-kevin-malone-brian-baumgartner-phyllis-lapin-phyllis-smith-gif-16115118

[weak basin]

Oh yeah taking his 0.5 total bases

[scarlet crow]

Man today ass what we got for tomorrow

[wanton heron]

Wat we think

[empty moss]

home runs

[twin socket]

Fuck Wingstop

[wanton heron]

Man ur fuking crazy

[abstract citrus]

Need springer to get cooked one last time

[twin socket]

My fries are soggy

😭

[abstract citrus]

Wait since Vladdy got Ruled out… does my shit auto refund on UD if every other leg hit

[tacit knot]

what are the other legs

[wanton heron]

😂 man they damn near always soggy I’ve only ever gotten them not soggy once or twice.

Wat u order

[tacit knot]

if u have two players from different teams it wont scratch

[abstract citrus]

Good. Yes it’s different teams

[tacit knot]

yeah it just acts like the leg wasnt there

so lower payout

[abstract citrus]

I knew scampicks did that but I always thought UD refunded it

[twin socket]

10 bone in combo half lemon pepper half mango habenaro and lemon pepper fries

[empty moss]

Astros

break down

[abstract citrus]

Boneless and you got yourself a banger order

[twin socket]

Dats wat I did

[abstract citrus]

You said bone in lol

[wanton heron]

Damn I get the 8 piece tender meal for 2 of Louisiana rub shi so good

[twin socket]

I always do dat tho I just changed it up a bit td

[onyx island]

What you got for baseball gang

[abstract citrus]

LETS GO SPRINGER YOU SUCK ASS

[wanton heron]

Nah ion do soccer I just need to know wat ya think bout that

[finite dock]

Holy shit Springer sucks

[onyx island]

Swing me sum for baseball

[lavish island]

Under gang

[wanton heron]

This wat i got rn

[onyx island]

Damn ion got that promo

[wanton heron]

Well that’s my gfs account she said send it in the discord let’s see how I did

[twin socket]

Ima trie next time

[scarlet crow]

She smart going for the safe plays

[empty moss]

BLUE JAYS SOLDDDED

WITH 3 LOADED BASES

[wanton heron]

Ye I ain’t get a promo either she always get them idk how cuz she always be winning 40-50-60 bucks wit me

[lavish island]

Can cj abrams don’t play today and take the day off ?

[scarlet crow]

If you not getting lemon pepper you sleep

[empty moss]

hell nah

that’ll be the 4th slip I make that gets refunded

😂

[twin socket]

I had dat shit rn

[wanton heron]

Trust shi is so good if they make it right

[wanton heron]

Yea thats wat I told her

[scarlet crow]

Unpopular opinion: Wingstop ranch overrated

[lavish island]

Hell yes

[empty moss]

👀

[wanton heron]

UR CRAZY I CAN DRINK THAT SHI

[lavish island]

Better for you so you don’t chalk and get your money back

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/surprised-sorprendido-shaquille-oneal-gif-23222312

[empty moss]

yeah UD might never see me again

[scarlet crow]

Honey mustard >ranch

[twin socket]

Dat shit good too

[oak quail]

Hunter brown push ???

[scarlet crow]

Sicko

[wanton heron]

That shi is perfectly rated imo

[empty moss]

BREGMAN

2 more batters

To give Pena another chance to bat

[twin socket]

Have you tried the corn ?

[lavish island]

Reason why I’m only doing under on batters now🤓

[scarlet crow]

No I heard it was good tho

[wanton heron]

Yes and it’s awesome me and my gf get 3 orders and devour it

[twin socket]

It is with some ranch 😫

[empty moss]

Finna be a Betr VIP

😂

[scarlet crow]

If it needs sauce it ain’t that good🗣️

[twin socket]

It’s still good tho

[wanton heron]

It doesn’t need ranch

[empty moss]

YORDANNN

[scarlet crow]

How much

[empty moss]

HOMERRRR

[amber wren]

PENALDO

[finite dock]

Alvarez homer

[amber wren]

PENALDO

[lavish island]

Follow Derek picks

[empty moss]

no sir ski

[craggy pendant]

Yordan!

[finite dock]

I believed in yall lmao

[empty moss]

1 more batter

[twin socket]

I do it with some ranch

[empty moss]

and Pena can bet again

[wanton heron]

Me too but it’s so good with and without it

[void mirage]

you got one?

[twin socket]

Yep

[void mirage]

check dms

[empty moss]

Diaz

lol

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/mmm-okay-ok-thinking-pout-gif-15272057

[empty moss]

batting .500

then shits the bed

[scarlet crow]

How much is it

[empty moss]

Singleton cmon bruh

get a walk or hit

[void mirage]

good looks

[empty moss]

rip

no way singleton

swung at dat

u dumb fuck

[weak basin]

Yainer shits the bed when i bet on him😐

[devout condor]

Bad day for Diaz it’s all good

[empty moss]

glad 3 of my slips got voided

astros shitted

blue jays shitted

Yelich and Abrams could bring me home

🙂

[weak basin]

Yelich for 1.5 bases or should i do his hrr at 2.5?

[tacit knot]

i survive

[empty moss]

"one of the best in baseball"

[jaunty crater]

Omg

[empty moss]

this mf altuve just chilling on his iPad

😭

[bleak mountain]

schneider fell off

[craggy pendant]

Looking for the latest electronic sensors

[meager tinsel]

300m for 5 years is crazy just imagine what these NBA players gonna be making a decade from now

[jaunty crater]

100+ 😭😭

[meager tinsel]

Gotta find me a 7 foot woman to have kids with immediately

[dense mantle]

YORDONKEYYYYY

[twin socket]

I got u one

[jaunty crater]

Diaz banned

[bleak mountain]

CLEMENT

HOLY SHIT

THATS GONEE

[devout condor]

Just a bad day

[empty moss]

BOOOOM

CLEMENT HOMER

[meager tinsel]

They have bad days everytime I bet on them

[jaunty crater]

https://tenor.com/view/naw-mike-epps-nah-hell-hellnaw-gif-14719746325970885289

[bleak mountain]

yordadddddyyy

[nova oxide]

Should I go over or under on David Peterson SO’s, it’s currently at 4.5

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/phoenix-mercury-brittney-griner-wnba-dunk-basketball-gif-23538164

[meager tinsel]

Shit he's gonna pitch a no hitter or some bullshit

[twin socket]

No

[tacit knot]

yk ur cooked when u making 1st inning strikeout bets

[empty moss]

game over

[bleak mountain]

nah fr

😂

[twin socket]

Griner

[finite dock]

HOLY GOATTT

[jaunty crater]

One more bet since Diaz chalked?

[dense mantle]

HOLYYYY OVERPAY

[tacit knot]

it was always diaz under

[abstract citrus]

Cash me out again we 2/2 on the day

[meager tinsel]

Now I see why they selling the team they ain't tryna pay the tab on these contracts they signing them too 😭

[dense mantle]

THEY NOT LIKE US

[finite dock]

Hornets never gonna have to overpay because no one wants to go there

[twin socket]

@meager tinsel so wat u say big bro

[abstract citrus]

Yesssirrr. You hitting today too?

[lavish island]

Bro going to get refund😭😭😭

[dense mantle]

Glad I’m not a hornets fan

[bleak mountain]

future indiana pacer jayson tatum

[abstract citrus]

K

[dense mantle]

2/2 rn.

[meager tinsel]

Test tube baby it is

[bleak tiger]

u think this a lock?

[abstract citrus]

Good shit. Let’s make it 3/3

[junior hearth]

this ain’t hitting ?

[finite dock]

37 year old Jayson Tatum to the pacers🔥

[junior hearth]

i’m not sure idk who’s pitching for mil

[meager tinsel]

Knowing my luck they will strike out the side

[twin socket]

And dis one look

[tacit knot]

why are we betting on 1st inning strikeouts bruh

[glacial oriole]

Probably

[half birch]

The payout isn’t worth it

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/cameron-brink-cameron-brink-tiktok-cameron-brink-tiktok-dance-cameron-brink-sparks-cameron-brink-wnba-gif-8137359019287568007

[dense mantle]

WE?????!!!!????

[bleak mountain]

ur gonna get paid pennies

[tacit knot]

those 2 clowns lmao

[meager tinsel]

Now that one can get it the normal way

[lavish island]

Bro missed a penalty 😂🤡🤡

[junior hearth]

anyone got any pics

?

[dense mantle]

Suiiiiiiii

[jaunty crater]

https://tenor.com/view/deuce-bigalow-bitch-hugebitch-big-gif-23229688

[finite dock]

That’s not a girl😭

[half birch]

Bro made a penalty

[lavish island]

U dint watch the game he got a penalty and missed 😂😂😂😂

[dense mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/lied-no-lies-detected-lie-detector-graphs-gif-14175445

[scarlet crow]

Need her

[south sleet]

For quick easy money?

[tacit knot]

stop with the trolling

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/willem-dafoe-looking-up-scared-among-us-gif-27315085

[south sleet]

I do that and green all the time 🤣

[meager tinsel]

I'ma just go get some wings it's national wings day

[tacit knot]

i hope u green ur 0.65x bets 💀

[scarlet crow]

Should I buy Bitcoin or ethereum

[south sleet]

Just drop 50 on ot

[dense mantle]

BTC

[south sleet]

It

[finite dock]

Does anyone actually listen to this capper?

[dense mantle]

CR7

[meager tinsel]

I lied it's not

[south sleet]

50 to win 50 🤣

[rare mulch]

You would be shocked how many ppl in here put plays bc he does

[dense mantle]

Reverse sweep today?

[rare mulch]

Literally half of the server

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/edd-gif-27279993

[bleak mountain]

bro alex caruso is the goat 🐐🐐🐐

[tacit knot]

i lowkey did gores under ks i didnt know he did it.

im cooked

[rare mulch]

Fr now he’s on the thunder he’s winning a championship 🙏🏼

[bleak mountain]

if you don’t tail caruso u missing out 🤦🏿‍♂️

[finite dock]

Atleast tail someone that wins, dude has a 0.48 all time ROI

😭

[lavish island]

Bro crying after missing it

[bleak mountain]

only bitches fade alex caruso 🧏🤣

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/man-trash-throw-them-away-garbage-gif-14290198

[dense mantle]

My friends sister bought bitcoin when it was around 2k and she forgot her account password now

[bleak mountain]

who are you ?

[bleak tiger]

i just put 1000 down on it

[lavish island]

Easy Ronaldo 😂

[rare mulch]

Alex Caruso is always on my slips he cashes points everytime, he gonna be a dog for the thunder

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/chris-tucker-oh-man-omg-face-palm-oh-no-gif-17195543

[gusty topaz]

it was so free

[dense mantle]

It’s been 4 years she gave up

[gusty topaz]

that penalty scared me

[finite dock]

Only Alex Caruso I bet is the bald one

[bleak mountain]

the greatest to ever play the game

[twin socket]

How much she bought?

[lavish island]

Well they had fun at least bc they getting eliminated by France 😂😂😭😭