#┆⚾・baseball
abstract citrus
abstract citrus
https://tenor.com/view/smells-somebody-shit-smelly-who-farted-gif-52664953917159...
valid mortar
where did he go??
abstract citrus
over 
@finite dock
valid mortar
his username was "."
abstract citrus
lean dust
pine igloo
Banger slip
abstract citrus
lean dust
Banger slip
🤞🤞🤞
south sleet
Devers over 1.5 hits?
pine igloo
https://tenor.com/view/ugh-annoyed-face-gif-18341274
Orioles are better womp womp
abstract citrus
https://tenor.com/view/ugh-annoyed-face-gif-18341274
abstract citrus
Orioles are better womp womp
This man knows ball
thin ermine
Devers over 1.5 hits?
Likely but I took bases
finite dock
Orioles are better womp womp
I think different
They got us this year because we injured
But we’ll be back next year
pine igloo
... we literally have Adley Rutschman, Gunnar Henderson, and the best farm in baseball.
finite dock
https://tenor.com/view/red-sox-david-ortiz-boston-sucks-gif-17986313
Bro at the Celtics parade mfs were saying Juan Soto and Aaron Judge were bitches and stuff😭
abstract citrus
Only way I’m gonna be able to watch the orioles play is I gotta wait for them to come over and spank the A’s real quick
abstract citrus
Bro at the Celtics parade mfs were saying Juan Soto and Aaron Judge were bitches...
Lmao Sox fans really salty over the Yankees? It’s ok their down fall will continue
finite dock
... we literally have Adley Rutschman, Gunnar Henderson, and the best farm in ba...
And you’ll never win another world series
abstract citrus
And you’ll never win another world series
Never is a big word
pine igloo
And you’ll never win another world series
Genuinely hilarious you're saying this as a Red Sox fan
abstract citrus
Genuinely hilarious you're saying this as a Red Sox fan
I mean didn’t the Sox win in 2018?
white citrus
dang i dont get any of these free sq
finite dock
Reminder last time Orioles won the world series was 2 years into Ronald Reagan’s presidency
abstract citrus
I’m a orioles fan but this is kind of weird flex when the orioles haven’t won since the 80s
pine igloo
I mean didn’t the Sox win in 2018?
Yeah but their average age is so much higher than ours. We have a MUCH brighter future.
Which is why I think that statement was funny coming from a Sox fan
valid mortar
eh, im just enjoying the ride
abstract citrus
Yeah but their average age is so much higher than ours. We have a MUCH brighter ...
Oh I know this team is built to be a powerhouse soon. And Gunnar is gonna lead the way for a long time. But the Sox have won kind of recently
valid mortar
we'll talk smack after winning it all
abstract citrus
It’s funny being so new to baseball Idek who the orioles direct rivals are yet.
Need to learn all this shit
dense mantle
Reminder last time Orioles won the world series was 2 years into Ronald Reagan’s...
Who?
abstract citrus
Still my first season
pine igloo
Mainly the Nationals
valid mortar
stankees
pine igloo
The Battle of the Beltways
twin socket
Welp
abstract citrus
Yankees and Nationals are?
twin socket
Yankees and Nationals are?
Trash
abstract citrus
Agree
pine igloo
Yankees and Nationals are?
I'd probably call those our two biggest rivals
dense mantle
rare mulch
O’s will win a WS before Boston does
abstract citrus
I'd probably call those our two biggest rivals
Nationals are mid asl not worried there. Gunnar > judge and outside of judge yanks are asss
twin socket
O’s will win a WS before Boston does
Oh man
pine igloo
Nationals are mid asl not worried there. Gunnar > judge and outside of judge yan...
Absolutely agreed
finite dock
I’m pretty sure the majority of the Orioles world series championships were closer to the downfall of the Austro-Hungarian empire then the present day
pine igloo
I’m pretty sure the majority of the Orioles world series championships were clos...
W chirp
valid mortar
last playoffs was heartbreaking
abstract citrus
Andrew a D1 Red Sox yapper
finite dock
And on the the hand all of their championships occurred when the Soviet Union was a functionable empire
twin socket
Andrew why are orioles fans talking ?
abstract citrus
Andrew why are orioles fans talking ?
I’m just talking shit for fun lol. It’s my favorite team but I have no issue with Boston. It’s just fun
rare mulch
Oh he’s a Boston fan too
pine igloo
I’m just talking shit for fun lol. It’s my favorite team but I have no issue wit...
^^^
finite dock
Andrew why are orioles fans talking ?
pine igloo
This is basically passing time bc I'm bored asf
twin socket
Oh he’s a Boston fan too
finite dock
Oh he’s a Boston fan too
Me or Cooked
abstract citrus
This is basically passing time bc I'm bored asf
Literally we got a whole hour until this first game gotta kill time
abstract citrus
https://tenor.com/view/arthur-blank-falcons-celebration-happy-gif-7718178
😂😂😂
abstract citrus
I don’t wanna laugh at the pats fan. He’s just gonna show me clips of the Brady fumble
twin socket
Bro Cooked is a yankee I don’t know why he says he’s a Boston fan
Here we go
finite dock
Here we go
nah jk love you
pine igloo
I was hoping I could be at the range long enough to get to the first game but it started raining
finite dock
😘
rare mulch
https://tenor.com/view/arthur-blank-falcons-celebration-happy-gif-7718178
Philly special
rare mulch
abstract citrus
Now I wait to get cooked cause the raiders been poverty for 20 yrs
rare mulch
https://tenor.com/view/drake-gif-20676951
@twin socket
abstract citrus
https://tenor.com/view/brady-tuck-rule-snowing-nfl-snow-gif-13351941
Lmao I was just waiting on it
rare mulch
😂😂😂😂
abstract citrus
https://tenor.com/view/mac-jones-gif-17945481414363308715
I love seeing this
finite dock
I used to have the 28-3 flag in my room lol
abstract citrus
Ima take shots at both of us @pine igloo
pine igloo
Gonna roast myself rq
rare mulch
twin socket
https://tenor.com/view/eli-manning-gif-18434577
rare mulch
https://tenor.com/view/queen-elizabeth-queen-queen-of-england-elizabeth-ii-queen...
Falcons legend
abstract citrus
I’m serious how does it feel to go from a dynasty to now yall about to become poverty just like us
twin socket
https://tenor.com/view/weaponz-bill-belichick-patriots-gif-18866179
His is the blame for dat
finite dock
twin socket
I’m serious how does it feel to go from a dynasty to now yall about to become po...
We will be back
rare mulch
Thank you
abstract citrus
We will be back
I would say I hope so but I genuinely don’t. Only way I’d be ok with yall being good again is you have to take down Mahoney in the process
finite dock
I’m serious how does it feel to go from a dynasty to now yall about to become po...
We weren’t ready for literally everyone to leave us😭
pine igloo
We weren’t ready for literally everyone to leave us😭
You have Kayshon Boutte.... oh wait
finite dock
You have Kayshon Boutte.... oh wait
He’s a gambler like all of us
abstract citrus
We weren’t ready for literally everyone to leave us😭
I will say screw you for letting us take Josh mcdaniels. I don’t want that man anywhere near my team please
Never again
I’d rather break my own neck
pine igloo
“You could have just given me the $20 million and I would just told you I fking did it.” -Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Jr.
twin socket
I will say screw you for letting us take Josh mcdaniels. I don’t want that man a...
Idk why ya took him after what he did with the broncos
abstract citrus
Idk why ya took him after what he did with the broncos
Bro our owner thinks he’s the smartest man in the room when his hair cut looks like they paid him to get it. Our current regime is the first smart thing he’s done in so long
pine igloo
I'm so happy with Kevin O'Connell and Kwesi
twin socket
Bro our owner thinks he’s the smartest man in the room when his hair cut looks l...
He ugly ass shit
abstract citrus
I’m just so happy the broncos are gonna be in Poverty for awhile and the chargers are on the brink of poverty if Harbaugh can’t fix it. Just need to beat the chiefs and this div is ours
abstract citrus
He ugly ass shit
He’s more than ugly fam
twin socket
😭🤣🤣🤣
abstract citrus
Bro doesn’t look human if we being honest
finite dock
Did anyone hit in the morning
twin socket
Bro doesn’t look human if we being honest
Money is a hell of a drug
abstract citrus
Did anyone hit in the morning
Hit on what games 😂😂😂
rare mulch
Demogorgon
abstract citrus
Baseball ain’t even on yet
abstract citrus
Money is a hell of a drug
I just wanna know who’s his mom cause whoever AL made that kid with needs to be tested
abstract citrus
India has horrible stats against pallente
Understandable but if he’s leading off I have great faith he smacks today
tiny topaz
Does anyone know if that CB depo match expires anytime soon??
abstract citrus
Only thing that worries me is if they take him off lead
twin socket
Demogorgon
abstract citrus
Does anyone know if that CB depo match expires anytime soon??
10pm est
tiny topaz
Shiiii
twin socket
Oh man
tiny topaz
I got a new card and just got to work and forgot it
abstract citrus
1-7 is his career
Jesus. But he’s been very hot lately let’s hope today changes that
twin socket
1-7 is his career
My shit is cooked
lean dust
I played him to 😂
tiny topaz
India has horrible stats against pallente
Shii I didn’t see that
abstract citrus
I got a new card and just got to work and forgot it
Virtual card?
Same I played him, I’m not worried about it
lean dust
You ever sprinkled them into a blunt?
Ohhhhhhh ya when I was younger not I gotta conserve my shit
I put it on top of my bowl now n get romped
Now*
abstract citrus
Ohhhhhhh ya when I was younger not I gotta conserve my shit
I feel that. The other day I chugged this 100mg drink and holy shit I was on another planet 😂
lean dust
I feel that. The other day I chugged this 100mg drink and holy shit I was on ano...
Those r nice to man
abstract citrus
Now I vibe and wait for these games 🫡
lean dust
My buddy got three diff kinds
stiff matrix
Y’all ain’t never stuffed a 3.5 in yall wood and smoke 10 blunts 😤
abstract citrus
Oh bro. Crush moon rocks, cover it in wax then roll it in hash… you gonna be paralyzed 😂😂😂
lean dust
abstract citrus
Hell nah. Cool off xannys. I don’t touch pills anymore
lean dust
Fuck no stick to the weed bro
abstract citrus
How was it?
lunar patio
send slips @lean dust
stiff matrix
Fuck no stick to the weed bro
lunar patio
☠️
lean dust
send slips <@1185246322719215708>
stiff matrix
y’all took shrooms before?
abstract citrus
y’all took shrooms before?
Yes. Several times. I love it
lunar patio
presh it family 🤞🏽
lean dust
send slips <@1185246322719215708>
rare mulch
Send ohtani link rq
pine igloo
Confirmed: X-Rays on Adley Rutschman's hand came back negative. He feels better and is able to swing the bat.
abstract citrus
Shrooms is one drug I recommend everyone to try atleast once in your life. It helps your perception of life a lot
stiff matrix
Shrooms is one drug I recommend everyone to try atleast once in your life. It he...
I did that shit idk it was weird shit was moving 😂
abstract citrus
I did that shit idk it was weird shit was moving 😂
You gotta take enough to really feel the mental aspect of it. But if you took just enough to see the effects then you won’t feel that part. It’s weird shrooms has levels
hard kraken
I’m so pissed bro ngl I want them it match up to 100% up to $150-$250
tiny topaz
Pyschs are good for a one time experience imo
stiff matrix
you took the actual shroom right not the candy bar? @abstract citrus
hard kraken
So mid
lean dust
Send ohtani link rq
Got you, only if u ride don’t switch it
hard kraken
Below mid
tiny topaz
I’m so pissed bro ngl I want them it match up to 100% up to $150-$250
Same man they’ve been on the 40
abstract citrus
you took the actual shroom right not the candy bar? <@900970497217540139>
I’ve done both. Candy was more of a funny experience and the actual shrooms had me questioning life
tiny topaz
I’m cool w 40 but I can see how it’s annoying
abstract citrus
When I took the actual thing I blended them into a smoothie
stiff matrix
I’ve done both. Candy was more of a funny experience and the actual shrooms had ...
na fax that shit have you there thinking
hard kraken
Both valid tbh
hard kraken
I’m cool w 40 but I can see how it’s annoying
Ya ran these two slips
abstract citrus
Oh I know I’ve tripped heavy where everything was full on rotating
tiny topaz
Ya ran these two slips
You don’t like the flashes?
stiff matrix
Oh I know I’ve tripped heavy where everything was full on rotating
Ion think I’ll be able to take it again by myself I gotta be with somebody
yeah don’t do that shit 😂
abstract citrus
Ion think I’ll be able to take it again by myself I gotta be with somebody
Understandable. It’s easier to handle when you’re in a comfortable environment. By yourself will have you deep in your head, if your not feeling ready for it never do it. Psychedelics are intense when your not in the right mental state
tall scaffold
Yo call me crazy but Kikuchi over fantasy
abstract citrus
Has anyone in here ever experienced an “ego death” don’t like calling it that cause it’s lowkey cringy but that’s what it is
tall scaffold
Yankees batters are stone cold rn
stiff matrix
Yo call me crazy but Kikuchi over fantasy
We’re talking abt drugs rn
finite dock
Show ya picks for today guys I wanna see
stiff matrix
😂
abstract citrus
Yankees need some shrooms rn
stiff matrix
don’t y’all feel like making a HR is easy asf?
tall scaffold
blue jays smacked the Yankees yesterday like a kid receiving a whooping
stiff matrix
This one of my lays I put $20 on it 🤷🏾♂️
spare temple
Who is winning tonight fr
stiff matrix
fax
spare temple
Like these all feel like 50/50 matchups
lean dust
Anyone know that David Hamilton dude
hard kraken
You don’t like the flashes?
Mid
stiff matrix
Gilbert like was at 34.5 I think
hard kraken
Plus
lean dust
He good for 3 HRR?
stiff matrix
It dropped
hard kraken
They never go my way on most of them
lean dust
This dude
jaunty crater
Great odds for the under
lean dust
I’m smashing
jaunty crater
Might pair that with my .5
finite dock
Might pair that with my .5
Over or under
jaunty crater
Under
spare temple
I’m smashing
Congrats on hitting 50
hard kraken
I’m smashing
Lemme check smth out
First
For you
Before you place him on the slip
lean dust
Congrats on hitting 50
lol what
spare temple
Level 50 on underdog
lean dust
Before you place him on the slip
Thank u
lean dust
You’re light blue now
Thanks my brother 💪
tall scaffold
Anyone know that David Hamilton dude
sterile dagger
i wanna be light blue
jaunty crater
He be inconsistent so good luck
9/30 🤮
spare temple
i wanna be light blue
Not as a Knicks fan you won’t be
sterile dagger
Not as a Knicks fan you won’t be
damn 🙂↕️
twin socket
He batting 2nd
lean dust
Cooked ur a Boston guy
twin socket
He gonna see a lot of opportunities
finite dock
Perfect for the under we like incomsistent
Good luck
lean dust
Cooked making me want to stay away to be safe
twin socket
Cooked making me want to stay away to be safe
He not bad but he not good
celest slate
Cooked making me want to stay away to be safe
I would stay away. The SD pitcher is not that great
lean dust
I would stay away. The SD pitcher is not that great
Ima stay away
pine igloo
damn bro they made mount castle a reduced payout
i took him earlier cause its a Mounty day 100%. Glad I did.
twin socket
If sd had a good pitcher then yea but he ass
hard kraken
Cooked making me want to stay away to be safe
Fade Hamilton
lean dust
I am to be safe
amber wren
bleak mountain
cash?
amber wren
put money on jonathan India ride with me ong
lean dust
pine igloo
If he's on the 16th you're good
amber wren
If he's on the 16th you're good
Ya fr
He’s been balling
Up to 2nd place
Gonna win this tourney
pine igloo
Him and Shipley carried my golf slips
(I know Shipley from college so I felt obligated)
amber wren
missed out on akshay cuz I was waiting for the promo
amber wren
(I know Shipley from college so I felt obligated)
Ohh lmao
sterile dagger
yessirr. i have no patience on betting golf shit take forever
amber wren
That must feel crazy betting on somebody you actually know
pine igloo
I bet on it then watch it cause I love golf
pine igloo
That must feel crazy betting on somebody you actually know
It's odd for sure. Was gonna text him if he sold my parlay
sterile dagger
I bet on it then watch it cause I love golf
tom kim da 🐐
amber wren
It's odd for sure. Was gonna text him if he sold my parlay
Haha you better thank him after he cashes your slip
pine igloo
tom kim da 🐐
He's great. Bryson's been my guy since he got his tour card.
hazy rain
sterile dagger
he won me 500 yesterday
hazy rain
So do you think he will have more than Pereira
sterile dagger
He’s going over 50
alex by KO round 2🤫
tiny topaz
That’s a tough one
amber wren
What I’ve noticed is the rivals are extremely free if it’s a heavily favoured matchup
tiny topaz
I’m a very biased Jiri fan
amber wren
But if it’s close like that then risky
tiny topaz
So do you think he will have more than Pereira
Look at their last fight*
spare temple
Gunnar got ruled out for today though
hazy rain
Pereira had 8 more significant strikes and he won last time
lean dust
That’s smart
tiny topaz
Pereira had 8 more significant strikes and he won last time
I just think rivals isn’t smart
Just get Jiri as
Unless it’s at like 50
It was 43.5 or smth last night
tiny topaz
But if it ends early the bet is off
Last fight ended early. Expect Jiri to learn from his mistakes and make the fight a bit longer
Very smart guaranteed profit
NICEEEE
I was gonna bet on a league goat but decided not to
Oh shi fr
I was looking for locks for SKT1 vs KTR
SKT1 is the most popular team
And I only know the mfs on there
I get the stigma abt league
The player base is awful.
Picking who loses and then putting deaths down for the carry is free
Carry is always the target of a fight, if they are losing the carry will die a lot
I’m also ass at league so it’s kinda fun to watch pro players
lunar patio
twin what’s the point of gambling for $20 profit
lunar patio
i feel it
tiny topaz
I was thinking of the strat but nah
I get paid today so I depo 80 into Ud+cb
Biggest betting day in a hot minute for me I got 78 on the line
I used the depo match today basically, ima save the actual depo on the slate tmrw
20 dollars guaranteed is nice
Also u get play thru too
primal mountain
tiny topaz
Wow that’s very good
tiny topaz
I like it
I make triple your slips and you have triple the profit lol
I was abt to say I unsymced it then couldn’t resync
I’ve lost my last 3 2-mans. Atp I’d rather bet for the value of 3s
I only do 3s and 6s
I lost the perreria and Sabrina promos w 2 mans I was so possed
That’s smart
abstract citrus
The way things are looking I’ll finish between up $75-$150 not the greatest but a month in the green is always good
tiny topaz
Pitchers were my main money maker until mid June then they started sellin so I stuck to batters
I have 9 slips today w tons of overlay
abstract citrus
If I hit today that up $150 can easily turn to up $700
Just need to hit well today
tiny topaz
If I hit a promo I’ll make profit
meager tinsel
Thoughts ?
tiny topaz
It is
abstract citrus
I have a good feeling today I’ll atleast finish green
I need to not fuck around with my fliff money no more lmao
pine igloo
thats literally Correa's AB's yesterday LMFAO
abstract citrus
Brodie I got like 10 slips up. I love the slate today
abstract citrus
thats literally Correa's AB's yesterday LMFAO
Cap? Unless I’m tweaking
tall scaffold
Yankees want to Get Kikuchi so I think he’ll have a good game against them
abstract citrus
And didn't get me the gd Base #2
Oh
I’m sorry lmao
Still got a hit run and rbi
pine igloo
-_-
pine igloo
-_-
abstract citrus
Extremely
pine igloo
I would've been up $100+ yesterday alone if Correa hit
stiff matrix
y’all believe in Royce Hits. + Run + RBI?
abstract citrus
I didn’t bet on a single pitcher today
I only bet on ober nobody else
primal mountain
tiny topaz
y’all believe in Royce Hits. + Run + RBI?
Yes but it’s his toughest pitching matchup
meager tinsel
Who got the combo slip
twin socket
I only bet on ober nobody else
Ober wat?
bleak mountain
aarón judger
pine igloo
Put together an F1 pick too W
south sleet
Ohtani definitely going yard in SF
tiny topaz
This is ballsy but I hope you win
I kinda have a list of goated hitters
Harper injured
Oh boy
Yea it’s missing shohei
I should’ve ran it ur right
bleak mountain
rolls royce
tiny topaz
I didn’t trust Royce nearly enough as I usually do bc he’s against Gilbert
Idc if he shits on Gilbert I’ll always be weary of a great pitcher against a batter
bleak mountain
i have gilbert on my slip he prolly getting shelled
tiny topaz
Ik it’s so shitty
I’m starting to just make a list of favorites to get on baseball
He was so damn high by the time I woke up I took his under HA and he still went over
pine igloo
Cedric Mullins ^
tiny topaz
I was on the Royce train after his 10th game
Royce is who made me switch to primarily betting batters
pine igloo
I know how he operates so the second he got that first good game I hammered his overs
tiny topaz
If a guy is hot his 1.5 hrr is money
stiff matrix
Max scherzer U K’s
tiny topaz
I had him the whole week leading up and then kept betting him thru the slump
bleak mountain
i think most are fixed payouts so they betta hit
tiny topaz
Gunnar def sold my shi
onyx marten
Why 3-mans
rancid oak
Royce is who made me switch to primarily betting batters
pitchers are easier for me ngl
tiny topaz
Bc I lose 2 mans anyways
tiny topaz
pitchers are easier for me ngl
They just been sellin me as of late. I stick w the good ones
onyx marten
Bc I lose 2 mans anyways
So making it a 3-man increases your win rate? 😭
tiny topaz
Increases my payout
onyx marten
Ahhh ur so a slots kinda guy
tiny topaz
I mean if I lose a 2 man that’s legit just someone and a .5 what’s the point in not splitting ur odds by another 50% for 2x the payout
tiny topaz
Ahhh ur so a slots kinda guy
I mean I guess you could say that. I should probably start sticking w 2 mans but everytime I try them they miss and it’s a lot more frustrating losing a 2 man than a 3 man
But that’s just me. Shi that’s prob why I’m down 200 this month
meager tinsel
Bro is every app giving a pereira 0.5 significant strike discount lol
tiny topaz
Bro is every app giving a pereira 0.5 significant strike discount lol
Prob yea
abstract citrus
I’m proud of you bro. Today was my first day depositing this whole month. I feel good not touching any of my money
wanton heron
Wat do we think guys hurry up
abstract citrus
Anyone rooting for him is deeply racist. Idek what to say about that but then you vote for Biden and it’s the same thing. This country likes to give us the illusion of choice when they are the same evil
wanton heron
Payout is 60
wanton heron
I’m not looking to cash in 2000 as much as I would like to
unique hare
Lol biden said israel are doing the right thing, then trump said no they arent they should finish the job😭
Insane
tiny topaz
Seems like ud, pp, and betr
They milking It
onyx marten
Bro is every app giving a pereira 0.5 significant strike discount lol
They know something we don’t, bros gonna get a flying knee to the face before he even blinks
unique hare
One thingll never change no matter who the us president is, hounddogs for israel
Alright back to baseball
meager tinsel
They know something we don’t, bros gonna get a flying knee to the face before he...
If jiri throws a flying knee to start the fight that would be crazy lol
onyx marten
I’m confused
unique hare
I’m confused
Does looking at men give you weird feelings?
onyx marten
If jiri throws a flying knee to start the fight that would be crazy lol
I already see Joe Rogan falling out of his seat
meager tinsel
What's the over under the president dies in office
wanton heron
MAN FUXK THIS SHIT IM MOVING TO ANOTHER FUXKING COUNTRY
meager tinsel
No u not
onyx marten
Does looking at men give you weird feelings?
What are you yapping abt
unique hare
What are you yapping abt
Joke bombed my fault
finite dock
Our country is so cooked regardless of who wins😭
onyx marten
Joke bombed my fault
😭
meager tinsel
To be fair the entire world is cooked lol
finite dock
Jayson Tatum 2028. Any takers? ✋
wanton heron
See nah I ain’t that stupid 😂
meager tinsel
I used to say I'd move to Canada but Canada is fucked too 😭
onyx marten
At least he specified that he’s a “bad” one
wanton heron
Hawaii is beautiful but it’s expensive and worse of all ITS THE US
onyx marten
Hawaii is beautiful but it’s expensive and worse of all ITS THE US
US is the greatest country on earth
dusk isle
i have been to oahu and it is amazing relaxing
wanton heron
Yea Canada is fuxked as well
meager tinsel
Fuck it I'm moving to Sweden getting me a snow bunny 🤪
unique hare
You guys are welcome here, just gotta deal with this weather
meager tinsel
Yessir
wanton heron
Sweden has one of the lowest crime rates in the world
meager tinsel
You guys are welcome here, just gotta deal with this weather
Mf where u live hell?
dusk isle
is that arizona
finite dock
Moving to El Salvador
meager tinsel
😭
unique hare
meager tinsel
finite dock
Is gambling legal in Germany?
hard kraken
Going to Italy on July 3rd 🥲
Won’t be placing any slips it’s gonna hurt
But it’s for the best
😂
meager tinsel
I did take French in high school Paris it is
finite dock
My legal last name has the ü in it Id think i’d fit in Germany
dawn urchin
My french teacher kicked me out of the class and gave me an A to leave
Dam silk the trouble maker
meager tinsel
My friend got kicked out of class cuz he said the teacher was on her period cuz she was mad nobody did the homework 😂
dawn urchin
Been getting banned since the school days
unique hare
Dam silk the trouble maker
Wasnt even a trouble maker i was just hyper as shit so she didnt know what to do lmao
dawn urchin
Wasnt even a trouble maker i was just hyper as shit so she didnt know what to do...
She didn’t appreciate the IGOAT hype
finite dock
My friend got kicked out of class cuz he said the teacher was on her period cuz ...
In middle school we had a kid who got sent to the principles office by our teacher and literally just left the building
unique hare
I did let my intrusive thoughts win once and ended up yanking the pe teachers hoodie from the back and pulling him down
To this day i dont know why i did it
dawn urchin
I did let my intrusive thoughts win once and ended up yanking the pe teachers ho...
…..
unique hare
😂
meager tinsel
In middle school we had a kid who got sent to the principles office by our teach...
I got sent to the principal and just walked around till the next class started lmao
finite dock
I got sent to the principal and just walked around till the next class started l...
When I got sent out of the class I would wait in the bathroom till the period was over
dull whale
I don’t watch baseball. I just wanna bet. Do you think Shohei is getting a home run tonight?
meager tinsel
I remember I didn't go to math class for a whole month before they even noticed I wasn't going 😂
dull whale
I don’t watch baseball. I just wanna bet. Do you think Shohei is getting a home ...
pls help me
finite dock
Holy shit
unique hare
We had a dude get expelled because they THOUGHT he brought a gun
Whole time it was a smoking pipe
amber wren
Cashhhh kim baby thank you
meager tinsel
LMAO
bleak mountain
phillies nrfi
scarlet crow
School shooter
bleak mountain
locked up
unique hare
Cashhhh kim baby thank you
Focus on the road man
amber wren
Yes fr
tiny topaz
Ayo
bleak mountain
phillies nrfi is chalked
unique hare
They cancelled our high school graduation
meager tinsel
Where the fuck y'all get sheep 😭
unique hare
Where the fuck y'all get sheep 😭
IT WASNT ME
meager tinsel
I remember some dumbasses cut down the threes and we had no shade the rest of the year 😭
unique hare
Mfs said yeah were gonna do this and that I said fuck it gonna sleep well at home
valid mortar
pray4trea
bleak mountain
drug test sanchez
meager tinsel
So no combo slips?
valid mortar
im gonna try and string a couple together cause DFS is draining that account lol
daily fantasy sports lineups
lean dust
Let’s go Sanchez
craggy pendant
$2 lotto
valid mortar
P P C 1B 2B 3B SS OF OF OF
limber gale
I forgot Harper got injured do his plays get refunded
bleak mountain
harper and schwarber out for phillies
bleak mountain
I forgot Harper got injured do his plays get refunded
yes
valid mortar
we did the ol' laxative chocolate re-wrap into a hershey wrapper
gave it to a kid walking by us to the gym
unique hare
we did the ol' laxative chocolate re-wrap into a hershey wrapper
Twins, but i did a liquid one in my friends redbull
valid mortar
Twins, but i did a liquid one in my friends redbull
oh that's devious
vocal spindle
Sanchez is dealing bro, 86% strike%, 2 Ks and the only hit he gave up was a 0.33 xba, basically extreme luck to get on base off it
pine igloo
One of my friends did it in another friend's water on the first tee of a round of golf...
lean dust
Sanchez is dealing bro, 86% strike%, 2 Ks and the only hit he gave up was a 0.33...
I like this shit
unique hare
Ive had to take laxatives twice since so ive been punished for my sins
meager tinsel
Wtf are these jerseys
south sleet
I like this shit
2Ks already
lean dust
Lot of people was on Turner today
weak basin
Whos selling me?
finite dock
Sanchez is dealing bro, 86% strike%, 2 Ks and the only hit he gave up was a 0.33...
Is he doing good
pine igloo
Is he doing good
Very
valid mortar
yes
meager tinsel
Whos selling me?
Hopefully none cuz I got a lot of these people lmao
valid mortar
lol
unique hare
From the messages youve sent we can determine that you were a massive little shit
bleak mountain
cash phillies nrfi
unique hare
phillies nrfi is chalked
@bleak mountain tf
bleak mountain
idk i was just saying shit
valid mortar
cash phillies nrfi
damn, i forgot to place a slip with this. lapse with schwarb and harper being out
vocal spindle
I like this shit
0.033 is actually crazy, you’d need to make that same hit 31 times to get on base
bleak mountain
sánchez my favorite groundout pitcher
primal mountain
valid mortar
the batter hits the ball but it goes into the ground and is passed to first base to get him out
abstract citrus
Sanchez is that guy
meager tinsel
Hopefully Sanchez don't pull a shota and randomly decide to chalk us
south sleet
Hopefully Sanchez don't pull a shota and randomly decide to chalk us
Talking crazy already lol
bleak mountain
Hopefully Sanchez don't pull a shota and randomly decide to chalk us
chill
meager tinsel
Talking crazy already lol
I'm just saying I hope that bullshit don't happen today I believe in him tho
onyx marten
Idk how yall throw money on like 3 people hitting home runs the same day
meager tinsel
Same way u put money on anyone it's all random at the end of the day
primal mountain
i have that same slip!
south sleet
onyx marten
Same way u put money on anyone it's all random at the end of the day
Yeah but the likelyness of it doesn’t seem worth it at all
lean dust
They so dumb
finite dock
Woahhh
tiny topaz
LFG marsh
abstract citrus
Crazy
onyx marten
Murray is the only reason they made it as far as they did in the playoffs
That’s insanity
meager tinsel
the pelicans like being dickheads to the lakers man
onyx marten
Pelicans with a healthy Zion and Dejounte Murray? Crazy
lean dust
Dejounte
meager tinsel
larry nance and 2 first got them murray i swear these mf wanted austin rui and first lol from the lakers
onyx marten
I thought it was the other Murray
bleak mountain
larry nance and 2 first got them murray i swear these mf wanted austin rui and f...
and dlo
hawks always find a way to ruin their franchise
meager tinsel
and dlo
bro i swear they be wanting the lakers entire team then turn around and trade the same player for peanuts
bleak mountain
hes a future plumber
bleak mountain
fleeced 🤣
heady hound
O’s winning td ?
pine igloo
He still doing good?
Let up a base hit, on the second batter of the inning now.
finite dock
Remind yall it took 5 FRP and a 15ppg scorer for MIKAL BRIDGES
And it took 2 FRP and a scrub for Dejounte
Holy fleece
finite dock
Let up a base hit, on the second batter of the inning now.
Oh it’s fine though right
He will still hit
pine igloo
It's the top of the 3rd. Would love a few more K's but he should be good.
I have HRR -_-
pine igloo
He will still hit
Got out of the 3rd. At 15 FP atm.
lean dust
Abrams hit by pitch
finite dock
Got out of the 3rd. At 15 FP atm.
So he done?
lean dust
Like come on
south sleet
I need more Sanchez SO
finite dock
There’s a sports app called Real where you collect cards while watching the game with other people
abstract citrus
knicks gonna be contenders for years though
Knicks gonna be so nice next year
Just gotta stay healthy
primal mountain
bleak mountain
Just gotta stay healthy
yessir
tiny topaz
Fuckin Abram’s
bleak mountain
bridges is basically an iron man
pine igloo
Sorry the Rangers are getting shutout (thats a good slip but I gotta be biased asf)
finite dock
Need Arozorena 1.5 HRR
primal mountain
Sorry the Rangers are getting shutout (thats a good slip but I gotta be biased a...
It's okay...I'm used to negativity on here 🙂
bleak mountain
Need Arozorena 1.5 HRR
free
tall scaffold
is CJ playin tdy?
sand temple
All my baseball guys is it Ozzie day? Apparently he owns Perez
tall scaffold
W
vocal spindle
Diaz just got a homer robbed
vocal spindle
is CJ playin tdy?
Yeah he got hit by pitch, 3 fantasy points rn
tiny topaz
NOOO YANDY
pine igloo
Diaz just got a homer robbed
It was so close on the broadcast
tiny topaz
Diaz just got a homer robbed
It wasn’t robbed rly it was close tho
abstract obsidian
Anyone got any free .65
vocal spindle
He hit it 395 dawg 😭😭
vocal spindle
Yandy and Abrams alr went and both have 0 her
I have both on my slips, I have abrams hrr and yandy fantasy so the hbp aint help me
sand temple
Guys is ozzie 7.5 fantasy good?
finite dock
Nooo Arozorena
tiny topaz
I have both on my slips, I have abrams hrr and yandy fantasy so the hbp aint hel...
Fuck that sucks
Yandy almost went yard
And he’s on my 20 dollar promo
vocal spindle
Guys is ozzie 7.5 fantasy good?
100% chance to go over or under
tiny topaz
I’m so mad he could’ve made me a happy man
vocal spindle
Yandy almost went yard
Yeah now im worried bc he usually goes yard on the first pitch, that might’ve been his one bomb for today
abstract citrus
Gg Guys we’re screwed
tiny topaz
Yeah now im worried bc he usually goes yard on the first pitch, that might’ve be...
Yeaaa that sucks
I have him on a 20 dollar promo slip
So pray for him
vocal spindle
he don’t need no warm up, bro has more first pitch homers than anyone in the MLB lol
abstract citrus
When I see it I take it as we might be fucked lmao
vocal spindle
Yandy’s hit is a homer in 4 ballparks
primal mountain
finite dock
Gg Guys we’re screwed
Cursing us
pine igloo
As long as Rivera doesn't do anything
unique hare
Cash nrfi rays
finite dock
Dude on the Nationals just sacrificed his life for that catch
pine igloo
He did not get a hit
abstract citrus
Wyd my boy
He’s cruising perfectly along like I need him to do
pine igloo
What happened with him
Hes chilling. More K's would be nice.
finite dock
Hes chilling. More K's would be nice.
Alright good
onyx marten
Guerrero and Henderson send us home 🫡
hard kraken
Since yandy wanna play dodge the ball
lean dust
Sanchez under strikeouts is money every week
finite dock
Is a HBP considered a BB for a pitcher
lean dust
Also his pepper on outs prolly cashing
pine igloo
Is a HBP considered a BB for a pitcher
I believe so
bleak mountain
amed rosario single before yandy
pine igloo
Cmon Trea
Gimme a double
I need Washington to start getting hits/runs
Eflin needs to stay under 19 PO
lean dust
Need Phillies to score
primal mountain
pine igloo
And Abrams O 1.5 HRR
lean dust
Eflin needs to stay under 19 PO
Damn he got bumped to 18.5
abstract citrus
Turner hit
vocal spindle
Altuve singles looks free
pine igloo
TREA BASES WWWWW
vocal spindle
Trea Turner double
abstract citrus
@finite dock Turner double
pine igloo
Seager single
tiny topaz
Seager hit
primal mountain
bleak mountain
will volpe ever hit a homer
primal mountain
turner TB 🎯
pine igloo
ALTUVE HR
bleak mountain
the astros always own the mets
vocal spindle
ALTUVE HOMER LOL
finite dock
Altuve lea doff
final oasis
primal mountain
vocal spindle
Everytime I see people bet on singles the person goes yard instead
finite dock
I saw someone with NRFI lmaoo
tiny topaz
Cash altuve
shell basin
Altuve!!!!!
bleak mountain
chalk astros nrfi
faint chasm
Need
viral cloud
weak stag
@lean dust ✅
lavish island
Henderson sold me 😭😭😭😭
dense mantle
And swings at everything
tiny topaz
Oh god scherzer gonna cook the young Os
onyx marten
Henderson sold me 😭😭😭😭
Didnt the game just start
tiny topaz
Fuckin gunnar
shell basin
Oh god scherzer gonna cook the young Os
I hope so
lavish island
Noo chalked Henderson I hate you
tiny topaz
He got it dw
lean dust
@empty moss first pitch homer
faint chasm
You better go charge that phone
😂
bleak mountain
siri bomb
spark vault
<@766036165542412318> first pitch homer
first pitch is crazy ik that pitcher salty
lean dust
<@1185246322719215708> ✅
Let’s gooooo
dense mantle
Good luck he swings at everything
lean dust
first pitch is crazy ik that pitcher salty
Love it
empty moss
<@766036165542412318> first pitch homer
shiiit
split radish
<@766036165542412318> first pitch homer
Daddy altuve so good
vocal spindle
Judge struck out on a 6-0 count
lean dust
Altuve hot
lean dust
Daddy altuve so good
So good
craggy pendant
Hey Judge came through for us. He stepped into batters box
bleak mountain
quintana is so ass 😂
unkempt agate
Kyle Tyler cooking
vocal spindle
Unc pitching a shut out against the orioles, wild
bleak mountain
single for duran
vocal spindle
Sanchez over 18.5 PO was free
lean dust
Unc pitching a shut out against the orioles, wild
He looked decent last game tbh they were just careful with him
pine igloo
Sanchez at 24 FP after 5 and 50 pitches. FP and PO should be locks.
primal mountain
good start Reynolds' FP
bleak mountain
astros bases loaded
primal mountain
NOW STEAL 2ND
pine igloo
Damn I need a Reynolds hit
finite dock
Will this cash i’m a little concerned about his PC
pine igloo
ALRIGHT ITS CEDDY TIME WOOOOO
pure saddle
bleak mountain
fuck the yankees
pine igloo
I took his PO at 17.5
finite dock
Is Sanchez going over his FS?
pine igloo
Is Sanchez going over his FS?
FS?
finite dock
Fantasy Score
pine igloo
Yeah his FP is hitting
dawn urchin
One of the most underrated characters of South Park
tiny topaz
Shitty rok
vocal spindle
Abrams out on first pitch
primal mountain
NOOOO CJ
vocal spindle
Abrams HRR might be chalked
primal mountain
😭
bleak mountain
abrams 🙃
finite dock
always bet against Yankees pitchers 🔥
pliant gust
abstract citrus
Ok I’m done coming in this chat during the games 😂😂 one AB goes wrong and yall start crying so fast
tiny topaz
25% less likely now
bleak mountain
solano single 😭😭😭
abstract citrus
The addiction is real in here
tiny topaz
See I used to say that until the pattern of hitting early or not hitting at all happened to me
tiny topaz
The addiction is real in here
No shit😭
finite dock
Ok I’m done coming in this chat during the games 😂😂 one AB goes wrong and yall...
chalk Ohtani HRR he hasn’t cashed pre game 🕳️
abstract citrus
Like stfu
abstract citrus
chalk Ohtani HRR he hasn’t cashed pre game 🕳️
Bro that’s how they sound!!
Annoying asf
craggy pendant
It's all about getting paid in here 💰💵💵💰
tiny topaz
True but to be fair Abram’s has had 2
south sleet
Is Gunnar selling today
lavish island
Is Gunnar selling today
Yes
pine igloo
Ceddy almost had the HR
tiny topaz
I’ll stfu when I win money
pine igloo
damn
tiny topaz
So never
finite dock
keep having a disasterclass Stroman 😈
craggy pendant
Is Gunnar selling today
No. Look for late cash when bullpen comes in though
abstract citrus
I’ll stfu when I win money
🤦
lavish island
If he don’t get a hit first ab he’s playing bad
abstract citrus
Crying^
tiny topaz
🤦
Hahahha I’m trolling
Sorry I’ll chill
We are living in the most impatient generation
pine igloo
Alright hear me out. Not a single pick is chalked until a player leaves the game or the game ends.
abstract citrus
Hahahha I’m trolling
I hope so bro. These games are long enough where the first 3 innings doesn’t mean it’s over. I’ve been cashed sm times by 9th inning saves ask @finite dock we had a few
solid sphinx
tiny topaz
I hope so bro. These games are long enough where the first 3 innings doesn’t mea...
I hope ur right
solid sphinx
What’s the bottom thing that mean he’s not playing ?
pliant gust
I hope so bro. These games are long enough where the first 3 innings doesn’t mea...
Profar just had me sweating until his walk off the other day
finite dock
I hope so bro. These games are long enough where the first 3 innings doesn’t mea...
Remember the Gunnar 9th inning hit
abstract citrus
Remember the Gunnar 9th inning hit
That shit was a life saver
finite dock
It would be nice if we could get an Arozorena homer here
abstract citrus
It would be nice if we could get an Arozorena homer here
Bro what?!?
Are you insane?
Has dementia taken over
solid sphinx
I feel like that’s so free
finite dock
Has dementia taken over
Possibly
abstract citrus
You need to chill
pine igloo
👀
abstract citrus
Bro I have over HRR
😂😂😂 he can have 1 hit please make it a single
celest slate
Yankees forgot how to hit a ball… I love it as a Red Sox fan but hate it when I put Judge on my slip
pine igloo
Stott RBI
solid sphinx
You need to chill
Base is easy I think
abstract citrus
Who had Bo Bichette under on runs today lmao he lead off and got that run sorry
vocal spindle
Diaz single
weak basin
Yandy diaz single
unkempt agate
Cash Kyle Tyler under ERA easy 💰
wanton heron
Let’s hope this man don’t sell me
vocal spindle
Blanco bases loaded no outs
vocal spindle
So blanco is amazing against the orioles who had 28 runs in the previous 2 games, but he draws the line at grimace?
finite dock
bro?
solid sphinx
Yea I think it is lol the last just has 0 for like 6 games
finite dock
☠️
wanton heron
lean dust
Like I said blanco worry’s me Mets r hot
pine igloo
Semien ALMOST hit a HR
finite dock
thank god PHI has some offense
pine igloo
BRO?
vocal spindle
Like I said blanco worry’s me Mets r hot
He threw 10 balls in 12 pitches, he walked the first 2 batters, it wasn’t Mets are hot it was Ronel sucks
pine igloo
Nah I got it but wtf 😭
lean dust
He threw 10 balls in 12 pitches, he walked the first 2 batters, it wasn’t Mets a...
🤷♂️
onyx marten
If Henderson Guerrero and Ohtani chalk me on bases I’m retiring from baseball
lean dust
Hopefully he gets a DP here
gray rune
pine igloo
If Henderson Guerrero and Ohtani chalk me on bases I’m retiring from baseball
It's the 3rd inning bro...
lean dust
Blanco and framber shaped like linebackers
onyx marten
It's the 3rd inning bro...
I do not care yall have me stressing im working my 4-12 shift rn i cant see shit
weak basin
6mins in 3 assist🔥
hazy rain
Ufc chat dead, anyone got any ufc picks
onyx marten
All I’m seeing is chalk chalk chalk rn
pine igloo
I do not care yall have me stressing im working my 4-12 shift rn i cant see shit
The O's haven't even been through the lineup yet you good
Gunnar's up 3rd this inning
long oracle
Yandy got a hit
shell basin
6mins in 3 assist🔥
I knew I should’ve went with her assists but I don’t watch wnba
tacit pecan
Ufc chat dead, anyone got any ufc picks
I got a 3 man
pine igloo
Ufc chat dead, anyone got any ufc picks
vocal spindle
Blanco and framber shaped like linebackers
Framber shaped like a left guard
lean dust
Framber shaped like a left guard
There fucking huge 😂
long oracle
CASH YANDY HRR
finite dock
Holy shit @abstract citrus this is a dream scenario
Arozorena got a run but didn’t get a base
long oracle
Yandy hrr✅
amber wren
Sanchez legacy game
abstract citrus
Arozorena got a run but didn’t get a base
Perfect
vocal spindle
Arozarena stole Diaz run bc he got on base on a force out
pine igloo
Sanchez K again
finite dock
Arozarena stole Diaz run bc he got on base on a force out
Ok lol
pine igloo
Up to 4
tacit pecan
Ufc chat dead, anyone got any ufc picks
lean dust
Shrerzer pitching good
pine field
Live on kick : noahswayy 🔌
radiant quail
L promo
pine igloo
Live on kick : noahswayy 🔌
We will not be there
solid sphinx
Naylor better not sell me
vocal spindle
Blanco lowkey chilling
pine field
Hahah it’s cool wanna support go ahead
vocal spindle
Yandy hrr✅
Bro what?