┆⚾・baseball

[finite dock]

CWS, and Mariners* strike out the most

[slim cipher]

They just gunna keep getting bumped

[vestal sparrow]

let’s ball

i doing it

and flaherty

[lunar patio]

still missed it

[finite dock]

The Marlins strike out the 20th most in the league

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/peace-out-gif-22295199

[lunar patio]

still missed it

[finite dock]

whoops confused them for the Mariners

regardless I think Wheeler crushes

[celest slate]

Now the question is which one sales

[vestal sparrow]

never taking shita again

[finite dock]

no pun intended?

☠️

and if it’s anybody it would probably be Flaherty but I’m hoping you cash

[finite dock]

The CWS also strikeout the 10th most in the league not the 1st or 2nd

20th against LH pitchers

[finite dock]

I wasn’t talking about the CWS Ks though

forgot to add a comma

“CWS, and the…”

you were talking about sale ks

[amber wren]

would u guys take shota

[finite dock]

I was talking about his fantasy

[south sleet]

Im not betting. They bumped everything already lol

[finite dock]

I’m assuming he gets quality start + win

because it’s the CWS

[south sleet]

Sale is gunna sell

[fringe fulcrum]

..

[finite dock]

nah don’t even throw that out there 😭

[twin socket]

Sale bumped again

[fringe fulcrum]

bro already chalking it

😭

[finite dock]

early bird gets the worm type shit

[upper bramble]

Wheeler FS off the board

[south sleet]

Yeah it's always 1 pitcher that sells

Either wheeler or sale

Lol

[finite dock]

they’ll readd after bumping

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/tired-sleepy-gif-27609170

[humble jungle]

what’s 1 good hitter that’s not gunnar or judge

[finite dock]

Gunnar

Kwan

[slim cipher]

Vlad

[south sleet]

Abrams

Kwan is a community pick every damn day

[finite dock]

Ohtani but he’s not playing today

[vestal sparrow]

bobby witt

[finite dock]

Bobby honestly a 50/50

[humble jungle]

he sold me hard yesterday

[upper bramble]

Willi Castro 1.5 HRR

[meager tinsel]

Should I yolo it

[finite dock]

max id put is 5 on that slip ☠️

[south sleet]

Weak ass UD drops it and then takes it off the board in 2minutes

[finite dock]

also 1.75x is nasty af 😭

if you’re going to bet HR do it on CB

[humble jungle]

abram’s got 0 fantasy yesterday 😭

[south sleet]

Yall gunna be sick later

[upper bramble]

Masyn Winn

[meager tinsel]

That's everyday

[finite dock]

can’t be so pessimistic 😭

[south sleet]

I can see the future lookin ass

[finite dock]

☠️

[south sleet]

Ima tail someone who drops a slip

Then when I lose ima blame you

[finite dock]

nah that’s crazy 😭🤣

[vestal sparrow]

i got a feeling

[weak stag]

I took them too late 🫠 hopefully still hits 🤞🏻

[south sleet]

Nah im bullshitting 🤣🤣🤣

[finite dock]

bro ☠️

[vestal sparrow]

trust

watch when it hits

[finite dock]

I don’t trust Flaherty but I hope you guys cash

[fringe fulcrum]

sale and zack got more bumped

[lunar patio]

got them late

[finite dock]

Wheeler gonna be at 50 in 10m

[south sleet]

Watch me nuke sale with my 50$ Ufc promo and lose

[twin socket]

Might as well take dat shit off the board

[meager tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/parappa-oldschool-videogames-gif-4425254

[finite dock]

I’m going to do a UFC 4 man

with promo

[south sleet]

Nah foreal lol

[humble jungle]

harper fantasy over good?

[civic epoch]

bobby witt jr HRR

[humble jungle]

since he sold yesterday

[vestal sparrow]

anyone know if gunnar is leading off again

[upper bramble]

Dm link

[south sleet]

43.5 now for Sale

Might as well put him at 50

[finite dock]

if I remember I will

haven’t cooked it up yet

[valid mortar]

90% of the time, he does

[twin socket]

44.5 for wheeler

[amber wren]

they’ve gone nuts

[finite dock]

nah that’s how they get you 😭

[valid mortar]

guys, sale at 72.5

[finite dock]

Oakland game

[vestal sparrow]

do i take gunnar bases or HRR

[amber wren]

Nah but if he’s hitting 41.5 he’s going to hit 44.5

[dapper heron]

how did the wheeler and sale fantasy get taken so fast

[finite dock]

bro he’s against the 2024 CWS

[vestal sparrow]

exactly

[south sleet]

Ima wait til 10min before the game to see if it goes down

[finite dock]

really think this through

[south sleet]

🤣

[finite dock]

arguably one of the worst MLB teams of all time

🤣

[amber wren]

Like hes either having a good game with 50 or a bad game and going under like there’s a 5 percent chance that he finishes in between the 41.5 and 45.5 statistically there’s not really any difference 😂

[finite dock]

We all thought that when he was against the Athletics 😭

it’s really not

[amber wren]

Tell me the probability of finishing in between 40.5 and 44.5

[finite dock]

if he gets to like 49 nuke the under

[vestal sparrow]

gunnar bases or HRR

[amber wren]

It should be around less than 10

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/hmmm-thinking-confused-gif-14450462

[finite dock]

bases imo

[amber wren]

30 percent is very high

[finite dock]

I really only like HRR with teams that are reliable

like the LAD

if I know people will be on base I’ll take HRR

[amber wren]

Anyways even at a 30 percent chance, there’s a 70 percent chance he hits both lines

[finite dock]

you’re absolutely right

Umps betting the under

new plan

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/einstein-brain-gif-24588916

[finite dock]

nuke under Sale and Wheeler

☢️

[amber wren]

Fr

[twin socket]

You do it first

[south sleet]

Ill do it

Lol

Facts

Ima wait lol

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/go-first-bud-abbott-lou-costello-abbott-and-costello-meet-the-mummy-pushing-to-the-front-gif-18797879

[humble jungle]

for some reason i’m nervous abt flaherty

[finite dock]

watch them inexplicably pull one of them after 4 innings

[south sleet]

They don't even have strikeouts for sale up

[humble jungle]

bet

[finite dock]

Sale’s o7.5K line is the favorite

[slim cipher]

They had him up at 8 last night

[weak stag]

🤞🏻

[finite dock]

chalked

[twin socket]

Obada gotta work for ud

[finite dock]

Shota getting pulled 1st inning bro 😭☠️

the only person I’d ever consider taking over 8Ks is Tyler 🐐now

Obada tell them to drop Yankees pitchers 14.5 PO promo

[south sleet]

We never had a PO promo

Ever

Lol

[finite dock]

I’m sure that’ll make UD a massive amount

[south sleet]

Yeah cause they will make sure he gets pulled on the 13th out

[finite dock]

💯🔥

might nuke the Rodon under

[twin socket]

A promo for outs is crazy

[slim cipher]

Berrios at 17.5 doesn’t seem too bad with how the Yankees lineup is

[finite dock]

Sleeper had one just for it to chalk

[south sleet]

I got chalked for 1.1k in the past 3 days on pitchers

[finite dock]

(Gil)

[pliant gust]

Sale at 7.5 Ks

[slim cipher]

No staton in that lineup and they get into the most double plays

[twin socket]

Bc one bad inning ur cooked

[slim cipher]

Might as well take the ks

[finite dock]

also depends on offense though

[amber wren]

U guys r sleeping on jonathan india

[slim cipher]

He’s been on a heater

[amber wren]

1.5 hrrunrbi so free

Fr

[slim cipher]

He’s gotten that off hits alone recently

[amber wren]

Ong and he’s been getting doubles every game

[devout condor]

Wheeler over under 7k?

[fringe fulcrum]

🤔

[humble jungle]

but will he do good against cardinals

[fringe fulcrum]

free 5?

[slim cipher]

Against mikolas yeah

[amber wren]

mikolas averages like 5-6 allowed hits a game at least one should come from jon

[south sleet]

What the payout 10 for 11$ 😅

[fringe fulcrum]

$20 for $140

lol

[south sleet]

That's wild

Thought it would be low af

[humble jungle]

what abt jose berrios under strikeouts

it’s at 5 against yankees

[pure saddle]

He ain’t getting 5

3 at most

How we liking Shota’s strikeouts

I’m thinking over

[lean dust]

This hitting boys

[junior aspen]

Gah! Had Sale’s fantasy points on my slip then the line got removed

[junior aspen]

Sale is at 43.5 now 😆

[amber wren]

and wheels is 44.5

[junior aspen]

Shiiiiitake mushrooms

[pure saddle]

Shota’s K’s or fantasy?

It won’t let me send pics to the chat wtf

[twin socket]

Flaherty almost at 40

[upper bramble]

I dont think he has a good game

[pure saddle]

I feel like he can get over 5 K’s

[fast berry]

I got his under fantasy on sleeper. Big bet

[upper bramble]

He’s more than capable but it doesn’t mean he will

[pure saddle]

We gon see

[humble jungle]

bet bet i did strikeouts

i might do another one with his fantasy but i need new props i don’t wanna reuse cause i learned my lesson

[lean dust]

I love it

[fringe fulcrum]

^

[lean dust]

The twins gonna smash Montgomery ?

[upper bramble]

Yup

[lean dust]

Todays gonna be a good day

[upper bramble]

Taking Lewis / Correa / Castro

Not all together but separate slips

[upper bramble]

Free money 💰

[lean dust]

Hope so brother snagged them all before the bumps

[south sleet]

You got him twice at 39 😭

[lean dust]

Quick fingers

[south sleet]

My trigger fingers were slippin today 😅

[lean dust]

Jordan kicks over hits ?

[pliant gust]

I can’t wait for Kikuchi to get rocked tomorrow

[upper bramble]

Anyone gonna cook up a power slap slip?

[finite dock]

power slap 😭

[finite dock]

Played this

[lean dust]

This my most confident

[upper bramble]

They actually fun to watch 😂

[finite dock]

You think sale will get over 43.5

[finite dock]

why not just take the best KO odds?

[lean dust]

Insured

[upper bramble]

That’s true 😂

[lean dust]

That’s tough, I don’t like to play pitchers after bumps

But I think he has good game

[finite dock]

I know nothing about PowerSlap

Alright imma wake up later imma go to sleep only slept 3-4 hours

I do need to make a UFC 303 slip though

Hope we hit guys

or maybe my promo with Glasnow + Skenes is the move

[finite dock]

I don’t know how to bet on that ufc stuff

I know boxing though

[fringe fulcrum]

Burnes still good to run o33.5?

[lean dust]

Very

[waxen idol]

Yea we good

[vestal sparrow]

why allana

[fringe fulcrum]

i like the ALana play

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/josh-cute-bunny-gif-9398997117421171752

[hazy rain]

Zach wheeler is up to 44.5 fantasy, I'm gonna go lower I think. Last time against miami he had 4 innings and 2 ks

Might be dumb but I think 44.5 is crazy high

[abstract citrus]

Don’t trust him!

https://tenor.com/view/shota-imanaga-chicago-cubs-shocked-wow-shocked-face-gif-15476726052319877966

Don’t trust him !

[lean dust]

It was at Miami

[hazy rain]

Ok

[fringe fulcrum]

thoughts?

[slim cipher]

O like rogers

[lean dust]

Averages an out more .5 strikeouts more and one less era a game at home

[hazy rain]

Royce lewis 3 hitless games in a row is unexpected holy

[lean dust]

He like damn he hit that bitch far

[abstract citrus]

LIGHT BLUE SKOL??? @lean dust

[lean dust]

Hahaha I didn’t notice it tell Andrew said something this morning

[abstract citrus]

That looks fire

[lean dust]

I haven’t even been that active this week compared to past weeks

[abstract citrus]

Much better than that ugly green

[lean dust]

No doubt

[upper bramble]

Ends today

[hazy rain]

Hopefully I'm a big twins fan

[pearl spire]

Sale lines is way too high omg

[upper bramble]

I like him / Correa / Castro today

[pearl spire]

42.5 FS is crazy dude can’t have 1 bad inning

[rare mulch]

I rlly can’t say that because he’s a hitter it’s gonna happen

A pitcher it’s different

[bleak mountain]

these bumps are crazy 😭

[rare mulch]

Who

[rare mulch]

Always

[pearl spire]

Sale

[rare mulch]

I woke up at 9 and nothing was out

[bleak mountain]

43.5 fantasy for sale

[rare mulch]

Now I gts and wake up everything bumped

[rare mulch]

Not bad tbh

[bleak mountain]

if dude gives up one run hes cooked

[pearl spire]

Damn now he 43

[abstract citrus]

He might get like 9ks though so it’ll be close

[rare mulch]

Hed get like 19-21 points from outs .. 8ks .. 24 points QS and Win is 10

If he gives up 2 runs he still hits

Braves are winning

He’s getting QS

[bleak mountain]

bro hes not going 7

[south sleet]

He gotta have 8ks and pitch thru 6 with less the 3 ER to hit FP now lol

[rare mulch]

lol

[abstract citrus]

Doesn’t have to

[potent dawn]

yea your sped

[rare mulch]

Gavin stone went 9 and u don’t think sale going 7??

And he doesn’t have too

[abstract citrus]

How

[south sleet]

Ya mama

[potent dawn]

Bro hes getting thru 7

[rare mulch]

Gavin just threw a shutout lol

[south sleet]

Nothings promised 😬

[bleak mountain]

hmmm

[south sleet]

Nothing guaranteed either

[bleak mountain]

still feels high

[south sleet]

So go with what your gut

Says lol

I feel like they will drop it

[pearl spire]

43.5 is way too high ngl

[abstract citrus]

Probably would be better to wait incase for drop

[rare mulch]

I’m playing the bump idc

[rare mulch]

Probably so but then other lines would get bumped

Looks like I have no choice

[rare mulch]

Not rlly

It’s sale vs Chicago

[abstract citrus]

Nah cause other pitchers are really high rn too. Like Jack and Wheeler. Wait for all to drop and take all 3

[pearl spire]

Ppl said the same thing when he faced Oakland

[rare mulch]

I forgot Jack was pitching ngl

[pearl spire]

And he got fried

[rare mulch]

I faded him dat game

[bleak mountain]

theyre gonna drop their lines

[rare mulch]

Oakland is not bad tho

Chicago is TRASH.

A’s got some hitters

[bleak mountain]

alright bro 😭

[abstract citrus]

Let’s get this money line

[bleak mountain]

luis robert jr 🐐

[scarlet crow]

How confident. I might tail

[quick cairn]

@stoic dock @finite dock what’s taking my payout so long dawg the KbO game ended 2 hrs ago

[abstract citrus]

Extremely. No way USA and the braves lose today. Orioles are the orioles I like this slip a lot

[scarlet crow]

Bryce Harper fantasy score looks real good. He at 9 on pp 7.5 on UD

[abstract citrus]

UD is better walks get you more points and his line isn’t as bumped

[stoic dock]

dm me your username and I can look, please contact in the support chat in the future if you have an issue thanks

[scarlet crow]

Let’s ride 🐎

[abstract citrus]

Let’s get it

[south sleet]

Well find out today

[quick cairn]

ight bet my bad imma do that next time but my username EASYWINZZ78

[hardy marten]

Aaron judge homer today

Telling all yall boys

[abstract citrus]

Lakers will take him and me n the boys getting a discount

[finite dock]

me @abstract citrus and @lean dust all took lakers

[pearl spire]

?

[rose gale]

Takin break today unfortunateetetetetetetetely

😱

[south sleet]

Sale FP off

[neon crypt]

how y’all feeling about shots over 17.5 outs ?

shota*

[heady hound]

i like it

he ain really played but until he played the mets

[rare mulch]

Bumped

[heady hound]

i wouldnt bet on him tho he banned for me

[scarlet crow]

Y’all like Corbin burns ks?

[rare mulch]

I’d never take his Ks

Only fantasy or PO

[abstract citrus]

I like this Kwan jsut been scary

[rare mulch]

His buddy is banned

Ramirez

[bleak mountain]

bronny goes undrafted

[rare mulch]

Nah

Lakers or Celtics getting him

[bleak mountain]

we need a backup big

i wish we got mccain bro

fr bro

trade herro

ship him overseas

[scarlet crow]

Knicks need to trade Randle

[rare mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/sports-sportsmanias-panini-collectibles-who-do-you-collect-gif-3825837371847103148

[bleak mountain]

mccain has a higher 3pt % than herro

[rare mulch]

We got the best player in the class

[bleak mountain]

we shoudlve gotten him then traded herro

[rare mulch]

😁😁🙏🏼

[finite dock]

If McCain has a bad game bro is COOKED

[scarlet crow]

Bro he hasn’t even played in the nba yet

[bleak mountain]

idc im manifesting it

that hes gonna be better

[rare mulch]

Dalton ROY

[finite dock]

Too bad the team sucks

[abstract citrus]

Lmao he playing waka

[rare mulch]

We champs

[bleak mountain]

dont diss achuiwa

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/waka-flocka-headbang-hiphop-happy-gif-7754454

[finite dock]

“champs”

The Dragon 🐉

[bleak mountain]

knecht already looks better than dlo

[scarlet crow]

Did he retire

[rare mulch]

💀

[finite dock]

Back in 2022 when the Celtics was playing the Nets we could not stop bro

[bleak mountain]

the goat 🐐

[finite dock]

He would go in the game with 2 minutes left and knock down 6 threes

Him and fucking Patty Mills

[bleak mountain]

were winning next year

[rare mulch]

Knicks Bucks Heat

[finite dock]

You think you know about struggle

[bleak mountain]

solid roster tbh

[abstract citrus]

Yooo I forgot about Jameer Nelson

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/kto-kounotoritoken-kounotori-lbow-storkholders-gif-25676349

[abstract citrus]

Current raptor legend

[finite dock]

Dude just said an Avery Bradley led team is “solid”

[scarlet crow]

Y’all not winning anytime soon gang

[bleak mountain]

nvm i just saw austin rivers

[scarlet crow]

Sorry sir

[bleak mountain]

what team are u a fan of

[finite dock]

Jimmy leaving the heat after this season

[scarlet crow]

Whoever I bet on

[abstract citrus]

Yeaaa yall got a long way to go

Let’s go Knicks!

[finite dock]

Nah he didn’t extend

[bleak mountain]

you just bad we own ur franchise lmao

[rare mulch]

Actually hope the Knicks win it all

[bleak mountain]

knicks are prolly gonna win that roster is insane

[abstract citrus]

Same I love Donte and hart. Need those boys to get one

[rare mulch]

Knicks was my pick ngl until all the injuries happened

[bleak mountain]

trade butler for JT

[tiny topaz]

Boutta get a fresh cut so I can forget the loses of yday

[finite dock]

Must have a championship from this decade to show for it right?

[rare mulch]

Df

[dense mantle]

Anyone like Burnes?

[scarlet crow]

What kinda cut you getting

Is his fantasy better than strikeouts?

[rare mulch]

Most definitely

[finite dock]

Weep

[rare mulch]

I would never touch his KS again

[tiny topaz]

I think it’s a mid fade on the sides and I just trim the top (avg white boy cut)

[bleak mountain]

im fine with trading his ass

[dense mantle]

🤫🤫🤫

[bleak mountain]

but tbh he’s the only reason we’ve made the finals twice

[tiny topaz]

I used my poatan promo sadly

[scarlet crow]

I’m bout to do the same but his ks look good too

[tiny topaz]

Who’s the heat draft? Anyone we’d know?

[finite dock]

Shouldn’t have in 2023

[bleak mountain]

k ware

[finite dock]

Lucky Tatum got injured

[tiny topaz]

Bucks drafted a dude from illawara hawks who avg 3.7

[finite dock]

I know lmaoooo

[tiny topaz]

Oh I think I saw that. Guy from Indiana

[abstract citrus]

Knicks was my pick until I realized how bad of a coach thibs is in the playoffs. Bro runs a 6 man rotation with a deep ass team he’s the reason they got hurt

[tiny topaz]

Ngl his bag looks nice if he can play defense I’ll all for it

[tiny topaz]

Bucks keep drafting project players

[tiny topaz]

This is crazy work

[finite dock]

You wasn’t beating the 64-18 celtics

How come we swept you in the regular season then

[bleak mountain]

what abt the rest of the team 😂

idc if tatum was playing on a bad ankle

[tiny topaz]

Is there not gonna be a promo today?

[bleak mountain]

brown 8-23

white 5-12

smart 4-10

[finite dock]

Celtics were a whole different team in 2023 the present only matters now

[tiny topaz]

Hear me out hear me out

Royce can’t miss 4 games in a row right!?

[bleak mountain]

tatum still played 42 minutes and dropped 14 points 😂😭😭

[rare mulch]

Idk

[finite dock]

On the L2M report it said Al Horford didn’t foul Jimmy Butler. Game should’ve ended right there

[bleak mountain]

owned by caleb martin

[finite dock]

He could barely run

[tiny topaz]

I will never forget Caleb Martin legacy playoffs last year

[rare mulch]

He control his hands

[tiny topaz]

Bro gabe Vincent got the bag and immediately sucked on the lakers

[finite dock]

Good thing Caleb Martin leaving the heat lol

[copper epoch]

Everyone knows the East runs through Jimmy

[finite dock]

Miami Satanic shooting

Fever dream 🔥🔥

[rare mulch]

I thought we had the one bro ds made me mad

And we low key over paid

[tiny topaz]

Yea dude lakers need a good guard

[rare mulch]

We got dalton

Thought he was the one too

😭😭😭

[tiny topaz]

Kwan over too?

[finite dock]

You’re so right he must have a championship tho right?

[bleak mountain]

dalton looks better than dlo

[rare mulch]

East Runs through Milwaukee

[finite dock]

Haven’t made the second round in 2 years

[bleak mountain]

celtics first round exits

[tiny topaz]

It should have

Bucks need to make a big signing

[finite dock]

Haven’t made a conference finals in 3 years

[tiny topaz]

Imo

[tiny topaz]

Last 2 we’ve been injured

[pine igloo]

Dillingham and Edwards > Your favorite team's backcourt

[rare mulch]

They still have a championship tho

[finite dock]

What about 2022

[tiny topaz]

We lost?

[finite dock]

Celtics do too?

[rare mulch]

Celtics HAVENT won since 2008 calm down bud

[bleak mountain]

uh

what

[finite dock]

who gonna tell him

[tiny topaz]

Before that bucks chip they were in like a 50 year drought man don’t make that arguement

[rare mulch]

Well obviously before this year

No shit

😭😭😭😭

[bleak mountain]

this chip dont count

easiest run ever

[finite dock]

how many have the bucks won before 2021

[copper epoch]

No. But Coach Spo does and Jimmy still the alpha in that conference

[finite dock]

Ooh the alpha 🤓

[rare mulch]

No literally

[tiny topaz]

See like idk why this guy tried to argue legacy when Boston legit has the most rings

[finite dock]

Wait what i’m confused

Who did what

[rare mulch]

Not arguing Legacy

[tiny topaz]

Nvm

[copper epoch]

Yep he owns the Celtics

[finite dock]

Did he say some about the Celtics not winning since 2008

[bleak mountain]

celtics championship history is fraudulent

[tiny topaz]

Yea that’s why I said that’s stupid

[rare mulch]

U were making it seem like the Celtics had a championship recently before this year lol

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/miami-heat-celtics-game7-celtics-win-celtics-jimmy-butler-gif-25812824

[finite dock]

How many have the Bucks won before 2021 tho?

[rare mulch]

not the point I was trying to make

U was making it seem like the Celtics jus won a championship within the last 5 years

[bleak mountain]

11 of your franchises chips comes from a point where there were only 9 teams

[finite dock]

What about the other 7

More than the bucks

https://tenor.com/view/bill-russell-billrussell-nba-middle-gif-18776274

[pine igloo]

cook

[bleak mountain]

minneapolis

[rare mulch]

When the lakers signed Montrez Harrell I thought we had the one again

Bro was good on the clippers

Came to us and didn’t do sugar honey ice tea

Barely played too

[finite dock]

Bro your mom probably wasn’t alive

[vestal sparrow]

is bronny going unrated

undrafted

[pine igloo]

dont gotta be there to know ball

[bleak mountain]

sales ks is better than his fantasy

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/kto-kounotoritoken-kounotori-lbow-storkholders-gif-25676340

[rare mulch]

😂😂😂

[finite dock]

Fine then the Boston Celtics are a superior NBA franchise with 7 championships (most likely more than your favorite team)

[bleak mountain]

those 80s chips only happened cause yall were playing against plumbers

and magic

[rare mulch]

Scrubs

What else isn’t real

[finite dock]

MJ never beat us in the playoffs

[scarlet crow]

Man I’m bored af I need something to start so I can bet

[rare mulch]

Lacrosse

[south sleet]

Tennis

[scarlet crow]

Send the lacrosse locks

I’ll bet on anything atp idc

[south sleet]

I fell victim to the bored betting this morning and lost 40😭

[scarlet crow]

Betting 40 cause you bored is wild😭

I’d only do like 5 if I’m bored

[vestal sparrow]

1-888-795-6111.

[south sleet]

Shit grow on trees over here

[finite dock]

Who tryna bet on Turkmenistanian Cricket

[scarlet crow]

Lemme hold sum

[vestal sparrow]

hot dog eating been tempting

[abstract citrus]

I got over $100 on the Line today

[pine igloo]

I'm tryna get back what I lost yesterday LMFAO

[abstract citrus]

It’s mainly cause fliff I put all $60 on the line lmao

[past imp]

judge having a good game today??

[scarlet crow]

Say I won’t

[abstract citrus]

Save that free square fam

I could flop on every slip but this and I’ll be happy

You don’t think they will murder Panama

[pine igloo]

should be good against panama. Need Pulisic and Weah to turn up.

[sand temple]

Smh UD hates soccer we rarely get a soccer discount or free square

[abstract citrus]

Team USA is over powered @finite dock

[pine igloo]

your dad knows ball

[abstract citrus]

He spittin

[pine igloo]

I love Burnes but we need to get him help fast

He cannot be the only competent pitcher on the roster

agreed

[abstract citrus]

I’m looking good just need them to come through today

Unless some crazy shit happens I feel like we beating Vegas today

[bleak mountain]

no way mccain was making tiktoks at the draft 🤣

[scarlet crow]

Fax today feels like a good day for some reason

[abstract citrus]

Orioles fan?

[bleak mountain]

holy zest fest

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/baltimore-orioles-orioles-dancing-dance-orioles-win-gif-26913439

[pine igloo]

yup

[scarlet crow]

With nails painted

[abstract citrus]

First season watching baseball. Became my favorite team so fast. Love the colors and the players.

[bleak mountain]

mccain and lowry bouta go crazy

[finite dock]

You an Os fan?

[abstract citrus]

Yup

[finite dock]

Bitch

Pussy

[abstract citrus]

They adopted me

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/gunnar-henderson-orioles-gif-26636202

[finite dock]

No you’re supposed to be a Red Sox fan! 😡

[pine igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/balitmore-orioles-gunnar-henderson-ryan-mountcastle-gunnar-ryan-handshake-gunnar-handshake-gif-7478303117518334434

[abstract citrus]

I fw the Sox’s too but this team is just beautiful

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/ihykeon-lebron-james-leaving-packing-up-walking-away-gif-23077928

No promo td???

[finite dock]

We might get one at 4:00

But most likely no

[empty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/gunnar-henderson-baltimore-orioles-home-run-orioles-gif-17381245919979793840

[pliant gust]

Best player in the league

[empty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/judge-aaron-judge-yankees-home-run-home-gif-9658977

https://tenor.com/view/shohei-ohtani-dodgers-dodger-baseball-home-run-shohei-gif-17571912700115158522

[bleak mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/alex-verdugo-alex-verdugo-red-sox-boston-gif-14304422850924031074

[empty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/cleveland-guardians-jose-ramirez-guardians-mlb-baseball-gif-25563788

[bleak mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/alex-verdugo-yankees-mlb-outfielder-dawgs-gif-14693711492748196360

[empty moss]

absolute shitter

[empty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/los-angeles-dodgers-freddie-freeman-dodgers-la-dodgers-mlb-gif-26122718

👀

[hard kraken]

Harper day trust

He won't go 0-4

[empty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/bryce-harper-dinger-phillies-home-run-gif-27575950

[hard kraken]

Yes sir

Homer pending

[jolly shell]

Who we taking unders on what pitchers

[hard kraken]

He will go 2-4 at bat

[scarlet crow]

Dam we all on Harper. Now I’m scared

[hard kraken]

Jordan PO 17.5 U

[jaunty crater]

😂😂

[jolly shell]

Underdog juiced everything from the start

[finite dock]

Does anyone know anything about this

[scarlet crow]

They gonna give you a extra 25% on whatever you deposit

[finite dock]

Can I just withdraw the money as soon as it’s in the account?

[faint wigeon]

Nah it’s usually goes to bonus and u have to play through it

[scarlet crow]

Most likely not. You’re gonna have to play through it

[finite dock]

anyone know how long sleeper takes for withdrawal?

[abstract citrus]

My baseball pookie

[pliant gust]

I use venmo it’s usually a few minutes

[finite dock]

oh word?

should i deposit then?

cause i only got money on venmo and i can’t deposit on prize

[abstract citrus]

Love to see my boy reach that light blue

I want that but I don’t wanna go through that ugly green

[lean dust]

That cool blue

Green was ugly as f

[abstract citrus]

You right. It’s not bad on you

Yea purple my favorite color. I know it’s gonna leave soon

[junior aspen]

Is this the slip that has players the Giants miss out on?

[abstract citrus]

And Idek fam

Lmao

[junior aspen]

I agree. I’m chasing for that sweet icy blue

[gusty topaz]

me too

this red does not match

[rare mulch]

lol

[abstract citrus]

I think the purple would look good with your name too

[twin socket]

Purple has aura

[rare mulch]

I wish they would take this fat deposit box off my UD screen

[junior aspen]

Gonna go purple then green. Blue won’t be available for a while

[rare mulch]

So worthless

[fringe fulcrum]

let’s all run this

😁😁

[junior aspen]

Homer

[abstract citrus]

Frfr. Feels official asf

[junior aspen]

Homers

[tiny topaz]

UNC HIT BLUE??

WHATD I MISS

[junior aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-simpson-drool-gif-24799777

[abstract citrus]

He smacked it this morning

[tiny topaz]

Nice

[junior aspen]

Steve the legend?

[tiny topaz]

And u hit purp

[abstract citrus]

I’ve been at purple for like 2 weeks now lol

[junior aspen]

I feel like we get stuck on ugly green for a long time

[abstract citrus]

How do I see my rank again. I don’t remember how y’all did it

Bot commands shit

[junior aspen]

Yea bot commands and type /rank

[granite geyser]

🚫 valley332, that command is disabled in this channel.

[abstract citrus]

Oh thank god

[twin socket]

U level 36

[abstract citrus]

I still got a good amount of time in purple

[junior aspen]

It’ll be 4 more levels until you’re green 🤣

[abstract citrus]

I don’t want green at all

[dense mantle]

Ofc chalk board didn’t give us pitching outs discount when it’s the best slate

[abstract citrus]

Ima cry

[dense mantle]

Or ks

[rare mulch]

lol

[junior aspen]

Of course

What do you take them for?

Trying to catch you sleeping

[dense mantle]

Me?

[bleak mountain]

fade god

[junior aspen]

Anyone 😆

Steven Kwan did nothing yesterday on a 0.8X payout

It was a sad day…

[crimson star]

any1 play baccarat

[tiny topaz]

Oh I’m trippin

[abstract citrus]

Gonna be doing the same right after work always a pre baseball thing it’s good luck lol

[tiny topaz]

Yall ever get back home after getting food just to realize the soda is out of syrup

Count your days subway

[bleak mountain]

why is trea turner hrrbi line so high

[dense mantle]

I’m about to do the same and wash clothes. 🫡

[junior aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/doyouliketolaugh-laugh-simpsons-thesimpsons-gif-18347773

[finite dock]

Should I do it?

[dense mantle]

No I always fill up the drink then drink a few sips then refill before leaving

[tiny topaz]

I knew I should’ve done it

[abstract citrus]

Clean room clean mind

[dense mantle]

First I gotta take a shit. We had cfa catered to us after practice

[scarlet crow]

Subway only good for the cookies

[long oracle]

🚀

[tiny topaz]

It wasn’t my first choice tbh I just wanted to go home and it was right next to the barber

[dense mantle]

Wash you bed sheets nd covers too

[tiny topaz]

Anyone trustin shota?

[finite dock]

???

[dense mantle]

I’m tempted

[tiny topaz]

Same ngl

[dense mantle]

I faded last week

[junior aspen]

Breaking news: due to Sale higher being a community pick, he will need to use the toilet after 3 innings today to chalk everyone involved, sources say

[dense mantle]

Who’s pitching for the rangers

[long oracle]

u could take it, he has hit one against gray

[finite dock]

Jon Gray

[tiny topaz]

Shota and Rodon today???

Two sellers

[long oracle]

Probably what’s gonna happen lol

[dense mantle]

Sale and wheeler lines got bumped like hell

[blazing tulip]

Shota due today

[finite dock]

He has 2

[blazing tulip]

U 2.5 ER for shota

[tiny topaz]

Sale and wheeler today?

[dense mantle]

Is this rice locks?

[finite dock]

One of them being a homer

[tiny topaz]

43.5????

Jesus

[blazing tulip]

yea

[long oracle]

1 HR

[finite dock]

Yeah 2 hits 1 home run

[tiny topaz]

Every pitcher today has sold me

[dense mantle]

You cashed me tf out yesterday. But ofc the weather

[blazing tulip]

broo that shit had me mad depressed

[long oracle]

that’s what I said in the beginning, u could take it bc he has hit one against Gray lol

[blazing tulip]

i lost out on $200 cuz of it 😭

[shy socket]

What we thinking on this

[blazing tulip]

crawford was the easist pick by far

[dense mantle]

Sweat free

[finite dock]

Oh my fault I thought you said “he has hit once”

[blazing tulip]

1.1 IP but voided 😭

[long oracle]

ur good bro, u could definitely take it if u want

[tiny topaz]

Would yall still take sale and wheeler??

43.5 and 44.6

[long oracle]

I’m doing this today🚀 @finite dock

[finite dock]

💪🔥

[junior aspen]

Large bumps 😆

[dense mantle]

Dammmm you caught pre bumps

Good shit

[junior aspen]

Getting a little bumpy out there

[tiny topaz]

Yes I know

[junior aspen]

I mean… the Braves are playing the White Sox so it’s understandable

[dense mantle]

Yea we were in film

[tiny topaz]

Oh so technically he only needs 34.5 bc he’s getting qs and win

[dense mantle]

40 is my cutoff for any pitcher tho. I refuse to take any higher.

[junior aspen]

Potentially yes

[junior aspen]

Yea. Fade if you’re feeling suspicious of it. It’s too late for me. I already took the 43.5 bump

[lofty crown]

when the draft today

?

[amber wren]

bronny not getting drafted lil bro

[junior aspen]

1 PM pacific

[lofty crown]

ty for saying pacific

[long oracle]

Round 2 55th pick

[junior aspen]

Why draft if teams can get him undrafted

[lofty crown]

jokic was a 2nd rounder look at him now

[junior aspen]

Lakers pick?

[finite dock]

Lebron James Jr. you are a Boston Celtic.

[amber wren]

facts

[junior aspen]

Now look at Draymond 😆

[long oracle]

Idk what team 55th is

[lofty crown]

curry was lowkey high as hell

with his pick

didnt expect that

[junior aspen]

That would be a big slap in the face lol

[long oracle]

Bronny is not that good lol

[lofty crown]

he better then u?

ok now hush up

[finite dock]

Ooh @lofty crown you a little feisty 😭

[long oracle]

no shit sherlock, I don’t play basketball

[lofty crown]

ok then why talk

💀

[amber wren]

lakes

[long oracle]

dick riding Bronny is insane

[junior aspen]

It’s the Lakers

[long oracle]

lmao

[lofty crown]

u dick riding more then me

u calling him trash

fo no reason

give him a chance first

[finite dock]

And then we don’t sign Lebron to a deal

[long oracle]

Truth hurts💀

[amber wren]

he is trash

[long oracle]

He’s trash

[rare mulch]

We?

Bronny is not trash

[long oracle]

LeBron made the call

[junior aspen]

He’s not that good. There

[rare mulch]

💀

[amber wren]

theres so many players that worked so hard and deserve to be drafted ahead of him

[long oracle]

He’s definitely not that good

[rare mulch]

Why?

Bc he averaged 5 points in college?

[junior aspen]

They should all work hard

[long oracle]

I think he needs more experience in college

[finite dock]

Bronny wouldn’t go in this draft if Lebron wasn’t his dad

[long oracle]

100% fax bro

LeBron made the call

[jolly solar]

hey dude that’s not underdog!

[rare mulch]

the whole world is aware of that

[dense mantle]

Welcome to the lakers

[dense mantle]

AND?

[long oracle]

Bronny going to the lakers

[jolly solar]

This is the underdog server!!!

[finite dock]

I want him to go to the Lakers so I get my free square

[dense mantle]

AND

[finite dock]

No one cares!!

[twin socket]

I’m cooked

[amber wren]

is shota going over 17.5?

[dense mantle]

FACTSSSSS

[rare mulch]

🤷‍♂️

[jolly solar]

I care!!!

MODS!!!

[rare mulch]

Free Square?

[amber wren]

hes due to go over

has to

[junior aspen]

Will the Warriors swoop Bronny at 52? Lmao

[jolly solar]

shota bad matchup vs the giants he’s going under

[finite dock]

Bronny James you are a Laker

[desert niche]

If Bronnys last name was something other than James he wouldn't be drafted at all

[dense mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/no-lies-detected-lie-detector-machine-pointing-results-gif-10854513

[jolly solar]

Andrew you are a nobody

[rare mulch]

Not 100%

[dense mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-nicholson-yes-nod-agree-gif-11928667053720670991

[amber wren]

whys it a bad matchup

[rare mulch]

If his last name was Jordan

😭😭😭

[junior aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/haker-minions-pelea-yo-quiero-ser-el-haker-mi-villano-favorito-gif-8024652252443741322

[desert niche]

Mediocre is an overstatement of his play last season and he isn't blessed with the same physical frame as his father

[rare mulch]

Man bro just came off cardiac arrest

Chill

He barely got played

He should have transferred

[long oracle]

Lakers💯

[junior aspen]

We can all agree Bronny isn’t that good and he’s likely to be on a team because of his father

[rare mulch]

Wait was it dat for

[amber wren]

a lotta players stop playing after having heart attacks so that tells you something about him to be fair

[long oracle]

Go on Twitter and u get a free square

[junior aspen]

It tells you that his dad wants him to play

[long oracle]

he’s going to the lakers, everything is already planned out

[junior aspen]

Lebron could wait for Bryce but it’ll take a while longer

[bleak mountain]

dude she’s going crazy

[finite dock]

Lakers gonna trade up

[jolly solar]

giants bat better vs lhp, recent lhp vs giants have been getting absolutely shelled, and shota been mid recently

[bleak mountain]

shes 3/3 from 3 already

[finite dock]

Hypothesis ahh bettor

[rare mulch]

1% chance

[jolly solar]

l5 ahh bettor

[junior aspen]

Why?

[finite dock]

They not gonna risk it

[jolly solar]

look at the matchup and numbers and maybe you’ll have success Andrew

[long oracle]

CBS is literally telling us what pick Bronny is getting drafted lol

[junior aspen]

Risk what? Bronny going somewhere else?

[finite dock]

Risk losing Bron

[junior aspen]

If they wanted him that badly they would’ve drafted him already and not Knecht

[desert niche]

Lakers 100% drafting bronny

[jolly solar]

You’re so braindead if u think that what 💀💀💀

[desert niche]

As a favor to his dad

[jolly solar]

yeah let’s draft bronny at 15

[dense mantle]

What I told you last night 🤭

[jolly solar]

wtf 😭😭

[desert niche]

Otherwise bronny would be playing g league next year

[bleak mountain]

carleton sucks lmao

[junior aspen]

Lol I’m just saying the Lakers don’t think others want him

[long oracle]

Round 2 55th pick to the Lakers💯

[bleak mountain]

i need howard big ass to start getting some points

[jolly solar]

Exactly. That’s why they’ll take him at 55

[junior aspen]

17*

[celest slate]

Round 2 54th pick to the Celtics

[rare mulch]

Dats insane

[half birch]

What happened to Royce Lewis the last games

[desert niche]

So it's going to be like 105 in Phoenix today with 27% humidity,

[rare mulch]

Let’s draft bronny instead of Knecht in R1 at 17 is wild

[finite dock]

Take me home Gunnar

[junior aspen]

Probably. I’m just saying why trade up

[rare mulch]

Dalton is literally the best player in the draft imo

[desert niche]

Should I take under on everything for Minnesota

[rare mulch]

Top 4 atleast

[dense mantle]

Yessuh

[finite dock]

draft class has no aura😒

[desert niche]

He was definitely a steal, guy balled the whole tournament

[dense mantle]

The next 3 classes seem ass too

[rare mulch]

And was Sec player of the year

[junior aspen]

We’ll get to find out who’s actually good when the season starts

[celest slate]

Arizona plays in a dome

[finite dock]

like you tryna get me excited over Zaccharie Risachar😭

[desert niche]

Wait for the 7'9" kid Florida has

[rare mulch]

Caleb love still in college?

Zach Edey a monster tho

[desert niche]

Oh damn I didn't know that, we are out here on vacation and I looked at the weather and said hell no

[rare mulch]

West is so stacked

[dense mantle]

@finite dock

[rare mulch]

Grizzlies stay healthy it gets even better

[finite dock]

THE FREE SQUARE 🦅

[dense mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/shh-secret-chris-pratt-silence-dont-say-gif-17543341

[celest slate]

I’m sure that’s why the made it a retractable roof. Gets way too hot over there

[finite dock]

Scotty Pippen Jr. and pick 55 for number 31

Make it happen Lakers

[desert niche]

I liked Scottie pippen jr when he got to play last year for Memphis

[lean dust]

The giants ?

[finite dock]

Oh shit Scotty Pippen Jr got traded

💀

[junior aspen]

Missed out on in free agency: Bryce Harper, Carlos Correa, and Aaron Judge 😭

[long oracle]

Free square ez, also they are literally telling us he’s going to the lakers

[rare mulch]

I’m surprised flip is still on the board

[junior aspen]

Wonder how bumped Bronny at 55th is

[dense mantle]

Not for long

[bleak mountain]

why did collier get drafted so low

[desert niche]

Then again I liked Skylar mays and got his autographed card after the way he finished with the trailblazers in 23 and he's nowhere these days

[bleak mountain]

skylar mays 😭😭😭

[desert niche]

Turnover-problems?

[lean dust]

I have to mow and weed whip my two acres when I get home

[long oracle]

Books also telling us what pick he’s going lol

[dense mantle]

Nuke the under 🌚

[celest slate]

So Bronny James is way better than David Jones from Memphis?

[long oracle]

lmao

[rare mulch]

Way is wild

[bleak mountain]

wings defense is the sorriest shit ever

[dense mantle]

We been knew this. Imagine growing up with rich parents

[lean dust]

Now that’s funny

[desert niche]

Getting tickets to the diamondbacks game so I can go broke live betting

[dense mantle]

Been working since I turned 16, haven’t stopped since

[desert niche]

No from CA, AZ let's me use dk Sportsbook, as well as UD which is cool

[desert niche]

Better make myself a UD ticket too

It's brutal out here, we nap during the day and go out at like 7pm. Comparable to Vegas weather

[sweet sundial]

Am I cooked or what?

[lean dust]

Same with me brother, got kicked out at 15, long as u working u be straight, faster ur used to it easier it became for me

[desert niche]

That's why finding out the diamondbacks play in a dome is awesome cause it gives us something to do during the day

[abstract citrus]

Retractable dome for sunny days would be cool

[pliant gust]

Domes kind of go against baseball it’s a summer sport but I understand

[abstract citrus]

Only for the rain

Imagine it’s a Friday night game the done is closed the lights are bright and lead off Gunnar walks up and smacks one at the roof

[bleak mountain]

can’t wait for all my plays to chalk

[finite dock]

not fenway

[pliant gust]

Just make sure of no more roof collapses

[rare mulch]

Actually have a under on Chris sale walks allowed

1.5

[bleak mountain]

me

[rare mulch]

Dats high imo

[bleak mountain]

it’s free asf

[rare mulch]

Fr

[sharp lynx]

nuke??

[finite dock]

French National Team cutting Killian Hayes😭

[desert niche]

Let's go dbacks

Don't be dbags

[rare mulch]

I think he’s a dbacks Fan

[desert niche]

I am today

Other 364 days I'm a dodger fan

[fast berry]

Are there Betr promos every day? Might keep the Poatan significant strikes promo for another day. since theres a max amount u can bet per day

[south sleet]

They funny as hell lol

[bleak mountain]

spam overs on dbacks

batters

[lavish island]

Nah I went under on all of them

[bleak mountain]

whyyy

[lavish island]

Bc I hate that team just like Yankees went under on that whole team

[bleak mountain]

they going against the bum from the minor league

[lavish island]

There’s wnba rn?

[bleak mountain]

lmao i have number 6 from the wings on my parlay

shes so ass

[lavish island]

Dam that’s so early

[scarlet crow]

Nah Fr it’s sad to watch

[bleak mountain]

yeah ik

[bleak mountain]

last game dropped 26

game before dropped 19

why smith get subbed

shes the reason why they up

[rare mulch]

Twins pitcher IS NOT throwing a no no

lol

Imagine you can bet that

[bleak mountain]

lets goo wings

[south sleet]

Man said fuck it noones getting a hit

No hitter incoming 🤣

[slim cipher]

Tailed

[rare mulch]

Bro jus lost money

[bleak mountain]

bro refunded

[rare mulch]

If it hits send me sum (I never doubted it)

[bleak mountain]

watch the twins pitcher have a legacy game

[lavish island]

🙏

[bleak mountain]

8.0 IP 10 K 0 ER

[hard kraken]

First time using dabble locked my free $10 into this

[elfin sapphire]

Goin under on Dewanna is crazy

[tiny topaz]

There’s discounts coming??

[rare mulch]

Who’s selling ?