┆⚾・baseball

[valid mortar]

he mize be great today

[meager tinsel]

LMAOOOOOO

[vocal spindle]

And he’s already yapping again

[valid mortar]

lmao

[bleak mountain]

27 days

27 nights

[vocal spindle]

Is that skedaddle

He been in here 19x longer than you 😭😭

you shouldn’t be anywhere near bro 😭😭

[finite dock]

how u see that

[vocal spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/this-dude-will-not-shut-up-he-dont-stop-talking-he-wont-shut-up-talkative-chris-sparks-gif-15255102

[vocal spindle]

You’re 16th

[finite dock]

who’s 15th and 17th

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/yapping-gif-3664239514826816233

[vocal spindle]

Ketels and flashzy

You’re gonna pass ketels today

[finite dock]

how do you see it

what’s the command

[vocal spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/cool-story-bro-didnt-ask-cool-story-meme-random-gif-23278124

[ivory hill]

I’m prob like number 100

[vocal spindle]

You type in /bigbootybitties in bot commands

[finite dock]

bigtootybitties

[vocal spindle]

44

[rare mulch]

#2400 at only level 4 shows u Nb chats 😂

[meager tinsel]

I miss NBA and football 😞

[ivory hill]

NBA was mid tbh

[rare mulch]

It’s totally like 52000 bots in here

[vocal spindle]

People just join for the promos sign up sheet

And then never speak again

[rare mulch]

Server won’t hit 60k until another couple weeks lol

[vocal spindle]

Or a lot of people try underdog, lose once and never play again

Or people just switch to another app

PrizePicks discord got 450k people

[meager tinsel]

Tbh I just use whoever gives me a promo that day 🤣

[rare mulch]

PrizePicks got like 500k memebers

[vocal spindle]

449k

[rare mulch]

Damn near 400k more than UD😂😂😂

[vocal spindle]

PrizePicks been around way longer I think

And puts more into ads

[meager tinsel]

Pretty much

[vocal spindle]

I like UD’s discord better

[rare mulch]

Yea

[vocal spindle]

The mods like @long gorge are way more active and hands on, making it way more interactive and they actually care about the community

PrizePicks discord is just toxic and a bunch of trolls and people arguing the entire time, the UD discord actually got a community

Tons of regulars in here and we pretty much all know each other

[long gorge]

nice of you to say, thanks! I'm sure they're doing their best, it's a crazy big and active server

[rare mulch]

Bro Said that fast as freak

[meager tinsel]

Lol

I remember when I actually hit parlays good times

[rare mulch]

Most definitely

[meager tinsel]

My life would be so much easier if California didn't have stupid casinos blocking sports betting 🙄

[dawn urchin]

We simp for our beloved Edward

[dawn urchin]

True it’s crazy some of the things that are legal in this state…. But sports betting? NOPE

[vocal spindle]

Told you they active

[finite dock]

Then move out of that trashy ass state

[meager tinsel]

They made weed legal before sports betting 😭

[dawn urchin]

Drugs? GOOD. Sports betting? BAD

[vocal spindle]

Why is gambling allowed but sports betting isn’t

[dawn urchin]

Who knows what crazy logic they have

[meager tinsel]

Indian casinos fight it cuz that's how they getting they reparations

If they allow sports betting they think nobody is gonna go to the casino

[vocal spindle]

Gambling is all luck, nothing positive about it, and the casinos always win

[abstract citrus]

DAMN RIGHT IM AT CASPERS RN TEST MY GANGSTER

[vocal spindle]

Sports betting has a skill aspect

[vocal spindle]

Sports betting is at casinos too

It’s way more fun going to a casino to sports bet and watch the game ngl

[meager tinsel]

Yeah I'll be doing that at the end of July when I got to Vegas lol

[finite dock]

I know

[meager tinsel]

If I don't lose my money on black jack lmao

[abstract citrus]

OH OBA HERE

[finite dock]

Slot machines literally have fixed outcomes

[hard kraken]

BRYCE HARPER DAY

[dawn urchin]

When you are the giver of 0.5 squares I’ll simp for you

[ivory hill]

Nah I’m jp

[dawn urchin]

True it’s like those plushie claw machines. Literally fixed

[meager tinsel]

I just realized I'll be in Vegas for UFC 304 I'll be able to moneyline bet at the casino 🙏🏾

[abstract citrus]

Literally!!!

[dawn urchin]

I have a brother who worked at a arcade when he was in his 20s. He literally told us that it’s not skill really it’s a mechanism that decides how strong the grab/claw will be. So it’s literally dependent on if the machine has hit a certain point to be the strongest.

[vocal spindle]

Benjy calling me out of retirement rn

[meager tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/everybody-hates-chris-lemme-hold-a-dollar-gif-11537508

[jolly shell]

What lol

[vocal spindle]

Bro missed it lol

We were talking about how Andrew joined 2 months ago and is 16th in the server

And how Obada joined this month and is level 46

And we were calling them elite yappers

[meager tinsel]

Hall of Fame yappers

[vocal spindle]

And I said yours prolly looks crazy bc your join date is way later since you got banned and had to rejoin

[jolly shell]

I was wondering why my level so low and I’ve been on discord for five years. I didn’t really mss with underdog til now

[vocal spindle]

Word on the block is light blue guys are discord uncs

[vocal spindle]

Level is only in UD server not all of discord

[meager tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/bbq-dance-grill-dancing-moves-gif-17306278

[vocal spindle]

bro I got a bad cough rn and I’ve been taking cough syrup, tempted to make it into lean 😭

[finite dock]

Hello

[vocal spindle]

Isn’t lean just cough syrup sprite and candy

[meager tinsel]

Promethazine lol

[ivory hill]

Candy ? 😭

[vocal spindle]

Isn’t that in cough syrup

[meager tinsel]

Not in all of them

[vocal spindle]

Dudes be putting trolli and stuff in it

[vocal spindle]

Trolli and sprite with my delsym dont sound too bad

[meager tinsel]

Confidence level

[rare mulch]

Not even my slip I jus seen someone post it and want to kno what yaal think of it

[meager tinsel]

That shit gone have ur hallway looking like a tunnel don't ask me how I know this

[hardy mountain]

Donation slips

[meager tinsel]

Bro I did an hour of cardio this morning I feel like I'm dying

[hardy mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/for-vegas-vegas-las-vegas-king-of-queens-doug-heffernan-gif-22154730

[meager tinsel]

I swear on everything if Spain gives up a goal in the last minutes of this game I'm jumping

[bleak mountain]

they really bumped ragans to 41.5 just to bump him down to 39

[primal mountain]

jumping? Where?

[vocal spindle]

Even if I just do a normal amount of cough syrup?

Bc I gotta take the cough syrup anyway

[rare mulch]

Brooo

[meager tinsel]

Oh u will be fine

[rare mulch]

Now I’m making another slip with ragans fantasy why not

[vocal spindle]

Bro I was hooping last night and was laying on the floor for 30 minutes after just straight gassed

Felt like jimmy butler in the bubble

[meager tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/miamiheat-jimmybutler-tired-exhausted-gif-18812049

[vocal spindle]

My jumper is the most inconsistent thing ever

Some days I’m great and other days I can’t hit rim

But people still pick me up anyways bc I can dunk 😭😭

[meager tinsel]

I ain't played pick up in years I just shoot around here and there

[vocal spindle]

I’ve been playing pick up a lot recently bc my friends been inviting me

And they’re all way better than me

but I get dang near every rebound and got straps on defense, athleticism is basically all I got going for me in basketball

If I was taller I’d be Giannis 😭

[bleak mountain]

lower on bibee

[meager tinsel]

I just got court vision I'm a short Ben Simmons 😭

[hardy mountain]

Its always the ones that cant play but play prison ball defense

[meager tinsel]

Lmao

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/nba-lebron-james-lebron-paul-george-pg-gif-20459706

https://tenor.com/view/tom-holland-spiderman-your-right-you-too-bro-finger-gun-gif-15818018

[meager tinsel]

In my defense I tore my meniscus and had to get stem cells so I stopped hoopin 🤣

[ivory hill]

You probably not even go hoop you just go yap on the court pat bev 😭😭😭

[meager tinsel]

That was years ago my knee good now I'm back throwing kicks on the bag

[abstract citrus]

@finite dock @finite dock @lean dust all don’t know ball

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/patbev-devin-booker-dbook-saquonarmani-gif-22837746

[meager tinsel]

Speaking of throwing kicks I really need to go back to training muay thai so I can take an amateur fight before the year ends

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/draymond-crazy-draymond-green-gif-16014555014187137111

[meager tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/luka-doncic-devin-booker-dallas-mavs-dallas-mavericks-nba-gif-17160923047328169587

Bro built like Kyle Lowry

[vocal spindle]

I play hooper defense bc I used to actually hoop. I broke my arm in 3 places and then quit and focused on other sports tho, easier to lose your jumper than it is to lose defense

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/jaylen-brown-drops-luka-jb-drops-luka-jb-breaks-lukas-ankles-jaylen-brown-jb-gif-3926397736839102747

[vocal spindle]

If I was guarding you that’s cookies

Good passer or buns scorer?

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-dog-suspicious-look-suspicious-doubt-dog-doubt-gif-23680990

[vocal spindle]

😭😭

At least he honest

To be fair all I can do is layup and dunk

So I can’t talk

[meager tinsel]

Y'all making me wanna hoop then I realize it's hot af so I'ma play old ass 2k 🤣

[vocal spindle]

I can’t even dunk normally either, I can only do putbacks and oops, I drop the ball everytime I try to dunk normally 😭

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/draymond-crazy-draymond-green-gif-16014555014187137111

[vocal spindle]

Nah I get up there that’s fa sho

[meager tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/dunk-short-too-short-fail-jump-gif-11677511

[vocal spindle]

I just don’t know how to hold the ball correctly

I end up with my hands on the rim and the ball on the floor everytime 😭

[meager tinsel]

Cradle it

[vocal spindle]

Oh and if I hit leg day before i hoop, I lose all my scoring ability.

[meager tinsel]

Doing leg day before hoopin is insanity

[vocal spindle]

I also can’t score if I’m playing with good shooters bc there’s nothing to putback 😭

Putback slams are basically my entire bag

[meager tinsel]

U basically a 2k park big 😭

[vocal spindle]

dudes be like “oh yeah dunk that hoe” on a fast break and I either dribble it off my foot or lay it up 😭😭

[vocal spindle]

Without being big man sized 😭

[meager tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/rampen-ball-gif-21174730

[vocal spindle]

I weigh 148 😭 all I got is strength and vert

[vocal spindle]

Powerlifting come first

[meager tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/rockets-basketball-fail-mess-up-sports-gif-7171709

[vocal spindle]

Rather be tired hooping then be tired lifting

[vocal spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/stephen-curry-golden-state-warriors-basketball-slip-gif-15825240

Hooping the only cardio I do

Scratch that, football and pickleball too

I only do sports for cardio

None of that treadmill stuff

[ivory hill]

I was watching that shit live

[meager tinsel]

How tf u powerlifting at 148lbs bro built like uub from Dragonball z

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-dance-dancing-moves-gif-4650386

[meager tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/uub-gif-8090137

[ivory hill]

Weighting 143 is crazy

[vocal spindle]

Key to being a powerlifter is to be lean and strong

Higher weight makes it harder

[meager tinsel]

Yeah but 148lb is crazy how tall are u lol

[vocal spindle]

I bench 275, squat 465 and deadlift 495 at 148 lbs and that got me d1, but if I weighed 190 for example with those same lifts, I’d be a bum

[vocal spindle]

7’3”

[meager tinsel]

Brother u would be dead 😭

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/marina-mabrey-timeout-dallas-wings-smoked-lay-up-miss-gif-25340107

[vocal spindle]

I saw this coming from a year away

[ivory hill]

Whoever was guarding you Needa be banned @finite dock

[meager tinsel]

All jokes aside I'm in the process of cutting down to 170 so I can take muay thai fights and do jiu jitsu tournaments at 155 weight bully type shit lol

[vocal spindle]

They got me listed at 6’1”

But yk that ain’t true

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-dog-suspicious-look-suspicious-doubt-dog-doubt-gif-23680990

[ivory hill]

Very true

[vocal spindle]

I was 190 during football season

The cut go crazy

[twin socket]

No shooting

Bro wasted his vc

[vocal spindle]

Bro got that 70 ball handling dawg 😭

He just got the moving crossover animation 😭

[twin socket]

No badges

[ivory hill]

He bought 30k of vc and maxed dribbing with curry behind the back 🔥🔥🔥

[meager tinsel]

Bro used his vc on handling no court drip 😭

[ivory hill]

You a goodwill June flight 😭😭

[twin socket]

The cameras were off

[meager tinsel]

I don't got a current gen console I'm not buying 2k on PC lol

[twin socket]

2k is trash now

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-old-man-happy-anger-demon-gif-26056894

[vocal spindle]

If I was in 2k id have99 driving layup 99, rebounding, 99 steal, 99 speed, 99 vert, 99 hustle, 36 3 pointer, 45 mid range, 90 free throw, and 26 ball handling 😭😭

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/takeoff-migos-gif-takeoffmigos-laugh-gif-9719105893296295598

[meager tinsel]

I miss the days of playing 2k and Madden all day 😞

[rare mulch]

I knew he/him didn’t belong in the wnba

[ivory hill]

I still do this 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[vocal spindle]

Oh yeah I’d be lying by hyping myself up with an average 30 scoring stats and 0 ball handling 😭😭

[meager tinsel]

Thought that was gelo at first 😭

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-rage-break-controller-break-computer-rage-quit-gif-25541467

[vocal spindle]

Hold up how they having a baby

[meager tinsel]

I can't do it no more man hoping college football is fire

[rare mulch]

She needs to get shipped back to Russia

[ivory hill]

I be playing myteam and ultimate team

[vocal spindle]

Someone should’ve turned off trade override 😭

[meager tinsel]

It's crazy how most of the wnba play for the same team

[vocal spindle]

Russia fleeced us

[rare mulch]

Either she’s not telling us she’s a man or she has some type of unreleased dildo dat shoots out 🥜

Gatekeeping is crazy

[vocal spindle]

Unreal sentence

[ivory hill]

Sperm donor most likely only way

[meager tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/no-diddy-greekdagod-galaxygreek-meek-millz-gif-15487218337185699969

[vocal spindle]

Someone done piped down shawty

[ivory hill]

Lmaoo

[rare mulch]

Now dats crazy

😹😹😹

[ivory hill]

I mean lesbians do that to have kids😭😭😭😭

[vocal spindle]

On a real, I oughta pull Cameron brink so my kid can be the next Wemby

[ivory hill]

Y’all don’t know?

[meager tinsel]

Y'all think her boyfriend can fight

I'm tryna put her in the sharpshooter

[vocal spindle]

Who’s?

[meager tinsel]

Cameron brink

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-meme-confused-gif-24780938

[vocal spindle]

Here he goes yapping again

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/hell-no-gif-5798318147221316045

[vocal spindle]

BBL Obada back at it again

[vocal spindle]

SHE GOT A MANS?

[open patio]

this is discord relax brotha lol

[spark vault]

gunnar henderson type of day

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-face-surprised-wee-bey-the-wire-revelation-gif-23831754

[vocal spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-punching-wall-punch-wall-meme-gif-23241541

Bro it’s discord calm down buddy

[spark vault]

https://tenor.com/view/gunnar-henderson-baltimore-orioles-home-run-orioles-gif-17381245919979793840

[vocal spindle]

Doin too much over a joke on the internet

[tiny topaz]

i copped the 140 pack for ncaa 25

[vocal spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/too-much-overwhelmed-sigh-a-lot-stress-gif-5987920037539735892

[tiny topaz]

ima play it for 10 hours on drop

[vocal spindle]

I ain’t gonna beef with you on the internet

[tiny topaz]

dont send that until he makes up for the bs weve been put thru

[vocal spindle]

it ain’t serious

[spark vault]

that’s why i’m sending u the message lol he the hero in the voice

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/welp-lame-okay-gif-23101240

[meager tinsel]

I can definitely beat him in a fight

[vocal spindle]

gotta tighten up gang

[spark vault]

gunnar henderson type of day @tiny topaz

[ivory hill]

Who said anything about fighting 😭😭😭😭

[tiny topaz]

im the hero (the voices in gunnars head telling him to hit a bomb)

[bleak mountain]

that’s crazy 😭

[vocal spindle]

Nah that’s public enemy number 1

[spark vault]

just watch

[meager tinsel]

He needs to get away from her

[twin socket]

Stop instigating

[vocal spindle]

Brink looked like the type to be a snowbunny ngl

[rare mulch]

Cameron Brink unlocking new head styles I never seen a head like dat before

[ivory hill]

Why 😭

[meager tinsel]

Cuz I need her 😩

[ivory hill]

Ngl brink kinda mid

Gimme Alanna smith

[meager tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/walking-dead-hershel-shotgun-gif-12865167

[rare mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/pardon-me-excuse-me-what-huh-what-did-you-say-gif-17591975

[vocal spindle]

Yall so OD

[rare mulch]

Nah ds crazy and funny

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/cant-handle-the-truth-gif-7916035

[rare mulch]

Then he said bbl obada😭

Brink Top 5

[ivory hill]

Eh

[vocal spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-dog-suspicious-look-suspicious-doubt-dog-doubt-gif-23680990

[meager tinsel]

Obada Lowry

[rare mulch]

Thickums

[tiny topaz]

BBL BADA

[vocal spindle]

??????????

[wise thistle]

Hey big Daddy’s

[ivory hill]

Dorka Juhasz look better than brink😁

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/mmm-okay-ok-thinking-pout-gif-15272057

[rare mulch]

No diddy

[vocal spindle]

Bro be in his room hittin that “is somebody gonna match my freak”

[rose gale]

WHAT IS THIS

[tiny topaz]

oh no

[rare mulch]

Bro came back and chose violence

[tiny topaz]

dyno abt to take out another victim

[rose gale]

You’re sending messages too quickly

[vocal spindle]

That happens to me, close discord and reopen it

It’s mad annoying I got timed out for an hour for that once

No way 😭😭😭😭😭

[twin socket]

Sara could get it

[vocal spindle]

Why don’t UD got that mane

[bleak mountain]

donation 🤣🤣🤣😭

[vocal spindle]

Sara line too low, she look experienced

She done trained her whole life for this

[rose gale]

That one mf when I need him to cash my slip

[bleak mountain]

this is not tony snell

[vocal spindle]

I think I bet on him this game

[rose gale]

which makes it more funny that it isn’t Tony snell creating a Tony snell statline

[vocal spindle]

do we still take it?

Pause

😭😭

[ivory hill]

If it ain’t Joey no glizzy globber getting my money 😭😭😭

[vocal spindle]

Might not want to

[vocal spindle]

Tryna stay lean

[rose gale]

I know @vocal spindle like some glizzys

[tiny topaz]

its free?

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-sausages-patrick-star-patrick-hot-dogs-gif-1112528445268443969

[vocal spindle]

I heard it’s Sara’s first game back from injury, she’s likely on a glizzy restriction, I’d fade

[valid mortar]

https://images.ladbible.com/resize?type=webp&quality=70&width=3840&fit=contain&gravity=auto&url=https://s3-images.ladbible.com/s3/content/54cf6c4157a3b0c6556210a7f1e399b6.jpg

[rose gale]

Not the same for tonight tho

[rare mulch]

Off topic but no diddy ..

we gotta see Griner in one of these so we can know the truth 💯

[valid mortar]

Kobyashi ate hell of a lot more hot dogs and he’s ripped as hell

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/joey-chestnut-hot-dog-contest-winner-4th-of-july-news-gif-12112708

[vocal spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-gif-12280691131005323983

[rose gale]

Griner literally looks like a mouse

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/facts-straight-up-gif-21244543

[rose gale]

https://tenor.com/view/brittney-griner-wnba-bg-basketball-i'm-back-gif-10943335365899754392

Mouse

[vocal spindle]

She only attractive bc she’s a skyscraper

Too pale tho lowk

She need a tan

[floral prairie]

I never see anyone send a lineup in here

[valid mortar]

Everybody locks in in the morning

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/cameron-brink-cam-brink-hailey-van-lith-hvl-pawg-gif-18270704526845145001

[vocal spindle]

This channel isn’t for picks, go to #┆⚾・baseball if that’s what you looking for

[ivory hill]

Locks ???

[vocal spindle]

Miss

[bleak mountain]

brink can stomp on me anyday 🤤

[ivory hill]

Gimme HVL now 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

[valid mortar]

🤖

[rose gale]

Gimme Paige

ANY DAY

😈

[vocal spindle]

Yall ain’t original

[vocal spindle]

Paige bueckers?

[rose gale]

YUH

[bleak mountain]

angels moneyline

[vocal spindle]

Nah she so chopped

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-krabs-thief-stealing-money-accuse-gif-13645201

[rose gale]

Nah fr she could prolly carry all of us

[vocal spindle]

if you like Paige you just like anything with blonde hair

[rose gale]

Not now cause she got a torn acl but

💀

[vocal spindle]

Caught bro piping a mop with a blonde wig on

[rose gale]

Aye keep the priorities straight

[small cedar]

🤷🏽‍♂️

[bleak mountain]

can players get traded in the wnba

[vocal spindle]

My ex let me follow Paige back in the day bc she knew it was strictly for hoops since she so chopped

When you sent it I was in shambles

[vocal spindle]

WHO LET BRO COOK

[ivory hill]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CzSRUYZrUI0/?igsh=dTlvNDM0dzVhYngz

paulinaaparis

see y’all in carmichael in 2️⃣ days #845

Likes

90747

Instagram

Gimme her

[rose gale]

WILD ass tweet 😭

[vocal spindle]

O’Neil Cruz has 32 homers in his last 31 plate appearances vs Carson spiers, you’re cooked

[rare mulch]

Zion voice call got leaked I think

[rose gale]

Yeah 😭

[rare mulch]

Bro is a cornball

[vocal spindle]

why are you so beautiful

[rare mulch]

Stop it 💅

[vocal spindle]

I almost hung up

[rare mulch]

😂😂😂

[ivory hill]

https://x.com/thedunkcentral/status/1805334356707123449?s=46

NBACentral (@TheDunkCentral) on X

De’Aaron Fox will not sign an extension with the Kings this summer, as he wants to first see the long-term vision for the team’s roster, per @anthonyVslater & @sam_amick

“Fox’s future looms in the background too, as league sources say the All-Star guard has decided not to sign

Twitter · Jun 24, 2024, 8:17 PM

Uh oh

[bleak mountain]

bring him to the heat

😂

[ivory hill]

Tf

[rare mulch]

No LA

[vocal spindle]

How you in the NBA, number 1 overall pick, and can’t pull civilians

[ivory hill]

Because civilians can’t keep a secret

[vocal spindle]

Bc nba players and pstars both got 100+ bodies each

[bleak mountain]

zion is borderline obese

[ivory hill]

Cap

Zion actually in good shape

[rose gale]

This is what domingo german tweeted after getting caught with illegal substance last szn

[bleak mountain]

now he is

[rare mulch]

😹😹😹

[abstract citrus]

You are a glizzy demon

[merry umbra]

Anything for baseball today?

[ivory hill]

Zion played 70 games this year btw seems in shape to me

[vocal spindle]

Isn’t he the one that threw a random perfect game a lil while ago

He was boutta get cut too

[rare mulch]

Yeah

[vocal spindle]

And then that happened

Whatever happened to him

[twin socket]

Women abuser too

Woah

We saw dat

[vocal spindle]

I’m Chris brown, it’s okay.

[meager tinsel]

Chatgpt makes my life so much easier

[ivory hill]

Civilians don’t want athletes they want scammers n shi😭

[vocal spindle]

Anunoby?

[ivory hill]

Only OG💀💀💀

[vocal spindle]

Bro was going to the bench next season anyway

So might as well

[tiny topaz]

and someoe said knicks over bucks

[vocal spindle]

You can call anyone OG

[finite dock]

OG welcome to Boston

[ivory hill]

😐

[meager tinsel]

Yeah I think everyone expected him to decline the option so he can get more money and a longer deal

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/ray-rice-peace-sign-finger-holding-onto-a-stick-domestic-violence-nfl-gif-12996179

[ivory hill]

Ray Rice

[rare mulch]

Just call him ogugua

[vocal spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/still-talking-stop-please-gif-22622847

[bleak mountain]

giannis would look real good in a heat jersey

[meager tinsel]

Y'all can't pay him the 20+ mill he wants lol

[ivory hill]

Heat can’t even get dame😭😭😭😭

[vocal spindle]

Luka and Jokic teaming up and winning a ring would be the end of African American basketball as we know it

We’d be so cooked

[ivory hill]

😐😐😐

[rose gale]

Yes

[bleak mountain]

jimmy for giannis and dame

good ass trade

[lunar patio]

hey kings

[ivory hill]

No defense on that team at all

[meager tinsel]

Og on the Mavs would be kinda tough

[vocal spindle]

I’d rather play with Giannis than butler

[meager tinsel]

But idk how they would make that work with cap space

[vocal spindle]

As long as he doesn’t average 6 points a game

[ivory hill]

The bucks

[rose gale]

Og on Dallas is the ultimate fu to Brunson

[lunar patio]

amazing take

[rose gale]

😭

[lunar patio]

@meager tinsel need to be a gm

[flat silo]

this is crazy

[bleak mountain]

luka would also look real good in a heat jersey

[flat silo]

just met max clark and j rod

[bleak mountain]

maybe jokic to

[vocal spindle]

Mavs got 13th most cap space available rn

[finite dock]

no one looks good in a heat jersey

[ivory hill]

Nobody going to the fucking heat 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[bleak mountain]

we own your franchise

[rose gale]

Max Clark was almost a ranger

[ivory hill]

The heat can’t even catch a cold 😭

[vocal spindle]

Heavy miss

[vocal spindle]

Luka would be tuff in a nuggets jersey

[bleak mountain]

fuck it bring tatum to the heat

[ivory hill]

Pat Riley

[lunar patio]

🙈🙈😊😍

[finite dock]

i can’t take heat fans seriously😭

[bleak mountain]

celtics fans are even worse

[rose gale]

Better give us Murray MPJ Payton Watson and 2 first round picks

[flat silo]

is there anyone i should get an autograph from here

i alr got hella

[rare mulch]

No definitely lakers

[meager tinsel]

Omg the thunder got 40m in cap space if og goes to the thunder...

[rare mulch]

OG to the lakers tho

[vocal spindle]

Fans of any eastern conference team tbh

[ivory hill]

Lakers fans send death threats to their players 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[rose gale]

Celtics fans

[meager tinsel]

Would have to be a sign and trade

[rare mulch]

Wander franco

Oh I forgot

[vocal spindle]

I’m a mavs fan, I was just talking entertainment value not realism

[bleak mountain]

if jj don’t win 20 games straight laker fans are gonna cook him 😭😭😭

[meager tinsel]

Those not real Lakers fans u can find outliers like that in every fan base tbh

[ivory hill]

Lakers fans was sending death threats to Danny green

[rose gale]

Better give us that tho

😱

[vocal spindle]

Luka and Jokic could never pair outside of free agency

[bleak mountain]

theyre gonna blame them losing on jj instead of dlo shooting 1/7 from 3 😭😭😭

[vocal spindle]

We would still decline that

[ivory hill]

You can say the same for Celtics

[meager tinsel]

I can't lie that ngga had me hot when he almost air balled a wide open 3 LMAO

[vocal spindle]

Luka would require Jokic and a 2nd rounder

He just turned 25

[twin socket]

He Dominican chill

[vocal spindle]

A young player of his caliber

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/dannygreen-danny-green-lebron-lebronjames-gif-18751648

@meager tinsel

[bleak mountain]

danny green has more finals appearances than embiid

[vocal spindle]

Luka might have the most trade value of any player in the league rn

[twin socket]

Ayo

[meager tinsel]

Why remind me of this I hate u

[vocal spindle]

Alvin was getting the best head

That ended the overtime Megan era

[ivory hill]

Giannis?

[vocal spindle]

She had a chokehold on everyone

[rose gale]

This was will Levis 😭

[twin socket]

I almost got banned for sending dat shit nba chat a bunch of hoes

[vocal spindle]

He boutta be 30, luka just turned 25, luka got more value rn

[vocal spindle]

What

[hard kraken]

🙏🏽

[rose gale]

I got timed out for a full week for some like that as well

[rose gale]

That was will levis girlfriend

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-you-know-that-perry-abbott-tom-pelphrey-outer-range-where-did-you-get-that-information-gif-25529721

[inner gazelle]

i bet on jose ramirez over 1.5 bases

[rose gale]

Trust

[inner gazelle]

am i cooked

[twin socket]

Everyone knows

[ivory hill]

I don’t

Nobody keeping up with will Levis 😭😭

[meager tinsel]

Shit was mid

[twin socket]

Nah u probably don’t be on twitter dats why

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/heard-em-this-guy-smh-bruh-gif-25040191

[ivory hill]

I do just never seen that bs

[meager tinsel]

What in the god of war

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/cam'ron-pause-ayo-gif-7259200204662515155

[meager tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-gif-24935909

[finite dock]

and they call celtics fans bad

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-lol-what-confused-look-gif-14863730

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/call-out-shout-out-ken-jeong-gif-8166526779530345017

[meager tinsel]

So u telling me that mf don't look like kratos

[ivory hill]

Ngl you need a timeout after that

[meager tinsel]

Lmao

[finite dock]

you ain’t wrong

[vocal spindle]

I was so confused what you meant now I get it

I wasn’t talking about what you sent

I was talking about the “who’s getting the best head” meme from a few years back

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-eyebrow-god-of-war-gif-27143599

[rose gale]

WTF

[vocal spindle]

You don’t remember that?

[ivory hill]

Bra what is this ?????????

[rose gale]

no bro 😭

I don’t imagine that shit

[vocal spindle]

Bro this meme was all over twitter bro

[ivory hill]

You need a timeout too @vocal spindle

[vocal spindle]

Ain’t no way yall don’t remember that

[twin socket]

Wtf

[finite dock]

#miamivice🤘

[twin socket]

Why u delete it

[rose gale]

I ain’t got no freak activities on my tl

[ivory hill]

Cus he knows he down bad 😭

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/why-you-always-lying-meme-vine-funny-nicholas-fraser-gif-4530516

[rose gale]

Somebody created this about me and this is prolly the most cooked I’ve ever been

[finite dock]

wtf 😭

[rose gale]

Look at the fatass leg 💀

[vocal spindle]

I’m telling yall bruh

This was all over twitter, instagram and everything bro

[ivory hill]

You sent it again ???

[vocal spindle]

This meme was huge in like 2019 bruh

[vocal spindle]

Different screenshot

Ik I ain’t crazy

This jawn was viral

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/4k-caught-gif-20353888

[twin socket]

@rose gale

We saw u

[vocal spindle]

It’s not an actual video it’s just a meme

[ivory hill]

@rose gale

[rose gale]

?

[finite dock]

@rose gale

[rose gale]

Why have I been tagged

[ivory hill]

“Definitely Simon tho”

[twin socket]

U freakazoid

[rose gale]

?

wym

[bleak mountain]

can’t believe the heat are getting dame and embiid this off season

[rose gale]

are u saying Simon is receiving the best head??

BRO U FREAK

WTF

[vocal spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/can-you-please-stop-talking-can-you-shut-up-can-you-be-quiet-can-you-shut-your-mouth-shh-gif-16058545

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/stfu-punching-stfu-gif-stfu-meme-punching-air-discord-gif-23795187

[rose gale]

nah that’s unacceptable

[twin socket]

Dat was u

[finite dock]

#heatlifer🤘

[vocal spindle]

All ik is it wasn’t Alvin

[rose gale]

I don’t remember doing that

All I see is that coming from your name

[bleak mountain]

wtf

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/chill-out-dude-kevin-hart-jumanji-jumanji-movie-chill-out-gif-15696789

[rose gale]

Brittney tho?

Ionknowwww

[bleak mountain]

which pitcher sells today?

[ivory hill]

All

[bleak mountain]

don’t say that

[rose gale]

Every pitcher sells now

[finite dock]

Community pitcher Aaron Nola

[rose gale]

Happened yesterday

[bleak mountain]

todays monday

[rose gale]

Hopefully none of my pitchers I got on my parlay

[bleak mountain]

they playing good tdy

[bleak mountain]

freddy 😭😭

[rose gale]

Freddy hasn’t gone under ever at home

[meager tinsel]

Should I go get wings 🤔

[rose gale]

🙏

[bleak mountain]

hes banned after doing this

[rose gale]

😭

[meager tinsel]

Wingstop gotta start doing bone in specials ....

Boneless wings don't even exist that shit is chicken breast 😭

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/sure-bro-clyde-donovan-south-park-deep-learning-south-park-s26-e4-s26-e4-gif-7617573412139429460

[rose gale]

Lemme give u the order

[twin socket]

Chicken nuggets

[rose gale]

my order is the best @meager tinsel

[dawn urchin]

LEMON PEPPER

[twin socket]

Alright say it

[vocal spindle]

Alvin a drama queen bruh he was fo sho overreacting

[rose gale]

get the 10 bone in combo get half lemon pepper half mango habenaro or if you don’t like spice that much get the hot honey rub and then get lemon pepper or voodoo fries and then get your choice of drink

@twin socket

[vocal spindle]

Nola Houck and Ragans selling

[vocal spindle]

I wanna DoorDash them but i got food at home

[twin socket]

I gotta try dat now

[vocal spindle]

Wingstop fries are insane

Best fast food fry hands down

[twin socket]

Ranch

[rose gale]

make sure u tell them lemon pepper fries if you get that

[vocal spindle]

Chilis got the best ranch

[rose gale]

Yes the ranch is unbeatable

[rose gale]

ACTUALLY

u maybe right holy

[twin socket]

I haven’t try the chilis ranch

[vocal spindle]

I used to work there, people would use the ranch for everything, like stuff that doesn’t even go with ranch, they’d eat the chips with ranch instead of salsa

I tried the ranch

[rose gale]

I’m a fatass when it comes to chilis I know the best order there

[vocal spindle]

Instant addiction

[twin socket]

Might have to try it now

[meager tinsel]

What is it

[vocal spindle]

Chilis has better ranch than any store bought I’ve ever tried and any restaurant I’ve ever been to

[meager tinsel]

I usually get lemon pepper and extra hot

[vocal spindle]

Mango habanero or you’re weak

It’s that simple

That jawn is so gas

[meager tinsel]

I dont eat sugar 😭

[rose gale]

Get the triple dipper with the honey chipotle crispers the fried monzarella and the big mouth burger bites get the ranch marinara and either extra ranch or I get the new buffalo ranch

[vocal spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-dog-suspicious-look-suspicious-doubt-dog-doubt-gif-23680990

[rose gale]

And then if u really wanna be a fatass get that skillet cookie they have

[vocal spindle]

HC crispers lowkey overrated

[meager tinsel]

I don't tbh

[rose gale]

u don’t like em ?

[ivory hill]

Bra?

[vocal spindle]

I used to get the triple dipper with double burger bites and fried pickles

[meager tinsel]

Gah damn big back

[vocal spindle]

Gas

[twin socket]

If u control it u be Aii

[ivory hill]

Ngga know the menu by memory 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[dawn urchin]

I’d love some wings after today… I got taken to UD cleaners

[abstract citrus]

Let’s get these glizzies

[rose gale]

I told u ima fatass when it comes to this type

[vocal spindle]

They’re like an 8.3/10, but people act like they 15/10

[rose gale]

The bulk gonna go crazy

[rose gale]

Get the Nashville hot ones then they’re crazy as well

[vocal spindle]

Do they still have the chilis Philly?

That thing was UNREAL

with the white queso loaded curly fries and a blackberry lemonade

Had me lookin like the chipmunks

[rose gale]

I haven’t seen that thing on the menu

So prolly not

[rose gale]

?

[vocal spindle]

It was on the bar menu when I worked there but you could order it at the table still

But you had to have a bar menu to see it

[rose gale]

Oh ok that’s prolly why

[ivory hill]

Knowing the menu like crazy is insane

You a regular customer ain’t it

[rose gale]

yes

[vocal spindle]

Ik the menu bc I used to work there

[rose gale]

I have distinct orders for every play I go to

[ivory hill]

I’ll never work at a restaurant or fast food I’m sorry

[vocal spindle]

What’s your Arby’s order

https://tenor.com/view/funny-jokes-laugh-very-funny-jokes-gif-8006636675585716814

[ivory hill]

Arby’s?????

[vocal spindle]

I was in high school dawg

[rose gale]

Get the fried chicken sandwich with everythang and get the Curly fries with the Arby’s sauce OR get the mozzarella sticks with ranch

[abstract citrus]

Ikr don’t nobody eat that raccoon knuckle ass food

[vocal spindle]

30 an hour in high school was the dream man

[ivory hill]

Even when I was in high school I still didn’t lol

[rose gale]

My order is elite bro don’t worry

[vocal spindle]

WHY YOU GOT AN ARBY’S ORDER

[rose gale]

ITS A GOOD ASS ORDER

[vocal spindle]

YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF

[rose gale]

I admit the meat stuff there isn’t high quality

That’s why I get their chicken and their apps

Those suckers are elite

[ivory hill]

You the leader of the big back community 😭😭😭😭😭

[vocal spindle]

Man I was making 30 an hour, in high school I’d work anywhere paying that much

[rose gale]

Name me a place I got an order for it prolly

[abstract citrus]

Can’t lie I thought you said something racist at first lol

[ivory hill]

Home

[ivory hill]

Nah never 😭😭😭

[vocal spindle]

Applebees

[rose gale]

I like making quesadillas or I’m pretty good at making some burgers and stuff like that

[ivory hill]

I had two jobs both was paying me 20 a hr

[rose gale]

okay get this order when u go out with someone ok

Get the 2 for 25 get the whole lotta bacon burger

Your partner can get whatever

[vocal spindle]

I played 3 sports every year of high school, 30 an hour for 4 hour shifts no closing shifts either was perfect for me

[rose gale]

But get the bbq boneless wings with the ranch

[vocal spindle]

Why bro got a Applebees order

[vocal spindle]

Prison

[rose gale]

Applebees is fire

[ivory hill]

I only played football and basketball in high school

[rose gale]

Tyrone 6’2 263 pounds

[meager tinsel]

Bro got an order for everything

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/treyreloaded-big-back-gif-16239507985706487021

[rose gale]

Aye im prolly skinnier then all yall

[vocal spindle]

Quit basketball after freshman year. Track wrestling and football freshman year. Track wrestling and freshman again sophomore year, track powerlifting and football junior year and again senior year, captain of powerlifting team both years

[rose gale]

I’m 17 only 165

[ivory hill]

I weight 230

[vocal spindle]

I’m 148 lbs

[ivory hill]

165😐

[vocal spindle]

And bench 275

[rose gale]

Damn anorexic ass

[meager tinsel]

Lmao

[vocal spindle]

You ever seen an anorexic person bench 275?

I’m just lean

[meager tinsel]

Bro built like grim off Billy and Mandy 😭

[vocal spindle]

I pack on muscle rather than fat

[ivory hill]

Lifting weights to me is so easy

[rose gale]

I ain’t see that I take that back

[ivory hill]

I never had trouble lifting

[vocal spindle]

Bc you weigh 230 😭

[rose gale]

U should bench like over 300 for sure

[ivory hill]

Lmao I bench 400

[meager tinsel]

I don't even know what I bench tbh lol

[vocal spindle]

I was 190 during football season, but that was stuffing my face with fat to pack on weight, my body likes to stay around 150. So when I cut back down for powerlifting I was pretty much straight muscle

[ivory hill]

Do a max day

[vocal spindle]

I’m dumb close to benching 2x BW

I squat over 3x

Same with deadlift

[rose gale]

Good for u brother

[ivory hill]

@rose gale chill

[rose gale]

I’m just trolling u bro 😭

[vocal spindle]

Why I just saw this 😭

[rose gale]

Boutta say I thought somebody was finna laugh at that

😭

[vocal spindle]

You seemed more like a Jamal kinda guy tho

[meager tinsel]

Lmao

[rose gale]

Nah I’ll leave those for my sister

[vocal spindle]

If I was guessing your order I would’ve said Jamal 6’4” 250 lbs with the neck tats

[rose gale]

I’ll take the beefier ones

[ivory hill]

💀💀💀💀💀

[abstract citrus]

How tall are you

[ivory hill]

What

Baseball in 20 mins

[meager tinsel]

Idk what's going on

[rose gale]

We’re all skinny but we acting fat

[abstract citrus]

Same I’m lost they talking about lifting n shit lol

[vocal spindle]

Word on the street is I’m 6’1” according to my coaches (I’m not 6’1”)

[pure compass]

Let’s go Phillies

[rose gale]

Texas boy

[abstract citrus]

Then how tall are you wtf.

[rose gale]

One of us

[vocal spindle]

That’s why I’m a mavs fan

[finite dock]

5’7

[rose gale]

U from dfw area

[vocal spindle]

Everyone says I’m 5’11” but I’m pretty sure I’m 5’10”

[vocal spindle]

Tarrant county

[rose gale]

Ohh shit

[vocal spindle]

I think I’m 5’10” barefoot

[rose gale]

U only like an hour away

[hardy mountain]

Im 6ft with shoes

[vocal spindle]

I’ll be staying in college station in 2 months tho

[hardy mountain]

[rose gale]

Oh word I just there not to long ago

[vocal spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-dog-suspicious-look-suspicious-doubt-dog-doubt-gif-23680990

[meager tinsel]

Colombia needs to score

[hardy mountain]

Yea

Adds a good inch

[vocal spindle]

Great thing about living in Texas is wearing cowboy boots is a normal thing

So I can pull up anywhere and be 6’1”

[meager tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-you-mean-by-that-druski-gif-20560325

[hardy mountain]

🤲

[rose gale]

U ever got anybody ask u if u ever rode a horse to school

[hardy mountain]

Every 20lbs of body fat you lose, you gain 0.5 inch down there

[sterile dagger]

FREE JPIERREE

[vocal spindle]

Huh

[abstract citrus]

I believe I’m 6’2 but a small possibility I could be 6’3 at this point haven’t measured in a few years

[vocal spindle]

am I locked up?

[meager tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/running-away-gif-19573377

[finite dock]

do you not go to the doctor tf

[vocal spindle]

Yeah people online seem to think all of Texas is just cowboys and tumbleweeds 😭

[sterile dagger]

🤣🤣🤣

[abstract citrus]

Yes but a doctor tried to tell me I’m 6 foot once when I clearly wasn’t

[sterile dagger]

i’m only 5’8 is that short?

[hardy mountain]

Thats avg

[finite dock]

papi you cooked😭

[vocal spindle]

I cut from 190 to 148 and I’m still at 0.25 inches. Is this a glitch?

[hardy mountain]

But chicks think 6ft dudes are everywhere

[abstract citrus]

And tbh not much. Just for basic physicals n shit

[rose gale]

Nah fr I did get asked if I ever wore a cowboy hat in gym class and I said “hell yeah I did”

[hardy mountain]

They like 15% of the world population

[vocal spindle]

Average

People act like average is short idk why

[abstract citrus]

Yes it is

[hardy mountain]

Nah the female standard gone up

[rose gale]

Cause he like 24

[hardy mountain]

[vocal spindle]

Females think 6 foot is average

[hardy mountain]

Its the 6 rule

[abstract citrus]

Literally anything under 6 is short lol

[vocal spindle]

5’8” is average and it’s shorter outside the US

[hardy mountain]

They want 6 foot, 6 figures, 6 pack abs, and 6 inches

[vocal spindle]

I’ll live with 5’11”

[abstract citrus]

The fever thing killed me 😂😂

[finite dock]

im just a nonchalant 6’9 dread head tryna make a little cash 🤤

[vocal spindle]

What if you got 8 pack genetics 😭

[rose gale]

Not gonna lie if a girl won’t get with a guy cause they not 6 feet I’ll take em idc

[hardy mountain]

That shii dont matter if you 5 foot 6

[finite dock]

take the guy or the girl?

[vocal spindle]

I ain’t no 5’6”

[rose gale]

The guy

[abstract citrus]

Both 😈

[sterile dagger]

girls only like tall dudes onb

[hardy mountain]

Stay up short kings

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/kto-kounotoritoken-kounotori-lbow-storkholders-gif-25676349

[hardy mountain]

Good thing someone down my family tree had some height at least

[vocal spindle]

Even if I was 6 foot I wouldn’t get with a girl that puts that much value on height to begin with.

[rose gale]

woah woah woah

[hardy mountain]

Not short nor tall

[finite dock]

who else in here just a 6’11 dreadhead 🤤

[vocal spindle]

My homeboy 6’11” and still can’t pull

[rose gale]

Bigfoot

[meager tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/cap-phone-call-calling-cap-calling-cap-is-calling-gif-27456793

[abstract citrus]

7’3 with pale white guy with tight cornrows my hairline about to die 🥰

[hardy mountain]

If you 6’3+ and cant get chicks, you must be some ugly mf

[vocal spindle]

He south Sudanese

[rose gale]

Aye they’re trying

[vocal spindle]

He looks like slender man

[finite dock]

just a nonchalant dreadhead with a hellcat🤤

[hardy mountain]

They dont got to try

[meager tinsel]

Man only thing that matters when it comes to girls is if u got money

[hardy mountain]

Chicks single it out easily

[abstract citrus]

Gotta find the right one family

[hardy mountain]

Ain’t that where bol bol is from

[meager tinsel]

Lol

[rose gale]

I just forgot I have my friends address in my phone and I can dox him whenever I want

But that’s to mean I’m not gonna do it

[vocal spindle]

I’m 6’6”, tatted, melanated, humble, make 7 figures, own 4 sports cars, run my own business, have an 8 pack, and I love God, but shawty said she only dates dreadheads

[meager tinsel]

Ain't that a felony

[finite dock]

6’3 LA raised cutie with blue eyes and fluffy hair over here😍 Please, one at a time, ladies.

[vocal spindle]

Yea

[hardy mountain]

Sounds about right

“Height rizz”

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/smh-omg-really-wow-gif-14886108

[vocal spindle]

You don’t even gotta be attractive when you that tall

Cuffem could pull if he was 6’4”

[hardy mountain]

It’s embedded in the human biology that tall = some shit good

When it really dont matter unless you playing sports

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/chris-tucker-friday-hell-no-hell-naw-gif-9179385

[vocal spindle]

Ion even know why, girls be sounding like recruiting coaches

[rose gale]

Ladies ladies one at a time there is a bunch of me to go around

[hardy mountain]

They wanna look up to they man

[vocal spindle]

It be the 5’2” shawties tho

[dawn urchin]

THIS MAN KNOWS HES GETTING WINGS

[hardy mountain]

Its ingrained in human thinking

[meager tinsel]

He got a 5mill net worth all his ugly ass need

[vocal spindle]

4’10” shawties be turning down 5’11” men for not being 6 foot

[dawn urchin]

SAVE SOME FOR US

[vocal spindle]

Wait fr?

[abstract citrus]

Really not many girls that wanna be looking down lol

[lunar patio]

WHO READY FOR THIS MLB

[hardy mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/train-tunnel-pounding-gif-23871774

[twin socket]

Ayoo

[finite dock]

6’7 lover boy with dreads, tats, 2 hellcats, and a 1.4 million dollar beach house. Ladies, one at a time, please. 😍

[meager tinsel]

That's what Google says so it's probably not accurate

[hardy mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/markybum-gif-18085403

Oh yea

[meager tinsel]

This ain't tinder

[hardy mountain]

This why

[abstract citrus]

Lmao never said it’s never happened

[hardy mountain]

It doesn’t look right to us

Both men and girl

[rose gale]

Ladies ladies one at a time there is plenty of me to go around

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-the-cap-cap-laugh-video-reaction-youtuber-gif-18293251

[meager tinsel]

Nah this looks insane

[hardy mountain]

Embedded in our human brain

[vocal spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/if-you-dont-mind-id-like-stop-listening-to-you-sheldon-shut-up-big-bang-theory-gif-15323016

[abstract citrus]

Oh yea the hoes be blowing up my phone

[ivory hill]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[abstract citrus]

Please god no

[ivory hill]

Nigga really lied abt working at chick fil a😭😭😭😭😭😭

[rose gale]

Ladies ladies one at a time it isn’t that serious!

[meager tinsel]

Telling a girl u gonna give her the world when u know u lying is w rizz

[finite dock]

Sometimes I just hate being a 6’11 dreadhead because when you try to stand up your head bumps into the roof messing up the bluetooth to your newly purchased hellcat😍

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/wait-what-what-what-the-what-the-hell-confused-gif-5148050941166749560

[ivory hill]

You still have a Facebook????

[rose gale]

Yes somehow 😭

[ivory hill]

That shit is ass😭😭😭

[hardy mountain]

Only old mfs on facebook

[tiny topaz]

God the games need to start, chat has been brainrot since 1

[vocal spindle]

Told shawty I’d give her the world so I gave her a globe keychain and dipped

[rose gale]

Hoes be blowing up my phone fr

[finite dock]

6’7 lover boy with dreads, tats, 2 hellcats, and a 1.4 million dollar beach house. Ladies, one at a time, please. 😍

[vocal spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/banging-head-on-wall-stick-figure-gif-550242490214068667

[hardy mountain]

“Im looking for personality”

[ivory hill]

Mines 40k😭😭😭 @rose gale

[vocal spindle]

I remember when tiktok tried to convince all the dreadheads to get waves

[finite dock]

“my mans needs to have a good personality”

[rose gale]

Holy shit 😭

[dawn urchin]

ALL THESE KINGS FEASTING ON THE BADDIES

[hardy mountain]

They dont even know what they want

[ivory hill]

Ngl I don’t read emails at all

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/gaming-ttthefineprinttt-playing-the-computer-using-the-computer-playing-games-gif-25902410

[hardy mountain]

Just want a reason to dump yo ass when they bored

[tiny topaz]

Yea that’s me. You can give me my lambo I have been lending you back whenever you want

[dawn urchin]

….

[hardy mountain]

Or found a upgrade

[vocal spindle]

Easily Andrew

[lavish island]

Step by step

[dawn urchin]

It’s not like I totally don’t wish the buddies a daily hello every morning

[twin socket]

He be saying anything dat comes out his head

[vocal spindle]

Bro repeated the same joke with a whole paragraph 8 times and no one laughed the first 7 times and he kept going

[ivory hill]

Who

[finite dock]

No I changed it up

[vocal spindle]

Andrew

[dawn urchin]

8th times the charm?

[vocal spindle]

With the 6’7” dreadhead thing

[valid mortar]

twoooo minutes!

[vocal spindle]

Bro the joke was still the same everytime

[tiny topaz]

I could win the yap offs but I wouldn’t get shit done in life

[ivory hill]

Bra the nigga been yapping non stop 😭😭😭

[vocal spindle]

I’ll unban Gunnar if he doesn’t poop the bed again today

[ivory hill]

I took him again

[tiny topaz]

I got a brainrot side yall ain’t ready for😈

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/scribble-son-naeun-apink-kpop-girl-gif-22363775

[vocal spindle]

Hey, die.

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/relax-chill-out-loosen-up-gif-17850756

[tiny topaz]

Who’s tryna double deez today

[vocal spindle]

They don’t even try to not look suspicious

[twin socket]

Me

[tiny topaz]

Make it more friggin obvious dude

[finite dock]

When are the glizzys

[tiny topaz]

Now, open wide

[ivory hill]

Send the plays then Steve Blake

[vocal spindle]

Who's trynna double bread today
I got something that's most definitely gonna hit on deck rn snd me a friend request or
Snd me a direct message
I'm helping everyone eat Today

[tiny topaz]

Who's trynna double bread today
I got something that's most definitely gonna hit on deck rn snd me a friend request or
Snd me a direct message
I'm helping everyone eat Today

[vocal spindle]

What yall know about prime Terry Davis????

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/cam'ron-pause-ayo-gif-7259200204662515155

[finite dock]

Who's trynna double bread today

I got something that's most definitely gonna hit on deck rn snd me a friend request or
Snd me a direct message
I'm helping everyone eat Today

[hardy mountain]

I can turn your 2000 into 200

[bleak mountain]

i can turn your predictions into profits

[tiny topaz]

I can turn ur college fund into ashes! Follow me into debt!

FUCK

[vocal spindle]

I’m selling guaranteed slips for $250 a piece, not guaranteed to win, but I can guarantee it will be a slip!

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/22gz-blixky-blixky-gang-folk-folk-gd-gif-17971958

[tiny topaz]

Chalked

I’m alr chalked

[bleak mountain]

can’t wait for gunnar to strikeout first inning ✅🔥

[tiny topaz]

Hey guys I’m alr chalked btw callin it now

[finite dock]

bro i’m afraid austinprops knows what he’s doing

[ivory hill]

Chill mf 😐

[bleak mountain]

i have gunnar to

[ivory hill]

Gunnar hitting today

[finite dock]

i’m all for gunnar chalking

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/snoop-dogg-rapper-raper-angry-anger-gif-17002797

[finite dock]

Kwan hit

[vocal spindle]

Kwan just chalked my only slip of the day

[tiny topaz]

LFG

[vocal spindle]

What’s on the slate tmrw?

[bleak mountain]

kwannnn

[vocal spindle]

Kwan is unreal

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/he-cant-keep-getting-away-with-it-gif-19335672

[tiny topaz]

Get kwan a run here

Or a sb

[craggy pendant]

Ask that dude to make you some double bread

[vocal spindle]

Kwan better not chalk total bases

[tiny topaz]

Double deez

[tiny topaz]

I took fantasy bc total bases seemed sus

Get me off this green color

Brotha ewwww brotha ewwwww

[finite dock]

Is Povich 6 innings cooked

[tiny topaz]

It’s a darker green

[vocal spindle]

Is this locks?

[vocal spindle]

I took it on fliff, bc I’m taking a break rn

[tiny topaz]

I’d rather have piss yellow

Ngl like as a packers fan the colors aren’t my favorite

I love my team but like damn green and gold is kinda weird

Its iconic and I love it but you don’t see us having crazy jerseys and ppl talking abt our New Jerseys like they are cool

[finite dock]

Rip Povich 6 innings

[tiny topaz]

Bucks changed from green to the blue jerseys and I was so hype

[tiny topaz]

Why yall think he could do it?

[vocal spindle]

Schwarber hit

[finite dock]

Good odds

[finite dock]

Nope error

[vocal spindle]

Nvm error

[craggy pendant]

Hope you all did not take Maury Povich