┆⚾・baseball

[rose gale]

Paul skenes already starting out like doodoo

[lavish island]

✅

[vocal spindle]

Unreal

[bleak mountain]

skenes disaster class

[rose gale]

Home run then a double

[finite dock]

They figured Skenes out

[dawn urchin]

To be fair he was due for regression

[bleak mountain]

skenes gonna find a way to end the game with 8ks

[vocal spindle]

Yeah chalk everything already

[rose gale]

It’s fine Its only 1 run I just 8 strikeouts

😔🤝

[vocal spindle]

Every single slip chalked

[amber wren]

ARE WE GETTING A PROMO

[vocal spindle]

Well who we got pitching tomorrow?

[vocal spindle]

No

[pearl spire]

Nola

[open patio]

1k

[twin socket]

There u go

[ivory hill]

Skenes got a K

[rose gale]

YES HE GOT ONE

[half birch]

We chilling

[amber wren]

Why is skenes doing this to us

[faint chasm]

Pfft first pitch hr

[primal mountain]

good shit yandy....we're liking baseball from afar @dawn urchin for now

[twin socket]

Ump got Skenes over

[pearl spire]

Ump love Skenes

[twin socket]

Let’s go

[rose gale]

Nasty nester is going off today

[rare mulch]

UMP is glazing Nestor

I got under on Nestor 1st inning Ks chalk it

[bleak mountain]

bases loaded for rays

[open patio]

ngl those called strikes are balls lol

[bleak mountain]

skenes giving up a grandslam

[twin socket]

Yoo wtf

[dim gazelle]

?

[pearl spire]

Cortes cook up den

[empty moss]

UMP

NOOOO

[open patio]

another k

[ivory hill]

2k

[twin socket]

Nice

[pearl spire]

Lord have mercy this pirates ump😭

[empty moss]

😂

[half birch]

Nice

[empty moss]

nah this ump

[vocal spindle]

5 straight balls is crazy

[rare mulch]

Chalk

[rose gale]

THATS 2

[pearl spire]

Nobody gonna care cause he helping y’all but he’s so ass

[rose gale]

SKENES GOT ANITHER

[twin socket]

Nice

[bleak mountain]

harper double

[rare mulch]

Yo I can’t stand the brave s

[marsh blade]

Zero chance this will cash but Skenes did his part.

[open patio]

ok i need civale to shi the bed

[rose gale]

Beautiful Start Paul

[lavish island]

Nestor is lock in

[rose gale]

Need 6 more of those ks

[sly plank]

Randal prob got 1 more AB right?

[pearl spire]

Cortesssssss

[bleak mountain]

damn cortes 😭

3 strikeout inning

[rose gale]

Cortes 3 strikeout inning???

[marsh blade]

Nestor was a menace

[pearl spire]

Expose these bums

[empty moss]

nah

not surprised

[rose gale]

I said Nestor was going off today he just felt like pitching today

[empty moss]

all braves batter do is swing

lmao

😂

[rose gale]

And when he wants to it’s over

[lavish island]

Nestor not letting a hit today🔥

[vocal spindle]

Cortes dang

[lavish island]

Finally Yankees pitcher lock in

[valid mortar]

@vocal spindle why you send that rude DM to Cecconi? He quit mid game!

[rose gale]

If you bet on Reece Olson he’s starting out well

[open patio]

this ump for pirates game so shell

[lunar patio]

paul fin go for 10ks after that homer

he so mad

[bleak mountain]

guerrero homer

[rose gale]

VLADDY

[pearl spire]

How is McKenzie an MLB pitcher still

[rose gale]

tank

Glad I faded McKenzie

[pearl spire]

Dude has absolutely nothing 😂

[rose gale]

I love the guardians but McKenzie is just not it

[empty moss]

BROOO

KETEL

[rose gale]

😭

[empty moss]

I SWEAR

IF U DONT GET A DOUBLE

IMA KILL U

[pearl spire]

All he does is walk ppl and get lucky hard hit outs

[bleak mountain]

20 game hit streak for reynolds

[empty moss]

😂😂

[pearl spire]

Reynolds HRR been a money glitch

[bleak mountain]

hes actually so bad lmao

[empty moss]

Ketel is about to be banned

holy fuck

[pearl spire]

It’s actually sad

[vocal spindle]

Cash Bryce Harper hrr tb and fantasy

[bleak mountain]

mckenzie under is free money

[valid mortar]

McKenzie got awful awful all of the sudden

[rose gale]

Juan Soto hit

[slim cipher]

Ketel about to sell ain’t he

[finite dock]

Skenes two pitches first inning 😩

[pearl spire]

Vierling triple holy

[rose gale]

Whoever had that max fried under 1st inning strikeout line it just chalked

Blame O’Neal Cruz

[pearl spire]

🤣

Bro reread what u js said

[primal mountain]

yikes, sorry 😦

[rose gale]

?

[pearl spire]

Max fried did NOT strikeout oniel Cruz

[bleak mountain]

keith homer

[rose gale]

OHHH I MEANT AARON CIVALE

[primal mountain]

now STEAL A BASE SOTO

lol

[rose gale]

But he had that line as well

So

[open patio]

dude so we’re giving civale strikeouts

[rose gale]

Still chalked

[pearl spire]

lol who was glazing this white Sox bum

[lavish island]

Ok nice now let’s wait to 2:15

[open patio]

skenes i need a lot of ks brother give me a 3k inning rq

[primal mountain]

oh shit yes

lol

[rose gale]

the tigers gonna actually give their stud pitcher Reece Olson a win 🥲 no more 1-8 record

[hard kraken]

CASB HARPER

[elder apex]

This cashed?

[rose gale]

Chalk civale

[finite dock]

I knew the CWS would sell your insanity slip @vocal spindle ☠️

[rose gale]

No

[elder apex]

Bro

[rose gale]

chalked first pitch of the game

[elder apex]

Sigh

[rose gale]

first pitch of the game home run on Paul skenes 😭

[half birch]

Bros a bit delayed

[pearl spire]

Now McKenzie wanna have some sense after he already chalked NRFI

[rare mulch]

No

[ivory hill]

3k

Skenes

[dawn urchin]

Not great but not bad. 1-1-1 starting the day

[open patio]

skenes another k love to see it

[rare mulch]

Ok yeah dats enough

[vivid hedge]

NFRI are banned now

[sly plank]

Cash?

[ivory hill]

4k

[rare mulch]

Down $32 alr

[ivory hill]

😭😭😭

[vivid hedge]

I hate to chalk my slip off first inning

[open patio]

another k

[bleak mountain]

holy shit skenes

[rare mulch]

Not yet

[bleak mountain]

hes nasty

[ivory hill]

Skenes has awaken

[rare mulch]

Fr

[half birch]

Bang

[rare mulch]

I’m rlly done

I chalked 3 slips lol

[rose gale]

4

For skenes

[ivory hill]

Finna be 5

[rare mulch]

Cannon can’t get a K

[vivid hedge]

SKENES HAD A HIGH PROBABILITY CASHING NFRI

[rose gale]

Yo white Sox guy is getting shelled right now 😭

Tht cannon dude

[lofty crown]

bro can someone plz

kill kyle schwarber

F this kid n his mamma fr

sorry ass kid went 0-4?

like not a single stat my Ni g ga

[finite dock]

Skenes going crazy, should’ve took his K line over fantasy ☠️

[rose gale]

Also lodolo 0 strikeouts and allowed 2 hits so far

[ivory hill]

Damn skenes

[elder apex]

What ya think about this ? Did i cook up sum special?

[ivory hill]

But still at 4k

[finite dock]

great for me

[vivid hedge]

Yea but fvcked over the nfri tho

[rose gale]

Same here

[pearl spire]

lol where’s dude who sent Skenes under FS

[vestal sparrow]

1 down

[rose gale]

Steven kwan cmon man

I need you my Chinese brother

Or idk if he’s Chinese or not

Idc tbh

[vivid hedge]

Nfri fvckin suck and a scam

[twin socket]

Tf is Miller doing

[finite dock]

@lavish island hope he doesn’t go over 42.5 for you but it’s not looking great

[twin socket]

Chalk Miller

[bleak mountain]

marlins 3 run homer

[rose gale]

Still 0 through the first inning

[twin socket]

Brother

[amber wren]

chinese and japanese nvm

[bleak mountain]

schwarber has one more ab

hes homering

[finite dock]

hoping Henderson doesn’t sell my slip

got him at .5 hits

[rose gale]

Nestor got his 4th strikeout

[tiny topaz]

BRO WTF HAPPENING TO MILLER

[lofty crown]

good?

[twin socket]

His cooked

[tiny topaz]

4-0 to the marlins man

[lofty crown]

im really like the zias one

[tiny topaz]

Cmon

[vocal spindle]

Miller officially chalked that’s great

[rose gale]

Bryce miller really allowing home runs to NICK GORDON in the big 2024

[twin socket]

With two outs

[finite dock]

faded Skenes?

[pearl spire]

lol typical pitchers Sunday 😂😂

[bleak mountain]

baddoo 2 run homer

[finite dock]

he feeding families rn 😫

[bleak mountain]

sunday is officially a batters day

[finite dock]

4ks 2IP

[tiny topaz]

I should’ve taken skenes 2 first inning strikouts

[rose gale]

Looking great so far

[empty moss]

damn

[empty moss]

5-0 tigers

[finite dock]

he was

[slim cipher]

Thank you miller for the donation

[rose gale]

Whoever bet on that cannon dude is down bad

Maybe taken out in the first

[empty moss]

idek who dat guy is

[bleak mountain]

elly de la ass

[finite dock]

his 7.5K line was on CB @finite dock

[vivid hedge]

Another NFRI chalk

[finite dock]

I hate taking 18.5s 😭

[tiny topaz]

Chalk my nrfi

[finite dock]

only one I’d trust with that is Glasnow

[subtle prism]

screw schwarber man

[tiny topaz]

Miller man

[finite dock]

pre IL Yama too

[bleak mountain]

someone said elly over 1.5 hrrbi

[vivid hedge]

Nah look at this NFRI CHALK @tiny topaz

[fathom oracle]

Marte last chance

[tiny topaz]

So sad lmfao

[slim cipher]

Incoming marte homer

[ivory hill]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤷🏽‍♂️

[tiny topaz]

MILLER BRO

[bleak mountain]

3 pitch strikeout on elly 😂😂

[fathom oracle]

Inshallah

[finite dock]

😩

[tiny topaz]

I should’ve done 1.5 for the pepper

Fml

That shit would’ve doubled my payout

Fuckkkk

[lofty crown]

sometimes i hate looking into this chat cuz yall spoil everything

that my fault

[fathom oracle]

No way skenes allowed a run

[finite dock]

Homer first pitch unfortunately

[ivory hill]

Just one

😭😭😭😭😭

[rose gale]

First pitch homer

[bleak mountain]

a year ago today elly went 4/5 ab

[rose gale]

Been great ever sense

[finite dock]

as long as you didn’t take NRFI you’re eating

[fathom oracle]

Crazy

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/occasion-harry-potter-dinner-food-feast-gif-13987132

[tiny topaz]

miller chalked 3 of my slips

wtf

[bleak mountain]

miller is ass

[finite dock]

I’m glad I faded most pitchers today

[rose gale]

Reese nooooo

Allowed a hit

[finite dock]

@vocal spindle ty for letting me know ahead of time of time 🐐

[tiny topaz]

miller chalked my promo, nrfi, and 6 man

bro is banned

[finite dock]

☠️

[tiny topaz]

hes this bad against the marlins???

def banned

[onyx marten]

I’ve had the general consensus he’s just bad

[finite dock]

Skenes gonna hit and Caitlin gonna wind up 0/10 Klay Thompson style

[bleak mountain]

whyd you have miller on three slips 😭

[tiny topaz]

nrfi technically wasnt him alone

mariners worst offense and marlins bot 5

[half birch]

K

[rose gale]

Skenes got 5

[tiny topaz]

it was a numbers play

[bleak mountain]

i thought we all agreed miller was ass

[onyx marten]

Having the same person on multiple slips is strategically the worst thing you can do

😭

[finite dock]

holy shit Skenes 💀💀💀

[dry flare]

no way

[ivory hill]

Skenes is on fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[half birch]

I love you Paul

[rose gale]

Skenes got mad mad after that first home run

[tiny topaz]

no way really?

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/paul-skenes-pittsburgh-pirates-mlb-pirates-gif-2698132593657602233

[tiny topaz]

lmfao tell me smth i dont know

[finite dock]

deadass

[bleak mountain]

ramírez run

[dim gazelle]

3 more

[onyx marten]

Yet u mfers still do it

Like what

😭

[tiny topaz]

nice detection of my obvious sarcasm

[fathom oracle]

MARTE I BEG

[coarse elbow]

Cortes ain’t playing bru

[onyx marten]

Who r u mad at

[tiny topaz]

dumbass

[finite dock]

let off a homer and decided he’s going over his line in 3 innings

[onyx marten]

I’m not the reason ur chalked

[bleak mountain]

cortes legacy game 😂

[onyx marten]

Don’t direct the anger at me

[tiny topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/conor-mc-gregor-who-the-fook-is-that-guy-who-the-fuck-interview-gif-9518656

[fathom oracle]

PRAY FOR MARTE

[twin socket]

Lodolo wat we doing big dog

[rose gale]

Literally the Red Sox are doing what they need to do

[tiny topaz]

mf told me the sky is blue basically

[rose gale]

He ain’t pitching bad the Sox are just putting the ball in play

[pearl spire]

Cash marte TB

[fathom oracle]

LFGGG

MARTEEE

I LOVE UUU

YESSS

YEESS

[pearl spire]

@empty moss cash marte

[finite dock]

Lodolo under looking solid af

[slim cipher]

marte steal a bag

[empty moss]

marte didn't do shit for me

[rose gale]

Lodolo 1/7.5 through 2 innings (I took the under)

[unkempt agate]

Cash😂

[sly plank]

Blaze is outtt💵💵💵

[bleak mountain]

marte single 😭

[tiny topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/how-you-felt-hero-tough-tough-guy-how-you-felt-after-saying-that-gif-12464623776561746518

[empty moss]

even if marte steals a base

it won't count

[finite dock]

Skenes stop playing games ☠️

[bleak mountain]

marte shouldnt be a pepper wtf 😂

[unkempt agate]

Placed this in the 7th

😂

[bleak mountain]

ohhh

[slim cipher]

MARTE PLEASE STEAL A BAG

[vocal spindle]

Phillies just sold -3.5 on the last at bat

I’m done

[vestal sparrow]

am i seeing the first ball correct

[fathom oracle]

Bro started 0/3

[bleak mountain]

kelenic homer

[empty moss]

marte stolen base will not count to total bases

lmao

[onyx marten]

Still directing all that anger from ur chalked slips onto me

[slim cipher]

i need fs

[empty moss]

ohh

[tiny topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/conor-mc-gregor-who-the-fook-is-that-guy-who-the-fuck-interview-gif-9518656

[fathom oracle]

Marte with the late cash

[hard kraken]

😃

[fathom oracle]

Beautiful

[slim cipher]

yeah he aint stealing gg

[onyx marten]

Surely it’ll be more funny the second time! 😭

I’m dead af

[tiny topaz]

surely people enjoy ur presence

[tiny topaz]

im dead AF

[empty moss]

Never touching my slip again

[pearl spire]

Look at steer man

[onyx marten]

Why on earth would that effect me in any way

[pearl spire]

HRR already green

[empty moss]

Marte is permanently banned, man is on a damn recession

[twin socket]

Wtf

[ivory hill]

Skenes ?

[tiny topaz]

why on earth are u still talking to me?

quit @ing me

[slim cipher]

and marte sold

[pearl spire]

Skenes😂😂😂😂😂

[onyx marten]

https://tenor.com/view/shivering-dog-shiver-me-timbers-shiver-me-timbers-dog-gif-23060744

[twin socket]

Grandal need to retire

[tiny topaz]

never thought id beef w another packer fan but wow ur insufferablke

[pearl spire]

lololol Skenes

[amber wren]

Get this nig out

[twin socket]

It should have been about

[pearl spire]

😂😂😂😂😂

[amber wren]

Retire

[onyx marten]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-arguing-guy-talking-to-wall-talking-brick-wall-gif-18667615

[pearl spire]

Wonderful pitcher Sunday

[amber wren]

CHALK SKENES

[finite dock]

oh nah 😭

[lunar patio]

skenes fin clutch

watch

[agile gull]

How is Bryce Miller at -5 fantasy points

[finite dock]

Skenes stop playing rn

[tiny topaz]

ggs no re

[agile gull]

How

[tiny topaz]

flamboyant ahh dude

[pearl spire]

DP

[twin socket]

Let’s go

[lofty crown]

skenes fell off

[amber wren]

Butter fingers

[empty moss]

OMG

SKENES

IS DAT GUY

[onyx marten]

https://tenor.com/view/bitch-what-wtf-gavin-confused-gif-5834632

[pearl spire]

Nah he might be safe

[vocal spindle]

Miller is so done for

[empty moss]

shut up

[slim cipher]

bryce miller sucks

[tiny topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/talking-wall-gif-5021467

[vocal spindle]

Chalk everything

[rose gale]

skenes??

[coarse elbow]

Bases loaded so

[ivory hill]

Rays suck

😭😭🦆

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/summer-child-my-sweet-summer-child-old-nan-game-of-thrones-gif-5580217

[craggy pendant]

Double Play PIT

[lunar patio]

told ya

[amber wren]

chalk skenes fantasy hahahahahah loser hahahahha we lose all our money hahahaha

[lunar patio]

easy

[rose gale]

Way to get out of that skenes

[lunar patio]

^

[finite dock]

nah im supposed to be asleep rn

not sweating my slips

[rose gale]

Y’all like Cj Abram’s O 1.5 hits today?

Against worst pitcher in the league Kyle freeland?

[tiny topaz]

ong

[rare mulch]

Cash luis TB

[pearl spire]

Yes him and lane Thomas

[finite dock]

I’ll lose my mind if Gunnar sells me

[tiny topaz]

royce needs a legacy day once again

[slim cipher]

white sox pitcher is getting shelled

[ivory hill]

Gunnar selling ?

[coarse elbow]

Game j started

[rose gale]

Gunnar up

at bat

[ivory hill]

Homer time

[tiny topaz]

shell this bum framber

[finite dock]

🔥

[rose gale]

framber is like the most auraless pitcher in the league

[rose gale]

Like look at him

[coarse elbow]

Right😭

[rose gale]

He looks like a turtle

I’m not even saying this as a Asstros hater

It’s just facts 😭

[rare mulch]

Only when I bet the over lol

[tiny topaz]

gunnar abt to walk

fuck

[rose gale]

My God 😭

[pearl spire]

Valdez so ass lmaooooo

I love it

[long oracle]

Bryce miller is getting killed, wtf mannn

[coarse elbow]

Bru mckenzie walks so free

[celest slate]

Bryce Miller is sucking against the Marlins

[rare mulch]

Bro threw a shutout of 8.2IP against Houston now he gives up 8 hits 6 runs in 1 inning

[rose gale]

Cmon Sonny gray I need u today

O 6 ks let’s get it

[tiny topaz]

gunnar walk??

i missed it

[ivory hill]

Yes

[finite dock]

I knew I should’ve bet the under on Cannon

just had nothing to pair it with

[tiny topaz]

need a gunnar run

[finite dock]

didn’t want to triple dip on Skenes

[rare mulch]

Exactly

[finite dock]

need a Gunnar hit

☠️

[tiny topaz]

i quintuple dipped on royce

if a play is a lock then its a lock

[rose gale]

Duran just singled

[pearl spire]

Tigers🤣🤣🤣🤣

[rose gale]

Y’all

[vocal spindle]

Why does Gunnar always get walked bro

[prisma anvil]

for pitchers do the amount of innings they pitched matter more or pitches thrown

[rose gale]

jarren Duran

[finite dock]

hope you guys ready for the LAD vs CWS series

[rose gale]

I know some of yall bet on him

[pearl spire]

Power threats always get walked

[tiny topaz]

unc slip cookin besides gunnar

[long oracle]

Tigers are winning 9-0 in the 2nd🤣

[empty moss]

yuh

one more base

took his pepper

henry stfu

[finite dock]

slam the over on the entire LAD lineup

[rose gale]

Nobody loves u

Especially me

[dim gazelle]

Strike out the side pls skenes

[rose gale]

I hate u

[pearl spire]

Tigers batting 10/13 as a team

[finite dock]

need the Pirates to start playing some offense

[rose gale]

Lodolo has 2/8 strikeouts

[dim gazelle]

Skenes sucks

[pearl spire]

Skenes trollin

[ivory hill]

Who tf is cannon😭😭😭

[rose gale]

Has skenes lost it ?

[pearl spire]

Cash Astros YRFI

[primal mountain]

good stuff Greene, although Miller's dead....hoping for McKenzie to give up one more ER for an insurance win

[pearl spire]

1st pitch lmaooooo

[tiny topaz]

Wait I’m cooking

[pearl spire]

Altuve bomb

[tiny topaz]

that was fast

[pearl spire]

Valdez gon be a sweat

[twin socket]

Tf is the bullpen doing

[tiny topaz]

he is but ronel went 21 yday so im optiomistic

see like this is normal commradery here

[tiny topaz]

not anyone sayin "omg dude ur cahlked ur so dumb"

[rose gale]

SONNY GRAY LETS GET IT

2 out of 6 already

First 2 batters

[crimson star]

gunnar want to hit today ?

[lofty crown]

foolio died ho

[tiny topaz]

O's pitcher getting fried

[lofty crown]

how surprising

[crimson star]

yup

[tiny topaz]

2 hits first 2 AB homer and double

[finite dock]

he got walked

[crimson star]

bro i put under 1.5 k’s on astros pitcher 1st inning

[bleak mountain]

duran fantasy pushed

[crimson star]

this dude got 2 lol

[crimson star]

yea but he got like 3-4 more

[tiny topaz]

damn altuve nuked

[crimson star]

i’m not sweating it

[crimson star]

had a feeling lowkey

he hit rlly good this series

[twin socket]

Tf is skenes doing

[rose gale]

Skenes cmon you gotta strikeout this deluca bum

[tiny topaz]

him and bregman were 0/8 yday

[twin socket]

Lock in

[crimson star]

jacking iff

[tiny topaz]

oh god yordan

dont do it

[rose gale]

Never mind

[ivory hill]

Skenes

[tiny topaz]

albert suarez is cooked

[rose gale]

TAYLOR WALLS IS BATTING 103 IF U ALLOW A HIT ON HIM I WILL HURT U

[bleak mountain]

greene 3 run homer

[tiny topaz]

yall shouldve ran skenes 1st inning props most were free

[ivory hill]

Good skenes

[rose gale]

GOOD STUFF

[twin socket]

Daddy

[rose gale]

THTS 6

need 2 more

[finite dock]

BANG

[empty moss]

6ks

2 more

[rose gale]

THIS GUYS BATTING *086

ATTACK HIM SKENES

[tiny topaz]

CASH MILLER FANTASY

lol

sorry that was troll

[finite dock]

Livvy better give him whatever he wants after this performance 🔥

[amber wren]

Is your caitlin Clark slip still good? U had skenes 1st inning right

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-not-funny-gif-14597130

[tiny topaz]

yessir i shouldve ran 1.5 so but i have .5

[empty moss]

man

Skenes need run support

[tiny topaz]

my bad brother

[empty moss]

holy shit

[amber wren]

6 k

[rose gale]

Steven Kwan you’re selling me man

[twin socket]

We are cooked bro

[tiny topaz]

@amber wren

[finite dock]

will the Pirates play some offense so Skenes can get the win?

[tiny topaz]

so cooked

cash yainer hjrr

[tiny topaz]

fr i tailed the unc slip and he sellin it

[amber wren]

Damn 1.5 would’ve put u at $70+ payout

[twin socket]

He might need to 6 innings

[pearl spire]

Yea

[twin socket]

At dis point

[tiny topaz]

it was 90 last night when i put it in b ut i didnt wanna risk him getting only 1 K 1st inning

[amber wren]

Ya too risky with a promo

[rose gale]

This Albert suarez guy is buns

[pearl spire]

Orioles dude throwing BP

[finite dock]

I’m honestly more worried about Clark over .5 points than Skenes at this point ☠️

[pearl spire]

Pena double

[tiny topaz]

yea i mean i shouldve but its all g. We need royce today

[pearl spire]

REYNOLDSSSSS

CASH HRR

[tiny topaz]

so easy

[bleak mountain]

sánchez homer

reynolds homer

[vocal spindle]

Miller was in every single one of my slips except for 2 that had cannon

Fun

[tiny topaz]

no shot

[finite dock]

should’ve shared earlier, would’ve tailed that 🔥

[vocal spindle]

Bro I was gonna book it too but then I got cold feet

[tiny topaz]

dont let @onyx marten see this he will tell u that is a bad strat 😱

[finite dock]

I meant way earlier

[bleak mountain]

horwitz homer

[finite dock]

before I made my slips 😭

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/who-let-bro-cook-who-who-let-bro-cook-dont-let-him-cook-again-gif-13506486571730006439

[rose gale]

BRYAN REYNOLDS

MY GUY

[vocal spindle]

Slate sucked anyways

[bleak mountain]

i keep on fading him 😔

[vocal spindle]

Anyone that bet pitchers today you’re chalked too

[finite dock]

we are so back

[twin socket]

I’m joking big bro😭🤣

[finite dock]

I made my slips like 5 hours ago

[bleak mountain]

suárez getting shelled

[tiny topaz]

a;bert suarez COOKED

[twin socket]

We are all cooked

[finite dock]

😭

[primal mountain]

Miller you a-hole

[tiny topaz]

miller might be banned

[crimson star]

skenes 2 more hits allowed ?

[vocal spindle]

I refuse to believe judge hits .300, all he does is strike out

[vocal spindle]

There’s no might

[rose gale]

McKenzie allowed another home run

Suarez allowed another run

[empty moss]

Orioles getting molly whopped

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/trash-gif-12373473914323633647

[finite dock]

a win is a win 🔥 congrats on the free $30 🤣

[tiny topaz]

their picther just ass

[prisma anvil]

live slip fork it

[tiny topaz]

fork it@

[rose gale]

Logan Webb is getting shelled

[tiny topaz]

whats new

[finite dock]

I should’ve done it ☠️☠️☠️

[rose gale]

Ngl he always been overrated

[dim gazelle]

Took Webb under hits

[tiny topaz]

true ong idk why ppl fw webb

[dim gazelle]

F the giants

[vocal spindle]

The fact that miller is still going 6 pisses me off

[rose gale]

Ok Steven Kwan everybody in my slip is showing up except for u

Change that please

[tiny topaz]

wait fr

[empty moss]

sanchez played 7 innings

[rose gale]

I need 2 total bases from you

[tiny topaz]

OMG SUAREZ IS GETTING FUCJED

[finite dock]

nevermind glad I didn’t do it

[tiny topaz]

6 hits 1 out 1st inning

[rose gale]

GET THIS MEXICAN BACK TO THE BORDER

Shut up

[slim cipher]

astros about to bat around in the 1st

[tiny topaz]

this may be the worst 1st inning ive seen since shota

[lunar patio]

cruz went from getting walked to third base lmao

[vocal spindle]

Webb chalked and miller chalked

[finite dock]

you didn’t see Rodon then

[vocal spindle]

Is anyone’s pitcher slips still alive

[rare mulch]

Yaal spamming Gunnar I’ve been spamming reynolds

[tiny topaz]

nah i saw rodon. do u see suarez

[rare mulch]

Bro been free cash

20 game hit streak

[finite dock]

☠️

[tiny topaz]

6 HA 1 out 1st inning

[dim gazelle]

Send Webb to Korea

[rose gale]

Reese Olson is dealing

[marsh blade]

My boy Webb getting cooked

[rose gale]

Love him

[twin socket]

Ump got the under

[finite dock]

Suarez under a free money printer

[empty moss]

wong homer

[tiny topaz]

ONG

[rose gale]

Good

[tiny topaz]

ur kidding

[rose gale]

Lodolo sucks

[empty moss]

solo homer

blasted dat mf

[rose gale]

YES

[tiny topaz]

fuckkkk

[vocal spindle]

Wong 2 run homer

[rose gale]

GET LODOLO OUTTA HERE

[rare mulch]

Chalk webb

[empty moss]

oh 2 run

[tiny topaz]

had him hrr yday

[twin socket]

Man

[bleak mountain]

webb getting shelled

[tiny topaz]

altuve looks like my manager at the restaurant i work aty

[rose gale]

Bryce miller allowed another home run btw

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/nope-fuck-that-fuck-this-done-leaving-gif-5720940

[pearl spire]

Lodolo cooked

[dim gazelle]

Any chance Webb gets pulled before 7 hits 😅

[valid mortar]

My slips have turned into slip

[pearl spire]

Lololololol

[empty moss]

lodolo cooked

[craggy pendant]

Sun Ting Wong HR

[empty moss]

almost back to back homers

[finite dock]

I have a bad feeling Gunnar gonna ruin it 😭

[bleak mountain]

lodolo getting shelled

[tiny topaz]

BANGGGGG CASH HIS FANTASY

[atomic plume]

can dolo go over 20.5 po ?

[pearl spire]

No ngl that’s chalk

[coarse elbow]

Nah Gunnar hitting it over the fence💀

[twin socket]

All my shit are cooked now

[tiny topaz]

cooked is cooked

[plucky spade]

YALL
ROCK WITH ME

[past imp]

anyone who bet webb over congrats on your donation to the make a wish foundation

[rose gale]

McKenzie Webb cannon miller suarez and lodolo are all either cooked getting shelled or chalk your slip

[valid mortar]

No

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/i-really-cant-cook-at-all-oshay-delish-not-that-good-in-cooking-cooking-isnt-for-me-gif-18263538

[rose gale]

Great day for pitchers

[pearl spire]

Skenes scared of Diaz

Wonderful MLB pitcher sunday

[plucky spade]

PABLO MASTERCLASS INCOMING YALL REMEMBER

[empty moss]

Diaz done figured out Skenes

[rose gale]

Need Sonny gray to keep dealing

He needs 5 more strikeouts

[bleak mountain]

diaz owns skenes

[tiny topaz]

Ngl it hasn’t been in a week

Pitchers been selling this past week

Hella

[bleak mountain]

mckenzie 6 ks 😭😭

[tiny topaz]

May be time to switch to batters

[bleak mountain]

fake stats

[rose gale]

STRIKE OUT THIS BUM SKENES

[tiny topaz]

And only pick the a-tier pitchers

We gotta make a list of pitchers that aren’t banned

Bc at this point the ban list too long

[rose gale]

Ok groundout

Not the worst

Need 2 ks

[tiny topaz]

Skenes is def in the a-toer

[bleak mountain]

glasnow

[tiny topaz]

Same w Glasnow

[bleak mountain]

and gilbert

[tiny topaz]

Yessir

Ah yes Gilbert

[pearl spire]

Scherzer just did Witt so bad

Omg

[tiny topaz]

Is sherzer back?

As in like good?

[finite dock]

Over:
Glasnow
Skenes

Under:
Entire Yankees Lineup

[amber wren]

7 k

[bleak mountain]

who said bobby witt was due? 😂😂

[pearl spire]

He pitched to 2 batters so idk

[tiny topaz]

Lmfao I’m dead

[twin socket]

Ah man

[tiny topaz]

Ah

I was told to avoid max today

[pearl spire]

Yea I would too

[twin socket]

Fucking ump

[bleak mountain]

cj abrams 🐐

[twin socket]

Man fuck dis shit

[amber wren]

7

7

[tiny topaz]

Pitiq77 typing out the 77

[bleak mountain]

david bell ejected 😭😭

[atomic plume]

hopefully webb can go 6

[amber wren]

Q7

7

[twin socket]

The ump is wilding bro

[amber wren]

7 k

[stable rain]

david bell ejection

[bleak mountain]

reasonable crash out lmaoo

[stable rain]

cash david bell over 0.5 ejection

[crimson star]

lol placed this 25 seconds before

[bleak mountain]

raley 2 run homer

[pearl spire]

lol skenes Ks done for

[twin socket]

I’m about to crash out too

[finite dock]

fym

[crimson star]

albies wanna do this but couldn’t get a single hrr yesterday huh

[dim gazelle]

Skenes a fraud

[empty moss]

nah ump

got skenes under

wtf

[finite dock]

😭

[open patio]

skenes we need more ks

[pearl spire]

B2B 8 pitch counts no Ks

[rose gale]

SKENES CMON MAN

[slim cipher]

skenes about to chalk fs and ks

[amber wren]

This is a K trust me

[pearl spire]

Now the ump got Skenes under we wasn’t saying that in the 1st inning

[rose gale]

2 STRAIGHT 1-2 COUNTS BOTH END IN FULL COUNT GROUNDOUTS

U BUM

[amber wren]

He’s getting a K here chill

[finite dock]

he going 8 innings 😫

[amber wren]

And he’s getting quality start

[open patio]

spoke to soon

[rose gale]

He needs to strikeout this bum Randy

[amber wren]

Fk

[finite dock]

what happens if nobody gets the pitcher win?

[finite dock]

they tie

[pearl spire]

😂

[finite dock]

I got fantasy anyways I’m good

[amber wren]

Bro skenes is gonna hook us at 38

[twin socket]

Cooked

[rose gale]

We’re cooked

[amber wren]

Pirates gotta win now

[empty moss]

wym we cooked

[waxen idol]

Tf happened? 😭

[empty moss]

tf just happened

[vocal spindle]

Did bro cook

[atomic plume]

am i cooked for webb po ?

[waxen idol]

LMFAOOOOOO BRO

[slim cipher]

bobby witt swung at something head level

[pearl spire]

😂

[finite dock]

he needs a K

[waxen idol]

Jesus

[vocal spindle]

LMAO

[craggy pendant]

Damn Bobby

[vocal spindle]

5 balls and it’s a K

[craggy pendant]

Seager double ✅

[vocal spindle]

This so weak but I chalked so I can’t hate

[twin socket]

Unc come suffer with us @lean dust

[bleak mountain]

LETS GO DURAN

[finite dock]

has Gunnar had another AB yet?

[amber wren]

We need skenes to pitch 6.1

[bleak mountain]

DURAN ✅

[empty moss]

Durran

cashed pepper

Kwan do something

[finite dock]

Does anyone in here have Fanatics sportsbook

[pearl spire]

Duran and Reynolds unpatched money glitch

[lean dust]

I am in silence I do better that way

Otherwise I just get myself to hot

[rose gale]

Kwan when u come up you better hit a double or I’m sending your ass back to North Korea

[slim cipher]

skenes we need a k

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-angry-cat-mad-cat-mad-death-stare-gif-2007099240114134459

[craggy pendant]

Need Judge for two bases

[finite dock]

Skenes go 7 innings 😭

[bleak mountain]

$1000 elly strikes out rn

[craggy pendant]

That would not be a shocker

[rose gale]

MY BOY SCHERZER 123 FIRST INNING

first game of the year w

[finite dock]

if only he didn’t max out every single pitch ☠️

[heady hound]

i need lodolo to play 6

bro not doing too good

this inning

[finite dock]

Lodolo fried like fish

[heady hound]

nah frrrr

[manic laurel]

Bryce miller did a highway robbery

[bleak mountain]

elly 0-2 count 😭😭

hes so bad

[heady hound]

bad game maybe

[finite dock]

alright so we need a Skenes K

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/hot-food-cooking-chicken-wings-gif-26162724

[pearl spire]

ELLYYYYYYYYY

[atomic plume]

lodolo not goin 6 ??

[pearl spire]

OMG

[manic laurel]

Full on ski mask with an armoured truck type robbery

[finite dock]

or we’re hooked by .5

and I’ll throw a hissy fit

[heady hound]

he could

[bleak mountain]

brooo

i thought he did something

[crimson star]

civale looking like he could hit 2 more k’s?

[rose gale]

Skenes attack every batter

[pearl spire]

I’m trollin he bouta K

[rose gale]

Cmon man

[slim cipher]

so fried wants to shit himself against the tigers but dominates the yankees

[bleak mountain]

i have elly fantasy 😭

[pearl spire]

He better do sumn I got HRR

[twin socket]

Reasonable for me to crash out

[pearl spire]

Full count he bouta sit there like a statue and watch strike 3

[slim cipher]

webb cooked

[pearl spire]

ELLY

[slim cipher]

skenes cant get a k

[pearl spire]

FR THIS TIME

[empty moss]

damn

skenes k's might be cooked

[finite dock]

if I get hooked by .5 Skenes fantasy I’m crashing out

[rose gale]

BROOOOOO

[signal verge]

Paul sold me

[empty moss]

skenes will prolly cash fantasy

[slim cipher]

he about to chalk fs if he doesnt come out for the 7th

[pearl spire]

Skenes Ks fried cash fantasy

[rose gale]

THESE 2 STRIKE COUNTS FOR SKENES ALWAYS WNDS IN WEAK CONTACT

[empty moss]

but k's will be chalked

[half birch]

F

[empty moss]

yeah

skenes k's fried

[lunar patio]

paul need a k to cash

[finite dock]

fantasy is 38 rn if he doesn’t get a K

[bleak mountain]

LETS GO ELLY

[finite dock]

I’m cooked

[bleak mountain]

@pearl spire elly double

[rose gale]

If he gets this one strikeout he’ll go another inning right???

[low viper]

What happened to cannon

[dim gazelle]

Skenes a fraud

[pearl spire]

Cash elly HRR

[finite dock]

he has a low PC

he might get another out

[pearl spire]

FS gonna cash next AB

[crimson star]

bro are the orioles gonna get no fkin hits today again ?

[lunar patio]

cmon paul

[crimson star]

they’re getting mopped

[rare mulch]

Adley cmon

[slim cipher]

SKENES

[lunar patio]

?

[slim cipher]

CASH FS

[lunar patio]

CASH PAUL

[twin socket]

He got it

[empty moss]

skenes

fantasy

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/fine-tune-fine-tuning-fine-tuned-copium-walter-white-gif-4796770362564082802

[bleak mountain]

did adley strikeout

[empty moss]

cash

[dim gazelle]

1 more inning pls

[finite dock]

HAVE MY BABIES

[pearl spire]

Skenes hooked Ks 😭

[bleak mountain]

TAKE ELLY HOME

[twin socket]

Now I wanna crash out even more

[finite dock]

not yet

[bleak mountain]

ELLLYYY

[pearl spire]

He did already

[finite dock]

he might get another AB

[bleak mountain]

my games delayed

[tiny topaz]

fuc i thought mountcastle was gunnar

[half birch]

Skenes go to the 7th

[finite dock]

only 85 pitches

[pearl spire]

Oh shi

[dim gazelle]

Well Webb sold

[bleak mountain]

fuckk elly at 8 fantasy 😭

[dim gazelle]

Bum

[amber wren]

Skenes is coming back surely

[crimson star]

bro

[bleak mountain]

.5 chalk

[pearl spire]

Steer bomb plz goat

[dim gazelle]

Can Webb get ejected rq

[crimson star]

2/3 legs chalked less than 10 mins after i placed

crazy work

[empty moss]

it's raining?

[pearl spire]

Rage bets gotta stop

[finite dock]

Valdez’s head looks like a block

[empty moss]

damn

rain delay

[half birch]

Cortes O 17.5 pitching outs about to cash

[crimson star]

this wasn’t even a rage bet genuinely thought elly and albies was going under

[finite dock]

is Gunnar AB?

[tiny topaz]

ya

0-2

[crimson star]

both sold me yesterday on hrr

[crimson star]

bro idk i need him to cash me and cut my losses td

[finite dock]

same

[spice isle]

I watched Adley live and he got out. Didn’t watch seager and he gets his hit lmao f

[finite dock]

need .5 hits from him

[tiny topaz]

ground out for gunnar

wow o's been cold the past two days

[slim cipher]

they took miller out really

[tiny topaz]

what ip?

[amber wren]

How are the cards only in the 2nd inning goddamn webb stop wasting our time so we can see sonny cash us

[pearl spire]

Scherzer in his bagggggggggg

[slim cipher]

only finished 4

[tiny topaz]

fml

[finite dock]

Gunnar don’t do it to me bro 😭

[slim cipher]

pc was low

unreal

[empty moss]

Skenes should be at 8ks

[pearl spire]

Skenes bouta come in and give up a HR

[granite ermine]

Is Reese pitching 7?

[pearl spire]

Then get pulled

[finite dock]

bro

[empty moss]

SKENES COMING BACK

cmon

I need 1k

[finite dock]

the shit I’d say will get me banned from this server 😭🙏

[finite dock]

if he comes in just to chalk

💯

[celest slate]

Skenes is probably done

[empty moss]

nah

he coming back

[half birch]

Looking good

[amber wren]

he’s coming back

[finite dock]

he better not come in, let two people get on base, then have the relief pitcher award him the runs

[amber wren]

he’s playing

[slim cipher]

yeah im done for the day all chalk

skenes back

[rose gale]

If skenes comes back for 1 more that would be elegant

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/sonny-gray-sonny-gray-mlb-cardinals-gif-8024138822619721613

[lunar patio]

man skenes better not come out and sell

[dim gazelle]

Skenes gonna clutch this last K just for Webb to throw my parlay

[rose gale]

And he’s up against 153 103 and 086 average hitters

He needs 1 more strikeout

😭

[lunar patio]

skenes out

2 more

[empty moss]

DeLuca is a crazy man for dat

lmao

[dim gazelle]

Can Webb get pulled

[finite dock]

can I go to bed knowing Gunnar .5 hits will cash?

or do I have to sweat

[rose gale]

PLEASE SKENES

ONE MORE

[amber wren]

0-2

[rose gale]

PITCH

[amber wren]

1-2

[twin socket]

Welp

Squeeze ur ass

[lunar patio]

One more out skenes

[empty moss]

skenes

cmon

[rose gale]

BROOOOOOO

SKENES

[dim gazelle]

It’s rigged

[amber wren]

Last chance

[rose gale]

I CANT BELEIVE U

[amber wren]

He will clutch