┆⚾・baseball

[vocal spindle]

Ohtani home run boutta be 0.9x 😭😭

[long oracle]

2/4 yesterday @finite dock Yordan and Shohei hit a bomb and then Bo Naylor, Josh brother hit one🤦‍♂️🤣

[vocal spindle]

The books mad slow on Skenes today

[ivory hill]

7 what?

[finite dock]

Since Skenes is pitching today you know we getting a discount

[long oracle]

7 an hour is criminal, wtf

[finite dock]

dodgers been so good to me lately

inevitable cold streak coming but we ride the heatwave as long as possible

[finite dock]

Wouldn’t be surprised if it’s an O/U line

[sand temple]

Juan Soto legacy game coming soon🙏🏼

[long oracle]

Bo Naylor hit a HR🤦‍♂️ his brother and Royce hit almost everything but a HR🤦‍♂️

[amber wren]

Yoooo

Who should we pair with skenes

[sand temple]

Skenes at 7.5 give us 4.5 UD

[finite dock]

Lines out?

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/zach-campbell-zachary-campbell-stressed-out-stress-upset-gif-26469661

[twin socket]

Only dat Unc?

[unkempt agate]

https://tenor.com/view/tailing-nascar-on-nbc-bumper-to-bumper-hit-bumper-hit-car-gif-18195043

[fast berry]

Blindly tailing you since the fantasy wasn't bumped yet lol

[twilit panther]

No way Webb goes 7 again right?

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-walter-white-meme-breaking-bad-cooking-jesse-we-need-to-cook-gif-25990838

[vocal spindle]

Texas so crazy, why I get an amber alert for a city 9 hours away 😭

[vocal spindle]

Irvin scary

In coors

[lean dust]

Got u

[lean dust]

Parker did fine

[twin socket]

Wtf

[twin socket]

32.5

???

[empty moss]

He’s gonna get bumped

[twin socket]

He already bumped

[empty moss]

He gon get bumped again

Already off board

[primal monolith]

What y’all think?

[empty moss]

King completely off the board

[primal monolith]

No he not

[twin socket]

He is

[finite dock]

I got him

[lean dust]

Good luck to all

[empty moss]

damn unc

36.5 for gray

he getting bumped again

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/mad-gif-9900228

Me after they took out Pablo lopez

[amber wren]

What yall think about hogan under

Po

[primal monolith]

I took it

[weak stag]

Please God let’s end the week with a ✅

[vocal spindle]

Parker had 60 pitches through 3 and got lucky with a double play off an expected hit and then another out on another expected hit to get an 8 pitch inning. Play that 10 times again and it’s questionable if he even makes it 5

[lean dust]

I think Jake throws better pitches then Parker and or is a better pitcher

Personally

[lean dust]

On my 20$ three leg was submitting it at 32.5 and wouldn’t let me

[vocal spindle]

I think Parker is better but both are near identical in every stat

[amber wren]

we’re getting a skenes promo today ey?

[vocal spindle]

Sunday the start of the week

[low viper]

How come no one uses the peppers?

[vocal spindle]

People do but they’re less likely to hit then regular picks which is why they payout more

[celest slate]

What time do you submit these to get this kind of value?

[vocal spindle]

The more they pay the more unlikely to hit

And vice versa

[vocal spindle]

Gotta be up at 8 am

[amber wren]

You’re roughly about 40 ish mins late

[lean dust]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-smile-dog-smile-dog-gif-25692542

[twin socket]

We just gonna have to pray dat he gets it still

[vocal spindle]

Bout an hour late, they dropped a little bit before 8 today

[lean dust]

I did po instead I wasn’t waiting so my other guys get bumped

Then did another with fantasy later

[amber wren]

they took a while to bump things tho today

I think they just bumped skenes he was at 38.5 for the longest time

[low viper]

Why such a high PO for Cannon?

[lean dust]

@amber wren how bout that win last night brother I can’t believe u tailed that spicy card

[vocal spindle]

Sonny and Pablo were only available at original lines from about 7:55-7:57

I think Sonny was actually gone at 7:56

[amber wren]

What a beautiful card man, let’s get some bread again today

[lean dust]

He went 26 and 21 outs last two starts

[empty moss]

Was was Sonny og fantasy?

[vocal spindle]

32.5

[amber wren]

Oh wait fr

[lean dust]

U kno it

[lean dust]

Yes he was

Thirty seconds in

[low viper]

Ok thanks

[vocal spindle]

I got it

Could only get it on 1 card tho

[empty moss]

I thought someone said his line was lower dan dat

[vocal spindle]

Was immediately gone after it came out

Nope

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-kid-vine-table-tantrums-gif-7704014241104209233

[empty moss]

well

I like this

[lean dust]

The we smack the shit out of the ball card

[empty moss]

if Ozzie doesn’t choke

[lean dust]

All them guys been on fire

Duran 12 game hit streak

[vocal spindle]

I like this with Gunnar over Duran

[lean dust]

Royce is mother effin royce

Sleeping on him

[vocal spindle]

I had him yesterday

[amber wren]

I took Royce 1.5 bases because 1.5 hrrbi wasn’t out, will that be fine?

[vocal spindle]

But Gunnar is Gunnar

[lean dust]

Been playing him for week.5

Ya well Gunnar fucked us

Yesterday

[lean dust]

Yes it should be

[vocal spindle]

Sanchez PO bumped down to 16.5

[vocal spindle]

So he’s due

[lean dust]

💔

[lean dust]

Framber might have some sticky icky

[vocal spindle]

For all 3 of his innings

[lean dust]

😂😂😂

@empty moss

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/duran-red-sox-base-hit-baseball-redsox-gif-13570095717479096722

[lean dust]

He is him

[empty moss]

that’s so free

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/jarren-duran-masataka-yoshida-gif-5776727162604671698

[lean dust]

Ride with ur boy

[empty moss]

say less

send me link

[lofty crown]

2 bad beats

[craggy pendant]

No Dodgers game today??

[twin socket]

Nah

[empty moss]

@lean dust

aight time to let these slips ride out

[lean dust]

Let’s gooooooooooo

[empty moss]

this literally do ur job and ez cash 😂

like how does dat not hit?? 😭

[vocal spindle]

@finite dock wya

I summon you fatty

[ivory hill]

Skenes Fp or Pitching outs?

[rose gale]

I took strikeouts ngl

[lean dust]

It’s gotta my dude I was surprised to when I was doing it 😂

[ivory hill]

7.5? @rose gale

[lean dust]

Both

[rose gale]

Yeah last three games he’s had 8 7 8

[rare mulch]

Sheesh lodolo at 37.5

[rose gale]

And the rays just suck

Like very bad

[vocal spindle]

He doesn’t have a pitching outs prop

[ivory hill]

Yeah I just looked

[ivory hill]

Damn I guess fantasy points it is

[rose gale]

What y’all feel about this donation

[dapper heron]

let's go paul skenes

[rose gale]

X103

[lean dust]

Time to wake n bake n get ready for this Phillies game

[lofty crown]

Bro stole my meme

[ivory hill]

@lofty crown cap 😂

Sb else posted this

[lofty crown]

It was me 💀

[ivory hill]

He must stole it from u😭😭

[lofty crown]

Lmaoo

[spark igloo]

Crazy

[ivory hill]

I’m mad I don’t have the soccer tab on my app😡

[spark igloo]

Im not high enough level to send pics of my picks but I got

• Jonathan Cannon: Lower 1.5 walks allowed

• Akil Baddoo: Lower 1.5 Hits + Runs + RBIs

• Adam Duvall : Lower 1.5 Total Bases

• Ildemaro Vargas: Lower 2.5 Hits + Runs + RBIs

[finite dock]

Do yall think we get a promo today?

[ivory hill]

Probably not

[pine field]

Nuke this

[rare mulch]

lol

[rose gale]

AKIL BADDOO I refuse to take his under I love him so much

[vocal spindle]

This could hit

[rose gale]

I’m on the lodolo under as well

[vocal spindle]

Lodolo under a community play

[pine field]

I locked it in at 1 am

[rare mulch]

Ok wats the reason on marcell lol ?

[spark igloo]

It’s chill I got a flex

[rose gale]

Oh no it’s prolly a good pick but I just refuse to take it cause I feel morally wrong doing ut

[pine field]

Trust

[spark igloo]

Oh ok lmfao

[rose gale]

Cause I met his parents before they’re the goats

[rare mulch]

He has no past history with Cortes can’t go over and he’s a top 5 hitter in the game rn

He’s batting .350 vs lefty’s

[spark igloo]

That’s dope

[rare mulch]

.291 on the road

[pine field]

https://tenor.com/view/asian-chalkboard-eraser-gif-10336155

[rose gale]

What y’all feel about max fried today? He gets shelled by the Yankees but Yankees been bad agaisnt lefties lately

I just faded him ngl

[rare mulch]

Max fried masterclass

[vocal spindle]

Fried getting fried

[rare mulch]

Braves finna F Cortes 😁😁

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-dog-suspicious-look-suspicious-doubt-dog-doubt-gif-23680990

[dawn urchin]

I’m either about to cook or get cooked no in between

[rare mulch]

Nrfi for atl?

[dawn urchin]

NRFI ATL/NYY, NRFI DET/CHI & Tennis Emma Navarro under 12.5 games won are the picks

[rare mulch]

Might do DET/CHI but I’m definitely fading atl

[vocal spindle]

How did this go last time

[ivory hill]

Shooting tour dates 😭😭

[dawn urchin]

ALL GAS NO BRAKES FULL SPEED MISTAKES

[ivory hill]

Beal Was Damned

[empty moss]

Beal 😭😭

[tiny topaz]

First bet back on UD

[lean dust]

Baseball in like 40 minutes

Shits wild

😂

[tiny topaz]

shit royce hrr is up?

yo max sherzer is back?

today is a good ass slate

[vocal spindle]

I was asking as a genuine question

[ivory hill]

You know how it went last time though 😭

[vocal spindle]

Actually unreal

[vocal spindle]

No I don’t 😭

I saw the slips but not the results

[ivory hill]

Just know it was bad

Very bad

[vocal spindle]

Free under

[tiny topaz]

wym

[empty moss]

imagine running this slip yesterday

everybody cashed 😭

[tiny topaz]

?

[empty moss]

please do the same today 🙏🏽

[tiny topaz]

Thoughts?

[dawn urchin]

He thought he was about that life… he was not

[lean dust]

Gunnar is a pepper

[ivory hill]

Folks got swept 🤣

[lean dust]

Go get it

Hrr

Hurry hurry

[empty moss]

damn why they disrespect Gunnar like dat

[dawn urchin]

Beal gave off A+ star energy… but gave A+ bench warmer performance

[tiny topaz]

Tailed u @lean dust

[empty moss]

🏦

[lean dust]

And skedaddle I saw his and liked it

[tiny topaz]

oh this is @empty moss 's

[tiny topaz]

also how yall feel ab t this nrfi

[lean dust]

Me and skedaddle kinda got same guys going today tbh

😂😂😂😂

We both on same wave length today

[empty moss]

nah fr 😂

[tiny topaz]

royce and gunnar alwas in my rotation

[ivory hill]

@empty moss we confident in Gunnar ?

[empty moss]

confident?

[tiny topaz]

tobi meyers today @lean dust

[lean dust]

We all grabbing the bag

[empty moss]

Me and Steve have him on a 5 man on Betr

[empty moss]

we confident

[vocal spindle]

Bro is 40 returning from injury.

[empty moss]

😂

[tiny topaz]

so stay away game one?

i mean how did gerritt cole do?

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/gunnar-henderson-baltimore-orioles-home-run-orioles-gif-17381245919979793840

[empty moss]

Gunnar is due

[lean dust]

We love Tobi

[tiny topaz]

skenes 40.5 fpts??

[lean dust]

Tobi is him

[tiny topaz]

too high?

[lean dust]

Tobi respects coin

[lean dust]

I got him at 38.5 strikeouts look nice to

[vocal spindle]

Gerrit Cole isn’t anywhere near 40, at 40 you don’t return from injury the same

[pine field]

$1-$150 👀☢️

[long oracle]

Yall like Bryce miller Fantasy?

[tiny topaz]

makes sense. ik cole isnt 40 but he recently c ame back from injury

[ivory hill]

I got him at 40.5 still good right ?

[lean dust]

Still should be

[rare mulch]

I’d run POs personally

For miller

[vocal spindle]

L gatekeep

[long oracle]

I’m finna lock it in

[rare mulch]

He ran All total bases

[empty moss]

“L gatekeep” 😭

[finite dock]

Who ?

Man they hiding nd shi

[pine field]

Bro deleted it 😭😭😭

[lean dust]

lol say what

[finite dock]

Throw 5 on it

[pine field]

Good bih

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/i-got5on-it-luniz-gif-23222881

[rare mulch]

Meanwhile my 8 man full of 0.9x lol

[pine field]

https://tenor.com/view/chinese-guy-with-one-dollar-dance-money-cash-gif-16366078

[verbal zenith]

The typa payouts I be liking

[finite dock]

Big back ,big back, big back, big back, yeah my back is loaded up with snacks and different foods, squeeze into this tiny shirt. My big back has no room, big back, big back, big back, big back, big back, big back , big back, big back

[pine field]

It’s bad half these mfs donate to prizepicks but can’t to a place with starving kids 👀 real talk

[finite dock]

My favorite song tbh

[verbal zenith]

Fckthose starving kids

Real talk

[finite dock]

The hottest out rn

[finite dock]

If they wanted it they’d get it

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-critics-choice-awards-side-eye-confused-clapping-gif-14741917063569043913

[verbal zenith]

Word 2

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/sketch-whats-up-gif-whats-up-brother-gif-gif-sketch-gif-gif-8240956282298431592

[pine field]

https://tenor.com/view/10k-10k-z-nation-z-nation-gif-13968981

[lean dust]

This the wildest ish I’ve seen

[finite dock]

Mfs talking about world poverty like be a political figure

Gtfo

[verbal zenith]

you must watch WNBA

[ivory hill]

Delete

[finite dock]

Smd b1tch go cook your own slip my shit gonna buss

[lofty crown]

🤣🤣🤣

[lean dust]

Haven’t in my life g

[ivory hill]

I can’t bet on soccer 😭😭😭 I want that payout boost

[finite dock]

WNBA 😍

Trash af

Today we green FN !

https://tenor.com/view/captain-gif-24959115

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/green-fn-peter-griffin-fn-green-baller-gif-13365976482802845584

[finite dock]

MLB IS THE PLACE TO BE

[verbal zenith]

Chat you know how many strippers I can buy with this

[ivory hill]

CAP but WE HERE

0

[verbal zenith]

X 10

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/captainplanet-savetheplanet-notthesehoes-gif-13339318

[lean dust]

How about your boys Bailey ober call yesterday

U boys were roasting me

Dude pitched a complete game 10 strikeouts

😂

Were the love now

[ivory hill]

@lean dust they put skenes Fp at 41.5 now 😭😭

[lean dust]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-climbing-rise-song-going-up-hiking-climbing-the-mountain-gif-25792523

[ivory hill]

I got him at 40.5

[empty moss]

Skenes is today’s Glasnow

[ivory hill]

I was finna make another slip

[empty moss]

we ride!

[lean dust]

Ober was prime johan Santana yesterday

Idk if u young bucks know who that is

Twins royalty

[finite dock]

BAM MARGELA

Wrong chat

[ivory hill]

Nah tell us some then Unc @lean dust

[lean dust]

https://tenor.com/view/baseball-gif-3547273

[lean dust]

He so old they ain’t even got nothing if him with the twins

Man wtf

[ivory hill]

Lmaoo

[lean dust]

2000-2007 with the twins

[ivory hill]

Only twelves seasons ?

[lean dust]

Got that ring and retired mane

Won a cy young with us

6/12 seasons under 3. Era

[abstract citrus]

Facts. Dw babe you can get the Mac n cheese AND fries cause remember…Skol dropped the slips 🤓🤝

[lean dust]

3 low 3”s era

[ivory hill]

He was cooking

[manic laurel]

Yall liking Pablo Lopez today?

[fiery flint]

Max fried going over PO?

Ks?

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/chickfila-no-chick-fil-a-sauce-sauce-chickfil-a-no-sauce-gif-3670166016567860225

[tiny topaz]

heres what i have on UD today

[lean dust]

https://tenor.com/view/minnesota-twins-olsen-twins-mn-twins-kirby-puckett-mary-kate-gif-10544874818684200025

[tiny topaz]

i prob should added pirates rays nrfi to my firsdt ever nrfi slip

is what it is

im prob using the two sleeper promos and im done for today

[long oracle]

How we lookin

[vocal spindle]

Where’s the risk

@finite dock

RAHHH

[long oracle]

Insane lmao

[tiny topaz]

bottom two scare me

orioles have had a lot of high scoring games

[long oracle]

Yeah I’m finna take that one off

just realized it’s the O’s

[tiny topaz]

i fw nrfi for the brewers

and iu like the chicago and detriot one i missed out on that one

[lean dust]

Glassnow got that 10th k for me for 250 and said I’m out of here 😂

[empty moss]

shiiiiiiiiitttttt

[night perch]

Locks

[open patio]

@vocal spindle slide it to me

[night perch]

?

[long oracle]

I hate NRFIs but one of these slips gonna eventually hit, I be putting a $1 or $2

[fast berry]

Damn prizepicks bumped Ramirez Judge Harper fantasy by .5

[sly plank]

How we looking on these?

[vivid lotus]

Judge bases or fantasy?

[tiny topaz]

looks solid

[long oracle]

hr play🤔👨‍🍳

[long oracle]

Bet

[tiny topaz]

for what

i was legit abt to ask abt sonny

[abstract citrus]

Sonny is like that

https://tenor.com/view/sonny-gray-sonny-gray-mlb-cardinals-gif-8024138822619721613

[craggy pendant]

Limited to $10 on free square (not sure if that is everyone's limit). Going with O'Neil today.

[jaunty crater]

Is Vargas a trap?

[finite dock]

Bro 🔥rd himself

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/sonny-gray-sonny-gray-mlb-cardinals-gif-8024138822619721613

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/sonny-gray-sonny-gray-mlb-cardinals-gif-8024138822619721613

[finite dock]

Game time !!!

[weak stag]

It’s a SONNY day ☀️

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/sonny-gray-sonny-gray-mlb-cardinals-gif-8024138822619721613

[lavish island]

Skenes fantasy is so high

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/sonny-gray-sonny-gray-mlb-cardinals-gif-8024138822619721613

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/sonny-gray-sonny-gray-mlb-cardinals-gif-8024138822619721613

[vocal spindle]

Lane not leaving Coors without a homer

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/sonny-gray-sonny-gray-mlb-cardinals-gif-8024138822619721613

[lunar patio]

goodmorning everyone

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-sunshine-lebron-james-sunshine-sunshine-lebron-you-are-my-sunshine-you-are-my-sunshine-gif-509896211431970290

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/sonny-gray-sonny-gray-mlb-cardinals-gif-8024138822619721613

[tiny topaz]

Skenes Po or Ks

[long oracle]

Ryan hitting one too💯

[crystal herald]

Should I take higher in Sonny it got bumped to 6.5

[signal verge]

No

[crystal herald]

Alec you know u fat

[tiny topaz]

sanchez niceeee

sanchez fpts cookin rn

[young tiger]

Right time to hit big, if you wanna tail with me say lock or snd a rq imma snd you what I got today let's ride 🔥💪

[weak stag]

🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

[tiny topaz]

is today the day royce sells us

2 out of my 7 slips dont have royce lmfao

if he misses im cooked

[pearl spire]

Oh wtf I just woke up and missed the Phillies props GGs

[tiny topaz]

lmfao

early ass game

all u missed was sanchez fpts

its smackin rn

so glad to be back on UD

nrfi for phils dbacks cashed

[vocal spindle]

Phillies AZ YRFI was 0.75x ain’t no way

[vocal spindle]

L jinx

[tiny topaz]

lkmfao

nah hes chillin

sanchez chillin

po and fpts nice rn

i took fpts but po lookin alot better rn

28 after 2

[tiny topaz]

bohm double

[empty moss]

BOHMMM

[tiny topaz]

so free

[empty moss]

DOUBLEEE

NEEDED DATTTT

[tiny topaz]

so free gah damn

bohm scored

cash bohm and castellanos hrr

bohm maybe not if he is 2.5

[pearl spire]

Do ppl even bet on castellanos anymore

[empty moss]

ttm nice

[final oasis]

Well Mr.Slade

[tiny topaz]

nah but he had 5 rbi yday

[primal mountain]

nope

but he's been doing good lately from what I'm seeing this last week

[pearl spire]

Nola bump day tmrw😁

Vs the tigers can’t wait to play his POs at 20.5

[pearl spire]

Oakland is pitching a lefty so that buxton rival gonna be close

[rose gale]

Only when a mass tragedy happens

[pearl spire]

Elly HRR 🧏🏾‍♂️

[wanton heron]

Foolio a rapper from Tampa was shot and killed last night. Idk if that’s mass tragedy but that’s a tragedy for the city of Tampa and his fans.

[lean dust]

That dude been dodging bullets for a grip

Finally caught up to him

Shits sad

[wanton heron]

Yea he was celebrating his birthday and next thing yk he’s dead

[empty moss]

nah that shit was coming to him sooner or later

[spark vault]

lmao not

1. he not from tampa

he’s from jacksonville 😭

[empty moss]

dissing on his family

[lean dust]

😂😂😂😂

[empty moss]

too

Foolio crazy for dat

he had it coming

don’t even feel sorry for his ass

[south sleet]

Shouldn't of posted a video of where he was 🤣

[spark vault]

2. it’s not a tragedy lost for a state/ city like that lol when half of them don’t even care lol he been dissing & getting other people messed up

[empty moss]

nah fr

[wanton heron]

I ain’t mean he from Tampa but he got killed in Tampa last night my fault

[elder apex]

This hitting?

[subtle prism]

should

[wanton heron]

This hitting?

[graceful rune]

It should

[craggy spire]

[empty moss]

TURNERRE

CASHHHH

HARPER AND KETEL BRING ME HOME

[craggy spire]

Harper hr would be nice

[fathom oracle]

Marte and harper selling me man

We in the same boat 💀

[empty moss]

😭

bullpen warming up alr

this should be good

[hard kraken]

Do you don’t think Royce hitting anything

[coarse elbow]

You think rooker could hit one today it’s been a minute for him

[slim cipher]

Same here

[empty moss]

I feel bad for the pitcher coming off the IL for Rockies game

😭😭

[neat quiver]

Nolan jones u1.5 tb has value

[fathom oracle]

We must pray

[craggy pendant]

Need Harper for one hit

And Schwarber for a walk

[empty moss]

atp I need a Harper homer

😂

[vocal spindle]

Sanchez cooking

[vocal spindle]

I’ve made so much money betting his unders

If he’s gonna hit one tho it’ll be on Pablo

[empty moss]

Walker didn’t even bother running

he could’ve gotten dat base

lazy ass mfs

[coarse elbow]

Yeah ik he been doing bad tho but I think there’s a good chance I was just wondering your thoughts

[vocal spindle]

That hit had an expected .000 batting average

Bro was not getting that base

[pearl spire]

I’m just sayin buxton might go off too

[vocal spindle]

Yo what? Slade just got pulled

Ain’t no way

[bleak mountain]

elly going yard?

[pearl spire]

Cause I don’t see the As pitching Royce many strikes today

[vocal spindle]

At 46 pitches only 1 er and he got pulled

I needed bro to give up 4 runs

[pearl spire]

Yes

June 23rd demon

[coarse elbow]

Only one er n they pulled him wth😭

[empty moss]

mannn

[finite dock]

bro reboot slade

[bleak mountain]

taking his fantasy

[lean dust]

Ya dude shade getting pulled was weird

[coarse elbow]

Coach had bro’s under

[pearl spire]

Bro😭

[fathom oracle]

Shit was free

[finite dock]

don’t make sense

why would you pull him with a 46 pc and 1 er

[lean dust]

Bottom of line up coming up to 😂

[coarse elbow]

Yeah that doesn’t make sense

I figured bro read jp text n I was goin to take his over on SOs🤣

[fathom oracle]

Harper marte plZ

[lean dust]

What happened ?

[faint wigeon]

Coach took under ig

[coarse elbow]

Dis shi💀

I figured he read cuz bro has 5.7k followers so I was abt to hit his over on SOs

[lean dust]

Coach knew this it to good to be true

We gotta pull him before he poops himself

[neon crypt]

i need the best 3 man

[lean dust]

I can give u a 24 leg all unders

For the free

[bleak mountain]

jaylen brown over 5.5 strikeouts

[pearl spire]

Announcers said the diamondbacks are using a lot of relievers today since they have an off day tmrw

[lean dust]

Boban over .5 strikeouts

[finite dock]

how we feel about Henderson .5 HRR Judge .5H nuke?

[onyx marten]

I had his under era 😭

[finite dock]

Is it dugout day?

[lean dust]

Can Phillies bats help Sanchez out

My god

[finite dock]

Skenes better come through or I’m eating salt water soup with ice cubes for dessert

[onyx marten]

No way he doesn’t play 5 innings

[finite dock]

my two slips today

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-gif-6815166390687140758

No

[onyx marten]

Free as the air I breathe

[lean dust]

Sanchez cooking

[finite dock]

sorry unc Lodolo can’t get 8Ks 😭🙏

[pearl spire]

It’s called a bullpen day

[lean dust]

I’ll take 7 and 6

We both cash

[finite dock]

I’ll take 7

going to pass out soon so won’t even sweat

[lean dust]

Ur finna be so sweaty for those first inning hits

[glad scarab]

Skenes is on the bump today!…promo?

[finite dock]

wtf kind of slip 😭

damn they bumped Skenes fantasy

glad I got it early

[spice isle]

Both striking out looking I already know 😭

[lavish island]

I’m sorry but I’m fading skenes today

[spice isle]

A w

[lavish island]

I like skenes but everyone using him

[lean dust]

So scary man

[finite dock]

use him until he misses

[bleak mountain]

is adley going yard ?

[lean dust]

HRR with Gunnar easy money

[spice isle]

Skenes might get rocked today fr

[lavish island]

Feel like today gon be the day

[finite dock]

😭

don’t say that

[spice isle]

Both are due against some bum pitchers so 🤷🏽‍♂️🤞🏽

[lavish island]

Bro you know how much money fantasy sport would make if skenes play bad today

[lean dust]

Rooting for u

[craggy pendant]

Bobby due today also!

[finite dock]

And now another pitcher gone😭

[tiny topaz]

Sanchez fpts was a free square

[finite dock]

L

[lean dust]

framber under today

[deep glacier]

busting rn

[coarse elbow]

Surely adley can knock tf outta one against him n the first inning

[onyx marten]

Baseball unders are the move

I swear if it’s not a complete lock it’s gonna chalk

[lofty crown]

omg kyle schwarber is so ass

why dd i put him

useless bum

[lean dust]

U guys remember when they made such a big deal about the way trea Turner slides

😂

[lavish island]

So annoying you can’t cancel homer slips

[craggy pendant]

This dude not ready for what's going to hit him today.....

[lean dust]

I think u missed the time limit

[lavish island]

I’m so cooked

[lean dust]

I don’t think it matters what’s on the slip

[lavish island]

No they don’t give you time

[lean dust]

Yes u only have 2 minutes

[lavish island]

Literally just made the slip

Dint let me cancel

[onyx marten]

U think Irvin going over on era today?

[coarse elbow]

I’m hoping you hit but that’s gonna be rough

[lean dust]

Only if he finishes the 6th

[lean dust]

😏

[lavish island]

They not hitting a homer today again 😭🙏

[coarse elbow]

Yeah no💀

Maybe yordan

Judge could too

[craggy pendant]

Harper ✅

[coarse elbow]

It’s more Chas

[onyx marten]

Who should I take for under era

[finite dock]

please tell me you didn’t put a real amount on that thinking you could cancel

[fathom oracle]

HARPERR

[lean dust]

If Sonny at 2.5 that’s solid

[lavish island]

Lost 10$ yesterday bc of the same thing

[fathom oracle]

MARTE CAN U DO SUM FO MEDE

[lavish island]

I just want to take a screenshot

[fathom oracle]

CAN U HIT THE MF BALL YEAH FO MEEE

[onyx marten]

He’s 1.5 that’s too low for me

[finite dock]

If you bet over homers you their favorite donar

[lean dust]

I agree

[coarse elbow]

Aye I could’ve won 780 if I didn’t put lane Thomas should’ve put abrams bruh

[finite dock]

“fool me once shame on you, fool me twice…”

[onyx marten]

Ong like what 💀

[lavish island]

I’m just trying to take screen shots

[finite dock]

wait, correlated pair ☠️

[lean dust]

Man Sanchez really getting no run support today

[bleak mountain]

putting 10 on a all homer slip is crazy

[lavish island]

Guess who sold

[finite dock]

Coulda got lunch with 10 bucks 😭

[lean dust]

Even if I’m pretty positive someone’s gonna get a homer I won’t bet on it

[lavish island]

Bro I was trying to take a screenshot

[coarse elbow]

Ion care imma keep doing my shi gonna hit🤣

[lavish island]

To show yall but they trick me by not being able to cancel it

[onyx marten]

#1 no pickle w a sweet tea

[ivory hill]

Lunch where ??

[lavish island]

How is that possible?

[half birch]

Thoughts?

[onyx marten]

Chick Fil A 😍

[empty moss]

Harper fantasy is cooked

[finite dock]

Get yourself CFA nuggets

why is the BOS pitcher line at 1.5Ks?

he only playing 3 innings or what

And like a free water or whatever is left of the 10

[half birch]

1-2 innings

[ivory hill]

Five guys it is

[half birch]

It’s his 2nd game of the season

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/tim-gunn-eww-gross-yuck-meme-disgusting-sticks-tongue-out-gif-25378754

[ivory hill]

Five guys better than chick fil a

[onyx marten]

Thought we were talking abt food but u do u brotha

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/cap-capping-lying-liar-yeah-gif-24723670

[light tinsel]

second game of the series he pitched last night 😂

[lavish island]

Yall laughing at this saying donations ima show yall how great I am

[onyx marten]

Betting home runs logically will never make sense to me

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/what-are-you-doing-confused-gif-21217269

[sand temple]

I’m done no skenes discount

[half birch]

6 pitches

[lavish island]

Ima show you how good homer are

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/aint-no-cappin-ybn-cordae-wassup-song-i-aint-lying-im-telling-the-truth-gif-23067987

[bleak mountain]

underdog wheres my sonny gray over 0.5 free 250 max square?

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-dog-suspicious-look-suspicious-doubt-dog-doubt-gif-23680990

[light tinsel]

yes. he’s thrown 25 innings this year though, he’s been up for awhile.

[finite dock]

Boutta get me 2 slices of mall pizza with that 10 dollars

[finite dock]

under 1.5Ks or fade

[onyx marten]

Where tf do yall live where Chick Fil A isn’t $10 and is worse than 5 guys 😭

[bleak mountain]

marte sucks

[fathom oracle]

Cant trust marte

Only one more ab now

[pearl spire]

Early game snooze fest😴😴😴😴

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-stare-lmao-neutral-face-not-funny-gif-23051909

[ivory hill]

Everywhere

[onyx marten]

https://tenor.com/view/casual-technical-foul-technical-technical-foul-coysgrant-12football-gif-20838666

[finite dock]

Five Guys is so overrated OML😭

Expensive ass burger

[pearl spire]

Five guys isn’t even bad it’s just the price

[onyx marten]

Five guys is so expensive bro and for what

Their food is literally so average it blows my mind

[pearl spire]

Whataburger is fs better than five guys

[ivory hill]

🔥🔥🔥🔥 fire meal

[finite dock]

Would much rather eat CFA nugs then Five Guys

[pearl spire]

CFA nuggets😭

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/cap-phone-call-calling-cap-calling-cap-is-calling-gif-27456793

[sand temple]

CFA nuggets are so mid

[pearl spire]

I forgot those was even a thing

[pearl spire]

Trippin

[finite dock]

Wtf up with these people😭

[rose gale]

ngl unless it’s the grilled ones and u tryna eat healthy who goes to chick fil a and says “yeah get me their nuggets”

[sand temple]

Dude we all know McDonald’s and Wendy’s have the best nugget.

[rose gale]

Over the age of 13 btw

[craggy pendant]

Goin to get some Kung Pao from Panda

[pearl spire]

Yea I forgot CFA even had nuggets

[finite dock]

Y’all must live in Arkansas or something where there’s 2 people working inside the Chick fil a

[rose gale]

Wendy’s spice nuggets are insanely good

[ivory hill]

I eat chick fil a to much I guess just don’t hit the same anymore

[rose gale]

The nuggets are the 4th most versatile thing on their menu

[celest slate]

Is this too high?

[pearl spire]

Chick fil A hit the same every time u trippin

[ivory hill]

Not where I’m at

[rose gale]

Rate my order flame

[half birch]

It was at 38.5 earlier

[finite dock]

@finite dock Look at these scrubs😭

[pearl spire]

Ight

[pearl spire]

U frm the south ?

[rose gale]

Spicy chicken sandhwich with the pickles and everything
Large fry
Large orange Fanta
Ranch and buffalo mixed together put that on the sandwich

[celest slate]

I guess I need to stop sleeping in

[ivory hill]

I rather eat hibachi rice than chick fil a

[finite dock]

Big ass fuck

[ivory hill]

Yea

[rose gale]

No u

[lavish island]

White Castle better than all the restaurants

[rose gale]

Gottem

Haha

[half birch]

I missed it there then it went to 40.5 then I decided to not go for it

[pearl spire]

This not even bad bc the spicy sandwich

[rose gale]

You don’t like the spicy one?

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/kimchi-fried-rice-korean-gif-10189569

[sly plank]

💀

[lavish island]

White Castle > any fast food

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/straight-to-jail-crime-criminal-gif-16779501

[pearl spire]

I do

I just get a spicy chicken sandwich with extra CFA sauce large fry and strawberry milkshake

[rose gale]

Oh u said because of the sand which my fault

[pearl spire]

Shi like 12 dollars

[coarse elbow]

@lavish island ion know what you talking abt but you can cancel a hr slip

[rose gale]

What’s the w order

[ivory hill]

We eat Taco Bell right fellas ????

[lavish island]

U can?

[rose gale]

white ass

[finite dock]

They tryna say chick fil a is mid and white castle and five guys are better😭

[edgy hull]

??????

[rose gale]

It’s not

[coarse elbow]

Yes I literally put one dollar to see j in case n you can

[half birch]

Your cooked

[lavish island]

It is White Castle better

[ivory hill]

We eat subway right fellas ???

[edgy hull]

How

[lavish island]

Yo what but don’t let me do it for me

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-of-wall-street-no-fuck-no-absolutely-not-absolutely-fucking-not-gif-20904092

[rose gale]

subway is to good idk why people don’t like it

[half birch]

4 home runs ain’t happening

[rose gale]

You literally make your own food and the ingredients everytime I go are fresh

[ivory hill]

Jimmy johns ?????

[lavish island]

Subway is mid

[coarse elbow]

That’s wild

[rose gale]

You just don’t like foot longs

[ivory hill]

Firehouse subs is very mid

[craggy pendant]

Publix subs >>> Subway

[finite dock]

Brotha they literally got into a scandal because the grilled chicken breast had fake lines

[ivory hill]

Tf is publix subs 💀💀💀

[finite dock]

Yes bro they tryna say the nuggets ain’t good😭

[craggy pendant]

Publix grocery store deli subs

[rose gale]

I tried their Polynesian lowkey fire with the potato stuff

[ivory hill]

We eat McDonalds right fellas ???

[lavish island]

Papa John’s or dominos?

[rose gale]

Fat ass

nah we do

[ivory hill]

Neither little Caesars better

[empty moss]

this the second time marte gon sell me

he's banned indefinitely

he's literally on a recession

[finite dock]

Dude gotta have the worst food taste ever😭

[lavish island]

I remember when the pepperoni pizza used to cost 6$

[ivory hill]

I’m only 230😭

[rose gale]

I know I was kidding u

💀

[lavish island]

That’s light

[ivory hill]

Ok little Caesars is not bad bra @finite dock

[ivory hill]

I’m 6’2

[empty moss]

tf is Martinez doing

😂

[lavish island]

That shi was fake

[ivory hill]

You fell for that bs??

We can do the same for chick fil a💀💀

[rose gale]

Aye it don’t matter how lil ceasers make they sauce that shit good asl

[ivory hill]

You eat unprocessed chicken from chick fil a

[empty moss]

Marte lost his touch

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES BASEBALL

[empty moss]

dat ngga ass

[rose gale]

Kinda like how McDonald’s make they nuggets out of squirrel meat

We don’t care cause the fire

[finite dock]

Pink goo

[ivory hill]

Chick fil a nuggets meat comes from human ankles

[pearl spire]

https://tenor.com/view/fresh-prince-we-will-smith-theres-no-we-shocked-gif-17214689

[finite dock]

Says who

[rose gale]

U don’t like em?

[ivory hill]

The meat

[pearl spire]

Hn

[rose gale]

What y’all know about the goat underrated spot Arby’s

shit too good

[finite dock]

Lot of meat

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/hell-no-gif-5798318147221316045

[ivory hill]

I stop going to chick fil a anyways Jimmy johns my Junt now

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/sistermichael-weirdo-derrygirls-nun-gif-13670009

[empty moss]

he mad af

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-scalfani-cooking-with-jack-salmonella-jack-on-the-go-meat-mountain-gif-26459728

[rose gale]

Arby’s got the best mozzi sticks no debate

And they chicken is fire

[ivory hill]

Chick fil a is mid now

Accept it

[empty moss]

😂

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-the-you-cant-handle-the-truth-gif-12563764

[empty moss]

canes is ass

[finite dock]

Tell that to the 2.1 billion customers

[empty moss]

zaxby's better than canes

[primal mountain]

Chick-Fil-A where I live.....their nuggets are made from a powdered mix lmao

[ivory hill]

I def will

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/correct-plankton-gif-14118231

[ivory hill]

Powdered what😭😭😭😭😭

[primal mountain]

I MISS ZAXBY'S

[primal mountain]

MIX, POWDERED....MIX

[empty moss]

canes so overrated

😂

[ivory hill]

Oh naw

[pearl spire]

Damn u guys don’t have zaxbys😭

[rose gale]

Wingstop is the best place to eat chicken

No debate

[ivory hill]

Cap

[finite dock]

Canes tenders always falling apart

[rose gale]

THE BEST

[primal mountain]

ALSO CORRECT

[rose gale]

ball knower

[pearl spire]

There’s a zaxbys and canes walking distance from each other

[ivory hill]

I only eat wingstop chicken sandwich and fries

[rose gale]

who actually gets out of their house and reluctantly goes to Burger King

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/celtics-shaq-shaq-washed-washed-up-nba-gif-14819271745326293764

[twin socket]

The ranch is top tier

[rose gale]

In the big 2024

[primal mountain]

for me, it's a 10 pc traditional, half plain, half lemon pepper

[ivory hill]

Them voodoo fries be hitting

[primal mountain]

WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T HAVE BURGER KING AFTER 11:00PM EASTERN TIME IN NEWARK, NJ

[rose gale]

The best sauce in the game

[ivory hill]

I eat burger kings wraps

[primal mountain]

I could've sworn that I was eating re-processed Amazon shipping boxes as BK Chicken Fries the other night

[twin socket]

Burger King is horse meat

[rose gale]

I have whataburger for that huns

🤫

[dawn urchin]

LEMON PEPPER IS THE BEST

[empty moss]

buffalo

all the way

[finite dock]

Do not eat McDonalds in Cape May Courthouse New Jersey

[dawn urchin]

People who sadly are in states where sports books aren’t legal

[ivory hill]

Nobody going to new Jersey anyways😭😭

[finite dock]

Nah New Jersey is where it’s at

[twin socket]

Hell nah

[primal mountain]

Chester's Chicken at the Love's Travel Stop in Quartzsite, AZ is good LMAO

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/chief-keef-faneto-new-jersey-gif-25926112

[bleak mountain]

if you know ball you know that kyle tyler is going 7 innings with 10 ks

[primal mountain]

I was just there lol

[dawn urchin]

I feel like Joey knows all the good food locations

[rose gale]

YES

[ivory hill]

I know you was bored @primal mountain

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/chief-keef-gorilla-chief-keef-im-a-gorilla-gif-26151372

[finite dock]

Do u live in Louisiana

[ivory hill]

I rather go to South Carolina

[pearl spire]

Chill on jersey😂

[ivory hill]

Nah Tennessee

[finite dock]

Brotha you can’t be talking about Jersey if you from Tennessee i’d rather go to south dakota

[ivory hill]

Tru fk Tennessee 🤷🏽‍♂️😭😭

[pearl spire]

Pigeon forge turnt

[finite dock]

What I finna do eat hot chicken or sum

😭

[coarse elbow]

I live in a small whack ass town in Tennessee

[ivory hill]

Ngga said South Dakota you don’t even know what is there 😭😭😭😭

[coarse elbow]

Stg I’m not too far

[pearl spire]

GA😞

[twin socket]

Wtf

[finite dock]

more scenery than tennessee

[ivory hill]

Cap

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/tammy-damn-oh-damn-gif-16084410

[primal mountain]

not really....I went with a couple of cousins to NYC on Friday

[rare mulch]

Chalk guriell

[pearl spire]

I needa go back to jersey they used to sell draftkings gift cards in the nearby gas station

[primal mountain]

That was a fun experience to say the least LMAO

[coarse elbow]

Basically errbody around me💀

[primal mountain]

I don't get why I couldn't pump my own gas in Jersey, but....wgas

lol

[ivory hill]

Ngl I wanna move to Arizona or Washington

[pearl spire]

😂😂 Issa jersey thing

[rare mulch]

💀

[lean dust]

Bye bye blaze

[rare mulch]

Need the Walker to get on base

Need Guriell to get dat AB in the 9th

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/twin-peaks-twin-peaks-the-return-twin-peaks-series-twin-peaks-gifs-part15-gif-9559017

[primal mountain]

Indian mf'er at the gas station literally held a hand to my face and told me that he has to pump the gas

lol

[finite dock]

DC or state?

[ivory hill]

“TwinPeaks”

@finite dock State

[pearl spire]

Yeah they take that shi serious too

They get mad when you don’t let them pump ur gas

[ivory hill]

Fa what

He better back up 😭😭

[primal mountain]

but holy shit, the gas prices were unbelievable

[tiny topaz]

Cash sanchy

[dawn urchin]

BEST PIZZA TOPPINGS?!?

[coarse elbow]

Aye I went to Colorado before that shi would be a nice place to live

[pearl spire]

Ppl pump your gas for you in jersey

[primal mountain]

I literally wanted to empty out my suitcase, and fill it with gas to take home

lol

[rose gale]

LOCK IN YALL

[vocal spindle]

Sanchez was free

[pearl spire]

Shi I don’t stay in jersey no more I js moved a couple years ago

[rare mulch]

Green peppers sausage pepperoni jalapeños

[vocal spindle]

If Harper don’t bomb it he’s banned

[primal mountain]

"$3.20/gal? Fuck that, count me in"

[bleak mountain]

no

[finite dock]

Lowkey Seattle seems like a mad cool city

[dawn urchin]

… Joey they might not let you on the plane

[empty moss]

SKENES

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/do-you-need-help-madison-iseman-john-shartzer-james-morosini-crypt-tv-gif-17052933

[empty moss]

TIME!

[primal mountain]

Downtown Newark reminded me of home (Los Angeles)

[bleak mountain]

sánchez complete game?

[ivory hill]

Hmmmm

[open patio]

skenes gimme hella ks i took his rival with civale but civale gotta 2.5 head start didn’t realize til now

[primal mountain]

And I had just gotten used to driving over there

[empty moss]

2.5 head start

wow

😂

[rare mulch]

lol

[empty moss]

nah that's crazy

[rare mulch]

U chalked ngl

[bleak mountain]

prizepicks just dropped a free nfl square 😭

[feral hawk]

Sanchez through 7 with 80 pc 📝

[open patio]

hell nah

[pearl spire]

Newark is super nice I miss driving there every day😂

[finite dock]

Brotha Newark is dead

Fym

[vocal spindle]

Skenes bro

[ivory hill]

Lmaooo

[vocal spindle]

Chalk NRFI on first pitch

[twin socket]

Wtf

[pearl spire]

You stay in Cali watch out

[wanton heron]

Bro wtf

[bleak mountain]

tf 😭😭

[ivory hill]

Skenes ass😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[bleak mountain]

cashed 1st inning lmao

[empty moss]

damn

[rare mulch]

Chalk nrfi AGAIN😹😹😹😹 I can’t stand ds

[pearl spire]

Skenes😂🤣🤣

[empty moss]

I guess this the downfall of Skenes

😭

[dawn urchin]

ELMO DUNK

[jovial stone]

yo

[pearl spire]

Lowe single

[vocal spindle]

1st pitch of the game

[rare mulch]

He did this last game too

[pearl spire]

Nvm double lmaooooo

[jovial stone]

who got pikkit rn

[twin socket]

We might be cooked

[vocal spindle]

$21 gone mane

[open patio]

holy smokes lowe with a double skenes bout to blow everyone

[jovial stone]

i need extra 3

[pearl spire]

Skenes 🤣

[vocal spindle]

Skenes getting shelled