┆⚾・baseball

[abstract citrus]

Smart ima do this if I ever had back to back bad days

[vocal spindle]

Somebody say Gunnar due tomorrow?

[pearl spire]

That was his line

😂😂

[open patio]

now i wait on mitchell parker

[vocal spindle]

It won’t work, he just bet on sleeper all 30 days

[edgy shore]

@vocal spindle don’t risk it don’t go out like me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[abstract citrus]

Lmao bro goes and hides to another account to keep betting

[vocal spindle]

Did Morton cash fantasy

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[open patio]

under yeah

[raw spoke]

😂😂

[lavish island]

Paul skenes playing tomorrow I think

[vocal spindle]

Nuke

[pearl spire]

https://tenor.com/view/shannon-sharpe-undisputed-nope-funny-face-gif-536487951695337499

[vocal spindle]

Paul Skenes over 48.5 fantasy points potential play of the day

[empty moss]

so keep nuking skenes

until he finally chalks

😂

[vocal spindle]

Pretty much

[lavish island]

Putting 20$ on a Paul skenes play tomorrow

[vocal spindle]

Putting $21 on a Paul Skenes play tomorrow

[pearl spire]

It has been a min since Skenes had a bad game

[vocal spindle]

He hasn’t had one

[hollow dock]

Charlie is the best pitcher in mlb

[open patio]

he sells tmr watch

[deep glacier]

3 more mins

[finite dock]

down 150% these past 3 days 😭

[deep glacier]

what even is that

[twin socket]

Yea Aii

[vocal spindle]

😭😭😭

[pearl spire]

Yea his start against the giants wasn’t that good but wasn’t that bad

[deep glacier]

Six flags got my head spinning

[lavish island]

Sonny gray and Paul skenes ✅

[deep glacier]

god damn

[vocal spindle]

Bro lost 120% of his bread today

[empty moss]

so who am I nuking

for nats game

[finite dock]

100% yesterday 50% today

[pearl spire]

The 2 most community pitchers tmrw

[finite dock]

meaning everything I had deposited and some extra ☠️

[deep glacier]

Only @twin socket knows six flags guess everyone else west coast or something idk lmfao

[tiny topaz]

2 more MINS??

[lavish island]

And Michael king

[deep glacier]

Yessir

[finite dock]

hoping these hit

[vocal spindle]

If you gonna bet skenes tomorrow you better be up at 8 am bc after that his line gonna be at least 46.5

[pearl spire]

Ppl bet on him ?

[twin socket]

U got on nitro?

[tiny topaz]

Wait Paul skenes tmrw?

[lean dust]

Air fryers r so clutch

[tiny topaz]

With my return to UD??

[vocal spindle]

I gotta buy one for my dorm

[tiny topaz]

Oh boy UD getting some donos

[deep glacier]

yeah nitro medusa fire too Batman is cool just it short ride

[lean dust]

Will change ur life

[lavish island]

He been playing good lately

[tiny topaz]

If u don’t have fun making ramen and kraft every night

Reckoning hour

[pearl spire]

Bet imma b waiting on that under fantasy

[craggy pendant]

What is the cap on these WNBA freebies for tomorrow??

[lean dust]

Michael king strikeouts is one of the biggest community plays every start

[amber wren]

Do you know what time lines dropped today because it was definitely before 8 am cst

[vocal spindle]

Nah I actually cook

[deep glacier]

@twin socket best got to be Medusa and Nitro I wanted to go on that big one I forgot the name but it wasn't running today ig

[twin socket]

U got on Kingda Ka?

[tiny topaz]

Oh damn

[deep glacier]

Yeah nah it was closed

[rare mulch]

AP finna sweep lol

[twin socket]

Dat shit always closed

[vocal spindle]

So lately it’s been like 8:30ish but it’s supposed to be 8

[deep glacier]

U went on it before or nah?

[vocal spindle]

They dropped at 7:53 or sum like that today

[twin socket]

Nah

[vocal spindle]

Which made me mad bc I set my alarm for later bc they been dropping late

[finite dock]

I’ll pair Skenes with my Caitlin Clark promo

[pearl spire]

Skenes actually gonna be at 45 FS

[deep glacier]

Oh yeah super man ain't bad too

[rare mulch]

Yeah dats wat I’m doing

[pearl spire]

The whole world gonna be playing him

[twin socket]

I have gone three time to six flags and it’s always close

[rare mulch]

Unless I see something better

[lofty crown]

chalk soto home run?

[rare mulch]

Most likely yes

[tiny topaz]

HEYYYY

[pearl spire]

He up rn

[twin socket]

I like Wonder Woman

[fringe fulcrum]

BANG

[deep glacier]

I never went on that one

[vocal spindle]

Pablo Lopez under vs the athletics tomorrow

[lean dust]

Stroman chalked a lot of people today

[deep glacier]

Think wonder woman closed

[lean dust]

Lot of people took his under PO

[twin socket]

Shit makes you feel like u wanna throw up

[twin socket]

U forgot one

[lean dust]

I wanted it to stay that way

[vocal spindle]

TOBI BUMP DAY TOMORROW

[deep glacier]

on nitro there's one point where u go in circles like 2 times man I almost fainted every time I went only on that part on that ride every other ride I was chilling

[vocal spindle]

is tomorrow the day tobi finally chalks?

[hard kraken]

Down this much on the week yikes man

I need to recover

[deep glacier]

That wooden coaster some hell

[fast berry]

Boys wheres this reese/Clark promo??

[twin socket]

El toro?

[lean dust]

Watch Glasnow eat and burnes cost me 180

[deep glacier]

Yeah

And the standing one

[lean dust]

Bum

[twin socket]

U never catch me on dat shit

[twin socket]

Dat one is annoying

[lofty crown]

chalk soto home run

[amber wren]

This bummer guy is a bummer 😂😂

[deep glacier]

Balls was hurting 😂

[pearl spire]

Soto draw walk a 99

[tiny topaz]

Just how o left it

W 50 cents

[twin socket]

Feel like my leg about to break

[empty moss]

bro

no way soto

walked 3 times

...

[hardy mountain]

Here goes nothing

[amber wren]

JUDGE GRAND SLAM COMING

[vocal spindle]

Judge with bases loaded again

Prolly another double play

[deep glacier]

My legs went numb felt like I was levitating

[vocal spindle]

Me personally if I’m a reliever against judge with bases loaded, I’m walking him.

[pearl spire]

Dude bouta walk in a run

lol 3-0

🤣

[deep glacier]

@twin socket talk later got a long ah drive now

[lean dust]

Make me feel better

[twin socket]

Aii

[vocal spindle]

Boy if you don’t get them nasty ahh craps out my face

jkjk

[lean dust]

Oooooooo boy Asian zing

Mouth bout to b on fire

[pearl spire]

RBI walk lolololol

[deep glacier]

Kfc 😭

[vocal spindle]

I know something about you.

[deep glacier]

U calling me black

[lean dust]

Better have gotten mashed potatoes n Mac

[vocal spindle]

YO WHAT

[lofty crown]

this kids last name is "BUMMER"

[vocal spindle]

yes

[deep glacier]

I'm white

Lol

[abstract citrus]

Gas what flavor

[vocal spindle]

I’m black 😭

[deep glacier]

Well well well

[lean dust]

Asian zing I gotta buckle up

Little spicy

[deep glacier]

Know u craving trough the screen @vocal spindle

[vocal spindle]

“He’s a knitter! KNITTER!”

[abstract citrus]

Good luck. I want some Korean bbq rn

[vocal spindle]

HN twin

Brotha eughhh

[deep glacier]

Get on the ground ninja

[vocal spindle]

?

[lean dust]

I had lemon BBQ yesterday was fire

[pearl spire]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[lavish island]

Soto got 3 walks

[deep glacier]

Oh yeah

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/wait-what-wait-a-minute-huh-gif-17932668

[amber wren]

If there’s another walk does it count as a base for judge?

[pearl spire]

Yes

[amber wren]

Ok I hope he walks here

[pearl spire]

Hope who walks

[ivory hill]

@pearl spire baseball treating you good today ?

[amber wren]

Verdugo

[pearl spire]

Kinda

[craggy pendant]

No

[ivory hill]

WNBA cooked me but CoD saved my day 😁

[vocal spindle]

Kyle Freeland, Alec Marsh, Slade Cecconi, Braxton Garrett and Hogan Harris tomorrow 🔥🔥🔥

[south sleet]

No

[vocal spindle]

5 man lock

[pearl spire]

Who sold you for wnba

[vocal spindle]

Women

[pearl spire]

Boy you in for a treat

[pearl spire]

https://tenor.com/view/lil-yachty-drake-oprahs-bank-account-meme-laptop-gif-20803826

[vocal spindle]

Fantasy over for all them aces

[finite dock]

@vocal spindle send me your slips tomorrow

[pearl spire]

Aces💔

[ivory hill]

A 5’6 goodwill Isaiah Thomas and Ariel Atkins lol @pearl spire

[vocal spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-peter-griffin-family-guy-peter-perhaps-peter-perhaps-gif-24813812

[finite dock]

worst case scenario I’m down 200% ☠️

[pearl spire]

I can’t lie that Atkins shawty been banned

She so ass

[vocal spindle]

I can make it 250

[ivory hill]

@pearl spire just the other day lol

[pearl spire]

Im down a lot but I’m up spiritually

[vocal spindle]

I hate dudes named Alec. With a burning passion.

[pearl spire]

So can I pick both

[ivory hill]

She cooks whenever ig

[finite dock]

I’ve fed the books a whole Thanksgiving dinner the past few days

[pearl spire]

Nasty Clark hook

I’m bouta tap in with wnba tmrw

[ivory hill]

@pearl spire but CoD the move

[vocal spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/minnie-mouse-cook-burn-smoke-gif-16637970

[lofty crown]

who was the bum that betted under on stroman outs

😂

[pearl spire]

I don’t know nun abt cod

Ngl

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/let-the-man-cook-gif-6664196623883493304

[pearl spire]

I might have to tap in

[vocal spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/chonky-oh-lawd-he-comin-fat-cat-solana-chonky-solana-gif-13384684932872015499

[ivory hill]

@pearl spire I have played CoD since forever but I do research on it so it kinda makes it better

[slim cipher]

boone ejected

[jaunty crater]

Stroman pissed

[pearl spire]

Oh word

What site u be doin research on

[amber wren]

EJECT STROMAN

[jaunty crater]

Ump on bs

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/gus-gus-fring-gustavo-gustavo-fring-los-pollos-hermanos-gif-8459243229380782684

[pearl spire]

lol how was that not a 2-2 count

[ivory hill]

@pearl spire on the main cod site for the teams along with some other sites

[pearl spire]

Bet I might run some cod tn

[ivory hill]

I look at maps record and certain game mode records against teams

[zealous lodge]

I literally hate intentional walks😒

[ivory hill]

Definitely should

[pearl spire]

No shot lane

[amber wren]

STROMAN KEEP IT UP

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/who-let-bro-cook-who-who-let-bro-cook-dont-let-him-cook-again-gif-13506486571730006439

[amber wren]

yesssssssa bullpen warming up

NOOOOOO HES NOTNDONE

[pearl spire]

Under 19.5 chalk ngl

[vocal spindle]

That’s all you buddy boy mine still live

You just suck

LOL

https://tenor.com/view/nah-he-tweakin-bruh-funny-reddit-spongebob-gif-22836929

[lean dust]

There’s a protected play on poop picks for e sports

[vocal spindle]

They only gave it to people who weigh over 350 kg

[ivory hill]

Poop who? 😭😭

[vocal spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/reidsonm-gif-21586450

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/hell-no-gif-5798318147221316045

[vocal spindle]

Ahh comeback

Do better next time

[hardy mountain]

Past his prime

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/ice-cream-stewie-griffin-fatty-gif-24287879

[lofty crown]

feel bad if u took under on stroman earned runs lmao

[hardy mountain]

Yankees would be unstoppable if they had a pitcher like skenes

[vocal spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/gaming-man-wow-bro-you-got-the-whole-squad-laughing-gif-22584255

[lofty crown]

they fuked his shit up

[vocal spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/no-one-laughed-funny-good-one-dead-gif-21664158

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-meme-whole-squad-laughing-got-the-whole-squad-laughing-gif-24999897

[lofty crown]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-black-man-discord-reddit-gif-18533019

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/stank-dog-smells-gif-25356900

[vocal spindle]

BANG CASH IT

[lofty crown]

https://tenor.com/view/swag-city-guy-twerk-twerk-guy-vine-vine-gif-19213073

[vocal spindle]

Worst part is they prolly callin gray shirt dude “mad big” 😭😭

[lofty crown]

cap

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/will-smith-will-smith-smh-smh-will-smith-oscars-will-smith-shaking-head-gif-11929902220898662190

Jalen green should be ashamed

[twin socket]

Bro probably weights around 600

[lofty crown]

that hi is trash

shit

[jaunty crater]

https://tenor.com/view/he-got-what-he-deserved-thomas-brackenreid-murdoch-mysteries-he-got-what-was-coming-to-him-got-his-karma-gif-25363430

[vocal spindle]

The rest are only a slight 550

[sterile dagger]

bangggg

and u smacked for a band too

https://tenor.com/view/scissors-sharp-corrupted_coffee_bean-gif-10262445

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/nikocado-nikocado-avocado-nik-avocado-nikocado-avocado-food-foodie-gif-15492235889541160976

[vocal spindle]

“Your payout is your first @‘s weight” ahh payout @finite dock

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/feyresmaid-gif-21798212

[vivid lotus]

So like Glasnow gonna be a demon tonight don’t worry I asked him

[vocal spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-not-funny-didn't-laugh-gif-2859265553465044704

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/home-run-home-run-the-simpsons-strawberry-gif-5332513

Him tn

[pearl spire]

So now Ik who to blame when glasnow does bad

[vivid lotus]

Nah dw I asked

[vocal spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/home-run-home-run-simpsons-baseball-gif-5332509

[sterile dagger]

glassnow is not losing to the angels bru💀

[pearl spire]

Colorado YRFI hit

[vivid lotus]

Trustttttt

[vocal spindle]

Angels -9.5 🔒

[pearl spire]

Y’all said the same thing abt Shota

[empty moss]

lol

[vocal spindle]

Yeah but shota is a

Well

How do I put this

[bleak mountain]

chalk it

[pearl spire]

You had it right

[bleak mountain]

abrams didnt cash first ab chalk it

[pearl spire]

Shota is an Asian so he automatically sucks

I finished it for u

[vocal spindle]

ET, Mulan and the big show were an unexpected trio

[vocal spindle]

YO WHAT

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/kmd073snap-sollomunati-thats-tough-gif-13028342

[empty moss]

well

[vocal spindle]

I was gonna say garbage can

You weird for that bro

[empty moss]

time to make all this money back on 2 mans

[pearl spire]

😂

[empty moss]

back to betr

[vocal spindle]

Screenshot go brr

[empty moss]

UD doing me wrong all week

[pearl spire]

Grishammmmmm

Braves cooked

[pearl spire]

This rice dude actually got a hit no way

[vocal spindle]

Wait why is Abram’s not in the lineup?

Rip nats -5.5

[ivory hill]

It’s his day off

[vocal spindle]

He just had one

Obese bum

[ivory hill]

😭😭

[pearl spire]

Dudes are actually striking out to call quantrill omfg

[vocal spindle]

Fatty needs a break every other day

BRO IS LANE THOMAS NOT BATTING TODAY

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/nariukiyo-dj-khaled-stop-wait-chill-gif-23353785

[vocal spindle]

JUAN SOTO SOLO HOMER

[lofty crown]

bet over on luis garcia home run live

[bleak mountain]

ABRAMS IS OUT OF THE LINEUP

HE JUST GOT EJECTED

[lofty crown]

really

[bleak mountain]

AND SENT TO MINORS

[hardy mountain]

Yankees had enough of the losing streak

[lofty crown]

bet over on luis garcia home run live hes gonna get a homer

[vocal spindle]

No he’s not playing today

It’s his off day

[bleak mountain]

are u blind

[lofty crown]

bet over on luis garcia bases

over 1.5

[vocal spindle]

No but you’re stupid

[bleak mountain]

shut up

[vocal spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/i-think-youre-a-fat-little-boy-south-park-s15e4-tmi-youre-fat-gif-23121555

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/friday-meme-damn-gif-24825563

[lean dust]

Did Abram’s really get ejected

[amber wren]

try ozempic

[lean dust]

I kinda need to know

[bleak mountain]

no unc

[lean dust]

😂

Fuckers

[hardy mountain]

Give us some walks quantrill

[bleak mountain]

abrams better not be dogshit

[worthy saffron]

anybody got picks ?

[vocal spindle]

Nah he’s just not playing today

[amber wren]

Glasnow over 10 k’s

[vocal spindle]

Sorry unc

[worthy saffron]

lol

[vocal spindle]

Caitlin Clark Over 0.5 Points

[pearl spire]

Elly free tmrw

June 23rd demon

[lean dust]

Like ass

[vocal spindle]

Average reds fan

[pearl spire]

Not a reds fan lol

[vocal spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-dog-suspicious-look-suspicious-doubt-dog-doubt-gif-23680990

Bro got Lodolo going over 48.5 fantasy points tomorrow too

[bleak mountain]

abrams playing for the rockies rn

[pearl spire]

Only 🤖 bet on reds pitchers

[twin socket]

Tmr

[vocal spindle]

Bro stole this

[pearl spire]

Tmrw what

[twin socket]

Lodolo

[pearl spire]

Good luck

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/ill-be-taking-that-spongebob-patrick-star-robbery-burglar-gif-16207758

[vocal spindle]

Lock

[pearl spire]

Red Sox do suck vs LHP

[vocal spindle]

Red Sox suck

[ivory hill]

Chill

😭😭

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/yikes-running-run-steal-stealing-gif-10098694

[ivory hill]

Game 7 vibes 🔥🔥🔥

[vocal spindle]

Yall some thieves

[twin socket]

Dats why i said his name

[finite dock]

An Olson towering bomb to left center would feed

[vocal spindle]

Stealing all my photoshopped promos

Ima start sending em with a watermark 😭

[finite dock]

I steal all of them

😭

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/marge-ashamed-face-covered-gif-18630395

[ivory hill]

😭😭😭😭😭

[vocal spindle]

You’re missing 1 I think

[ivory hill]

He got the whole lineup 😭😭😭

[finite dock]

They come in handy more than you would think

[ivory hill]

Damn must be storming or some

[finite dock]

Someone drove a truck into my power line the other day

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/plane-crash-landing-supernatural-plane-hit-power-pole-accident-gif-19509229

[lofty crown]

?

why did someone post this

[twin socket]

Bro has the hall collection

[open patio]

parker low key selling me rn

[crimson star]

yo

shohei under 1 hr .85x

[vocal spindle]

@finite dock NEW PROMO DROP

[crimson star]

yall think he slams one on zac?

[empty moss]

bruh

no way soto gets walked again

[ivory hill]

He played for us this szn but we ain’t giving him a ring 😭

[vocal spindle]

“Will the uglahh ET looking mf make 1 plate appearance? Come join the fun on Underdog Fantasy today!” Ahh promo

[empty moss]

ump just ho'd

tf out of soto

[vocal spindle]

Abrams hit

Double

[amber wren]

Noice

[finite dock]

Ha-seong Kim over 0.5 3rd period goalie saves🙏

[vocal spindle]

Abrams on 3rd base

[vocal spindle]

I’ll consider it

(No I won’t)

[empty moss]

Abram’s fantasy free

[finite dock]

Al Horford over 0.5 pitch count

[vocal spindle]

I don’t have his correct UD picture

[past imp]

what’s abram at for bases???

[stable rain]

of

[tiny topaz]

Royce+clark promo tmrw?

[amber wren]

IS OHTANI CLEARING HIS FANTASY

MY LIFE DEPENDS ON OHTANI

[tiny topaz]

I can’t wait I waited a whole month just to get back on an app to donate money

[amber wren]

Royce Clark and skenes

[tiny topaz]

Idk what to run for skenes

Po or fpts?

Or nrfi?

[hardy mountain]

whats w all these promos 😭

[hardy mountain]

im in the first 2

[finite dock]

@vocal spindle and I are apart of the EXCLUSIVE Underdog promo list. It’s 24.99 a month to join

[tiny topaz]

😭😭😭

[pine jungle]

Idk if he’s being fr or what

[finite dock]

Text 1-800-UNDERDOG to sign up INSTANTLY!

[hardy mountain]

do i pay u lol

[hardy mountain]

gotcha

[vocal spindle]

Bad crop but it’s ight

@finite dock

[open patio]

and parker sold me

[finite dock]

It’s 1-800-UNDERDOG for these exclusive promos.

[vocal spindle]

WHEN DID TURANG HIT A GRAND SLAM

Wild clutch

[finite dock]

Most forgettable grand slam ever😭

[granite ermine]

Is cal going 6 innings?

[hardy mountain]

i hope

i need that dude to give walk 1 more time

[granite ermine]

I don’t want him to

[hardy mountain]

lol

[granite ermine]

I have him under 17.5 PO

[hardy mountain]

and this is why books are so profitable

just need 1 more walk

[lean dust]

Got the double out the way

[granite ermine]

What’s CJ fpts at?

What’s considered a high pitch count going to the 5th? 70?

[finite dock]

70 is high going into the fifth

[pearl spire]

Lane Thomas free as expected

HRR free breesh

[finite dock]

We move 🫡

[pearl spire]

Get out my face dummy

[gray rune]

is this hitting

[pearl spire]

Yes

[finite dock]

3rd inning ?

W ten

It’s possible tbh

[gray rune]

i think its 4th now

he has 62 pitches in the 4th inning

[pearl spire]

Cash glasnow everything

[empty moss]

ngl no way ump finna dick suck Glassnow

even tho I need him

but still

😂😂

[vivid lotus]

Not to sound dumb but what does a pitching out count as?

[hardy mountain]

typically they throw about 90-100

[lean dust]

@empty moss

[pearl spire]

Ump hasn’t even made a call yet lmao

[hardy mountain]

glasnow give me 7 strikeouts

minimum

[empty moss]

nah at least one of those wasn’t suppose to be a strike

[open patio]

parker scaring me will he make it

[empty moss]

1st batter, check swing on 3rd ball and they called a strike

next batter did the same thing they call ball

😂😂

[pearl spire]

Yeah glasnow might get 15 Ks

[empty moss]

hot

[hardy mountain]

i like dat

[cosmic seal]

whos the bozo

[sly plank]

Is Cal going be out next inning😭

[cosmic seal]

who said going below 8 was free asf?

remember homie called me an idiot too LOL

[hardy mountain]

noone dude avg that lol

[gray rune]

i do remember someone saying that

don't tell me u listened to him

[cosmic seal]

nah someone talked smack to me

[hardy mountain]

that looks cooked respectfully

[cosmic seal]

fawkkk no

i got one slip with 4.5 below ha

and 8 over

[lean dust]

If Parker hits this is cashing

[granite ermine]

Nationals need some runs

[vocal spindle]

Ohtani chalked

[raw spoke]

Facts

Against a guy with a last name plesac 😂😂

[lofty crown]

ye plesac owns the dodgers

[empty moss]

lmao

he just made Smith look so silly

😭

damn

just shitted on the Dodgers

😂

[raw spoke]

10 pitches

[vocal spindle]

Any time I see the ump thinking I start to get pissed off

[pearl spire]

Omg plesac cook😂😂😂😂

[vocal spindle]

Bc why you thinking

Just call what you saw

[vivid lotus]

What counts as a pitching out?

[vocal spindle]

Why is Zac the nut sack dealing

[crimson star]

yall think ohtani getting walked once?

[vocal spindle]

An out that you were the pitcher for

[pearl spire]

Its in the name

[empty moss]

yeah ion really know how to explain dat

it is in the name

[bleak mountain]

walk abrams

[pearl spire]

Literally

[bleak mountain]

please

[empty moss]

3 pitching outs = 1 inning

[crimson star]

if they get pulled 5th innin after 2 outs

[bleak mountain]

fuck is he swinging at

[pearl spire]

Abrams don’t even wanna walk

[crimson star]

thats 14 pitching outs

[finite dock]

Plesac better walk two people 😭

[hardy mountain]

Quantrill might be in the 6th

[vocal spindle]

ABRAMS HOMER

[pearl spire]

Abramssssss

[hardy mountain]

oh nah

he cooked

[pearl spire]

Abrams bomb and nobody took this 🥷 HR💔

[hardy mountain]

walk him quan

poor homie quan

[bleak mountain]

LFGG ABRAMS

GOAT 🐐

whenever im down all i do is bet on abrams

[vocal spindle]

Same

Abrams the best for rage bets

[empty moss]

double back?

[finite dock]

Sleeper got an amazing promo but what should I pair it with?

[vocal spindle]

Why not

[bleak mountain]

fucking goat

[lean dust]

Told u boys ober today and he did 9 innings 10 K, told u boys join gray under strikeout pepper and that hit

[chrome rock]

Glasnow so cold

[lean dust]

Also said miles PO

[vocal spindle]

Hrr or hits?

Hits is a pepper

[pearl spire]

Free

[empty moss]

I might go hits

but it's only 1.50 difference

😒

[crimson star]

im taking hrr

[bleak mountain]

fr

[vocal spindle]

Ima go hrr to be safe

[empty moss]

yeah i went hrr with glasnow ks

[crimson star]

ai so we all doin this huh

fuggit

[lofty crown]

void winker

[crimson star]

glasnow over 8.0 k was free

[lofty crown]

got ejectd

💀

[vocal spindle]

Winker ejected

[bleak mountain]

what did yankees manager do

[crimson star]

how many k's does glasnow have rn

2?

[vocal spindle]

3

[lofty crown]

plesac owns dodgers

[empty moss]

omg

Pages robbed

[pearl spire]

WARDDDDDDD

[weak stag]

Is winker getting rescue? 🥺🥺🥺

[empty moss]

one of these gotta hit

[bleak mountain]

plesac walk

[dim gazelle]

Quantrill done?

[hardy mountain]

is he?

87 pitches

[empty moss]

pleesac one more walk

[finite dock]

Everyone calm down I canceled it

[vocal spindle]

Why zac the sack got a no hitter

[pearl spire]

Dodgers suck

😂

[rare mulch]

If cal goes back out there imma lose my sugar honey ice tea

[granite ermine]

No

[hardy mountain]

he might

he been throwing good tbh

[lofty crown]

was there a bullpen action

[sly plank]

On a bad losing streak rn🥲

[open patio]

i need parker to lock in for me

[rare mulch]

Why would u go lower

[bleak mountain]

cal is at 87 pc i think its 50/50

[gray rune]

heyward stole one lol

[hardy mountain]

[lofty crown]

real question why is will smith hits at 2

[granite ermine]

No

[rare mulch]

If cal goes out we need a quick hit

[bleak mountain]

why would u do lower on quantrill 😭

[hardy mountain]

87, he might have one more inning in him

[sly plank]

26th in hit

[open patio]

@lean dust how we feeling bout parker

[bleak mountain]

parker at 71 pc

[granite ermine]

Is Zach getting 4 k

[gray rune]

someone pls tell me quantrill doesn't play the 6th

[open patio]

parker noo don’t do this

[bleak mountain]

bro bet on plesac ks 😭

[lofty crown]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-black-man-discord-reddit-gif-18533019

[open patio]

a walk wtf

[cosmic seal]

why tf they keep walking tovar

[pearl spire]

Bro why😭

[open patio]

i just need 4 more outs don’t sell this is my last bit of money

[cosmic seal]

damn bro

[hardy mountain]

why cant quantrill give 1 more walk

[bleak mountain]

hes the only rockies player that gives consistent hits

[pearl spire]

It’s cal quantrill in coors bro😭

Brendan Rodgers HRR wagon MIGHT be back

[lofty crown]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler-midget-backendvirgo-gif-22629483

[open patio]

parker push through the inning plz

[empty moss]

might

[open patio]

strikeout lfg

[empty moss]

or is

[bleak mountain]

when is abrams losing this streak

[empty moss]

soon

[bleak mountain]

is he playing at coors tmrw

[pearl spire]

Yes

[signal verge]

at this rate Tyler glas is gonna pitch the whole game

[pearl spire]

Abrams prolly gonna lose it on Monday

[open patio]

2 ks way to lock it in parker

[lean dust]

Good

[past imp]

parker strikeouttt

[bleak mountain]

hes going yard again

[pearl spire]

Against a pitcher fresh off the IL yeah I believe that

[jaunty crater]

Had that locked got caught up at work at forgot to place it smh 😭😭

[cosmic seal]

glasnow is what

glasnow is him

[empty moss]

omg glasnow

painting fucking corners 😭

[lean dust]

He so nasty

[open patio]

i should have taken his po at 18.5 i knew it

[gray rune]

looks like quantrill playing the 6th

🤦‍♂️

[crimson star]

rip any1 who aint take his over 8 k's

[vocal spindle]

Dodgers never have a good 9 hole no matter what

[pearl spire]

Glasnow Cy young year🙏🏾🙏🏾

[bleak mountain]

my ace tyler glasnow

[pearl spire]

They do when muncy and Betts are healthy

[vocal spindle]

Cal going 6

[vocal spindle]

Lux mid at best

[pearl spire]

One of the best 9 hole hitters

[open patio]

so glad i faded cal

[vocal spindle]

Fair enough

[hardy mountain]

Cal going 7 😂

[vocal spindle]

Still mid tho

[open patio]

i was gonna take his under but he gonna make it

[vocal spindle]

He ain’t seeing the field after this out dawg

[open patio]

nah he at 92 pc

[rare mulch]

Bro cal came back out omg

[hardy mountain]

I wish

[rare mulch]

Chalk the $40 slip

[hardy mountain]

Dude is accurate

[pearl spire]

Cal actually going 6 lmaooooooo

[hardy mountain]

Mf cant give a 2nd walk for me

[hardy mountain]

Thought he tired by now

[rare mulch]

Chalk

[hardy mountain]

Welp

[open patio]

gonna be a cash or break for me in the next 10 minutes parker need 2 outs for me

[rare mulch]

Pls give up a hit

[pearl spire]

Parker done twin

[rare mulch]

PLS HIT THE BALL

[amber wren]

Ohtani is so gay

[hardy mountain]

Parker booty

[open patio]

no u lying

[signal verge]

How is this chalked

[hardy mountain]

He done done

[sly plank]

Y’all got any live bet?

[rare mulch]

Cal lol

I’m done

[pearl spire]

Nah

[rare mulch]

If I had over bro would have been out

[open patio]

stopp

[rare mulch]

lol

I can’t

[past imp]

parker pitching outs chalk???

[bleak mountain]

why yall take under on cal?

[pearl spire]

Lmaooo Lux

😂😂😂😂😂

[vocal spindle]

LOL

[empty moss]

lux homer

lmao

[pearl spire]

How ironic🤣

[bleak mountain]

the auto out just hit a homer

[vocal spindle]

Yeah you might be an idiot bro just went yard

[bleak mountain]

ohtani homer

ohtani grandslam holy shit

[rare mulch]

Def dropping 50 on a slip tmr

Why not

[empty moss]

pleesac shutting down

[vocal spindle]

I love how the sack had a no hitter til the 8 and 9 hole and they shell him 😭

[empty moss]

just walk ohtani

[vocal spindle]

The sack got a mound visit

[past imp]

is parker hitting pitching outs???

[rare mulch]

Skenes Ks at 8

[pearl spire]

Ohtani don’t kill the momentum bro

[bleak mountain]

skenes pitching tmrw???

[vocal spindle]

He gonna swing at a pitch in the dirt and go yard

[pearl spire]

Yea lol

[gray rune]

aight lets go ohtani

[vocal spindle]

Nah just batting

[bleak mountain]

hell yeah

[vocal spindle]

They walking Ohtani

[bleak mountain]

over skenes 1.5 hrrbi?

[pearl spire]

Over .5 HRs

[vocal spindle]

ITS GONE

[open patio]

come on parker

[empty moss]

just go ahead and walk him

[bleak mountain]

OHTANII

THAT SHIT GONEEE

[pearl spire]

OH SHIIIIII

[vocal spindle]

OHTANI 2 RUN HOMER

[pearl spire]

OHTANIIIIIII

[cosmic seal]

OHTANI

[empty moss]

damn

[gray rune]

OHTANI

LMAOFJIAOUFPIOAV:IOA:OIJEF

[bleak mountain]

1.1x payout

[slim cipher]

wow

[gray rune]

it was 1.2 when i last saw it

[open patio]

parker come on brother

[pearl spire]

459 lord wtf

[empty moss]

he cannot be human

[bleak mountain]

3 game homer streak 👀

[slim cipher]

cant wait for the day i take ohtani and he goes 0-5

[open patio]

cash parker let’s go

[amber wren]

SHOOOOOOOOTIME

[vocal spindle]

@empty moss I added Ohtani to the double down abrams slip bc I like 3 legs

[azure nebula]

Up to glasnow

[vocal spindle]

Lol

Bang

[amber wren]

CASH

[coarse elbow]

Tryna be like you😭

[bleak mountain]

ohtani sucks

[vocal spindle]

Just go over on the fattest guy on the field

Works everytime

[lean dust]

Just need Glasnow strikeouts feeeman hit and Calhoun no singles for 250

[coarse elbow]

Bro💀

[vocal spindle]

Call it the Twinkie method

[empty moss]

watch freeman chalk the .5 😭

[coarse elbow]

Ohtani not fat gng

[lean dust]

I would doubt it Luis did

Wouldn’t

[vocal spindle]

So you think

[coarse elbow]

I got my eyes on burger then

[empty moss]

ngl I need a walk before they pull this shitter

[past imp]

i chose freeman homer over ohtani🥲

[pearl spire]

Freemannnnnn

[empty moss]

boom

freeman

[vocal spindle]

Ratio

[cosmic seal]

freddie double

[coarse elbow]

Oh so is that the method that you said before that people wouldn’t like?

[cosmic seal]

goated asf

[lean dust]

Cash freeman baby

Omg

[mighty spoke]

Yall think shohei will be walked?

[lean dust]

Glasnow strikeouts

[waxen idol]

THANK YOU PARKER

[pearl spire]

Yes

[fringe fulcrum]

tooo easy

[mighty spoke]

It’s my last leg (it’s flexed but flex is just gonna refund my entry)

[pearl spire]

Live bet it

[cosmic seal]

ohtani fr an easy community pick

[empty moss]

aight bruh

[gray rune]

BANG

FREDDIE FREEMAN

[empty moss]

i need a walk

[mighty spoke]

AYEEE you picked Parker too lol

[cosmic seal]

bro hit the past like 7 games

[lean dust]

Cash Freddy, is Glasnow doing it guys

[vocal spindle]

Ion remember that

[waxen idol]

Yessir

[cosmic seal]

10k's

[vocal spindle]

People hate my methods but love the profit

[empty moss]

damn everything is all on glassnow

😂

[cosmic seal]

i trust that LOL

[mighty spoke]

Ohtani showing the community pick “chalking” isn’t a thing

[vocal spindle]

The Twinkie method was a joke tho

[lean dust]

What u think bro

[empty moss]

no bullpen warming up

I'm cooked

[coarse elbow]

Cuz I remember ya sayin you gatekeep cuz people don’t like ya method🤣🤣

[sterile dagger]

who here said shohei not homering 🤣🤣

[lean dust]

Is he doing it

[empty moss]

yeah

[cosmic seal]

shohei doesnt chalk unless u go under on him

[lofty jungle]

Ohtani with the homer

[empty moss]

I need a walk mmcht

[lean dust]

😎

🤞

[vocal spindle]

I gatekeep but I slide the slips to the gang in dms still

[cosmic seal]

every game i might as well go above for shohei LOL

[umbral zealot]

FREEMAN I ONLY NEED 1 base not a DOUBLE

[vocal spindle]

Rockies reliever already fumbling

[coarse elbow]

Ah gotcha gotcha I been cold lately on UD

[cosmic seal]

im lowk feeling another ohtani homer

or a walk

[umbral zealot]

FREDDIE IF U CAN HEAR ME PLS GET A SINGLE

[cosmic seal]

who else feeling it

[vocal spindle]

I did over 0.5 singles the other day on a batter and they hit 2 doubles and a moonshot

[lean dust]

I need glassnow 3 strikeouts

Next inning

1-2-3

[past imp]

how many pitching outs did parker get???

[cosmic seal]

pages double LOL

[past imp]

had em for 16.5 over

[empty moss]

damnit

Im fucking cooked

[cosmic seal]

yeeesh dodgers took last game personally

[vocal spindle]

Dodgers -4.5 is alive

[empty moss]

I need a fucking walk from this shitter and he's gonna get pulled

[cosmic seal]

LOL

he gives up a hit its wrap

[gray rune]

i just need freeman for a single

[mighty spoke]

Id be so stunned if shohei doesn’t get walked

[amber wren]

THANK GOD I PUT PAGES SINGLE LOL

[gray rune]

dodgers wasting this dude's pitch count like crazy LMAOO

[mighty spoke]

After getting walked all day yesterday

[vocal spindle]

Anyone wanna double down on Ohtani?

[lean dust]

Glass glass

[empty moss]

man I'm cooked

[lean dust]

Glass

Let’s go glass

[crimson star]

damn

[cosmic seal]

shohei either gonna dink another homer or get walked watch

[harsh geyser]

Shohei is so good man

Lock every game

[bleak mountain]

they should make ohtani under hr a pepper

[vocal spindle]

CASH ABRAMS

@empty moss

[empty moss]

STOP

STOP

GLASNOW

I NEED U

[bleak mountain]

ABRAMS

[sterile dagger]

glassnow will see 7 innings

🫡

[empty moss]

OMG

GLASNOW

BRING US HOME

[charred leaf]

Him and judge 👌

[empty moss]

EVERYBODY NEED GLASNOW

😂

[bleak mountain]

abrams is the best money maker in the mlb

[gray rune]

GLASSNOW PLEASEEEE

[lean dust]

What was ur slip

[empty moss]

the whole baseball chat on UD riding Glasnow

[lean dust]

Let’s go

[sterile dagger]

mlb> nba

[hidden chasm]

This shit crazy to me I’ve called shohei 3 home run streak 3 times in a row

he’s getting another one next game, just letting y’all kno

[vocal spindle]

Glasnow last leg on 3 slips

[vocal spindle]

Literally everyone called it

[sterile dagger]

he’s going over

[vocal spindle]

He’s playing his former team and it’s ohtani

[hidden chasm]

Did they call it 3 times in a row though

[crimson star]

bruh what the

[hidden chasm]

don’t think so

[crimson star]

can ohtani get walked pls

[vocal spindle]

It was dang near regular payout each game

[empty moss]

I have it insured… but I was really expecting him to walk 2 batters so I could at least have a 80% chance of going 3/4

[crimson star]

glasnow ik u wanna strike his ass out but pls

[vocal spindle]

Whole server done booked Ohtani homer like the past 6 games LMAO

[hidden chasm]

mmm nah

[rose raptor]

He shoulda had 3 walks by now

[hidden chasm]

if I don’t think they have then they haven’t

[bleak mountain]

bro its not that hard to call an ohtani homer lmao

[harsh geyser]

Shohei’s HRRBI line is going to go up to like, 7.5

[lean dust]

I went bald n forth between hits allowed n his booster hopefully it don’t bite me

Back

[lofty jungle]

I show did ohtani and yordan homer today

[crimson star]

fantasy bumped to 17

[bleak mountain]

ohtani homers damn near every other game

[crimson star]

but yea ohtani hr cashed me yesterday

[vocal spindle]

I’m finna start calling over 0.5 first inning strikeouts and call myself a guru 😭😭

[crimson star]

not mad i aint take it tod

it was only like what 1.1x?

[gray rune]

ye

only 1.1 now lmao

[crimson star]

it bumped to 1.5 first inning tho

i was tempted to take it haha

[hidden chasm]

I might just be the best better ever calling all these shohei home runs

[crimson star]

should have

[harsh geyser]

Fliff had it at better odds, that’s all I gotta say

[empty moss]

yeah I was gonna take his booster with freeman... but I legit didn't know anybody else to pair with for a 3... my only option was really that shitty pitcher

[bleak mountain]

ohtani hr is gonna be a 0.9x fixed payout

[empty moss]

Ward I only took bc he was favored to go over

[lofty jungle]

That app called real tell you if that batter hit a homer against the certain pitcher in the pass

[harsh geyser]

Fluff has better odds that’s all folks

[bleak mountain]

yes

[gray rune]

glasnow once again

[crimson star]

atp ohtani underr 1 hr gonna be the pepper

LOL

[lean dust]

I was nervous about Parker happy it worked out

[crimson star]

cmon glasnow

i needya

[lean dust]

Five more

And no singles from Calhoun

[lofty jungle]

Ohtani aint walk

[empty moss]

hopefully glasnow cashes k's... that'll be the start of a streak

[lean dust]

250

[pearl spire]

Rip the no hitter

[empty moss]

WAOT

WAIT

NOOOO

WARD

[pearl spire]

He’s gonna walk next AB fasho

[lean dust]

I hope man been could this week

[empty moss]

YES

WARD

THANK YOU

I FUCKING NEEDED THAT

HOLY FUCK

[lean dust]

Omg

[waxen idol]

I need Lane Thomas to touch one more base 😓

[lean dust]

Let’s go

[bleak mountain]

if calhoun does anything ill send everyone here a band

[vocal spindle]

Abrams caught stealing

[crimson star]

hopefully

[empty moss]

omg Glasnow no more hits

please

[crimson star]

thats my last leg for my slip

[lean dust]

Don’t let this guy get a single

Please

[vocal spindle]

Glasnow perfect game over

[fringe fulcrum]

😭

[lean dust]

Strike his ass out

[bleak mountain]

oh shit

[vocal spindle]

Glasnow runs

[pearl spire]

Angels scored hooray

[bleak mountain]

wouldn’t that be an error

not a er

[empty moss]

omg

Ward getting that hit

was 1 in a million

[lean dust]

My heart sank

I thought it was a single

I need some strikeouts come on baby

[crimson star]

ngl this the first game in a while i aint take his under

[pearl spire]

Why would that be an error gang

[crimson star]

he usually dookie

[bleak mountain]

nvm

[vocal spindle]

Runner got on base off catchers interference

[empty moss]

Glasnow needs to absolutely fucking deal for the rest of the game

[bleak mountain]

glasnow

[vocal spindle]

Glasnow K

[amber wren]

6 k’s

[bleak mountain]

holy shit

[crimson star]

glasnowww

[lean dust]

Omg

[empty moss]

GLASNOW

GOOOOOOOODD

[lean dust]

4 for 250

[crimson star]

guys they might pull him after next inning

[lean dust]

Let’s go

This was such a rage bet to

[pearl spire]

Nah catchers interference doesn’t count as an error

[lean dust]

I ain’t even gonna lie

[amber wren]

Oh no

[pearl spire]

Even though it should

[crimson star]

im kidding lol

he gonna go min 2 more inn

prob 3

[bleak mountain]

i think theyre gonna correct it

[vocal spindle]

Catcher error

[bleak mountain]

shouldnt be a er