┆⚾・baseball

[vocal spindle]

He only has 56 pitches

Red Sox 3rd most struck out team

GL

[hardy mountain]

Sorry i dont have pinche huevos

Its only money

[fast berry]

CHALK

[vocal spindle]

BLANCO IS NOT THIS GOOD BRO

[lunar patio]

@sterile dagger we on that kbo tonight ? 🤣

[sterile dagger]

all u need is one more💀🤣

[sterile dagger]

yessirskiii

[fast berry]

Pappi ain't on the mound

[vocal spindle]

Ober and Gilbert going the distance

[tiny topaz]

May have to just not check my slips till later tn

[wanton heron]

An 8 man and 1 of them didn’t hit and the other didn’t play 🤦🏽‍♂️. Ima make sure not to spend it all in one place tho

[vocal spindle]

Braves vs Yankees better be a home run derby

[tiny topaz]

Fr

[vocal spindle]

If Red Sox make a comeback ima go crazy

[vestal sparrow]

duran sold

😢

[twin socket]

6 inning cursed here we go

[vocal spindle]

Gilbert oh no

[open patio]

what we taking for the late games?

[final oasis]

The blanco slander will not be tolerated

[hardy mountain]

Sub Montas out

Hes done

[final oasis]

6 innings 3 hits

[vocal spindle]

GIDP BANG

[cosmic seal]

gilbert gonna go to the 7th

[vocal spindle]

They pulled Jazz

[vocal spindle]

Well obviously

If he escapes this he going longer tho

[cosmic seal]

need them to not have him go 6 LOL

[vocal spindle]

Someone said 19.5 PO was too high for Gilbert against the marlins

Schneemann homer

[cosmic seal]

naylor finna chalk me tho

[pine jungle]

Morton over 16.5?

[lean dust]

Told u Frankie would sell @vocal spindle

[hardy mountain]

Montas cooked

[fast berry]

Corbin Burns my ticket

[vocal spindle]

I was tryna reverse jinx for my fliff slip

[lean dust]

Fuck pavetta

One off 500

[agile gull]

Pivetta god damn

[hardy mountain]

2$ is crazy work

[vocal spindle]

I need red Sox to clutch bro

[fast berry]

Need a miracle from Burns. Gotta take the lead and get 3 Ks in the 7th lol

[agile gull]

I needed 2 more strike outs from pivetta

Or even one more to even it out

[lean dust]

💔

[twin socket]

Sorry Unc for putting Pivetta in ur eyes

[lean dust]

How’d u know

[cosmic seal]

everyone gonna hit but josh naylor smh

[lean dust]

😂

[pine jungle]

.

[crimson star]

damn

[coarse elbow]

Don’t hate on a man let him do what he wants

[crimson star]

gunnar and mountcastle getting cocked

[vocal spindle]

Need them to pull blanco for Gunnar homer

[crimson star]

hes done no?

[waxen idol]

phone got stolen so im betting from my pc atm LMFAO but all I need is parker

[crimson star]

they got bullpen running

[cosmic seal]

damn pivetta cooked u

[pearl spire]

He’s done

Cause glasnow wasn’t going over

[final oasis]

Nahh let him keep cooking

[lean dust]

This week just keeps getting worse man

[gray rune]

is gilbert gon cash

[pearl spire]

😬

[pearl spire]

Easily

[crimson star]

gunnar gonna cash all my slips inshallah 🙏🙏

[gray rune]

please gunnar 🙏

ik u got that clutch gene inside u

[bright kestrel]

so disgusting

[crimson star]

gunnar is legit my make or break today

[bright kestrel]

love when value plays get shredded

[fast berry]

Will Burns pitch the 8th???

[twin socket]

Hopefully pookie cashes tmr

[rose gale]

Bro Corbin needs to get taken out

[rare mulch]

Gilbert is so good

[rare mulch]

Bro line is opening at 20.5 next start

[night perch]

CASH ME TF OUT

[twin socket]

Glasnow please

[lean dust]

Fuck pavetta

N burns

[heady hound]

ah fr

[crimson star]

GUNNAR PLS

[lean dust]

💔

[crimson star]

BROO

that shi was a ball tf?

[heady hound]

pivetta trash

he banned

[pearl spire]

Gunnar lmaooooo

[crimson star]

gg

[vocal spindle]

Gunnar officially chalked

[crimson star]

g fkin g

[lavish island]

Ok gunner you lost my bet and your streak so fuck you

[crimson star]

this the day i put 100 on him too

[vocal spindle]

Royce had a great game and we all just mad he didn’t go yard lol

[crimson star]

how many hendersons u see

5 punches in my wall

[empty moss]

6

[vocal spindle]

Adley and Gunnar both crapped the bed

I had them in like every slip

[crimson star]

gg

[hardy mountain]

Is mantos out

[crimson star]

gotcha

[hardy mountain]

Ohh sht he is

[fathom oracle]

Quantrill gonna do bad today or nah

[vocal spindle]

If orioles and Astros combine for 6 more runs and Red Sox win I turn a dollar into a band

[vocal spindle]

He’s gonna get destroyed

[lone spear]

Too many for comfort

[dawn urchin]

Salvaged a horrible day

[rare mulch]

Pls tell me that was Gilbert last inning

[vocal spindle]

There’s one homer

McCormick home

McCormick of all people had a double homer game today

And Gunnar couldn’t get a hit

[rose gale]

Cash Corbin burnes

[tiny topaz]

Adley and Gunnar both chalked

[vocal spindle]

Altuve hit .300 just to go back under this game

[pearl spire]

Prime example why you don’t use the same player in multiple slips

[tiny topaz]

Sorry @finite dock it was broke and we need to fix it

[lone spear]

Everybody crying about community plays chalkin 😂

[crimson star]

i mean i knew what i was getting myself into

[pearl spire]

Under in coors is crazy good luck

[rose gale]

Tell me what you know about Alan trejo

Please

💀

he can’t be that good

[tiny topaz]

Fuckin pivetta

[cosmic seal]

sight naylor

[tiny topaz]

Adley and Gunnar cooked the rest of my slips

[hardy mountain]

Everyone waiting for Caitlin to score 1 point on Sunday 😂

[pearl spire]

Tell me what you know abt that Washington pitcher

[cosmic seal]

ima need bro to actually cooke for me

1 hit

[crimson star]

any dodgers locks

shohei over 13 fantasy?

[cosmic seal]

shohei homer incoming

[crimson star]

i feel it too

[lone spear]

Shohei another community pick read the signs

[pearl spire]

Nvm bro a DNP @rose gale 😂

[lone spear]

He chalkin today

[tiny topaz]

I come back to UD tmrw

My month long break

[rose gale]

Trejo?

[pearl spire]

Yea

[rose gale]

damn he to ass to stay in the lineup

Good read tho 😔

[pearl spire]

Brendan Rodgers is back

[cosmic seal]

aight naylor

please

be amazing

and give me one singular hit

[tiny topaz]

Wait I thot all my slips were cooked

They aren’t

[cosmic seal]

fawking naylor

0-4

trash

[pearl spire]

Ppl played naylor bc it’s his birthday

That’s it ?

[tiny topaz]

lol

I mean royce cashed but Gunnar prob isn’t

I think it’s an off day for Gunnar

[cosmic seal]

naylor been having at least 1 hit per game, today he just woke up and decided to be shit

[vocal spindle]

Might put 20 on this

[hard mist]

🙏

[cosmic seal]

glasnow below is crazy work

[pearl spire]

They really walked the 3 dudes batting behind Royce but didn’t walk Royce

[cosmic seal]

glasnow could have the worst game and still dish 8+

he deadass did that

he playing the angels

even worse than reds

reds are decent imo

aight bro go under 8

pin this

yuhhhhh

love that

[bleak mountain]

lets go wheelerrr

[vocal spindle]

ROOKIE GRAND SLAM IN ARLINGTON

[pearl spire]

Langfordddddd Florida legend

[vocal spindle]

Wow

[bleak mountain]

wow

[vocal spindle]

Die

[bleak mountain]

wheeler did good

[vocal spindle]

Orioles 4 runs right here for a band 🙏

I’m so cooked

[celest slate]

Well Blanco sold my 8 man. Should have took his outs instead

[gray rune]

some ppl saying glasnow over K

some saying under

whats the analysis

[vocal spindle]

BANGG

(Don’t tail)

[sterile dagger]

glass now goes over 👀👀

[open patio]

will glasnow go into the 7th

[wanton heron]

?

[hard mist]

Y’all know how much pitching outs nick pivetta had ?

[vocal spindle]

My rangers looking good and max Scherzer and Josh Jung both come back this weekend

Used to pray for times like this

[cosmic seal]

oh shi

[half birch]

Excited to see scherzer

[vocal spindle]

He’s prolly washed

He just turned 40, they don’t come back from injury the same

[half birch]

Ya probably

[vocal spindle]

He’s the good guy’s version of verlander

[final oasis]

Sometimes you must embrace the villain

[gray rune]

need a 3rd, who do i pair with

[wet mural]

How long does it take for u guys to receive yalls withdraw through PayPal?

[hushed ginkgo]

10 min

[subtle prism]

a few hours

[celest slate]

Like 5-10 minutes

[wet mural]

Yall be withdrawing like 30+?

Or like 10$ at a time ?

[vocal spindle]

And of course the Red Sox make the comeback after orioles sold the band

[final oasis]

Thanks to UD I get to eat steak tn

[hushed ginkgo]

Shii If I win like 200 I take 150 out and it’s there fast

[celest slate]

Blanco screwed me with K’s. I knew I should have took his under

[wet mural]

Damn

[crimson star]

do i rage bet this

drop 50 on it

[long oracle]

Ober fantasy score cashhh

[final oasis]

Idk but for me it’s faster at night

[vocal spindle]

Where is the dude that said ober was gonna crap the bed

WHERE IS HE

“I told y’all about Ober”

[crimson star]

is glasnow hitting 8

[vocal spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/chris-pratt-andy-dwyer-omg-shocked-face-meme-gif-25585329

[long oracle]

Cookin🔥

[long oracle]

Cashhh

[vocal spindle]

Ober going under next game tho

[long oracle]

Against who

[vocal spindle]

Idk

[open patio]

so tyler glasnow over 18.5 po?

[tiny topaz]

Bro the promo being out for 24 hours is huge I get my acct back at 8 tn

So in like 2 hours but idk if I wanna bet late slate

[vocal spindle]

So many blowouts this week

Royce pulled

[rare mulch]

Let’s go

[faint wigeon]

“It’s a surreal feeling, we did it, WE DID IT”

[rare mulch]

Cash Gilbert Under Ks

Sweaty asl

[vocal spindle]

They didn’t let Logan go the distance

[agile gull]

Pain

[undone pilot]

i need 1 guaranteed pick for tonight

[half birch]

Don’t we all

[vocal spindle]

Gunnar is so cheeks

[bleak mountain]

jones did good? 😭

[crimson star]

sold me

lol

its ok

unna just go in 500 on him next game

[vocal spindle]

Cash Red Sox moneyline

[vocal spindle]

Orioles sold me a band man

[crimson star]

yup sounds abt right

[vocal spindle]

Almost cashed the +90000 slip

Had over for orioles Astros

Seeing they both had 11+ runs each last game

Rip

[crimson star]

tuff man

[pearl spire]

Ober just went crazy holy

Sub 90 pitch CG is insane

[shy socket]

Anyone got picks for the night slate?

[lean dust]

What the hell I tell u

Talking real confident earlier

Ober is hot 🔥

[lyric axle]

Should of did the MLB discounts

[lean dust]

All one off assuming Glasnow hits bottom right corner

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/smells-somebody-shit-smelly-who-farted-gif-526649539171596619

[lean dust]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-kid-vine-table-tantrums-gif-9382123

[lofty crown]

https://click.dabble.com/GaFA/wtuee3b5 code kobiz_ for free 10

[lean dust]

This week has just been terrible

[vocal spindle]

Rage bet

[vocal spindle]

Was it you that said he would crap the bed

[twin socket]

Hell nah

Fucking sellout

[lone spear]

Donation

[bleak mountain]

pivetta is so ass bro

[crimson star]

its a fkin dime

[vocal spindle]

Nah I got locks

[vocal spindle]

Plus it’s not a donation if they gave me the money

[vocal spindle]

He gonna get walked

[tiny topaz]

2 hour countdown

[bleak mountain]

yay

[half birch]

Bro counting down the minutes

[bleak mountain]

im out the shitter

[tiny topaz]

2 more hours

[open patio]

man i need a lock

[sterile dagger]

whos bombing today @vocal spindle

[open patio]

I need a lock give me someone

[coarse elbow]

🤞

Man once again I had oneil Cruz for a hr onna slip that ain’t cash😑

[bleak mountain]

charlie morton strikeouts ✅

[lunar patio]

family family family @vocal spindle

marcus stroman under PO still potd ?

well damn JP

[hardy mountain]

I love pitchers and balls

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/ceddane-red-sox-redsox-rafaela-gif-11050119888191632099

Red Sox baby 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[pearl spire]

Yeah it ended up being Sears that did that

Duran HRR wagon😁

If Yelich isn’t on BS the CB slip will hit

[amber wren]

So cooked he’s pitching 7 innings trust

[azure nebula]

Homer alr

[empty moss]

ozuna homer

[rare mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/braves-mix-it-up-ozuna-gif-18822751

[vocal spindle]

Ozuna homer

[vocal spindle]

I wasn’t on my phone but yessir

[vocal spindle]

Prolly Ozuna

[south sleet]

Stroman Gave up a Homer

Lol

[lunar patio]

you took the over ?

[rare mulch]

Olson wdf is that

[south sleet]

No I got stroman under

[lofty jungle]

I was finna put ozuna fa a homer then they locked it🧌

[rare mulch]

It was free

[wanton heron]

Same I was gon put $50 on Ozuna homer. Stoman run in 1st and Morton higher 6 K

[rare mulch]

Sheesh Brewers almost choked

[vestal sparrow]

o took albies over ozuna 🤦‍♂️

[wise sparrow]

do we really think quantrill throwing 6?

nats bats have been live and they’re playing at coors

[pearl spire]

No

[bleak mountain]

cj abrams better lock tf in

[wise sparrow]

wanna take something in the last 2 games just trying to see what’s the best play

[pearl spire]

Bro the games in an hour and a half

Js vibe

Soto walk already cashed lmao

[lofty crown]

so free bro

tried telling every1

https://tenor.com/view/dance-black-man-discord-reddit-gif-18533019

[pearl spire]

Judgeeeee

Heeeeeem

[vocal spindle]

JUDGE 2 RUN HOMER

[empty moss]

judge homer

[vocal spindle]

LETS GO

I HATE MORTON

[coarse elbow]

👀

[azure nebula]

Morton😭😭😭

[cosmic seal]

judge homer

[lofty crown]

https://tenor.com/view/aaron-judge-yankees-drinking-raised-eyebrow-gif-14564824

[cosmic seal]

shohei gonna hit a homer right here

[finite dock]

Is this possible lol

[pearl spire]

Live bet Morton under everything

[lofty crown]

https://tenor.com/view/anything-is-possible-celtics-boston-celtics-finals-nba-finals-gif-5112037

[south sleet]

I got judge for a homerun

Lmao

[bleak mountain]

thank god i didnt take morton

[pearl spire]

If Olson hits a HR and stroman gets 3 more Ks yes

[bleak mountain]

holy shit

[wanton heron]

😁

[lavish island]

Wow judge why couldn’t you do this yesterday

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/you-dont-say-nicolas-cage-wow-really-no-kidding-gif-5343842

[pearl spire]

Dis green

[empty moss]

live bet immediately

[azure nebula]

Judge fantasy cash !

[wanton heron]

Lane might sell you ngl

[south sleet]

I took Morton over with my judge homerun 😑

[pearl spire]

Players always do good the day after they sell u

[wet mural]

Yall can this happen lol

[empty moss]

watch verdugo strikeout

...

[coarse elbow]

Ion know he might but they at coors field n lane gon get a hold of one I feel

[bleak mountain]

walk

[empty moss]

nvm

[wet mural]

Soto just can’t get walked

[empty moss]

yeah

live bet

[pearl spire]

Yea if soto hits one out

[civic inlet]

He did 😂

His walks been free af !

[rare mulch]

Stanton moonshot

[bleak mountain]

scoreboard will be 9-2 braves soon cause of stroman

[wet mural]

I hope he gets a homer

I will get a 29x 😂

[tiny topaz]

Yes touchy

[pearl spire]

Braves might sell those under POs for stroman

[civic inlet]

His avergae vs morton is pretty solid, definitely a possiblity

[tiny topaz]

Idk why u said no touchy it’s judge against Charlie midton

[lavish island]

Soto a homer that impossible

[wet mural]

🥲

😍🍀

[azure nebula]

Morton going into the 6th?

[gray rune]

what locks yall got

[pearl spire]

Shohei walks

And lane Thomas RBI

[south sleet]

Doubt it

[finite dock]

Alright boys back on the live bets

[pearl spire]

Bro they just changed Morton under 15.5 POs to a .85x right when I clicked it

[gray rune]

2.5 hits + runs + rbi over?

[pearl spire]

Yea sure

[gray rune]

thanks g

is glasnow hitting his Ks

[south sleet]

I grabbed it before it changed lol

[pearl spire]

No actually take fantasy

It’s really low for someone with a 2.5 HRR line

[rare mulch]

Judge is so washed

[feral sun]

I have the worst 2 man in sports betting history

[amber wren]

Chat is this gonna hit

[bleak mountain]

abrams or thomas?

ohh shit they bumped abrams

[sterile dagger]

no sirrrr

[empty moss]

Judge catching everything

😂

[feral sun]

Stroman u 17.5 Morton o 5.5🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

[half birch]

No

[amber wren]

why not 😅

[rare mulch]

Can we run up stromans pitch count pls?

[half birch]

You want judge to hit 2 home runs

[bleak mountain]

judge fell off 😂

[pearl spire]

Thomas

[hardy mountain]

Fudge

[amber wren]

Yes hahahahah

[bleak mountain]

damn i got abrams

[gray rune]

yall fw freddie freeman over fantasy?

[bleak mountain]

chalk me

[pearl spire]

Stroman throwing the ball right down the middle the Braves will get hits eventually

[pearl spire]

They both hittin idm😂

[bleak mountain]

na ik 😭

abrams gonna bomb ts

[vocal spindle]

Stroman got the best luck rn

[open patio]

cal under 17.5 po?

[pearl spire]

They gonna hit stroman soon

[vocal spindle]

Yeah they all going deep, bound to start going over the fence

got saved by a nice fielder play as well

[pearl spire]

Idk bout over the fence but some gonna drop

[vocal spindle]

Hopefully they hit him here

[empty moss]

Merrill making this rookie work

[vocal spindle]

I need a long inning

[empty moss]

😂

[open patio]

do i take morton over 3.5 so?

[empty moss]

damn

[amber wren]

No

[empty moss]

all dat

and he got a single

I know pither mad af

😂

[bleak mountain]

yoo 😭

[empty moss]

wtf

[amber wren]

He’s him

[bleak mountain]

might be the worst stat line ive ever seen

[pearl spire]

There’s always worse

[amber wren]

Yoooooooo that’s unbelievable

[empty moss]

nah

[amber wren]

How do u go down 0-11 in the first inning

[empty moss]

nothing worse than shota triple double

[pearl spire]

There’s been way worse triple doubles

[bleak mountain]

at least shota went 3 bro

[pearl spire]

But shota was bad

[open patio]

morton under 17.5 po? lmk quick

[bleak mountain]

holy

[pearl spire]

Like this one

[empty moss]

stroman shitting

kelenic better not swing

[bleak mountain]

so ass

[empty moss]

3-0 do not swing

[amber wren]

-32 fantasy wow

[empty moss]

he's gonna walk u

[pearl spire]

W

[azure nebula]

There’s the walk

[lean dust]

Yours truly called ober

And called gray under pepper strikeout prop

But can’t hit a card

😂😂😂😂😂

[pearl spire]

Yea I gotta whole album of horrible performances 😂

[tiny topaz]

Bro doesn’t know abt shota vs the Mets

[pearl spire]

Shi js funny to me

[empty moss]

good

kelenic

good

[amber wren]

Legendary call unc

[empty moss]

some of these batters be dumb af

and keep swinging

[open patio]

morton under 17.5 po? someone

[pearl spire]

Yes

[amber wren]

Fossho

[pearl spire]

Ozzie bouta hit into his every other game DP sadly

[lean dust]

I said I’m a twins fan so I may be bias but he looked great last start and Oakland ass

[amber wren]

Facts Oakland is so bad

[lean dust]

I think it’s a little different if u watch the game with ur own eyes

[open patio]

k i’m also taking randy vasquez over 3.5 walks he’s at 3 rn

[lean dust]

Ober stuff was nasty last start

[tiny topaz]

I tailed u on ober but put pivetta in my slip….

[finite dock]

This gonna hit chat?

[pearl spire]

Ump helping u guys out

[lean dust]

I had pivetta in other slips to that chalked

[tiny topaz]

1 more hour!

[pearl spire]

😂

[empty moss]

oh nah

ump

cmon

[amber wren]

Pablo Lopez tomorrow unc?

[empty moss]

does were all strikes

from stroman

😂

[azure nebula]

N peach

[pearl spire]

Inning already over gang

[azure nebula]

No way

[empty moss]

ALBIES

U DUMB ASS

WHY ARE U SWINGING

ON 3-0 COUNT

[vocal spindle]

Of course they DP bro

[empty moss]

I swear these batters be so stupid

U HAVE NO REASON TO SWING

[vocal spindle]

He swung at ball 4

What was the point of that

[pearl spire]

That should’ve been a 3 pitch K

[signal verge]

He’s pitching 6

[tall scaffold]

U don’t understand bro

[empty moss]

that def should've beena 3 pitch k

but ngl

if I was a batter in MLB and i'm a 3-0 count

im not swinging

[tall scaffold]

What they see and what we see is completely different

[empty moss]

Ik, but like you have a 3-0 count

why swing

[pearl spire]

Braves always have the green light on 3-0

[empty moss]

I'd rather go down 3-1 and then swing

[junior aspen]

To get greedy

[empty moss]

but 3-0 and swing

that's just pride

[vocal spindle]

As a pitcher, after the first 2 in the exact same location, you gotta accept that the spot isn’t in the ump’s strike zone

[empty moss]

like stop playing with your emotions

[junior aspen]

What’s the worst that can happen? 3-1 count? If I hit it outta here, I’d look good

[empty moss]

no like I'm saying I'd rather go 3-1 and swing, then 3-0 and swing

[vocal spindle]

You should only swing on 3-0 if you got the ball you want

[tall scaffold]

Because their gonna 90% of the time gonna get a fastball because the pitcher is gonna try to get it in the zone, much easier to hit

[junior aspen]

He’s playing with your emotions 🤣

[empty moss]

😂

[vocal spindle]

That bottom of the zone sinker is not the ball you want, especially not on a 3-0 count.

[empty moss]

I forgot albies just like to swing

like a dumb ass

[finite dock]

Padres 🧹

[pearl spire]

Now u js chattin

[vocal spindle]

I wouldn’t even be mad if he swung if it was anything other than a double play

[bleak mountain]

albies loves playing golf

[vocal spindle]

But if you take that 4th pitch you literally got 2 on base with your best hitter up next

That’s just a stupid decision

[bleak mountain]

albies swings at anything he sees

[empty moss]

^

[pearl spire]

😂

[empty moss]

he really should've gotten strucken out

ump called 3 balls that were strikes on the corner

but we not gon talk about dat

[pearl spire]

Morton on his BS again😂

[pine jungle]

I’m saying

3 straight balls is criminal

[empty moss]

now

Volpe

shouldn't swing here

until 3-1

see he smart

now he can do what he wants

[pearl spire]

Volpe wasn’t gonna swing regardless none of those pitches was even close

[empty moss]

he was up 3-0

that's why I said he shouldn't swing...

[pearl spire]

And all 3 balls was 6 inches off the plate

[empty moss]

^

soto

good shit

[vocal spindle]

Judge bases loaded

[empty moss]

needed that

now Judge send ts

[pine jungle]

4 run homer I’m calling it

[vocal spindle]

By the 3rd one it’s the pitchers fault. If the ump calls the ball there twice, then you gotta know it’s not in whatever the ump thinks the strike zone is and you gotta fix it.

[bleak mountain]

incoming judge strikeout

[pearl spire]

Yeah Morton is cooked

[vocal spindle]

It’s called a grand slam.

[lofty crown]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-black-man-discord-reddit-gif-18533019

[pearl spire]

Judge DP lmaooooo

[south sleet]

Grand slam judge

[vocal spindle]

Judge lol

[empty moss]

...

[azure nebula]

Chalk Morton fantasy oof

[bleak mountain]

judge stays ass

[vocal spindle]

Needed the under for some bread

[empty moss]

is that not an RBI?

[bleak mountain]

no

double play

[coral kraken]

is it too late for albies? idk anything about baseball😢

[pearl spire]

Nope

[bleak mountain]

nope

[empty moss]

if i'm not tripping

they def

gave him an RBI for dat

[bleak mountain]

double play

[empty moss]

they scored

[pearl spire]

No they didn’t

He didn’t get anything from that

[lean dust]

Announcer just said it doesn’t count as a rbi

But he thinks it should

[empty moss]

5hrrbi

[pearl spire]

U not serious

[bleak mountain]

they stuffing judges stats

[empty moss]

😂

[bleak mountain]

like how they did with jordan

[empty moss]

they'll probably remove it at the end of the game

[vocal spindle]

Double plays don’t count for a RBI

[pearl spire]

Bro they didn’t give him an rbi😭

[vocal spindle]

bc you just straight up sucked to hit it into a double play

[empty moss]

only sac fly's count as rbi's?

[bleak mountain]

yes

or like if they hit it and a runner scores

[pearl spire]

Literally anything but a DP can get an RBI

[dim gazelle]

Vasquez going under 15.5 outs?

[finite dock]

Willl they do it?

[bleak mountain]

maybe

[pearl spire]

Ozuna😂😂

Stroman under POs cooked

[azure nebula]

@finite dock Stroman 3ks

[bleak mountain]

5 inning curse will happen

[vocal spindle]

Jokes aside the real reason a double play isn’t a RBI is bc the batter didn’t earn it. The fielders on pretty much every double play ever could’ve got the out at home but choose to value the 2 outs over preventing 1 run, so you didn’t do anything to make the run happen.

[eternal sail]

I haven’t used underdog in a year do they have fast payout like pp now?

[vocal spindle]

Same reason a fielders choice isn’t a hit

[eternal sail]

Or do you still have to wait 2 days

[bleak mountain]

max a couple hours

[south sleet]

Look like stroman may go 6

[pearl spire]

Yea if you withdraw to PayPal it takes like 5-10 mins

[south sleet]

Braves need to step it up

[eternal sail]

Ok preciated bro

[pearl spire]

Stro bouta go 7

[vocal spindle]

Yankees game just started raining

[pearl spire]

W bail

[rare mulch]

We need rain delay

Cs stromab finna hit

Stroman^

Braves going to 0-2 counts every ab

[south sleet]

Chalk stroman under PO

[open patio]

i need morton to start selling

[rare mulch]

RAIN HARD

[south sleet]

Braves can't do shit

[open patio]

yankees need to turn up

[vocal spindle]

A storm is coming into New York

If there’s a rain delay Stroman under cashes

[rare mulch]

We need it before the 6th man PLS 🙏🏼

[pearl spire]

It says it’s supposed to start raining bad in 50 mins

[amber wren]

Come on stroman pls be bad

[edgy shore]

@vocal spindle Charlie man 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[cosmic seal]

brio

what was that play midfield LOL

that shi was lowk funny asf

[south sleet]

Morton and stroman boutta go over

Let's goooo

Good hit stanton

[bleak mountain]

fym rain delay

[vocal spindle]

It’s starting to rain harder now

If Morton continues to have long innings it’ll chalk Stroman

[empty moss]

Steve on betr now 👀

[sterile dagger]

BANG

[lean dust]

I just do it if they have .5

Props r ass imo

[empty moss]

😭

[bleak mountain]

did gilbert go 8

[sterile dagger]

which steve

🤣

[edgy shore]

@vocal spindle hoping for a push

[vocal spindle]

What did you take

[edgy shore]

😂😂 or a delay

[lean dust]

Steeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvveeeee maaaaaaaaddddeeeeeeeennnn

[vocal spindle]

Morton ain’t going over rn I think im chillin

[bleak mountain]

no

[vocal spindle]

Yes

[lunar patio]

yuh

[south sleet]

No

[vocal spindle]

Turn on the game broadcast

[sterile dagger]

send locks tmw

[edgy shore]

@vocal spindle Charlie over under storman

[lunar patio]

why charlie still alive

[vocal spindle]

For yall saying it’s not raining turn on the game

[south sleet]

The Yankees game?

[azure nebula]

It’s not raining I’m actually at the Yankees game 🙏🏽

[south sleet]

Dry af there

[pearl spire]

Torresssss

[vocal spindle]

Wait did it stop

[azure nebula]

( I’m eating chipotle watching it on my laptop)

[empty moss]

Morton is def staying under

[vocal spindle]

They showed the dugout earlier and it was pouring and the announcers were talkin bout sum “hopefully this rain stays away”

[south sleet]

Stroman need to give up 6 runs next inning

[pearl spire]

It prolly stopped

[bleak mountain]

idk but it’s not raining though

[lunar patio]

cash it officially

[azure nebula]

It’s expected to rain soon here

[south sleet]

🙏

[vocal spindle]

It was raining already it prolly stopped but a storm is rolling in

[south sleet]

It needs to start pouring rn

[rare mulch]

No shit

[pearl spire]

Yea dudes better pray stroman doesn’t get through 6 in the next 40 mins

[rare mulch]

Shot*

[south sleet]

🤣

[vocal spindle]

50% chance of rain rn and storm rolling in

Imagine game gets delayed with Stroman at 5.2

[amber wren]

Was this smart with stroman

[pearl spire]

Vegas gonna make the call and he gonna go over

[deep glacier]

Light work

[vocal spindle]

Unless Morton and Stroman really start selling the bag, Stroman prolly going over

It’s all albies fault

[rare mulch]

Impossible when the braves cant have a full count

[rare mulch]

Exactly

Every count seems like 0-2 1-2

[vocal spindle]

No way that foul ball got caught

[empty moss]

he never had to swing

lol

[rare mulch]

Literally 3-0 count

[vocal spindle]

Albies thought that swinging on ball 4 is better than 2 on bases with Ozuna up to bat

🤦‍♂️

[rare mulch]

Jarred got walked right b4 him

Like what r u doing

[empty moss]

he wanted to be super hero

[open patio]

morton going all 6 or what

[coarse elbow]

You had the script gng🤣

[vocal spindle]

Stroman prolly would’ve continued falling apart right there too

[vocal spindle]

None of them even were close to their line 😂😂

[pearl spire]

Cause he throwing a lot of first pitch strikes lol

[gleaming hamlet]

[vocal spindle]

How is Stromans pitch count so low still

Feels like he’s been getting blasted

[lean dust]

If u guys c my vape somewhere lmk I can’t find it

[rare mulch]

Ik but even at balls they are swinging lol

[coarse elbow]

Oh yuh ik but damn

[pearl spire]

He given up 2 hits

[vocal spindle]

He’s given up 5

Oops I said Stroman

I meant Morton

[pearl spire]

😭

[abstract citrus]

Aye bro I got it. Ima puff a few times and I’ll give it back that ok?

[pearl spire]

Yea I’m ngl a rain delay the only thing saving stroman under POs

[lean dust]

Ya man no worry’s don’t b hogging it tho stressing out after my one off cards beat me up

[rare mulch]

Yeah chalk my slip

[abstract citrus]

It’s ok fam I’m down too I’ll hit just a couple times

[lean dust]

Blue jolly rancher shit slaps

[rare mulch]

We need somewhat of a long inning right here

Then Chuck gotta shi the bed too

Pls rain

[abstract citrus]

I got peach ice if you need it

[lean dust]

Oooooo that one is good to

[empty moss]

albies costed the game

😂

[south sleet]

Fuck u stroman

[abstract citrus]

You got the pulse ones right

[rare mulch]

Braves Braves Braves

[lean dust]

Yes the new 3D ones

[open patio]

morton needs to sell this inning

[rare mulch]

Chalk stroman under outs

[lean dust]

There kinda to much

😂

[empty moss]

Merrill homer

[lean dust]

Things like a damn light show

[empty moss]

wtf

[rare mulch]

Doesn’t even look like it’s raining fr

We need a walk

🙏🏼

[abstract citrus]

Frfr. First time I’ve had one of these. It’s coo.

A little extra but good

[vocal spindle]

Umps not helping bro

[south sleet]

Ump is a rookie

[vocal spindle]

Albies sold the slip and the game

That’s great

[pearl spire]

That was a crazy frame from wells

[lean dust]

Glassnow hitting 19 outs ?

I think yes

[pearl spire]

Glasnow seem forced ngl

[vocal spindle]

I hope Morton gets blasted here

[rare mulch]

Man stroman live Hits allowed at 3.5 rn he’s at 2 rn I wanna take it but braves are sucking shi rn

[bleak mountain]

holy gilbert

[finite dock]

Kim got the Homer

Sheesh

Ling ling getting extra egg roll tonight

[open patio]

bro morton plz start selling

[rare mulch]

😭

[bleak mountain]

soto walks is so free

[open patio]

yes 4 pitch walk

[rare mulch]

Trying to find out

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/city-wok-welcome-to-chitty-wok-chicken-gif-15698793

[pearl spire]

Soto another walk lmaoooo

[rare mulch]

I don’t get it

[bleak mountain]

poor soto

[rare mulch]

Bro is walking Soto jus to face judge

[empty moss]

Morton is cooked

[finite dock]

Glasnow finishes innings

[bleak mountain]

i feel like judge is easier to deal w than soto

[finite dock]

so if you’re betting on a 18.5 might as well do 20.5

[lean dust]

Wat im saying

I got it on a slip

[slim cipher]

Cash

[hardy mountain]

Is this single same thing as 1 hit

[rare mulch]

Oh yeah ik it’s jus it’s a lose lose situation

[hardy mountain]

1.1x

Ohtani

[slim cipher]

anyone got late night picks havent been home

[hardy mountain]

These odds sus

[open patio]

so morton does he make it 6

i’m praying he don’t

[finite dock]

need something to pair with my Ohtani.5 plate appearances

[slim cipher]

he might

[open patio]

he need to start throwing shi

[pearl spire]

Lane Thomas fantasy

[bleak mountain]

if morton gives up a run now no

[hardy mountain]

Glasnow over 6.5 so

[bleak mountain]

or 2 runs

[hardy mountain]

Or glasnow nrfi

[slim cipher]

yeah he usually goes around 100 pc so u need him to get shelled

[bleak mountain]

morton probably gonna get shelled at the top of 6

[open patio]

he gave up 4 er he needs to go

[finite dock]

was thinking about this

[bleak mountain]

just do a 2 man

plesac 😭

[lavish island]

Guess like stroman dint have a disaster game

[finite dock]

Plesac not seeing the 4th inning let alone the 6th 😭🙏

[keen tulip]

gotta be the saddest 3 dollars ive ever won

[slim cipher]

plesac over 1.5 walks

[hardy mountain]

i like that

dude is poop

[open patio]

morton plz sell in the 6th

[open patio]

why hasn’t he gotten any mound visits yet

[vocal spindle]

Stroman under is chalked 😭

[bleak mountain]

👀👀

[finite dock]

Bro Whattt

A discount?

[lavish island]

Everyone knew he was going over

[finite dock]

UD loves you guys

[finite dock]

I’ve been donating to UD lately

[vocal spindle]

Mad people put his under

[finite dock]

they give me discounts to try to make me deposit more

which works

[vocal spindle]

Braves suck apparently

[hardy mountain]

Fkkk they took away the glasnow over 6.5 pick

[rare mulch]

Risking it

[hardy mountain]

i was about to lock it

[lavish island]

They thought that braves was going to be crazy like yesterday

[vocal spindle]

Braves been crazy

[rare mulch]

Morton going back out?

I fg his pc

[finite dock]

is Morton seeing another inning?

might bet the under rq

[pearl spire]

He prolly will ngl

[dim gazelle]

Vasquez done?

[pearl spire]

Arcia don’t even wanna hit

Dude up there js swinging

[pearl spire]

After this inning yea

[rare mulch]

Literally a guaranteed out

He’s the worst hitter in the league

[pearl spire]

Yeah Braves is toast

[finite dock]

lock it in?

[vocal spindle]

Stroman ain’t even doing good these past few innings

This is ridiculous

[south sleet]

Smdh

[pearl spire]

Braves baseball lmaooooooo

[empty moss]

albies sold the game

[south sleet]

Braves swinging at anything

[lean dust]

Black has gone over 1/9 games this year, make it 2/10

[vocal spindle]

They just swinging at anything bro

Stroman would be at like 6 walks rn

[pearl spire]

Yup chalk it

Chalk that 19.5 under too

[rare mulch]

Sold $100

Braves wyd

Team can only hit lefty’s huh

lol

[empty moss]

albies sold the game

like a dumb ass

[lavish island]

Told you

[pearl spire]

Weekly offensive breakdown from the Braves

[south sleet]

Judge bum ass only good for 1 hit a game

[lavish island]

Braves are doing nothing today

[vocal spindle]

Braves are so pathetic

[empty moss]

Organization back to being banned

[vocal spindle]

Just swing at anything why don’t you

[empty moss]

them mfs just meltdown

😂

[lavish island]

They were just lucky and had a good game plan

Yesterday

[vocal spindle]

For 8 games?

[finite dock]

so what I’m hearing is ☢️🔐

[open patio]

can morton plz get pulled before this inning ends i put my last 5 on it

[lavish island]

Nah for yesterday game

[finite dock]

Do it

[vocal spindle]

They’re 7-1 in their last 8 games

[empty moss]

finna be 7-2

[vocal spindle]

Just Venmo me at that point

[lavish island]

Well if u think they can do that to Yankees 2 times then idk

[vocal spindle]

Yankees been getting dog walked bro

[lavish island]

That was only for 2 games

[pearl spire]

The Braves did just play the tigers and rays

[vocal spindle]

Yankees gave up 32 runs in last 3 games

[lavish island]

Yea I just saw

😭

[azure nebula]

Morton I stg ..

[open patio]

morton gonna finish the inning ffs

[rare mulch]

Bro is a Yankees Fan

I’m convinced

[lavish island]

They need new pitchers

[vocal spindle]

Yeah wasn’t exactly a dumb take to think the 7-1 team could be slightly above pathetic vs the team getting blasted like a white girl on the hub

[vocal spindle]

Who?

[lavish island]

There bullpen got bad idk how

[vocal spindle]

Both the Braves and the Yankees got a good pitching staff

[open patio]

come on take him out plz

[hardy mountain]

If sohei hits a double, does single hit

[azure nebula]

Morton’s a bum

[hardy mountain]

[finite dock]

no

[lavish island]

Well if they gave 32 run last 3 games that’s not good

[open patio]

morton plz get tf out

[hardy mountain]

i knew it was too good to be true

sigh

[vocal spindle]

They’re all exhausted, Gerrit Cole was planned, but then the Gil meltdown followed by Rodon only going 3.2, and then having a catcher relief pitch, yeah their arms are dead

[finite dock]

why would you ever bet Shohei singles 😭

[hardy mountain]

yea lol

[rare mulch]

6-61 is crazy .. grisham 😹😹😹😹

[empty moss]

I blame Albies for all of this

[hardy mountain]

that pepper sign

[finite dock]

he’s a hr chaser

[vocal spindle]

Was number 1 pitching staff statistically this season before this week

[finite dock]

and he’s fast

[hardy mountain]

was trying to find .5 hits

[finite dock]

double or HR the best imo

if not just TB

[open patio]

4 pitch walk take him out

[empty moss]

he gon walk him

[vocal spindle]

If I catch albies in these streets…

[empty moss]

don't swing

[vocal spindle]

I prolly won’t even recognize him bc he’s a nobody

[empty moss]

thank you

u see

[open patio]

no mound visit?

[empty moss]

that's a discplined batter

[open patio]

wtf

[tiny topaz]

10 more minutes!!!

[empty moss]

albies dumb ass would've swinged

[tiny topaz]

10 more minutessssssss!!!

[open patio]

man take morton out now

[pearl spire]

Morton gonna finish the inning

[vocal spindle]

Contreras just got a homer robbed

[abstract citrus]

Can someone explain to me how Luis Arraez is somehow top 5 in batting Avrg yet I’ve paid attention to so many padres games already and I always see this dude 0/3 or 1/4

[pearl spire]

Gang there’s no way u fr counting down

[tiny topaz]

No way lmfao

I have brewers ML

[rare mulch]

He has to

[lavish island]

I think I put these slip the wrong day

[open patio]

morton get out bruh

[rare mulch]

Sale only went 5 bc of pitch count

Chuck outs was free

Literally

[empty moss]

just realized all these batters damn near have 1 ab

yeah lemme go make a slip for rockies game

[rare mulch]

Nationals better kill Cal

[open patio]

take him out now

take morton out ima crash out

[vocal spindle]

Linsanity run

[open patio]

mound visit

[empty moss]

Morton 4ks

lol

[open patio]

yssssss

[abstract citrus]

Ahh ok so he just on a cold streak I was gonna say bro wtf am I watching

Bro was just hot in may

[edgy shore]

Betting so ass

[open patio]

morton under cash lfg

[azure nebula]

Now he gets out lol

[tiny topaz]

5 more MINUTESSSSS

[open patio]

i was sweating that one

[lavish island]

How yall feel Henderson streak ended today ?

[vocal spindle]

Imagine you had Morton under 16.5 PO

That was his line today