┆⚾・baseball

[rare mulch]

Nrfi is so banned 😹😹😹

[south sleet]

Trash ass pitcher

[empty moss]

Suzuki fp free

[pearl spire]

You gotta do NRFI with 2 good pitchers gang

Cardinals NRFI so red

3-2 first inning

[willow wigeon]

Nrfis are 1-2 today

[rare mulch]

I didn’t wanna do this nrfi idek why I did it. It was 1.2x dat clearly a red flag

[south sleet]

Baseball is banned.

Lol

[rare mulch]

What’s so hard abt getting through the 1st inning god damn

[hushed ginkgo]

CHC got a run too

[pearl spire]

Yeah it was -150 for over .5

[rare mulch]

Every nrfi I do chalks bc the pitcher walks the batter

[willow wigeon]

Uhh maybe because they have their best batters 1-2-3

[south sleet]

He need to pack his shit and go home

[rare mulch]

No bc they can’t throw strikes

Then they throw strikes when it’s alr 2 runners on base

Like lol

[empty moss]

wait

Happ got a hit?

[pearl spire]

Cash first play of the lotto

[willow wigeon]

Mikolas is just ass, and hicks couldn’t throw a strike on a toddler

[pearl spire]

No

[empty moss]

oh no rbi

[pearl spire]

Morellll

[empty moss]

cash suzuki fp

free everytime

[half birch]

Bruh

[empty moss]

megill is cooked

[willow wigeon]

Surprisingly the worst pitchers hit the nrfi

[twin socket]

Megill is trash

[empty moss]

time for the live bets

[lofty crown]

who is the meys pitcher?

mets

[rare mulch]

That get back for Shota is a MF

[willow wigeon]

Megil

[sterile dagger]

cubs 4-0😂

[lofty crown]

ye tell megil he better learn chinese

[willow wigeon]

He’s not even bad this season tbf

Just off normal stats

[twin socket]

Hell nah

[empty moss]

yup

live bets

[pearl spire]

Megill is so bad idk how ppl take his over

😂

Chalk that crow Armstrong under HRR I seen

[sterile dagger]

yeah nobody on the mets getting another hit 💀

[lofty crown]

bullpen already

lmao

[empty moss]

bullpen alr warming up

[finite dock]

ITS ALWAYS SCAMPICKS

[lean dust]

Batting 200 this year 😂and hasn’t hit that in 19 straight games ,shits wild

[empty moss]

solo homer?

[lunar patio]

who's eating wit me? Hit me Let's have fun💰🔐

[empty moss]

korey lee

😂

[pearl spire]

Don’t blame the app you took that trash dude

[empty moss]

nido fin get walked

nvm

damn the whole batting order in the 1st inning for the cubs went

😂

[finite dock]

Brother it’s a joke

Lighten up

[sand temple]

Is Megil u10.5 outs live bet dumb?

[coarse elbow]

Ok Mr. Godly abt to get touched he wants to hit a hr now

[finite dock]

The bullpen is warming up

[thorn lantern]

🤞🏾

[prisma wagon]

did someone say cubbies BANGG

[lean dust]

Why the hell Peter decide to do that today

[hard kraken]

Miles 6 PO

[empty moss]

now the mets desperate

just swinging

😂

like a bunch of dumb assess

[long oracle]

I take under on Tallion ks and he turns into a dawg, wow💀

[willow wigeon]

Not really

But yea he’s not going 6

[empty moss]

yeah mets are desperate holy shit

just swinging at everything 😂

Iglesias better not do no dumb shit

[coarse elbow]

Well miles screwed my nrfi

[tiny topaz]

Payout dropped sm

[finite dock]

The best discount is Jared jones right?

[empty moss]

Megill is cooked

[inner geyser]

If a player’s under hits but they come out of the game early (2nd inning) do they get rescued or would it be a win

[empty moss]

win

[heady hound]

zack wheeler fs ?

[crimson star]

took his over 0.5 k 1st inn

he gets 0 and then 2 this inning

[sly plank]

Wheeler better not sell

[crimson star]

fk megill

[empty moss]

😭

now he wanna deal

[crimson star]

if he goes 3/3 imma punch him

[empty moss]

nvm

3-0 count

back to shitting the bed

wait

ump

no

u can't do dat

back to back balls and u call them a strike

😂

[lean dust]

Eff Peter crow Armstrong

The fuck kind of name is that

[green karma]

Fck Megil man he banned man

[lean dust]

Damn bum

[empty moss]

megil just threw 7 balls in a row

and ump gave him a strike for 2 of em

😂

[green karma]

Literally bro is trash

[sly plank]

Almost put Pete under in my slip😮‍💨

[empty moss]

and he still walked him

😂

[lean dust]

Peter ain’t got 2 HRR in 20 starts

[green karma]

Idk I thought he’d give cubs some pressure but no

[lean dust]

That’s how bad megill is

[green karma]

Lmaooo man he just cost my 2man smh

[lean dust]

Peter did to ?

[green karma]

Nah u had Megill under 3.5 ERA

[hallow harness]

Wheeler getting 18.5 outs? Aka pitching 7 innings

[twin socket]

Dis ump is blind

[empty moss]

canha

wtf

[bleak mountain]

one more ab for canha he will cash

[empty moss]

thorpe

just got saved

😂

wow

canha I can't believe u out of all people would let a rookie do dat to u

now this is where I sweat

[lean dust]

Damn

[finite dock]

Is Megill 4.5 Ks still alive???

He had 0 in the first inning and he had 3 in the second

[vocal spindle]

Just woke up, what happened to grimace?

[bleak mountain]

mets what happenedddd

[heady hound]

pivetta po ?

[vocal spindle]

Isn’t gray pitching today?

[heady hound]

yes

[vocal spindle]

Scherzer ain’t back yet lol

[half birch]

Ya it’s tomorrow

[empty moss]

yeah chalk mets batters

I've never seen a batting rotation so desperate

😂

[finite dock]

Even Martinez O 1.5 bases?

[empty moss]

they swinging at everything

air

the floor

no patience

[bleak mountain]

should i start sweating

[empty moss]

mfs is desperate if they don't have the lead

well, onto the next boosted slip for the day

[finite dock]

Yes? It’s the 7th inning

[lunar patio]

yes 😭😭😭

[bleak mountain]

wow

[empty moss]

another one?

[bleak mountain]

nah

if only he did that last game

[vocal spindle]

Literally

[empty moss]

morel homer

now cubs wanna do something

[pearl spire]

MORELLLLL

OMGGGGGGGGGGG

[empty moss]

it be opposite day with these batters

[valid mortar]

Well rested

lol

[pearl spire]

Tallion masterclass was super obv

[lean dust]

Lmao was it

[empty moss]

steve funny 😂

[lean dust]

This guy

[bleak mountain]

morel? 😭

[vocal spindle]

Grimace

Smh

I thought the Mets were cooked and then they destroy shota and chalk my slip and everyone says their back and then they show they are NOT back

They just do the opposite of my slips bro

[empty moss]

yeah lemme go make my betr slip and sleep

crow masterclass?

😂

now he ahead of himself and swiging at everything

[twin socket]

Megill looks like an ace now

Got 6 strikeouts

[vocal spindle]

Someone the other day tried to tell me megill was good when I told them the Mets have no good pitchers

Yeah if that was you don’t speak again please

[empty moss]

😂

[cosmic seal]

hicks with a nasty 0 K's

[lean dust]

How the hell that guy ruin my discount

[empty moss]

man idek

[cosmic seal]

cash that for opposite SO for day pitchers

[empty moss]

If I saw his ass I would've taken the under too

😂

batting .200 like cmon

like no way

100 abs and only 20 hits

[hard kraken]

NIMMO SINGLE 1 TOTAL BASE

[lean dust]

Bro that’s what the f I’m saying

Skedadlle my luck this week been effing terrible

Stone 66 going into 6th doesn’t finish

[empty moss]

mannnn

[lean dust]

Rea 60 going into 6th doesn’t finish

[empty moss]

Verdugo not striking out kilt my week

[lean dust]

Grayson just needs to finish 6th innnimf doesn’t finish

[empty moss]

😂

[lean dust]

This week been terrible

[finite dock]

Ayy nice call

[lean dust]

Get his ass

[empty moss]

😭

[lean dust]

Sic em

Woof woof

[bleak mountain]

why does cahna have to be 4th in the rotation brooo

[finite dock]

Woof woof

[sterile dagger]

@finite dock 🫡🫡

[empty moss]

he'll come in the 8th, somebody gon get a hit

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/woof-woof-lily-blippi-blippi-wonders-educational-cartoons-for-kids-happy-puppy-gif-7559161462512891472

[green karma]

Now Megill wanna turn up what a damn bum sht crazy man

[finite dock]

MARTINEZ CASHED???

[sterile dagger]

YESSIRSKIII

U FUCKING SHARP 😂

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/lwts-lets-go-gif-25090667

[empty moss]

finna make one of those nbs

watch it all be .7x

😂

[bleak mountain]

abrams at coors = homer

[empty moss]

he's def getting walked

fp

free

a stolen base

allat

[bleak mountain]

greene will save the tigers

[empty moss]

damn this game moving fast

😭

[vocal spindle]

Bro really had Nimmo on 3rd and they couldn’t bat him in, wow

[empty moss]

aight canha

ur time to shine

[vocal spindle]

Megill is so poverty

[empty moss]

a double /triple or a homer to save the day

[bleak mountain]

canha save us

[amber wren]

Guyssss can mikolas still play 6 innings lol he’s at 70 at the start of 5

[vocal spindle]

Megill pulled

[lean dust]

One down 6 to go

[bleak mountain]

maybe

if he has a quick inning yes

[vocal spindle]

15 pitch innings aren’t very difficult

[empty moss]

they gotta shit on him

[vocal spindle]

Doesn’t even need one, just needs some 1-2-3 innings

With regular at bats

[amber wren]

Like a 12 and 18 pitch inning would be fine

Even a 13 and 18 ish

[vocal spindle]

Vierling started the rally, canha gonna cash

[bleak mountain]

managers be on some bs

[amber wren]

He just had a 10 pitch inning tho

[bleak mountain]

canha rbi chance

[vocal spindle]

Just has to get to the last plate appearance in reasonable pitches and then finish it

[empty moss]

why can't mets batters be disciplined like tigers

mets always swinging at shi

[amber wren]

Ah frick

[empty moss]

shiit

@bleak mountain

we sweat

😭

2 hits inna row

please keep it going

[bleak mountain]

im sweating

[pearl spire]

Greene bringing them both in

[vocal spindle]

Do yall have canha HRR or total bases?

[empty moss]

he has hrr

i have his pepper

[vocal spindle]

Bc HRR is cash but total bases would be a sweat

[empty moss]

im sweating his pepper

[vocal spindle]

What’s the pepper

[empty moss]

1.5

bases

[bleak mountain]

bro someones on third

easy rbi

[empty moss]

I need a double/triple or homer

[bleak mountain]

canha time

please

[empty moss]

oh

canha

[pearl spire]

Damn u need a hit

[empty moss]

rbi single

[empty moss]

incoming

😂

@bleak mountain u might hit

[bleak mountain]

rbi single

[empty moss]

I certainly might not

[bleak mountain]

incoming pop fly

[pearl spire]

Hicks😂😂

Canha a statue

[empty moss]

canha

do something

😂

[bleak mountain]

lmao that shit chalk

[vocal spindle]

Canha goin yard

There it is

I told yall

[pearl spire]

CANHA

[bleak mountain]

LFGGGG

CLUTCH

[vocal spindle]

Not yard but runs

[pearl spire]

RBI groundout 🔥

[bleak mountain]

oh nvm

[vocal spindle]

No based

[empty moss]

damn

[vocal spindle]

Skedaddle so cooked

[empty moss]

cooked?

[vocal spindle]

Whoever had HRR is prolly cooked too

[empty moss]

that slip is done

onto the next

[vocal spindle]

It is?

[empty moss]

😂

[pearl spire]

Both r cooked

[vocal spindle]

Oh well you mean now lol

[bleak mountain]

i thought his ass got a hit 😂

[pearl spire]

😭

[vocal spindle]

He’s not on base

[bleak mountain]

.5 chalk

[empty moss]

welp time next pepper slip

[bleak mountain]

🙃

[empty moss]

nah u cooked too brodie

😭

[pearl spire]

Tallion better than Shota

[bleak mountain]

taking donations

[vocal spindle]

ALVAREZ HOMER

I’m watching it instead of the stat cast for once

[sand temple]

Is miles getting taken off any time soon?

[vocal spindle]

They almost hit another homer

[empty moss]

Wheeler might be getting shelled today

I'm betting against him

[pearl spire]

Walker got good stats against wheeler bet

Gonna play marte now

[empty moss]

and he smacked a homer

[lean dust]

Let’s go miles

[vocal spindle]

All of Arizona got good stats against wheeler

[lean dust]

😎

[sharp lynx]

miles at 80 pc

you think he finishes the 6th??

[vocal spindle]

Miles likely going 6

@finite dock Mets gonna go crazy next inning, 6th inning pitcher curse

Nvm houser just came in, cubs getting 7 more runs

[hardy mountain]

New account luck 🍀

[pearl spire]

WNBA discounts was so free omg

[hardy mountain]

Wnba promos are the best

[royal wedge]

Lemme get 10

[craggy pendant]

Nimmo, Gorman, Pete, Bellinger, Ramos, Horner all chalk

[tall scaffold]

U think Nick going deep Tdy @lean dust

[craggy pendant]

Amazing

[royal wedge]

Good to know

[pearl spire]

How tf u get a 1.75x 3 man

[hardy mountain]

I go for the easy picks

[lean dust]

I like his outs n strikeouts

[pearl spire]

Smart man

[hardy mountain]

Educated guesses

Don’t let that 5x payout fool you

[sterile dagger]

bro just casually snitched on himself

🤣

[hardy mountain]

Orange name it shouldn’t be obvious

[tall scaffold]

Who’s ur top 3 Tdy

[lean dust]

Wheeler Gilbert Glasnow

[hardy mountain]

Past week baseball MLs and Spreads have been hurting

[tall scaffold]

I might go Jose Ramirez

[hardy mountain]

Individual players are the way

[tall scaffold]

Every1 on Arizona has good stats against bro

[vocal spindle]

Bro forgot about them going 0/4 last time

[lean dust]

Stay away then

[hardy mountain]

Over 0.5 points?

[lean dust]

I also liked miles PO need him to finish

[vocal spindle]

Yeah that scares me about wheeler but idc tbh lol

[vocal spindle]

The choose your discount

Last time wasn’t no 0.5

[hardy mountain]

I gotta 0.5

[tall scaffold]

Why u take Jared’s discount then

[hardy mountain]

Clark over 0.5

[lean dust]

Let’s go miles

[strong ruin]

both these guys had 30 pitch first innings but clutched hard

[hardy mountain]

Todays lotto

One wager a day keeps the 9-5 away

[tall scaffold]

Lmao

[pearl spire]

Wheeler better play no games the first inning

He can do whatever he wants after that

[hardy mountain]

With a last name like Wheeler

Hes going to show out

[pearl spire]

I would hope

[vocal spindle]

Fire the ump

[hardy mountain]

Umps shouldn’t be a thing anymore its 2024

For the tradition

[lean dust]

Miles started off so rough

It’s wild he had a 30 pitch inning first inning

And finished 6 were he is at

But stone can’t finish 6th inning at 66 Pc or rea finish 6 starting at 60

😂

Pure luck man

[shy socket]

I rode ur 8 leg so I was shitting my pants during his 30 pitch first

[pearl spire]

Robo umps OTW don’t worry

[lean dust]

So far so good brother

[shy socket]

Yessir 🙏🫡

Miles scared the shit out me

[vocal spindle]

Obada this ump is selling so hard

Neither of these are Ks

[lean dust]

Me to man he tightened up tho been pitching good lately

[hardy mountain]

Umps betting on mlb games should tell you everything

Bet they have a lil ump groupchat

[shy socket]

Yessir

[rare mulch]

Literally was so free

[pearl spire]

U took Mets Ml ?

[rare mulch]

Make dat 6/6 100% over this line in his career vs NY

[hardy mountain]

Give me 1 point Caitlin Clark

[half birch]

Rip I thought we were getting a new promo

[hardy mountain]

Todays mlb promos are trash

[charred leaf]

Yup

[hardy mountain]

$30 not fun but free is free

[tiny topaz]

same to u

valdez under Ks is free btw

[hardy mountain]

They literally have the same pick without the “promo”

[pearl spire]

Burleson is so good

[hardy mountain]

Use the promo limits to $30

[charred leaf]

Yea they do lol

[tiny topaz]

if my 3 dollars to 64 hits ima green out

[hardy mountain]

At rock bottom, there is only up

Go make that 10 leg parlay

[pearl spire]

Wheeler might not get a K in the 1st inning

Arizona super aggressive rn

[subtle prism]

uh oh

[empty moss]

and it's windy af

ball def gon carry

[tall scaffold]

Jared

Wth bro

[subtle prism]

nice

[tall scaffold]

Wtf are these pirates uniforms

Shits are ugly asl

[half birch]

Only 10 pitches as well

[pearl spire]

Here go this dude jones

Live bet Bobby over TB trust me

[tall scaffold]

Aight Jared

U boutta be Banned white boi

[hardy mountain]

Mr Wheels 🛞

[pearl spire]

This dude jones is so ass

[twin socket]

Jones cannot be dead ass

[pearl spire]

Omfg

He always do this bs in the first 2 innings

[hardy mountain]

Jones need to get in his groove

[tiny topaz]

royce lined out first AB

i was gonn a bet correa/ margot hrr stg if they both cash

[hardy mountain]

UD cant be giving out a promo like this and not hit

Books always know something

[rare mulch]

Bro Jared is finna chalk nrfi

Lmao

[pearl spire]

Dis dude so lame

[rare mulch]

😹😹😹

[hardy mountain]

[pearl spire]

Yeah chalk NRFI

[rare mulch]

Bro

[abstract citrus]

No no for jones thank god I didn’t take that

[sly plank]

1st leg chalk is straight pain🥲

[rare mulch]

Jared u suck bro

Chalk 3 slips

[pearl spire]

That would’ve been a DP too fkn loser

[hardy mountain]

Can’t believe UD gave a over 4.5 so promo on Jones

[pearl spire]

And Gunnar just got thrown out trying to steal

Omfg

Yea no more slips for me

[hardy mountain]

I know that feeling

[tall scaffold]

Holy shit Jared

[twin socket]

Wtf

[pearl spire]

Jones promo fried

[hardy mountain]

Meticulously studying and crafting your pick slips just to lose on the first leg

[tall scaffold]

He just hit this mf In the dome bro

[rare mulch]

Jus lost $30 from nrfi alone lmao

[pearl spire]

Dude just beamed him

[hardy mountain]

😂

[tall scaffold]

Hard asf

[twin socket]

He just killed bro

[tall scaffold]

Holy shot

[pearl spire]

😂😂

[tall scaffold]

He hit this mf at 100 mph

[copper epoch]

Knew it

[tall scaffold]

2 hit by pitches

[pearl spire]

And ofc I have Schwarber walks and he gets hit

[tall scaffold]

Bro threw 100 at him bro

Holy bro

[hardy mountain]

Jones better turn up 😂

[pearl spire]

Yeah this js not my day

[tall scaffold]

The one time he decides to Throw 100 he hits the mf in the dome

[hardy mountain]

Jared on some shit today

[subtle prism]

lmaooo the strikeout in the cubs game right now

the ball was in the other box

[tiny topaz]

idk why yall were on jared

that mf been banned for me

[subtle prism]

fr

[empty moss]

Diamondbacks defense is ass

they finna lose like 20-0

[vocal spindle]

Gunnar got caught stealing

[hardy mountain]

Only first inning

[tiny topaz]

no shot

[vocal spindle]

Kwan double

[flint girder]

I didn't pick him, but not everyone is you bro. People gonna pick who they think will hit. Even if it doesn't make sense.

[tiny topaz]

gunnar and adley walked

wow

[hardy mountain]

Thats what makes casinos so profitable

[tiny topaz]

gunnar and adley walked combined w royce line out

not lookin too hot rn

pivetta almost had a sub 15 perf 1st inning

nvm

hes cooked

[amber wren]

Big shara bullet

[pearl spire]

All I needed was NRFI

[tiny topaz]

I WAS ABT TO BET SPENCER STEER HRR

[pearl spire]

Fkn idiot

[vocal spindle]

@pearl spire steer 2 run homer

[tiny topaz]

damn i forgot to bet on his ss

[pearl spire]

My king

[tiny topaz]

rip pivetta

[pearl spire]

Steer what would I do without you

[tiny topaz]

i lamost bet his hrr

like i was so close

[amber wren]

Dawg all these dagestanis are free money 😂

[tiny topaz]

and mf slams a homer

[tiny topaz]

ik man its nuts

[vocal spindle]

Cruz solo homer

[heady hound]

pivetta home run

[vocal spindle]

Ober homered on

[tiny topaz]

im sick

im sick

ggs

[heady hound]

pitchers been bad lately

[pearl spire]

Good lord Cruz

445

[tiny topaz]

omg i just got triple killed

abt to bet steer didnt, abt to bet cruz didnt, pivetta and ober get killed

[pearl spire]

Pivetta 2 Ks

Pivetta Ks was free

[vocal spindle]

Naylor double play holy sell

[tiny topaz]

bryce cash 1.5 hrr

alt line

i may be cooked

[sly plank]

Is Bailey cooked

[pearl spire]

Steer 10+ game hit streak starts now don’t say I didn’t tell you

[pearl spire]

Very

[vocal spindle]

Gilbert is dealing

[willow wigeon]

Tommy Henry is a terrorist

[empty moss]

wheeler 2ks

[twin socket]

Yes

[tiny topaz]

7 pitch 1st inning

[amber wren]

is bailey fantasy cooked too

[tiny topaz]

astros nrfi hit

[twin socket]

Not yet

[crimson star]

wheeler 3 k's

[empty moss]

i knew this dumb ass was gonna swing

😂

[tiny topaz]

royce getting 4 AB minimum

wheeler 4.5 Ks is so free wtf

[exotic knoll]

why did my dumbass take jones 4.5k

[tiny topaz]

sears 3 hit by pitches?

jesus

imagine betting that

[pearl spire]

I thought you had to get pulled after 3 HBP

Yes

[tiny topaz]

margot homer

[vocal spindle]

Margot 3 run homer

[tiny topaz]

wow

[cosmic seal]

need lewis

[tiny topaz]

brooo i needed royce to do that

[cosmic seal]

to do what margot did LOL

[tiny topaz]

margot was freee

[cosmic seal]

hahaha

[tiny topaz]

damnit

[cosmic seal]

we all thought the same shi

[tiny topaz]

margot 1.5 hrr was a free square

[tiny topaz]

correa needs to get a double

that would feed fams

[pearl spire]

Live betting steer 5.5 bases cause why not

[vocal spindle]

Wow

Wrong day

[tiny topaz]

no way

hahaha

[cosmic seal]

why tf is lindor so trash

[tiny topaz]

ROYCE PLZ

[cosmic seal]

lewis finna get cooked all game

[twin socket]

Nice jones

[cosmic seal]

foul

fawk

[signal verge]

Nimmo is ass

[cosmic seal]

lewis was so close man

couldve been the easiest double

[vocal spindle]

Bo naylor 2 run homer

[pearl spire]

Cmon Royce

[vocal spindle]

Royce got a hit

[cosmic seal]

1 base

need one more base

[pearl spire]

How tf did he hit that

[tiny topaz]

hes him

thats how

i need royce 3 bases and 1 more hrr

[pearl spire]

I didn’t know Royce swings at everything omfg

[tiny topaz]

need a royce runs

[pearl spire]

His ass is not getting walked

[cosmic seal]

the more ab lewis gets the happier i will be

[finite dock]

I picked the wrong naylor 😭

[heady hound]

pivetta so garbage

[pearl spire]

2 run double

Cash Royce HRR

[heady hound]

trash ahh

[tiny topaz]

YESSSSSSS

[twin socket]

4K

[tiny topaz]

ROYCE MY GOATTTTT

[twin socket]

For Pivetta

[pearl spire]

Pivetta 4 Ks so free

[tiny topaz]

gunnar got walked

so he gets his next AB next inning

[vocal spindle]

Miranda 2 run homer

[tiny topaz]

Rip the A's

[vocal spindle]

Same bro

[pearl spire]

2 run double gang

[tiny topaz]

need royce 3 bases yall think he gets a double or smth

[rare mulch]

Holy free

[tiny topaz]

he def will

[rare mulch]

Need Braves to rape stroman

[lavish island]

Watch stroman legacy game today

[rare mulch]

Nationals better not let Cal cook in coors

[crystal herald]

How does it work bc Gunnar Henderson isn’t playing does it just take out that leg

[amber wren]

How is he still pitching 😭😭😭

[vocal spindle]

Homer in my book

[pearl spire]

They won’t

[vocal spindle]

He is playing

[ivory hill]

https://tenor.com/view/kobe-bryant-kobe-mad-technical-foul-lakers-gif-1017055766676198366

[crystal herald]

Why he get skipped

[vocal spindle]

Jeffers hit

[vocal spindle]

He didn’t he got walked

[pearl spire]

Chill gang u gon jinx dem😭

[lavish island]

Braves are not doing nothing to the Yankees today

Yankees are getting there get back today

[lavish island]

2 games in a row over 8 runs yea they gon be on fire

[cosmic seal]

lindor gonna catch these hands ong

[rare mulch]

Man why did I take Royce out my slip

[rare mulch]

lol

[tiny topaz]

burnes and ronel not lookin so hot

[cosmic seal]

bye bye sears

[tiny topaz]

sears under po was free

fading pitchers seems like free cash

[rare mulch]

Fr

[vocal spindle]

Sears pulled

[cosmic seal]

fading lindor is the move

he on my hit list ong

[tiny topaz]

cmon gunnar and adley

we need gunnar triple and adleyn homer

id green

[finite dock]

Get the damn K Wheeler

[rare mulch]

I’m so hurt

[half birch]

Rip

[rare mulch]

I took Josh naylor for a home run

[half birch]

No k for wheeler

[vocal spindle]

I took tb and fantasy

[willow wigeon]

Wheeler will hit

[rare mulch]

Free 2x

[half birch]

Ya he’s fine

[empty moss]

kwan over bases was a pepper?

wtf

how did I not see dat

[vocal spindle]

Kiner-Falefa homer, that had to be like +9000

[empty moss]

😂

[tiny topaz]

no shot

[vocal spindle]

It’s been a pepper the past 17 games

[tiny topaz]

his hrr was -170

i almsot took it

[empty moss]

falefa was free today ngl

every other book had his line at 2.5 hrrbi

[rare mulch]

Wonder wat the odds were for arraez to hit a Homer yesterday

[vocal spindle]

Gunnar up to bat

[willow wigeon]

Kwan batting .391🦦

[tiny topaz]

i shouldve taken it at 1.5 man fml

[vocal spindle]

They boutta walk Gunnar again

[sly plank]

I’m so pissed rn😭

[vocal spindle]

He hit .400 and lost it in the same game

Gunnar out

[vivid lotus]

Ober got close tho

Bro couldn’t close it out

[tiny topaz]

fuckl

gunnar lined out to left'

[vocal spindle]

Farmer in play runs

No way Gunnar sells today right?

[tiny topaz]

@finite dock we got a sweat on our hands

need adley

[willow wigeon]

How are you in the league throwing a 87 fastball bro

So unserious

[faint chasm]

Jones plz

[willow wigeon]

Ez

[lunar patio]

boy

[tiny topaz]

3-2 adley

[lunar patio]

calm down

[faint chasm]

Sir yes sir

[vocal spindle]

Gunnar’s hit was .517 xba

[slim cipher]

HARPER

[tiny topaz]

what does that mean

[vocal spindle]

Adley walked again

[tiny topaz]

ugh

im cooked

[vocal spindle]

The expected batting average on the hit

[hoary bramble]

@crimson star WHAT WE DOING???

[vocal spindle]

Basically if he made that same exact hit 1000 times it’s supposed to be a hit .517 times

Basically fielder variation

[tiny topaz]

ah

thats sorta annoying

is what it is

[vocal spindle]

A .900+ xba out for example is an insane fielder play

[tiny topaz]

gotcha

[pearl spire]

I told y’all about ober

[vocal spindle]

Why is pivetta making such long at bats bro

[tiny topaz]

idk man pitchers just bad today

[pearl spire]

Idk how the fielder moved like 3 steps

[twin socket]

DF is ober doing

[vocal spindle]

Harper and bohm back to back homers

[vocal spindle]

Prolly adjusted with Gunnar up to bat

[pearl spire]

BOHMMMMM BANGGGGGG

[tiny topaz]

adley on third

[pearl spire]

😭

[heady hound]

pivetta trynna throw that trash ahh curve

[pearl spire]

Ober was good bait

[twin socket]

Ima be pissed

😭😭

[pearl spire]

Adley HRR is getting sold so bad

[tiny topaz]

fr lmfao

[pearl spire]

Blanco under HA hitting

[sand finch]

Zack wheeler hitting?

[tiny topaz]

I FUCKIN TOLD YALL

it was 5.5 AND HES NEVER GONE OVER

[pearl spire]

Reynolds HRR free cheese

[tiny topaz]

adley sucks

[pearl spire]

ELLYYYYYY

OMGGGGG

GOAT

[vocal spindle]

J ram 2 run homer

Screw elly

[tiny topaz]

i need adley hrr so bad

mf

[hardy mountain]

Lmao

[heady hound]

im done

pivetta another home

[hardy mountain]

Who lmaoed at my picks earlier

[heady hound]

jit trash ag

[hardy mountain]

This might just hit

[twin socket]

Outs might be cooked

[vocal spindle]

Red Sox are washed

[heady hound]

pivetta so ass

sorry ass curveball

[pearl spire]

Dude scared of steer FWWE

[heady hound]

jit garbage

[tiny topaz]

Adley selling so damn bad

[pearl spire]

Steer dat weak ass shit

[sly plank]

Is ohtani over 13.5 ftp safe?

[vocal spindle]

No

[hardy mountain]

Not really

Nothings safe

Except wnba promos

[tiny topaz]

two adley walks makes me sad

[pearl spire]

Not at all

[vocal spindle]

So bo naylor wanna go crazy and Josh naylor just wants to suck

Got it

[pearl spire]

U might as well play ohtani for a HR if you like that over

[sand finch]

How is wheeler looking?

[pearl spire]

That was just the hint Naylor not doin shi tdy

[vocal spindle]

Josh smith homer

[tiny topaz]

need ronel to get pulled so gunnar and adley can cook

[pearl spire]

They running a train on eflin

[vocal spindle]

He barely gettin to pitch

Ronel definitely cheating again

[wanton heron]

Absolutely pain rn. Who would’ve thought they would’ve all hit a HOME RUN🤦🏽‍♂️

[finite dock]

Gilbert is on pace to throw a 50 pitch complete game

[wanton heron]

Wats funny huh?

Ain’t a damn thing funny 😐

[open patio]

wheeler let’s get ks

[vocal spindle]

after the 4th when berrios gets pulled he gonna cook

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/rizz-hoop-peter-griffin-green-fn-gif-16271132247808270949

[tiny topaz]

royce gimme a double

[vocal spindle]

Bro put $1 on a free square

[pearl spire]

Lewis plz

[rare mulch]

Yo bro

Logan Gilbert PPI is crazy

Bro could easily go 7.2+ every start

[pearl spire]

PLEASE ROYCE

[vocal spindle]

How bad you gotta be to strikeout on this

[pearl spire]

Bru omfg

[vocal spindle]

Royce hit

Double

[pearl spire]

Dis dude Royce

[lavish island]

I hate underdog for not letting me cancel this

[cosmic seal]

royce cash asf

[tiny topaz]

ITS A DOUBLE

ROYCE IS MY DADDY

[lavish island]

He’s not getting a homer

[half birch]

1 more k wheeler

[cosmic seal]

aint that something

[lavish island]

Another run

[cosmic seal]

im going to lindors house as we speak

[rare mulch]

Tough

[vocal spindle]

Cash Royce fantasy

[tiny topaz]

yordan homer

lol

[half birch]

Wheeler discount cashed

[tiny topaz]

i was abt to bet on yordan too lol

[vocal spindle]

Yordan Homer

[dry ermine]

EASY CASH

[crystal kindle]

Wheeler hit

[long oracle]

Yordan bomb🔥

[wanton heron]

Wish I never canceled this😔

[tiny topaz]

need burnes 1 more so

[vocal spindle]

Mariners cooking

Everyone wanna go crazy today batting except for the dudes I bet on

So crazy

[vocal spindle]

They stinking it up

[cosmic seal]

easiest shi ive ever cashed

[tiny topaz]

niceeee

royce is him

[cosmic seal]

deadass doing homework no sweat with this slip

[lavish island]

Chalk

[tiny topaz]

does burnes get another K

[open patio]

cash

[signal verge]

Why is this chalked?

[lavish island]

Bc gunnar not hitting a homer

[vocal spindle]

Pivetta averaging like 10 pitches a plate appearance smh

[simple wagon]

Is Zach eflin out?

[hardy mountain]

YES

Jared 5 strikeouts

[tiny topaz]

i may stop betting pitchers lmfao

[signal verge]

U don’t need a homer?

[hardy mountain]

Pitchers all i bet on 😂

[simple wagon]

^

[lavish island]

I need a homer the only way I want it to cash

[lunar patio]

i can’t even be happy for you

[twin socket]

Fucking jones bro

[weary hare]

His normal pitch count should have him going another 20-30. Depends how next inning goes

[oak orchid]

Yea I just peeped that 🫤

[river oar]

bang bang

[vocal spindle]

Pivetta 12 pitch plate appearance

Dudes throwing an innings worth of pitches at every batter

And still not even getting more than a ground out

Ober boutta give up this 2 run homer too

[vocal spindle]

Close enough

[wanton heron]

How do we feel

[twin socket]

Like dat jinxed

[tiny topaz]

vasquez getting cooked

[twin socket]

One more strikeout Pivetta

[pine jungle]

Morton might go over

[vocal spindle]

He’s gonna strike him out on the 19th pitch

[twin socket]

😭

[vocal spindle]

Chalk pivetta PO

[brittle glacier]

Mlb too easy

Just hit again

[sly plank]

Should I take any of em out?

[twin socket]

No way he doesn’t get one more strikeout

[brittle glacier]

Ty played 9 games. Risky imo

[half birch]

I wouldn’t take Morton at .65x

[lofty jungle]

I need carlos correa for a homer🙏🏿

[brittle glacier]

Gl

[vocal spindle]

Freddie

[lean dust]

🤞

Montas just gave up a homer

Just need eflin striker

[brittle glacier]

This underdog not dabble

[lean dust]

Strikes out

[brittle glacier]

Or sleeper

[lean dust]

And pavetta to finish

[vocal spindle]

Chalk Gunnar bro

I’m done

[tiny topaz]

Ggs boys

Gunnar man why

Yea for sure

Same thing applies w royce and ohtani

Is judge free cheese or has he cooled off?

[vocal spindle]

Wheeler runs

[vocal spindle]

No touchy

[tiny topaz]

Why?

Why no touchy

[sly plank]

88% so far

[vocal spindle]

Chalk Adley

[pearl spire]

Kwannnnn

[vocal spindle]

Kwan homer

[crimson star]

dude man

[pearl spire]

Wheeler GGs

FS might be done 4

[lavish island]

I hate Gunnar, judge let’s see who else

[pearl spire]

Wait nvm 2 outs

[crimson star]

wow

gunnar and mountcastle gonna go no hits?

[vocal spindle]

Canzone homer

[rare mulch]

Gilbert finna go 9

Bro finna chalk the under on Ks

[vocal spindle]

Wheeler clutched

[sly plank]

Ima put 10$ on this

[lavish island]

Only way gunner can’t sell is by hitting a homer

[lean dust]

Pivetta gonna sell me

[wanton heron]

??

[heady hound]

pivetta so ass

[vocal spindle]

Ober pitching a sneaky complete game

[tiny topaz]

fr

low pc

no way rly?

[vocal spindle]

McCormick homer

[heady hound]

pivetta fs gon sell brodie @lean dust

[tiny topaz]

i have gunnar on my slip w him

[lean dust]

Sucks

[vocal spindle]

Pivetta ain’t even going 5

[heady hound]

he sorry af

hate i even bet on his ahh

[vocal spindle]

These later games gonna preserve my mental health

[lean dust]

It’s officially done

Sucks

[vocal spindle]

Castellanos 2 run homer

[fathom oracle]

Pivetta u better not sell

I need more PO

U BUM

[twin socket]

For fuck sakes

[fathom oracle]

LOCK IN

I HATE YOU

[lean dust]

Pivetta is done after this inning

He ain’t hitting PO

[vocal spindle]

Pivetta already pulled

[lean dust]

Might b done now

[vocal spindle]

Yall behind

[lean dust]

Ya lol

[twin socket]

Literally chalk two of my shits

[vocal spindle]

Bernardino is in

[hardy mountain]

[vocal spindle]

Only 2 is lucky

[twin socket]

How u get 5 strikeouts in three innings but none after

[sterile dagger]

y’all don’t learn with that man🤣

[heady hound]

might be done for td

[fathom oracle]

Pivetta is on the list

[hardy mountain]

Arm fatigue isnt a thing anymore?

[heady hound]

shii tragic

[tiny topaz]

bobby nuckles

[vocal spindle]

All the good batters fell off

[tiny topaz]

royce

[twin socket]

He literally had almost everyone 2 strikes

[rose gale]

Is Corbin burnes getting taken out after this inning?

cause I kinda need him to lol

[hardy mountain]

They get tired and inaccurate

[tiny topaz]

1st chalk of the day

I’m done w pitchers

[lean dust]

Gonna be one off

Shit sucks

[tiny topaz]

Pivetta sold us

[lean dust]

Had such a shitty week

[hardy mountain]

Unless your name is Paul skenes

[lean dust]

I needed this

[rose gale]

-5 fantasy points is crazy

[lean dust]

One off fuck

[tiny topaz]

Damn man

[sterile dagger]

who sells

[lean dust]

Was easy

[twin socket]

Definitely on the banned list

[vocal spindle]

Blanco cheating again

[lean dust]

Pivetta got pulled

[wanton heron]

Thx

[half birch]

Bro is ballin now

[hardy mountain]

Not even a mc chicken

[tiny topaz]

done w pitchers

[rose gale]

Aye go get yourself some nice pack of gum

[sterile dagger]

how tf do u win a dollar💀

[vocal spindle]

Frankie is over anyways

[sterile dagger]

1$ 3 leg insured 2/3?🤣

[lean dust]

So was Kenta tell last inning

He always sells

[vocal spindle]

I think Frankie is done tho

Nvm

[lunar patio]

you being racist

[vocal spindle]

His pc mad low

[vocal spindle]

I’m black

[hardy mountain]

Lmao indeed

[lunar patio]

☠️☠️☠️

[sterile dagger]

Montas gonna pitch all 9 and go over

🤣

[hardy mountain]

Chill dont scare my like that

Dude is done

[sterile dagger]

cash it