┆⚾・baseball

[bright kestrel]

yea i hate dealing with crypto

[bleak abyss]

They'll ban your account for no reason too. I was banned from Bovada for 2 years

[lean dust]

And it’s so damn confusing there lay out and everything lol

[junior aspen]

I took a look and said nope

Guess saved myself some time

[bleak abyss]

Hit them for 15k on tennis in a week during the Australian open. Withdraw a lot of cash out and when I went to top up my ability to depo was gone

[lean dust]

Maybe I was also just new (18) but it looked like a scam site 😂

[junior aspen]

Believe your 18 year old self

Wise man

[junior aspen]

Of course…

[lean dust]

I did like one bet with a buddy it pooped and never again 😂 was so complicated just getting to that point to, website was mad goofy

[bright kestrel]

so they got scared that you won a bunch in a short amount of time

[junior aspen]

At least you got to withdraw some cash

[bleak abyss]

Yep but my account was already like 4-5 years old

Just mid level volume. As soon as I ramped up and started hitting well, they banned

Not even a limit. Just a full depo ban

[bright kestrel]

wtf you can bet on the election 💀

bovada wildin

[bleak abyss]

Theres way more wild stuff there

[bright kestrel]

this is interesting ngl

[bleak abyss]

-135 for trump should be a lock though

[next cliff]

dm me rq

[junior aspen]

That’s funny as hell

[bright kestrel]

what else do they have

[bleak mountain]

wtf 😂

[bleak abyss]

Like the bacheolor and tv shows and such

[lean dust]

Lock

🔒

[coarse elbow]

Tennessee wtf💀

[junior aspen]

+2000

[bleak mountain]

thats the funniest shit ive seen all day 😂😂

[coarse elbow]

Who tf name they kid Tennessee is my question

[junior aspen]

They’re there to take free money from people. There’s always the part where they separate

[bright kestrel]

no way LMAO

[junior aspen]

“Tennessee James Toth (b. 2012)son of actress Reese Witherspoon and Jim Toth.”

[coarse elbow]

There’s one person

[bright kestrel]

nah bro

theres no way

wtf 💀 💀 💀

[bleak abyss]

You know people are betting on it too

[bright kestrel]

those are literal scams

i mean futures bets in general are scams but

holy shit

[coarse elbow]

Did you see the bottom of the Taylor swift n Travis kelce one that’s the scam part💀

[bright kestrel]

yea

[bleak mountain]

wtv website that is collecting hella donations

like a charity

[junior aspen]

I’d bet

[bleak abyss]

1k on Andy

[mighty spoke]

This economy sucks, hope it gets better bruh

[lean dust]

8 leg under homer run slip ? 3.39X

lol

[bleak mountain]

wembenyama

[junior aspen]

Desperate times 😆

[lean dust]

I hit a 6 legger other day 😂 40$ for 100

[lean dust]

N not for me I just think it’s easy money

[bleak abyss]

And the best one

[coarse elbow]

That shi still risky tho😭you never know who gonna hit a hr

[junior aspen]

Need to be confirmed by the president and secretary general 😆

[lean dust]

So risky 😂

My hit other day

[coarse elbow]

Nah Matt Olson hit one today so good shi

[junior aspen]

Last time I did a lower on alt lines for a 5 man I got smoked where 3 of the guys hit the peppers for the over 🤣

[lean dust]

Got lucky that was on Sunday I believe

[lean dust]

That’s terrible luck man

[bleak mountain]

man it sucks that all the lines come out early

[lean dust]

Early bird gets the worm

[coarse elbow]

Yup I actually had a three man hr missed by fckin tatis for 150 multiplier

[bleak mountain]

ik bro but im tryna sleep 😭

[lean dust]

No wayy

[bleak mountain]

by the time i wake up everything bumped

[coarse elbow]

Yup

[lean dust]

Well looks like u got a choice to make

😂😂

[bleak mountain]

😂😭

[coarse elbow]

I wake up just to see skol shi n go back to bed🤣

[lean dust]

Hahah that’s awesome man respect 💪

I get to sleep in tmrw, no work, son graduates kindergarten so get to sleep in a extra three hours tell 630

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-looking-cute-smile-gif-5145724264917454991

[bleak abyss]

I just popped a benadryl lmao. Getting old sucks

[lean dust]

That and melatonin have saved me many times on sleepless nights lol

After I had my son melatonin was introduced to me and it does wonders

😂

[junior aspen]

You guys have insomnia?

[bleak abyss]

Nah I just never sleep much in general. Usually go to bed around 3 and wake up around 8-9

[junior aspen]

Gotcha. Go get some rest 🫡

[abstract citrus]

Bro I wanna make my lines before I KO. But most are terrible!!

[hard kraken]

💸

[empty moss]

that’s so free

[hard kraken]

And they already removed Winn

Off Prizepicks

Board

😂

Legit not even 10 mins

[empty moss]

Fin check if betr has the lines

[hard kraken]

Bet

Lmk

[empty moss]

I might take whole Yankees lineup nbs

day game

we all know what happens with day games 😂

damn nah, they only got bases

judge at 2.5

[empty moss]

nah g real, let them fuck a line up for any of them Yankees players

I’m immediately taking the over

Soto at 2.5 hrbi , lawd

[abstract citrus]

These opening lines some dookie

What y’all think about this?

[mighty spoke]

Underdog 3 mans >

Why get 5x when u can get 6x

[abstract citrus]

Oh I know the odds are better but pp has better starting lines rn. I might just wait for the am though

[slim cipher]

Yamamoto isnt even starting tomorrow why does prizepicks have his lines up😂

[crimson star]

yo

all 1 game. everything on the line.

tail this if u wanna make bread.

[next cliff]

😭

[crimson star]

dont say i ain’t put yall on

[next cliff]

if i put ts in

and it don’t hit

[crimson star]

put 1 buck on it

why not that’s like finding 4 quarters on the ground

and if u win

it’s 62 beans

even 6 right is .9x

[next cliff]

62$??

[crimson star]

ye

exactly

6/8 gets u money back

7/8 is 2.75x

8/8 is 62.5x

[ornate elbow]

u better be right abt this boy

[crimson star]

have some faith in me

if we hit the 8/8 tho i want some + reps in this server

[next cliff]

wym +

[crimson star]

plus

[junior aspen]

It doesn’t 😭

[crimson star]

it does

it’s .91x

[next cliff]

what’s probability this hits pal

[junior aspen]

6/8 got me back a quarter of what I bet

[crimson star]

um nah

?

[slim cipher]

I hope your slip hits but just to let you know Albies is 4/6 against this pitcher including 2 doubles but $1 don’t hurt no one

Especially with that kind of payout🤞

[crimson star]

checked last 10 games on every player and the lowest hit percentage is 67%

this is solely just general stats

[crimson star]

for a low risk payout i’m not gonna go into stats like this

but yea it’s much better odds than a coin flip so

[ornate elbow]

in fact ima put a faith of $2 into this josh

[crimson star]

word word

[slim cipher]

Yeah fair enough

[crimson star]

hope u get yo $124 gang

[ornate elbow]

preciate it bro 🙏

[crimson star]

i’m ngl i reused players and dropped another 15 on it

i got $20 riding this shit

😭

[ornate elbow]

💀

[junior aspen]

Better hit some

Good luck 🙏

[crimson star]

dude i went 0/8 on mavs celtics slips td

this is bound to hit

[next cliff]

well i just donated

[undone warren]

Why judge line for hrrbi at 3.5

Hr incoming?

I feel like adley is due

[fleet frigate]

Send me the link

[ebon prism]

Any early baseball picks?

[tall scaffold]

Y’all Mess with rebet? @bleak abyss

[tall scaffold]

Yamamoto? Lmao

Dodgers Are having a bullpen game lol

[vocal spindle]

No such thing, lines don’t drop til 8

[ebon prism]

I mean I put one in on ud

[terse harness]

you mean like the things that aren’t just total bases?

[lean dust]

Morning everyone

[ebon prism]

Good morning big dawg

[lean dust]

Todays finna be a good day

Speak it into existence

[ebon prism]

Hell yeah watching the us open right now probably gonna do some DoorDash later then apply for some more jobs hopefully I get a call from one of the 100+ I have applied too😭😂

[lean dust]

Ones the u applied for recently give them a call and ask them if they have had a chance to take a look at ur application, shows dedication and that you actually want a job I bet you’ll be one of the few people that applied that actually did that it makes you stand out

[ebon prism]

I have big dawg emailed and called obviously not all but probably like 70% I have it’s just hard bc like indeed idk how to feel abt it but that is the only thing I have to go off of bc idk who is hiring unless I use that

Being 19 this day in age is hard asf finding a good stable job

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-thank-you-jerry-the-mouse-waving-hi-gif-17526061193307625878

[lean dust]

Ok I feel you, my grams told me to do that when I was younger and it seemed to help, just tryna pass along some knowledge

[lean dust]

Without a doubt I wouldn’t know I’m older with a career already but I’ve heard it’s harder for younger kids, but I also see now hiring signs everywhere so it’s a sticky situation I feel like

[ebon prism]

Aye I appreciate it bro really do

[lean dust]

No worry’s man, seems like u we’re already on top of if tho 💪💪

[ebon prism]

So yes they will be hiring signs everywhere but they don’t give you the time a day it’s like oh put in a application we’re hiring but then you will call and they will say certain person is still looking over them give them a few days then you hear nothing back

[ebon prism]

That’s why I wish I went to trade school

[lean dust]

Never to late brother

[ebon prism]

What app is that brother?

[lean dust]

People join in there thirties all the time

[lean dust]

Chalkboard

[ebon prism]

I don’t have the money for it currently

[lean dust]

Mine was free

[ebon prism]

Is it good?

[lean dust]

I like it has pros and cons, like UD better chalkboard right behind

[ebon prism]

It’s free for kids in highschool but I don’t think it’s free in Florida for adults bc I looked and it’s like 800 or something like that

[lean dust]

Damn man maybe just in my state then, once I got hired with my union shop the schooling that came with it was free

I think maybe because I had a union shop hire me already

[ebon prism]

Yeah it’s 3500

[lean dust]

Is that with u applying to the trade school urself and just going ? Do some research c if u get hired by a union shop first if it’s free

Basically like a sponsorship the shop u work for pays for ur schooling cuz it benefits them in long run

[ebon prism]

What is a union shop?

Oh nvm lol and oh ok

[ebon prism]

And that’s just me applying on the read school website

[lean dust]

Is it diff for a union trade school

[ebon prism]

I would have to look

Is like a union shop like being a apprentice until you get your certification

[lean dust]

Yes

That’s what I did

[ebon prism]

Is it a paid apprenticeship or is it like the paid part then paying for your school?

[lean dust]

I got paid to go to work for them and had school two days a month

They covered school cost

[twin socket]

Unc let us know

[lean dust]

Everyone dropped at 18.5 the hell

[amber wren]

Ikr

[azure nebula]

Trailing you again unc making sure I put the right one in lol

[twin socket]

Ud tripping

[lean dust]

They been getting raked

[lean dust]

For sure

[lean dust]

Got u

These lines bumped at drop lol

People gonna be mad when they wake up later

[civic inlet]

Especially since castillo and joe got the best matchups 😂

[low viper]

Favorite 2?

[ebon prism]

I have these 2

[vocal spindle]

Pitching out lines are so mid today

[twin socket]

They are too high

[vocal spindle]

Yeah too many 18.5s

I still like my slips

[ebon prism]

I think nester is going under with po his last 4 he has gone and it’s either he goes 16 or he goes 20

[vocal spindle]

Royals are a good offense and they’re hot rn

[lean dust]

Why it’s my lowest dollar amount bet

[vocal spindle]

I got Nestor going under I’m trusting my gut

[ebon prism]

Same

[lean dust]

Big trust

[abstract citrus]

@lean dust @finite dock twins about to cook the A’s today I’m assuming

[vocal spindle]

So Joe Ryan under, Castillo under and crochet under?

[royal wedge]

What about Lopez

[valid mortar]

good morning all!!

[vocal spindle]

Call me crazy but I like Reynaldo today

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/kmt-yeah-right-hmmm-really-gif-21502858

[vocal spindle]

Big back

It’s only 8 am and I’ve hit the gym, ran some pickup basketball and now I’m heading to the field to play some 7 on 7 for a bit, then I’m coming home to sleep the rest of the day 😂😂

[abstract citrus]

4 slips up let’s get it today boys

[vocal spindle]

Bro royals vs Yankees NRFI is a 1.25x pepper

I think I gotta take it

[ebon prism]

You got a nrfi play?

[abstract citrus]

Any lines you really like? Tryna see how I did so far

Gonna do 1 more line on UD

[twin socket]

Ud so unserious

[royal wedge]

I just realized

I took a Joe Ryan

He really can’t shit the bed today

[vocal spindle]

I’m gatekeeping what I got today before everything left gets bumped

[abstract citrus]

Rip

I mean if you already have it submitted it don’t really matter tbh

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/hoevatiic-gif-23078938

[abstract citrus]

Bro thought he was slick

[royal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/stitch-sad-sad-stitch-gif-14364046974961747120

Just did a 8 man

[weak basin]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-gif-7523306793289960933

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/smells-somebody-shit-smelly-who-farted-gif-526649539171596619

[vocal spindle]

Fr?

tho on a real, my boys who sleep in still gotta eat

we prolly all on the same things anyway

[abstract citrus]

You not lying buttttttt

https://tenor.com/view/angry-birds-bird-worm-spinning-cute-gif-1482990013649969317

[vocal spindle]

Me and @lean dust share brain cells

So we got the same stuff whether you know it or not

Alex Caruso the worst

[royal wedge]

My homeboys use to tail everytime

Ended up with red

Every single time smh

That man bet on the nba

He lose everytime

[ebon prism]

Can’t even slide nfri play?

[vocal spindle]

I just checked Austin’s twitter, now I know why I saw dudes betting on Javier Assad

thought they was crazy 😭😭

[twin socket]

I already see why my shit chalk

[valid mortar]

lmao rare

[ebon prism]

What y’all think

[valid mortar]

respect that he posts though

[ebon prism]

Lmaooo

[vocal spindle]

I didn’t bet on him, there’s no reason to ever bet on him

Ever

[ebon prism]

$2 for maybe 2k lmao

And it’s free $2

I have been on this journey of big 12 leg mlb on Fliff with my free money

11/12 so many times

If it doesn’t hit we go again tmr

Free money so idrc

[twin socket]

Ya gotta stop talking about Assad he deep fried my shit yesterday

[ebon prism]

Few times min big tho

Sucks it’s has to be $50+

Yeah ik but I don’t use it like that anymore

I just use it now as my dream imagery big hit parlays😂

[jolly shell]

Why is yam Nvr up with the other pitchers

[twin socket]

He not pitching td

[jolly shell]

Damn

[valid mortar]

we gotta wait for mr yama

[copper epoch]

17-9 and still lose is crazy work

[open patio]

do i take the yankees nrfi over 1.5

[ebon prism]

Anyone got a nfri parlay for today

[jolly shell]

Joe over 18 outs

[summer wigeon]

Red Sox Won last night! Go Red Sox

And my reds too go reds!

[open patio]

cole irving going 6 innings today?

[sage echo]

Joe ryan over 18.5 po??

[jolly shell]

I think so. I took it

[lofty crown]

lance lynn fat ass aint getting 6 strikeouts right

[trail adder]

wake and cash

[valid mortar]

i see KBO in there

😭

[trail adder]

all of it

[valid mortar]

oh damn

crazy

do you keep up with it??

[lean dust]

Was at my sons kindergarten graduation, but exactly if u know ur stuff pretty much on the same guys

[trail adder]

nah not really but i just look at the stats on the kbo app and just tell from there

[valid mortar]

ballsy

[trail adder]

just started kbo 2 days ago and cash all my kbo slips

[valid mortar]

soon youll be doing cricket too

[trail adder]

😂

[valid mortar]

[finite dock]

I do bro

[ebon prism]

How much you made this month so far

If you don’t mind me asking

[lean dust]

On what

[ebon prism]

Baseball

[ebon prism]

Good shit

[lean dust]

Got the receipts lol

💪

💰

[vocal spindle]

Reynaldo bumped up 3

Maybe I was on to something

[lean dust]

I took ours with him

Outs

[vocal spindle]

Congratulations to the lil man

[valid mortar]

was it chaotic?

[junior hearth]

you took higher?

[valid mortar]

lol

[lean dust]

Ya

[junior hearth]

on pitch outs

[lean dust]

A little bit all the kids were excited was fun

[lean dust]

Thanks man!! He already telling me he is a first grader now 💪

[bleak mountain]

why does everything feel so inflated on the board 😭

[valid mortar]

haha nice

[bleak mountain]

lines are so high

[low viper]

Thoughts on Tanner 1st inning 1.5Ks?

[lean dust]

Cuz it is

Who’s all going 19 outs today

[abstract citrus]

I can see Ryan going it against the A’s

[lean dust]

I agree I think Ryan Castillo

[valid mortar]

all under board coming up soon

😂

[abstract citrus]

A couple demons but I feel really good about this slip

[spiral bluff]

joe ryan is risky asl

[low viper]

Garrett Ks?

[abstract narwhal]

Plays of the day anybody?

[abstract citrus]

That’s why I flexed it tbh. Incase he doesn’t do well

Cause no way Medina doesn’t give up 4 runs to Minny. They literally just put up 17 they can put up 4 in the first 5 innings

[dire crown]

Castillo over was the play

[lavish island]

Well let’s see

[junior hearth]

is mize going under??

[lavish island]

I mean Washington been on fire lately

[junior hearth]

i lowkey like that

[vocal spindle]

WHAT

[junior hearth]

wha happen

[vocal spindle]

bros betting on the white Sox 😭😭😭

[junior hearth]

sorry ion really know to much about baseball

[junior hearth]

what does that mean ?

w or l??

[ebon prism]

How did you get Bryson promo

[junior hearth]

ion know

[plucky spade]

How tf YALL getting these promos

[junior hearth]

but y’all think that’s gon hit?

[lavish island]

Well I hope it goes well

[plucky spade]

UD OUT HERE GIVING YALL PROMOS AND THEY RESTRICITING HOW MUCH I CAN PUT ON MY SLIPS

[junior hearth]

w or l?

??

[plucky spade]

I like Keller today

BUT YALL TAP IN WITH MY POTD LUIS SEVERINO FANTASY OVER

[junior hearth]

i might stick with the 2 man

[plucky spade]

HAVE THE MF IN 3 slips already

[vocal spindle]

They’re last in every batting stat and he’s betting on them to be great against one of the best pitchers in the MLB 😭😭

[plucky spade]

THESE ALL MY POTD PAIRS

[bleak mountain]

brother castillo is a mariners pitcher

[vocal spindle]

Pass

[vocal spindle]

And what does that change?

[bleak mountain]

ohh cuz the guy had the under

i thought he had over on castillo

[lean dust]

I ain’t messing with severino today lmao

Hell no

[bleak abyss]

I actually just bet White Sox F5 Moneyline

[trail adder]

is lopez outs free?

[bleak abyss]

Nothing is free in America

[vocal spindle]

Not crazy to say that

[trail adder]

type shit

[vocal spindle]

Crochet is pitching

[bleak abyss]

Their F5 has been printing. They fall apart later lol

[lavish island]

Tailed

[lean dust]

I’m liking it a lot tbh

[lavish island]

I like it bc it’s early

And I want easy money this early

[lean dust]

All on Michael holding off dodgers imo

[vocal spindle]

I like it except for the fact that it’s a 4 man but that’s my own preference lol

Overall a good slip

[lavish island]

Today is a good day

[vocal spindle]

I don’t think the dodgers will run up Lorenzen’s pitch count

I think they’re gonna make a lot of contact, and it’ll either be quick outs or hits.

[dense mantle]

dodgers bats are hot

[vocal spindle]

But I don’t expect long at bats

[lavish island]

They can be tired

[royal wedge]

Which pitcher fantasy should I go with rn

[vocal spindle]

Nah

[royal wedge]

I need one more

[lavish island]

Let’s see

[vocal spindle]

I like the pick but not bc they’re tired 💀💀

Not good reasoning

[dense mantle]

exactly

lmao

[royal wedge]

@lean dust who’s yo favorite fantasy pick

[dense mantle]

never heard someone say "tired"

[lavish island]

Never said that you say that

[dense mantle]

lmao they get millions

[rose raptor]

Kikuchi entered the chat

[royal wedge]

Fck him

[vocal spindle]

^ you quite literally said that

[lavish island]

They probably I dint say that they tired

[vocal spindle]

Bro what

the fact that you edited the message and it still isn’t English 😭😭

[lavish island]

Not everyone is American white boy

[dense mantle]

lmaoooo

[rose raptor]

Bruh☠️

[vocal spindle]

I’m literally black 😭😭😭

And I’m also not only American 🤣🤣

I’m a dual citizen lmao

[lavish island]

U was born here ?

[royal wedge]

This is what i got

LETS RIDE

[vocal spindle]

“Not everyone…” and proceeds to incorrectly stereotype me back to back

[dense mantle]

im black ik what you saying but you're making urself seem illiterate

[vocal spindle]

That’s crazy

[rotund pivot]

This a lock?

[lavish island]

Ok bro I know it’s been hard being a mav these past weeks

[royal wedge]

Nothing is a lock

[lavish island]

But chill

[vocal spindle]

How is bro level 30 anyways? I’ve never seen him in here

[dense mantle]

he be in all the chats

[vocal spindle]

Your team has been in Cancun since May LMAO

[royal wedge]

He chill

[lavish island]

Getting swept 😂

In finals

😂

[vocal spindle]

idc we made the finals as a 5th seed somehow

[royal wedge]

Chill

[vocal spindle]

After not making the playoffs last season

I’ll happily take that improvement

[royal wedge]

3-0 comeback incoming

[lavish island]

Went to final just to get 4-0😭

[lean dust]

Castillo Keller nola

[zealous mountain]

Should’ve been the knicks smh

[vocal spindle]

I didn’t think we would even beat the nuggets or Timberwolves tbh I’m very pleasantly surprised

[rose raptor]

I’m a Celtics fan and I give the mavs all my respect, they played hard to get to the finals

[dense mantle]

shoulda been the lakers

[royal wedge]

We coming back

[rose raptor]

Alright☠️

[royal wedge]

I’m delusional but still

Mavs in 7

[lavish island]

bro everyone knew Celtic were winning this finals

[trail adder]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-jokes-laugh-very-funny-jokes-gif-8006636675585716814

[dense mantle]

yeah ur down bad

[zealous mountain]

Curry and lebron time coming up

[dense mantle]

duh after no comp in the east

ez bread for me

[royal wedge]

Bucks was injured

[lavish island]

Bro Tatum had 2 bad games and they still won😭

[royal wedge]

Should be bucks here

[dense mantle]

dont remind me :(((

[rose raptor]

Bucks should not be in the finals

[bleak mountain]

its lakers in 8

[royal wedge]

Lebron is done after this season

[zealous mountain]

This season for curry 😂 been crazy ass

[vocal spindle]

Dudes really think I’m sad we lost the finals 😂😂😂

[dense mantle]

i tried to tell folks wait till tatum start hitting his shots it was gone be ova with

[royal wedge]

If they was healthy yes

[bleak mountain]

what

dumbass thing to say

[copper epoch]

Jimmy would've took them out

[zealous mountain]

Him and klay

[rose raptor]

No, they would have lost

[royal wedge]

3-4

[bleak mountain]

curry carrying that poverty ass warriors team all season

[dense mantle]

holy fuc im buzzzed

[vocal spindle]

We weren’t supposed to be here, I’m just enjoying the little bit of extra mavs basketball which was completely unexpected

[royal wedge]

We coming back

I believe

[lavish island]

They not doing nothing Luka knows it’s over

[zealous mountain]

Mavs blowout for sure

[dense mantle]

real fan

[bleak mountain]

its the celtics i wouldnt be surprised if they choked

[vocal spindle]

Even if we lose 4-0 that’s 4 more games than I expected us to play and I enjoyed every bit of it

[lean dust]

Good luck gang

[dense mantle]

stewwwwieeeeeeeeee

[royal wedge]

Bro we gonna lose in 7 chill

[zealous mountain]

Ain’t even even get a bit of hope to win that ring 3-0 😂

[vocal spindle]

If we make it 7 that would be fire

Personally I got mavs in 9

[royal wedge]

I rather lose in 7 than get sweep

[lavish island]

😭

[lean dust]

What it doooooooo💪

[zealous mountain]

They definitely bout to get violated

[vocal spindle]

any team that missed the playoffs this season would be ecstatic to lose in the finals next season, huge trend in the right direction, I’m no different about my team this season.

[lavish island]

They had a lead of 15 points they lost it there no way they coming back

[vocal spindle]

13

We still suck tho lol

[dense mantle]

you at work or u off?

[vocal spindle]

We lost that 13 point lead in 2 minutes flat

Got it and lost it all in the first quarter

[dense mantle]

lmaoo

[vocal spindle]

Crazy how a lakers fan is talking about us tho

When’s the last time you got to watch your team? 😭😭😭

[dense mantle]

everyday on the news

lmao

[bleak mountain]

is gunnar going yard today

[vocal spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-gif-22097957

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-pool-workout-gif-23679969

[bleak mountain]

lemickey

[lavish island]

Lakers and Mavs are in the same situation only 2 players are showing off in there games

[dense mantle]

leGoat

[vocal spindle]

Yet one is in the finals and one is at the midway point of the Cancun season

when’s the last time you watched your team play?

[dense mantle]

congrats you want a participation trophy

[vocal spindle]

My favorite part of this season was watching the lakers win that playoff series

oh wait

[vocal spindle]

We already got it actually

[lavish island]

Bro going off on the lakers

[dense mantle]

SWEEEEEEP

[vocal spindle]

That western conference champions trophy is literally a participation trophy, but aye at least we got our participation trophy lol

[vocal spindle]

you really can’t upset me with the sweep

[dense mantle]

fire

[vocal spindle]

that’s before we even made it to the finals lol

Celtics really the only ones that can speak on us

I feel bad tho bc we robbed everyone of a good nba finals 😂😂

[bleak mountain]

gunnar homer today

[lean dust]

No got the day off my son graduated kindergarten today!! We just got done playing some football with him outside now💪

[vocal spindle]

Bro is going 0/10 Klay Thompson style

[vocal spindle]

I’m mad excited to be a father one day

haven’t had a son since football season 🤣

[bleak mountain]

nah 11 dribble 60 point klay

[vocal spindle]

I rate this comment 0/10

klay Thompson style

[dense mantle]

ayeeeeeeeeeeee congrats

[trail adder]

is casey under 17.5 outs good?

[lean dust]

It’s honestly gives u a reason to wake up in the morning that’s actually worth something, all the hard word u do means even more, it’s the best thing in this world

[lean dust]

Thanks my dude, he already showboating to me that he is a first grader now 😂

[vocal spindle]

I’m gonna make a 198 leg under home runs parlay today

[lean dust]

Just don’t do judge lol

[dense mantle]

take him out for ice cream or something

[vocal spindle]

Under 1.5 home runs

[vocal spindle]

Biggest back

[lean dust]

You already know, just got him a donut for bfast 💪

[lean dust]

lol that would be hilarious

[dense mantle]

W dad

[vocal spindle]

Did he get any pokemon cards from last game?

[junior aspen]

Let your son point to two random lines

[lean dust]

Thanks brother! He deserves it, u only had to go to parent teacher conferences if ur kid wasn’t up to par on the tests they take, we didn’t have to go once passed with flying colors

[junior aspen]

You’ll win the bet. I promise

And congrats to him

[vocal spindle]

Starting em young 😂😂

[lean dust]

Sadly no had two singles! He only gets them if the ball reaches outfield grass, he going to get it today tho💪 has a game today

[vocal spindle]

Ima cook up some parlays using mlb the show

[fast berry]

I gotta use funds on Drafters and their selection is terrible. Would castillo under 5 hits be better than over 7K?

[dense mantle]

ayee he lit

[lean dust]

Definitely feeling himself

[empty moss]

@lean dust what u got today?

[empty moss]

just went to the board to see they all bumped

[bleak mountain]

only one im scared of is cortes

[lean dust]

I agree

[dense mantle]

kc doesnt k alot

[lean dust]

Bottom 5

Least strike out team

That’s everything for me folks

[vocal spindle]

One thing about the royals is they WILL make contact

now will it be a hit? Who knows. But they will make contact

[bleak mountain]

why do no hitters have fantasy rn

[lean dust]

I’m saying

I might buy a ketel Marte jersey after cashing me out in bottom of the 9th with a homer

No joke

[bleak mountain]

i wanted to put abrams fantasy on a slip he been going crazy

[bleak mountain]

😭

[lean dust]

Dude is a straight g bro

Marte is him

https://tenor.com/view/ketel-marte-aidax-mlbb-dbacks-home-run-gif-17102977482275603938 @primal mountain

https://tenor.com/view/dbacks-dbaxfax-ketel-marte-strong-celebrate-gif-24234682

I am him he is saying

In Spanish

[vocal spindle]

Came to ask the same thing

[lean dust]

Royce Lewis over everything btw today

[bleak mountain]

royce lewis like that?

[lean dust]

Lindor bellinger swinging hot bats

[lean dust]

7 homers in 30 something bats this year

23 In like 80 last two years

Just can’t stay healthy but dudes a stud

In Royce we trust,

🤔

🫵😂

[lean dust]

Ozuna needs to bounce back braves been cold lately

Todays the day

[primal mountain]

he hit TB for me yesterday with 2 singles

[azure nebula]

TRUSTING UNC ALL DAY

[primal mountain]

YES TRUST UNC

[lean dust]

That’s rare for ozuna

[lean dust]

Thank you thank you thank you very much (in my Elvis voice)

[primal mountain]

Rather have them trust you than me

LMAO

[lean dust]

Nooooo I’ve been peeping who u play because I never really bet batters much, legit got Marte and Abram’s from u

[royal wedge]

UNC ALL DAY TO ILL DIE🗣️🙏🏾

[primal mountain]

well, you take that credit 😉

[lean dust]

We ride together we die together

[lean dust]

Joey loves baseball 😂💪💰

[royal wedge]

Nah he’s trolling 😭

[lean dust]

Whatever u think it is, def not donations

😂😂💪💪

We all try 💪

[lean dust]

UD catching on to this baseball stuff tho everything was mad high at the drop this morning

Or was it just me ?

[junior aspen]

I can never answer this question since it’s always bumped already when I get to it

[lean dust]

Dominic speaking to Dominic let’s go

[junior aspen]

Family… 🤣

So many memes

[lean dust]

Broooo

[azure nebula]

AND TRUSTING UNCLE JOEYY

[lean dust]

U beat me to it

I was bout to type family

[primal mountain]

DON'T YOU DARE

LOL

[lean dust]

😂😂

[primal mountain]

What pisses me off about yesterday is Jesse Winker

[lean dust]

My son started cracking up with this started playing 😂😂

[junior aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/family-toretto-dominic-gif-23895685

[lean dust]

Gotta turn my volume down a little bit

😂😂

https://tenor.com/view/druski-druski-dancing-dancing-lit-funny-gif-876950713660145349

[abstract citrus]

😂😂😂

[junior aspen]

Where’s the Asian vin diesel

[royal wedge]

You not lying

[abstract citrus]

This is all of us when a community play hits

[junior aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-the-asianrocj-asianrock-asian-gif-23880302

[lean dust]

https://tenor.com/view/great-news-gif-5295238562702918496

Gonna be us tonight

[junior aspen]

I feel like this is rare 😭

I pray for everyone

[tiny topaz]

What we likin today boys?

[lean dust]

Unc been getting the community lit 😂

Sometimes……..:

[abstract citrus]

Extremely 😂😂

[lean dust]

😂

[tiny topaz]

The po numbers are so wack today ngl

[junior aspen]

Better not let these bets ruin your son’s special day

[empty moss]

smart man

[lean dust]

Everything was bumped at first drop

[lean dust]

Never ever

[junior aspen]

Abrams Abrams Abrams!

[lean dust]

And I been on a hot streak hopefully keeps it going

[tiny topaz]

Like it’s either 18.5 for the good matchups or 15.5-16.5 for the scrubs

[lean dust]

Bingo makes u play fantasy basically or take the risk they go 19 outs

[primal mountain]

which one? I'm afraid of the lower pick LMAO

[lean dust]

What I tend to do if both make me nervous I do under 2.5 era

[empty moss]

the first one

[abstract citrus]

Get tailed loser

[empty moss]

all day games, we gon see if thit shi a trend fr

[tiny topaz]

Yeaaa I may take the risk esp since I don’t have access to fpts

[lean dust]

Or under era to

[empty moss]

and these batters been hot recently

[crimson star]

soon

[tiny topaz]

That’s my 2nd fav prop besides po on sleeper

[tiny topaz]

See I like this but it’s very risky

[lean dust]

I got same slip, also kinda like Keller today

[junior aspen]

Why are these slips so big

[tiny topaz]

All guys can go over 6.1 but 6.1 is way harder than 6 imo

[tiny topaz]

Keller over po? Or under er

[abstract citrus]

Scam picks really don’t like Tatum lmao

[lean dust]

PO if era at under 2.5 that to

[tiny topaz]

Damn they took his er off

[craggy spire]

Really just took so many unders

Time to see how this shit goes

[lean dust]

I’m on to something 😎

[abstract citrus]

Shit had me dying

[tiny topaz]

Should I skip out on these first two games I’m getting stressed bc I’m running out of time

[junior aspen]

Basically Steve makes such large bets that the lines get taken off and adjusted 😆

[tiny topaz]

Have 10 and 20 to get bets off and I don’t fw making it in a rush

[junior aspen]

Yes

Don’t rush it

[abstract citrus]

Good luck today boys. I’ll be back soon.

[dense mantle]

they got his account flagged

[tiny topaz]

Didn’t know if there were any good picks for early today

[junior aspen]

I wouldn’t be surprised if this was true

[bleak mountain]

keller masterclass

[lean dust]

Lopez for braves PO over Keller over PO over strikeouts (alt line bring it down to be safe)

Otherwise skip them better players later today

[bleak mountain]

i feel like keller fantasy might be his safest line

[lean dust]

He can’t bet it where he lives that what I told him to do at first

[bleak mountain]

ohh got you

[lean dust]

That would suck

Weird rule where he lives

[bleak mountain]

really weird

[lean dust]

How awesome was Soriano last night

I wish he didn’t play as good as he did cuz books might adjust

15.5 and 16.5 outs have been free

[bleak mountain]

orioles sweep today?

[lean dust]

Top 5 look great man

Them cashing I think

[bleak abyss]

Sorry for the short notice on the early games. THey literally just popped in my model

[tiny topaz]

I was abt to make a slip but I may skip out

[lean dust]

No hitter fantasy for these early games

[bleak mountain]

u should skip out

[lean dust]

Come on

[subtle prism]

oh shit

[lean dust]

No worry’s just appreciate you sharing! 💪

[slim cipher]

You know why they ain’t out?

[bleak abyss]

Prob gonna lose anyways on the NRFI lol

[lean dust]

Yup I had same thing on a NRFI card

😂

Cole ass

[bleak mountain]

wow what is cole doing

[lean dust]

I got no clue man I wanted to take Abram’s tho

I saw someone take his under era to they need Cole to lock in

[primal mountain]

OZUNA !!!!

[slim cipher]

Bro they bump everything so fast but can’t put shit up

[primal mountain]

Ozuna TB 🎯

[trail adder]

cole is trash rn

[subtle prism]

lol nice

[azure nebula]

WTF…

[empty moss]

OZUNA WHAT?

[lean dust]

Legit bump stuff in seconds

[bleak mountain]

orioles fielding is so ass

[primal mountain]

Need O'Hearn

[sullen sage]

wheres the coin at

[empty moss]

DAY GAMES

[lean dust]

Let’s gooo man we were just talking about it

[empty moss]

what I say

[bleak mountain]

@empty moss im starting to believe ur theory lmao

these day pitchers are so ass

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/look-back-turn-around-weird-creepy-magnum-gif-3528693

[lean dust]

I’ve never played Cole irvin

Is that his brother on the nationals ?

[empty moss]

but ngl, I need a single from Ozuna

[lean dust]

I play him on nationals he is money

[empty moss]

😂

[dense mantle]

About time the Braves bats wake up

👀

[azure nebula]

Irving 2/4 Ks rn

[hard kraken]

Lovely promo

[dense mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-cat-dance-cat-cat-meme-chinese-cat-gif-12629347036627000898

[bleak mountain]

gunnar homer

[lofty crown]

u took irvin outs lmao

that kid looking like dogshit rn

[trail adder]

need casey mize to do trash next few innings

[lofty crown]

good shit

3 hits back to back never a good sign on ur outs

[trail adder]

yeah lopez is cooked

[undone warren]

Is ryans po at 18.5?

[abstract citrus]

Can’t wait to see Minny cook Oakland

[bleak mountain]

bro lopez gave up one hit calm down 😭

lopez only has a 1.85 era wtff

[empty moss]

GUNNAR SINGLE

BOOM

[trail adder]

once he gives up a hit, he gives up 20 more

[empty moss]

4 more singles from this game

need Ozuna, Olson, and Ohearn

[bleak mountain]

he almost picked off henderson

[azure nebula]

no

[lean dust]

Gunnar almost would of hit points already

So dumb it wasn’t up

[slim cipher]

Yep was just thinking that

[lean dust]

Irritating dude

Went with hrr instead 1.5 shoukd b money

[slim cipher]

Yeah by the time I checked the board he was a reduced payout

[undone warren]

He will get hit eventually today

[lean dust]

Me to I’ll take it anyways

[abstract citrus]

Nice recovery Lopez

[lean dust]

Joe cool baby

[bleak abyss]

He was a steal in that trade

[bleak mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/boston-celtics-jaylen-brown-laughing-laugh-lol-gif-24126173

[bleak abyss]

Fun fact about Joe Ryan, he played Water Polo in college

[lean dust]

I know man and we got Austin Martin

[dense mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/leonardo-dicaprio-clapping-clap-applause-amazing-gif-7078941178723969481

[bleak abyss]

And thats why his fastball has a lot of backspin

[dense mantle]

Irvin pc still low asf he can go 6

[lean dust]

That’s so funny

[lean dust]

That’s so interesting dude I just told this to my father in law this info and he loves it

[azure nebula]

Irvin 3ks let’s go

[bleak mountain]

cole dealing

[crimson star]

wtf

[dense mantle]

Or is the ump terrible

[bleak mountain]

number 3 👀

[undone warren]

Yall takin ryan at 18.5 po?

[azure nebula]

Shiii as long as he gets over 4ks😭😭

[crimson star]

bro @slim cipher u fkin called it

ozzie just hit a double in the 1st inn

[dense mantle]

Umps are terrible

4ks

That was nice

Ngl

[crimson star]

geegee

[civic inlet]

Joe at 41 FS and castillo at 39 😭😂

[royal wedge]

What the hell going on

[bleak mountain]

that was nice cole

[dense mantle]

That was from first inning

[primal mountain]

he got jumped on early

Cole helped Ozuna hit his TB LOL

dished Ozuna a double

[royal wedge]

This literally a 20% he can go over 😭

[lofty crown]

https://tenor.com/view/elontolinette-linettelopez-idiot-idiotsandwich-idiot-sandwich-linette-lopez-gif-20625838

[sullen sage]

lets see em

[dense mantle]

5ks

[azure nebula]

AND HE GOT THE K

YESSIR

[bleak mountain]

he might push

[royal wedge]

@lofty crown

[undone warren]

Damn Joe Ryan at 18.5. Whats better his po or his ks?

[royal wedge]

At this point that’s what I’m hoping

[lofty crown]

cole irvin getting good

[slim cipher]

Fck man sorry

[abstract citrus]

Nice single Canha needed that

[twin socket]

Anyone did dis sht?

[dense mantle]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[abstract citrus]

I’m gonna do it tmmrw

[royal wedge]

Mavs in 7

[bleak mountain]

mavs will be the first team in nba history comeback 0-3

[undone warren]

💀

[abstract citrus]

That Cortes one is crazy

[sinful thunder]

Yessir

[crimson star]

irvin higher 7.5 ks?

[dense mantle]

Lopez k

Cortez ain getting 10ks

[crimson star]

higher?

lines at 5.5 rn

lowkey

im bout to

damn fk

me 2

damntf

[azure nebula]

Albies wtf

[dense mantle]

Idk I don’t do ingame

@lean dust Sale, Skubal, Gaus, Gil tomorrow 🫡🤭

[lofty crown]

broski letting everyone hit the ball

better learn chinese

[undone warren]

Thoughts?

[lean dust]

Gonna be a big bag coming

[tiny topaz]

Ya ima just bet on the later slate

[tiny topaz]

Kinda weird how spread out it is

[crimson star]

lock ?

[abstract citrus]

Damn Abram’s almost got the score

[lunar patio]

@lean dust what’s the fantasy plays

[sullen sage]

are the royals good hitters?

so cortes isn't the play today

[lean dust]

Everything bumped now, but I like Keller joe Ryan Castillo crochet PO nola fantasy tanner po or under era

[twin socket]

Peralta tmr

😭

[dense mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/what-ill-the-puke-sick-gif-20637274

[crimson star]

PLS

lopez k

wtf.

yall think lopez will pitch a full 6

[undone warren]

Now we pray

[jaunty crater]

I just wanted his 2.5 😞

[twin socket]

At dis rate yes

[crimson star]

word

i need this guy to get ks tho

[dense mantle]

They gunna walk Gunnar

[thorn lantern]

Underdog is foul for getting rid of the fantasy scores for majority of the picks

[twin socket]

Already?

[jaunty crater]

And bumping judge to 3.5 hrr

I know he been going crazy but that line is absurd

[thorn lantern]

Facts no one from KC fantasy is on the boards , and judge fantasy not up it’s dead a 9.5

[dense mantle]

lopez k

[lavish island]

Lopez is cooking

[crimson star]

lesgo

i got the over on henderson hits

but also on lopez k

winwin

[sand wadi]

his line at 6.5 now 💀

[crimson star]

who?

[sand wadi]

irvin

[crimson star]

dayum

[subtle prism]

adley so ass

[dense mantle]

lopez k

lmao

[crimson star]

yessirr

just need 2 mre

[abstract citrus]

Lopez is smacking these boys

[crimson star]

yall think irvin gives up 1 more walkj

or 3 hits

[abstract citrus]

Never Been the type to really wear jerseys but I need me a Gunnar one.

[crimson star]

i have never lost a slip on him

[royal wedge]

Corbin chalk

Smh

[crimson star]

once i put 3 in game slips on him

[quiet pendant]

42.5 is crazy 😂 for fantasy

[crimson star]

each one was 1 hrrbi higher than the last

went from 2.5 to 3.5 to 5.5

[abstract citrus]

He’s so raw

[royal wedge]

58 pc in 3 innings is insane

[crimson star]

all 3 slips hit

he nuts

fk

i shouldve taken htis

over

i knew it

[lean dust]

Lopez dealing one more strikeout to hit that and I’m pace to hit PO

[crimson star]

irivn at 6 k

shuolda taken

[lean dust]

That does look sick

Does anyone know if this Irvin for Baltimore is related to the one for Washington

[crimson star]

lowkey

[lean dust]

They kinda look alike

[royal wedge]

Corbin at 58 pc in the 3rd inning

[crimson star]

lock?

[fast berry]

Is Lynn under 16.5 outs a solid choice? looks like he's cold

[royal wedge]

Am I cooked⁉️

[lean dust]

I don’t think so

Ok maybe it was just me then gotta get my eyes checked 😂

[lean dust]

I would normally say yes but Pittsburg kinda ass

[crimson star]

dude y do i keep doubting myself

[royal wedge]

So you think he on his way

[crimson star]

i said irvin givin up 3 more hits then didnt bet it

[royal wedge]

He needs to 17 PO

[undone warren]

What we thinking?

[lean dust]

Corbin should hit PO

[crimson star]

he just gave up 2 this in

[lean dust]

I did him ona cheap 8 leg bet as well

[royal wedge]

Gawd dammit

[slim cipher]

Albies again😭

[crimson star]

yup

[royal wedge]

Cmon Irvin

[empty moss]

albies frying

[royal wedge]

No ER

[lean dust]

I c people taking albies over strikeouts all the time

[slim cipher]

What y’all got on Irvin?

[lofty crown]

lolll @royal wedge chalkkk

[royal wedge]

Huh how

[crimson star]

thoughts