┆⚾・baseball

[pliant gust]

I tried to get my dog to do that he wasn’t interested

[lean dust]

I feel u there, my dogs only interest in anything that’s a ball

Dog will do anything if u throw it for him

[dawn urchin]

PLEASE DO NOT TAIL MY STUPIDITY

[finite dock]

50 dollars in NRFI is a little concerning

[dawn urchin]

I’m a degenerate & to quote silk “CRIPPLING GAMBLING ADDICTION”

[finite dock]

We’re all degenerates 😔

[empty moss]

I Like This

[finite dock]

Ayyy I took Ragans Ks too

[jolly shell]

I was about to ask was his k’s reduced. But it’s not. I should have took that dang

[lean dust]

Let’s get it bro!!

[finite dock]

You can still take it I don’t think it’s bumped

[lean dust]

Tovar been hot hot hot and on the year averages 2.2 HRR

[lunar patio]

COLEEEE

[lean dust]

It’s a pepper rn

[lunar patio]

i love cole

always come thru

[lean dust]

The big ragans

💰

[finite dock]

My baseball knowledge has come up so much from betting lol

[finite dock]

I didn’t know shit 2 months ago

[empty moss]

TAIL ALERT 🚨

[dawn urchin]

We are either going to eat or get eaten no in between

[lunar patio]

why is everyone on king tho

does kc k a lot ?

[empty moss]

may we find out

[finite dock]

Data is good

[little cedar]

Need a good 3 man

[lunar patio]

what data family

[lunar patio]

thanks

is his backfield good

[weary wraith]

How much do u deposit per week lmfao

[finite dock]

These are all screenshots from @vocal spindle

[lean dust]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

.5 plate appearances for bam

Dude got a mean cut

Gotta watch out for Jaylen spit ball 😂

[pliant gust]

Bam had a double header that day

[lean dust]

He good at sticking dudes out

[lean dust]

Deion sanders shit

[little cedar]

Is seiyan a lock?

[weary wraith]

$250 free squares is insane

[lean dust]

There fake brother

[pliant gust]

It was for Florida when the app came back

[lean dust]

😂😂😂

[finite dock]

😭

[lean dust]

I give up

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[pliant gust]

They had a Bam max $250 square

[finite dock]

I know but it was 0.5 points

Not a plate appearance

[pliant gust]

Lol I know

[finite dock]

😂

[arctic wraith]

He 1.5 now

[pliant gust]

He was always plus money for his strikeouts. They just fixed it

[lean dust]

https://tenor.com/view/huuh-fryslan-friesland-omrop-fryslân-gif-12148355

[arctic wraith]

So still take em over

[lean dust]

@finite dock

[terse harness]

why tf it say “on average”

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/chiquichico-gif-26004262

I need to get on sleeper

[lean dust]

They got two discounts today

[little cedar]

Lock?

[lean dust]

Andrew had some good stats behind them I like it! Never call something a lock tho

[lunar patio]

iight

[lunar patio]

nah

[finite dock]

Except this

[terse harness]

i got 2 0.5 on there

but idk if my account verified yet

so i’m not using it

[thick sentinel]

Why are we taking Cole Ragans

[finite dock]

Why aren’t we?

[thick sentinel]

I’m asking idk shit about base ball

[finite dock]

Data

[thick sentinel]

NBA gone rn so I need something

[bleak mountain]

brandon pfaadt over 17.5 PO?

[empty moss]

Baseball is cake yo

[bleak mountain]

should i take

[thick sentinel]

Imma take cole strikeouts

[lean dust]

Blake snell under era

😉

That’s a joke don’t do it

[terse harness]

you could take Corey Seager

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/chiquichico-gif-26004262

[terse harness]

He has gotten over 0.5 Hits in his last 5

he averages 1.6

[pliant gust]

More than his last 5

[thick sentinel]

Should I take his hits or total bases

[stuck geyser]

🤣🤣🤣

[jolly shell]

Reduced but yea

[jolly shell]

[finite dock]

If it ain’t Bam Adebayo Over 0.5 Bases I don’t want it

[terse harness]

it’s more of a safe pick

[pliant gust]

He’s on a 14 game hit streak is what I was saying

[finite dock]

I took Seager Over 1.5 Bases a double cashes it

[terse harness]

I might make a bet today with him

and when I get paid on wednesday

use the Tatum promo

I leave to columbia on Thursday but shi it’ll work

[dusk grotto]

what picks we got tn?

[unique hare]

Cocaine Columbia or missouri Columbia?

[dusk grotto]

been thinking abt wembanyama for a home run idk tho

[terse harness]

South Carolina Columbia☠️

[unique hare]

Damn no snow

[terse harness]

not at all

[dusk grotto]

wrong type of snow

[terse harness]

people down here make that though

some kids got expelled for having cocaine on them in school

[thick sentinel]

Just did some research Corey Seager be getting hits

[dusk grotto]

wtf

[finite dock]

Boston is just fat guys eating lobster

[thick sentinel]

Man just tried to set me up

[terse harness]

I believe it☠️

[dusk grotto]

idk any picks for mlb trying to snag maybe 1 or 2

[unique hare]

Kids can't even be silly these days smh

[terse harness]

how did we try to set you up with a good pick😭

[jolly shell]

What’s the promos

[terse harness]

When I was a kid i was trying to figure out how to get free robux n shi

[thick sentinel]

Ohh you said take over not lower

My B😒😂😂😂

😂😂😂

[terse harness]

it’s good😭

[finite dock]

If we could get a discount that would feed families

NOT A 0.5

[terse harness]

most the discounts they gave out sometimes don’t hit

for example

that white guy on the knicks

He was their pg I forgot his name

his discount was like 17.5 and he got 7 points

[finite dock]

Divebcenzo?

[terse harness]

yea him

I took his promo once

and he dropped 7 points

[finite dock]

Always take the hockey guys

[dusk grotto]

picks for hocky?

[dusk grotto]

hockey

[finite dock]

Jake Oppenheimer cashed the community

[finite dock]

-225 not good enough value

[dusk grotto]

this was last night with the hockey promo

[terse harness]

Betting 3P is always best

[terse harness]

yea it’s a safe pick sadly

[terse harness]

I took the Dustin promo

[finite dock]

If it was like -145 I would have it on 8 slips

[terse harness]

I gotta be on Underdog Legacy today guys

[unique hare]

I know that 1.50 in credit hurts😂

[terse harness]

it
does

Corey Seager Total Bases

Over 1.5

hit in his last 5 games

but overall hit 9/10

[raw spoke]

Why not 🤷🏿‍♂️

[terse harness]

PP people might actually be stupid

[pliant gust]

It’s so stupid. So I have to pick more star players to be able to use it

[terse harness]

why his a demon line

near a goblin line

[unique hare]

I learned my lesson lol always leave at least 5 in there

[lunar patio]

who

[terse harness]

Seager

On PP

one of his demon lines

[lunar patio]

cause he due for an under

[terse harness]

are at 1.5 Total Bases

and his H+R+RBI is at uhh

2.5

[dusk grotto]

i took his hits but thought abt rbi

[terse harness]

and he went over 8/10 games

[dusk grotto]

seager rbi is 2.5?

[terse harness]

nah

[pliant gust]

2.5 RBI would be crazy lol I think you mean HRR

[terse harness]

on PP his rbi is at 0.5

[terse harness]

no look

[dusk grotto]

i mean just h+r+rbi mb

[terse harness]

yea it’s at 2.5 on PP

[lunar patio]

i just told u why

[terse harness]

yea ik

i’m still explaining to them though

what it was at

[dusk grotto]

we thing seager getting 2 h r rbi?

[terse harness]

maybe☠️

But dex said he’s due for an under

[dusk grotto]

bc i have his hits which gonna hit but it makes the payout trash

dex the all seeing eye or sum?

[terse harness]

idk

☠️

[lunar patio]

huh

[terse harness]

all seeing eye is seeing into the future

[lunar patio]

take it then fn

[dusk grotto]

bro had to break it down

[finite dock]

Can we get @lunar patio track record

[dusk grotto]

LMAO

[terse harness]

☠️

Give me a second

[lunar patio]

i’ve never heard anyone say that

[terse harness]

all I see here

track record seems clean if you ask me

[finite dock]

If I go 3/3 Wingstop is on me

[lunar patio]

how u evendo that

[humble jungle]

💀

[terse harness]

want a tutorial?

[humble jungle]

save my spot for some buffalo ones

[lunar patio]

later im fin gts

[spark vault]

bruh the day just started

[terse harness]

already done☠️

[spark vault]

lmaoo

[lunar patio]

them 0.65x props not feeding anyone with those payouts

[finite dock]

No .65x today

[empty moss]

me looking at this while taking the under Alavarez 🫣

[finite dock]

Only on promos

[primal mountain]

well, there goes my slip lol

[lunar patio]

i got off at 3am

[finite dock]

@terse harness

[empty moss]

😭😭

[terse harness]

chill on me bro😭

[humble jungle]

wdym how

[gleaming hamlet]

Thanks for the picks yall. 🙏

[primal mountain]

Because Skedaddle has Yordan UNDER....whenever someone says something like that to me, they usually win, and I lose

[terse harness]

Also

Seager

[empty moss]

I also have Seager under

[terse harness]

2.5 H+R+RBI went over

[empty moss]

😂😂

[terse harness]

4/6 H2H

[empty moss]

I got a lot of the people yall took over, under

Seager at 9 fts I took the under, and he got bumped to 8 fts

[terse harness]

yea sometimes you gotta bet against

[empty moss]

Yordan was at 2 hrrbi, so hopefully a hit for u and a push for me 🙏🏽

[primal mountain]

I took Yordan over because in the last three days he's 5 for 11, batting .455

[terse harness]

why did I just see

[empty moss]

for some odd reason

[terse harness]

16 Yr old Luka playing against MVP westbrook☠️

[primal mountain]

with a BABiP of .333 and wRC+ of .343

[empty moss]

batters just don’t go good against new pitchers

It’s a relative trend I’ve seen

[spark vault]

im smelling a gunnar henderson home run today! @primal mountain

keep note of this

[empty moss]

batters that have never faced a pitcher tend to have to progress throughout the game

[finite dock]

Made a dominican dude that is a little psychotic

[primal mountain]

Yeah, but Woods-Richarsdson isn't "Fernando" either

[lunar patio]

who raised you ?

[empty moss]

😂😂

[primal mountain]

Wolves

[lunar patio]

why u such a kind person @primal mountain

[humble jungle]

what’s your slip i wanna do a 2 man

[stuck geyser]

Dex ain’t even tuff 💯

[finite dock]

Dex ain’t even tough 💯

[stuck geyser]

NOPE

[empty moss]

Diaz and Wong = DNP

[finite dock]

Dex ain’t even tough 💯

[empty moss]

Bello fts bumped up, Seager fts bumped down

[finite dock]

Diaz ain’t playin?

[empty moss]

yeah

Bassist fts bumped up also

[lunar patio]

here u go

[finite dock]

You sure? He didn’t play yesterday

[empty moss]

yes

he’s not in the lineup

he alr dnp on PrizePicks also

[final oasis]

I bet on Tucker and Yordan no home runs I don’t bet on them 7 HRs

[empty moss]

this a slip I tailed from TimMan

I like this a lot ngl 😂

[terse harness]

if 4 people can’t get 1 run that’s just sad

[humble jungle]

how you put on that

[terse harness]

MLB combo

[empty moss]

huh?

u said how much or how do I

[humble jungle]

omg my b can’t type how much you put on that slip i mean

[empty moss]

5, TimMan put 50 tho

[humble jungle]

damnnnn

[empty moss]

so u can gauge what u want wit dat

but I don’t do high units

only low units

[humble jungle]

might put 3🫡

ya same

once i get to big boy bank💰that’s when we put 100 on some bs

[empty moss]

I hit everyday so my profit margin is kinda crazy with $5 bets 😂

[humble jungle]

ya i wanna be like you bruh

i down a lot from juts putting 5 or less

[empty moss]

I just do like 3-4 slips

I put 6 slips in yesterday

[stuck geyser]

Bassitt fantasy bumped

[empty moss]

the two I made both hit

[terse harness]

im full sending it

[empty moss]

the other 4 I tailed didn’t

😭😭

[terse harness]

i’m taking Seager Over 2.5 H+R+RBIS

[empty moss]

but I still made profit tho regardless

[sand finch]

Should I tail?

[empty moss]

if u like it, tail

[humble jungle]

you confident in this tail💀

[empty moss]

I like it so I tailed

[humble jungle]

bet

put 3 on it

[empty moss]

TimMan taking me to the 🏦

[humble jungle]

oh yaaa

[empty moss]

omg UD put some more value on da board

😂😂

lemme go make another slip

[empty moss]

me getting ready to tail

then I see .9x 😭

[primal mountain]

yeah, don't tail

I'm just in it to seen it go green lol

[empty moss]

TAIL ALERT 🚨

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/tedlasso-yikes-gif-27201348

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/lord-of-the-rings-i-wouldnt-really-nope-no-gif-18044199

[empty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/thursday-morning-gif-3452382699452419355

[unkempt agate]

https://tenor.com/view/tailing-nascar-on-nbc-bumper-to-bumper-hit-bumper-hit-car-gif-18195043

Tailing

[empty moss]

Ryan double? 2 hits? Homer? 👀

[primal mountain]

that's a good representation of "tailing"

lol

[primal mountain]

I think he gets 2 singles

he's Mr. Single

well, at least, last year he was

[empty moss]

😂😂

[primal mountain]

But Memphis said something about Gunnar hitting a HR today.....but I don't see it

[empty moss]

I got 3 slips for these early games, I think that’s enough 😂

[empty moss]

GUNNNAARR

[primal mountain]

so, I took Mountcastle's TB because he's hit 2 HR's in the last three days

[empty moss]

If he got a mustache, he gon homer

[primal mountain]

and has a double

[finite dock]

Ryan is a weird way to spell Corey Drew Seager

[empty moss]

Slugger Ryan

[spark vault]

https://tenor.com/view/gunnar-henderson-baltimore-orioles-home-run-orioles-gif-17381245919979793840

[empty moss]

😂

[primal mountain]

but I'm going to make another slip because Memphis might right too

lol

[empty moss]

😂😂

[pliant gust]

He knows

More Papa John’s for the people

[terse harness]

guys remember

[spark vault]

nah nah 🤣🤣 lol let’s just see first

[terse harness]

if @finite dock hits he’s buying wingstop
for everyone!!

[spark vault]

yessir lol

[finite dock]

I’m taking orders now

Lemon pepper, anyone?

[fleet sluice]

Any good plays right now?

[empty moss]

😂😂

[finite dock]

I’m actually tailing

[primal mountain]

The multiplier is like 67x or something

[hot basin]

Yall like this play

[spark vault]

matt olson & gunnar looking good , might tail

[finite dock]

KFC🫡‼️

[hot basin]

All thanks to you man appreciate it

It actually looks so good ngl

I’m just gonna wait to see if there’s a discount or smth

[primal mountain]

YOU SAID GUNNAR SO I TOOK GUNNAR

lol

[trail spoke]

I took seager at 1.5 TB

[hot basin]

That one is a free scorcher fs

[primal mountain]

That's a good pick....that jerk hit a double like in the 9th a couple of days ago....I needed a HR from him lmao

[fleet sluice]

Any good plays right now?

For pitchers?

[hot basin]

Blake snell 2.5 era scorcher looks good

[finite dock]

All the pitchers props in these are decent

[hot basin]

They changed the Cole Irvin one

I was gonna take it😭

[finite dock]

I know i’m glad I got it at 6

[finite dock]

I originally thought it would be 5.5 because that’s what it was set to on Linemate but then I saw it was 6 on UD and didn’t hesitate

[hot basin]

Yall think there’s gonna be a discount today?

[empty moss]

👀

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES BASEBALL

[empty moss]

me going through Joey’s slip trynna find a 3rd person to add without a reduced payout 😂

[lunar patio]

ud is so smart

they kno nun of this gon hit

just trick yall into donating more money

[primal mountain]

🙏 on Seager HR's

dammit, I forgot about Judge

[lunar patio]

y’all sleeping on ben brown @lean dust @jolly shell

[finite dock]

Dexter is fun at parties

[empty moss]

I think Gunnar smacks one into center field

👀

[dawn urchin]

Can you guys tell I like NRFI?….

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-very-very-tricky-brian-the-trust-a-game-of-greed-it's-quite-difficult-netflix-gif-14689325909318335122

[short harness]

aye im doing this
dearica hamby (WNBA) - 34.5 PRA
snell 2.5 er’s
seager 1.5 tb

[empty moss]

As u can clearly see he’s confident in 2 man slip

TAIL ALERT 🚨

[dawn urchin]

Actually not a lot of options when I made it. So I just decided to stick it as a flex with the others. So either I’m eating or getting eaten by UD

[empty moss]

😂😂

[dawn urchin]

ALL GAS NO BRAKES

[short harness]

i can finally send photos

[spark vault]

https://tenor.com/view/you-can-count-on-me-brian-the-trust-a-game-of-greed-you-can-trust-me-netflix-gif-7158387875053451238

[unique hare]

Send cheeks

[vestal sparrow]

let’s get this bread

[short harness]

but is hamby a lock?

[unique hare]

Tf is wrong with you man

[short harness]

bro said JP crawford

[spark vault]

https://tenor.com/view/mourinho-jose-mourinho-shut-shut-up-shut-your-mouth-gif-8185852921913825286

[unique hare]

https://tenor.com/view/jose-mourinho-sweet-trouble-gif-26762341

[short harness]

what yall know bout jose 😂

[spark vault]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-cook-let-him-cook-hes-cooking-hollup-let-him-cook-hollup-let-me-cook-gif-27589225

😭

[unique hare]

https://tenor.com/view/jose-mourinho-special-one-please-dont-call-me-arrogant-because-what-im-saying-is-true-gif-12899984072575222735

[spark vault]

cooked baseball

now we heading to wnba

[unique hare]

Tennis after?

[spark vault]

nah they be rigging it form

for u

[dense mantle]

😭

[dawn urchin]

UNC @spark vault IN THE KITCHEN

[arctic wraith]

I NEED PICKS

[spark vault]

yessir

[dense mantle]

Where my mlb guys at?

[empty moss]

so what we doin

cookin up home runs now?

😂

[dense mantle]

Fuckkkk no big ahh donation

You better off taking them individually on a book

[lunar patio]

@dense mantle i got a lock

[dense mantle]

What you thinking?

[lunar patio]

ben brown over PO

[dense mantle]

I got 2 I wanna play lowkey

[lunar patio]

he legit

[dense mantle]

He has a lot of potential, but he hasn’t been fully stretched out but 1 or 2 times this szn.

Was he a reliever or sum?

[lunar patio]

yessir

bounced between rotation and bullpen

[dense mantle]

I figured bc his innings are weird lmao

Nd his pitch counts

[soft stirrup]

This not a lock? @lunar patio

[lunar patio]

no sir

[lunar patio]

think he starting now

[lean dust]

😎

[lunar patio]

how tf

u get a promo

[lean dust]

🤞

[lunar patio]

looks good tho

[lean dust]

Tryna get some money back after I got em last week for a G

[radiant quail]

Yo where my promo at

[dense mantle]

I’m fw Brandon too 🤓

[lean dust]

I think it’s on Luis not giving up three

[dense mantle]

Don’t sleep on Cole, I mixed him a lil. But mainly Brandon

[lean dust]

Snell hasn’t came close to that all year

Closest he has been is 20 fantasy points

[empty moss]

😭😭

[lean dust]

Only pitched last 4 innings once

Past*

[empty moss]

need these games to start

so I can know if I need to cook up a recovery slip 😂

[radiant quail]

Start cookin some up

[trail spoke]

That's so real 🤣

[empty moss]

there’s no value I like on the board rn

[lean dust]

No way snell hits 27

Would need the win and QS

[radiant quail]

Today is the day

[empty moss]

my recovery slip usually be the 3 mans, but shiit my players be DNP 🥲

[lean dust]

That ain’t happening agaisnt Yankees

[radiant quail]

He finna cook today

[empty moss]

man

Snell ain’t cookin shi against Yankees

😂

I’ll gladly take dat man under

[lean dust]

Straight dookie

[radiant quail]

😭😭

[lean dust]

Up in the high 80”s and low 90”s pitch count in the 3rd and 4th inning every game

😂

Getting just slapped

Today could be his bounce back tho and I bet on him so prolly will be

Bout to light up the Yankees 😂

[empty moss]

it’s always like dat man

😭😭

I be hoping I take all the players on the same they all shit the bed

😂😂

[lean dust]

I mean the stats all there been straight dookie 😂

Then old smell gonna show up today

Cy young snell 😂

[empty moss]

😂

[sullen sage]

i hit a 3$ to 40$ yesterday on the yankees giants

had to bet cuz i was at the game at oracle

[lean dust]

To bad someone didn’t splash one for u

[sullen sage]

i know

but i called it

i said judge is about to nail that coke bottle

and then he nuked it

[dense mantle]

Snell didn’t have a spring training so he still trynna get adjusted

I don’t see him cooking yet, but he should be getting better. However the Yankees bats been HOT

[lean dust]

Bingo

Hoping today ain’t the day he gets back to old self

[lunar patio]

damn im tryna see if ima get a promo

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/you-got-that-right-pointing-gif-8911833898928713044

[lean dust]

Feel like that’s still to high 27.5

[short harness]

we up, put in a flex fr

[lean dust]

No snell today

[short harness]

can see snell locking in but at the same time his control has been all time ass this year

[lean dust]

Bad snell

Tough team to try and regain ur form against

Feel like prop still high and I don’t c them getting the win and QS

[finite dock]

Stinker Snell has a ring to it

3 ER🙏

[lean dust]

no way he goes 6 and no way he gets the win so he would have to hit 28 points with strikeouts and innings and not giving up runs

[finite dock]

Wait what prop did you take?

Thought we were on ER

[lean dust]

I did one with under era as well

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/chiquichico-gif-26004262

[lean dust]

😂

Hit 20 once rest been under 11

🤞

[lean dust]

Just need rizzo to not strikeout 5 times like usual

That dude swings at everything lmao

[tiny topaz]

What are some locks today

Do we like judge/Soto bases or hrr?

[dense mantle]

Should be able to take snell

[tiny topaz]

Snell over er?

[dense mantle]

History isnt the best for judge ngl

[tiny topaz]

wym hes been good l5 at least

[dense mantle]

Judge is 1/16 against Snell. With 10ks

[tiny topaz]

damn

what abt soto

[dense mantle]

He usually doesn’t do good against him

[junior aspen]

Judge for another HR!

[dense mantle]

But his bat is hot

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/stone-cold-steve-austin-gif-27207643

He’s over 5/5 this season

[junior aspen]

Or maybe we’ll get CY Young Snell since it’s June

[tiny topaz]

i need 4 plays ima make 2 3 leggers with the two promos slee[er has

[dense mantle]

Never faced him they were teammates lmao

[tiny topaz]

shit okay

[tiny topaz]

sotos props look so free today

bases hits and hrr

[weak condor]

solid?

[dense mantle]

I usually don’t bet hitters props, not my specialty unless it the all star weekend lmao

[tiny topaz]

same tbh

judge and soto hit for me last night

[lavish island]

Ohtani sold yesterday

[weak condor]

should i tail

[tiny topaz]

but i wnt 0/7 down $35

[dense mantle]

I took Brandon pfaat and Cole pitching outs

Brandon is gonna have a longer leash but Cole is a auto play for me

[tiny topaz]

irvin under ha?

cole

[dense mantle]

Yes it’s hitting

[lavish island]

I would rather Aaron judge hits run

[dense mantle]

I would but I didn’t get the promo

[weak condor]

ion see the plate appearance

[junior aspen]

I am curious if Snell really will turn it around since it’s June. It’s known for slow starts

[tiny topaz]

oh shi peralta is pitching today

ik who im putting my bread on

[dense mantle]

He didn’t have a spring training, that’s why he’s been shit.

But he’s naturally gonna get better he’s a former cy winner

[lean dust]

https://tenor.com/view/the-choice-is-yours-jigsaw-john-kramer-saw6-it-is-your-decision-gif-21986621

[dense mantle]

He’s gonna get right soon

[tiny topaz]

what peralta prop yall like?

7.5 K or unde 1.5 era

[lavish island]

Dint shohei chalked total bases yesterday?

[junior aspen]

This was the start to last season 🤷‍♂️

[pure compass]

i see ya'll forgot about Ranger rescue already and back to donating haha

[weak condor]

only 3/5 of ur guys showed up for me

[tiny topaz]

what peralta prop yall like?
7.5 K or under 1.5 era

[lean dust]

Who didn’t ?

[junior aspen]

Yes

[dense mantle]

Did you forget they changed the rules last year? With the pitch clock. A lot of pitchers started bad bc they had to adjust

[junior aspen]

Shohei got 1 but needed higher than 1.5

[junior aspen]

Nope

[dense mantle]

Didn’t forget nothing I can do about it

[lean dust]

I got a promo u won’t get that and they took off snell fantasy ?

[weak condor]

yeah

[junior aspen]

When did they change it? In the middle of the season or the beginning

[pure compass]

mfs was saying "never using ud again blah blah" then they back the next day haha. not you specifically just some i'm seeing

[tiny topaz]

what peralta prop yall like?
7.5 K or under 1.5 era

[lean dust]

No way they took off snell fantasy

[weak condor]

oh nevermind i just seen him again

so 4/5

[lean dust]

There u go

[dense mantle]

Never said that, was mad but never said that

[junior aspen]

What’s Snell’s fantasy at

[pure compass]

read my message again my friend

[dense mantle]

Right before the szn started

[weak condor]

should i flex?

[tiny topaz]

Thoughts? (I have 5 mins to cancel it)

[junior aspen]

All I see is amount won 😆

[tiny topaz]

oh u cant see the oettinger 3 legger?

[dense mantle]

Doesn’t matter it should hit, but it is Sunday. Which is the worst day to bet mlb lmao

[tiny topaz]

There my b

Should I cancel or nah? I’m a brewers fan and I feel p confident

[dense mantle]

Go with your gut

[tiny topaz]

my gut is 0/7

in june

its the 2nd

[dense mantle]

Whole community is on nastrini ngl

[tiny topaz]

hes mid

[dense mantle]

Trust me ik

[tiny topaz]

his stats are crazy bad and the brewers actually scoring a bit now

ima keep it but i fw snell over er

[junior aspen]

Oh I see that all right but I’m just stuck looking at the amount won 😆

[tiny topaz]

oh hahahah

[dense mantle]

Chill gng

[tiny topaz]

its not that much ngl

[pure compass]

meanwhile : amount lost = $9,873,123

[tiny topaz]

yea p much

[pure compass]

same

[tiny topaz]

im down a cool 800 lifetime on betting

not that bad for 2 1/2 years

[junior aspen]

I don’t even know who that is and if the community is on him then I would either fade or go opposite

[raw spoke]

Hunter brown HR already

[dawn urchin]

& MY NRFI IS CHALKED

[raw spoke]

😭

[dense mantle]

😭😭😭

[steady void]

thats tuff

[junior aspen]

That’s not bad. Healthy losses. Slow burn

[lavish island]

Idk if to take Medina

[dense mantle]

Just like my blunts

[tiny topaz]

slow cooking my bank acc

[tiny topaz]

l;mfasooooooo

[junior aspen]

I mean I lost more than that in the few months I’ve been here but I have a job so at least I earn money from that side

[dawn urchin]

Thankfully my other 2 slips are insured so hopefully those come through so I can get my money back

[dense mantle]

Nice slow burn 😵‍💫

[dense mantle]

Fasho

Man I robbed sleeper last year with pitching outs and fantasy they won’t even add it back 😭

[junior aspen]

Sleeper doesn’t have pitching outs and fantasy points?

[dense mantle]

Nope never added it this year

Had it last year tho

[junior aspen]

At least UD still has it

[tiny topaz]

Yea fr

[tiny topaz]

This is annoying bc I’m self excluded on UD and I’m on sleeper rn

[dense mantle]

Sleeper is terrible now ngl

[tiny topaz]

And UD had THREE .5 promos

[tiny topaz]

I like the percentage showing

DAMNIT

I WAS GONNA PICK MORTON 6.5 KS

AND IT GOT BUMPED

Now I don’t have another pairing

[empty moss]

and just like dat $50 gone

[dense mantle]

Morton is old asf now But his walks line was free last year when they were 1.5

[empty moss]

good thing I put 5

[tiny topaz]

Is this guy any good?

[dense mantle]

Kc strikes out the second least in the mlb

[tiny topaz]

Good to know

Didn’t someone say to take Ben brown under 6.0 Ks

[finite dock]

Gonna get 4 TVS on the third floor so I can watch multiple games at once lol

[tiny topaz]

It’s at 6.5 on sleeper

[dawn urchin]

Like I said before only positive is my other 2 slips are insured so hopefully the other 2 games hit. I would love a refund

[manic laurel]

Yainer Diaz is sitting this game

Is that a void too?!

Fkkkkkkk

[steady void]

Cody Bellinger good against LHP ?

[burnt stone]

What do yall think seager got me right yesterday and hes hit this 9 of last 10

[finite dock]

Yes

[lofty crown]

https://tenor.com/view/yeat-yaya-desiresgifs-twizzy-gif-25436478

[empty moss]

😂😂

[tiny topaz]

Damn I was abt to bet Irvin and Morton but their games started

That sucks bc they both look nice rn

Well Irvin alr has a hit but Morton under era and over 6.5ks is nice

[hot basin]

Let’s get it Irvin already hit W

[primal mountain]

@spark vault YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD YOU

lol

GUNNAR HR

[pliant gust]

Papa John’s for the people

[coral zealot]

Corey got his 1st base!!! Just 1 more

[hot basin]

Let’s gooo

[empty moss]

GUNNAR HOMERRRR

damn

[tiny topaz]

so glad he got 0 yesterday

and sold my only hittable parlay

[empty moss]

4 more homeruns to go

[spark vault]

https://tenor.com/view/gunnar-henderson-baltimore-orioles-home-run-orioles-gif-17381245919979793840

[empty moss]

😂

[pliant gust]

Best player in baseball

[empty moss]

oh yeah

this marlins pitcher is awful

😂😂

[snow idol]

ur crazy

[finite dock]

If Seager gets another single does he cash?

[empty moss]

😂😂

[finite dock]

Or does it have to be a double

[empty moss]

yes

[pliant gust]

Cash Quintana first earned run

[empty moss]

another single cashes

[finite dock]

Let’s gooo🫡

[burnt stone]

Seager is him

His HRR woulda cashed already and i woulda took that but the payout has to be 3x on sleeper🤦‍♂️

Just need one more base

[empty moss]

Finna take a nap

hopefully I wake up green

[finite dock]

Does this actually have a chance😭

[tiny topaz]

same

damn his hrr did cash

i have him at 1.5 bases too

paired it w olson hrr

[burnt stone]

Thats what i wanted to take but it wasn’t a 3x and i was using a discount

[tiny topaz]

oh damn

thats smart

[lean dust]

Whoever called the Gunnar home run nice call

[tiny topaz]

this is the slip @burnt stone

[burnt stone]

Looking good

[finite dock]

Cmon Devers bomb this

[lean dust]

Hahaha thought u we’re talking to me

That’s my name to 😂

[tiny topaz]

hahaha

[burnt stone]

This was yesterday bro got me right ive been cold

[lean dust]

Even spelt the same 😂 (one c at end)

[tiny topaz]

seager been good. i just hope he gets another base bc i was abt to do hrr

[primal mountain]

Bregman TB 🎯

damn, he hit a homerun

I had a feeling

[pliant gust]

He’s been hitting a lot of them recently

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/number-1-fire-gif-75624632996465874

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-more-gif-21856591

https://tenor.com/view/base-basexa-gif-14476514

https://tenor.com/view/dodger-wayne-dodgers-corey-seager-kiss-licking-lips-gif-18047889

[empty moss]

@dawn urchin tough NRFI day

[dawn urchin]

UD TOOK ME TO THE CLEANERS TODAY

[empty moss]

😭😭

[finite dock]

Underdog is my favorite charity

[dawn urchin]

Live picture of UD HQ feasting on my stupidity

[finite dock]

Didn’t even notice now i’m the same ugly green as you @junior aspen

[dawn urchin]

Mize such a bum had deavers down to 2 strikes & WALKED HIM

[tall scaffold]

NFRI

lw

[empty moss]

I seen dat

had em down 2 strikes early too

he got scared

😂

[coral zealot]

U def eating good tonight

[steady void]

im scared the Brewers gone score i wanna take it tho

[pure compass]

Seager is heater

i won some on him a couple days ago i wanna double dip but i'm scared cause i know if i get greedy and pick him again it's gonna be the day he don't hit lmao

[finite dock]

seager single please

one single

and i eat

[pliant gust]

Sweat free

[primal mountain]

what? how? the day just started

[astral fractal]

Who do I make picks for today

[pliant gust]

NRFIs

[primal mountain]

Those DAMN NERFIES

[hot basin]

Damnit seager

[tall scaffold]

Shit Boutta be part 2 bro

[primal mountain]

I said the same thing about Seager yesterday

[astral fractal]

I won $169.87 yesterday

[hot basin]

What you guys thinking about this?

[bleak mountain]

the mets are so poverty holy

[bleak mountain]

looking good

[dawn urchin]

THEY ABSOLUTELY FEASTED ON ME

[oak quail]

💸🕺🏽

[astral fractal]

ok so I don't have pic perms so just gonna read my picks out

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/world-war-z-zombies-crazed-rushing-insane-hurry-gif-26776704

THOSE DAMN NERFIES

[lofty crown]

lol

[pure compass]

that tonka

[undone warren]

U trust snell

[astral fractal]

Tatis Jr - Higher 0.5 hits
Bauers - Higher 0.5 total bases
Contreras - Higher 1.5 total bases
Witt Jr - 0.5 singles
Lodolo - Lower 32.5 fantasy points

if it hits I'm getting $100

[tall scaffold]

who took freddy tdy?

[oak quail]

yeah hasn’t hit 5 straight against them snell has been giving up a lot of runs which he does not due , Yankees have been hot as of late but I think they cool off today

[finite dock]

If a player has 2 singles does that count as 2 bases

[pliant gust]

Yes

[finite dock]

Holy shit Ragans might be cooked

[tall scaffold]

freddy cant finish shit lmao

[tiny topaz]

ong

[steady void]

no way freddy chalks my nfri

[tiny topaz]

he shouldve had 3 Ks

[terse harness]

what inning is it

[tall scaffold]

holy shit

freddy might be hurt

[tiny topaz]

no shot

[tall scaffold]

hes pitching like shit

[steady void]

FREDDDYYY

wtf dawg

[tall scaffold]

ever since that 2nd batter hes been throwing weird

[tiny topaz]

i just need 8 Ks'

fml

[astral fractal]

Tatis got a homer in the first inning yesterday, it was so funny

[tiny topaz]

BRO ANOTHER 2 STRIKE COUNT

AND HE GETS A HIT

[terse harness]

I need 2.5 H+R+RBI

[finite dock]

RAGANSSSS

4 MORE KS

[tiny topaz]

bro u have to be kidding

[terse harness]

what game yall looking at

[tiny topaz]

peralta couldve struck out everyone

brewers

[bleak mountain]

ragans cooking rn holy

[steady void]

1st leg chalk is crazy

[undone warren]

What bout canning?

[tiny topaz]

as someone who bet freddy over 7.5 Ks im in shambles

[steady void]

GG

[tiny topaz]

lol

[terse harness]

HOLY

INNINGS END THIS FAST???

[tiny topaz]

i stg

[bleak mountain]

u dont watch bb?

[oak quail]

Canning has struggled but the Mariners as a team have the highest strikeout percentage in the MLB

[terse harness]

no

it surprises me how fast the 3rd inning was

[tiny topaz]

take out freddy

[terse harness]

well i’m not sure if it’s over but it’s on comercial break

[tiny topaz]

THIS MAN HAS SEEN 4 STRAIGHT AB WITH 2 STRIKE COUNT

AND DIDNT RETIRE A SINGLE BATTER

BRO I NEED 8 KS AND HE JUST MISSED OUT ON AT LEAST TWO

[terse harness]

@finite dock kid you not

[tiny topaz]

yea im done w baseball

[terse harness]

I have YET to see Corey

Seager

[tiny topaz]

hes 1/2

got a base but needs another

[raw spoke]

Y’all gotta stop goin with this pitches against these trash teams

[tiny topaz]

cashed his hrr

[raw spoke]

Pitchers

[pliant gust]

Freddy with a 40 pitch first inning

[tall scaffold]

crazy

[tiny topaz]

freddy abt to put me to sleep

its 2 pm

OMFG AFTER ALL THAT HE WALKED HIM

[tall scaffold]

possibly worst team in the MLB

and this mf cant get a dam out

[bleak mountain]

king is such a bum

[tiny topaz]

this is the most angry ive been at betting

ever

[royal wedge]

Harold went over🗿

[tiny topaz]

5 STRAIGHT AB WITH 2 STRIKES

[twin socket]

Can’t locate

[vocal spindle]

I just woke up and every game already started lol

[tall scaffold]

im telling u guys freddy is injured

[terse harness]

yea I lost

[tiny topaz]

CANT GET A SINGLE K

[terse harness]

these innings are fast as shot

[tiny topaz]

u didnt miss much

[tall scaffold]

he injured himself on that 2nd batter

u can tell

[bleak mountain]

eject freddy

[finite dock]

Wdym

[tiny topaz]

i may have an aneursimn

[terse harness]

Corey Seager hasn’t touched the field yet

[vocal spindle]

After looking at who’s pitching today, I didn’t miss anything lol

[bleak mountain]

freddy not even going for 2 innings

[tiny topaz]

if he gopes 6 straigth ab with no K with 2 strikes ima lose my shit

[terse harness]

5th inning

[tall scaffold]

wow freddy

[vocal spindle]

Wdym

[bleak mountain]

he got a single

[onyx pulsar]

Whoo?

[finite dock]

He has 2 ABS

[tiny topaz]

freddy

[tall scaffold]

2 ks first inning u think it would be a good game lmao

[vocal spindle]

Seager literally has a run

[subtle prism]

we need freddy to be flawless lmao

[tiny topaz]

omg

freddy has 2 should have 3 at least

wtf

[bleak mountain]

bro freddy playing max 2 more innings

chalk that

[tall scaffold]

there was action in the Brewers bullpen he aint making it past 3

[tiny topaz]

damn fr?

rip

[bleak mountain]

40+ pc is crazy

1st inning

[terse harness]

?

[vocal spindle]

Freddy has 43 pitches and 2 runs against the white Sox????? In the first inning??????

[tiny topaz]

yes\

guess who bet on him

[vocal spindle]

Any over on Freddy is cooked

[vocal spindle]

Seager literally has a run

[tiny topaz]

there goes 1/2 promos today

[terse harness]

wdym seager has a run

[tiny topaz]

why do i even bother

[tiny topaz]

he does

[terse harness]

it says he has 0 hits wtf ☠️

[vocal spindle]

There was promos today?

[tiny topaz]

sleeper

[terse harness]

says he has 0 runs on pp

[tiny topaz]

he has a single and someone rbi'd him home

[tiny topaz]

he has 1 hit 1 run and hes 1/2 AB

good thing i have seager bvases

anmd not hrr

[terse harness]

bro what😭

I think it doesn’t do anything on PP til it’s over

because

If he has 1 run and 1 hit

[tiny topaz]

yea prob not

[terse harness]

then I have him at 2/2.5

lemme ss

[pliant gust]

Is that your first time using the app? It’s just slow

[terse harness]

no

First time betting baseball on it tho

[unkempt agate]

Bassitt 67 pitches lmao

[civic inlet]

Yea im done betting for a while, freddy getting destroyed by the white sox is a joke ✌🏽

[tiny topaz]

freddy shouldve been well on his way to cashing 8 Ks

too bad he sucks today or smth

wtf

[dense mantle]

Get out the inning Brandon

[tiny topaz]

hes our ace and he gets done like this by the white sox???

boutta go 0/12 on bsaeball in June

its been 2 days

[dense mantle]

Holyyyy

[tiny topaz]

i def think baseball is not for me

[tall scaffold]

Any1 else get this?

[tiny topaz]

vuz wtf'

[tiny topaz]

ya im alr done with half my depo

ive legit burned thru the match alreasdy bc baseball sucks

[dense mantle]

Yea but not using it,

[tiny topaz]

i shouldve matched my depo tn and saved myself 70 bucks

[tiny topaz]

i put in 75 for 150$ total and im alr down to 80

if i just didnt bet on mlb i would still have 150 for the finals

kinda pissed

[hasty patio]

Brandon bouta sell😭

[dense mantle]

Brandon getting shelled

Tuffff

Should’ve been out the inning

[river oar]

nice

[opaque hull]

Lock it in

[dense mantle]

Jesus

He’s throwing turkeys

[bleak mountain]

im done

how do u pitch bad against the mets

[dense mantle]

How tf you give up back 2 back triples

[bleak mountain]

especially to nimmo

[tall scaffold]

Same tbh

[dense mantle]

Dam meatballs down the middle like a idiot

[bleak mountain]

chalk my parlay

[dense mantle]

Use some movement

[tiny topaz]

Even tho I’m down 70 promo match dollars I’m still pissed

[terse harness]

what’s AB again

[jaunty crater]

At bat

[terse harness]

i see i see

[dense mantle]

Brandon you some shit lmao

Cole dealing

[jaunty crater]

Need him to keep dealing

[vestal sparrow]

come on seager

[jaunty crater]

His fantasy at 18 rn

[dense mantle]

He’s up next

[dense mantle]

It’s only second inning relax

[jaunty crater]

I’m saying 😂😭

[burnt stone]

Im watching it on a stream so its hella delayed hoping he can get a base

[bleak mountain]

bro king can’t closeout strikeouts

[little cedar]

Corey cooked or what?

[bleak mountain]

i knew he was community

[brave tartan]

Seager chalk me

[vestal sparrow]

seager time

les go

[terse harness]

what you put him for

[humble jungle]

bassit pull thru?

[jaunty crater]

Freddy 4 more Ks

[terse harness]

wym

[little cedar]

He cooked?

[brave tartan]

I have seager over he chalked

[tiny topaz]

Hold on Freddy

Who told me Freddy chalked

[vestal sparrow]

he hitting rn

[tiny topaz]

He coming back

[bleak mountain]

wtff

[terse harness]

bet

[bleak mountain]

freddy legacy ks

[brave tartan]

Seager come on bro

[tiny topaz]

Seager got bases??

[terse harness]

1 more hit and I hit

[terse harness]

idk

[vestal sparrow]

not looking good

[terse harness]

yea ik bru

i need 1 more

[dense mantle]

Seager out

[vestal sparrow]

fuuu

ck

[dense mantle]

Jesus Freddy

[bleak mountain]

freddy coming back 😭

[vocal spindle]

Seager just got out

[dense mantle]

K the whole side

[vocal spindle]

Rip