┆⚾・baseball

[vocal spindle]

Methstreams has all local and out of market games

Gilbert went over

Dang then it’s either you or Dominick fr

[atomic otter]

what does dominick got him at

[round obsidian]

Ok appreciate it and will stone cash as long as the dodgers win ?

[lean dust]

On the card without the bump Trevor Williams strike outs fucked me out of 110 cuz gray hitting by .5. On card with bump I had blanco so insurance covering him instead of Sonny 😂

[atomic otter]

walk

runner at first

[lean dust]

35.5 on card still alive 34.5 on card that chalked

[atomic otter]

i need siani to strike out

[vocal spindle]

Over 35.5

[atomic otter]

i need siani to strikeout urgently rn

[vocal spindle]

Dang that’s a bad beat

[lean dust]

Bring back Sonny

One more out

[atomic otter]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shaking-head-gif-21797829

[lean dust]

For my ex twin

We should of paid him

[vocal spindle]

Yeah he will, dodgers aren’t likely to blow this lead either

[atomic otter]

0-2 strike him out

[gleaming hamlet]

Please Sonny

[round obsidian]

Ok appreciate it

[atomic otter]

nice nice

pops out

ill let u know second i hear it

if he stays or sswitdched

[round obsidian]

Is someone in the bullpen for stl ?

[lean dust]

https://tenor.com/view/kid-black-sweat-flirt-creepy-gif-12284418

[atomic otter]

yes

someone started warming last inning

[vocal spindle]

You would need him to come back out

[round obsidian]

Ok appreciate it

[jolly shell]

It don’t matter u gettin 10

[gleaming hamlet]

Yep 1 more out

[quiet pendant]

PULLED

[vocal spindle]

Sonny pulled

[gleaming hamlet]

He didn't get quality start.

RIP

[lean dust]

Fuck man

[jolly shell]

Oh dam forgot about the runs

[lean dust]

Gonna be .5 off

[atomic otter]

second i hear if he stays or not ill say something

these ads are killing me

[quiet pendant]

He’s gonna get the win

[atomic otter]

still he would be short .5

[gleaming hamlet]

Missed him at 34.5

[quiet pendant]

How much would he get 5?

[vocal spindle]

He already got pulled

[atomic otter]

Sonny out the game Sonny out the game Sonny out the game Sonny out the game

[vocal spindle]

A little late lol

[atomic otter]

second i heard it

[gleaming hamlet]

@quiet pendant Sonny is going to finish at 35.

[vocal spindle]

^

[quiet pendant]

Damn I’m cooked

[vocal spindle]

As long as angels don’t score 2 runs this inning

[gleaming hamlet]

35 or worse* lol

[vocal spindle]

If angels even tie it, then it’s chalked, regardless of who wins

[atomic otter]

started with a double for angels

taylor at 2nd

[lean dust]

Can’t say the f word or what

[amber wren]

Is glasnow pitching tmr?

[vocal spindle]

Prolly should delete that

[rose raptor]

No cake tm🤞went with pitchers who will indeed deal tm

[gleaming hamlet]

GG yall. We'll see yall tomorrow morning.

[lean dust]

What happened ?

[atomic otter]

wut was it

[lean dust]

I don’t understand why it got flagged ?

The f word ?

[vocal spindle]

I know this is baseball but AJA IS INSANE

[atomic otter]

marmol out of dug

putching change

[vocal spindle]

Most likely

[lean dust]

Ok now I know for future

[atomic otter]

you can swear? no?

[lean dust]

I guess not I just got flagged for it

[vocal spindle]

But typically if automod filters something and you post it as a picture and a mod sees, you’ll get timed out for evading it essentially, so be careful

[atomic otter]

i had them to

woudlve been so nice if they played

[amber wren]

Fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me

[flint tartan]

sucks that could’ve been 2 Hindi

hundo

[amber wren]

Fudu panchod saleyo

[vocal spindle]

Certain words get automodded, others don’t, like you can’t say a synonym for slow

It’s also certain combinations of words and phrases

It used to ban the words “green” and “hit” bc of false positives

I got banned a lot for that

They fixed that one tho

[flint tartan]

love UD for adding pitching combos

it’s such an easy ass bet

[vocal spindle]

I don’t curse so idk which curse words or phrases trigger it

[amber wren]

Salay kute kameena panchod fudu khusrra blanco

[lean dust]

The card with without bump on Sonny would of hit if Trevor Williams didn’t choke strike outs

Then card with bump had blanco so he waisted my insurance 😂

[amber wren]

Blanco mera lun choos la fuduu a panchod

Menu lut lya

[vocal spindle]

I’m nervous, angels got someone in scoring position

And they scored

[atomic otter]

huit to left field

[vocal spindle]

Only 1 run tho

[lean dust]

I got a potty mouth 😁

[atomic otter]

rbi

7-6

cardinals

@vocal spindle u better hope they get their shit together here

[vocal spindle]

It’s the cardinals, ima just accept im chalked lol

They got the out

[atomic otter]

always disapointed watching them...

[vocal spindle]

But they just gonna blow the lead next inning anyway

Sonny was all they had

[atomic otter]

they loose here

i know it

[vocal spindle]

Now cardinals are really the cardinals

If you ever have to bank on cardinals winning a game, just forget abt it

Everytime I take a Sonny line I factor out the fact that he won’t possibly get a win lol

[round obsidian]

Y’all think cardinals losing ?

[vocal spindle]

Yeah

[round obsidian]

Damn

[lean dust]

Sonny usually hit his strike out prop or PO prop if cardinals choke the win a lot ?

[pale urchin]

Holy shit de la Cruz clutched

[lean dust]

Trevor on the ban list 🤷‍♂️

[vocal spindle]

Yeah honestly idk why we still bet fantasy, strikeouts should be the move for any good pitcher on the cardinals, especially Sonny, PO usually has too much juice

[quiet pendant]

Well at least I hit

All my other slips with Sonny are cooked

He would’ve hit on those

[lean dust]

Writing it in my notes 👍

[lean dust]

Nice home run call insurance was meant for him but didn’t need it 💪

[quiet pendant]

Exactly 😂

[vocal spindle]

Yeah ban fantasy for cardinals pitchers unless line just has serious juice

[quiet pendant]

Shohei basically said insurance we don’t need that

[vocal spindle]

Ik you’re glad you didn’t power play lol

[quiet pendant]

Fr

[atomic otter]

pitch clock violation

💀

ball 4 instead of piutch down the middle

go ahead run at 1st

[round obsidian]

Stl is gonna sell 🤦‍♂️

[atomic otter]

DUH

[vocal spindle]

Thought we went over this already

[atomic otter]

strike

1-1

[round obsidian]

I thought there was a chance 😔

[atomic otter]

hes batting 500 in this series

slider low

2-1

no way he loads them

walking

[vocal spindle]

You better pray for a double play

[atomic otter]

strike

[vocal spindle]

2-2 batter timeout

[atomic otter]

2-2

inside

3-2

no way

cardinals have bad record for walks

slider

ball 4

bases loaded

[vocal spindle]

Yeah the grand slam is incoming

[atomic otter]

1-0

[atomic otter]

u can feel it

its a feeling

[atomic otter]

1-1

[atomic otter]

flex saved ya

[vocal spindle]

My time zone is an hour ahead so i already watched the game

He grand slammed

[atomic otter]

no he didnt

something happened

2 outs i believe

yes

[vocal spindle]

Realistically there’s no chance, they only have 1 out so at the very worst they’re gonna get a sacrifice rbi to tie it and Sonny won’t get win

[atomic otter]

squeeze play failed

[lean dust]

Yes sir! On other one with blanco I insured but Sonny bump got me,

[vocal spindle]

Oh wow lol

Imagine Romero strikes him out

[atomic otter]

i love flex

[vocal spindle]

I don’t think I have the imagination for that

[atomic otter]

foul

2-2

[lunar patio]

he sold my 5 man too

[vocal spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-they-mean-random-numbers-gif-10654449

[atomic otter]

high

3-2

no way

💀

another walk imagine

STRIKEOUT

HE GOT HIS ASS

[vocal spindle]

Whoever needed stone fantasy he cashed

[quiet pendant]

They sold

[lean dust]

If someone makes me nervous ill def flex

[vocal spindle]

I wasn’t even sweating it bc ik cardinals just gonna fumble next inning anyway

[atomic otter]

@vocal spindle ive got him at under the 36 ive 100% cash right

[atomic otter]

i still think they do

tbh

some of these rescues on my other games are saving me 😂

[vocal spindle]

Yeah I think it’s most definitely going to extra innings

[vocal spindle]

Yup

Unless they stat correct an earned run to an error or sum

[atomic otter]

i wanna put a bit on angels

i still think they bring it back

[vocal spindle]

I would ngl

Actually I will

[quiet pendant]

Cease actually sold

[vocal spindle]

Ironically enough, now that I did, angels gonna tie it and then lose and both bets gonna chalk

[vocal spindle]

Dang I’d be sick

I told yall bout cease today tho

So I can’t feel too bad

[quiet pendant]

No but he was doing good

Until the final out…..

[vocal spindle]

Yeah but for his line you need to be more than good, you gotta be perfect

[quiet pendant]

And it’s my Rockies Ik how we play

I knew it was high

[atomic otter]

i did

like 3 bucks

[vocal spindle]

Rockies on a 6 game streak

Wasn’t smart to mess with them

[vocal spindle]

I put $1 for $5.50

[atomic otter]

i caught it at 8;1

[vocal spindle]

Not looking too hot

[vocal umbra]

Got ya back with my todays pics Snd a frnd Rqst dangs❤️

[vocal spindle]

No

[quiet pendant]

At the end of the day it’s the Rockies 😂

I do not care we suck 😂 we could be on a 20 game streak

Ima still doubt us

[atomic otter]

@vocal spindle runner at first

PLEASE

HOMERUN

PLEASE DO IT

[vocal spindle]

Cash Sonny

[atomic otter]

gg

[vocal spindle]

I’m positive if we didn’t bet angels moneyline they would’ve won

[atomic otter]

damn right

[vocal spindle]

On pp Sonny got 36 fantasy points

Bc they got wins as 6 and QS as 4

[round obsidian]

Let’s go 🔥

[junior aspen]

Holy crap. Aaron Nola and Chris Sale

Do they get more for shutouts?

[round obsidian]

Stl came thru 🥹

[vocal spindle]

I reverse jinxed it

[vocal spindle]

Nah

Slate is mid tomorrow ngl

Early looks, houser to crap the bed is play of the day, followed by Pablo Lopez over, Suarez over, crochet strikeouts depending on the line, Houck and kikuchi overs.

Valdez over if the line is 15.5

But prolly gonna come in higher

If we get kikuchi PO I might slam it

[rose raptor]

I’m on Pablo

[vocal spindle]

Wait pitching out lines already out?

[vocal spindle]

For me these aren’t there

[river oar]

the chances of this hittin?

[vocal spindle]

Just realized bc the game was cancelled today, yusei isn’t gonna pitch, but we do keep bradish with an extra day of rest

[finite dock]

0-3 the last 3 discounts. Ridiculous

[jolly shell]

How was this out already

[finite dock]

What pitching outs lines yall taking

[finite dock]

Pablo is favored to go under?

@vocal spindle Any good PO lines? I can’t find nun

[minor kelp]

alr yall boys we makin bread today for blanco

[minor kelp]

they will come out later most likely

usually around 10 im pretty sure

[vocal spindle]

None are up

[finite dock]

Can’t even find anything good on linemate though. Nothing over -145

[amber wren]

Would u take 6.5 SO for crochet if that’s the line

[fallen fable]

Ranger for 5.5k worth or na?

Think he’ll hit today but I could be wrong

[finite dock]

@vocal spindle You bet on hits allowed?

[vocal spindle]

I don’t force it

only if it’s a line I overly like and not too much else on the board

[finite dock]

Are the reds good at batting

[minor kelp]

hope ranger fp r good

he did me good last time

[vocal spindle]

I hope they don’t skyrocket his price

Bc he’s not even an ace

[minor kelp]

hopefully

[vocal spindle]

Yo we actually might get a glasnow bump day today

[stiff turret]

Mets have lucchessi on the mound and not houser

Abort phillies hitter props idea

[vocal spindle]

yeah I’m pretty sure houser is a relief pitcher now

Mets says it’s to still be determined

Same with dodgers and jays

[stiff turret]

I saw him starting on fd

Interesting

Luchessi that is

[vocal spindle]

Jays would’ve been yusei but they didn’t play yesterday so I’m not sure who’s gonna play

[vocal spindle]

MLB says tbd

And dodgers everyone was saying it would be Yarborough today, but he’s a relief pitcher, and it’s fifth day for glasnow so it should be glasnow I hope

[stiff turret]

Fd shows Jays starting yusei too

Maybe it's just not confirmed but fd also shows tbd for dodgers

[vocal spindle]

Dodgers need to get on top of it fr

They always the ones that don’t know

Like how do you not know how to count days from a pitchers last start 😭

[stiff turret]

Was yamamato a every 6 days pitcher

I know senga was

[vocal spindle]

Nah he’s every 5

[stiff turret]

I'm saying was he 6 in Japan

[vocal spindle]

Oh idk

Dodgers haven’t even had an off day so idk where the confusion is coming from

[stiff turret]

It's very weird

[violet heart]

Who got picks for the early games

[mighty perch]

Msg me

[vocal spindle]

Lines aren’t even out bruh

[vocal spindle]

Please don’t message him

[mighty perch]

Anyone ready to place tonight parlay's inbox 📥 me privately now to get 3grands parlay's

[vocal spindle]

Stop

[dire crown]

Marsh Strikeouts

And Pablo PO

[violet heart]

Aint even know

[vocal spindle]

Starters haven’t even been determined yet

[spark falcon]

I have a 🔒 but it doesn’t let me send it so i’ll just tell yall.Patrick Corbin is pitching against the #12 moth struck out team with White sox’s being the 11th most struck out team giving up 5 So last game averaging 4.7 past 4 matchups,Patrick also hasn’t gone under this line in his past 2 matchups against them.I also like Alec Marsh because though he may play a low SO team he hasn’t gone under this line when playing the Mariners and they did give up 10 last game and 9.34 AVG last 4 matchups which means they are on a batting slump with which help us Cash Alec.For Bradish but he’s playing the 3 least struck out team with them giving up 4 the last game and averaging 5.3 the past 6 Matchups and Bradish has only gone over this line once in the past 7 Matchups against Toronto

Corbin O 4k Alec over 5.5 Bradish under 5.5

[mighty perch]

We hitting hard tonight too just like yesterday plays follow me up to get plays

[amber wren]

no…

[mighty perch]

You'll can ask me for safe plays if you need help tap in let’s win more 💪💪

[vocal spindle]

Stop

[stiff turret]

Trevor williams got 2 ks vs this team

[vocal spindle]

White Sox don’t get struck out ironically

But they are 4th in ground outs and 5th in double plays

they just don’t see many at bats otherwise they’d be higher

[rose raptor]

So?

[vocal spindle]

Don’t care, Pablo going over

[sturdy kayak]

Ranger

[rose raptor]

Technically I have 16.5 and his line is 17.5 so I’m in the better position

[vocal spindle]

Still no lines?

https://tenor.com/view/megamind-gif-26070434

[rose raptor]

It’s really weird

They release lines from like 8-10 pm central time

Then they take them down

And don’t upload until like 10 am the next morning

[vocal spindle]

And then they take down the only one you actually care about right as you’re trying to lock in your parlay and then don’t put it back up for another 3 hours until all the other lines bumped

And then by the time you finally place it, they all cash their original lines but not the bumps and your day is ruined

[rose raptor]

Funny story this j happen yesterday, I had a 5 man and I was flexing it and right as I hit submit they took away my 5th player so it turned into a 4 man flex so my payout was only a 6x😐

[vocal spindle]

I had at least 1 pick void on every slip yesterday so I ended up with the same lower payouts

[sturdy swallow]

There’s literally a game in 3 hours and we only have TB lines…

[vocal spindle]

Some lines came out

Some strikeouts and pitching outs

I just placed a 5 legger

[amber wren]

Pfaadt pitching outs kinda good right?

[lusty socket]

Charlie Morton 17.5 outs

[vocal spindle]

Lowkey yea

[stiff turret]

Yeah

Morton is ehhh

I feel like 5 innings are a lock

[vocal spindle]

I like Morton po

Against the cubs

Cubs still ain’t healthy

And kinda eh overall

[lusty socket]

Against the cubs? He should definitely go 6

Cubs haven’t been all that great offensively in this series

[stiff turret]

Cubs worry me

Like i was confident in sale

Not so much with morton

[vocal spindle]

Gasser over PO pepper has value imo

[rose raptor]

Morton chillin

[stiff turret]

I just won't be tailing

And it'll bite me

Like it always does

[vocal spindle]

It’s the pirates who aren’t good against lefties, or good at all, and in his debut with a low pitch limit he still pitched 6 while walking 0 batters, with a 70% strike percentage and doing that in only 79 pitches, with 100 he should be able to easily go at least 5.1

[vocal spindle]

Nola incident of ‘24

[minor kelp]

@vocal spindle ranger 6 Ks?

[vocal spindle]

Yes

Without a doubt

100%

[minor kelp]

dubs

[stiff turret]

I took his ks

I ain't apart of the incident

[minor kelp]

marsh playin 6? his last 3 gamws he got pulled 4th and 5th

[lean dust]

Insured

[minor kelp]

ain no way michael king getting over 7 Ks

[minor kelp]

whos ur fav pic outta morton lopez and pdafft

[lean dust]

Morton or Lopez maybe Morton cuz Yankees can hit

[vocal spindle]

Ima tail

[vocal spindle]

Bro just got 11 vs the dodgers so I’m banning all unders on him

[lean dust]

Let’s go

[minor kelp]

wb morton fp

[minor kelp]

🤣

yoo @vocal spindle bradish fp??

lookin low

[vocal spindle]

Fantasy lines just dropped

[vocal spindle]

Idk his pitch count so it’s scary

[lean dust]

Mind if I tail?

[amber wren]

Brooo ranger fantasy so low

Ranger fantasy vs strikeouts?

[vocal spindle]

Screw it ima take it

[vocal spindle]

I’ll send it in a second

[vocal spindle]

I’m mix and matching with both

[amber wren]

ah good good

I swear ranger fantasy just dropped from 32.5 to 31.5

[vocal spindle]

This was my first draft

We should get kikuchi lines soon

They just added his first inning lines

[lean dust]

TY

[stiff turret]

Pablo is sick

[vocal spindle]

Why did I do this

[vocal spindle]

Huh

[amber wren]

Sick as in good?

[stiff turret]

Yeah

[vocal spindle]

Ohhh

[stiff turret]

6ks is so low for him

[vocal spindle]

I thought you meant like he was Ill lol

[sturdy kayak]

How confident

[stiff turret]

I honestly was like what did I say wrong now

[sturdy swallow]

Do we like Bradish fantasy?

[finite dock]

Lock for tonight games

[vocal spindle]

0

Yusei strikeouts dropped but I want fantasy

[stiff turret]

Do you like his ks?

Feels all over the place

[vocal spindle]

Nah

I like the upside of his ks for fantasy but wouldn’t go straight up

[stiff turret]

I agree with this

[storm flame]

Uh

[vocal spindle]

I’m tryna get Robbie a raise

[minor kelp]

lmfao

i fw it

[storm flame]

Smoking a blunt if this don’t hit

[stiff turret]

I can't bet on cookie

[storm flame]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-peppo-smok-smokin-smoking-gif-22663657

[minor kelp]

ur smoking tn

[storm flame]

I’m feared

[minor kelp]

imma tail cuz why not

[stiff turret]

Should smoke one if it hits

[gleaming hamlet]

Suarez already bumped to 32.5. Tanner is .9x now.

[amber wren]

I put ranger in all of my slips is that bad LOL

[stiff turret]

I wouldn't

[jolly shell]

Figured. Gotta just do it lol underdog don’t play . But tanner was already .9x

[jolly shell]

Not if he eats lol

[stiff turret]

It's been raining here all day

[vocal spindle]

Dodgers still no pitcher smh

Just give us glasnow

[stoic yew]

locks for today?

[soft stirrup]

You like this a lot or the other 1st inn slip you made

[stoic yew]

lock,

?

[stiff turret]

I dig it

[lunar patio]

chalk

[jolly shell]

We will see

[lunar patio]

jk family

i’m tailing for sure

[stoic yew]

bradish over or under 5.5??

[stiff turret]

Pritch knows ball

Let him cook

@jolly shell did you hit yesterday?

[stiff turret]

Hell yeah

Unlucky with crease

[jolly shell]

Would have hit on the 100 but bad beat on the ump man blanco

[stiff turret]

I had 2 slips ruined on blanco

[jolly shell]

Did u power

[stoic yew]

send locks for tonight

[jolly shell]

Yal ready for the spices 😂

Flex

[lunar patio]

yeah fam 😭☠️

[jolly shell]

Man gotta flex

[lunar patio]

@jolly shell u like sale PO over fantasy

[jolly shell]

Who Charlie?

[lunar patio]

yeah my bad 😭

i said sale lmao

[jolly shell]

Yea tho because chc are up and down they can score hurt his fantasy. He going to need 6 anyways. And same with tanner

[lunar patio]

facts

give up 3 runs at the 7 inning to chalk fantasy

but already cashed PO

[jolly shell]

Exactly

Brandon is iffy but it’s cin. I think he got it. Odds are high

[minor kelp]

fukin blanco

bro

[jolly shell]

Well they were but still normal

And home

[stiff turret]

I like the webb, yusei and bradish

[jolly shell]

Spices are for after I do my big slip to make what I put in if I lose on the 100 slip

Would have did yusei outs for Brandon but don’t look like we going to get it

[stiff turret]

I'll actually just 2 man it

Still no fp for yusei

[stoic yew]

what’s a rivals lock i can leg with suarez

[rose raptor]

There’s zero locks today

[jolly shell]

Or po. think I’m just going another route

[stiff turret]

Under tatum 3s

🔥

[potent dawn]

Flex wins from yesterday☝🏼

[vocal spindle]

Neither, both likely a donation

[cosmic raft]

Have any for today?

[storm flame]

.

[rose raptor]

Wonder whose gonna get ejected today

[potent dawn]

Give me a sec

[jolly shell]

Was tanner fantasy bumped ?

[minor kelp]

ye

[jolly shell]

Oh ok it still is

[minor kelp]

oh nvm

i made thay bet at like 10:00

[jolly shell]

Waited for yusei outs but they gate keeping today.

[cosmic raft]

No worries!

[ebon prism]

How confident are you @potent dawn in that

I usally go over with Ryan

[potent dawn]

I fuck it it

[vocal spindle]

I really hope glasnow doesn’t pitch today

Bc it’s too late to throw him in my slips

[storm flame]

yaz about to show glasnow

[ebon prism]

I’m trying learn mlb betting anyone got any plays for today for mlb?

[storm flame]

https://tenor.com/view/mookiebetts-ladodgers-dodgers-celebrate-dodgerdance-gif-8540955867918769234

[vocal spindle]

BRADISH WHYYYYYYY

[storm flame]

SO?

damn

[vocal spindle]

They removed the 100x multiplier cap

[storm flame]

😳

[vocal spindle]

Kikuchi got a K too

Kikuchi going for a 3k inning

[amber wren]

Good thing I took him live

[rose raptor]

I lowkey like gomber today☠️

[vocal spindle]

Yeah maybe keep that lowkey

😭😭

[rose raptor]

No cap😭

Gomber on his legacy outings lately

the padres r poverty

[stiff turret]

You know ball

[storm flame]

MIZE really threw a knuckle curve inside right

how is this mf a pitcher

[upbeat nimbus]

Fuck it??

[vocal spindle]

Todays the day everyone decides to get first inning strikeouts smh

But of course everyone I bet on to go over can’t get 1

[jolly shell]

I swear

Bradish not pitching 6 I regret the decision

[vocal spindle]

Chalk every bradish line

Can’t believe I trusted bradish

[jolly shell]

63 in 3 innings I’m mad too lol

[mortal kiln]

that seems low for suarez?

[jolly shell]

Nvr gave us yusei

[vocal spindle]

Why did I bet on day time games

[storm flame]

dame

same

ugh

fuck the tigers

thought i had run it back

bozos

[jolly shell]

I think they can see the ball better or something dang. Nvr works out

[jaunty crater]

Yusei one more K

[stiff turret]

Pog

[jolly shell]

Bradish won’t even make it 5 wow

[stiff turret]

I dig it

Crazy donation of the day

[lean dust]

Valdez at 18.5 PO? Under ?

[stoic yew]

ion got it

[jaunty crater]

You didn’t?

[stoic yew]

nope

still not there i refreshed 5 times 😂

[ebon prism]

I haven’t got that one

[ebon prism]

You really think they won’t strike anyone out the first inning?

[lavish island]

He said it was a donation he just trying because why not

[ebon prism]

Ohh ok

[stiff turret]

I'm confident in gomber, stroman and webb

Other 2 not so much

I flexed it

[ebon prism]

Should I do tanner houck strikes out or fanasty points

[amber wren]

Crochet 10 k’s incoming

[gleaming hamlet]

No complaints but why did we get this?

[lean dust]

Valdez under PO???? At 18.5?

[ebon prism]

What y’all paring with ohtani

[jolly shell]

Anybody hop on Mize live outs

[ebon prism]

I did

[jolly shell]

He just gotta be solid next inning. His pitch count is good for 16 plus

[ebon prism]

I did this

[errant mirage]

I’m gunna do the same, let’s win big

[stiff turret]

If I'm wrong tpritch told you to do it

[errant mirage]

I’d only be loosing out $15😂, I could win 1353 🤷‍♂️

[jolly shell]

U got not one pick I showed lol this was not verified by me 😂🤣😂😂

[errant mirage]

Oh well ain’t loosing much if it goes south, you only live once😂

[jolly shell]

Mine like that were super chalk lol

[stiff turret]

WE ARE ON THE WEBB TRAIN

[jolly shell]

Oh yea lol

[crimson laurel]

What you gotta do to get the othani plate appearance?

[jolly shell]

Mize at 74 pitches. He should be good to go over

[jolly shell]

Nothing

[visual crystal]

^

[crimson laurel]

Oh ok

Thanks

[jolly shell]

Refresh app

[errant mirage]

Just refresh your app it should show up

[crimson laurel]

Oh ight thanks

[lean dust]

Crochet with 2 in the first baby

[maiden shore]

potd @jolly shell

[jolly shell]

Morton outs

[lean dust]

One more out for gasser! Come on baby

@jolly shell @vocal spindle what did you guys pair the ohtani promo with ?

[ebon prism]

Mix over 4.5ks let’s go

Miz

[vocal spindle]

Mines a donation 😂😂

[lean dust]

Either a good will donation or a shopping spree 😂

[jolly shell]

Don’t know why it says 60.

[lean dust]

Do we know who’s pitching for dodgers tonight ?

[lunar patio]

you can do 60 on it fam

[vocal spindle]

Gasser pulled at 82 pitches bruh why

[lean dust]

They pulled gassed a out short

[vocal spindle]

I’m down to like no slips left today

[jolly shell]

U have to not insure 10 and 10 is a 100

[lean dust]

So fucking wild as Perez kept pitching with 7 earned runs

[jolly shell]

It glitches sometimes

[lunar patio]

ohhh ok

[vocal spindle]

Everything chalked due to either gasser or bradish, horrible day

[lean dust]

Is gasser gonna end up hitting points ?

[vocal spindle]

He had fantasy points prop?

[lean dust]

I insured luckily

[lean dust]

I didn’t see it, so I’m assuming no

[jolly shell]

I think tanner going to have to pitch 7-8 innings to win . We will see

Good luck yal. Be back later

[vocal spindle]

Perez still pitching with 86 but gasser pulled at 82 smh

[minor kelp]

ohtani special

im fuckin nukin

[lean dust]

So stupid

[amber wren]

Imma nuke ohtani with glasgow when he shows up

Glasnow*

[prisma anvil]

I don’t watch baseball but this hitting right

[minor kelp]

most likely ya how much pitches he got?

[prisma anvil]

Idk😭

[stiff turret]

It hit

[amber wren]

Wait too many lmao

Needs one more for a push

[prisma anvil]

ty🙏🙏

[amber wren]

But he’s at like almost 70 pitches

[minor kelp]

he js hit right

[prisma anvil]

ye

[minor kelp]

dubss

[amber wren]

Nigga not yet

[vocal spindle]

We know for sure glasnow is pitching?

[amber wren]

He’s at 5

[vocal spindle]

It just hit

[prisma anvil]

I took his alt line

[minor kelp]

he had him for 5

[amber wren]

I think it’s almost confirmed

[amber wren]

Oh wow I didn’t see

Fuck me

[prisma anvil]

I took the alt line so I can just get the promo bread

[amber wren]

smart guy

[slender grove]

@finite dock @prisma anvil @amber wren how we feeling abt ranger suarez getting 6 strikeouts

[round obsidian]

Anyone got 3 good pitcher fantasy scores ?

[civic inlet]

You can pair same team players in 2 mans ??? 👀

[prisma anvil]

I couldn’t. Tell ya I don’t watch baseball just make some bets on it

[civic inlet]

Wat i learned this week is, if a great pitcher has low/mid lines vs mid to low average batting teams im fading plus the mets dont k alot

Thats just me tho 🤷🏽‍♂️

[finite dock]

Two sides to this. First you have the odds side. The play is -105 meaning that it is barely favored and you only have a 51.21951219512195 percent chance of hitting. So essentially a coin flip. If you go off of the last few games and H2H, it’s decent, not great tho. He does struggle against the matchup but has done good this season. Overall, I personally wouldn’t take it because it doesn’t apply to my strategy of trying to find the most favored plays as possible, but you could take it if you want.

[amber wren]

Is crochet going another inning?

[slender grove]

holy W andrew

@finite dock any mlb picks i could tail?

[finite dock]

Houck 17.5 pitching outs

Marsh 1.5 walks

[amber wren]

I personally put ranger on every slip like a dumb ahh so I might be screwed

[finite dock]

@slender grove that’s all I would take

[civic inlet]

Houck PO off the board 🙏🏽

[lean dust]

Sadly no voided SO

[pallid dove]

Anyone got a free lowered payout I can use

[prisma anvil]

ik only 3x but bang

[potent dawn]

Insured win🫡

[rose raptor]

Anyone else fw gleyber Torres unders?

[stoic yew]

locks?

[jolly shell]

Man don’t study odds to hard make u miss out. Ranger over k’s tonight

[lean dust]

How’s this looking

[slender grove]

you confident abt those 2?

[minor kelp]

💀

[stiff turret]

Hell yeah

[minor kelp]

i put 8 for 800

[stiff turret]

Get that bread

[storm flame]

Chalked first game ugh

Fuck Detroit

Fuck the lions tigers and pistons

[minor kelp]

he alr gettin his lighter

[stiff turret]

Ykb

[storm flame]

Just smoked a blunt and ate some munchies

Back at it tmr

[stiff turret]

Munchies are the shit

[minor kelp]

greening out if ranger sells

[storm flame]

Facts

[stiff turret]

I don't see them in my area anymore

[amber wren]

Pfaadt on demon timing ong

😈

5 k’s in 27 pitches goddamn

[ebon prism]

Aye Austin ✅

[stiff turret]

1 of 5

[ebon prism]

I tailed it with you my brother

[stiff turret]

Remember if it misses it was someone else

[ebon prism]

I just need 4 i flexed it

[civic inlet]

Julio foolio wit the cash first AB 🤑🧪

[lean dust]

Gomber n king green

[rose raptor]

Ez 3 piece

[rose raptor]

Green

[lean dust]

Blanco ten game suspension

[lavish island]

@stiff turret first already hit

Austin

[vocal spindle]

Today was so much chalk man

[stiff turret]

Too many people followed me

[minor kelp]

@vocal spindle waitttt hollup

[lavish island]

Yea those pepper are good payout

Put 2 dollars with insurance still get 50

[vocal spindle]

We both 3/5 but I have a different last 2

[lavish island]

I seen a lot of people hitting those bets are they that easy?

[lean dust]

Hock Bradley and Morton game

[vocal spindle]

Glasnow better not pitch today

[lean dust]

I’m waiting to c if he is with my shohei promo

[vocal spindle]

I got Lopez and stroman

[vocal spindle]

We won’t get good lines for him regardless

[lean dust]

Shoot, so maybe use it now then ?

[vocal spindle]

Houck Bradley + Lopez stroman my final 2

[vocal spindle]

I would

If he does drop it’s gonna be like yusei or Yama and drop like no actual lines we’d want

[civic inlet]

No lol its all risk but you can look at splits and game logs and get a pretty good idea of how to wager it or fade it

[lean dust]

Don’t let me do promo with that combo

[cedar nebula]

@anyone Whats a plate appearance

[finite dock]

Marsh is so ass

[finite dock]

When they step up to the plate and make an appearance

[cedar nebula]

Ok thanks

[vocal spindle]

😂😂😂

[rose raptor]

Gomber, my goat☠️

🐭

[minor kelp]

depends i never lost any lol

[vocal spindle]

I need these later games to clutch up

[lunar patio]

who u running w the promo

[sturdy swallow]

Bryan Woo with 15 FP already 🔥

[vocal spindle]

Idk

Likely a donation

[lunar patio]

fuck u

[vocal spindle]

Bro I’ve lost every slip today

And 2nd half of slate hasn’t even began

Ion wanna ruin your promo 😭

[lunar patio]

lmao u good

[slender grove]

only one baseball pick

[vocal spindle]

Tanner is 0.75x now???

He was regular payout this morning wow

[slender grove]

yeah man

[slender grove]

oh wow

[ebon prism]

Huh?

Slide what

[prisma anvil]

Is this chalked?

his live line is at 5.5 rn

[jolly shell]

Lfg Brandon 🔥 should have nuked his outs

[amber wren]

Maybe u have a glimpse of hope

Chalked nvm

[sturdy swallow]

Bryan Woo over FP ✅

[finite dock]

Yea

[weak iron]

any hitters tn yall like?

[stoic yew]

is tatis gonna get a base

not watching the game idk if he’s playing like shit or not

[finite dock]

Bro the ump got hurt😭

[minor kelp]

bro ts so wild

🤣

[stiff turret]

You know so much ball

[vocal spindle]

I think you got your answer

Today sucks

Ranger, Pablo Escobar, and Charlie horse better clutch up

[stoic yew]

what’s locks for tn

[vocal spindle]

No such thing

[stoic yew]

okay what are good picks for tn

[stiff turret]

Tatum under 3s

Endwell chalking his slips

[vocal spindle]

The opposite of everything I took

[fallen fable]

Bradish let me down honestly today 🥲

I was at work on a 40ft ladder shaking my head 😅

[vocal spindle]

Yeah bradish fumbled the bag

Same with gasser

[amber wren]

props to you for not jumping off 💀

[vocal spindle]

Fr bro

[rose raptor]

Ngl, I mini nuked his u5.5 hits

[lean dust]

Hernandez pitching for dodgers

[ebon prism]

Ud with the crazy lines

[vocal spindle]

Watch this end up a 2 man

[ebon prism]

Lmaooo imagine

Aye look as long as I win money I’m cool

[fallen fable]

I was highly thinking about it tbh 😥

[quiet pendant]

Bruh why did they take away Ranger fantasy points

They be tryna make you donate

[amber wren]

Let’s gooo that means ranger cashes today

Just take his strikeouts it’s also good

[quiet pendant]

💀💀💀

[finite dock]

Is strikeouts better than PO?

[lunar patio]

eh

sometimes

depends on the pitcher

[prisma anvil]

yup

[finite dock]

Last two already chalked experimenting with hits

[vocal spindle]

I hate batters

[lean dust]

Glasnow tmrw then?

[vocal spindle]

Honestly a good thing

[lean dust]

Help the card out tmrw 💪

[vocal spindle]

Dodgers have a way better matchup tmrw and tomorrow’s slate is disgusting without him

[lean dust]

That’s what I like to hear

[minor kelp]

K’sss

rangerr

fucking hell

[amber wren]

Fantasy chalking

Fucking hell

wtf man

Is the fielders fault

They’re all so shit

Oh wait nvm

That’s not an earned run?

wtf counts as an earned run then

Thank god

[lean dust]

RIP

[vocal spindle]

In earned run is a run that happened on no errors

Rojas let the batter on base because of a fielding error. So with no errors he wouldn’t have got that run, and pitcher can’t control fielders so the run isn’t his fault.

Die

Regardless, Ranger chalked bc he’s a bum

He won’t even pitch 2 innings fr

[amber wren]

What a bum fr ong fuck this guy

Chalk chalk chalk

I hope he doesn’t come back and start cheating like that bastard last night

On some real shit tho ranger is gonna be fine tho right? 😭

[vocal spindle]

Ranger is so trash

Chalked

Just pull him already

He’s giving up a grand slam this inning

Chalk it up

This y’all’s cy young candidate?

[acoustic zephyr]

I have a question

[vocal spindle]

Cooked

@stiff turret I just realized, did you bet on butto and fade Nola yesterday because you’re a New York fan?

Holy Ranger is so trash

[acoustic zephyr]

If I were to do this and just basically just throw for a flex and get the win with the other 2 I still get the 5.5 times from Betts is this a good strat 😭

[stiff turret]

No i bet on Nola

I had Nola 5.5 ks

[vocal spindle]

You only get the 5.5x from Betts if Betts hits.

[amber wren]

Ranger u fat fuck

[quiet pendant]

Bro did not just throw a home run first pitch

[acoustic zephyr]

Damm

[vocal spindle]

And based off the 0.85x, you’ll actually lose money if Betts misses even with it flexed.

[acoustic zephyr]

Damm 💀

Okay so not a good strat 😭

Got jt

What y'all got for baseball tonight

I need picks

[amber wren]

Ranger ur so fat holy man

[acoustic zephyr]

I got the ohtani special and wade one walk

[amber wren]

Mf ranger if u don’t get this k

[vocal spindle]

Yo I was joking at first about Ranger

But nah he actually sucks

[amber wren]

U spoke it into existence 😞

This guys panting

So fat

[vocal spindle]

Nah he was sucking before I said anything

I tried the reverse jinx

[amber wren]

Finally a k

[vocal spindle]

idk what’s worse, the fact that his fielders can’t catch a ball or that he can’t catch his breath

[lean dust]

Mortan gave up a bomb already

[upbeat nimbus]

Morton and Ranger selling

[vocal spindle]

@lean dust write in the notes that pitchers who weigh over 300 lbs are banned

[lean dust]

That made me chuckle

[soft ether]

ranger gotta throw 7 innings at this rate

[vocal spindle]

Bradley chalked my NRFI

[amber wren]

Even 6 is good enough just gotta get this k here

[vocal spindle]

Morton PO and fantasy prolly chalked

[soft ether]

and no more runs

[vocal spindle]

Morton just gave up more runs

[lean dust]

No ours

Outs

[lunar patio]

chalk it

[vocal spindle]

Ranger is not pitching 6

[amber wren]

K HIS ASS

[lunar patio]

everything chalked

[amber wren]

J HOM

HOM

K

HIM

[soft ether]

his PC is already high so i dont know if he'lll pithc full 6

[amber wren]

FUCK YOUUU

[quiet pendant]

Bro actually sucks

[amber wren]

GUCKKK

[quiet pendant]

Bro allowed 2 first inning runs

[amber wren]

JUST GET A K HERE GODDAMN U FAT FUCK

DONT CHOKE

[vocal spindle]

At least Houck is playing well

Doesn’t matter anymore tho

[vocal spindle]

Morton had 16 straight NRFIs before this too

[amber wren]

GODSMN GLY OUT

FUCK OFFF

[quiet pendant]

Of course he did

It’s my luck

[vocal spindle]

Ranger has a 58% strike percentage

Wow

Dude actually leave

gonna piss us all off

[lean dust]

She gone

[vocal spindle]

It’s not entirely rangers fault

he has 0 earned runs allowed

But he is pitching like trash

[acoustic zephyr]

Thoughts on this

Or this

[vocal spindle]

Genuinely shut up

Like actually

Or I’m banning you

Straight up

[jolly shell]

Charlie over here selling like a biiiii damn

[prisma anvil]

pls tell em this guy going under

[ebon prism]

Charlie is getting coooooked

[lunar patio]

morton reboot ?

[vocal spindle]

Morton might get pulled rn

[quiet pendant]

So bro wanted to sell my parlay

[vocal spindle]

They don’t reboot pitchers

[quiet pendant]

Welp slip cooked already

[vocal spindle]

Don’t worry, if Morton gets a 3 pitch strikeout on every single batter for the rest of the game then we have a chance!

[quiet pendant]

…..

[jolly shell]

Morton why today bro

[quiet pendant]

Because I bet on him sorry guys

[gleaming hamlet]

I think we all did.

https://tenor.com/view/sad-gif-7523306793289960933

[vocal spindle]

Dude I had Morton PO with my 0.5

[amber wren]

All the homies hate morton

[acoustic zephyr]

What y'all think Abt ohtani tonight

[amber wren]

Homerun

[acoustic zephyr]

U sure Abt that?

[vocal spindle]

Typo

Meant to say why did Morton have to be so trash today 😭😭

[acoustic zephyr]

I feel like ohtani s shit ain't even worth it cuz homer is only like 2.5

Times more

[amber wren]

yea that’s true

[quiet pendant]

He hit one for me yesterday

Go Mookie today

[vocal spindle]

Nah Mookie sucks bro

He’s washed

I’d go freeman

[acoustic zephyr]

Homer?

[quiet pendant]

Freeman hit when I went Mookie 😂

[quiet pendant]

Either him or will smith watch

[amber wren]

Do teoscar

[vocal spindle]

I think it’ll be someone in the dodgers batting lineup unless none of them hit one

[amber wren]

Lmao

RANGER PLS

[vocal spindle]

I could be wrong tho

[amber wren]

just need 2 k’s here

[vocal spindle]

He ain’t doing nothing let’s be real

Incoming hit by pitch

[amber wren]

U right he’s a donut

[acoustic zephyr]

Idk

What do y'all think is the most likey 😭

[vocal spindle]

Ranger is pathetic

[vocal spindle]

The unders 😭😭😭

[acoustic zephyr]

I can't go under on homers 💀

[amber wren]

What the fuck is this

No k’s

[vocal spindle]

Don’t get your hopes up on Ranger

Those outs were against the bums of the lineup

[jolly shell]

Morton 35 pitches in the first. Nice

[amber wren]

Duck my duck Ranger

Suck

[vocal spindle]

Yoo Ranger might pitch 6

[amber wren]

Who gives af man he not getting any k’s

[soft ether]

ranger FS still has a chnace

[potent dawn]

Bro Ranger really abt to blow my slip just 3 fukin Ks man

[amber wren]

Shoulda just done fp everything

The one fp I had has Morton’s bum sss

Ass

[minor kelp]

omg guys ranger chalked

[vocal spindle]

The Morton disaster class continues

[vocal spindle]

I have fantasy too

[sturdy kayak]

anything for the promo

[vocal spindle]

Morton not hitting any line ngl

[vocal spindle]

All our promos are chalked.

All of them

Every last one

[sturdy kayak]

lucky i didnt tail lmao

[prisma anvil]

is this good now?

[jolly shell]

Morton better get his 💩 together and pitch 6

[acoustic zephyr]

Thoughts on this

[vocal spindle]

Yo if Morton does well right here he can pitch 4 innings 🤑🤑

[amber wren]

I hope he gets 3 ks next inning

[vocal spindle]

Morton could still cash over 8.5 PO

[jolly shell]

Morton is official chalked. 55 in 2 is crazy

[minor kelp]

UMP??

[acoustic zephyr]

Alr thoughts on this one

[minor kelp]

dis ump js sold ranger

[amber wren]

wtf man

That was a so

[ebon prism]

All I need is Webb and griffin not to sell

[acoustic zephyr]

Y'all think wade can get a walk and ramos get get on base