#Ask plague anything😷

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neon owl
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Real one for that

robust light
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The creator said its supposed to be jif

desert hamlet
robust light
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Yeah but the creator said so

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His invention his choice

desert hamlet
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i refuse

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i'm bett r

robust light
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Nah

desert hamlet
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i send cancer

robust light
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Nuh uh

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Plague I can't believe you

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You didn't invite me to garlic phone

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You meanie

desert hamlet
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cancer

desert hamlet
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(lamp)

robust light
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He's literally not me

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He is just a copycat

naive rune
naive rune
naive rune
robust light
sweet igloo
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I feel like the fact you had to change the spelling for the second one proves it's the first one.

neon owl
sweet igloo
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I don't like pronouncing it jif just cause the g stealing the j sound is unfair. G makes the g sound and J makes the j sound.

neon owl
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Jif mfs going to hell after calling god jod:

sweet igloo
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Is Jeff, not Geff.

unborn needle
neon owl
blazing girder
neon owl
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That’s what I’m saying twin

blazing girder
robust light
neon owl
robust light
neon owl
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Usually I pronounce it with the s but if I’m out of breath I tend to say it with a z

robust light
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Do you put gel in your hair? Do you know anything about geography?

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How do you feel about gingers

neon owl
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I haven’t jailed my hair since middle school but I’m pretty decent for someone from my country

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Gingers have no souls

blazing girder
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you mean jinjers?

robust light
blazing girder
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"Well laser is an acronym just like jif. If you wanted to go by the acronym naming, then everyone should pronounce it "lah sir." 🤓"

robust light
blazing girder
robust light
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Do yall say Jpeg or Jpheg?

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Because the P in Jpeg stands for photographic

blazing girder
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I say Gpej

robust light
neon owl
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I say image

robust light
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You're literally sonic rn

neon owl
sweet igloo
narrow wing
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cuttle hates herself

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sadge

sweet igloo
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Gingers disgust me.

narrow wing
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fair

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ed sheeran should die

desert hamlet
robust light
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I want to be funny but I don't want to be muted/kicked. What do?

covert hornet
robust light
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I was crazy once

covert hornet
solemn perch
naive rune
desert hamlet
neon owl
# desert hamlet

What would be the equivalent of the atf shooting their dog here?

covert hornet
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Plague why did you go with that name

desert hamlet
covert hornet
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Interesting

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And the judgmental part

desert hamlet
covert hornet
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Dark plague teacher🔥

pearl igloo
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Is it possible to destroy jupitor with just sound and if yes will the sound also destroy every other planet as welll?

rotund gyro
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shaking magic Plague-ball
Why do you keep sending me death threats, I'm scared?

desert hamlet
solemn perch
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@desert hamlet you joined the server in 2020 and made your discord account in 2018, what were you doing in the time then?

desert hamlet
rotund gyro
rotund gyro
desert hamlet
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hahahaha

desert hamlet
pearl igloo
desert hamlet
rotund gyro
desert hamlet
rotund gyro
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This doesn't quite make up for the death threats but I am happier now

robust light
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How do you feel about the current socioeconomic climate in America right now? @desert hamlet

rotund gyro
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No no, thank you

desert hamlet
rotund gyro
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What are your thoughts on this image?

covert hornet
desert hamlet
rotund gyro
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As you should

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shaking magic Plague-ball
Do you have any speedrun strats to get to level 20?

rotund gyro
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I have a slight issue (⁠^⁠~⁠^⁠;⁠)⁠ゞ

desert hamlet
naive rune
# rotund gyro

You see, this isn’t our plague, this is just from magic plague ball, who is a separate being

rotund gyro
naive rune
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Naw

rotund gyro
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Oh okay

pearl igloo
desert hamlet
rotund gyro
# desert hamlet

I feel I'm required to say the following:
This could be us but u playin'

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Now my question is, what are you playing?

desert hamlet
rotund gyro
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Ouuuu, I kinda want to bake a lemon cake now

desert hamlet
desert hamlet
rotund gyro
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Interesting, do you play as a lemon cake with a sword and go on a quest?

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If so, that sounds fantastic

desert hamlet
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no haha it's a bakery

rotund gyro
desert hamlet
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she married

rotund gyro
rotund gyro
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What about your dog?

desert hamlet
desert hamlet
rotund gyro
rotund gyro
desert hamlet
desert hamlet
desert hamlet
rotund gyro
rotund gyro
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Oh wait! I should prolly ask, do you play it on PC or switch?

rotund gyro
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Slightly unrelated but do you think people here would be interested in playing on a Minecraft server?

desert hamlet
desert hamlet
rotund gyro
# desert hamlet we have tried it before wasn't very active

Ah, makes sense! I'm running one (actually two haha) currently and was thinking of extending the invitation to more people. (it's free for me since I'm using the Oracle cloud. Hampton might want to potentially consider using it if the app currently being developed needs a server for anything now that I think about it)

rotund gyro
desert hamlet
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Hahah do you try to do it all fast

rotund gyro
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The way I play it is like a microcosm of how I go about life

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If I am not trying to everything and as efficiently as possible I get anxious

desert hamlet
rotund gyro
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Although I'd prolly enjoy it more if I took my time and didn't worry so much

desert hamlet
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Oh and feel free to link your minecraft server in #☝▸『』general-chat-iii

rotund gyro
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Same thing with life I suppose

desert hamlet
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it happens to the best of us

rotund gyro
rotund gyro
rotund gyro
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Oh, the players on the server. I worded that poorly, my bad (⁠^⁠~⁠^⁠;⁠)⁠ゞ

desert hamlet
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ohhh haha okay!

desert hamlet
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I think we are hosting two different things haha in this term

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I'm talking about just the videos and such

rotund gyro
desert hamlet
rotund gyro
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I haven't been on YouTube other than for music stuffs and podcasts so I'm not really up to date with the channel (⁠^⁠~⁠^⁠;⁠)⁠ゞ

desert hamlet
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i don't know computers so i may be wrong

rotund gyro
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Oh God

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I'm a podcast person༼⁠;⁠´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽

desert hamlet
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this is awful news

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gotta get you into rehab

rotund gyro
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but but

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Andrew Huberman is a lovely little man

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He is helping me optimize my existence

rotund gyro
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i.e learning some programming and planning to get Oracle certification

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Although prolly going to focus on doing Roblox stuffs 💀

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Anyways, I believe I'm rambling. My apologies (⁠^⁠~⁠^⁠;⁠)⁠ゞ
Methinks I shall sleep, thank you for your assistance in my journey to level 20

desert hamlet
lusty canopyBOT
rotund gyro
# desert hamlet You gotta get a certificate???

Just shows you know how to use it. Good for getting high paying tech jobs for the little effort/time investment required.
Plus it's free mwehehe (⁠づ⁠。⁠◕⁠‿⁠‿⁠◕⁠。⁠)⁠づ

rotund gyro
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*as long as you go to their free virtual training session

desert hamlet
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not for me

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would rather pay some money haha

rotund gyro
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Fair, I just put it on in the background and ignore it while I practice lol

desert hamlet
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Makes sense

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now sleep sleep

rotund gyro
desert hamlet
pearl igloo
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How do i create a blackhole?

desert hamlet
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first you get the pencil from spongebob

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then you draw one

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and boom

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black hole

desert hamlet
robust light
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Is that supposed to be you?

desert hamlet
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and a shirt i have

robust light
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Also why is Kali smiling

desert hamlet
desert hamlet
robust light
desert hamlet
robust light
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Ahh makes sense

desert hamlet
sharp crow
desert hamlet
narrow wing
rotund gyro
rotund gyro
# desert hamlet

Purple, amazing (⁠づ⁠。⁠◕⁠‿⁠‿⁠◕⁠。⁠)⁠づ

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shaking magic Plague-ball
What are your thoughts on zweihandlers?

sharp crow
rotund gyro
sharp crow
rotund gyro
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It's subjective, I suppose

carmine meteor
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Mama Plague opinion on becoming mother figure of the server?

rotund gyro
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Big sword

desert hamlet
rotund gyro
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I misspelled earlier, they're called zweihanders

desert hamlet
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i pronounced it zoo handler in my head and got confused

rotund gyro
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They range from 4'7" to 7'

rotund gyro
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It's also perfectly legal to carry a sword

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For some reason

desert hamlet
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that seems fine

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i meant moreso when swords were more commonly used

rotund gyro
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I mean, in that time period I'd rather use a long pointy stick than a sword lol

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But in terms of range and weight this is a lot better albeit slower

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That said, they're not blocking it lmao

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Unless they had a shield

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In which case I would rather be the guy with the shield

desert hamlet
rotund gyro
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Swords are cool but unfortunately one of the worst choices in terms of skill vs. effectiveness

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i.e not hard to stab with pointy stick or hit with hammer/mace.

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Plus bows exist 💀

desert hamlet
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swords are cool when done right

rotund gyro
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Indeed :)

robust light
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Crazy?

rotund gyro
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I was crazy once

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They locked me in a room

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A rubber room

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A rubber room with rats

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...and rats make me crazy

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Crazy?

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I was crazy once

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They locked me in a room

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A rubber room

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A rubber room with rats

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...and rats make me crazy

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Crazy?

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Imma stop there as I don't even know what I'm referencing

desert hamlet
gilded prairie
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do you have a favorite toe?

desert hamlet
pearl igloo
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If something has enough kinetic energy , could that something travel faster than the speed of light

astral thunder
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No

rotund gyro
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shaking magic Plague-ball

Have you heard of Andrew Huberman?

pearl igloo
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If i punch that wall will i break my hand

rotund gyro
# desert hamlet Vaguely!

Highly recommend checking him out if you get the chance, his content is quite informative. For specific ones I'd watch/listen to either the sleep or stretching one first

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Also, it seems I am unable to send the server info into #☝▸『』general-chat-iii

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Mostly Vanilla Cross-play Server:
Minecraft Version 1.20.1
IP: 132.145.110.135
Port: 19132 (for bedrock)

Dynmap: Not working currently

Rlcraft 2.9.3 server:
Minecraft ver: 1.12.2
IP: 132.145.143.125
I like to use Technic Launcher but this works:
https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/rlcraft

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O

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I can send it here for some reason tho

desert hamlet
desert hamlet
rotund gyro
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O

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I sent a test message in there earlier and then deleted it (⁠〒⁠﹏⁠〒⁠)

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I'll just wait till tomorrow o suppose

desert hamlet
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ahhh

robust light
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Can we ban Hampton

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@desert hamlet

desert hamlet
narrow wing
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=-0IF8ASOJUBFASGF092UIRGVKBJ12F-098GIUBD12

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F-9Y0238UIRKGJB1FC9USICW1R[218YHPIRQWCFLOJS

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CH98OUI12GBKCQ97XQUWVCI31KUJD

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ASC90891TGUI1B3FJKAS

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F09123Y8HIBFCQO9CUJIASCBW1089D1IU2BKJC

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dnd lore ^^

robust light
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Khajeet has wares if you have coin

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Better dnd lore ^^^

desert hamlet
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yes

desert hamlet
sharp crow
blazing girder
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Furko cat

robust light
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Where nymph

rotund gyro
desert hamlet
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i call them chicken cutlets

rotund gyro
desert hamlet
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Doesn't really work for bigger boobs

rotund gyro
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That makes sense

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Wait, so is one side sticky and are they single use?

desert hamlet
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a lot of them you can reuse

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just gotta wash by hand

rotund gyro
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Interesting, how do the reusable ones stay sticky?

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AYYYYEEEEE I'M LEVEL 15

desert hamlet
desert hamlet
desert hamlet
rotund gyro
rotund gyro
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Strange tho, this seems overly complicated for something that seems unnecessary or has easier solutions

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Although that's prolly cause I don't see a situation where these would be more applicable than just a normal one

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Wait I'm dumb

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Dresses exist

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Although I can't imagine having something sticky attached to you is very comfy

desert hamlet
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strapless dresses

desert hamlet
rotund gyro
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Wild

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Band-Aids bother me and I assumed they would feel similar

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Not sure when I'll need this knowledge but I appreciate you informing me

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That aside, how do you feel about cloaks?

desert hamlet
desert hamlet
rotund gyro
desert hamlet
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they may use non latex ones

rotund gyro
desert hamlet
rotund gyro
rotund gyro
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How tall are you again?

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Also, I just found this and it looks quite cool

desert hamlet
desert hamlet
rotund gyro
desert hamlet
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around 100 pounds i think

rotund gyro
desert hamlet
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ohh makes sense

rotund gyro
desert hamlet
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i try not to weigh myself so i may be a bit more but i think that accurate

rotund gyro
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If for some reason you have the misfortune of meeting me in person can I pick you up and shake you every time I ask a question?

desert hamlet
rotund gyro
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Sounds fair to me

desert hamlet
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hahha

rotund gyro
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when the magic Plague-ball shakes you ╏⁠ ⁠”⁠ ⁠⊚⁠ ͟⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠⊚⁠ ⁠”⁠ ⁠╏

desert hamlet
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hehehehe

rotund gyro
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I'm pretty light last time I checked so you might actually be able to (⁠^⁠~⁠^⁠;⁠)⁠ゞ

rotund gyro
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I think I am around 140lbs as I dropped a bit of weight

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Wait, would that be bad for you hip?

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(unless I'm thinking of someone else entirely)

desert hamlet
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and it would be fine

rotund gyro
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Aw, unfortunate. Glad it'd be fine at least tho

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I now have a question

sharp crow
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Shake the magic plague ball

rotund gyro
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shaking magic Plague-ball
What would be a good name/nickname that I can use to make a lot of puns?
Here are some examples...

Monsieur Eggman:
"Eggsellent, this is going eggsactly as planned"
"They're scrambling to find the answer"
"Haha, I'm cracking up!"

Man on Segway:
"I'm gonna segway my way into/outa this conversation"

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Oh God

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The Punderful Pundit:
"I'm the pun-dit of puns, ready to pun-t out some humor"
"I feel like this sort of humor is pun-derrated"

desert hamlet
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oh gosh im not sure

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im not good at nicknames or puns

rotund gyro
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That's fair! Methinks I'll ask chatGPT

desert hamlet
rotund gyro
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but no, significantly worse Plague-ball. It thinks it's immoral to murder your waitress if the food is late 😒

sharp crow
rotund gyro
rotund gyro
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Indeed 😔

desert hamlet
sharp crow
rotund gyro
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Haven't seen it so might've done it unintentionally (⁠^⁠~⁠^⁠;⁠)⁠ゞ
Although now I'm curious as to which thing I'd be referencing

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Amazing

rotund gyro
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shaking magic Plague-ball
I've come to the realization that I'm not going to be able to take care of catgirl Hampton properly. He's most definitely going to die.
What should I do?

desert hamlet
rotund gyro
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Oh boy, R.I.P. catgirl Hampton

unborn needle
desert hamlet
desert hamlet
gilded prairie
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one by one, please

desert hamlet
gilded prairie
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I learned from the wisest 🥰

desert hamlet
rotund gyro
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[shaking magic Plague-ball]
Would it be strange to message my bestie from elementary school if I pretty much haven't talked to her since then? (Seems like it could be fun to reconnect with some people)

rotund gyro
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...how do I approach that? @@;

desert hamlet
rotund gyro
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I-

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You right but for some reason that feels wrong

desert hamlet
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Haha

rotund gyro
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What if I just say "You ever just... sit in your truck?" 💀

desert hamlet
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That much worse

rotund gyro
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*they don't have a truck

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*nor do I

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***I just like asking it cause it's strange

desert hamlet
rotund gyro
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This is true

rotund gyro
desert hamlet
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best thing to do is normal intro and sniff out their vibes

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yes

rotund gyro
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"sniff out their vibes", thank you for that, Plague-ball

desert hamlet
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of course

rotund gyro
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Bonjouriano comrade! (⁠づ⁠。⁠◕⁠‿⁠‿⁠◕⁠。⁠)⁠づ
It's been a while since we last spoke, how's life? (⁠~⁠‾⁠▿⁠‾⁠)⁠~

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I feel like I'm overthinking this

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but also the more I overthink the more XP I get

desert hamlet
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no emojis imo

rotund gyro
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Aw, why not? (⁠ ⁠;⁠∀⁠;⁠)

desert hamlet
rotund gyro
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That makes sense (⁠^⁠~⁠^⁠;⁠)⁠ゞ

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I removed the squiggly one and kept the first

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For some reason if I remove both of them it feels gross and sad

desert hamlet
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haha you are interesting

rotund gyro
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No, I'm dad! ヘ⁠(⁠ ̄⁠ω⁠ ̄⁠ヘ⁠)

desert hamlet
rotund gyro
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〜⁠(⁠꒪⁠꒳⁠꒪⁠)⁠〜 Mwehehe 〜⁠(⁠꒪⁠꒳⁠꒪⁠)⁠〜

neon owl
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Who gets the middle armrest

desert hamlet
neon owl
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How do you know your memories are real

desert hamlet
neon owl
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Who decided the alphabet was in alphabetical order

desert hamlet
neon owl
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What does water taste like

desert hamlet
neon owl
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Im gonna bring back the discussion on doors and wheels

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Cuz eyes are the window to the soul amd windows are basically doors so every eye is a door

desert hamlet
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No

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that's too far of leap

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if anything eyelids are doors

neon owl
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Mouthes are too

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Theres like four doors on any vertebrate

desert hamlet
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makes sense

gilded prairie
pearl igloo
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Does anything cool happen if i eat a small peice of metal?

robust light
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Because on a plane, middle seat gets both armrests

desert hamlet
sharp crow
sharp crow
desert hamlet
sharp crow
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Squishy

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Or the other one

desert hamlet
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Squishy died awhile ago

sharp crow
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Oh no im so sorry

desert hamlet
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I have bb and betty too

desert hamlet
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Boba die soon

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but it okay

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cuz she living best life she can rn

desert hamlet
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very blurry pics of betty and bb

sharp crow
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Very cute

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I like their little hands

desert hamlet
sharp crow
desert hamlet
sharp crow
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Rat dance musical the musical the production

desert hamlet
sharp crow
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@solemn perch

gilded prairie
desert hamlet
robust light
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Can you give me 3000 dollars

desert hamlet
desert hamlet
sharp crow
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Plague i dont want to ping you because you're busy but i dont want this to get lost in general

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I just found out all of my friend groups know each other somehow

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Its wild

desert hamlet
robust light
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Kinda cringe ngl

sharp crow
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and some of them dont know each other

sharp crow
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@desert hamlet so my friend groups mostly know each other but there are two groups that hang out specifically differently and one of my friends who isnt in either of the groups i sit with at lunch and his friend i also there, well i just found out she is dating one of my other friends and because i found out on an instagram story i wasnt sure if it was her so i looked at her instagram to make sure and one of the posts had three of my other friends in it so apparently everyone i know knows everyone except for like 3 or 4 of them

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Shit was wild

rose rain
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@desert hamlet do you like pats :0

desert hamlet
rose rain
desert hamlet
rotund gyro
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shaking magic Plague-ball
I have started my hypothetical step brother on typing.com, Khan academy and am considering adding in Codecademy at a later time. (He's 9, his parents and my mother are horrible at handling Internet stuffs so rather than teach him how to use it safely and why he'd use it they just don't let him go on. Same thing happened to me and my siblings and it's rather limiting since this is such a powerful tool.)

Is there anything else you'd recommend I add?

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*He has trouble with controlling things and gets frustrated easily hence the typing practice. (It goes up in small steps and there's games)
Plus typing is a super useful skill in general.

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Codecademy is just to let him try out coding. Although I am going to need to give him reasons as to why he'd want to learn how to code so that it's moreso his decision (if he's interested). 🤔
Either way basic coding develops a lot of cognitive skills as well as teaches you how to look stuff up if you don't know it. That said I'll prolly have him go through the basic coding stuffs by bribing him with stickers or something (⁠。⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧

rotund gyro
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Ouuuu, you right

sharp crow
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Steam

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Video games

sweet igloo
sharp crow
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Soundcloud

rotund gyro
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Video games are excellent for motor skills and cognitive development. Unfortunately he's not quite ready for a lot of them just yet. Been starting him out with some easier stuffs like Astros playroom. I should prolly mention he is on the spectrum

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I'm thinking that once he gets more comfortable with the keyboard he won't have as many issues with them

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Also his parents don't let him play video games, YouTube or the Internet in general. (Trying to fix that before I move)

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Prolly going to use the argument that the video games are not only very beneficial but can also be used as a reward for once he gets bored of typing games and Khan academy. This way he continues to do work and feels good about it since he'll know that as soon as he finishes he can play games.
Although my issue with that is that it makes learning feel more like a chore so I think it'd be best to not have to do to that extent.
I am prolly overthinking this haha

rotund gyro
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I'd love to but unfortunately he's very much against playing violent stuffs. I'm pretty sure people kept telling him it was super bad so he's just repeating what he's told. Although I feel like if you just explain to the child how there's a clear distinction between video games and reality it's fine.

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Especially in games where the violence is optional. I feel like it can potentially build moral character but I dunno ┐⁠(⁠‘⁠~⁠`⁠;⁠)⁠┌

desert hamlet
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duolingo or rosettastone

rotund gyro
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Ouuuuuuu, you're 100% correct!

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I'm pretty sure there's a way we can set up a pen pal thing as well so he can talk to someone and practice it

desert hamlet
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@rotund gyro and if you want i can teach him basic psychology that is appropriate for his age group and answer basic questions about health as well if for some reason he needs that

rotund gyro
desert hamlet
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i just would need to make up lesson plans which won't take too much time

rotund gyro
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I should mention that I'm not sure if I'll have a way to compensate you, unless you like music and want me to write something for you based on your name (⁠^⁠~⁠^⁠;⁠)⁠ゞ

desert hamlet
rotund gyro
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I have forgotten how words work

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I'll have to ask and see if he's interested. Is there any particular way you'd like me to introduce the idea?

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(I was thinking of just asking if he'd be interested in talking to ✨ The Magic Plague-ball ✨)

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but I feel like that doesn't explain much 💀

desert hamlet
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hahaha

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hmm

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how to make psychology and health interesting godwhy

rotund gyro
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Lmao

desert hamlet
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Um if you can think of something that'd be great

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i'll make the lessons as interesting as i possibly can haha

robust light
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@desert hamlet favorite video game

rotund gyro
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He likes games and if you introduce things as if they are levels or stages that would help

desert hamlet
robust light
rotund gyro
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We can also do badges or stickers

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robust light
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Smh my head do better plag

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rotund gyro
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Hmmm...
He also likes to insert himself into pretty much everything. Specifically when reading, watching something, games, etc.
An example of this would be diary of a wimpy kid; there is no more Greg, only Peyton

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Not sure if that helps

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Unfortunately I do need to go for right now. Would you be comfortable with me sending you a message later?

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This is a two part question worth two points. @desert hamlet

A.) Is burn out real?

B.) How do you feel about it?

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1/2

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You cant feel something about fictional things duh

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2/2

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robust light
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You ever think about what the point of it all is?

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Like obviously I go to hs to go to uni to get a good job but then I just pay bills for what?

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robust light
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Fe

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Iron

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iron

rotund gyro
# robust light Like obviously I go to hs to go to uni to get a good job but then I just pay bil...

For me personally I think there's a few ways of looking at it;
-the goal in life is to make it easier for the next generation
-experience, just to experience and learn everything you can. Fall in love, stab a grandmother, the world is your oyster. I suppose you can lump art and such into this category as what is art other than to give someone else an "experience"
-everything is pointless AHHHHH. Oh wait, I'm pointless too, this statement is pointless. To keep writing this would be pointless. Although this should get my point across. But wait, there is no point
-everything has led up to you giving me money, your life goal should be to become my sugar daddy/mommy (I can cook and play a bunch of instruments. I also clean)
-God has a plan for you but he does a crappy job at planning 💀
-God isn't real, we're all just puppets in a simulation, the moon is cheese and I'm currently being probed by our robot overlords (this is the Furko way only correct option)

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@desert hamlet what is something you didnt learn in school that you wish you did

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i wish we learned about the black plague more

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what about you

sharp crow
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there are a few things that i think should have been talked about more and like the reasons behind stuff

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like history

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and more art stuff

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a lot of people are into art but dont learn anything until high school or later

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sucks that others don't have that

desert hamlet
sharp crow
desert hamlet
# sharp crow Thats interesting

They also tried to quarantine the ships with these cuz they noticed the people died off or very sick. But people got greedy

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desert hamlet
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@desert hamlet
Grunk?

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sharp crow
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@desert hamlet im thinking of going into the military for engineering what do you think about that

ionic mirage
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ionic mirage
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Plus benefits and real world applications

ionic mirage
sharp crow
ionic mirage
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And you’ll get paid more and do less if I’m not mistaken

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desert hamlet
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desert hamlet
sharp crow
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shaking magic Plague-ball
Massage gun recommendations?

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i highly recommend just looking on amazon at good reviews

rotund gyro
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Fair enough

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Methinks I'll see if they have any at the discount store I go to and then look up the ones they have

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Might be able to get a nice one for $20

desert hamlet
novel arrow
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Worst flavor of ice cream?

desert hamlet
unborn needle
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You monster

desert hamlet
pearl igloo
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How old are u

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17

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@desert hamlet hru?

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i'm alright how is you

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Gum

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Gym

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very nice

rose rain
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Mhm

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Favorite stand? @desert hamlet

desert hamlet
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actually i know my favorite

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it's the sand ground guy

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the one that digs

robust light
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Uhhhh

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Part 5?

robust light
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death 13

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Dababy?

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Ah that dababy

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yes yes

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Not the part 4 dababy

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The part 4 baby is worse ngl

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tbf death 13 doesn't annoy me too much

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Achtung baby I think

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the baby itself annoys me

desert hamlet
robust light
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All she does is invisible

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ohhh

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yes

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i remember that

robust light
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i wanna do that

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There's too many stands for me to choose my favorite

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loli ho while i swing my sycthe

desert hamlet
robust light
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Huh

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I think maybe Josephs

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Kakyoins kinda sucks but I like the design

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Honestly, my favorite is probably heavens door. Especially once Rohan powered it up. If you could use it on yourself, it's easily my favorite.

desert hamlet
gilded prairie
sweet igloo
desert hamlet
sharp crow
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#💬▸『』generalchat-archive3 message

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Why is your status always set to invisible? @desert hamlet

desert hamlet
novel arrow
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it looks good in the paddington movies

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Yeah but paddinton makes anything look good

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sharp crow
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plague i have a B in physics now

desert hamlet
sharp crow
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I hurt my back

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And link is back on the bus

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desert hamlet
sharp crow
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pearl igloo
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Why can i not grow my arm back

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Why does Mama Plague pfp look like she about to slam someone

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she mean

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pearl igloo
solemn perch
robust light
sharp crow
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Wrong one

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Why tf you sniffing people

sharp crow
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I can smell you from a mile away i dont need to get close

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sharp crow
robust light
desert hamlet
solemn perch
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How the cat move

gilded prairie
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thank you for remind me

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How do you feel about Steve Harwells death?

gilded prairie
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des, go and dance with the cat too

sweet igloo
# desert hamlet

The most evil of creatures. Kill it before it uses anymore of it's dark magic.

desert hamlet
robust light
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Should I do my homework that's due tomorrow tonight or should I do it tomorrow?

desert hamlet
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then you can sleep later

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Oh

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I forgot to mention

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There was a 15 minute time limit to your response

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Ig I'll do it tomorrow

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shaking magic Plague-ball

desert hamlet
fossil sluice
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plague, why ourple?

desert hamlet
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NUH UH

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indigo better

desert hamlet
desert hamlet
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you're a mad eup person by athiests

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atheitisiti

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Orange best

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It's peachy but as a color

desert hamlet
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Now probably

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okay

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I'll sleep too

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I'll bet you 2 moosecoin I wake up later

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Ready set go

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ill bet you 3 doubloons that i wont wake up tomorrow

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what is moosecoin value to shrek coin

fossil sluice
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im gonna wake up the day after tomorrow

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It might not even exist

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damn

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fossil sluice
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that sounds like a bad investment

fossil sluice
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it really does

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im gonna wake up next year

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fossil sluice
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not hibernation

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did you know that snails can go into their shells for 4+ years if they deem their current environemtn unsuitable

novel arrow
# desert hamlet it really does

No it's good because you're getting it for free and 50/50 it might have value so you're getting half of nothing but if nothing can be divided it's something so you're getting something

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yeah so i do that

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i compress into a water bottle for multiple years until i get bored

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the water bottle is in my pocket when i go into it

desert hamlet
fossil sluice
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and then i come out of my own pocket when i come out

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but i dont exist to come out of my pocket

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so i come out of my current pocket

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but my current pocket doesnt exist

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so the universe explodes

desert hamlet
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this hurts me

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and every one else who lives in the universe

desert hamlet
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@desert hamlet Do I owe you 2 moosecoin

desert hamlet
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Wow so I really won

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And you owe me 2 moosecoin

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I never agreed to that

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you said you'd give me two moosecoin if i won

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But I want 2 moosecoin

desert hamlet
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I no have two moosecoin:(

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if i get them i'll give to you

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but currently i out

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Ok so you owe me 2 moosecoin

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i'll gift them out of the kindness of my heart

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if i find them

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i most likely won't find them

desert hamlet
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https://www.mint.ca/en

The moose is a symbol of Canada, and is featured on Ontario’s provincial coat of arms. Moose inhabit a wide range of habitats across Canada, and are found in every province and territory except Prince Edward Island. This "gentle giant" is the largest member of the deer family, and is known for its easy-going nature as well as its determination.

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get it for him

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It's a very nice coin

desert hamlet
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Cat

rotund gyro
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How was your date with Hampton?

desert hamlet
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But did you make him pay

desert hamlet
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but i got to trade my trench coat instead of paying money

robust light
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Anything?

desert hamlet
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It said ask plague anything

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I asked her anything

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ohhh

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anything yes

desert hamlet
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In your opinion what's the best team since Huey Lewis and the Jews?

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fossil sluice
novel arrow
desert hamlet
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plagger, in your opinion, is the one piece real

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(can we get much higher)(so high)

desert hamlet
fossil sluice
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its real

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sharp crow
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shaking magic Plague-ball
I have a weird question...
For context, when I wake up I immediately brush my teeth or use mouthwash, exercise, eat and then shower. I shower before bed as well.
For some reason it feels wrong but wouldn't it make more sense to wear my exercise clothes to bed instead of changing immediately upon waking?

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*I'd be using 2 pairs of clothes a day instead of 3

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Still it feels slightly wrong

robust light
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Can you ask me anything? #1150245648009011242

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SAT tips?

sharp crow
robust light
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That's my tip

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But SAT is cheaper

desert hamlet
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we produce stuff during the night like sweat

robust light
desert hamlet
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Smaller reading section

robust light
desert hamlet
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SAT isn't really a thing here

rotund gyro
desert hamlet
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Wait, is one supposed to do that as soon as they wake up?

desert hamlet
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I'm not sure but i always cautious

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*apologies if that's gross, I just was never informed of this

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That makes sense!

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It's also a little different for women as well

desert hamlet
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True men have less exposed

rotund gyro
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Methinks I'll continue to get changed as otherwise I won't get to wear my Snorlax onesies

desert hamlet
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sad

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snorlax is important

rotund gyro
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Indeed (⁠。⁠・⁠ω⁠・⁠。⁠)⁠ノ⁠♡

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I need to get a Snorlax hoodie for the gym

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/running

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yes

desert hamlet
sharp crow
robust light
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@desert hamlet

desert hamlet
desert hamlet
sharp crow
robust light
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How do I get good?

novel arrow
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I know this isn’t my Q and A thing but by being less bad

desert hamlet
fossil sluice
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what do you do with the two rats

desert hamlet
fossil sluice
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ok

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what is the one thing you feel grateful to your teenage self for doing it? @desert hamlet

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robust light
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naive rune
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Plague who are all of these people?

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I know Hampton bean you and the ai kali

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Who is far left? Is that ash?

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yes

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then after me and kali

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lars, soda, canoe, furko

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and then tony down with groot

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How did I not recognize Furko?

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His hair looks so different in this art stylegodwhy

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Also how come tony isn’t buff

robust light
desert hamlet
novel arrow
sweet igloo
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They're actually all me.

robust light
naive rune
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Furko definitely has hair

robust light
naive rune
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They should make tony buff while still being chibi

desert hamlet
solemn perch
sharp crow
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🙏

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Thank god i learned how to use my hands when i was 5

desert hamlet
sharp crow
unborn needle
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turtle was saving up for an Xbox

robust light
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How do you feel about the FBI? @desert hamlet

desert hamlet
desert hamlet
robust light
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Are you an academic weapon?

desert hamlet
upper canyon
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Lmao how is this still alive

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I wonder if the ask ash one is still alive

desert hamlet
upper canyon
rotund gyro
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R.I.P. Heather

fossil sluice
sharp crow
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@desert hamlet my assistant general manager quit and coorporate people are in my job place for training

desert hamlet
sharp crow
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sad

sharp crow
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And i dont want all that

novel arrow
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@desert hamlet I'm theologically batman

desert hamlet
sharp crow
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The temporary manager from coorporate sucks too

novel arrow
sharp crow
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He has a bad management style

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Plague why is my job starting to suck

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You know all

desert hamlet
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inthe beginning you were too entranced by money

sharp crow
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Anyways how is college

desert hamlet
sharp crow
desert hamlet
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then go back for 2-4 years more

sharp crow
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Good luck

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Dont die

novel arrow
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Accurate?

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shaking magic Plague-ball
Could a plant really identify a murderer?

robust light
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Dementia? I had dementia once. Dementia? I had dementia once. Dementia? I had dementia once. Dementia? I had dementia once.

upper canyon
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Wait Is it contagious?

upper canyon
desert hamlet
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novel arrow
desert hamlet
novel arrow
desert hamlet
upper canyon
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what's the gift

upper canyon
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I think it's nitro basic

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It's 3$

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oh then no

upper canyon
novel arrow
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Thanks 😁

robust light
desert hamlet
rotund gyro
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shaking magic Plague-ball
I'd like to paint you a scene...
I (20yo, 6'1" male) am walking into a Walmart only to see two people wearing fanny packs.

Now, my question for you is if it is right of me to say "Nice fanny packs, nerds!" too them (I am also wearing a fanny pack)

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Oh God, I've become a redditor

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M'lady

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tips fedora

desert hamlet
rotund gyro
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Darn, I like the irony aspect but if they wouldn't notice that I'm wearing a fanny pack as well that could be awkward

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shaking magic Plague-ball
What is the correct right way to approach that scenario?

desert hamlet
rotund gyro
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Noted, so is it wrong to approach fellow fanny pack enjoyers in the wild?

sharp crow
rotund gyro
sharp crow
rotund gyro
desert hamlet
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Maybe at like an arcade

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or comic con

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something like that

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That makes sense! Your input is greatly appreciated (⁠づ⁠。⁠◕⁠‿⁠‿⁠◕⁠。⁠)⁠づ

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Just to clarify, I didn't do that but thought the prospect was entertaining. I'm not too great at the social stuffs to be completely honest (⁠^⁠~⁠^⁠;⁠)⁠ゞ

sharp crow
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@desert hamlet are you a 1400's peasant

upper canyon
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@desert hamlet rats have taken over my bedrroom

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i am scared of rats

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i can't sleep

desert hamlet
desert hamlet
sharp crow
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i need to know

desert hamlet
sharp crow