#Ask plague anything😷
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The creator said its supposed to be jif
it's not peanut butter
Nah
i send cancer
Nuh uh
Plague I can't believe you
You didn't invite me to garlic phone
You meanie
cancer
This is true
This is not true
Lamp was here before you were des. You are the copycat
1.) That is false
2.) I've had the doge pfp thing before he did
I feel like the fact you had to change the spelling for the second one proves it's the first one.
Gif is short for graphics interchange format & it’s not pronounced “jraphics” so you and he are just wrong
I don't like pronouncing it jif just cause the g stealing the j sound is unfair. G makes the g sound and J makes the j sound.
Jif mfs going to hell after calling god jod:
Is Jeff, not Geff.
Jod, I’m fucked
Jreat jod it’s joever
That’s what I’m saying twin
what's goever?
Hey, how do you pronounce laser?
It rlly depends on how fast I’m talking and if I’m out of breath
I'm going to challenge that thinking by calling you cringe.
Usually I pronounce it with the s but if I’m out of breath I tend to say it with a z
Do you put gel in your hair? Do you know anything about geography?
How do you feel about gingers
I haven’t jailed my hair since middle school but I’m pretty decent for someone from my country
Gingers have no souls
you mean jinjers?
Well laser is an acronym just like jif. If you wanted to go by the acronym naming, then everyone should pronounce it "lah sir."
"Well laser is an acronym just like jif. If you wanted to go by the acronym naming, then everyone should pronounce it "lah sir." 🤓"
I usually pronounce it like that
This is why you got a pointy head.
"This is why you got a pointy head. 🤓"
I say Gpej
I say image
You're literally sonic rn
Hate em.
Gingers disgust me.
I want to be funny but I don't want to be muted/kicked. What do?
You just like me fr
Crazy?
I was crazy once
once?
Ok the pfp thing is true you were first in that sense
What would be the equivalent of the atf shooting their dog here?
what
Plague why did you go with that name
Uh so the plague part is because at the time i was really really into researching the black plague.
Mhmm
Interesting
And the judgmental part
based on a teacher haha
Dark plague teacher🔥
Is it possible to destroy jupitor with just sound and if yes will the sound also destroy every other planet as welll?
shaking magic Plague-ball
Why do you keep sending me death threats, I'm scared?
i would never
yes and no would it destroy earth maybe. But outer planets and possibly bigger and stronger plants no
@desert hamlet you joined the server in 2020 and made your discord account in 2018, what were you doing in the time then?
stuff that people shouldn't be doing here like trolling haha and my og account was made in early 2017 fun fact
How do you explain all the death threats you keep sending me then?
I no understand
hahahaha
But if sound can destroy 1 thing then why cant a sound 10 million times louderr be able to destroy jupitor?
i said it could destroy jupiter
(〒﹏〒)
This doesn't quite make up for the death threats but I am happier now
How do you feel about the current socioeconomic climate in America right now? @desert hamlet
bad
thank you
No no, thank you
The only complain i have is that u cant pet it
i agree
As you should
shaking magic Plague-ball
Do you have any speedrun strats to get to level 20?
Send one message per minute
Gotcha! Is there a way to check my current level?
I have a slight issue (^~^;)ゞ
yes go to #🤖▸『』bot-commands and do !rank
You see, this isn’t our plague, this is just from magic plague ball, who is a separate being
According to Kali that is incorrect information
Naw
Oh okay
My bad, thought it said that sound cant destroy anything bigger or stronger than earth
no worries
I feel I'm required to say the following:
This could be us but u playin'
Now my question is, what are you playing?
i was playing Lemon Cake
Is that a game or were you baking one?
Ouuuu, I kinda want to bake a lemon cake now
it's a game!
my mom and dog loves them
Interesting, do you play as a lemon cake with a sword and go on a quest?
If so, that sounds fantastic
no haha it's a bakery
Is your mother in a relationship?
Ohhhhhh, how's the gameplay work
hard to describe but it relaxing and not touch
he isn't in a relationship
Interesting, do you have Stardew Valley?
How are his finances looking?
not very good
Yes! I enjoy that too
he's in major debt
@@; I'm not sure if I'd recommend talking financial advice from him in that case
Ouuuu
Oh wait! I should prolly ask, do you play it on PC or switch?
both!
hahaha
Swagidellic, as the kids say
Slightly unrelated but do you think people here would be interested in playing on a Minecraft server?
we have tried it before wasn't very active
what about you
Ah, makes sense! I'm running one (actually two haha) currently and was thinking of extending the invitation to more people. (it's free for me since I'm using the Oracle cloud. Hampton might want to potentially consider using it if the app currently being developed needs a server for anything now that I think about it)
PC for me although I'm not sure if I'd consider Stardew relaxing game in my case🤔
Hahah do you try to do it all fast
The way I play it is like a microcosm of how I go about life
If I am not trying to everything and as efficiently as possible I get anxious
Oh interesting I'll look into it! We will probably going with a different service that we are currently looking into though since it is fairly cheap as well:)

Although I'd prolly enjoy it more if I took my time and didn't worry so much
Oh and feel free to link your minecraft server in #☝▸『』general-chat-iii
Same thing with life I suppose
it happens to the best of us
Ouuu, let me know what you guys decide to use! (a little bit curious)
I'm a little biased towards Oracle simply because I'm a frugal little man and it's free for a decently powerful virtual machine (24gb ram and 4 ocpus)
Alrighty, I'll double-check with the people currently on (don't foresee any issues) and then prolly send the info the (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ
I made it so that it's cross play between Java and Bedrock. There's also a couple of fun plugins (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*.✧
the mods?
Oh, the players on the server. I worded that poorly, my bad (^~^;)ゞ
ohhh haha okay!
interesting !
I think we are hosting two different things haha in this term
I'm talking about just the videos and such
Using a cloud computing thingamajig or?
yea
I haven't been on YouTube other than for music stuffs and podcasts so I'm not really up to date with the channel (^~^;)ゞ
oh you're fine
i don't know computers so i may be wrong
but but
Andrew Huberman is a lovely little man
He is helping me optimize my existence
That's understandable! I don't know too much either, I just have Google and the very human like desire for money
i.e learning some programming and planning to get Oracle certification
Although prolly going to focus on doing Roblox stuffs 💀
Anyways, I believe I'm rambling. My apologies (^~^;)ゞ
Methinks I shall sleep, thank you for your assistance in my journey to level 20
You gotta get a certificate???
!tuck goodnight love you son!
Just shows you know how to use it. Good for getting high paying tech jobs for the little effort/time investment required.
Plus it's free mwehehe (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ
Haha
*as long as you go to their free virtual training session
Fair, I just put it on in the background and ignore it while I practice lol
Thanks and goodnight to you as well!
Love you too, dad! 🫂

How do i create a blackhole?
good question
first you get the pencil from spongebob
then you draw one
and boom
black hole
Is that supposed to be you?
she has super human strength so she thinks it's a massage
False. I don't see a wheelchair
Hampton carried me around
Ahh makes sense
yes he's useful sometimes
Bro thats literally you
so true
why no apple in mouth
Kali is being sus in this image, as the kids say
Purple, amazing (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ
shaking magic Plague-ball
What are your thoughts on zweihandlers?
Ive never heard anyone under the age of 50 say as the kids say
Glad I could be your first (。•̀ᴗ-)✧
i dont think thats a good thing
It's subjective, I suppose
on what handlers
Mama Plague opinion on becoming mother figure of the server?
I love it
seems inefficient
I misspelled earlier, they're called zweihanders
i pronounced it zoo handler in my head and got confused
They range from 4'7" to 7'
Amazing
Mayhaps but I want to either get or forge one
It's also perfectly legal to carry a sword
For some reason
I mean, in that time period I'd rather use a long pointy stick than a sword lol
But in terms of range and weight this is a lot better albeit slower
That said, they're not blocking it lmao
Unless they had a shield
In which case I would rather be the guy with the shield
same hahaha
Swords are cool but unfortunately one of the worst choices in terms of skill vs. effectiveness
i.e not hard to stab with pointy stick or hit with hammer/mace.
Plus bows exist 💀
swords are cool when done right
Indeed :)
Crazy?
I was crazy once
They locked me in a room
A rubber room
A rubber room with rats
...and rats make me crazy
Crazy?
I was crazy once
They locked me in a room
A rubber room
A rubber room with rats
...and rats make me crazy
Crazy?
Imma stop there as I don't even know what I'm referencing
do you have a favorite toe?
not so far!
If something has enough kinetic energy , could that something travel faster than the speed of light
No
shaking magic Plague-ball
Have you heard of Andrew Huberman?
That's time travelling and no
Vaguely!
probably
If i punch that wall will i break my hand
Highly recommend checking him out if you get the chance, his content is quite informative. For specific ones I'd watch/listen to either the sleep or stretching one first
Also, it seems I am unable to send the server info into #☝▸『』general-chat-iii
Mostly Vanilla Cross-play Server:
Minecraft Version 1.20.1
IP: 132.145.110.135
Port: 19132 (for bedrock)
Dynmap: Not working currently
Rlcraft 2.9.3 server:
Minecraft ver: 1.12.2
IP: 132.145.143.125
I like to use Technic Launcher but this works:
https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/rlcraft
O
I can send it here for some reason tho
maybe
has it been 24 hours since your last post
O
I sent a test message in there earlier and then deleted it (〒﹏〒)
I'll just wait till tomorrow o suppose
ahhh
i hope so
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dnd lore ^^
yes
NOOO what did you do
Furko cat
Where nymph
...is that padding from a bra? @@;
padding is more cloth like. What that is is a a bra that sticks to the skin haha
i call them chicken cutlets
Apologies if this is weird to ask but how does that support anything?
It's not really to support it's more so to push together and hide nipples
Doesn't really work for bigger boobs
One side is sticky and some of them are some of them aren't
a lot of them you can reuse
just gotta wash by hand
honestly not sure what they use
WHOOO
maybe witchcraft
Apparently they have several sticky layers and you pull off the outer one when they no longer stick
Oh makes sense
Strange tho, this seems overly complicated for something that seems unnecessary or has easier solutions
Although that's prolly cause I don't see a situation where these would be more applicable than just a normal one
Wait I'm dumb
Dresses exist
Although I can't imagine having something sticky attached to you is very comfy
it doesn't really feel like anything until you take them off
Wild
Band-Aids bother me and I assumed they would feel similar
Not sure when I'll need this knowledge but I appreciate you informing me
That aside, how do you feel about cloaks?
Of course
you may have an issue with latex
they are elegant but i'm sadly too short for a lot of them how do you feel about them
Maybe, although I haven't had issues with what they use as the plasma place I go to
they may use non latex ones
They're quite cozy and rather useful all year
i agree
Potentially, although I think you have to ask for that specifically
We can also prolly hem them so that they're not too long
How tall are you again?
Also, I just found this and it looks quite cool
5 foot
ooo yes like a vampire almost
true
maybe
Smol bean 🥺
If you don't mind me asking, how much do you weigh?
around 100 pounds i think
Precisely! (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ
Methinks it's called Gothic Victorian style or something like that
ohh makes sense
I-
i try not to weigh myself so i may be a bit more but i think that accurate
If for some reason you have the misfortune of meeting me in person can I pick you up and shake you every time I ask a question?
Of course only if you let me attempt to pick you up
Sounds fair to me
hahha
when the magic Plague-ball shakes you ╏ ” ⊚ ͟ʖ ⊚ ” ╏
hehehehe
I'm pretty light last time I checked so you might actually be able to (^~^;)ゞ
I bet i can
I think I am around 140lbs as I dropped a bit of weight
Wait, would that be bad for you hip?
(unless I'm thinking of someone else entirely)
no it me haha
and it would be fine
Shake the magic plague ball
shaking magic Plague-ball
What would be a good name/nickname that I can use to make a lot of puns?
Here are some examples...
Monsieur Eggman:
"Eggsellent, this is going eggsactly as planned"
"They're scrambling to find the answer"
"Haha, I'm cracking up!"
Man on Segway:
"I'm gonna segway my way into/outa this conversation"
Oh God
The Punderful Pundit:
"I'm the pun-dit of puns, ready to pun-t out some humor"
"I feel like this sort of humor is pun-derrated"
That's fair! Methinks I'll ask chatGPT
the better plague ball
I completely forgot to respond @@;
but no, significantly worse Plague-ball. It thinks it's immoral to murder your waitress if the food is late 😒
Okay but what if it was 5 minutes late
That's what I'm sayin'! chatGPT-ball doesn't understand at all (◡ ω ◡)
this is so sad
Indeed 😔
It pops the strawberry pearls
Why do you have a picture of my sister?
Haven't seen it so might've done it unintentionally (^~^;)ゞ
Although now I'm curious as to which thing I'd be referencing
Amazing
shaking magic Plague-ball
I've come to the realization that I'm not going to be able to take care of catgirl Hampton properly. He's most definitely going to die.
What should I do?
make sure to dig him a nice hole
Oh boy, R.I.P. catgirl Hampton



one by one, please
smart
I learned from the wisest 🥰
hehehe
"cut the blue wire"
[shaking magic Plague-ball]
Would it be strange to message my bestie from elementary school if I pretty much haven't talked to her since then? (Seems like it could be fun to reconnect with some people)
nah not that strange
...how do I approach that? @@;
"Hey how are you doing haven't talked to you in a long while"
Haha
What if I just say "You ever just... sit in your truck?" 💀
That much worse
you no know their humor nowadays tho
This is true
I'll prolly hit her with that then
"sniff out their vibes", thank you for that, Plague-ball
of course
Bonjouriano comrade! (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ
It's been a while since we last spoke, how's life? (~‾▿‾)~
I feel like I'm overthinking this
but also the more I overthink the more XP I get
Aw, why not? ( ;∀;)
may be a little too extra since you don't know them rn too much
That makes sense (^~^;)ゞ
I removed the squiggly one and kept the first
For some reason if I remove both of them it feels gross and sad
haha you are interesting
No, I'm dad! ヘ( ̄ω ̄ヘ)

〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜 Mwehehe 〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜
Who gets the middle armrest
a cat
How do you know your memories are real
i don't especially since i don't have many
Who decided the alphabet was in alphabetical order
mr alphabet
What does water taste like
depends on the source
Im gonna bring back the discussion on doors and wheels
Cuz eyes are the window to the soul amd windows are basically doors so every eye is a door
makes sense
what happen to them?
Does anything cool happen if i eat a small peice of metal?
Like on a plane?
Because on a plane, middle seat gets both armrests
they ran away
yes
jeanine scares me ngl
Shes a scary person
Oh no im so sorry
I have bb and betty too
is okay:)
Boba die soon
but it okay
cuz she living best life she can rn
so true
very blurry pics of betty and bb
same
You should get a tiny top hat
that is smart
Rat dance musical the musical the production
RATS RATS WE ARE THE RATS
@solemn perch
get their legs off from the ones you have
so smart
Can you give me 3000 dollars
ask hampton
Plague i dont want to ping you because you're busy but i dont want this to get lost in general
I just found out all of my friend groups know each other somehow
Its wild
oh that is very wild
Imagine having multiple real life friend groups
Kinda cringe ngl
its kinda one big one but only a few of them hang out at a time
and some of them dont know each other
@desert hamlet so my friend groups mostly know each other but there are two groups that hang out specifically differently and one of my friends who isnt in either of the groups i sit with at lunch and his friend i also there, well i just found out she is dating one of my other friends and because i found out on an instagram story i wasnt sure if it was her so i looked at her instagram to make sure and one of the posts had three of my other friends in it so apparently everyone i know knows everyone except for like 3 or 4 of them
Shit was wild
wow that very interesting
@desert hamlet do you like pats :0
yes do you
I love them!

THANK YOUU 💜
shaking magic Plague-ball
I have started my hypothetical step brother on typing.com, Khan academy and am considering adding in Codecademy at a later time. (He's 9, his parents and my mother are horrible at handling Internet stuffs so rather than teach him how to use it safely and why he'd use it they just don't let him go on. Same thing happened to me and my siblings and it's rather limiting since this is such a powerful tool.)
Is there anything else you'd recommend I add?
*He has trouble with controlling things and gets frustrated easily hence the typing practice. (It goes up in small steps and there's games)
Plus typing is a super useful skill in general.
Codecademy is just to let him try out coding. Although I am going to need to give him reasons as to why he'd want to learn how to code so that it's moreso his decision (if he's interested). 🤔
Either way basic coding develops a lot of cognitive skills as well as teaches you how to look stuff up if you don't know it. That said I'll prolly have him go through the basic coding stuffs by bribing him with stickers or something (。•̀ᴗ-)✧
Coolmath games
Ouuuu, you right
Typeracer would probably be good as well.
Soundcloud
Video games are excellent for motor skills and cognitive development. Unfortunately he's not quite ready for a lot of them just yet. Been starting him out with some easier stuffs like Astros playroom. I should prolly mention he is on the spectrum
I'm thinking that once he gets more comfortable with the keyboard he won't have as many issues with them
Also his parents don't let him play video games, YouTube or the Internet in general. (Trying to fix that before I move)
Prolly going to use the argument that the video games are not only very beneficial but can also be used as a reward for once he gets bored of typing games and Khan academy. This way he continues to do work and feels good about it since he'll know that as soon as he finishes he can play games.
Although my issue with that is that it makes learning feel more like a chore so I think it'd be best to not have to do to that extent.
I am prolly overthinking this haha
Introduce him to halo
I'd love to but unfortunately he's very much against playing violent stuffs. I'm pretty sure people kept telling him it was super bad so he's just repeating what he's told. Although I feel like if you just explain to the child how there's a clear distinction between video games and reality it's fine.
Especially in games where the violence is optional. I feel like it can potentially build moral character but I dunno ┐(‘~`;)┌
You should try to introduce him to second language
duolingo or rosettastone
Ouuuuuuu, you're 100% correct!
I'm pretty sure there's a way we can set up a pen pal thing as well so he can talk to someone and practice it
yes yes
@rotund gyro and if you want i can teach him basic psychology that is appropriate for his age group and answer basic questions about health as well if for some reason he needs that
That would be awesome!
Although I feel like that's a lot to ask especially since I'm assuming you'd have to interact with my mother and his parents 💀
Oh it's fine i don't mind
i just would need to make up lesson plans which won't take too much time
I should mention that I'm not sure if I'll have a way to compensate you, unless you like music and want me to write something for you based on your name (^~^;)ゞ
Oh i not looking for money don't worry
I have forgotten how words work
I'll have to ask and see if he's interested. Is there any particular way you'd like me to introduce the idea?
(I was thinking of just asking if he'd be interested in talking to ✨ The Magic Plague-ball ✨)
but I feel like that doesn't explain much 💀
Lmao
Um if you can think of something that'd be great
i'll make the lessons as interesting as i possibly can haha
@desert hamlet favorite video game
He likes games and if you introduce things as if they are levels or stages that would help
Man that hard
Oh yes i can do that
Ok top 3
We can also do badges or stickers
I don't really have that

Smh my head do better plag
Oo alrighty
i know right
Hmmm...
He also likes to insert himself into pretty much everything. Specifically when reading, watching something, games, etc.
An example of this would be diary of a wimpy kid; there is no more Greg, only Peyton
Not sure if that helps
Unfortunately I do need to go for right now. Would you be comfortable with me sending you a message later?
alright y
This is a two part question worth two points. @desert hamlet
A.) Is burn out real?
B.) How do you feel about it?
yes and bad
0/2 points
no and good
damn it
no and n/a
2/2
thank you
You ever think about what the point of it all is?
Like obviously I go to hs to go to uni to get a good job but then I just pay bills for what?
makes me sad when i think about that
iron
For me personally I think there's a few ways of looking at it;
-the goal in life is to make it easier for the next generation
-experience, just to experience and learn everything you can. Fall in love, stab a grandmother, the world is your oyster. I suppose you can lump art and such into this category as what is art other than to give someone else an "experience"
-everything is pointless AHHHHH. Oh wait, I'm pointless too, this statement is pointless. To keep writing this would be pointless. Although this should get my point across. But wait, there is no point
-everything has led up to you giving me money, your life goal should be to become my sugar daddy/mommy (I can cook and play a bunch of instruments. I also clean)
-God has a plan for you but he does a crappy job at planning 💀
-God isn't real, we're all just puppets in a simulation, the moon is cheese and I'm currently being probed by our robot overlords (this is the Furko way only correct option)
@desert hamlet what is something you didnt learn in school that you wish you did
Hmm
i wish we learned about the black plague more
what about you
idk
there are a few things that i think should have been talked about more and like the reasons behind stuff
like history
and more art stuff
a lot of people are into art but dont learn anything until high school or later
what is your favorite fact about the black plague
we had tons of art stuff in elementary and up
sucks that others don't have that
rats didn't cause it was bacteria on fleas on the rats
Thats interesting
They also tried to quarantine the ships with these cuz they noticed the people died off or very sick. But people got greedy
Greedy people always ruin things
frfr
@desert hamlet
Grunk?
gronk
@desert hamlet im thinking of going into the military for engineering what do you think about that
@ionic mirage
Wouldn’t it be easier to go to college for engineering?
Military pays for college
True
Plus benefits and real world applications
Well if you want to join the military for engineering I definitely won’t stop you
i think the air force has the best engineering stuff
Air Force definitely has the best educational benefits
And you’ll get paid more and do less if I’m not mistaken
also much less likely of being in combat
i'm personally not the biggest fan of military
im not the biggest fan but im looking into it as an option
you may get a really good scholarship for an engineering school as well
yeah i'm gonna start looking at and appling to a bunch of scholarships in january
good luck!
Thank you 🙏
shaking magic Plague-ball
Massage gun recommendations?
I have one but it was like a random one in a grocery store for 40 bucks
i highly recommend just looking on amazon at good reviews
Fair enough
Methinks I'll see if they have any at the discount store I go to and then look up the ones they have
Might be able to get a nice one for $20
very possible!
Worst flavor of ice cream?
mint chocolate chip
You monster
tastes like toothpaste
How old are u
17
@desert hamlet hru?
i'm alright how is you
very nice
Mhm
Favorite stand? @desert hamlet
i can tell you least favorite
actually i know my favorite
it's the sand ground guy
the one that digs
Which one is least favorite?
i think so
yes yes
tbf death 13 doesn't annoy me too much
Achtung baby I think
the baby itself annoys me
what
All she does is invisible
Part 4 baby
Loli ho
There's too many stands for me to choose my favorite
loli ho while i swing my sycthe
do you know a least favorite
Huh
I think maybe Josephs
Kakyoins kinda sucks but I like the design
Honestly, my favorite is probably heavens door. Especially once Rohan powered it up. If you could use it on yourself, it's easily my favorite.
makes sense
haha
whut?!
My opinion of you has plummeted.
it's worth it to share my truth
#💬▸『』generalchat-archive3 message
@desert hamlet because of this i am going on a haiatus i will return eventually
i'll miss you friend
Why is your status always set to invisible? @desert hamlet
so i can ignore people in dms
Your truth is wrong as long as marmalade ice cream exists
i've never had marmalade
it looks good in the paddington movies
Yeah but paddinton makes anything look good
true
plague i have a B in physics now
WHOO
WHOOO
not whoo. How did that happen?
I was stretching this morning because you know i just woke up i gotta do the early morning stretch amd then i felt something go wrong and pain
you is now old
I blame breaking my arms for this
Why can i not grow my arm back
are you a starfish
Why does Mama Plague pfp look like she about to slam someone
I don't like kali
she mean

Unfortunately no
It was a misclick 
I can smell you from a mile away i dont need to get close
this hurts brain
WHOOOOO (I almost forgot to dance with it)
is okay i forgive you
thank you for remind me
How do you feel about Steve Harwells death?
des, go and dance with the cat too
The most evil of creatures. Kill it before it uses anymore of it's dark magic.
sad
Should I do my homework that's due tomorrow tonight or should I do it tomorrow?
tonight
then you can sleep later
Oh
I forgot to mention
There was a 15 minute time limit to your response
Ig I'll do it tomorrow
interesting
shaking magic Plague-ball
to get the queen
plague, why ourple?
it pretty
yea huh
that's a made up color by atheists

Señor smart alec should i sleep now or later
Now probably
okay
I'll sleep too
ill bet you 3 doubloons that i wont wake up tomorrow
what is moosecoin value to shrek coin
oh no
im gonna wake up the day after tomorrow
Moosecoin is theoretical
It might not even exist
damn
oh okay
that sounds like a bad investment
i lied
it really does
im gonna wake up next year
oh no hibernation
not hibernation
did you know that snails can go into their shells for 4+ years if they deem their current environemtn unsuitable
No it's good because you're getting it for free and 50/50 it might have value so you're getting half of nothing but if nothing can be divided it's something so you're getting something
that's amazing
🐄
yeah so i do that
i compress into a water bottle for multiple years until i get bored
Bard explains all
amazing
the water bottle is in my pocket when i go into it
ohhh okay
and then i come out of my own pocket when i come out
but i dont exist to come out of my pocket
so i come out of my current pocket
but my current pocket doesnt exist
so the universe explodes
this hurts me
and every one else who lives in the universe
true
@desert hamlet Do I owe you 2 moosecoin
i haven't went to sleep yet
But I want 2 moosecoin
Ok so you owe me 2 moosecoin
No i don't owe them
i'll gift them out of the kindness of my heart
if i find them
i most likely won't find them
@blazing girder
@desert hamlet
https://www.mint.ca/en/shop/bullion-products/2022-2-oz-99-99-pure-silver-coin-moose-bullion
The moose is a symbol of Canada, and is featured on Ontario’s provincial coat of arms. Moose inhabit a wide range of habitats across Canada, and are found in every province and territory except Prince Edward Island. This "gentle giant" is the largest member of the deer family, and is known for its easy-going nature as well as its determination.
get it for him
this is beautiful
It's a very nice coin
Cat
...that makes sense. Thank you Magic Plague-ball!
Looks yummy 👍
How was your date with Hampton?
i hate father daughter dates he always makes me pay and give him flowers
But did you make him pay
no he made me
but i got to trade my trench coat instead of paying money
Anything?
what
In your opinion what's the best team since Huey Lewis and the Jews?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocQsWXudESw (Clip for context)
?
so true
this hurts me
my brain is watering rn
Why what’s wrong with it
idk it just hurts me
i ate it
its real
Phrogg
shaking magic Plague-ball
I have a weird question...
For context, when I wake up I immediately brush my teeth or use mouthwash, exercise, eat and then shower. I shower before bed as well.
For some reason it feels wrong but wouldn't it make more sense to wear my exercise clothes to bed instead of changing immediately upon waking?
*I'd be using 2 pairs of clothes a day instead of 3
Still it feels slightly wrong
Can you ask me anything? #1150245648009011242
SAT tips?
Answer c for every question
But SAT is cheaper
better to change in the morning
we produce stuff during the night like sweat
Not by much and the ACT is just superior
i took the act
Smaller reading section
@novel arrow told you
SAT isn't really a thing here
I mean, I'll be exercising almost immediately so the sweat will be there anyways 🤔
You need to change underwear if nothing else
Wait, is one supposed to do that as soon as they wake up?
I'm not sure but i always cautious
*apologies if that's gross, I just was never informed of this
That makes sense!
It's also a little different for women as well
True men have less exposed
Methinks I'll continue to get changed as otherwise I won't get to wear my Snorlax onesies
yes
Does shaggy have ice powers too?
@desert hamlet
yes
amazing
Nice
How do I get good?
I know this isn’t my Q and A thing but by being less bad
Acquire two rats
what do you do with the two rats
Love them
ok
what is the one thing you feel grateful to your teenage self for doing it? @desert hamlet
i currently am my teenage self but asking hampton for a job
Hampton an opp fr fr
yes
Plague who are all of these people?
I know Hampton bean you and the ai kali
Who is far left? Is that ash?
yes
then after me and kali
lars, soda, canoe, furko
and then tony down with groot
How did I not recognize Furko?
His hair looks so different in this art style
Also how come tony isn’t buff
It's unrealistic because he has hair
all chibis look the same
It’s true all of chibis besides Furko could be me
They're actually all me.
Racist
No it’s unrealistic because his hairline looks too different in this art
Furko definitely has hair
That's because he doesn't have a hairline
Nah
They should make tony buff while still being chibi
ow
One of the lucky ones since 2012
🙏
Thank god i learned how to use my hands when i was 5
Rich turtle
turtle was saving up for an Xbox
How do you feel about the FBI? @desert hamlet
i cannot make any comments about the fbi at this time
Why not?
they're watching
Fr fr
Are you an academic weapon?
yes
i'm just very interesting apparently
You are pretty cool
R.I.P. Heather
dental plaque is purple
@desert hamlet my assistant general manager quit and coorporate people are in my job place for training
become the assistant general manager
Too young
sad
And i dont want all that
@desert hamlet I'm theologically batman
amazing can i have 2 dollars
The temporary manager from coorporate sucks too
No
the job sucked to begin with
inthe beginning you were too entranced by money
Maybe but its getting worse
Anyways how is college
makes me wanna die i'm ready to be over with it
How many years are you gonna be in it?
i have one more semester after this one then i take break
then go back for 2-4 years more
The truth about running isn't easy to handle. Make sure you're sitting down before you click play and share this with a runner you know and love.
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Accurate?
shaking magic Plague-ball
Could a plant really identify a murderer?
Dementia? I had dementia once. Dementia? I had dementia once. Dementia? I had dementia once. Dementia? I had dementia once.
Is it contagious?
Wait Is it contagious?
shaking magic Plague-ball
Can I pretty please have 3$?
running makes me
yes
what would you use it for
How fast is your mile
3 hours
That’s a lot longer than 5 minutes
i disagree
I buy a gift for my friend
what's the gift
oh then no

Wow for me you shouldn’t have
Is what?
rats
shaking magic Plague-ball
I'd like to paint you a scene...
I (20yo, 6'1" male) am walking into a Walmart only to see two people wearing fanny packs.
Now, my question for you is if it is right of me to say "Nice fanny packs, nerds!" too them (I am also wearing a fanny pack)
Oh God, I've become a redditor
M'lady
tips fedora
it is not right for you to do that
Darn, I like the irony aspect but if they wouldn't notice that I'm wearing a fanny pack as well that could be awkward
shaking magic Plague-ball
What is the correct right way to approach that scenario?
walk past them and go shopping
Noted, so is it wrong to approach fellow fanny pack enjoyers in the wild?
How much do you enioy fanny packs
I'm always wearing one and need more
You should wear at least 4 at all tlmes
Honestly, you're right
i mean there's a time and a place and walmart is definitely not that time.
Maybe at like an arcade
or comic con
something like that
That makes sense! Your input is greatly appreciated (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ
Just to clarify, I didn't do that but thought the prospect was entertaining. I'm not too great at the social stuffs to be completely honest (^~^;)ゞ
you're all good
@desert hamlet are you a 1400's peasant
@desert hamlet rats have taken over my bedrroom
i am scared of rats
i can't sleep
rats are friends
yes
he didn't tell me
Holy shmoly is that captain jack sparrow