Ask plague anything😷

[desert hamlet]

i don't even see that he has an emoji

oh nvm i saw it

i didn't add it

[upper canyon]

@desert hamlet can u tuck me in bed

[desert hamlet]

!tuck

[lusty canopy]

https://tenor.com/bKtpq.gif

[sharp crow]

How many feet does it take to cross the mississippi river @desert hamlet

[desert hamlet]

at least 2

[sharp crow]

Thats how many i have

I can cross the mississippi

[desert hamlet]

amazing

[sweet igloo]

I wish I had that many.

[sharp crow]

Are tentacles counted

[naive rune]

Plague where did your pfp come from

[desert hamlet]

The one with brown hair girl is a drawing of me from a fiverr artist! the other one idk i googled something like pink hair anime girl

[naive rune]

Wow it’s a good drawing

[desert hamlet]

yes it nice! if you want link to fiverr artist remind me later

[carmine meteor]

How much did Mama Plague paid?

[desert hamlet]

It was like 40 bucks

[naive rune]

Plague I was bored and took the test again, this time I got you instead of rex. What does this mean?

[sharp crow]

You're getting better

[clever siren]

Should I apply to a gym? Even though my mother doesn't approve?

[desert hamlet]

do you still live with your mom?

[desert hamlet]

it means you like toes

[naive rune]

[naive rune]

Literally I changed 4 answers from what I did last time, one was fish to toes, cup spilleth to cup half empty, and finding my purpose to having a loving family

Going back to sleep to bored

[desert hamlet]

I don't remember what i chose for the loving family one

[desert hamlet]

sleep is my fave

[naive rune]

Apparently not, cause I chose bored

And ended up with you

[desert hamlet]

that is dr bored's

you just chose the most of mine apparently lol

[naive rune]

I’m trying to get myself and I keep getting rex

Like I change up my answers and still end up with him

[sharp crow]

Im simply the best answer

Can u link the quiz @naive rune

[naive rune]

It’s pinned in gen1

[sharp crow]

[naive rune]

https://www.buzzfeed.com/hybridcalisthenics/hybrid-calisthenics-who-are-you-3ltsdi5zex?utm_source=dynamic&utm_campaign=bfsharecopy

[narrow wing]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[sharp crow]

Silence, wench

[narrow wing]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[carmine meteor]

Mama Plague why do 8 hours of sleep not enough

[desert hamlet]

So for teenagers they require a lot more sleep because of not only growing bodies but your mind is developing a lot

[desert hamlet]

i don't know if you're an option

[solemn perch]

sandiwch is

[desert hamlet]

Oh okay my bad

[naive rune]

RatRat made rex too op

[upper canyon]

@desert hamlet whats 5 things your grateful for

[desert hamlet]

in no particular order
my friends and family
my schooling
my job
this server
my bed

[narrow wing]

What are 5 animals you could live without

[carmine meteor]

Mama Plague is it incel behavior to believe in the red pill ideology, and black pill ideology combined with the philosophy of defeatism?

[desert hamlet]

i enjoy all animals

[desert hamlet]

i think any of that pill ideology stuff will lead to incel behavior

[carmine meteor]

Mama Plague do you think being an incel is good idea?

[desert hamlet]

so incel means involuntary celibate. That itself isn't a bad thing. Probably quite normal. however, the ideologies that the group has is quite bad and misogynistic.

[solemn perch]

i am tylenol pill

[sharp crow]

Acetaminophen

[upper canyon]

Alot of the pill ideologies have good qualities but when you go to the extremes it becomes bad

I think just taking the good parts and applying to ur life is fine

What do you think?

[desert hamlet]

can you give examples of the good qualities

[naive rune]

Can you give us an explanation of all the pill ideologies cause I barely know them

[rose rain]

Red pill - u free
Blue pill - u matrix
Black pill - u a Korean pop band fan
White pill - that's cyanide u dead
Brown pill - that was chocolate u fine

[desert hamlet]

makes sense

[upper canyon]

Like how the red pill people talk about prioritizing yourself and working hard and not giving up

I think that's good but when you go deep then you find the misogynistic rhetoric

I think you can extract the good and leave the bad

[upper canyon]

[upper canyon]

Red pill is like hardwork
Blue pill is like just be urself
And black is like genetics only matters

And sometimes people combine the colors and say they are both

I personally don't like it. It's kinda cringe but some of them have some good advice mostly red and blue

I think black is just weird

[desert hamlet]

Honestly i think you can do that stuff without saying you're red pill or whatever

it has a bad connotation so if you say you're red pill but you just take the good parts people may still view you in a bad light

[rose rain]

boooooring mine was better

[upper canyon]

Ye that's what I do

I think there's value in the stuff tho

[upper canyon]

Ye ur better

[naive rune]

You can do that with a lot of things though, doesn’t have to be pill theories

[sweet igloo]

What about pure cyanide?

[naive rune]

That one’s not a theory/ideology

[sweet igloo]

But it can be a pill.

[naive rune]

That’s what I meant

[sweet igloo]

It doesn't work for just pill theories. It also works for just pills.

[rotund gyro]

Good morning! o⁠(⁠(⁠*⁠^⁠▽⁠^⁠*⁠)⁠)⁠o
I was wondering if there's a limit to the number and frequency of questions?

[desert hamlet]

ask all the questions you want

[rotund gyro]

Alrighty, will do! (⁠´⁠∩⁠｡⁠•⁠ ⁠ᵕ⁠ ⁠•⁠｡⁠∩⁠`⁠)

Hmmmm...

You come here often?

[desert hamlet]

Yes:) at least 5 times a week I work for hybrid calisthenics

[rotund gyro]

Gotcha! I'm not too active in this server (or anywhere for that matter 😅) so I actually don't know too much about the social environment here. That's cool though!

[desert hamlet]

Oh yea it's all good

[rotund gyro]

That aside, I'm torn... The prospect of getting a magic 8 ball seems rather entertaining BUT using this forum for a similar purpose seems equally, if not more entertaining.

As long as you're comfortable with the latter option of course

[desert hamlet]

Oh yea i don't mind haha it's fun for me

[rotund gyro]

Glad to hear it! (⁠づ⁠｡⁠◕⁠‿⁠‿⁠◕⁠｡⁠)⁠づ

shaking magic Plague-ball
Is murdering this waitress morally correct?

[desert hamlet]

If she doesn't bring your food in 10 minutes then yes

[rotund gyro]

Excellent, thank you magic Plague-ball! (⁠´⁠∩⁠｡⁠•⁠ ⁠ᵕ⁠ ⁠•⁠｡⁠∩⁠`⁠)

[desert hamlet]

Of course!

[rotund gyro]

shaking magic Plague-ball
Should I work on some Bach (well tempered clavier), Beethoven (some sonata), Rachmaninoff (either Prelude in g or moment Musicaux no 4), Liszt (Liebestraume) or the la la land epilogue (Kyle Landry ver.) while I finish the current Chopin etude I'm working on and prep the next?

[desert hamlet]

Liszt definitely

[rotund gyro]

Okie dokie! Thank you, magic Plague-ball! (⁠づ⁠｡⁠◕⁠‿⁠‿⁠◕⁠｡⁠)⁠づ

[rotund gyro]

shaking magic plague ball
What questions should I ask?

[desert hamlet]

any you desire

i can answer all

they may however not be the answers you seek

[carmine meteor]

Including the number pies Mama Plague can eat in a single sitting?

[rotund gyro]

shaking magic Plague-ball
What is a "Furko" and why am I one?

[desert hamlet]

sadly i cannot eat a whole pie in one sitting

[desert hamlet]

furko is a name. Short version of Furkan. Similar to Michael and Mike. No idea why you are one

[rotund gyro]

Interesting, thank you magic Plague-ball! (⁠´⁠∩⁠｡⁠•⁠ ⁠ᵕ⁠ ⁠•⁠｡⁠∩⁠`⁠)

[carmine meteor]

Mama Plague left over is my for the taking

[desert hamlet]

factss

[carmine meteor]

Mama Plague normal for a person to run away from parents at least once

[desert hamlet]

um it may depend on the culture but that is not normal in united states

[carmine meteor]

👍

[rotund gyro]

shaking magic Plague-ball
Is there any music you'd recommend?

[desert hamlet]

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0fpFcGJFaIUZpaTzfTn7IR?si=r9vEu3MxTOSus0hoxamoLA here my playlist:)

[narrow wing]

Are you in the purple pants faction

[naive rune]

Can you explain more about purple pants

[narrow wing]

🍑

That is all

[naive rune]

??

[narrow wing]

yes

[desert hamlet]

no my color is pink

or i guess it's kinda purple

idk

i don't think i fit in it

[narrow wing]

your color has nothing to do with it

its just the name of the faction

[rotund gyro]

Interesting, thank you magic Plague-ball

I forgot what I was about to say but I find going from daft punk to Matt Maltese extremely funny

[naive rune]

Plague why were you in the lobster costume when you met rex?

[desert hamlet]

why weren't you in a lobster costume

[naive rune]

Cause

I was on a tight schedule

[desert hamlet]

understandable i wasn't

[rotund gyro]

...lobster costume?

[desert hamlet]

#📱▸『』selfies message

[rotund gyro]

It's....

...beautiful

[desert hamlet]

thank you

[rotund gyro]

*shaking magic Plague-ball"
I've decided to try out having an image as myself as my PFP on social media (I've never done this before) but I'm not sure which one to choose...

I don't have many pictures but I'm torn between a pov of me handing you a chip with salsa and me in a Snorlax onesie

[desert hamlet]

hmm

The snorlax one sounds great

The chip one may seem aggressive depending on the pic

[carmine meteor]

Plague if level 69 role exist is there level 420?

[desert hamlet]

eventually there shall

[carmine meteor]

He/she shall not thy touch grass for lpng time

[desert hamlet]

hahaha

[last turret]

are you cool?

that is my question

and do you wanna be friends

[desert hamlet]

i wish

[desert hamlet]

yes we can be!

[last turret]

😄 you’re cool

[desert hamlet]

[last turret]

ew why’d discord make that an emoji

[desert hamlet]

haha

I think you can turn it off in settings

[last turret]

i want to do : D

hmm

i’m on phone rn

helped my gf setup a discord and i think it’s only on computer

that you can change it

[desert hamlet]

ahh okay

probably

[last turret]

rip

i’ll just use emojis now

find

fine*

😄 friend aquired hurray

hmm now the question remains, if I send my gf a friend request is that the same as breaking up with her? 🤔

[desert hamlet]

lmao what

why would it be breaking up with her

[last turret]

friendzoning 😂

[desert hamlet]

hahaha

she probably won't mind

[last turret]

she won’t, i’m jus messing now haha

[desert hamlet]

[naive rune]

Yes plague is cool

[desert hamlet]

[clever siren]

As a beginner of soccer

Should I buy cleats?

And as a newbie for basketball, do I really need expensive basketball shoes?

[carmine meteor]

Nah your generic running shoes is fine

Just don't use converse, or vans the flat soles makes running hard + if your knees are weak might develop into jumper knee

[clever siren]

Okay thanks 👍

[rose rain]

Would be helpful, especially with some extra passing around the ankle

[rose rain]

Not in the slightest. Even running/athletic regular shoes should work as long as they don’t slip and slide on the court

[clever siren]

I feel like I need new shoes

They're in the brink of breakint

Breaking*

[desert hamlet]

yes that'll be helpful for the grass

[desert hamlet]

just tennis shoes will be good

[desert hamlet]

oh yes

maybe get new tennis shoes

[carmine meteor]

Mama Plague sport watcher

[desert hamlet]

i is not do you like sports?

[carmine meteor]

Only sport I am interested is powerlifting

[desert hamlet]

cool!

[last turret]

@desert hamlet do you like cars?

[desert hamlet]

Not really. My favorite car is a beetle what about you

[last turret]

kinda lame, cars are awesome

personally i’m a fan of the classics but I still like newer cars like the corvette c7s i think is the one

really cool looking car and can be built into some badass street racers

saw a video where someone installed a full kill switch in one to go full blackout

favorite car is probably an audi s1 quattro, almost entirely because of that inline 5 sound 😂

very iconic rally car

[desert hamlet]

Very interesting

[last turret]

I love cars 😄

[rotund gyro]

The only correct opinion. I was actually about to ask a question but then saw this and have another one

shaking magic Plague-ball
What kind of VW Beetles do you like/do you have a favorite model year?

[naive rune]

Plague what are some of your favorite shows?

[desert hamlet]

Hmm i don't really have a favorite! I find them all cute

What about you

[desert hamlet]

Haunting of Bly Manor, Community, Sister Wives are some i watch over and over

[rotund gyro]

That's fair! They're all quite adorable but I definitely prefer the older, first generation. Mostly cause the 2nd and 3rd generations are riddled with problems but I also just prefer the older design.

I'm actually thinking of getting one as my next car since there's some modifications I can do with the engine to get it over 50mpg. Plus replacement parts are super cheap and easy to switch out (even the engine)

Worse comes to worst I get an electric conversation kit and then I've got a lightning bug ヘ⁠(⁠￣⁠ω⁠￣⁠ヘ⁠)

I'm leaning towards a 70s one since those are easier to find

Can't wait for the car market to crash (⁠´⁠∩⁠｡⁠•⁠ ⁠ᵕ⁠ ⁠•⁠｡⁠∩⁠`⁠)

[desert hamlet]

iooo!

[desert hamlet]

that would be cool too!!

I just can't drive a stick

so i would need a later one

[rotund gyro]

Just takes practice I'm sure. I still need to actually practice driving a manual car but I understand how it works and ride a motorcycle so I have some experience

Manuals are nice since there's less that can go wrong with your transmission

I think there was one model year that was alright for the third generation, lemme see if I can find the exact one

Alright so I'm 90% sure the 2018 one was the most reliable in the third generation. Which is also nice since it has a lot of the more modern features

[desert hamlet]

Interesting!

2018 wasn't that one of the last years they made it or not

[rotund gyro]

Close, if I remember correctly they completely stopped production in 2019

Truly a travesty

[rose rain]

Noo plague that's the car of Nazis

[desert hamlet]

[rose rain]

She running towards the car not away

[desert hamlet]

facts

[naive rune]

I haven’t heard of any of those, what’re they about

[rotund gyro]

This is actually true (⁠^⁠～⁠^⁠;⁠)⁠ゞ

[desert hamlet]

First one is a horror ish one. About an american nanny to two kids in england, community is a comedy series about a group in a community college, sister wives is reality tv about a family that is polygamy

[carmine meteor]

Magic plague ball

I want soda

[naive rune]

@wheat sparrow

There you go

[wheat sparrow]

what

[naive rune]

You were wanted

[wheat sparrow]

I've been summoned

[naive rune]

@desert hamlet when will you make your HC Discord member tier list?

[upper canyon]

@desert hamlet can I be A tier

[last turret]

i’m S tier

obv

[naive rune]

You don’t ask, plague will judge

[upper canyon]

😭

[naive rune]

also I don’t remember seeing your pfp on the tier list so idk if you’re in it yet

[upper canyon]

[desert hamlet]

um

I love you all

i actually tried making a tier list earlier

but i didn't wanna hurt anyones feelings and thought it would be boring to put all of you in one tier

Genuinely all of you are S/A

and idk how to decide between those haha

[desert hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/coca-cola-espuma-spin-troll-gif-20279994

[naive rune]

Coward

[desert hamlet]

yes i am

It's like trying to force a mom to choose favorites

[sweet igloo]

I'm the favorite aren't I?

[desert hamlet]

bahaha

[desert hamlet]

a mother can't say

@naive rune @sweet igloo

[sweet igloo]

Wanna see mine?

[desert hamlet]

yes

[desert hamlet]

understandable

we have one matching one!

[sweet igloo]

Hampton is truly garbage tier.

[naive rune]

Who is next to kenobi on the right? And why is sawyer above kenobi? You’re the first person who didn’t slander Furko

[desert hamlet]

the order of the people don't mean anything

i just put them in the order they were listed

[naive rune]

Then your tier list isn’t complete

[desert hamlet]

person on the right of lady is Anteater

[desert hamlet]

oh does that matter too?

[naive rune]

Enteri?

[desert hamlet]

and yes me and furko and canoe are frifris

[desert hamlet]

yes yes

[naive rune]

Me too, Furko gaming

Also who is the one next to DV?

[desert hamlet]

honestly good question

[naive rune]

I didn’t recognize that pfp

[sweet igloo]

The person to the left is Ankles.

I think.

[naive rune]

Nah that can’t be ankles

[sweet igloo]

Think she changed it at the same time I changed mine to this one.

[desert hamlet]

@lapis sedge is that you

[lapis sedge]

mine is

the anime gorl

with black hair

(not hampton)

[desert hamlet]

OHH

okay

that solves the mystery

[naive rune]

Oh

[naive rune]

Wait why did you change yours to that?

[sweet igloo]

Because.

[desert hamlet]

anime cthulhu is a look

a nice look

interesting but nice

[last turret]

hah take the L bozos

i’m better than all y’all

[last turret]

nooo i didn’t even place

rats

[desert hamlet]

i sorry it wasn't in the thingy you're up in S too:)

[sweet igloo]

I need to find another.

[last turret]

😄

i should have a different engine as my pfp

[desert hamlet]

what engine do you have now

[last turret]

500 cubic inches small block chevy with the valve covers and intake removed

[desert hamlet]

amazing

i barely know what that means

[last turret]

considering replacing it with a pontiac 455

one min

[last turret]

dragster and race car engine

[desert hamlet]

Ohhhh

amazing

[last turret]

nvm can’t find good picture of a pontiac engine

google images fails me

[desert hamlet]

[last turret]

any chance you have good engine pictures 😭

[desert hamlet]

No i'm sorry

[last turret]

rats

[desert hamlet]

i do have rats!

[last turret]

me being the engine master i should have them

[last turret]

🤣

[desert hamlet]

very true

[last turret]

demon rat

[last turret]

know anyone will cool engine pictures?

[desert hamlet]

she was really mean but after she had tumor surgery she was such a sweetie

[desert hamlet]

hmmm

i don't think so

[last turret]

aww that’s sad

[desert hamlet]

i'll let you know if i find anyone or anything

[desert hamlet]

oh no it's quite a good thing

[last turret]

thanks!

[last turret]

wait i misread no

i swear i’m dyslexic sometimes

i read that the other way around

hurray for nice rat 😄

[desert hamlet]

Hahaha yes!

[last turret]

i swear google is so annoying sometimes

i type in very specifically, “pontiac 455 with bird catcher

i get literally everything but that

[naive rune]

Is that what it is?

[naive rune]

Wait you have rats?

[naive rune]

How come we didn’t get these pics sooner?

[desert hamlet]

I apologize

[desert hamlet]

yes for about 2+ years now!

@naive rune had to take pic behind the bars cuz they were trying to come see me when i opened the door haha

[desert hamlet]

[rotund gyro]

Mwehehe (⁠´⁠∩⁠｡⁠•⁠ ⁠ᵕ⁠ ⁠•⁠｡⁠∩⁠`⁠)

[naive rune]

aww they’re all cozy together

What’re their names

[desert hamlet]

Boba (white one), Betty (one on bottom with dumbo ears, and Bb!

[naive rune]

BBBB

[desert hamlet]

yes haha

[upper canyon]

How do I apply to be added to this amazing masterpiece

[desert hamlet]

des made the tier thingy

[naive rune]

Gonna have to ask @robust light

[robust light]

Idk just get good

Nah but I do plan on updating the tierlist in a few generic time measurements

[carmine meteor]

Mama Plague ball

When, and why did the plague ball began?

[desert hamlet]

it started couple weeks ago and why i have no idea haha

[carmine meteor]

[upper canyon]

I love Plague events that rando happen

I remember when everyone changed their name to judgemental smth

[carmine meteor]

Judgemental son of Plague

[naive rune]

Cool name Furko started it i think

[desert hamlet]

yes i think so too

[solemn perch]

shakes magic plague ball

what do you think about me

[desert hamlet]

you is very nice young man who will grow up to have a great future

[narrow wing]

am i the stupid

[desert hamlet]

no

[upper canyon]

@desert hamlet have you had to ban any pedos from this server? how many and how bad was it?

[desert hamlet]

only a couple

one of them was real bad

they uh

kept joining back and harassing me

so we had to get an alt identifier

[upper canyon]

[desert hamlet]

that was before i was mod tho

[upper canyon]

thats awful

[desert hamlet]

while i was mod one of them was a fitness influencer that was in the server but his act was outside of it

he had his own server and there was this 14 year old

who was fan girling over him

and then it just led too far

[upper canyon]

😬 yikes

[desert hamlet]

that's all i can remember for now

[upper canyon]

pretty average

[desert hamlet]

But yea we have 0 tolerance for pedos here

[upper canyon]

yea ofc

noone likes pedos

[desert hamlet]

except pedos haha

[upper canyon]

no they like kids

[sharp crow]

@rose rain]

shit

fuck

@desert hamlet have you seen the new spider verse movie

[desert hamlet]

no i'm very behind on the spider-man movies

last thing i saw with spider-man in it was endgame

[sharp crow]

Damn

You need to catch up

[desert hamlet]

i too old for those movies anymore

i am 57

[sharp crow]

No u arent

Superheroes are for every age

[desert hamlet]

amazing

i'll take you to the movies and ask you to explain literally every single thing

[sharp crow]

Okay i have already seen it

I dont mind explaining if i have seen it before

@desert hamlet im watching spider verse again rn

[desert hamlet]

Enjoy!

[desert hamlet]

amazing

[rotund gyro]

😢

shaking magic Plague-ball
I've been told you are a master of seduction, can you impart your knowledge unto us, unworthy people?

[desert hamlet]

master of seduction??

[rotund gyro]

yes

[desert hamlet]

i still don't know why

[desert hamlet]

whoever told you is lying i sorry

[rotund gyro]

this

[desert hamlet]

ahhh okay

[desert hamlet]

nonetheless if you want to be with someone first step is being nice and respecting boundaries

[rotund gyro]

Is this the first lesson?
Hold on, I'm probably supposed to derive meaning from this...
Is this a lesson in humility?

[desert hamlet]

haha no imo a good partner won't make you feel embarrassed

[rotund gyro]

Can you elaborate on this?

[narrow wing]

if they dont want you to enter their basement where you can hear screams and voices at night, you have to respect their wishes

do not enter

[naive rune]

Only need to watch into the spiderverse for this one

Plague how did you start working with Hampton?

[desert hamlet]

i just asked really

i proposed the idea of paid events

[naive rune]

What do you mean?

You just asked

[desert hamlet]

yes

I dmed ham

[naive rune]

Where when how why

[desert hamlet]

When is like 2 years ago

where is discord dms

how is discord dms

why is because i wanted money

[naive rune]

Man

Plague literally asked to be in Hampton’s basement

I can no longer feel sympathy for you

[desert hamlet]

well you see sandwich

i was kidnapped

i never asked for the basement

i simply asked for a job

[naive rune]

You sure about that?

[desert hamlet]

didn't realize that the job was in a basement

[naive rune]

You should’ve read the terms of agreements

[desert hamlet]

yes he took advantage of a minor who did not understand legalese

[naive rune]

Skill issue

[desert hamlet]

[naive rune]

[naive rune]

What is Muay Thai

@desert hamlet what did you do to get in the jar?

[desert hamlet]

it a form of martial art

[desert hamlet]

i posted link:(

[naive rune]

What link?

[desert hamlet]

it was link for selling kiwis

[robust light]

@desert hamlet are you stupid

[naive rune]

Plague do you think people shouldn’t be able to nominate/vote for themselves in #1022572993974632509

[desert hamlet]

yes

[desert hamlet]

yes

wait

no

you phrased it weirdly

i love self confidence

[naive rune]

Would you say you’re the best member in this server?

[desert hamlet]

no

[sweet igloo]

But you are! ||So am I though.||

[desert hamlet]

hahahah

[naive rune]

Pick one

[solemn perch]

sport

[sweet igloo]

No.

[naive rune]

Bad

[sweet igloo]

No u.

[sweet igloo]

I wanna get a new pfp. What should it be?

[robust light]

A cuttlefish

[naive rune]

Oh I just realized you changed it back

[sharp crow]

Spiderman cuttlefish

[desert hamlet]

hmmm

yours is pretty great

do you wanna keep with cuttlefish theme?

[still flax]

Wow

[sweet igloo]

Ye. It can be other cephalopods though.

[desert hamlet]

?

[sweet igloo]

Yes.

[desert hamlet]

amazing

[lapis sedge]

Why do monkey exist

[desert hamlet]

God loves his creations so he decided to curse them when they were bad by giving them monkey

[lapis sedge]

Can monkey become good?

[robust light]

🙈 🙉 🙊

[desert hamlet]

yes but they must work very hard

[sweet igloo]

Can monkey become god?

[sharp crow]

to be cute and react to things

[lapis sedge]

Does God still love monkey?

[sharp crow]

god loves monkeys

he loves monkeys especially

because they are so adorable and are so silly and goofy

[desert hamlet]

yes

[desert hamlet]

it has to kill god first

[rotund gyro]

God's only drop is soup

Wasn't worth

Although I suppose it's not about the rewards, but sending a message (⁠づ⁠｡⁠◕⁠‿⁠‿⁠◕⁠｡⁠)⁠づ

[desert hamlet]

exactly

[delicate star]

Why do people call u mom 🤔

[upper canyon]

https://youtube.com/shorts/xRveaERuy84?feature=share

funny asf 🤣

[desert hamlet]

i am their mom

[desert hamlet]

making fun of somebodies life isn't funny

it only funny if they your friend imo

[robust light]

@desert hamlet your life is so funny hahaha

[desert hamlet]

It really is lmao i was fucking crippled as a teenager

[robust light]

Haha cripple L

Plague during teenage years: 🟦

[desert hamlet]

hahahah

des when he has to become a junior in school:

[robust light]

Plague when she has to be a whatever in college and be an assistant for a youtuber: 🇱🇱🇱

[desert hamlet]

too personal i'm crying

[robust light]

Good

I love making children cry

[desert hamlet]

how many toes do you have des

[robust light]

On me or in total?

[desert hamlet]

on you

[robust light]

10

[desert hamlet]

10 toes??

in this economy????

poor

so poor

[robust light]

That's just with me rn

The basement total is 193

[desert hamlet]

193 toes in total????????

sucks to suck

[robust light]

203 total

How many you have?

[desert hamlet]

203 toes in total?????

sucks to suck

[desert hamlet]

382819

[robust light]

Too manh

[sweet igloo]

Total or just the ones on you?

[upper canyon]

i mean yea why would i do with some random dude💀

[naive rune]

Your greed is hurting this economy

[neon owl]

Are there more wheels or doors in the world

[gilded prairie]

Plague, I’m excited for your answer to this question

[desert hamlet]

Interesting question

Wheels

and if that's not true i'll make a bunch of wheels until it is true

i love wheels more

[neon owl]

But bro cabinets

[desert hamlet]

I don't like doors

[neon owl]

And every car has 4 doors

[desert hamlet]

wheels are better

https://tenor.com/view/wheel-spinning-car-guys-funny-send-it-gif-17262019

[desert hamlet]

i answered it

[gilded prairie]

there are the things that roll the drawers that may or may not be considered wheels

I like so much this question

Thank you for reminding me of it

[desert hamlet]

do you like wheels or doors better

[gilded prairie]

hmm, I don’t have a preference at the moment

even thinking about the world without doors or without wheels, I don’t know which one would I miss most

[desert hamlet]

i would miss wheels

[rose rain]

wheels because a house can have children and those children have toy car without door also a car also a car would have four wheels not paticulary four doors and lorries

[gilded prairie]

there’s the back door on the car too

[robust light]

Gears

Also every sliding door has 2+ wheels

Cars will have more than 4 wheels because the Gears in the engine could count as wheels

[sharp crow]

Ever door has wheels but not ever wheels have doors

[gilded prairie]

ok, let’s start defining things. What properties should something have to be considered a wheel or a door? Because if gears can be considered wheels, then covers for the fluids on the car can be considered doors, I’d say…

[sharp crow]

wheels are things that make a rotation on an axis

[desert hamlet]

this was such a great question

[rose rain]

No wheels are circular smooth thingies that can move or help something move

Gears are things which only help something move something which is usually really heavy

U wouldn't want gear in Ur car acting as wheels

[sharp crow]

thats a tire

tires are attached to wheels

tires are used for vehicles

wheels are used for many things

[rose rain]

Tanks don't have tire but they do have wheels

Tire is the rubber part

[sharp crow]

yes

they have treads

[rose rain]

No they have wheels

Thethe little thing u see at the bottom is a wheel

[sharp crow]

the thing attached to all the wheels that makes it go is called a tread

if it just had wheels it wouldnt go very well

[narrow wing]

me when my car got treads

[narrow wing]

GOOGLE

[robust light]

Also conveyer belts

[sharp crow]

Google is giving basic answers

Wheels do more than just move vehicles

[robust light]

Or other object

[sharp crow]

They also spin

https://tenor.com/view/podcastathon-stephen-hackett-st-jude-spin-the-wheel-gif-23118173

@robust light what does agc mean

[robust light]

#1121847156718977044

[carmine meteor]

Did mama plague cause the black plague?

[desert hamlet]

yes

[carmine meteor]

[desert hamlet]

hehehe

[narrow wing]

Thank you plah

Pls cause the white plank

[desert hamlet]

i will

[carmine meteor]

@desert hamlet is now popular

[desert hamlet]

was i never not popular?

[desert hamlet]

my reaction to hampton everyday

[carmine meteor]

[sharp crow]

@desert hamlet off topic what is your hidden talent

[desert hamlet]

I don't really have one!

[carmine meteor]

Mama @desert hamlet can you give us behind the scenes pov from you when your recording with Hampton?

[desert hamlet]

sadly i don't live anywhere near ham so i don't record with him

[solemn perch]

plague tell me a fun fact about hampton and you

and me

@desert hamlet

[desert hamlet]

hampton's nostrils are bigger in person

you have a desk inside a closet essentially

[carmine meteor]

[solemn perch]

what

[sharp crow]

How big are my sniffers in real life

[desert hamlet]

in the room tour it looks like it inside a closest

[desert hamlet]

very big very sniffy 10/10

[solemn perch]

lol whar

[desert hamlet]

the white desk

[sharp crow]

Every time we passed a group of weebs i could tell if they were basement dwellers or society contributers

[desert hamlet]

it looks like there another door way to it

[desert hamlet]

hahaha

[sharp crow]

Its a gift and a curse

[neon owl]

Big wheel has gotten into your mind there are more doors

I have said too much

[sharp crow]

Are joints considered wheels?

[solemn perch]

no

[rose rain]

they say eyes are doors to the soul

doors win

[sharp crow]

Its windows

Eyes are the windows to the soul

You can look in eyes you cant go through eyes

[rose rain]

I had a major hole in my reasoning

[sharp crow]

Door reasoning never works

[rotund gyro]

You're just not trying hard enough

[sharp crow]

No thank you

[rotund gyro]

Coward

[desert hamlet]

@blazing girder

[carmine meteor]

Mama plague clean ear?

[desert hamlet]

that not my ear

[upper canyon]

This is right next to my house

[sharp crow]

Yummy touch it

[sweet igloo]

Wack it with a metal pipe.

[desert hamlet]

keep it as a pet

many pets

[upper canyon]

I TRIED TO SPRAY IT WITH WATER CUZ IT WAS A HOT DAY

AND IT STUNG ME 😦

I WAS JUST BEING NICE

[rose rain]

Spray it with fire

The sooner u get rid of it the better

[upper canyon]

then the tree will catch fire

and its not my tree

[solemn perch]

mama plagye how do you buy a tree

[blazing girder]

Then why worry about a fire?

[desert hamlet]

Don't buy one just go steal one

[gilded prairie]

have you planted a tree?

[desert hamlet]

yes have you

[gilded prairie]

yes but it’s dead now

is yours alive?

[desert hamlet]

yes:)

[desert hamlet]

rip

🪦

[gilded prairie]

which tree is it?

mine was orange

and I was smol when I plant

but the three didn’t survive the cat eating it and throwing it through the balcony followed by some ant nest

[desert hamlet]

it was uh i don't remember it doesn't bear fruit tho

[desert hamlet]

that is very sad

[pearl igloo]

Plague whats they y intercept of y=4x+1/5

[desert hamlet]

1/5

when it's y=mx+b the b is the y intercept

[pearl igloo]

Correct

[upper canyon]

@desert hamlet what's 10^23/7

[gilded prairie]

@desert hamlet we need answers

people have spoken

[robust light]

1,930.6977288197

[desert hamlet]

i too dumb for that

[idle pond]

@desert hamlet any music recommendations?

[desert hamlet]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0jv5OcbvTUHgO8FgHhya8b?si=Ab0wkGtCRPCIO73yFt1-rg

[hot valve]

@desert hamlet what's your gender

@desert hamlet what's the best job

[desert hamlet]

wahmen

[desert hamlet]

um that's hard honestly the best job is a job you enjoy

[hot valve]

What is that, what do I enjoy

[hot valve]

Ask, my favourite kind

@desert hamlet what is your job

[desert hamlet]

I'm an assistant to hampton:)

[pearl igloo]

Wtf is that

[desert hamlet]

two headed cow

[pearl igloo]

Oh

Interesting

[desert hamlet]

yes:)

[hot valve]

Sheep

[sharp crow]

This gives me a headache

[carmine meteor]

Mama Plague. How much is too much caffeine

[gilded prairie]

do you like two headed animals?

[desert hamlet]

hmm when you start to jitter or get anxiety

[desert hamlet]

yes they bring me comfort

[desert hamlet]

idk i haven't really planned for that

I don't really need to do so atm

people break into our property sometimes but mostly just to steal stuff

[robust light]

Is theft not a bad intention?

[blazing girder]

No they don't do it maliciously

They smile while doing so

[robust light]

Furko, just because they smile doesn't mean they're not malicious

[desert hamlet]

yes

[naive rune]

@desert hamlet what should I do for my birthday?

[hot valve]

@desert hamlet do you think I'm beautiful? Do you think I'm handsome?

[maiden shard]

I got bitten by a rat about 1 month and 3 days ago. Am I getting plague? @desert hamlet

[robust light]

@desert hamlet how do you feel about the current socioeconomic climate in America rn?

[solemn perch]

yes, can confirm

[pearl igloo]

Plague seems to have perished, most likely by a rat.
Rip plague

[desert hamlet]

hmm get good food and rest

[desert hamlet]

don't worry you have to get bitten by flea

make them all have tails

[desert hamlet]

yes

[desert hamlet]

thank you

[visual minnow]

Plague, do Hanging knee raises hurt the scapula

Mine hurts

[desert hamlet]

it definitely can if you not prepared for it

[visual minnow]

What can I do to help that

My core seems to be able to do it but not my scapula

Maybe it was the narrow chinups i did today that aggravated or started the pain

[desert hamlet]

that is possible

I'm not quite sure how to progress to that tbh

[visual minnow]

How so

[desert hamlet]

i'm not very good at exercise knowledge

[visual minnow]

Can you do chinups

Don't you have hampton to ask

[desert hamlet]

no

[desert hamlet]

yea but i don't really bother him about that

[visual minnow]

Maybe horizontal or jacknife

[naive rune]

I did 1 1/2 of these

[hot valve]

@desert hamlet who's my soulmate here?

[hot valve]

@desert hamlet is there one god? And if yes, who's "he" ?

[desert hamlet]

amazing

[desert hamlet]

i'm not sure

[desert hamlet]

i'm not the person to answer that for you

[robust light]

Hampton is the one and only god of Hybrid Calisthenics

He's the level 100 mafia boss

Furko is the level 10 crook

I woke early today, are you proud of me? @desert hamlet

[hot valve]

What about lvl 101?

[hot valve]

And what'd you do after waking up early?

[robust light]

Brush my teeth then lay in bed for 30 minutes scrolling youtube shorts. Then made a coffee and played some skate 3

[desert hamlet]

always

[neon owl]

No but they say every opportunity is a door to a better life so there has to be more doors

[lapis sedge]

Do you love thy neighbor?

[desert hamlet]

yes

make everyone in the mongol's area have tails

Deep in your heart you'll know how

oh no

some asians are born with tails

that is what i was talking about

Yes it's a genetic thing but most people get theirs cut off

hehehehe

shouldn't have brought up the mongol empire if you didn't want that info

[hot valve]

Yeah, unless they _______________

[lapis sedge]

gay

[robust light]

Ankles

[hot valve]

Smhhh~~~ I didn't say that, you did, Christians quote him on that

@desert hamlet will you be my friend

[sharp crow]

How many times a day do you rat

[desert hamlet]

of course

[desert hamlet]

many

[hot valve]

So friend, which you are you from? What's your age

[desert hamlet]

i'm from ze america fried chicken land

what about you

[hot valve]

I'm Indian

[desert hamlet]

amazing

[naive rune]

@desert hamlet what are your thoughts on time

[desert hamlet]

not good

i will destroy it

[naive rune]

How

What

[hot valve]

@desert hamlet why are some people a menace and plain stupid with no purpose?

[desert hamlet]

Sometimes people have a bad home life that causes it

[robust light]

Is your npc racist? @desert hamlet

[hot valve]

@desert hamlet what is furko's age?

[desert hamlet]

You'll see

[desert hamlet]

he's in mid 20s i believe

[sweet igloo]

Will I be able to kill your npc?

[desert hamlet]

not the first session please

[hot valve]

Ohhh- he's oldddd

[robust light]

Sorry no can do

I'm gonna stabby stab

[desert hamlet]

[narrow wing]

i will be robbing your npc

[solemn perch]

huh

[unborn needle]

Would you rather only be able to wear Jean shorts or cargo shorts?

[desert hamlet]

man i hate both options lmao

[robust light]

@desert hamlet do you have wares

[desert hamlet]

if you have coin

[unborn needle]

But if you had too

[desert hamlet]

do i get to try them on before

i haven't worn either in many many many years

if not i choose cargo

simply due to the pockets

[unborn needle]

Yes

But it’s for life

[desert hamlet]

okay awesome

[unborn needle]

One of the biggest decisions in your life

[desert hamlet]

What are benefits of jeans vs cargo

[unborn needle]

Hm, well jeans don’t need to be washed and they are slightly more fashionable in my opinion. Cargo shorts have more pockets and versatility

[desert hamlet]

Do i get multiples of it

or do i have to wear the same one forever

[unborn needle]

The same one forever but it adjusts overtime

[desert hamlet]

damn

i'll go cargo

i'll have to be magical with the washing

just hose myself off

[unborn needle]

Ah yeah I would choose the same haha!

[unborn needle]

Imagine getting a stain on your forever shorts :/

[desert hamlet]

amazing we are twins

[desert hamlet]

Honestly mine would probably turn into one big stain after awhile

[unborn needle]

Yeah that makes sense, you’d probably have to have a yearly dye to balance the color out lol

[unborn needle]

Yeah I feel like people looking kinda nerdy with cargo shorts but people look odd with jorts

[sharp crow]

Plague

Why do i pain

[narrow wing]

Did you enjoy the chicken

[desert hamlet]

khajeet did

[desert hamlet]

sorry i stabbed you

[desert hamlet]

Honestly who knows how it'll go after many years

[sharp crow]

@desert hamlet brand new shoes

[desert hamlet]

Nice!

[hot valve]

@desert hamlet opinions on the pants? Are they cool enough, should I get them made?

[desert hamlet]

hmm I feel like they would feel super uncomfortable haha but the right person can wear anything and make it look good

[hot valve]

Prolly make me sweat a lot but I guess I'll get em made

[upper canyon]

@desert hamlet why does Hampton never post? I miss him

[desert hamlet]

he does post

he posts shorts

[upper canyon]

Where are the coffee with Hamptons

[desert hamlet]

ohh

[upper canyon]

No like a acc one

Like unsponsered review

[desert hamlet]

shorts do much better algorithm wise

[upper canyon]

Oh

[desert hamlet]

reviews and coffees take a lot more time

so it always sad that they do worse

[upper canyon]

That's fair 👌

[desert hamlet]

that just my thoughts tho

[upper canyon]

I personally really likes them tbh

Especially the one about finding friends

That was helpful

[upper canyon]

Well hopefully those aren't gone forever cuz i don't use shorts at all

[desert hamlet]

Yea they are very helpful

[desert hamlet]

oh definitely not

We just are quite busy with the app

so i think after that settles a bit there will be another:)

[upper canyon]

Mk thanks 👍🏽

That clears stuff up

[robust light]

Where were you on September 11th, 2001? @desert hamlet

[desert hamlet]

ovaries

[robust light]

Lame

[hot valve]

@desert hamlet do you have any children (adopted/birthed)m

[hot valve]

@desert hamlet is this true?

[desert hamlet]

No i too young

[desert hamlet]

I'm not one to comment on religion much haha

[hot valve]

Oooo

[hot valve]

Ok, noice diplomacy, you pass the test

[carmine meteor]

Mama Plague how to make mashed potatoes?

[desert hamlet]

You need butter, peeled potatoes , water, milk and salt. First you boil the peeled potatoes in water. Once they are done drain the water and add milk and lots of butter. Add salt to it as well. Some people add pepper too. Then mash them. Done:)

[hot valve]

@desert hamlet why did @rose rain become a loser cat in arguments

Have I broken her

[rose rain]

Sis asking plague lmao pathetic

[robust light]

You forgot to mash the potatoes.

[desert hamlet]

check the last step smh

[desert hamlet]

idek what that means

[robust light]

YOU DONT MASH LAST

[desert hamlet]

Yes you do

[robust light]

YOU BOIL EM, MASH EM, STICK EM IN A STEW, MILK AND BUTTER, MASH SOME MORE, AND THEB SEASON

[desert hamlet]

if your recipe actually worked you wouldn't need to mash them twice

[desert hamlet]

also des the museum got two salamanders yesterday their names are Jesse and Walt

[robust light]

You don't need to mash twice you just need to stir

Same shit as mashing

[robust light]

Nice

[desert hamlet]

i disagree strongly

[robust light]

You can disagree, doesn't make you right.

[sharp crow]

@desert hamlet why is my school fucking everything up

[desert hamlet]

do you wanna talk about it

[sharp crow]

no they're just being annoying and dealing with all the new students and the construction in a weird way

[desert hamlet]

i sorry

[sharp crow]

Have you ever thought about the fact that in the word ballerina the majority of the word is baller

[desert hamlet]

no i've never thought about this until now

but they also pronounced differently

[sharp crow]

True but ballerinas are ballers fr

[desert hamlet]

so true

[maiden shard]

How old are you

[sharp crow]

@desert hamlet theres a guy on my bus who dressed like link every day what do you think about that

[desert hamlet]

it's a real power move

[sharp crow]

Link from zelda

In case that wasnt clear

He has the hat every day

Hes wearing a darker green one today though

[sharp crow]

Fr idk how he does it every day

I think i would get too hot wearing it

[desert hamlet]

oo that's amazing

[sharp crow]

Dw its not just the hat

Its the clothes too

Yesterday he had bracers on

[desert hamlet]

YES

that man is a legend

[unborn needle]

She’s 58 iirc

[desert hamlet]

so true

[maiden shard]

Perfect for me

[carmine meteor]

Mama Plague more like grandma

[covert hornet]

Plague

Do you like scp-049

[naive rune]

Plague why did the general chats get renamed? Again

[desert hamlet]

i don't like the fact that it kills people when it touches them

[desert hamlet]

Ask hampton haha I renamed the global chat after he did the generals

[pearl igloo]

Why is my wall white

[desert hamlet]

honestly that's a good question a lot of people like white walls and therefore paint them that way when they get built but i don't like the appeal i think a darker room color is nice

[covert hornet]

Why does iceberg lettuces tastes so crispy and why soda hate

[desert hamlet]

i enjoy lettuce

it tastes like that cuz it mostly water

i enjoy soda

[covert hornet]

Soda as in the discord member soda💀

[desert hamlet]

i enjoy that soda too

i no know why or if they hate lettuce

some people are weird

[covert hornet]

Indeed its crunchy

[sharp crow]

@desert hamlethttps://www.instagram.com/reel/Cu5jatqRQI6/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

m3rryalice

Temu glitch in my bio!! (๑•́ ω •̀๑) ✨

Likes

317870

Instagram

[desert hamlet]

this is great

[sharp crow]

@desert hamlet what do you do on a day you are struggling

[desert hamlet]

Oh man

i have a lot of thinking to do when i'm struggling

but i try to just take a nice bath

eat good food

lots of water

and chill and watch kevin

maybe read a book

when i'm struggling i've realized it's not worth it to keep pushing myself

so when i can i take the day off from everything that overwhelms me a lot

[covert hornet]

Plague do you love yourself

[sharp crow]

Thats a good way to do it

I think i push myself harder when im having a struggle day

[desert hamlet]

yes

[desert hamlet]

Do you find that's effective?

[sharp crow]

Sometimes it helps me get past or ignore the struggle until sleep time and then other times it just makes it worse

Mostly it just makes it worse

[desert hamlet]

yea if it helps then that's great but it no good for me

[sharp crow]

Yeah i wouldnt recommend it

[robust light]

@desert hamlet who let the dogs out

[desert hamlet]

me:)

[covert hornet]

@desert hamlet how to happy

[solemn perch]

https://tenor.com/view/vibing-st6-cute-dog-dance-gif-16459631

@desert hamlet

[desert hamlet]

this is great

[desert hamlet]

i'm not sure i'm the best person for that

[solemn perch]

look at #🥰▸『』positivity-n-pets

[covert hornet]

Aw ok

[desert hamlet]

me and @blazing girder did it

[sharp crow]

@desert hamlet when are you going to retire

[desert hamlet]

when i die

[sharp crow]

what do you believe in but cant prove?

[desert hamlet]

hmm not sure!

Probably the vibe of people i guess

[sharp crow]

thats a good answer

[desert hamlet]

my gut has lots of vibes for people

[sharp crow]

what vibes do you get from my brother

[desert hamlet]

he was too weird for me to get accurate vibes

[sharp crow]

lol

[desert hamlet]

i usually need to see people a couple times to predict

especially if they're fairly normal (stretch that term's meaning for your brother)

[neon owl]

Is it pronounced “gif” or “jif”

[unborn needle]

Jif

But most people say gif

[desert hamlet]

first one