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Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock? Because it's a little meteor.
Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin? He made a grave mistake.
If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks--it cost me an arm and a leg!
I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn!
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds!
What did the beaver say to the tree? It's been nice gnawing you.
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me. It means a lot.
Reversing the car "Ah, this takes me back"
My boss told me to have a good day... so I went home.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose? Hare spray.
The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself, "This changes everything"
It takes guts to be an organ donor.
Mountains aren't just funny, they are hill areas
How come the stadium got hot after the game? Because all of the fans left.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs!
Why was the shirt happy to hang around the tank top? Because it was armless
My boss told me to attach two pieces of wood together... I totally nailed it!
I asked my date to go to the gym the other day. They never showed up. That's when I knew we wouldn't work out.
So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says “Give me some chap-stick… and put it on my bill”
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk? A fowl smell!
A farmer had 297 cows, when he rounded them up, he found he had 300
What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend? She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.
When will the little snake arrive? I don't know but he won't be long...
What is a witch's favorite subject in school? Spelling!
Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience.
A book just fell on my head. I only have my shelf to blame.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.
What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.
Have you heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.
I used to work at a stationery store. But, I didn't feel like I was going anywhere.
So, I got a job at a travel agency. Now, I know I'll be going places.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's ok, he woke up.
Yesterday I confused the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza". Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
I knew I shouldn't steal a mixer from work, but it was a whisk I was willing to take.
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten-tickles!
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I'll give 500. Take it or leave it.
GO GO GADGET! MURDER GOKU
an unsurprising feat...
I'm not sure where the original audio came from, but here's the comic source: https://twitter.com/PheelsM/status/1658907478405390371?s=20
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@lunar wagon Funni meme for you
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