#game-discussion-1
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- covet remaster RIGHT before it so it was back to back W content
then etk refresh, but it was just a refresh
0.35 and 0.36 were back to back W for me too
also ttb, your tires are actually usable on dirt
Im sorry, but I dont know WHAT this word understand, could you explain what does it mean?
they lowkey broke some of the game with this update tho
speaking facts
What do you think hotfixes are
to deliver a religious sermon, or to advocate
spit your shit troy
in simpler terms I agree with what you said
Okay okay, thanks for explaining :)
easy with mentioning tr*y
so
optimal line
maybe ttbs tires arent usable on dirt?
worked fine for me
they feel like ice to me on dirt so not really
i mean im rallying them using a caterham
0.28 had the etk refresh tho
its usable until you cant brake
this does NOT look like youre still in control of the car
the etks were meh icl
no he is, you clearly lack wheel knowledge
they were needing it prior to it but are much better bar the i series
i remember 0.29 being hated on
i uninstalled zeits temporarly so you get NO motion blur
sorry i only race GT3s i dont have other knowledge past my field of skill
ttbs tires are really usable on dirt, or my tune is just really versatile
i didnt have beamng back then nor was i really in the beamng community but i do remember reading some disappointed comments
i had beamng since just before the sbr4 update
sbr4 had an update?
what major versions were in 2016 again?
esbr addition
ah
but tbf i wasnt really keeping track of the updates back then and was just fucking around
i can always check steam and see when i bought it
im just looking through the updates and it seems like the game was on a very good run from 0.26 to 0.33
i bought beamng just after 0.24.1 came out
Your name speaks facts,
Anyways, for me the perfect update should add:
something like ford focus 2, wagon, liftback and hatchback
Premium variant, Volvo v50, s40, c30
Add better sky, slightly better colours.
Better xL/100km thing,
And some shitty small things like better walk mode etc.
or split it into 2 updates
i remember italy being added though i wasnt paying to attention but i couldnt play it because i had a shitbox for a laptop
you race on beamapex?
and the bluebuck being added
i was before the vivace too
I pirated it when 0.20 was released, and bought it when bastion was added :)
no i meant like general simracing, i dont like beam#
often not enough players and if i want to race GT3 or F4 i just hop on iracing
i bought beam 0.14
Let me guess you don’t own a real copy?
so 2018
you can play beammp even if you dont have a real copy i think
^
beammp is not linked to steam
as long as you have beamng installed on your local disk, it will launch beamMP
There would be a way for them to check it
<@&710084482031550547>
<@&710084482031550547>
Scam again
i think the first time i've ever played beamng was on 0.21
i wish beam# was more alive tho
wrong
the answer is russian government
imagine if we had this beamng
that could be an i series remaster
"ughh why we already have the miramar?!!!"
not even similar cars dude
Is that the 131?
just make it a 3 door
italian cooler miramar
alfa romeo giulia type shit
miata ❤️
modern piccolina take it or leave it
Fiata
i do prefer the styling of this over the nd tho
yea the 124 is a beautiful car
bet how much
yes
good nice i think we got a deal
thats how you do it, you give japanese the technical side and let them actually make the car while italians make it look pretty
New French brand
i have a small bit of renault/alpine lore
istg if someone says "bUT we HAVe The BolIDe!"
but we have the bolide
toyo proxes r888r jumpscare
what is fcv based on largely
oh yea its on r888rs
french
peugeot
what he said
pegot
fcv is essentially a 308/3008
i have a peugeot
its definitely peugeot based
could always add a 205 or 405
what about an early mini
someone is working on that
covet 1.5 dohc swap 👅
im much less interested in the original mini than i am the a110
imagine an old car with good sounds
take it or leave it
cya then
please no
I don't want to hear the gavril v8 anymore 🙏
grand marshal with a side pipe sounds good
also the option for
imagine a modern barstow
ive been saying this for years
of all the people to make ttb leave it would be me????
s550 based barstow and im happy
jesus christ
holy fuck bro
<@&710084482031550547>
i've actually forwarded the idea of making links included with the uplink role
THE BOATSTANG RAHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS VISIBILITY
GIVE IT TO ME
imagine
buddy
whats actually the stellantis of beam
this was one of my pics when i was choosing what GT3 to buy for iracing but i like to see out of my car
doesnt exist
Alfa Romeo Giulia Gt Veloce GR4 GTA Burnout Drifting
soliad/bruckell, autobello
for the best?
cherrier, autobello, bruckell, brutto type shit
i use the R8 GT3 evo II
i went for the macca, and i love it so far
as an autobello glazer id be down for that not gonna lie
Alfa Romeo GtaM
2,0 Nord Sport Motor
@ Einstellung
plus more italy traffic is always welcome
720s is stupidly good under braking
how do i delete my account
but the r8 is better
the 2 new vehicles i want
a fire truck
and a british jaaaag type
ong, but i find tyre warming harder to do on the macca
Settings, account and scroll to the bottom of discord
Damn bro. You didn’t do it yet
i need to send this again
have you seen the season 1 stuff
He cannot comprehend what you said
if we get a british car the devs need to add electronic failures to make it realistic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5fjQU4rDh8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNEyIn3le6I
I'd love if beamng v8s sounded like either of these
maybe smod was right after all
Alfa Romeo Montreal
Weber Vergaser
Exhaust Check
510HP 69 COPO Camaro ZL1 Clone Start Up & Sound.
Another video with the engine and the interior: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e67tuTAr5To
KiKi D. Bois Camaro
nah, just make it rusted in every config
my ears hurt
not cause it sounds terrible but its so damn loud
weak ears
music to my ears
goodbye imsa r8 🕊️
RIP my boy 🙏
I have some samples of a huracan v10 for the scintilla but they don't sound as good
for sure we atleast need better audio for the classics.
ill be switching to the lambo for sure
how did it feel to loose your main in imsa
same platform and sounds just diff bodywork and aero
ripped them off some random modland mod (it broke my scintilla's textures)
genuine heartbreak
GT3 regional and sprint still runs the R8 no?
it will until 2026 iirc
i dont think audi will return with an r8 tho, not after the evo II
have you tried the cross car yet
i havent, im porsche cup and GT3 only
that camaro mmmm
funny thing
oh yeah also 992.2 cup got added
yea i saw, already bought that bitch
i also ripped the sounds from iracing arcade for the porsche cup so if anyone wants them LMK
i also have F1 v10 sounds
rip abs-less and tcs-less pcup 💔
i mean yeah abs is always welcomed
i mean like, even i who doesnt like dirt racing that much, enjoyed this thing
im always looking forward for funny cars like ts
we legit need a expansion for east coast
True
Huh, they accidentally fixed the police AI again
You have to select it in the freeroam start menu now
It saves after you do it the first time though, I believe
that's weird, alright thanks
chat, if someone's first message in this discord is responding to my query about a commission, is that suspicious (lol)
duh
That was..
feels like a single person doing this
That was a guy in a chair..
Epic embed fail
<@&710084482031550547>
Do not fucking click it bro… do not. If he reposts
im gonna click it
Don’t
does sarcasm not exist for you bro
god forbid i act like an idiot on purpose
Is it nsfw or nsfl
Idk what the second one is but it was the first
is that it?
@barren karma found a vpn that works
good job
my mom out of all people recommended it to me 💀
😭
which
since she invited me i got a free trial for a month
hitvpn
nudity or gore
should i redesign the radical front wing
why
idk somethings just telling me to do it
i have an inspiration for you
show
😔 this guy
imagine how f1 fans felt in 2014
lowkey might just slap another set of canards on it 😭
Miao
The universe demands you have insurance or else no career for you 
me when 2014
I have no insurance
CHOSE ONE FOR FUCKS SAKE
not in beta yet
This is confusing
that is probably like 10 years old by now lol
Yeah must be
little did they know
They should update it if they can
I don't know, guess just typical after update Lue errors
PEAK LUA ERROR
does anyone here know a mod that gets your car a hog ass cam
A what lol
Chop
You can get a similar effect with rk’s custom engines
Anywhere close or just somewhat
Ohh camshaft
Close as you can get, it makes the idle really rough if you add a stage 4 cam
CEEP and #1237135022268354581 have "hog ass cams"
lmao, thanks Ill check it out
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Defr*nching the world here
they have adjustable hog ass cam chop or whatever you want to call it too lmao
rk's engine mod is terrifically dogshit
Is anyone else suffering from huge lag spikes and unusable UI due to lag since 0.38? Game is unplayable for me at the moment
Its alright
Im starting to like this map A lot
what do itbe
i currently do not have any mods enabled
i might just enable the segra but im lowk tryna get the most out of the vanilla game
This is a good map but I wish it was larger
IMO the only thing beamng drive is missing right now, vehicle wise, is a euro truck
I do actually really like that car though
Also yes I turned the Roamer into a Baja Beast
I just want to muder it because I have been given shiny new tools too do
I will do it to everything
Doesn’t the T series have a cab over?
:D
it tries
Still… Not as crazy as…
love it when someone who hasn't sent any messages in the 4 mutual servers we have suddenly wants to take a commission
Oh come on… atleast it functions
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no
dont ask to ask
exactly, cant help if i dont know what i'm supposed to help with
When I launch my game, it doesn't appear on my screen. It says the game is running, but when I click, nothing happens, as if it's transparent.
Do you have multiple screens?
Yeah
“Fatal Lua Error”
was talking to you this morning and went to school and back and you are still talking, are you in this server all day? (not trying to disrespect or anything just curious)
i wish my shadows would unkill themselves
does anyone know if rls works in the new update yet
Might be a waste of time but under display settings make each screen mirror the main one and relaunch the game and see what happens
ah, my shadows unkilled themselves
Thats happened to me, it goes into the side of the screen, move your cursor around until your cursor turns into an arrow, then extend the window so you can use beamng again
why do you not like torque
What hotfixea were there they aren’t listed
its good thx ^^
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go to the link and find out urself
I did when I clicked it didn’t show hotfixea just the update itself
specifically this idea about engines making crank torque. it's misrepresented and overhyped as shit, as doing things it doesn't
sleepy
All of them are on the beamng website
crank torque IS a number that DOES exist but what it does is not what people will usually tell you
…
i get it but i dont whys it bad
Will the game come to ps5 and Xbox or not
No
Why
Ps and Xbox are more likely to launch a console together
career
what
closest you will ever get is steam deck or steam machine
People say "urg torque pulls! it tows! it gets you off the line and pulls hard at low rpm" when that's just not how physics works at all
It’s just not going to happen
wheel torque is a function of wheel rpm and crank horsepower
They won’t
That’s what they’ve said
Might be a hardware but also software limitation
so are you saying torque isnt real or what or are you just saying its misrepresented
If you were to try run BeamNG on a console god knows how hard it would be working to try run it
it's overinflated as being this magical thing that it isn't
but gta 6 is very realistic
Yes but a good torque to power ratio is good
Not how physics works
gta 6 isnt out 💀
If consoles supported windows desktop it would be way more likely but that’s not going to happen anytime soon or ever
Explain exactly what you mean by this
wait till the all new pswindow
what
I believe it was a joke
is that a joke
So if it isnt that then what would be the main benefit of having high amounts of torque
when is beamng gonna come out on game boy
pregnant man of shame
1892
BeamNG on the PS3 🗣️
Having "high amounts of torque" is a byproduct of having horsepower in the lower RPM bands. It's not the desired figure
I see
When BeamNG mobile?
DriveCSX:
when beamng on 3ds
In drag racing it would be wouldn’t it?
beamng on calculator when
In literally every application, what I said is still true.
Yes but high torque racing car (audi r10 TDI for example) was an amazing race car due to it being able to pull itself out of corners in basically any gear.
Oi, Devs When can I get BeamNG on mah Mini Fridge?
Temu BeamNG
Horsepower is torque multiplied by rpm isn’t it?
Horse power is horse times its power
wtf? let’s see what it is
It wasn't the torque numbers. It was a broader power band that made horsepower at lower RPMs that was not as peaky. A byproduct of this is more torque, but again, that's not the desired figure
oh hotfix
Change log for .38.1 and .38.2
What's your favorite car?
Then whats h/p
bolide
As in BeamNG Car or IRL Car?
cool we got hotfix patch notes
oversteer assist is still broken making the game nearly undrivable!!!
Beam ng
Roamer hands down
Either a '59 Impala or a Delahaye Type 165 (just to be different)
u can turn it off
Woow
Horse per power
Let's see...
I like Delahaye
can we be smart today please
and yk
Old French boats
Ive noticed 0 issues with steering other than
Well
My own skill issues
components kaput
no 😭
My favorite is ibishu covet (yellow and white modification)
h👍
Would almost say yachts...
A behaviour of my system id like to know if anyone else experiences.
My T128 (wheel) is plugged in and FFB is on.
My Xbox Controller is plugged in.
My Joystick is plugged in.
If i use my Controller to steer it just jerks my T128
Yes as I said having an engine that has a good amount of torque is good and kilowatt power is good, a mix of power.
I love to turn on traffic and drive like a normal driver🏴
what
I love to turn on traffic and drive like a fucking maniac
What are we supposed to compare
accidentlly didnt hold shift when i pressed enter unfortunatly
at how much HP will the game engine start bugging?
It jerks yo shit?
And kamikaze into every AI driver I spot
depends
44 Million ask me how i know…
The torque is not the figure that's doing the work here. Again. It's a byproduct of a broader power band / making horsepower at lower RPMs. The amount of torque an engine makes is irrelevant on its own
any power that isn’t realistic isn’t going to fare well with the game
Yes if i use a controller to try to steer. the wheel just nudges slightly to the direction i steer.
yeah idk shouldnt have given me RK's engine mod
that is NOT a euro truck
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Close nuff
i hope we get more hotfixes 😭
Your wheel be Jerkin when you play with the stick
RK's engine mod is still realism based though?
I see
Yes but if you do some things, you easily get it up to like 20k plus hp
not
I think I was at around 45k
Thats pretty realistic id say
At around 500,000+ HP Instabilities are pretty much guaranteed
For real?
10L v16 yeah idk
thats how ffb works the wheel is gonna stay with the wheel in game when the wheel moves in game the wheel irl is gonna move
yes very fr, I cant post media here
How, though? Via tuning or something?
Go to #roles and scroll up
Very realistic
Yes, but you will not be able to put it down AT All
It's because you didn't react to that message
waut#
thanks for the clip!!!!11!!!! now my ears are bleeding!!!11!!!!
Gave +1 Reputation to @quaint smelt (current: #65 - 75)
I just clicked random roles, ill get you the SS
Mb it’s just how the engine sounds
dead chat
chickenbutt
Very inappropiate sir
Torque is made up by GM to sell you big block engines that make 200 hp
torque was made up by American V8 manufacturers to sell you big block V8s making small block power
horsepower is made up by honda to sell you high revving engines that make 2 torque
cool
you get that much for like 2 seconds
then just either lua stops you or what ever
flashbacks
the insurance is quite broken in career
or this
how come
@serene lava
all my vehicles say they are uninsured and when i click the insurance tab it says they are all insured (they should be)
They should make the insurance more realistic. In WCUSA they should be increasing premiums and denying claims left and right
Yeah, do you do that with tuning or special configs?
tuning
buge
seems like they already did but only for me cause its just not working at all 😭
I think they call that uninsurable
:P
figureed it out its a lua error
Anyone interested in doing some legit offroad? Or am I in the wrong channel?
wdym
Looking for a group for Beam MP, to go some chill offroad.
Try the BeamMP discord
ask the beammp server then
wait melted or molten?
will you ever make a normal car
oh yea i figured out how the node based tire thermals work
its 90% dependant on environmental temperature to generate the core temp
even if you do burnouts you will eventually lose core temp because there are no brakes keeping the tires warm
god forbid you even attempt to heat the fronts because it just cant hold temp
Yeah?
career insurance is perfect.
it's expensive, impossible to understand how to get it properly
Also forgot this ting
when in johnson valley
isnt this what came before ai traffic was actually implemented
Anyone got any good f1 mods?
is anyone else experiencing missing textures on every map when they download an official map in beammp
did you clear cache?
a lot of mods become features
the wydra and MD started off as mods iirc
beam patch notes 💔
i may be challenged but i dont see an official beammp server
google to the rescue
Revamp Configs vs Legacy Configs
didnt know they added rally mode to 0.38
there is an offical beammp server after all.
Rally mode has existed since 0.35 tho
Y’all uhhh I have a question, what is a good gear ratio for a 7000hp car?
zero trsut
melted
qui pour jouer FR
Low as possible
oh my
I'd love an update that was semi focused on improvements on the a.i driving and optimisation
?
are my tires too worn-out or are they fine
rear tires have a little more wear
Still got a good 20k miles on them
bet
please i need help
Is there not a career mode file in the game location or clear cache ?
no
Bruh
guess this car and you are cool
67
dude not the time for jokes all i want is some help with this
oh uhh idk
You can go to support channel maybe?
identify this car
beamng.drive/beamng/current or whatever
you had 4 months to figure this out
whats yalls fav crawling suspension
ahh yes that one nurburgring map's spawnpoint
good memories of getting junky ahh mods working there and fixing keybinds fr
ive been busy
thats the issue
says there isnt any
oh nvm sorted it
my legran windshield has a heartbeat
%localappdata%>beamng>beamng.drive>current>settings> cloud and saves
jbeam is donee
peak
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I dont know anymore
You'll be able to see it in the Expansion Update when im finally done with that shi
Hi
what yall think of my brakes
out the roof you go
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I came here because I just realised that the Bolide is just a De Tomaso Pantera
The GTT is the GT5
you only just figured this out?
Yes
I only just realised when I thought that the Group 5 looked extremely familiar
minimap broken and screen flashes when moving mouse on wayland
also uses over 30G of memory trying to load italy
i want to find a mod to make this exact in beamng
they are binded but wont move and i feel like ripping my hair out
?
BRO
BRO
AAAAAUUUGHH
maybe not the original pantera because thats well before the bolides time
but the gt5 100 percent is so similar
is 220 mods concerning
what
505 configs..
As someone who plays mechwarrior 5: no
lol
WHAT
i think if I activate all 430 mods i have im pretty theres over 1000 D series Configs
will this keep my front end from rising
right now why was I here again? oh yeah what engine do I go for
the only correct answer is the ultra thrust
Not the 500CUI?
wait, dude thats just a caddy motor
ive got it in a few configs
rookie numbers
ok gentlemen
oh god
i have decided on a logo for my mod
i do not need 206 configs for this
@gloomy crest ^
oh brother you make me do it
Finally
time to download more configs :D
It only took…. 4 Days to figure out what the logo should be
wait you made a config pack for the methmobiles?
Yea
Thanks :D hope you enjoy my stupidity
thanks for the great cars
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i used to have around 900 mods a few years back
ah
i have so many d series configs it lags
yes i have decided to be unoriginal and go with blackpool for the branding
B
honestly i prefer the vanilla game and ill I need is a few engine mods because theres not enough choice
and like the segra then im grand mod-wise
also some trailers bc the trailers are so shite in the vanilla game iwl
I think the hotfix messed something up with the AI, my game keeps crashing💀
The basic community modpack for mechwarrior 5 is over 50gb and has like 200 or so mods
Don't get me started on skyrim modders
But yeah I have never seen BeamNG mods be much of a problem outside of them just being out of date
jesus
i feel like in the past 2-3 years beamng mods have really improved in terms of quality and bugs
also i feel like theres less out of date mods floating around the community
Okay I double checked it's 252 files in its current state, not mods
I think its like under 100 mods? Which is still a lot since mechwarrior 5 mods are massive
Is pikes peek fixed though? 
bro wtf 😭
rip pikes peak
15000 horsepower for half a second from the recoil
def
i went from 220 to 374 mods
Impressive
I need this
uh o beamng shitted again
from trying to open mod folder but i hit deactivate all mods
😅
haha beat the methmobiles
Can someone help in support?
Looks good!
How was the Procyon Centauri called while in development?
||Alpha Centauri!! damn, even when reposted after 3 years, it failed||
WHAT THE FUCK 😭
what they said ^^
I Dont think Ive had a Car go into Negative Horsepower
didnt even know that was possible </3
what the fuck
wow!
b?
Blackpool
Not Many Methmobile Configs to Go, Heres the Vehicles being used for the remaining builds in the Expansion Update
it appears i’ve kidnapped his profile
is john blackpool letting you make it a blackpool
i have NO idea
lo
havent even asked yet
bluepool just to troll
Technically only 7 configs since the ETK is for the MethXPress 2.0 but with Road Tyres
augghhhh there is one mod breaking beamng
anything with this no insurance happening
Once the configs are done there's 3 Things I gotta do
Thumbnails
Vehicle Info and Descriptions
Expansion Update Video
Hopefully MM Expansion Update before 2026 but I already know the Showcase Video is gonna take up time
linux support isnt looking so good
why are those wheels on there, theyre way too small
They're train wheels.. It's meant to go on Rails
yeah it’s time for you to piss yourself
savage comment
not really
no duh. Go get in your pigeon and die somewhere 
JK you are chill
i'm going to shit your pants
joined today and you think you can tell me what to do
Your pants already shitted because you just almost got ran over by a T series.
Lets stop with the roasting.
yo you joined TODAY bro
Not here not now 🤣
fax
why do you waste time putting a dot at the end
failed attempt at a serious tone
m
Why do we waste time playing BeamNG?
what
DANG IT
lower class beamcordian
Noob problems........
you are no older than 10
literally was in the middle of writing this
beat your ass to it
is that like that one refactor tui theme
Im 16. just have a horribe since og humor
also wtf, why am i purple for you
system24-rewrite
id be ashamed acting like that at 16
irc-based colors, everyone has a random color
Maybe I am......
you sound like you get pushed inside lockers at school
so its either youre not 16, or youve got an extra chromosone
dang i made mine orange so the letters are easy to see
Gimme a break bro. I just got here 🤣
brake?
i made mine black for the suffering of others
aint no way hes 16 😭
brake, breake, break
fair reason
this is the color thing
you will be my 13th reason simply because i cant read your name
Beamng needs a 2025 suv
join the irc color side
example?
Cya bros. sorry for my shit inpression
dollar tree bmw grille
YES PERFECT
bleeehhhh
no i'm just shitting on the car, thats fucking hideous
it looks like it'll break down before i finish vomiting
does it want to become a police car
should become a junkyard instead
is it an algorithm that determines the color based on usernames/id?
Or a Kia EV6 GT
worst car since they can be stolen easily
yeah, everyone shares the same colors after reload and that, so its definitely algorithmic
Or thissss
euh
from solid dogshit to liquid dogshit
dog diarrhea
offroad vehicle with a solid 6 inches of ground clearance
Ehhhhh maybe
did half of the pixels break down on the way? i cant even tell what brand that is
Or yhus
copy paste fail
Or this
Yes
looks like all the pixels arrived this time
jaguar
still looks like shit but whatever
Jaguar makes shitty cars and shitty pictures
F pace i think
jagtuah
is that the same toyota that has that awful v6 tt that had engine failures due to machining
W delivery machine
i think you should jump off the nearest skyrise
who will rise to power as john wheel and tire 2 if he's gone
we*
idk
vibestation?
waymo
the bathtub is too important to be discarded
Did the recent patch break anyone's tire textures?
so.. jaguar
just get the centauri if you want a boring ass modern suv
centauri. lowk sucks,
round ass head
Or the one sub
modern suvs don’t have to be boring
It could be added into beam but Id be more excited by the large equipment than that suv
you can get a sporty one like the x3m or an offroady one like the gx550 and such
So a bmw
etk suv would be nice
X6m
i want some old roadster goober
it was finn's first ever car mod, it ain't that bad considering that
v*vace delete
I forgot about the shit vivace
if we want a modern suv it should either be a sporty euro one or a body on frame offroady japanese one
i got a question for anybody, io have a problem where the mk2 pessima (as well as some mod cars sometimes) just doesnt load rims or hubcaps and spawns with steelies. ive tried to find what mod could cause it because when its all disabled it doesnt happen, but i dont have any mods that include wheels active and it still happens. am i the only one experiencing this
way too big
breaking news: local beamng player doesnt know about dependencies
yeah it was amazing at the time but it’s aged
true...
fr and i wish it had a 3 door version
i don’t know what it is with beamng and making basically everything have 4 doors 😭
sedan version would be cool too
gonna go find a new jumping spider tomorrow
yeah but there’s a nice mod for that
emousse i think
doesn’t make the vivace any less stinky though
surely.. this car will do fine with 800L of gravel, right?
holy fuck lois i’m sunburnt as hell
why
read that as sunburst lmao
old one vanished and i have TOO MANY MOTHS in my house. i will slowly feed them to the spider one by one until they're erradicated
i would NOT complain if the sun blew up rn
i love when 200 rocks drops my fps from 350 to 50
the old spider dies and suddenly moths
spiders are creepy scary
they are not
i will continue to tear spiders limb from limb.
they crawl on you and make sticky all over the house
jumping spiders are just the best
no they’re not
and NO ONE, and NOTHING can stop me
they’re scarier spiders because they fucking jump on you
apart from this lil bro, he can live
some species of jumpers also think they're peacocks
mutually assured destruction:
ok we are back to this
limb from limb
nah bro i’d piss myself if this shit jumps on me
you thought i was being ironic??
they're 2,5cm at best btw
that is my actual opinion
i almost FLIPPED
i will rip them LIMB from LIMB
that’s fucking huge
you said the same thing a couple months back
next to none reported bites, you basically have to squish them and force them to bite you so they actually bite you
and why would my opinion change?
there's at least 6000 species of jumping spiders, the small ones are way more common
get the moth eradicator 9000 and 1
also how are there even moths in the house in the first place
they're the smartest spiders, they know not to mess with big man
im saying its kind of cruel to do that to a poor spider
who let them in
small moths not the giant massive ones
light
true
they just popped up by the dozens the second the old spider vanished
whenever a moth finds its way into my residence my cats just rip it apart eventually
seal your damn house better
i do not care bro, it is a BUG
apartment on the 3rd floor, not really house
erm actually it’s uhhhhh ummmm
im not gonna tear smth like a cat limb from limb
arachnerd
arachnid
what about for $20
spiders are really overhated, i get why species like the huntsmen are scary, but there's no reason to be afraid of jumping spiders and such others
i wouldnt do it
i fw jumping spiders, every other spider can die tho
i'm a big fan of (most) spiders as a whole
they do a lot of good
i'm pretty fond of wolf spiders, i've got a whole ass colony of wolf spiders at my countryside house
i’m a fan of spiders that are like tiny and squishable with one finger
"just let a spider live rent free in your house, it eats alll the bugs" i do not have bugs in my house ever, therefore i will kill all spiders i find in my house
if you have bugs in your house you have a bigger problem
you dont have bugs because the spiders are fucking eating them
if you have bugs in your house to the point you need a spider, thats a bigger problem
spiders count as bugs too
we dont HAVE any spiders
they're quite good at hiding
maybe dont have some nasty ass house with bugs in it bro
if spiders find their way into my house then bugs will find a way in too
you shouldnt have any creatures other than your pets and loved ones in your house
install nets on your windows to stop moths/flies
damn
its not as simple as that
and just close doors behind you bro
it is
it literally is just as simple as that
unless your house was built by braindead
you cannot defend your nasty ass bug infested house
arson
oh also don’t keep like food out in the open
W rig
already got nets and on the countryside house i'm not going to be closing and opening the backyard door 40 times per day
wrap it up or put it in yo fridge
well... flies can lay eggs on the other side of the nets and thrive in your house.
then youve got bigger problems bro
i like bugs anyway
thats how they get through greywater systems
good thing my water is piss and shit and not grey!!!!
havent had a single fly or moth in my house since we put nets in the windows
the only way bugs get into my house is if my fuckass grandparents leave food somewhere and forget to close a door behind them
cockroaches can fucking die tho, either by blowtorch or dissolved by C6H5CH3 (Toluene)
if that happens we just put up those sticky tape lookin things and the bugs love getting on those
does what a spider does but better
i'm gonna go kidnap a moth i see rn, brb
nasty ass apartment yo
i'm in south america, even if i'm in the most stable country of the continent we still have old houses and that
only real and objectively true answer
my countryside house is older than my grandparents and the apartment i live on is a bit newer than that
also wolf spiders get a free ticket outside
havent had to deal with any huntsman so i dont have a protocol for those
not fully true actually, had to move this gravid(gregnant) spider not very long ago
greg
most spiders are really chill
steam
wait what level do i need to be to send images?
wolf spiders just keep their distance and stand there frozen, the gravid huntsman just stood there frozen too, jumping spiders look curiously
spiders are nice if they dont kill me within 20 minutes of first eye contact
im pretty sure huntsman are fkn huge up to like 30cm or something
had to see what was hiding in this beautiful thang
the biggest ones reach 30cm yeah, but their venom doesnt really bother us as far as i know
huntsman are shy
sure, the bite will hurt, but it wont liquify your testicles within 3 seconds and then slowly rot your brain
jumpers are just curious
people with arachnaphobia right and now
both the spider and you are equally interested in each other
first jumper i tried to befriend ended up giving me a fist bump
bruh i delivered like 1800L of gravel and my level hasnt gone up, not even a little
i get money, just not XP
so far i havent had any spider go defensive on me
🥹
Is there a multiplayer game launcher for beamng where you can use mods
You cant use mods though
yes you can
i've used mods on official servers before
I tried spawning a McLaren 620r
you can either install them into the base game (the fucking idiot way) or bypass it
How would I bypass it?
i was going to help with client-side ui mods and such but fuck off i'm not helping you with your malware meshslaps
I can bypass certain mods
I didn’t make the mod
Hahaha hahahaha
Ahhahhahahahah
not gonna help you use shitty meshslaps in beammp especially considering that all it'll do is annoy other people, good luck ig
Nope, I just wanted to drive the car? It shouldn’t be that hard to understand
...then go drive it in singleplayer?
Idiot. Hahahahah. I wanted to race my friend with it
host your own meshslap central server then you shoebox
- #mods-faq
- if you want to use your own mods then you have to make your own server (either pay a service or figure it out yourself)
smartest real car mod user
fuck you discord i wrote 0. not 1.
do not rope me in with bro
real car mods and beammp players is the ultimate mix of stupidity and more stupidity
omfg brickolo just put his s15 on hold
why does it take like an hour to patch the 200 mb update
lots of files need overwriting
there has to be a more efficient way
nah im rolling back to 0.37, 0.38 broke norwegian roads
well good luck rolling back lmao
ur right
wait you have to download the fixes?
well yeah, you're not going to get the update files shipped to you in dvd
this might be the build of all time
so there actually is a bypass for it that works on the recent update? I tried asking in the MP discord and they gatekeeped it from me and also said they would be patching the backdoor.
fuck, they fixed the bypass?
gatekeeping might be the best sin
a man just wants to use CK skybox on mp! thats only i ask
meth master mini
me who hosts my own server so i dont need to bother with bypassing mods
they probably thought Id be the type to randomly use modded cars and be like "hey guys why am i a black blob on your screenz, im in a lambo!"
i want to and have the hardware but i dont wanna give out my ip
the Z was the cherry on top
you can use playit.gg to not give out your IP like that

I thought it was in beta
