game-discussion-1

[mossy karma]

race front bumper and fenders, custom rear stuff

[wary sparrow]

he hasnt even restarted the fucking game and you want to jump there already

[north breach]

Good is annoying

[wary sparrow]

so yeah @winter imp just try restarting the game and checking if the menu works again

[white rover]

Yes yes it is

[north breach]

Hood

[mossy karma]

wdym

[white rover]

Does not mean he should not try it

[mossy karma]

is the brown annoying

[north breach]

Yes

[mossy karma]

thats how team orange does it

[north breach]

Interesting

[mossy karma]

hm i guess the roof on this car is orange and not black

[wary sparrow]

not right now though. pointless to say that when there are easier tests first

[mossy karma]

but the bumper is still better

[white rover]

Its usually my go to as it rules out if its a game or mod issue

[mossy karma]

holy shit their website is from 2009

[white rover]

Ok what is this what drift the config was based on?

[barren karma]

older than some people in beamcord

[white rover]

Yea when the game came out or rigs and rods idk

also my birth year

[mossy karma]

i think their newer cars (this is from 2020) have the black roof

god the beam front bumper is SO AWFUL

[barren karma]

i said this on the release

its so fucking ass and yet no one makes bodykits for it

[wary sparrow]

not a good first start especially considering that the issue started after completing a mission in career

[white rover]

Again is it?

[mossy karma]

wait is this knockoff team orange

[barren karma]

i also think the sunburst would look SO MUCH BETTER without a grille

[mossy karma]

ex team orange nvm

[white rover]

In that sense yea

[mossy karma]

yeah idk why we cant remove that

[mild hull]

i thought that was someone who bought a team orange car and drifted it

[barren karma]

silly devs

[mossy karma]

ex team orange car yeah

[white rover]

Again is this the car the drift config is based on

[mossy karma]

2009 images

[mild hull]

yes

the pro drift car is based on team orange

[white rover]

Ok thank u

[mossy karma]

(lie)

[sturdy moss]

i have an idea

[white rover]

also totally not taken in my birth year

Dec for the win

[blissful anvil]

fetus

[white rover]

Bru

[barren karma]

the beam devs didnt think too hard with the sunburst did they

[mossy karma]

does not everyone have this weird chirpa fellow blocked

[barren karma]

"gtr bumper so cool!!"

[mild hull]

oh they definitely did

[white rover]

What u (beside the joke) 67yr old or smth

[white rover]

Yep

[mild hull]

the suspension is very accurate to real life

[barren karma]

ok thats cool but i meant customisation wise

[mossy karma]

i think he meant the bumper

[wary sparrow]

just promoted them to blocked from ignored

[white rover]

Yes and?

[mossy karma]

the tune of the sunburst is immaculate

[barren karma]

the only good sunbursts are with stock bodies

[wary sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/1blocked-message-gif-22588065

[fiery horizon]

Chat is this fire?

[white rover]

idc

[mossy karma]

WITH THE EXCEPTION of this

[white rover]

Idc deal with it

[barren karma]

again, tire pressure is very misleading in beamng

[mild hull]

is that the pro drift?

[mossy karma]

but thats probably to make it "easier" for the average 5 year old beam driver on a keyboard

[barren karma]

that could have the actual effect of 25 psi

[white rover]

Define how exactly

[blissful anvil]

beam tires are rocks

[mossy karma]

15 psi is much better on the car

[barren karma]

3.5 psi acts like 15psi

[mossy karma]

but i do understand why beam devs dont give cars 15 psi

[white rover]

When u want grip

[blissful anvil]

they flex way too little tbh, unless their target was making rock hard tires

[barren karma]

its all depending on the weight of the car

[sturdy moss]

you can now flip people off when you cut people off

[mossy karma]

they'd have to go through every car when bringing in wear and thermals

[mild hull]

cant give people a super gripped up drift config

[barren karma]

15 is good enough for most but if youre low 2k lbs then you need sub 15

[mild hull]

or else people will complain that its too hard to drift

[blissful anvil]

oh people already do

[barren karma]

lower psi would make it easier

[white rover]

Now put this on a bmw and it will be the most useless thing on earth

[barren karma]

giving the rear 20 or lower makes it easier to control lol

[mild hull]

true. 200bx pro drift

[blissful anvil]

prodrift bx is baaad

[barren karma]

making configs is a must in beam

[heady lance]

I'm waiting for an update. Day 2

[blissful anvil]

I never liked how it handled

[barren karma]

not even the mod creators make good configs

[sturdy moss]

real

[mild hull]

configs are subjective

[white rover]

Its hard as i Naturally want to do the Scandinavian flick instead of handbrake and i drift at like 70° angles

[blissful anvil]

however it's swag

[sturdy moss]

hot (what the fuck is that livery 🥀)

[mild hull]

i once did a drift config for someone and they talk about how sometimes people have copied it in beammp and struggle to drive it 🤣

[white rover]

Drift gear

[mild hull]

also i forget if i tweaked the pro drift setup here or not

[mossy karma]

exam tomorrow? more like dissection time

[mild hull]

you forgot to carefully extract the t brace

[fiery horizon]

alxti do you think the barstow needs a halo engine

[sturdy moss]

am i stupid
wheres cdae

[white rover]

Yes

[mossy karma]

cant do that

[mossy karma]

Gone

grille made an addon to export cdae

[mild hull]

are you sure about that

[white rover]

Fire wheels

[mossy karma]

got the engine

[white rover]

My average time drifting

[fiery horizon]

if the Barstow had a halo motor, what displacement would it be

[white rover]

Dont forget the radiator

[mild hull]

the details on that diff

[mossy karma]

i dont play halo

[fiery horizon]

you know what I meant goober

[white rover]

Bru

[mild hull]

image off google because i dont have a convient picture of a subaru diff and i dont wanna go outside to get a picture

[blissful anvil]

thank you

[undone laurel]

Gave +1 Reputation to @white rover (current: #590 - 7)

[fiery horizon]

the race bred engines that are slightly tuned down for street use (426 hemi/ls3 454 / Boss 429)

[mossy karma]

pro drift base

[mossy karma]

i know nothing about american engines of that era

i only know the new ones go boom

[white rover]

Big displacement V8's

[mild hull]

ah yes, big mikes server where people love high power and no grip so i can run doors in a 200 horsepoewr bx

[mossy karma]

big mikes needs ttb drift tires

[white rover]

Around 400hp na think classic merican muscle

[mossy karma]

with his tires i can EASILY get every car to 3 wheel

[fiery horizon]

Muscle cars of the era had two types of engine:
the truck spec V8s, given a little more power but not a lot (440 wedge / Ford 351)
Halo engines, whose lives started as race engines and were slightly brought down for street use. Boss 429, Hemi 426, LS3 454, etc

[mossy karma]

how the fuck did this get up to a 3 star

beamcord go make it right

[mild hull]

one of the fronts coming off the ground right?

[fiery horizon]

the Barstow needs a halo engine

[white rover]

Yes

boss or hemi tho?

and small or big block

[fiery horizon]

Something like either, but not exactly them. Big block for sure

[mossy karma]

yeah

[white rover]

(Small block for non mericans is under 400cui and big over 400cui big rev lower around 6k rpm and small rev higher like 8000k rpm idk tho js as a example)

[fiery horizon]

what if the Barstow got a 428 cui V8 (4.125" bore / 4" stroke) with forged internals, high compression and like 400 hp factory

[fathom cloud]

Is it that bad?

[fiery horizon]

It's a huge advertisement for a shitty service nobody wants

[white rover]

On yes js like the perfect grilled cheese (i frogot how the saying goes lol)

[fiery horizon]

Small block and big block are used pretty loosely. Chevy made a 7 liter "small block" in their Corvette (LS7, corvette Z06)

[white rover]

General base is that

[mossy karma]

crappy company advertising their crappy company doesnt belong on beam

[fiery horizon]

Small block = the block family starts as small displacement, then bored and stroked
Big block = the family starts as a big displacement, then understroked or not bored as much

[mossy karma]

they use ai cameras to make sure their rental cars dont have "damage" and charge you $600 when they hallucinate

[night saddle]

@left quiver is the update still coming tuesday

is it still coming yesterday

[fiery horizon]

first mf I ever done see mispell "are"

[night saddle]

CAUSE ITS 12 ITS NOT TUESDAY ANYMORE MAN

[mild hull]

mint

10/10 would recommend

[blissful anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-s-patrick-patrick-star-bottle-dumb-gif-1741625486363070335

misspelling are is fucking crazy

[fiery horizon]

@analog chasm

If you're going to make a complete nothingburger of a suggestion, at least spell the words you use correctly

[sturdy moss]

top 10 realistic things beamng does

[sharp stirrup]

they need to update the headlights LO

[pure sparrow]

"for the non Americans"
*Proceeds to use cubic inches lmao

[fiery horizon]

400 cui is roughly 6 and a half liters

[pure sparrow]

damn and that's a "small" one?

[fiery horizon]

Well, no, they aren't small

They're "small blocks."

[pure sparrow]

well compared to the even bigger ones ig

[fiery horizon]

The correct definition is basically what was the family made for

[viscid quartz]

That’s only like 3 sodie pops

[fiery horizon]

If the original block was designed for low displacement (smaller cylinder offset, lower deck height), it's a small block engine. Because the block is small.

Opposite goes for big block

It's literally how big is the block

hence, big block because the block is big

[quick perch]

cant wait for the update

[fiery horizon]

guys. it's called a big block. because.

the block. is big

[sturdy moss]

$35000 i know what i got

[quick perch]

arent they the same size?

i thought it meant it held more liters

[fiery horizon]

read like 7 messages up

where I explain what the true difference is

[short crown]

No teaser yesterday?

[short crown]

No lowballers

[quick perch]

Gng it's Wednesday

[short crown]

What day is it today

[quick perch]

wednesday

[short crown]

Then what day was it yesterday

[quick perch]

Tuesday

idk i'm not american

[short crown]

Right, so what was my original question

[quick perch]

teasers are on Thursday

[night saddle]

and tuesday

[quick perch]

Fr?

[short crown]

So what's this then

[night saddle]

dang them doing thursday teasers once and a while have made people forget about teaser tuesday

[quick perch]

I've only been here for like 2 updates

I think since the School bus update

[open valve]

does anyone have any snork mods for the h series

[quick perch]

They just making up names atp

[proper trail]

isnt all names

[quick perch]

Leak Monday
Teaser Tuesday
Teaser Wednesday
Teaser Thursday
Freebie Friday
Secret picture Saturday
Sneak peak sunday

[upbeat warren]

One owner 40k miles

[urban slate]

When updated

[mossy karma]

had to nuke the quality sorry

[sour pilot]

is delayed

by a week or two

they need more time for 0.38

[urban slate]

[inland brook]

E

[west pecan]

[sturdy moss]

Leek monday*

[steady shard]

E

Hello people

[violet swan]

good morning 🙂

[alpine eagle]

I got 3 stars in bootleggers revenge :steamhappy:

[sour pilot]

g'day

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1116487647829958799/1291107037635281028/attachment.gif

if update is today I will... go to sleep idk

[sturdy moss]

I just want some hopper love 😔

Outdated ass car

[night saddle]

hello

server gets suddenly gets wholesome when tdev arrives lol

[devout moon]

Dear Mr Tdev
Good Morning,
on behalf of Stenyak who i spoke to yesterday, may you permit him to use a linux distribution in his work?

yours sinceerly
Willfa

signature that i cant write in discord

[violet swan]

wait, what lol

did he blame me for forcing him on windows? 😄

[devout moon]

https://discordapp.com/channels/710082165253079061/710083151485206619/1447980190608392282

basically im just saying that one of your employees wants to use linux to work

[devout moon]

uh i dont think so (dont fire him i dont want to be at fault and him to be out of work)

[violet swan]

1. they can use whatever, 2) personal topics like this should stay ... personal 😄

[devout moon]

ah ok.
it was in a public channel tho, so I thought id just link that incase you or someone else managed the PCs used in the business

anyway, hope you are doing ok

[finite patio]

hey there TDev, i hope you are well today, And i hope all is smooth over all with mental health and game progress ,remember if the update is not due its no worries, Make sure you all good first 🙂

[violet swan]

< this is fine gif >

[devout moon]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-fine-gif-24177057

[finite patio]

The gif did not load BUT i take it its the fire with the cartoon dog init

witch in witch case signals its not so good,

Now i almost hope the update is delayed
you owe us nothing and yet you do all this work

I hope you are ok now am worried, I deal with some depression myself and stress so i know the feeling

I hope you are ok and/or going to be ok,

remember if you need to delay it am going to suport beam no matter what 🙂

[sour pilot]

I know the update is delay but I cant proof it

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-surprise-mf-can't-prove-it-gif-7408854170742055240

[night saddle]

Just ask stenyak

[sour pilot]

I know tdev will post the final countdown in a few hours but I can't proof it

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-surprise-mf-can't-prove-it-gif-7408854170742055240

[night saddle]

HES USING THE EYES

[sour pilot]

I know tdev is using eyes hinting the final countdown and 0.38 release but i can't proof it

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-surprise-mf-can't-prove-it-gif-7408854170742055240

[finite patio]

hmm maybe it is today, maybe not,

[mossy karma]

tdev will there be a modding contest this holiday season

[round bough]

i hope 0.38 will bring some improvements to the vulkan implementation

[open valve]

Sounds safe enough

[low remnant]

is there a meaning to your pfp or is it just a black square

[violet swan]

its 3 white and one black pixel 😄

[blissful anvil]

asking the real questions

[sour pilot]

did you made your pfp using paint?

like the software.

[loud sonnet]

Well this didn't go as I thought, but the eyes above give me hope for today 👀

[wind quiver]

I wouldn't count on it

[loud sonnet]

But always hard to guess when the devs posting the teasers probably dont know either

[low remnant]

well if its this week its either today or tomorrow, since i dont think they like doing friday releases cuz of mayor bugs that need fix?

[loud sonnet]

Yea agree

[wind quiver]

I think they prefer mid week releases so that they have time to fix the most urgent bugs post release without having to work the weekend

[open valve]

Mid week means playing at school

Idrc bre

Teacher was watching me for a good 5 mins before I realized

[low remnant]

what did he say

[loud sonnet]

Would only make sense

[open valve]

She said looks cool but do your work

[royal compass]

Yeah, there hasn't been a major update on Friday since 0.17 (August 2019) - that was more than six years ago.

[open valve]

School over for me now thank god

[loud sonnet]

Did they join is the question

[low remnant]

@violet swan relating to this, if theres lets say a critical security bug like an rce, but its outside work days (basically on weekends or on holiays) how do you guys deal with that?

[open valve]

Jus observing

[wind quiver]

I don't think he will mind too much this time, but you aren't supposed to tag the devs

Just a heads up

[low remnant]

i know but since hes currently active i dont think it would be an issue

[loud sonnet]

My school was so analog I can barely relate tbh

[low remnant]

yesterday we literally had nothing to do because of reasons and we were literally just talking about random shit and he was watching me play nfsu2 on my phone

[loud sonnet]

But I am still wondering how it came to be

[prisma siren]

im trying to understand the naming scheme with the D-series
D10s are the short wheelbase SUVs
D45s are the upfit models
D30 is specifically the one high-end Kentarch SUV
D15s, D25s, and D35s all seem the same to me

[fast mural]

Ok, so Tdev release 0.38 today if im gay

[night saddle]

I think gamers got ya covered I see him typing

[tight sandal]

u are gay.

[willow sky]

Better start catching not pitching

[loud sonnet]

You happend to be asking this at the right time!
The numbers mean the american weight class and therefor get more heavy duty as the number goes higher
D15 is light truck with the independant suspension and 4.1 or 4.5l engine, D25 is 5.5L and solid front axle andsometimes dually wheels, D35 is 6.9 or 6.0 diesel engine and also heavy duty rear suspension, also sometimes dually, D45 is the same but always upfit frame.
D10-30 is same as D15-35 but with the suv body, where the 5 door one is only made by a tuning company

[tight sandal]

100%

[alpine eagle]

should i rock climb with a Civetta Scintella

[fast mural]

yes also the base model

[prisma siren]

ooh that makes a lot of sense! thank you!!

[undone laurel]

Gave +1 Reputation to @loud sonnet (current: #168 - 31)

[loud sonnet]

Also there are like 10 more small differances to each one, regarding fender flares, differentials, final drive ratios, frames, hub options, spring and damper stiffness, and much more

[prisma siren]

understood, thanks for the explanation

[prisma siren]

release 0.38 ever if im gay

(i am in fact gay)

[fast mural]

damn

[open valve]

Lol

[open valve]

Wdym by analog

[shell valve]

ssshhhh people, don't snitch on me!!

to be clear, i do have a secondary computer with linux that i will boot up whenever i need to work on linux things. but for my normal daily work, and specially when i gotta deal with hardware (original drivers for input devices, vr headsets, etc) or windows-only software (like our launcher) then there's no option but to use native windows. either that or i cannot do my job, that's all there is to it 🙂

[tight sandal]

It's a shame that Windows is currently the only OS monopoly for gaming and work

[shell valve]

btw when i posted this i forgot to mention... we bump the version number just minutes/hours after we release an update. this means we've been running a game that claims to be "v0.38.0.0" from the very same day that we released v0.37. so pls don't take that image as an indication of the progress on the next update 😄

[violet swan]

Leaks

[left holly]

le

[sour pilot]

le leeks

[left holly]

soon tm

[tight sandal]

damn window to narnia development

[finite patio]

leaks oil on my pessima. anyone got a mine truck i can buy 😛

[low remnant]

here have a bucket to collect the leaks 🪣

[jovial bay]

this is game changing

[sour pilot]

final countdown?

[prisma siren]

slightly angled horizontal dark yellow bar on pastel blue background

[low remnant]

@ tdev this time dont post the final countdown to troll this guy

[prisma siren]

beamsanity

[sour pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/shane-walsh-shane-the-walking-dead-twd-gif-2595944102460283257

[tight sandal]

100%

[finite patio]

only down side out the updates come like 6-7-8 pm for us aussies 😛

DOH BUT also yay ( ifi t comes to day or when ever lol )

[mossy karma]

<t:69338451600:F>

[sour pilot]

7-9pm is like when final countdown is posted, update will comeout sometime at 10-11pm for us aussie

[finite patio]

yeah, perth time atm its about 5:17 pm. EH who needs sleep anyway, ( 😛

[prisma siren]

here in NZ its around 1200-0100 :p

[fast mural]

Here in vic is 11-12

[prisma siren]

gonna stay up for it tho

[lean anchor]

finally

[prisma siren]

(considering it actually is releasing)

[sour pilot]

here in qld is 10-11

[fast mural]

VIC is the same as qld

[sour pilot]

yeah but daylight savings

8:20 in melbourne, 7:20 in brisbane

[tight sandal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1036575865766678560/1117490120757624922/-eWb173lKv-transformed.gif

[finite patio]

yeah i like tthe Profile pic of the Toyota aurion, my dad has the 05 camry sporttivo 🙂 good little car, my car use to me lots of falcons Mostly XF now W203 aka the shit box and a bp mazda 3 sedan, Sorry for the ramdom info and just beging random

[dull musk]

many southern hemisphere people in chat

7:53 in south aus atm

[mossy karma]

land down under showed up

makes sense since it’s nearly 3 am for me

[prisma siren]

is this shortcut doable?

[fast mural]

The 2011 Toyota audiobook touring is my dream car especially the trd version

[mossy karma]

probably

don’t let off the throttle on the runup for no reason and set those tires to 1 psi

[mossy karma]

the fuck is a toyota audiobook yo 😭

australia getting the weirdest car names istg

[fast mural]

Sorry I mean aurion stupid autocorrect

[mossy karma]

oh

still have never heard of it but a less diabolical name

[fast mural]

The aurion touring

[finite patio]

I drove one once TRD, Sadly only for 2-5 minutes
even as a falcon and commodore man, GOD was it fun!

[short crown]

Looks like a sand dune, new desert map confirmed 👍

[fast mural]

I like the au falcon as well hope the devs can add one some day later

[mossy karma]

it’s the edge of the mining truck bed thing

[short crown]

No it's a new desert map

[mossy karma]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1287415832292491404/1287513979488567336/caption.gif

[fast mural]

Exactly

[mossy karma]

i’m not falling for it this time

[fast mural]

We need some Aussie cars or maps tbh

[short crown]

???

[fast mural]

Agree

[short crown]

New quarry in Johnson Valley

[night saddle]

ITS ITALY

[short crown]

Really? After tdev just posted an image of a cropped sand dune?

[dull musk]

cooked

[dapper mango]

A new sand dune in Italy

[finite patio]

yeah i had in order the cars listed am only 29 to lol

For fords
2000 shit box ford laser
2004 BA XT as new but was smashed sadly
2002 ba ghia ( fairmont ) miss that car sold it,
1994 ED GLI falcon
1985 XF -s=pac dream car stock as a rock, efi monza red, ( profile pic )
1984 XF fairmont

mercs ( money pits )
1999 c180 w202
2004 W211 e240 shit box ( looked mint )
2000 CLK 320 also a shitbox
2004 W204 last of the pre face list ( still got it needs work )
OH and a W210 that i did not own long at all

AND 2023 ( dec so 2024 ) mazda 3 BP sedan. In the red, no Hybrid or CVT great little daily

want to get a caprice/fairlane one day and more XF and a packard if i can one day 🙂

[night saddle]

Just get the role it’s not that hard

[short crown]

The only problem is that the closest desert to Italy is 4000km away

[dapper mango]

Not in the beam multiverse

[fast mural]

Defiantly the laser, we need it

[dull musk]

gang i didnt know there was a role, calm down i got it after automod yoinked me 😭

[short crown]

How likely is it that the dump truck will be the exact same color as sand

[violet swan]

its a dune 😄

[short crown]

Desert map confirmed 👍

[fast mural]

Told u

[night saddle]

@mossy karma

[fast mural]

Update today if I’m gay

[wind quiver]

90% chance he's trolling and it is just a screenshot of Johnson Valley

[short crown]

Gaslighting the devs into adding more features 😭

[vernal fossil]

So guys, i launch the game and i didn't see any dump truck, did i miss something?
😅

[short crown]

Yes, the update

[vernal fossil]

God

[dull musk]

i loose, super cool that we could be getting a new map or map section. but i stand by the point that both sand and trucks can be different shades, from that leak alone it could have swung either way

[night saddle]

Smartest beamcord user

[dull musk]

dont mean to be rude or anything please dont take it that way 🙏

[vestal cliff]

Beam update to go along with GTA update would be peak

[night saddle]

We’re getting a mining truck too lol

[short crown]

This is probably the first time my ragebait was actually ragebait but tdev agrees with me so it no longer classifies as ragebait

[short crown]

People who have only 1 SSD who have to sacrifice one for the other:

(me)

[dull musk]

yee, thats why i made the point it could be either

[dull musk]

dude truth baited 😔

[short crown]

Actually I'm gonna sacrifice Vermintide for Beam

[dapper mango]

Hes a master at baiting

[night saddle]

Of course it’s the person with an anime pfp

[short crown]

For the first time ever the ragebaiter gets disappointed that his ragebait wasn't even ragebait

[low remnant]

i think this update is going to be in a span of time between now and the heat death of the universe

[dull musk]

a beautifully unplanned occurrence

just know update spec thread on forums is gonna go crazy over it

[short crown]

So atleast 3 microseconds to the update

[short crown]

Imagine the mods

[dapper mango]

Its not anime

[willow sky]

well im gonna sleep and wake up in 5 hours and see how this works out

[night saddle]

Has that style

[muted tiger]

guys how do i spawn more cars ?

[dull musk]

press spawn new instead of replace current

[muted tiger]

ok

[dapper mango]

Yeah its very stylish

[muted tiger]

Where is the button for it ?

[dapper mango]

When you select a car, on the bottom right there are 2 buttons. One says "replace current", the other "spawn new"

Or something like that

[short crown]

Beamng: adds mining truck

Beamng modders the next nanosecond:

[wind quiver]

what do you mean modders? there is defs a JATO config included already lol

[short crown]

MORE

[wind quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-more-gif-21856591

[short crown]

Give it wings and make it fly

[mossy karma]

https://tenor.com/view/watching-you-observe-seeing-i-saw-you-gif-5740825

[proper trail]

and a really big cape at the rear of the dump bed

[wind quiver]

it yearns for the mines

and the skies

[short crown]

Personally I find it absolutely hilarious that I just told gemini to replace the background with a city, it could've used any picture of any city but it CHOSE to add New York

[wind quiver]

only place where it wouldn't seem too out of place

[short crown]

Also because of the obvious

[open valve]

🥲

[wind quiver]

ah right

[short crown]

🛬 | |

[wind quiver]

didn't even occur to me

that is diabolical

[open valve]

meta

aww man

[short crown]

Mind you, I didn't tell it to put the thing in ny

It did it by itself

[wind quiver]

i was right not to trust AI

[fiery horizon]

<@&710084482031550547>

[left holly]

i think we need another leak to get us back on track lmao

[short crown]

Bro

[fiery horizon]

obvious twin towers reference

[short crown]

Have you read the rest of the chat 😭

[fiery horizon]

ok

[short crown]

We just had an unofficial leak

[short crown]

@left holly

[floral hamlet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266843788425302138/1381200037425582190/attachment-118.gif

[mossy karma]

are we serious dawg

[vocal trench]

im bored at beam

any sugggestions

[short crown]

What in the world

[vocal trench]

any good maps for high speed crusing except german autobanh its limited adn small

[mossy karma]

fym it’s 3 lanes each side

autobahn 57k, c1, regular autobahn are all good

caney ridge on the forums

[queen lynx]

Hi all

[open valve]

take a joke omg

[floral hamlet]

If 3 lanes is too small for you then consider it a skill issue

[queen lynx]

Los Injurus I guess

[mossy karma]

garbage map

[ancient granite]

its just old, has 100x the effort put in as all the modern day maps combined

[queen lynx]

I would say it is outdated

[floral hamlet]

Lace their water with estrogen

[shell silo]

Here in the country where I live it's 7 AM, it's very likely that the update will arrive at 8 AM depending on the people involved, of course.

[sour pilot]

yeah but tdev hasn't done the final countdown yet

and might not at all today

[mossy karma]

no change

[mossy karma]

dawg

[sour pilot]

plus is still 11am in germany

[wind quiver]

i see no reason to assume this, BeamNG is mainly based in Germany, where it is currently 11:26 AM, if the update were to drop today at all (which i think is unlikely), it would probably be much later in the day

[queen lynx]

What's going on

[mossy karma]

if it’s today then it’ll be in the next 8 hours

i hope it’s on thursday though

[sour pilot]

most updates for them happen around 12-2PM in Germany which is 9-11 PM for me in australia

[queen lynx]

Hopper refresh please

[wind quiver]

keyword: most

[tight sandal]

they a lof of fixing bugs

[queen lynx]

I don't think these are bugs

[shell silo]

Is Beamng's headquarters located in Germany?

[wind quiver]

yes

[sour pilot]

Breman, germany

[wintry ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/kaicenat-update-week-jjs-crying-gif-15745270725871437209

[wind quiver]

staff is worldwide though

[sour pilot]

around the rhineland

[shell silo]

It was possible to notice some specific people.

[royal compass]

We have had major updates around this time in recent years - 0.30 (11:12 German time), 0.21 (12:03), and 0.37 (12:09). However, you are correct that usually, updates drop two-four hours from now (the average devblog release time since 0.27 has been 13:07 German time (1.5 hours from now) - usually, the update comes out a little earlier than the devblog).

[wind quiver]

in recent years yeah, but i'm pretty sure there have been some unforseen obstacles for the team to tackle before release

[shell valve]

the last one is mine!

[sour pilot]

❤️ you love fixing bugs

[shell valve]

we're just adding a space to random button labels to confuse you all

[sour pilot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1383929864830193675/1390969723839053855/uncaption.gif

[wind quiver]

mhmmm

[royal compass]

That is true - I'm not saying that the update is certain to release in this time frame (or even today), just that it could based on previous releases. I personally think it'll be later in the day, as well (if it drops today, that is).

[wind quiver]

only one way to find out

https://tenor.com/view/mr-bean-mrbean-bean-mr-bean-holiday-mr-bean-holiday-movie-gif-3228235746377647455

[hidden crag]

When do y'all think the next beam update will drop?

[sour pilot]

either today or tommorrow

[wind quiver]

<@&710084482031550547> smite his ass

[queen lynx]

In 2 weeks idk💔

[hidden crag]

Yea they didn't drop a teaser...

[sour pilot]

if it was two weeks from today that mean it would release on christmas eve....

[hidden crag]

A fun Christmas present

[sour pilot]

most beamng drive updates in december are between 9th-16th

[queen lynx]

A similar situation happened with the T-Series remaster, we only got 2 teasers (?), but the update came out after a long time

[fast mural]

not again

[hidden crag]

Bro

Nice try

[wind quiver]

<@&710084482031550547> this one too

[queen lynx]

What is this? I only see img_9718jpg

[hidden crag]

Mods evicerate this guy

[wind quiver]

the bots aren't smart enough to grab the uplink role i think, it is a crypto scam

[queen lynx]

ah, there are too many of them lately

[royal compass]

If not today, probably next week - Thursday releases are only half as common as Wednesday ones (6 vs. 11), and since 0.24 (four years ago), we've only gotten two major Thursday updates out of sixteen updates in that period (0.24 and 0.31).

[wind quiver]

i'm fairly sure there is a preference for early to mid week releases so that critical bugs can be adressed before the weekend

so that makes sense

[night saddle]

I think today

Or next week

Probably next week

Cause of what tdev said

[proper trail]

or the week after

[wind quiver]

better to expect it late, hoping for today will only lead to dissapointment

[night saddle]

Too near Christmas

[hidden crag]

There's alot of evidence of what it is rn it's some kind of dump truck or something maybe other industrial machinery

[night saddle]

A dump truck and a front loader

[low remnant]

make it so if you crash the vehicle so hard that it pauses the physics sim it shows a jumpscare

[royal compass]

That preference has gotten stronger over the years, as well - the average release day has gone from Thursday (0.3.8.1-0.8) to Tuesday (0.27-0.37).

I do know that we'll be getting a holiday update this year - we won't have to wait until January for it. We've had one every year for the past ten years - barring some massive disaster, we'll get another one this year.

[low remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-car-old-youtube-jumpscare-scary-car-zombie-gif-18154228

[night saddle]

Only real ones know

[hidden crag]

Yuup

[night saddle]

Thought I was gonna get jump scared

[deep gull]

is he bullshitting or is it actually happening

[low remnant]

hes in coma

[wind quiver]

there is no known release date or time

[deep gull]

it could be like 0.37 where the devs drop it out of nowhere

[storm parrot]

G

[low remnant]

i dont think theyve ever set a release date for an update

[wind quiver]

that would be the best case scenario, worst case everyone goes hyping for today and then it still ends up being days away

[deep gull]

like gta6

[storm parrot]

He is either lying or telling the truth

[wind quiver]

if he is telling the truth, it is by coincidence

[low remnant]

he is lying and telling the truth at the same time, we wont know until we lift the box up and see the result

[pastel helm]

I think they listened to MUYE

[low remnant]

schrodingers beamng update

[deep gull]

this is basic knowledge

you can pick this out by glancing at the teasers for a second

[low remnant]

theres probably a rock loader thing and the dump truck

[pastel helm]

That would be sick

[low remnant]

the video about the wentward bus being moved is probably being moved by the loader

[storm parrot]

When official aussie car for beamng

[low remnant]

and the one where the miramar gets crushed is clearly the dump

[deep gull]

never

[pastel helm]

So your telling my that my mini-hyperfixation is going to be in the game.

[storm parrot]

: (

[low remnant]

probably

[pastel helm]

YESSS LES GOOO

[royal compass]

At least in this case, the delay's only (potentially) a week at most due to issues with the update itself, not several more months (if not longer) due to staff disputes. I'll happily take the former.

(It could also be another year or more, like with Derail Valley's B100 update (originally planned for late-2025, then moved to late-2026, and now projected to be released in late-2027).)

[woeful tree]

Under the Bridge on WCUSA is gonna be an interesting place come the update

[little galleon]

why

[low remnant]

the quarry is very likely not going to be there

[woeful tree]

Shsh trying to spread misinformation. (It just looks like that area to me lol)

[low remnant]

the one in the teaser is probably italy and there might be some changes to te wcusa one

[inland brook]

is there gonna be a christmas update?

[woeful tree]

Christmas is delayed

[inland brook]

or is the update not chrsitmas themed

[inland brook]

not surprising but i would think it is hard to work on the game

[woeful tree]

Someone ate all the cookies so they had to postpone the launch

[royal compass]

Yes, but probably not this week. It could come out next week (highly doubt it'd come out later).

[steady yarrow]

It would be cool if you can get bigger rollover sleds

[night saddle]

update is not today

[prisma isle]

Maybe

[night saddle]

If I’m wrong then I have to do 100 push ups

[woeful tree]

Get the camera ready

[night saddle]

I won’t have to cause I ain’t lying

[woeful tree]

I hope you wouldn't be lying there I'd hope you'd be doing pushups

[loud sonnet]

Somebody tell tdev to release it just for this

[violet swan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

[night saddle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/718085411225993216/1446742420892024862/many-tears.gif

[deep gull]

omg

[loud sonnet]

!!!

[wind quiver]

No way

[night saddle]

I’d don’t do this pls

[balmy sphinx]

aww boring version

[proud surge]

https://youtu.be/6HsLrDvfloo

[balmy sphinx]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQBRkh9hMYY

this one better

[prisma isle]

[night saddle]

STOP

DONT DO THIS TO ME

[wind quiver]

ON THE FLOOR AND GIVE ME 100 MAGGOT

[royal compass]

Fourth year in a row, I get dunked on for thinking "Oh, update third week of December".

Unless this is a magnificent troll.

[woeful tree]

Get the camera, I was (probably not) right lmao

[night saddle]

JUST TRUST

THEIR TROLLING

NO UPDATE TODAY

[lethal ruin]

dont do that to him plealspwls

[deep gull]

YOU WILL GET AN UPDATE AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!

[loud sonnet]

Peak

[sour pilot]

THANK YOU

[undone laurel]

Gave +1 Reputation to @violet swan (current: #99 - 51)

[vernal fossil]

If the update is not today i try to be hired in a quarry as wheel loader operator

[sour pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/europe-the-final-countdown-80s-music-new-years-eve-hair-band-gif-19757498

[lethal ruin]

ok dont upload update today

[night saddle]

BUT THEN

[inland brook]

theres an update for me

or is it a patch

[vernal fossil]

😰

[balmy sphinx]

restart steam I guess 😄

[night saddle]

FAKE

[outer steppe]

Is this what i think it means guys :o

[inland brook]

wdym fake

[violet swan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQBRkh9hMYY

[outer steppe]

NO WAY

[deep gull]

RESTART STEAM

[outer steppe]

OMG THE UPDATES HERE

[woeful tree]

If the Update isn't today, I will Money-Shift my Satsuma in MSC

Will the Devs spare my boy?

[inland brook]

no shit i just said that and got replied to with fake

[deep gull]

CMON INTERNET UPDATE IT

[outer steppe]

RESTART UR STEAM GUYS

[royal compass]

It's happened.

[lethal ruin]

DEVS SPARE HIS BOY PLEAASSSEEEEEE

[balmy sphinx]

I hope you like new toys 😄

[sour pilot]

update is today he dropthe final countdown

[deep gull]

W BEAMNG DEV TEAM

[outer steppe]

AI UR THE BEST W

[inland brook]

as in destruction

[deep gull]

ITS FINISHED DOWNLOADING

[sour pilot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1116487647829958799/1291107037635281028/attachment.gif

[inland brook]

how fast is your internet

[royal compass]

I will certainly enjoy driving the big goobers around - I really love the Wydra, so having more silly non-cars to goof around in is amazing.

[deep gull]

500mbps

[lethal ruin]

@night saddle get the camera man.

[reef tide]

bruh my game crashed is it because of the update

[outer steppe]

Wait is this the new update or is it just a small patch

[reef tide]

now steam wants me to update the game

[night saddle]

CAN YOU FORGET ABOUT THAT PLS

[inland brook]

im crying in 50mbps

[deep gull]

its patching it now

[woeful tree]

WAIT I WAS RIGHT?! SOMEONE WAKE ME UP

[royal compass]

It's the new update.

[lethal ruin]

what u talking bout, i mean get camera to do some cool photos of update

[deep gull]

i wish i didnt install beamng on a hdd rn

[outer steppe]

FUCK YEAHHHHHHHH

[night saddle]

OH YA

[outer steppe]

I WONDER WHAT WE ARE GETTING

[marble hazel]

This is happening now? Good thing I'm early.

[compact sand]

this update brings the first real thing I've helped make since joining the team, excited to see what people think of it

[loud sonnet]

We will not, no thanks

[undone laurel]

Gave +1 Reputation to @night saddle (current: #59 - 77)

[inland brook]

nno its tommorow

[outer steppe]

HELP IM AT 17% MY INTERNET IS SO SLOW PLEASE HURRY UP INTERNET

[night saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/this-fucking-sucks-crying-girl-tears-of-joy-clapping-danny-devito-gif-12766761978490409957

[royal compass]

What thing is that?

[outer steppe]

what thing is that

[inland brook]

im currently at 81

[balmy sphinx]

you will see

lol

[royal compass]

Oke.

[compact sand]

you all will see soon enough lol

[violet swan]

hope you all enjoy

[marble hazel]

Funny you say that as I am updating steam.

[balmy sphinx]

download the update and find out 😄

[outer steppe]

we will ❤️

[inland brook]

thank you

[undone laurel]

Gave +1 Reputation to @violet swan (current: #95 - 52)

[sour pilot]

WHAT THE NAME OF THE UPDATE

[deep gull]

thanks dev team 🥹

[fast epoch]

Love you devs

[inland brook]

i meant yesterday

[tender frost]

loading

[outer steppe]

theres been so many updates i dont even know what we are on now, luv you guys

[sour pilot]

there on coffee

[royal compass]

Man, y'all work fast - I'm impressed how quickly those issues got resolved.

[fast mural]

is the update comming

[inland brook]

your welcome from the dev team we love u to

[outer steppe]

WK,HLMEKHMK WHAT

[brisk grove]

0.38

[deep gull]

CMON YOU PIECE OF SHIT HARD DRIVE INSTALL IT

[outer steppe]

BUT WE WERE IN 0.30 LIKE NOT TOO LONG AGO

[meager wolf]

we getting CONSTRUCTION????

[inland brook]

450mbps on a hdd...

[outer steppe]

wnjnNMERJ IM CONFUSED

[royal compass]

0.30 was over two years ago (September 2023).

[balmy sphinx]

I could post a screenshot

[outer steppe]

IM AT 45% HURRY UP STEAMMMMMM AGJRNTHJRKT

[inland brook]

and i thought getting 100mbps was good

[lethal delta]

What is this update? I also got teh same one

[outer steppe]

pkleapslepalepaslep

[balmy sphinx]

but spoilering is less fun than watching you find out 😄

[undone igloo]

ive not got the update yet

[inland brook]

new game download it now

[obsidian relic]

new level selector or am I slow

[night saddle]

DONT

[meager wolf]

what is the new update on steam

[lethal delta]

lol

[royal compass]

It's 0.38.

[loud sonnet]

Great to be here when the update dropped, unfortunate that i'm at work for another 5 hours 💔

[queen lynx]

Whats going on?

[earnest tusk]

Me too, can’t wait to get home!

[lethal delta]

no patch notes yet?

[balmy sphinx]

soon ™

[royal compass]

Patch notes usually come out a little after the update releases.

[shell silo]

YESSSS

[inland brook]

2.2gb so far

[earnest tusk]

Nothing on update speculation either from tdev

[outer steppe]

am i hated by the beamng devs for downloading a pirated version of the game and then getting to 2016 FINALLY buying the game

[obsidian relic]

yeah new level selector and related stuff

[vernal fossil]

Its this a joke again

[lethal delta]

Reading the patch notes before opening the game is my thing..

[outer steppe]

OH MY GOD

[lethal ruin]

HELLLL YAHHH

[sour pilot]

is a hirochi!

[inland brook]

peak

[shell silo]

FINALLY

[delicate pilot]

is this the update???

[outer steppe]

HIROCHI MAKING THIS IS CRAZY

[deep gull]

its finished installing

[royal compass]

da boiiiiiiii

[queen lynx]

OH

[woeful tree]

WHERE ARE THE PUSHUPS?!

[sour pilot]

that rocks

[outer steppe]

YES HEJKHRTJ

[vernal fossil]

Gooood

[surreal stratus]

OH, THE INDUSTRY STUFF

[royal compass]

the m a s h e e n is real

[shell silo]

:0

[inland brook]

that would be very fun to usde

[outer steppe]

I CAN FINALLY CRUSH CARS

[wicked phoenix]

just got an update for beamng? IS IT OUT!??!!

[inland brook]

agreed

[manic crest]

They now leak stuff

[quaint fjord]

0.38 is official 🙏

[lethal ruin]

YESSSSIIIIIRRRR

[wicked phoenix]

damn

[loud sonnet]

Probably not, the mesaage that appears on the pirated game seems pretty friendly and you dis buy it later after all!

[vernal fossil]

In Germany its 12 o clock no ?

[outer steppe]

OMG

[sour pilot]

HT-55 thank you

[wicked phoenix]

2 CARS!?!!?!!?

[vernal fossil]

Are you still working on lunch Time ?

[lethal delta]

I AM IN

[lethal ruin]

-# looks like belazzz

[manic crest]

UPDATE IT OUT?

[balmy sphinx]

"cars"

[inland brook]

2 cars for pure destruction and construction things

[bitter meadow]

update out now

[low remnant]

does it have a touge config

[manic crest]

JAPANESE BILAZ

[outer steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/black-panther-update-wakanda-forever-yibambe-out-gif-15435310302061938937

[quaint fjord]

THEY HERE

[shell silo]

yesss

[inland brook]

does it use a new engine?

[lyric bison]

time to drive it in multiplayer 😋

[storm parrot]

Wait devs is there bug fixes please i really want bug fix

[wicked phoenix]

machines?

[balmy sphinx]

I guess

[inland brook]

your cpu and gpu combo mog mine

[loud sonnet]

What production years is that, wss expecting a more modern design at first

[violet swan]

https://beamng.com/game/news/blog/beamng-drive-v0-38/

[bitter meadow]

heavy machines

[vernal fossil]

Let's broke steam servers

[delicate pilot]

multiplayter will be bad

[outer steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/gobble-gif-1825124555203003299
beam devs rn after being enslaved for 0.38 for 52 hours

[storm parrot]

SsJsjsuz

[sour pilot]

ITALY MAP EX

[violet swan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGZbqxhr2V0

[lethal ruin]

heh

[violet swan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvyx2G4-jgM

[wicked phoenix]

intel pentium with rtx 5090

[median citrus]

they never release on Wednesday's

[wicked phoenix]

L A R G E

[outer steppe]

tdev stands for THE dev

[violet swan]

leaks for you all 😄

[vernal fossil]

Thx tdev !!!!

[inland brook]

bro i use a 5600 and rx 6600

[manic crest]

Waiting for 100000 mph mod

[loud sonnet]

If you are the boss you always have flexible lunch time. Or he just does it at different times anyways

[sour pilot]

LOG REMASTER!

[manic crest]

Thanks very much

[undone laurel]

Gave +1 Reputation to @violet swan (current: #93 - 53)

[outer steppe]

YASSS

[inland brook]

IT LAUNCHE

[outer steppe]

BRP MIM AT 50% HELP

[brisk grove]

GUYS IS IT 0.37

[outer steppe]

0.38

[storm parrot]

Italia expand????

[wicked phoenix]

hay bale square remaster when?!?!

[sour pilot]

yes and log remaster

[wicked phoenix]

ITS DONE GUYS

[plain birch]

did beamng just update?

[median citrus]

log remaster befor gta6

[mental holly]

can i go back to 0.37?

[outer steppe]

I WAS HERE

[lethal ruin]

no

[mental holly]

nooooo

[median citrus]

we needed that

[inland brook]

yo this ui is peak

[outer steppe]

why do u want to go to 0.37

[plain birch]

where is the dev blog?

[inland brook]

u pick ur car before laoding in

[mental holly]

i wanted to play a carrer mod and now i cant

[delicate pilot]

now where is the muye vid

[plain birch]

link anyone?

[outer steppe]

most likely will still work

[wicked phoenix]

ngl epic ui change

[mental holly]

i crashed loading in

[civic raven]

No 0.38 in #game-announcements

[inland brook]

mine is already bugged

[outer steppe]

OH MY GOD IT LAUNCHED

[sour pilot]

WHAT THE PRODUCTION YEAR FOR THE NEW HT-55 AND WT-45

[inland brook]

it wont load in

[lethal ruin]

Epikkk

[inland brook]

delete the game it doesnt work

[wicked phoenix]

o7

[brisk grove]

we have a new predator now
its prey are cars

[outer steppe]

@balmy sphinx what was the snow map we saw in that one teaser or was it just automation test track

[balmy sphinx]

wut

we do teasers on base game maps only

[inland brook]

IT WORKS

[outer steppe]

this
im a bit stupid ok

[inland brook]

WHY DOES IT LOAD ME IN SO FAST

[sour pilot]

that italy

[balmy sphinx]

thats just italy

[woeful tree]

That's Italy

[bitter meadow]

thats the quarry

[outer steppe]

OH MY GOD IM SO STUPID

[fickle egret]

yooooo

[shut silo]

yooo!!

[zinc drum]

italy map expansion omg

[compact sand]

the marble mine

[fallow cobalt]

YOOO

[violet echo]

update at 6:30 in the morning is crazyyy

[fickle egret]

bro already playing

[prisma siren]

HELL YEAH TIME TO PILOT HEAVY MACHINERY

[fickle egret]

wait hirochi?

[fickle egret]

thats an odd choice

[bitter meadow]

its kinda like mitsubishi

[slender igloo]

YEAHHHHHGGGGGGG

[rugged badger]

I KNEW IT
It's hirochi

[fallow cobalt]

chat what are we betting it works

[cyan jay]

yoooooooooooooooooo

[fallow cobalt]

i didnt mean to reply whoopsies

[void berry]

👀

[cyan jay]

just update dude please

[carmine tulip]

Aaaaaaa

[fallow cobalt]

dual boot

[subtle cradle]

Update is here gang I'ma boot up the laptop

[cyan jay]

thank god

[prisma ember]

omg

[slender igloo]

ITALY MAMMA MIA

[grand rampart]

BeamNG copied CindyCarDrive on this lol (it has had 2 Hiroshi branded similar vehicles for long time)

[outer steppe]

Uhhhh

[fringe kiln]

I restarted steam and the update doesnt show up???

[prisma ember]

omg nostalgia

[subtle cradle]

Restart your PC maen

[blazing crown]

Update????????

[outer steppe]

restart from bottom right corner

[fresh nimbus]

I always knew there would be a construction update

[prisma ember]

i've never managed to get Cindy car drive and when i did it didnt launch properly

[fringe kiln]

I’ll try that. Thanks!!

[undone laurel]

Gave +1 Reputation to @outer steppe (current: #113 - 46)

[iron tartan]

Well i didnt expect this to be the update lmao

[plain birch]

OH MAH GOODNESS

[narrow loom]

Italy Map Expansion

[raw helm]

God damn it i was about to go to bed now I cant

[median citrus]

livestreaming? first of it's kind

[prisma ember]

WHAT AND ITALY EXPANSION

[woeful tree]

Is that Gridmap V1?

[outer steppe]

STOP MY GAME IS BROKEN

[random imp]

w update

[fading dirge]

Lesssss goooo

[loud sonnet]

Every time I tell myself to go in blind but I can't just not look at all these screenshots!

[west pecan]

GUYS WHATTT

[balmy sphinx]

try without mods/safe mode

[grand rampart]

Mobile or laptop/pc?

[fading dirge]

Oh no

[grizzled ruin]

Instructions on how to use Safe Mode can be found here: ```
<https://documentation.beamng.com/support/launcher_support_tools/safe_mode/>

[prisma ember]

on my old android tablet

[outer steppe]

why didnt it automatically disable all mods

[west pecan]

IM IN THE MIDDLE OF MATH CLASS

[royal compass]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-JHhPRMNww This is perfect for driving around in with the MASHEEN - I mean, WL-40. I finally get to drive around in Need For Madness's biggest monster in Beam.

[spiral fractal]

Sleep is overrated anyway

[prisma ember]

💀

[inland brook]

how its going so far

[grand rampart]

you have a PC or laptop?

[raw helm]

Its been 14 hours +

[woeful tree]

Man i was gonna go to bed now I'm also getting sick just as this launches (Awesome update as always, Beam-Devs)

[prisma ember]

of course

[fickle egret]

that thing is HUGE

[outer steppe]

Guys who needs sleep when we have BEAMNG

[spiral fractal]

Make it a full 24 hour

[inland brook]

yeah i genuinely didnt realise

[grand rampart]

https://hiroshi-dev.itch.io/cindycardrive

[raw helm]

Fuck u

[prisma ember]

i dont want it anymore dude i got BeamNG now

[grand rampart]

it can be downloaded on PC too, at least works for me

[ashen socket]

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[grand rampart]

Yea same, I've had BNG on PC and Cindy on laptop

[meager wolf]

what is in this new update

[outer steppe]

deactivating all my mods is taking 2 years lmao

[icy grotto]

im glad we got many optimization and improvement !

[meager wolf]

HELL YEAAAAA

WE GOT CONSTRUCTION

[woeful tree]

BeamMP is about to see Carnage like No other

[loud sonnet]

How deep do these performance optimisations go when they are listed as one of the main features?

[eager sand]

fr

[topaz fox]

I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[manic crest]

Ima drop pigeons on top of wigeon to show who is dominant

[grand rampart]

Sadly BeamNG has been very laggy and crashing for a few updates on my pc, so I'm not gonna update. So I play 0.34

[woeful tree]

Godspeed

[cedar onyx]

Bro they keep cooking so hard with every update

[loud sonnet]

Depends, is there a jato dump truck?

[eager sand]

i gotta download the .38 update now which will take too long because my internet is
Dogshit 😭

[subtle cradle]

lads beamng updated

[pseudo lichen]

just launched beamng finna go crazy with the new belaz!!!11

[wicked bolt]

finally update

[woeful tree]

I think it was mentioned. There will be no survivors

[royal compass]

Yes.

[quick perch]

PEAK UPDATE (I haven't played it yet)

[loud sonnet]

Omg it's so over lmao

[bitter meadow]

beamMP is cooked chat

[lethal thorn]

v0.38 update before gta 6

[loud sonnet]

RIP open beammp servers

[burnt trellis]

Already?

[pseudo lichen]

we got belaz in beamng before gta6

[sour pilot]

that one pigeon seeing it coming at it, going 500mph

https://tenor.com/view/arriba-gif-12324188786972117417

[indigo nacelle]

is it me or when i always download updates from steam it always lags

[subtle cradle]

AW HECK NaH

[meager wolf]

heck yeah we got construction

[indigo nacelle]

and slowwww

[bitter meadow]

i mean, pretty much

[subtle cradle]

I repeat we need explosive charges WHERE IS THE EXPLOSIVE CHARGES

[woeful tree]

The Boost Keybind sending the Hirochidump to mach 2 into unsuspecting Ibishu Pigeon:

[subtle cradle]

We need vanilla friendly TNT rn

[violet swan]

everything working? 😄

hope nothing breaks

[woeful tree]

If you can tell my SSD to work faster lol

[simple solar]

Stuck in school rn I'll get back to you once I'm out

[fallow cobalt]

is vehicle selector broken for anyone else

[wind quiver]

so far so good, everything seems stable

[median citrus]

🤔

[round bough]

NO WAY ITALY MAP EXPANSION

[grand rampart]

Wait... Italy's file size was REDUCED? So maybe won't crash for me, if the update itself works. Might try downloading.

[wind quiver]

performance is good too, 150 fps on Ultra rn

[meager wolf]

yea how else would we mine the marble

[round bough]

let me download the update rq

[burnt trellis]

Except the beams, there’s probably gonna be a couple of those breaking as someone rams a wall mach jesus

[woeful tide]

Thanks for the italy map expansion!
Love the new UI update
will see what other amazing things the update has to offer exept for those things and the new heavy machinery.

[undone laurel]

Gave +1 Reputation to @violet swan (current: #93 - 54)

[simple solar]

Guessing by the name it looks like the old config of the default d series

[civic flume]

Its here! Thanks allot devs!😀

[loud sonnet]

Are the new vehicles performance heavy compared to like the T-series?

[subtle cradle]

And what is the specs bro?

[manic crest]

Waiting for new wave of reports huh

[simple solar]

Windows 95

[subtle cradle]

bro try the md series

[glad fiber]

Oh shit the new updates out??? I gotta get on it in a few hours

[wind quiver]

RTX 4070, RYZEN 7 5800X3D

[fiery sparrow]

cant wait to get my new ssd is hopefully a few days

[simple solar]

American airlines looking train on the pfp 🙏

[sour pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/nowhere-desert-highway-gif-13971394

[subtle cradle]

and im screwed

[loud sonnet]

Isn't the MD better than the T-series?

[manic crest]

He prob got near max settings like I do

[subtle cradle]

no I meant more laggier even the bus variant

[lapis orbit]

Not even that high end tbh

[woeful tree]

https://tenor.com/view/both-is-good-both-road-to-el-dorado-gif-14998369

[subtle cradle]

mate im in the gtx era bro

[pseudo lichen]

IT CAN RUN OVER STUFF

[lapis orbit]

Just came outta it

[loud sonnet]

Guys my internet is so bad only the useless gifs load but not the screenshots I want to see

[quick perch]

Why is there an AMERICAN police car in Italy?

[manic crest]

Development was too short for trailer

[subtle cradle]

imported?

[woeful tree]

The US owns Italy in beam lore i guess (i have no clue)

[loud sonnet]

Lmao italy is now a US state

[median citrus]

That's not an American police car though. It's a German car with the Italy police

[compact sand]

I'm pretty sure that is carabinieri config

or skin

[heady locust]

YOOOO

[woeful tree]

It is indeed

[heady locust]

Dumper truck

[fiery sparrow]

from what im seeing italy got less laggy?

[woeful tree]

The truck when the dump

[woeful tree]

I do believe they fixed up some of the asset performance overall

[fiery sparrow]

hell yeah

[fallow cobalt]

what we thinking of 0.38?

[royal cliff]

So wtf is beam ng? A race game? A rally game? A simcade? A construction game? 0.40= flight in a Boeing 737 across Italy to west coast

[deft thicket]

omg actually a good update?

[subtle cradle]

a simulator bro