Blåposting

[vapid thistle]

who needs people when i got LNER Class A3 4472 Flying Scotsman?

[shy pasture]

I got trains haha

-# haha im lonely

[vapid thistle]

-# same twin 🥀

[round summit]

can't even say just tall women because I'm 6'4, I need near-giantess women 🤤

[unique nexus]

exactlyy

:3

[sharp jacinth]

fun fact:

men

woman

and everything in between

thats it

thats the fact

[restive parcel]

I NEED THIS

[sacred wasp]

omggg

blagay

[sharp jacinth]

thats just a normal blahaj

[sacred wasp]

but this one is mega ultra gay

[ivory fern]

How do you guys wash your blahajs? My poor Lil guy could use a bath :<

[meager jungle]

i think a washing machine would work

[strange crater]

I'd recommend removing the stuffing first

otherwise the fluff gets all weird

just cut open the seams at the bottom and re-sow it later

[toxic oyster]

def if u can get a little extra stuffing

[harsh oak]

Try washing machine on the lightest settings

[sacred wasp]

I have a cheap one from amazon that has a zip for the stuffing

[sharp jacinth]

you ever played gregtech

soak that sucker in a chemical bath with pure horse piss

trust me man

[ivory fern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1181322986393968775/1471686583341027463/togif.gif

[sharp jacinth]

i

im good man

can we not do this

its only tuesday

[shy pasture]

Thats like... gay..

Ferb I know what we're gonna do today!

[sharp jacinth]

NO WE DONT

[restive parcel]

None of my buisness what the shark is into

Go right ahead blåhaj

[deep jackal]

@ivory fern

If you dont have a mesh laundry bag use some cushion covers or whatever they're called

[restive parcel]

I should do this but id need 13 machine cycles

[deep jackal]

OH YEAH RIGHT, if you're gonna dry in anyway do some centrifuge washes in the washing machine First lol, it almost broke my dryer cuz it was too wet

[vapid thistle]

yall put real living beings in a washing machine? crazy

[sacred wasp]

Why else is it called a washing machine, its for washing stuff

[cinder barn]

I mean it's just a shower that rotates

[sacred wasp]

Ong

[strange crater]

https://tenor.com/view/blåhaj-gif-14712487378735488114

[sacred wasp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1411269034095415300/1421635621222481940/IMG_3876.gif

[cinder barn]

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-ikea-spin-spinning-backrooms-gif-6586409158203405996

[vapid thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1316655475907104788/1449804475400323182/blahaj.gif

[shy pasture]

yk before I get a blahaj, I really should learn how to do bondege

[sacred wasp]

Idk, seems really hard

[ashen glen]

https://tenor.com/view/torpedo-roomba-blahaj-3-33-gif-15282250224227475778

[gleaming arch]

YOU WHAT

D:

[shy pasture]

it does :(

[shy pasture]

well yk I gotta learn how to dry it

else its stinky and no one wants that

[sacred wasp]

hang it up like a fisherman whos proud of his catch

[gleaming arch]

Yeah... that makes sense tbh...

[gleaming arch]

i do that, no joke lol

https://tenor.com/view/bass-fishing-fish-catch-fisherman-gif-19183010

[gleaming arch]

Blahaj in the one piece live action spotted, I'm going crazy

[sacred wasp]

Omgggg

Does this mean im forced to watch one piece 😭

[wooden oar]

watching that popular tv show for the niche interesting character

[meager jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-130-blahaj-trans-rights-cute-many-blahaj-gif-17456310109746831459

[deep jackal]

hoppers x Tom Lizard

Blahaj Institut ↩️

[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) watching that popular tv show for the niche interesting character

https://tenor.com/view/lizard-lizard-lizard-lizard-tom-the-lizard-hoppers-hoppers-pixar-gif-18247620511221215378

[gleaming arch]

now you have to

its in season 2 episode 1 of the live action

https://tenor.com/view/do-it-dark-kermit-gif-13921433

[sacred wasp]

Noooooooo

[sharp jacinth]

ten thousand years curse for using ai overview

[sharp jacinth]

no you shouldnt

[sacred wasp]

Oi no flirting >:[

[sharp jacinth]

woah woah woah

-# not here

[sacred wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-doge-gif-24837098

[shy pasture]

dms~

nah

im good

tho I do need blahajs

but they're so expensive

[sacred wasp]

Get cheap ones on amazon

[shy pasture]

nahhhh im not buying rip offs

[sacred wasp]

https://amzn.eu/d/0fdb24lG

Super cuddli

I got my bf one, he loves it

[shy pasture]

gay

-# god I wish I had a partner this nice

cute tho

[restive parcel]

Come here I'll give you a blåhaj for free

Logistically it can work out youre not that far awya

[shy pasture]

mhhhh 40eur train ticket for free sharkie...

[restive parcel]

You'll get cuddles too

[sharp jacinth]

send me one

[restive parcel]

Come here

Im not sending anyone anything youll have to get one in person

[sharp jacinth]

from whom?????

[sharp jacinth]

i see

[restive parcel]

From me

Offer only applies to certain people

[sharp jacinth]

you mean women

[restive parcel]

Maybe

[sharp jacinth]

right?

[restive parcel]

Women around my age more specifically

[sharp jacinth]

i will find love in mobile game slop

[restive parcel]

Well below 18

[restive parcel]

Omg youre playing 3D twerk race

[sharp jacinth]

*2D

[restive parcel]

Sounds like a shit game

You cant even get proper 3d view

[shy pasture]

smh I wouldve come with our dear eu commission president

[shy pasture]

waow that sounds dangerous

[round summit]

smh can't even spend three figures to get cuddles and a shonk

[sharp jacinth]

i will send my favorite lesbian your way

[round summit]

damn you discord and your unnecessarily restrictive bio character limit

[restive parcel]

Where is she

[sharp jacinth]

this y'all

[round summit]

I'd never call myself an expert in anything

but close enough

[harsh oak]

You could be an expert at not being an expert

[shy pasture]

"I know, that I know nothing"
<insert_epic_socrates_edit_from_14yo>.mp4

[sharp jacinth]

check behind your ear

[restive parcel]

HOLY SHIT

[meager jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/751749253948244031/1294475768755388497/meow_meow_meow_meow_meow_meow.gif

[shy pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/100-gif-8627814460863395005

[restive parcel]

Excuse me

[restive parcel]

Real

[shy pasture]

excuse accepted

[restive parcel]

what

[sharp jacinth]

yw

[restive parcel]

headpats and cuddles would go so hard rn

[shy pasture]

did anyone say... hard 😎

https://tenor.com/view/ohh-awesome-nodding-american-psycho-christian-bale-gif-17460425181567338014

I should stop with those 14 yo tiktok edits

[harsh oak]

You sound like you should

[round summit]

that and <redacted>

[sharp jacinth]

fishing?

[round summit]

https://tenor.com/view/stardewtok-stardew-valley-stardew-fishing-hard-gif-4330000191969958836

[sharp jacinth]

listening to pink floyd while reading fanfiction. life is good

[restive parcel]

Sesbian lex

[round summit]

that too but I was thinking something less direct and inappropriate smh

[restive parcel]

Handholding

Sorry i shouldn't have said that

Children are in this server

[round summit]

between headpats/cuddles and lex

tbf it's more a specific dynamic rather than an activity

[meager jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1345742459732492451/1346835563705274429/attachment.gif

[sharp jacinth]

see this is not netanyahu approved

which is a good thing

[sharp jacinth]

me reading some bullshit fanfic (my second time)

[sharp jacinth]

yuri mentioned. sat up in bed

[meager jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1362541745136603207/1481348590440939591/438f2cc6-b415-46b0-bebd-ed6fd6cfa0f2.gif

[toxic pond]

I have experienced this wayyyyyy too many times

[restive parcel]

me when im 95% done with a catfish and suddenty it goes fucking nuclear

[toxic pond]

REAL

[abstract shell]

True

[gleaming arch]

relatable

[gleaming arch]

your name is peak btw

[sharp jacinth]

you are too kind

your descendants/ friends are blessed for 10000 yearws

[gleaming arch]

nice

i got blessed by the yuri god

[sharp jacinth]

no, you are blessed by me

[gleaming arch]

same thing

[sharp jacinth]

I AM NOT THE YURI GOD

[gleaming arch]

ehhhh

so

who is it then

if not you

https://tenor.com/view/emulovebot-gif-18050765437835163579

[restive parcel]

it is i

god of yuri

[sacred wasp]

It is i

God of yaoi

[restive parcel]

actually

id be godess of yuri

[sacred wasp]

Makes more sense yea

One of us always lies, and the other tells only the truth

[toxic oyster]

https://fixvx.com/aki_st4rz3/status/2032472562198880546?s=46

Aki🏳️‍⚧️ (@aki_st4rz3)

Good morning I'm tired asf

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 13, 2026, 3:03 PM

[woeful smelt]

what?

Imma say nope on that

[sharp jacinth]

fair

just showing off the worst of humanity

[woeful smelt]

I'll watch the news for that tbh

[sacred wasp]

Guys, is it just me or is the new monster awesome 🏳️‍⚧️

[sharp jacinth]

murica/trans/viking/epic

[deft hawk]

Is America great again yet

[sacred wasp]

No, ice are getting rid of cool people now

[deft hawk]

ICE is ass

[woeful smelt]

Been a min since had that flavor

[sharp jacinth]

guys what do i do

[round summit]

post yuri/yaoi gifs ofc

[sharp jacinth]

https://giphy.com/gifs/yuri-ciNN4YNQNncbe

yw

[round summit]

[sacred wasp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1270002986000711812.gif?size=48&quality=lossless&name=DangerouslyHappy

[sharp jacinth]

anyways the writer of the fic im writing is on fuckin hiatus

[round summit]

wait\

[sharp jacinth]

what to do

what to do

[sharp jacinth]

?????

[round summit]

the writer of the fic I'm writing

[sharp jacinth]

reading

god damn it just twist me into a helix and turn me inside out

I can't think of anything to say

Except, of course

It's wonderful

[sharp jacinth]

y'know i was just about to send a fic recommendation but i dont think the mods would like it. if anyone wants, you will feel it

[restive parcel]

Yuuuri

[shy pasture]

Trump yaoi

[restive parcel]

No

Yuri

Now

Get MORE yuri on my screen

[toxic oyster]

trump x elon yaoi

[shy pasture]

Omw boss

[restive parcel]

Im saving this as blackmail material

[toxic oyster]

[restive parcel]

Ha

[restive parcel]

Ok?

[vapid thistle]

thank you, i needed this

[shy pasture]

here for you bbg

[deft hawk]

Noah's got an admirer

[gleaming arch]

thanks for existing goddess of yuri

[shut bramble]

ooh twinking berry

[sacred wasp]

New favourite flavour ngl

But they're so hard to find 😭 😭

[shut bramble]

shut it, he has a bf (me) already

[deft hawk]

LORE DROP

Also ouch, mean :(

[vapid thistle]

thats crazy

[smoky rain]

Isn't this ai

[shy pasture]

Prolly

[round summit]

hairline is so doomed holy crap

[idle belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-gif-20733430

(Me when I try to code for five hours and I break more things then I should)

[primal karma]

creechur

[vapid thistle]

peam

[primal karma]

god gave us rotoscoping and im very thankful for it.

[meager jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1227922202297499670/1482774750978637936/image0.gif

[sharp jacinth]

AHH

[strange crater]

-# me when either

[restive parcel]

But are they real or are we just imagining them

[sharp jacinth]

ten thousand years curs

ee

[restive parcel]

wha

HELP???

[sharp jacinth]

The ground will not bare crop where thou walks

[restive parcel]

this ...this cant be happening-

[sharp jacinth]

And matter where thou goes, bears will follow and ravage thou livestock

[restive parcel]

Ok but counterargument

What if i kill the bear and eat that instead

[sharp jacinth]

a lion will eat the bear

[restive parcel]

I'll eat the lion

[sharp jacinth]

oh and you can only ever drink dasani water again

[restive parcel]

Idk what that means

[sharp jacinth]

good

[sharp jacinth]

um

lets see

oh

no more women will ever come within one mile of you

[restive parcel]

But...im a woman

So

What does that mean

[sharp jacinth]

no other women

[restive parcel]

Thats a paradoxical situation

[sharp jacinth]

you're fine

[restive parcel]

Ok so what happens if i like

Walk around

Do they get disintegrated or just pushed away by a forcefield or

DONT YOU GO SILENT ON ME

[sharp jacinth]

uh they just avoid it mysteriously, they get pushed away if they touch it

[strange crater]

fake

[round summit]

but I live with one

and also... uh... women are :3

[sharp jacinth]

too bad curse

[sharp jacinth]

dman

[restive parcel]

But what if i just say no

And cuddle women anyways

Not like i have any to cuddle but thats besides the point

[deft hawk]

Not yet

[restive parcel]

Which one of u mfs star reacted me

Public execution in 3 days

[deft hawk]

Not me gang

Also you can just check

[harsh oak]

The 🎉 was me btw

[shy pasture]

Yippiiee :3

[toxic oyster]

im at a bpuys house look what he has c:

[restive parcel]

Aww

Shomk

[shy pasture]

he's very based

[restive parcel]

We are putting you down.

[deft hawk]

Go home 😭

[vapid thistle]

u what

[shy pasture]

me rn

[sharp jacinth]

WE are putting you up

[unique nexus]

OOOO FREE RAM :3

[vapid thistle]

oh wait where

i need that so i can keep it for myself for another few years to eventually sell it on ebay for 3 million dollars

[shy pasture]

waow I just got a message

yeah I would've done the same icl

sounds like a good activity

[gleaming arch]

RAM WHERE???????

[deft hawk]

DID SOMEONE SAY RAM?

[cinder barn]

https://tenor.com/view/sheep-gif-4520105

ram

[gleaming arch]

why does that appear for "ram" im crying

😭

[restive parcel]

because its literally a ram and its ramming someone

thats the most ram you can get

[primal karma]

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEE NOT HER

btw anyone know what that creature in the backround is?

seems squishable.

[shy pasture]

that is big daddy

[primal karma]

the what now.

just to be clear, you do mean that?

cuz im talkin bout that thing

[restive parcel]

bioshock reference

[zinc jungle]

wtf!!!

[shy pasture]

wtf!!!

[shy pasture]

him.

he is the big one

[round summit]

me pls

[restive parcel]

Yuri

Girls kissing

I want

[sacred wasp]

Honey block

[harsh oak]

O yea

It was green before tho

And the middles were green

We had to cut them in half :(

[sacred wasp]

:Ɛ

[harsh oak]

Indeed :(

[shy pasture]

can i eat it

[harsh oak]

You're the second person who's asked this, no you can't

[shy pasture]

you cant just tell me I cant eat something

how dare a product label tell me I cant eat lead, Im meant for more, I CAN EAT LEAD

[harsh oak]

It's hazardous chemicals, it was just bathed in hydrochloric acid

[shy pasture]

how dare you have the audacity to tell me what I can eat and cant

I will eat whatever I want

even something that was just bathed in hydrochloric acid

[harsh oak]

Finally I can use this reaction image

[sacred wasp]

Yes please 😋

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-9458886823049329611

[shy pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/please-please-please-pwease-gif-23060934

spare me

[sharp jacinth]

"go on ao3 there's some good stuff"
i just saw pink floyd fanfiction. don't even play lad

[sacred wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/waving-wave-hello-hi-hii-gif-5162070633310464193

[shy pasture]

Send me that

I need that

[shy pasture]

I GOT THAT

time to drool

[sharp jacinth]

wild

lesbians are either
-really cool people
-avatars of villiany

[meager jungle]

ive always thought they were both

[deep jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/yuri-gif-24238090

[restive parcel]

Yuriiiii

[meager jungle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/979123473295229000/1161806736219439125/caption.gif

[sacred wasp]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1430584671283974286.gif?size=160&name=Wyph+Blahaj+%3B3+(C%3A+Wypher)&lossless=true

[restive parcel]

Stealing this

Mine now

[unique nexus]

OMG THIS SO CUTEEE

[restive parcel]

Goals

Except I'll never be that cute :(

[shy pasture]

Waiw

[shy pasture]

Hot dog

[restive parcel]

Woke woke sahur

[sharp jacinth]

👍

[sharp jacinth]

"im donald trump and im an agender catperson"

[shut bramble]

fun fact, clown fish can change genders

[ivory fern]

[shy pasture]

fun fact, Im better than a clown fish, I can change mine multiple times

[sacred wasp]

I doubt a clown fish could down 20 monsters in 10 minutes

[ivory fern]

I feel like the fish would explode after like 5

[strange crater]

the fish could literally swim in a tank of 20 monsters

-# for a undefined short period of time

[strange crater]

anybody can do it once

[harsh oak]

Several fish can, not only clownfish, I believe, however, they can only change once

[shy pasture]

fish

[toxic oyster]

fih

[zinc jungle]

is that skin

what

[sharp jacinth]

that is a shoulder blade

[zinc jungle]

so it is

[sacred wasp]

Fih on da shoulder

[restive parcel]

Im bored here have a yuri

[meager jungle]

peak

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1469162123144986870/1475804918974775349/togif.gif

[restive parcel]

All yuri is peak

[meager jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/teto-kasane-plush-teto-kasane-fact-checked-gif-14951431768440204450

[vapid thistle]

hmm yes

[shut bramble]

Yuri and Yaoi 🔛 🔝

[restive parcel]

Yes

[sacred wasp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1270002986000711812.gif?size=48&quality=lossless&name=DangerouslyHappy

[vapid thistle]

fr

[primal karma]

bee.

(old photo of it still in the store from last spring, its in my bedroom sitting in the corner of my bed for about a year now)

[sacred wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-bees-bees-happy-harry-harry-partridge-animations-gif-15201948

[restive parcel]

I need to get an ikea bee

[sacred wasp]

How many animals to IKEA make?

[restive parcel]

All of them

[wooden oar]

I love the minecraft bee plushies

[sacred wasp]

I need more plushies

I really want a pannier tank plush but I cant find one anywhere

[wooden oar]

they are so perfectly rectangular

[meager jungle]

i want one

i need one

[sacred wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-gif-19213917

https://tenor.com/view/femboy-femboy-friday-friday-felix-knight-gif-17335633647289684431

[meager jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/femboy-opsoncelulmeu-dav6e-shanemills-katze-gif-1277417407165987518

[restive parcel]

Foxgirl Friday bitches

Give me all your money

[meager jungle]

only if its this fox <3

[shy pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/findom-gif-1385354956257548170

[vapid thistle]

whoah femboy friday

[restive parcel]

What if its the CD regiofox

[meager jungle]

then u have to give me all ur money instead

[zinc jungle]

BEE

[zinc jungle]

I have tehe second one

bee

bee

bee

bee

[gleaming arch]

oh thanks mate, now i can larp larp sahur with ai

[gleaming arch]

hell yeah

[strange crater]

gotta get that skirt, man

[zinc jungle]

does he have a license?

[verbal talon]

You don’t need a licence in 1890

Not true there was effort to get around the laws tho lmao

Look up naphthalene launch’s if you get the chance

[verbal talon]

Certified engineer shark

Also a competent fireman

2 years on the job experience lol

[vapid thistle]

so technically u could go how fast u want in 1890

-# not that the cars or steam rollers that existed go that fast

[harsh oak]

Alright people it's straight Saturday, prepare for normality and boredom

[sharp jacinth]

super gay saturday

[round summit]

super sub saturday

sounds like a subway ad but I'm not sure I can say the alternative here

[sharp jacinth]

submariine

[round summit]

are there any mech anime where a girl turns into a submarine

was tempted to find a gif of something like that but couldn't find one

[vapid thistle]

-# is that an actual thing

[round summit]

idk that's why I'm asking

[vapid thistle]

ive never seen people tf into vehicles

[round summit]

what

[vapid thistle]

what

[round summit]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-car-meme-transform-gif-14513858

[vapid thistle]

ooookkay i take my words back..

[round summit]

also depending on the definition of people, the entire Transformers franchise

[sharp jacinth]

me when miata

[vapid thistle]

fair point

[harsh oak]

TRANSformers

[round summit]

really should get on with the actual transforming shouldn't I

[vapid thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-boom-knuckles-i-dont-know-idk-shrug-gif-471547068753346777

[sharp jacinth]

i, using the estrogen i acquired when i accidentally became a trans lesbian, knight thee. woman

[round summit]

inject it in my veins :3

more seriously, I just need a GD diagnosis and then insurance should cover everything

but I've been procrastinating for like 9 months

[verbal talon]

No because rich ppl have always been complaining

23kmh that’s the fastest you could go lmao

But it was worse

I’d hate to be carrying that

[verbal talon]

So walking pace is about right for this thing lol it won’t go much more with my weight behind it

But it will also pull the compressor

[harsh oak]

Context?

[sharp jacinth]

well

in the game, we can summon allies

and um

well, thats all of them

except for the 6 in the top left

the woman 3rd from the left is me actually

[harsh oak]

Of course Gordon Freeman isn't there

Or chell

Or cubie

Or wheatley

Or Lamarr

[sharp jacinth]

because my friends are all gooners duh

[harsh oak]

ACK, GET THEM AWAY FROM ME

[sharp jacinth]

jk

but uhh

most notable people are some of the cast of class of 09, some of the cast of blue archive, like 40 sans, vessel of sleep token, and like 6 vtubers

[harsh oak]

They didn't even put rexy there

I am so very disappointed

[round summit]

https://tenor.com/view/rexy-roxy-ao-ao-racing-racing-gif-16835230151896268836

oh not that rexy

[harsh oak]

Yeah

The better one

[sacred wasp]

What the hell am I gonna do with a submarine?

[sharp jacinth]

swimming is transgender

[toxic oyster]

i was once informed that yeast blooming is gay

-# in the context of breadmaking

[sharp jacinth]

you are gay

[toxic oyster]

wait trueeee

[sharp jacinth]

tu eres gay

[round summit]

b-but I don't like swimming

[sharp jacinth]

https://giphy.com/gifs/SVT-tant-klimp-klimpen-h7zqTXl02vFPI9BzFo

[round summit]

https://tenor.com/view/yuuri-shoujo-shuumatsu-ryokou-girlslasttour-gif-21096581

[smoky rain]

Are you planning on doing it via amsterdam? It's not a lot of work to get on the waiting list, and after that you don't have to do anything for a while, so I'd suggest starting now

[round summit]

probably not, it's not that close and wait times elsewhere would probably be better

[smoky rain]

Fair enough

[harsh oak]

The tender engine with a tank

[meager jungle]

didnt some gwr engines have this or am i imagining things

[idle belfry]

Me trying to get my brain to design an engine from scratch

[toxic oyster]

just start building

choose a random yet reserved wheelbase (not a duplex for eg) and then just make shapes

[deft hawk]

Here's a starter for ya

4-8-4

[harsh oak]

Find an engine that is/was used locally from you, that's my favourite solution to train-builer's-block (Yes I just invented a new word)

[full orchid]

Me when Steel Bridge

[shy pasture]

is that thomas and friends in live action? 😭

[full orchid]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Z0hAbbLNzU indeed

[shy pasture]

istg that is an autism diagnosis in hd

im going to watch that for like the next 10 minutes, tysm

[sharp jacinth]

One, Two, Free Four.

[shut bramble]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Efteling_Steam_Train_Company
Drove on these trains 2x today gg

(They stay they turned them into electric trains but they didnt, they still blow steam)

[round summit]

they do appear to have been electrified, the steam is just for show

oh the electric motor is in the tender, and driving the tender's wheels

there's a new boiler in the locos for the steam effects, but it's not driving the wheels at all

all the old parts have been saved and stored so changing it back to steam power is possible

okay apparently this is only the case for Aagje (which also has needed a diesel aggregate at the back recently), Moortje and Trijntje are still steam-powered but they are planned to be converted when Aagje runs reliably

[vapid thistle]

they did infact, the steam is made themselfes on the locomotive to still give it the feeling of a steam engine

[shut bramble]

Oh fam

Dam

[vapid thistle]

iirc they were modified in england (UK)

[shut bramble]

This

[vapid thistle]

ya

ik

-# do not ask how i know this, i literally dont remember

[round summit]

I certainly don't remember it cuz I haven't been in at least a decade

[harsh oak]

Uhhhhhh, I hate physiiiiiiiiiiiics

Physics is boriiiiiiiiiiiiiing

Uuuuuuuuuggggggghhhhhh

[round summit]

just disconnect yourself from physics, easy

[sharp jacinth]

flight

[deft hawk]

so just be a viltrumite 😭

or really just any superhero with powers (iykyk)

[harsh oak]

I can't do that I need to do well enough in my science subjects to be able to do chemistry to do geology to do paleontology

[deft hawk]

you got this bro

[harsh oak]

No I don't

[deft hawk]

NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT

[harsh oak]

Never get your hopes up

[deft hawk]

you dont need hope

you need

DETERMINATION

https://tenor.com/view/undertale-gif-20224140

[harsh oak]

But...

But shieldon_pet.gif

[shy pasture]

give me a second I gotta log out of real life

[sharp jacinth]

silence, foe

[round summit]

this can easily get interpreted in a dark way btw

don't willingly log out of life

[restive parcel]

Chat if u die you wont have blåhaj anymore

[meager jungle]

wait this true

how did i not realise this

[round summit]

y'all I just felt the most euphoric I've ever felt while looking in the mirror, and all it took was putting my hair in a cute way and wearing a beanie to hide the horrendous hairline

I legit felt like I could pass with light makeup

[restive parcel]

I wish i had longer hair

[shut bramble]

I wish I had a different colour hair

Black hair is a blessing but also a curse

On one side I don't have to dye my hair twice if I wanna go the emo route

On the other side a bunch of hairstyles suck with black hair and black hair stores heat

[harsh oak]

I have brown hair that turns auburn when I cut it off

It's weird

[sharp jacinth]

sending you best wishes

[round summit]

my hair doesn't even reach my shoulders yet, just gotta style it right :>

[sharp jacinth]

my hair reaches my shoulders and i love how it curls

[strange crater]

my mom keeps cutting mine

[round summit]

[sharp jacinth]

hop on a houseboat with me guys we'll go commit crimes and style hair, and you guys can have estrogen and it'll be so fun

[shut bramble]

Hop on a plane to Nova Scotia, Canada and we shall take over

[meager jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1362541745136603207/1485771598211317831/4488da56-9111-45cf-850a-e14b2c530002.gif

[shut bramble]

No

Well

[meager jungle]

not u

[deep jackal]

I don't

[meager jungle]

just general gif ing

[deep jackal]

Didn't proxy

[toxic oyster]

no

[vapid thistle]

albert twinkle is gone

crazy

[meager jungle]

never coming back

:3

[vapid thistle]

damb

[shut bramble]

Damn Amora is trans

Egg cracked ig

[deep jackal]

Voice dysphoria go brrr

[meager jungle]

it didnt really crack for me lol

very slow process of realising and accepting it

[sharp jacinth]

hmm

ok

[round summit]

congrats and welcome to the pipeline

[harsh oak]

And yet again, I am the only one

I feel out of place again

[restive parcel]

Punch her

[restive parcel]

Nah ill hop on a train instead

[idle belfry]

Me.

[restive parcel]

Youre anomalocaris?

[meager jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1114112313037959198/1266238270254354534/57EA5400-0E38-464D-961E-84D40EA35282.gif

[restive parcel]

No WAY

DUDE

[toxic oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/nitro-discord-accept-a-wild-gift-appears-gif-17495533

[meager jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/free-nitro-gif-26426729

[restive parcel]

Real and true

[meager jungle]

blahaj

[toxic oyster]

blowhigh

[meager jungle]

can u bury me in them

[restive parcel]

If u come here sure

Also cool name btw

[meager jungle]

tyy

[restive parcel]

Ty on being buried in blåhaj or about the name

[meager jungle]

yeas

[restive parcel]

Wlw

I MEANT TO TYPE WOW LMAO

Thanks phone

[meager jungle]

lmao

[sharp jacinth]

eres gay

[smoky rain]

https://tenor.com/view/classic-ef-where-is-it-yuri-where-the-yuri-at-korone-gif-23665600

[shy pasture]

only wait a year lol

[vapid thistle]

crazy?

[restive parcel]

[sacred wasp]

https://cdn.nekotina.com/images/auz_1AbC.gif

[harsh oak]

That's what they said a year ago

[meager jungle]

🥚

/silly

[harsh oak]

I must be a hard-boiled egg then

[shy pasture]

🐔

[restive parcel]

But what came first

[meager jungle]

egg

cant be a trans person with out being egg first

/silly

[restive parcel]

Transchicken

[shut bramble]

Transtender

[restive parcel]

BA DUM TSS

[shut bramble]

Hehe

Anyway

[harsh oak]

We need a word for straight twinks

[shut bramble]

OpenAI is shutting down Sora and Chatgpt video options

[harsh oak]

I heard

[shut bramble]

Strings

[harsh oak]

Very happy

[harsh oak]

This

This is perfect

[shut bramble]

I am COOKING

[harsh oak]

You are indeed

Congratulations or smth

[shut bramble]

No no no

Medium well is fine

[harsh oak]

Huh?

[shut bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/ba-dum-tsss-drum-band-gif-7320811

[shut bramble]

Lmao

[shut bramble]

Are you licking your lips off because you ate those transtenders?

[vapid thistle]

yummi chicken

[strange crater]

get your grubby hands off my damn kidney

[sharp jacinth]

get your filthy hands off my desert

[strange crater]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1249276610415427666/1446949354303656006/Thomas_C._Lea_III_-_That_Two-Thousand_Yard_Stare_-_Original.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/900441946097594371/1469788626681593987/RDT_20260206_1626188463369209073181761.gif

[sharp jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/class-of-09-nicole-class-of-09-class-of-09-classof09-emicole-gif-13254956778989069053

FUCK

WRONG GIF

I DONT DELETE I JUST MOVE ON

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/979123473295229000/1161806736219439125/caption.gif

here we are

[cinder barn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/808868423701364736/1311474146806599801/bounce-1.gif

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/950333614606938192/1095089902418407564/fake.gif

[strange crater]

https://tenor.com/view/hammer-gif-23464742

[sharp jacinth]

what did i do to you

i hate emicole

aricole for life gang

[sharp jacinth]

i want a skirt

[idle belfry]

Me when hungry

[restive parcel]

They are super cool

[shy pasture]

Kinda sad ngl

[harsh oak]

Please tell me this is satire

[shy pasture]

No

Why would it

[harsh oak]

Because ai bad

[shy pasture]

Why

[harsh oak]

I don't want to have this rant for the thousandth time, ask someone else

[shy pasture]

Someone else why is ai bad

I mean tbf at least fortnite shutdown quite a few of their services, ig a win

[meager jungle]

because john ai is evil and he wants everyone to be evil and eat grass

[shy pasture]

Skill issue, grass is yummy

https://tenor.com/view/black-girl-black-girl-grass-weave-gif-5597019

[meager jungle]

what if he also is also killing blahaj

[harsh oak]

Wouldn't be surprised if he did ngl

[shy pasture]

What 😭

[wooden oar]

-AI Data Centers are taking drinkable water and pollute their surroundings, and are often placed near disenfranchised communities who have to struggle with poisoned water supply or water shortages

-AI is computation heavy (even for simple tasks) and therefore are a big draw on the electrical grid. Underequipped Infrastructure as well as the pure consumption mean that they will hinder the change to renewable energy

-genAI is a plagiarizing machine. It steals and trains from others without consent. Images you posted online might be used to train generative AI

-genAI and LLMs have no real world benefit. LLMs are bad at dealing even with simple problems such as addition or division (things we designed computers for famously) and frequently hallucinate information (since they don't "think"; they are a statistic of which words are most likely to follow each other based on the prompt and the 'topic' the AI assigns to the discussion). Larger models tend to hallucinate more, not less. Using LLMs for anything is drawing exorbitant power for worse results.
Generative AI is following this pattern. It is already being used for nefarious purposes like deep fake porn or generating fake crimes or other malicious practices (to illicit reactions online). The computational power needed to generate an image is immense, so using it for shitposts is really just wasting resources. It also means you can't trust anything you see anymore (it could have been altered before but it never has been this accessible).
Both are shown to be not helpful but actually detrimental to human kinship and the quest for knowledge.

-AI products are inserted into every facet of our digital lives, and often without consent. It is quite hard to opt out of AI completely nowadays, and it is something a corporation decided for you.

-AI products are also often quite predatorial and target the human loneliness to manufacture addiction

.... .... ... more could be said

(this is quite a bit, sorry for the rant ig)

[harsh oak]

This is why I didn't want to rant about it

[wooden oar]

yes

you could do whole a whole thesis just on one facet of AI and how it ruins our lives

[harsh oak]

Indeed

[wooden oar]

noticably AI tech is pretty much a bubble and is hallucinating money between the different megacorps already. But since AI products don't make the dime they wanted to see it will likely mean that the bubble might burst sometime soon

[idle belfry]

My opinion on AI:

[vapid thistle]

Kinger 🔛🔝

[idle belfry]

He’s literally me

[vapid thistle]

fr

[shut bramble]

the only (semi-)good AI i know is Caine and GLaDOS

[deep jackal]

heh.

CAINE IS GOOD AI?!?!

[shut bramble]

i mean it entertains us

[deep jackal]

okay fair

[vapid thistle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/false-tadc-meme-7qPedoUD1UvmJcfjRd

[shut bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/the-amazing-digital-circus-tadc-caine-caine-tadc-glitch-gif-15866454588182970326

[cinder barn]

https://tenor.com/view/openttd-morgan-freeman-true-openttd-true-truth-nuke-openttd-nuke-gif-4239201395319527948

[shy pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-catnerd-nerding-geek-nerd-cat-gif-1515178152135914726

[strange crater]

https://tenor.com/view/cyn-murder-drones-cynessa-md-i-see-you-gif-9436003205802230273

[sharp jacinth]

water

[sharp jacinth]

claude

[restive parcel]

https://youtube.com/shorts/BYIfYCAz7_Q?si=6scAfBsslRSaowQ4

Calling trump at 3 am challenge

[harsh oak]

GLaDOS mentioned holy shidd

[shut bramble]

And me ofcourse 🎪

Augh dangit, pluralkits down here too -caine

[harsh oak]

"What exactly is wrong with being adopted?-- for the record you are adopted and that's terrible, but work with me here"
-GLaDOS

[restive parcel]

"Hello, this is the part where i kill you"
"oh no, the part where he kills us"
Chapter 9: The part where he kills you

[harsh oak]

[Achievement unlocked: the part where he kills you]

[cinder barn]

(you are not canonically, in fact, killed during this part. I'ma say false advertising)

[shy pasture]

Console maker people piss me off so much

OH OH AND FUCKING APPLE

both deserve to be roasted in hell like good bbq

With a nice yummy sauce

bbq... sauce.... nintendo switch... 🤤

[vapid thistle]

would a nintendo switch taste good?

[shy pasture]

Yes, yes it would

[sacred wasp]

Delicious in dungeon

Consuming of consoles

[vapid thistle]

well ngl i wouldnt have to see mario ever again, so ig it would taste good

[strange crater]

just don't eat the cartridges

they don't let us have any fun

[vapid thistle]

im not eating the cartridges, EXCEPT for the mario games

[meager jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/black-cat-dandelion-cat-silly-kitty-she-was-a-fairy-gif-14702056371420778419

[restive parcel]

Yes

[shy pasture]

Biggest mistake of my life

[zinc jungle]

nooooooooooooo

[harsh oak]

Smoky bbq sauce

[unique nexus]

Nintendo switch 🫶

[cinder barn]

Ikea porpoise wen?

[restive parcel]

Hopefully soon

[cinder barn]

My life needs porpoise :3

[restive parcel]

Your porpoise is to idk be gay or something

Collect my blåhaj...

[sacred wasp]

Would it be a school of sharks?

[shy pasture]

its a polycule

multiple sharkies create a polycule

[sacred wasp]

more like a polycute :3

[restive parcel]

Indeed

Transbian polycule of shonks

[sharp jacinth]

none of these words are in the bible. they might be in the book of mormon tho

[shy pasture]

book of moremoan

hahahahha

[sharp jacinth]

haha

[sharp jacinth]

frankly

um

i forgot

[strange crater]

forgot what

[sharp jacinth]

idk

[harsh oak]

My behbi

[sharp jacinth]

ok

[shy pasture]

Waow

[meager jungle]

lebaib fisg
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1485416594388553809/1486839867743797459/Screenshot_20260327_002959_Chrome.gif

ok why is thr gif broeb

and why is my typing bad

so many questions and no answers

fixedb

[meager jungle]

ud know wouldnt u john teacup

[toxic oyster]

[meager jungle]

wait did u make this a sticker for bnb just then 😭

[toxic oyster]

no

this morning

[meager jungle]

most fitting sticker for a train centred addon for a mod

i approve

[toxic oyster]

its my server

its a dictatorship

:)

[shy pasture]

Waow

Hot

[toxic oyster]

im sorry what-

[meager jungle]

-# 😭

[shy pasture]

Heyheyhey let a girl be into 20th century dictators and ship them with each other

It isnt much to ask for..

-# teacup x stalin... waoow

[shy pasture]

Its like a puppy treat lol

[toxic oyster]

not my type sorry bb

[meager jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/788420676847271967/1248260307504332971/image0.gif

[cinder barn]

Oh my god it fell onto the floor

[vapid thistle]

fishbian?

[meager jungle]

mayhaps

fish bacon

[vapid thistle]

yum

[restive parcel]

Holy shit lebsian fibsh

[restive parcel]

Gadaffi x castro is a great yaoi ship but yall not ready for that convo yet

[full orchid]

My Bro is Building a Steam Tractor in His Bedroom
-# This is crazyer than a Scout Building a Nuclear Reactor in his Garage

[shy pasture]

I NEED that convo

[sharp jacinth]

gieltieri x castro better

[strange crater]

yea... u do that

i'm gonna have to decline tho

[vapid thistle]

euwgh

that looks disgusting

[sharp jacinth]

we can still hang out

[primal karma]

oh yeah? what do you do in ur free time? doomscrolling? THATS disgusting. im just taking my weekly flesh bath

[strange crater]

i'm not "hanging" out with him if thats his idea of hanging

[primal karma]

im... im right here why do you refer to me in 3rd person?

[strange crater]

i'm replying to evad

[sharp jacinth]

it seems fun tho

[primal karma]

well yeh but like... makes you feel left out n stuff...

[strange crater]

ok sorry
i'm not hanging out with you

[shut bramble]

Chanied

Its time

[primal karma]

...

what now?

[strange crater]

do you feel less left out?

[sharp jacinth]

to fight

for your right

to

[strange crater]

but

[sharp jacinth]

shit i forgot

[strange crater]

code

[sharp jacinth]

fuck fuck fuck this is so embarrasing

[shut bramble]

Can't a man have a movie marathon with his friends?

[primal karma]

no idea what that is but whatever

[shut bramble]

Friends? A man? A movie marathon?

[primal karma]

no a movie marathon

[woeful smelt]

Binge watching a movie series

[primal karma]

like... you watch 42 movies in one sitting?

[shut bramble]

Where you watch a series of movies from the same franchise in a row

[primal karma]

oh i see

[strange crater]

🤓 actually its a show

[shut bramble]

Who cares /j

[strange crater]

u heard about the potential theater release of the last 2 episodes?

[shut bramble]

WHAT

Anyway

Join :3

[strange crater]

got leaked

i'm mowing the lawn

[shut bramble]

Sure sure

Mowing the lawn on your pc

[sharp jacinth]

bad

[strange crater]

???

the silliest server has officially taken over blåposting

get rekt fools

[shut bramble]

Lmao

[primal karma]

how i genuinely feel reading the replies to my post:

[sharp jacinth]

NO YOU DONT

[primal karma]

awh : (

[vapid thistle]

minecraft.

[primal karma]

oh who cares? point is, thats not disgusting.

[vapid thistle]

well SORRY ig fow huwting uw feewings

[primal karma]

whuh- you didnt... hurt my feelings...? how did that hurt my feelings i mean...

[sharp jacinth]

okay get a room you 2

wait no you have a boyfriend noah

get a room to fight eachother

[primal karma]

hey hes the one hating on flesh baths

[strange crater]

modern eye of sauron

modern eye of sauron meets bad Percy Jackson cyclops cgi

[primal karma]

bad Percy Jackson cyclops cgi meets sentient radar tower

[primal karma]

apparently, deer can only detect lesbians.

[harsh oak]

Holy shit

That's why us straight people can only see in black and white

[shut bramble]

Damn, people can see gays and deers see lesbians

[sharp jacinth]

The Show Must Go On.

(not caine)

[vapid thistle]

-# not even what caine says

[sharp jacinth]

it sounds like it

[meager jungle]

blaha,,,

[vapid thistle]

LNER Class A4 in the background..

[meager jungle]

king looks cooler :3c

[full orchid]

Standard 7 Better

[meager jungle]

not in blue tho,,,

[vapid thistle]

A3 Flying Scotsman better tho

[meager jungle]

ok so were lying now

[vapid thistle]

i would never lie about my shayla

[wooden oar]

that mouse is about to be eaten

[sharp jacinth]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[strange crater]

?

[sharp jacinth]

he let me hold his hand

[strange crater]

who?

[shut bramble]

His bf

Or smth

Crush?

Idfk

[shy pasture]

Gay

Thats very gay

[restive parcel]

Homosexual even

[shy pasture]

ikr

how dare they

-# not let me participate

[sharp jacinth]

my crush!

[sharp jacinth]

3 is too many hands!

[shy pasture]

Thats not what she said

[sharp jacinth]

ok buddy

[shy pasture]

How dare you buddy me

[strange crater]

oh yea, now I remember

[unique nexus]

[vapid thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-gif-12598976956267201998

[primal karma]

uuh… sowwy… you- you cant stowe your things here…

[restive parcel]

Stowage is a word tho

Where do you think stowaway comes from

[shy pasture]

waow https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/stowage

[primal karma]

eh its still funni to me

[gleaming arch]

sprigatito mentioned

[wooden oar]

the stupidest thing is the male character is based on a stupid twitter account who has a myth surrounding him that he stole breast milk once I think

you can trans the homophobic grifter in the dating sim game

[restive parcel]

Why is everything cool always bad

[harsh oak]

Wat the fuuf

[primal karma]

actually a creative idea for once

[primal karma]

what now.

what the actual fuck is that backstory dude? imagine saying ah yeah my character is based off some twitter guy who allegedly stole breast milk.

i swear i need some of the shit they were sniffing while they created this.

[wooden oar]

the twitter guy in question is also a homophobic grifter

[primal karma]

what.

how tf do u make a mc that can be transed but is… homophobic? what the fuck.

[wooden oar]

the mc itself is only based on the looks of that guy I think

[primal karma]

oh i see…

still odd though

[meager jungle]

no normal person could think of this

[smoky rain]

Lizz truss isn't a normal person

Pretty sure she's the record holder for shortest time as prime minister

[sacred wasp]

Got beaten by a lettuce

[primal karma]

lowk gender neutrality makes this phrase hell of a deep question…

[restive parcel]

allegedly they made a tram trans for the day of visibility

i will report if i see that tram

could also just be photoshop

[zinc jungle]

poland be like

[meager jungle]

happy trans visibility day guys

we r visible for one day only

[shy pasture]

After that we become transparent

[restive parcel]

just like mine did a few years ago

[meager jungle]

thats tru

[shy pasture]

Daddy issues

[restive parcel]

no i mean like+

they becamse transparents when my egg cracked

altho tbh i doubt i ever really had an egg