We were able to reproduce the issue with that
#Date Everything!
lyric ravine
You know, I am kinda surprised the concept of a save file isn't a dateable
hearty nacelle
The other backup that I've been using is to turn off automatic cloud backups, if you have NSO so that way you don't accidentally backup a corrupted save file
but it sounds like that may not be needed much longer
stone hemlock
You know, I am kinda surprised the concept of a save file isn't a dateable
If they were, they would have caused two weeks of distress to forty people by now
hearty nacelle
Ok wait a comment on one of cyyu's reels pointed out something I can't believe I missed
So Sophia, Miss "you will follow all my rules, wretch" is like, 6 feet from Parker "I love rules and will follow them no matter what" Bradley
these two need to meet
stone hemlock
Have you met the ||ghost||
hearty nacelle
Ah
hearty nacelle
Ok wait a comment on one of cyyu's reels pointed out something I can't believe I...
and to clarify, i know that there's obviously compatibility issues that could affect this but still, even platonically i think it'd be hilarious
lyric ravine
||when I tried looking for Beau, I used the boxes in the attic and found Lady Memoria instead.||
lyric ravine
||and... Lady Memoria be more like Lady Mommy-ria.||
stone hemlock
She's insanely hot
This game really does help with the fantasy of meeting lots of hot women and getting to flirt with them
stone hemlock
Sorry, that sounded less pathetic and then I typed it
lyric ravine
lyric ravine
What if: Mac reacts to cursed PC builds
lyric ravine
Would they see it the same way we look at body horror like John Carpenter's The Thing?
hearty nacelle
I...honestly just chalked it up to "oh once I talk to amir they'll clean up" that's hilarious
stone hemlock
Nope lolll
hearty nacelle
stone hemlock
This game makes me so gay.
The fact that they specified arms
they knew sapphics would eat this up
lyric ravine
I just wanted to present who the spoiler is about.
Or rather, the item that's also a character
hearty nacelle
Ironing Board spoilers
The third dialogue option is really funny
lyric ravine
||Got my first Realization ending with Holly. Her keeping the skeleton was the best part.||
lyric ravine
"Your argument is invalid, for I have made Loss using your comfort character."
stone hemlock
What's the classiest way of saying "I would still marry her even if she was Loss"
hearty nacelle
X
hearty nacelle
upbeat flint
I found an unlisted dateable ๐
hearty nacelle
i kinda forgot they were an option but they do have a very dateable voice :p
lyric ravine
I've made sweet sweet love with ||the narrator||
||oh yeah. I swear I did hear that was possible.||
stone hemlock
I've made sweet sweet love with ||the narrator||
I laughed so hard when I got that dialogue. The fact that he just goes, ||Dating in LA is awful. This city fucking sucks.|| is so fucking funny
He's not even a character. He's just a fucking guy
hearty nacelle
X
stone hemlock
Lucinda Lavish Spoilers
Having to redo the game is a chore, but she really is my favourite
stone hemlock
Lucinda Lavish spoilers
she is so fucking funny
Lucinda Lavish ||it appears all a woman needs to woo me is big tits and existential dread||
stone hemlock
Wait, I think I fucked her up by being horny. Dammit, can I revert this
Oh
Okay I see what @crystal bay meant. There are ||multiple endings|| for Lucinda Lavish LMFAO. I just got the ||"she has an exestensial crisis" one, but this was fun too.||
crystal bay
wait what did I say I haven't seen the end of her route what's it like what did I do
crystal bay
I'm fine with spoilers lol
stone hemlock
oh, then click I guess
There's [Lucinda Lavish] ||two endings for her. One, she is horny and becomes the rug underneath your bed. Two, she self-examines and realizes who she truly is. Either one can be Realized.||
crystal bay
oh wow. I think I was just extrapolating from what other people said lol. I don't actually have the game, I just watch it when I see people I follow are playing it so there's plenty I'd "miss" without spoilers
Also I genuinely don't remember saying that at all lmao
crystal bay
It's okay we have very similar names
upbeat flint
Go to fucking sleep
stone hemlock
I get stupid when my sleeping meds are kicking in
I keep doing that but Betty keeps waking me up
but also ok
crystal bay
We both have consonants and vowels, it's an easy mistake to make
upbeat flint
Jordan. Put the phone/laptop/etc away and go sleep.
hearty nacelle
There's [Lucinda Lavish] ||two endings for her. One, she is horny and becomes th...
I think there are a few other ending options besides those two
and yeah you kinda have to pick the horny options every now and again, she just straight up won't let you pick the ones where you get her to talk about herself occasionally
but i did get || Lucinda Loving and I'm very happy about it, she finally figured out who she was, plus it was validating that she really didn't like all the horny dialogue in reality ||
hearty nacelle
<@201096040839905280> said it
And all I meant by "we have it rough" is just having to constantly deny the horny allegations :p
stone hemlock
Ah lol
upbeat flint
Interesting that we all ||got different endings. I ended up with Lucinda Limitless||
stone hemlock
Huh
stone hemlock
And all I meant by "we have it rough" is just having to constantly deny the horn...
Well now I can't because I got the horny ending LMAO
To be clear, the horny ending was hilarious
Lucinda: ||Is there anything a woman like me with a face and a body like this can do?
Narrator: quite a bit, actually. Begins to list various jobs||
lyric ravine
I like how there's constant talk of Lucinda, and nothing for the micro transaction guy.
hearty nacelle
I like how there's constant talk of Lucinda, and nothing for the micro transacti...
He's fun enough but he's just not The Best Character in the Whole God Damn Game, y'know
upbeat flint
I fucked him to get ||better rolls on my SPECS gacha||
stone hemlock
I genuinely found him very endearing
hearty nacelle
I fucked him to get ||better rolls on my SPECS gacha||
Wait that's hilarious I love it
stone hemlock
Just asked a group of queer people whether they played this game and enthusiastically talked about fucking the bed
In public
languid shell
Betty is everyones type
upbeat flint
Betty has been a source of (back) support for everyone
stone hemlock
I just love how the bed is a woman who looks soft
That's perfect
Also, I am weirdly into ||Dameon. They're kind of hot.||
I think this is why people want to fuck fictional serial killers
hearty nacelle
I just love how the bed is a woman who looks *soft*
She is the personification of why it is hard to get out of bed in the morning because why would you not want to stay snuggling with her
hearty nacelle
https://www.instagram.com/p/DNf23I3Ir0J/?igsh=bXRmd3NxZ2J4am94
I need her to crack my spine like a glow stick
Instagram
stone hemlock
Same
lyric ravine
She is incredible, ||and seeing her and Abel together is precious.||
stone hemlock
I relate to the guy biting on her muscles
upbeat flint
I relate to the guy biting on her muscles
upbeat flint
My little scrunkly
stone hemlock
Yeah ๐ฅบ
hearty nacelle
She is incredible, ||and seeing her and Abel together is precious.||
If I don't manage to do this I am going to be inconsolable
lyric ravine
If I don't manage to do this I am going to be inconsolable
||The Spruce cowboy and Russian Desk Mommy deserve the best and each other!||
hearty nacelle
|| https://x.com/cozyboki/status/1957343074335821884?t=ZsgmluHs-fPIMIl1RQW_9A&s=19 ||
Oh right I shared this to the official server but for those of you who really like the Breaker Box Bois, our resident yearning AC man, or your computer who loves to interface with you (
) we have some plushies potentially in the works
(Hindsight: I should spoiler this for those who haven't seen what Hector really looks like)
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hearty nacelle
upbeat flint
If Mateo has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Mateo has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Mateo has only one fan then that is me. If Mateo has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Mateo, then I am against the world.
languid shell
You're so valid Will
split tide
"Which one? Left or right?"
Picks both
Geez marion joles. I thought you were somehow joking about this game. This is some very Echii level material here. Wow. Not that I'm complaining! I just thought with all the associated talent involved that they would be more careful about being a part of something this... hungry.
hearty nacelle
This game is really asking me if I want to root for the "Hankees" or the "Socks"
.........Henry you are lucky I'm willing to lie to get good endings.......
one of my least favorite baseball teams or the Team That Shall Not Be Named in the Clut, which I also have a similar disdain for...
stone hemlock
I thought neither mattered
hearty nacelle
i don't know but god i wish there was a fourth option
because i am unfortunately aware of both of these Sports Teams
ok I looked it up because I know how srs bsns Yankees vs. Red Sox is and apparently it changes from trivia and mutual fans to friendly trash talk but lord knows i didn't trust it, I thought one would be a one way ticket to a hate ending
stone hemlock
Visual novels are made from the heart.
[ Willi Work minor spoilers]
stone hemlock
Also -- ghost spoilers, as well as Dameon spoilers.
I think this line awoke something in me.
hearty nacelle
Sophia I don't think this is going to work how you think
stone hemlock
I don't know, I think they're the perfect type of freak for each other
hearty nacelle
maybe
you just can't really tie her up cause, well y'know
stone hemlock
As someone who was into BDSM for a while, just know there are a LOT of ways to nsfw? ||make someone feel submitted and tug that leash without physically restraining them||
lyric ravine
maybe
you just can't really tie her up cause, well y'know
... you could use Ghostbusters equipment
Those lasers they shoot are technically ghost lassos
hearty nacelle
As someone who was into BDSM for a while, just know there are a LOT of ways to n...
This is correct i was just making a surface level observation
stone hemlock
Fair lol
hearty nacelle
(the caption is actually kinda sad to me cause no, he wouldn't, but he would be very sad and that makes me sad)
lyric ravine
Abel looks like he could take quite a few good hits, but never punch back
stone hemlock
I still haven't figured out to finish his quest
stone hemlock
@upbeat flint I WANT TO PUNT LUX INTO THE STRATOSPHERE. THIS IS LIKE MY ANGRY WORD.
[Chance spoilers, I guess]
"DROP SHIPPING" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH
stone hemlock
Like, all of the other characters are insane, but her character is insane and ALSO speaks old-timey
That character should meet the pirate
languid shell
I personally feel the way she speaks is very romantic
stone hemlock
yeah, maybe I am just exasperated, haha. It's funny -- because of the points system, I feel like I mash more than I do in other visual novels. Even though it's fully VAed, I really want to get points so I can ||Realize|| my faves
hearty nacelle
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stone hemlock
Like, all of the other characters are insane, but her character is insane and AL...
I think it's just the poetry that throws me off lol
I like her character now though
stone hemlock
I... want to talk about a line from Sophia's ||realization||, but I genuinely do not know how to because I am pretty sure this violates SOME kind of guideline
hearty nacelle
stone hemlock
Textbox-Chan ||realization||
This game is fucking calling me out
stone hemlock
I beat it
I really enjoyed it
Here are my closing thoughts
It's hard to like a game after it shoots you in the foot, but I still do, despite it all
stone hemlock
Also I cried at the end. The Valdivian storyline ending was ||fucking adorable||
hearty nacelle
https://x.com/zjziopsg/status/1959287339995296049?t=ttgoARxeDOsknX0uGLPKSw&s=19
Beatboxes mournfully
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lyric ravine
Rest is Piss to a real one.๐
split tide
I almost shut my Switch 2 down trying to get out of the intro conversation with him. I just can't when it comes to waste related stuff.
stone hemlock
If you want to get a hate ending with him, it's super easy
You just have to|| fail his rap battle||
All the other characters in the game seem to hate him, so I didn't feel bad about that
split tide
Thank you
stone hemlock
It's extremely easy. You can probably button mash through it and mute the game
hearty nacelle
X
hearty nacelle
X
cyan brook
Clearly, you haven't signed an air fryer
stone hemlock
It's a nice fucking air fryer too
hearty nacelle
https://x.com/benbevoicing/status/1959701787289759762
@upbeat flint !!!
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hearty nacelle
hearty nacelle
hearty nacelle
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hearty nacelle
stone hemlock
https://x.com/DEDousiki/status/1961021687585014027?t=_ThQS_d_Wl6bWk9wECUm9w&s=19...
Their style is so fucking pretty
hearty nacelle
stone hemlock
I just had the most cursed thought imaginable โ imagine having a fling with Telly
stone hemlock
Imagine the RHYMING
NSFW implication||"Wow, hotshot! Your moves are great and your body ain't shitty, but are you ready for THIS little ditty? My body's awaiting to enter โ are you ready to return from sender?"||
Mortifying
hearty nacelle
Tydus Andromache spoilers|| MY WIFE <:react_jomarch:723949724935389185> ||
She's canonically || 7 foot tall at this point ||
good lord
stone hemlock
I admit I was a little smitten when I read that
lyric ravine
hearty nacelle
hearty nacelle
hearty nacelle
https://x.com/rigzypooo/status/1963060860940951699
never did i think the sentence "i am shipping the cardboard box and the dust bunny" needed to be a thing but here we are
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stone hemlock
I remember seeing gay art in the concept art and I was like "wow! Overtly gay character art? That's bold!"
For the fucking polyamory game
hearty nacelle
hearty nacelle
https://x.com/DateEverything/status/1964039352759283937?t=tf2ZCxXMqPPJtBU-B7NzoA&s=19
YAY BUT ALSO LUCINDA!
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stone hemlock
LUCINDA
hearty nacelle
so proud of the wifey Lucinda Laudable
stone hemlock
God, she's so cool
She's the type of woman I'd admire IRL and would talk to casually and sigh remisfully after she left
That is to say she's awesome
hearty nacelle
And in somewhat other good news (kind of) I just saw the writers open a thread in the official server to get feedback on how to make some of the MCs dialogue more representative and a little less...well as Twitter has been calling it, "white millennial woman" so that's a nice sign
stone hemlock
Really? I didn't think it came off as that
if you're asking Twitter for advice, you're already failing
I think the problem with a silent MC is they'll naturally never fit everyone's speaking style
hearty nacelle
I admittedly wasn't thinking from the perspective, but there has been a lot of discussion from POCs, especially black players, who have valid critiques of some of the writing
The big one right now is Curt/Rod, where the MC/game assumes the player has never seen two black friends throwing shade at each other and thinks they aren't getting along
stone hemlock
ahhh
hearty nacelle
But there have been some other points brought up that are similar in nature
Nothing horrendous or awful, but just minor decisions that kinda clash with the idea of inclusivity elsewhere
stone hemlock
Going to be honest -- I thought they genuinely hated each other and it made me so uncomfortable that I skipped their dialogue
I didn't realize it was a black friend thing
so maybe it's good they explain that to the player, because even after they did, I still didn't buy it
IDK man, I do not trust the community to make these calls after they got offended at Keith and the Clock for ||having plot twists that were scary||
I guess the writers will use discretion
hearty nacelle
IDK man, I do *not* trust the community to make these calls after they got offen...
I mean I hate the former for || being an asshole who broke Dorian's heart || so yeah fuck him
stone hemlock
No, they were uncomfortable because it was a ||plot twist and was scary||. I just... there's a lot of kids in that community that are very, VERY stupid.
There was a whole thread about how people were mad about the toilet, and then they were requesting his ending be changed because they, personally, did not like it.
hearty nacelle
Well this is the fandom whose subreddit had...shall we say a stupid controversy about 18+ content and power tripping mods banning waaaay too many people (and then said mods were revealed to be minors???) so yeah
hearty nacelle
r/DateEverythingElse is the true sub btw :p
stone hemlock
I joined the discord to report a bug and it drove me nuts lol. soooo many kids
hearty nacelle
I just hang out in the character threads and share fanart mostly
But to wrap this discussion up, yay DE writers for being open to feedback and for writing an already good game
upbeat flint
I admittedly wasn't thinking from the perspective, but there has been a lot of d...
Oh thank god it wasn't just me who felt that
Like come on game, I'm queer, I know what throwing shade looks like.
stone hemlock
Maybe I am just very stupid
upbeat flint
minors should be punted
Just in general tbh, we could use more exercise in our lives.
stone hemlock
I think for that they will probably just add in another dialogue line so the players can say "oh, you're doing x!"
It's kind of crazy the changes they're willing to make to the game for player comfort, honestly. I respect it
upbeat flint
"Throwing shade, ha nice"
stone hemlock
the amount of branching choices is insane
upbeat flint
I want the MC to be able to immediately recognise it
Because it wasn't hard
To get the pun, I mean
upbeat flint
Yeah I had to pick options I never would've said myself
stone hemlock
they respond with "What, because we pull each other's threads?" and then they kind of go on saying that they're buddies
you could just skip the first text box and it would work
upbeat flint
Oh of fucking course there are full videos
stone hemlock
Yeah I had to pick options I never would've said myself
I think that's partially the nature in a game like this, but... it's good they are listening to feedback.
what
yeah for every character
upbeat flint
Sad
upbeat flint
I think that's *partially* the nature in a game like this, but... it's good they...
Thing is, the game is normally very good about giving you options that would at least align with your normal responses in some way
upbeat flint
That makes moments like this stand out in a very big and negative way
stone hemlock
Not so much for Sophia, though. Where was the pleasured whimper option??? /j
stone hemlock
That makes moments like this stand out in a very big and negative way
true, true
upbeat flint
Not so much for Sophia, though. Where was the *pleasured whimper* option??? /j
Something something just because you're a lesbian
stone hemlock
Look, I'm watching people fuck the dishwasher on youtube now
I have no standards
stone hemlock
ewtjiouitf GHEY
upbeat flint
Told you I'd only use this one against you
stone hemlock
๐ญ
upbeat flint
I didn't forget
hearty nacelle
https://www.reddit.com/r/DateEverythingElse/s/qzVQBHGp5q
.....boxbunny...........muscles.......
hearty nacelle
hearty nacelle
https://x.com/munchiebeanii/status/1964424379691127123?t=JqGRU1WX48vbRX2qyP749w&s=19
One of the other best things about this game is getting to ask a VA "so, what was it like to be told that you were going to voice a text box?"
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stone hemlock
https://www.reddit.com/r/DateEverythingElse/s/qzVQBHGp5q
.....boxbunny............
I left a comment
The arms made me feral
hearty nacelle
I did see that, I made sure I upvoted :p
hearty nacelle
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stone hemlock
This is so goddamn in-depth
It's like a ten minute encounter for something most players will never do. And it has branches
hearty nacelle
X
stone hemlock
LMFAOOOO
hearty nacelle
i got immediately corrected by the harper channel, nothing she ever says is wrong :p
stone hemlock
I admire her self confidence
hearty nacelle
https://www.reddit.com/r/DateEverythingElse/s/H6VFLbRB1H
They're all excellent but especially the Tydus one
stone hemlock
I love these stupid text posts
I'm sure the novelty will eventually wear off but for now it's hilarious
languid shell
The Tydus and Lux ones are perfect 
stone hemlock
hearty nacelle
inside thoughts, Date Everything subreddit, inside thoughts
languid shell
I feel like the entirety of Date Everything is an inside thought turned outside tho
stone hemlock
This is true
"what if I could talk to my chair. What would if say. Would it be good at kissing"
languid shell
"What if I could fuck my bed?
"
stone hemlock
I do think it's funny that Betty is one of the first dateables you're introduced to and also the horniest
languid shell
The writers decided to be horny on main and I respect them for that
stone hemlock
Same
I also appreciate how there's a few fat characters and they're also insanely hot
languid shell
The way everyone across the sexuality spectrum is feral for Abel is really nice
stone hemlock
I'm not. When the game described him as handsome, I was a little offended
"don't tell me who I do or don't think of as handsome!"
languid shell
yes
stone hemlock
I guess I thought he looked goofy lol
languid shell
You're allowed to have your opinion of course
languid shell
75% of the characters in this game looks goofy if you stare at their outfits long enough
stone hemlock
TRUE. I guess I was usually too spellbound by the women to do that
I only noticed Dasha's design being silly because her cabinets were near her boobs
languid shell
I love Winnifred but her skirt is literally a boiler
stone hemlock
Yeah. Once I ||Realized|| her, I was like "aw man, she was cute?!"
Definitely me being shallow
languid shell
lmao
I think Mitchell takes the cake for goofiest outfit though
I don't mean that to be insulting of course
stone hemlock
Ramen hair man
languid shell
I just think the ramen hair and pie blazer are hysterical
stone hemlock
They're so fucking funny
This man is so uppity and toity and he has ramen hair
I think Mac's design and character is one of my favorites, but I also love computers
languid shell
Macs design is cool
stone hemlock
When they said how "sensual my clicking was", I genuinely was a bit flustered
And when they said my folder organization was phenomenal I was legitimately into it
I work really hard on my folder organization
languid shell
Valid
I really love my wife Tydus design
really ties together the wash pods with greco-roman armor elements
stone hemlock
Yeah she's awesome lol. I liked the insane dateables
You know, the ones that were CONVINCED they were some grand adventurer
Beau cracked me the fuck up
Honestly, I was really sad there was no horny Beau ||three way joke with Beau and her alter ego||
languid shell
Me too
stone hemlock
Kanenwmsmynqnd
I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought of that LMAO
Actually, is she supposed to be an ||evil clone or an evil twin?||
I guess that could be why
languid shell
Not sure, but there should have been a horny comment about them regardless imo
hearty nacelle
I do think it's funny that Betty is one of the first dateables you're introduced...
I wouldn't say the horniest, not when Ben-Hwa exists but yeah she's up there
languid shell
at the same time preferably
stone hemlock
I can't even shrvwnnthanrjjs YES YES YOU GET IT
hearty nacelle
at the same time preferably
I think canonically they're already friends (probably with benefits too tbqh) so the odds of this are high
languid shell
hearty nacelle
https://x.com/muffymayhem/status/1965737160969195819?t=vbSA7Ul0HOMj969xDeZjng&s=19
YEEEEES BOX BUNNY
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hearty nacelle
https://www.reddit.com/r/DateEverythingElse/s/oMhIOTYeTI
I like how the first reply gives a nice detailed explanation ending with "you're clear to be horny about it"
lyric ravine
Actually, is she supposed to be an ||evil clone or an evil twin?||
When I got to that part, I couldn't stop thinking about the boss fights in Persona 4.
||characters fighting dark versions of themselves.||
stone hemlock
I like how the first reply gives a nice detailed explanation ending with "you're...
LMAO. I'm as transparent as the tape on Isolde's expertly sculpted thighs
lyric ravine
I think this game made me realize I might have a thing for book based characters, because I really like Lyric in both design and personality, and the book Blade from Xenoblade 2 was one of my favorites
stone hemlock
Dorky nerds are cute
Lyric was so endearing
Apparently, he has the most lines in the game
hearty nacelle
@upbeat flint whenever you have a second, quick question for our rules on spoilers for the Valdivian plotlineโwould you consider any fanart of the employees (Sam, Tom, David, etc) to need spoilers regardless of context?
(I would modmail but I don't think the other mdos would understand the sub rules for this channel as well)
upbeat flint
Err on the side of caution, as long as it doesn't show or allude to/spoils anything it's fine.
hearty nacelle
https://x.com/pygmypearls/status/1965864285504176254?t=PQrsR-85lSRrHPo39j7ezA&s=19
I just wanted to share this fanart cause I thought it was funny
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hearty nacelle
stone hemlock
God dammit
stone hemlock
Oh my god, there's 1,529 E fics in the Date Everything AO3 page
There's 3k+ fics total
Oh hey, unrelated but apparently Allegra voiced Lauren Ipsumm
stone hemlock
I need to support her emotionally
Sorry I scrolled up on this thread to the top. Wow, I was really drunk when I originally played the game.
hearty nacelle
I need to support her emotionally
https://x.com/pygmypearls/status/1961873866583625822?t=EMaWtV009pokOJrnE7LOZw&s=19
speaking of "women who I want to support emotionally" this is my semi frequent reminder that Shelley
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(I never shared this one from pygmy and i have Shelley on the brain atm)
|| https://fxtwitter.com/pygmypearls/status/1964794472514068481?t=LoEA7_mCOArJlEQdpzFYRQ&s=19 ||
Also forgot about this one, it's big ol spoilers for Dolly, Monique and a hidden attic dateable but I must share it regardless for the Women in Suits Agenda
stone hemlock
I watched some of the alternative endings on YouTube. I couldn't even watch the Betty hate ending. It was so fucking uncomfortable
I'm too nice
hearty nacelle
lyric ravine
Still hot
languid shell
More for me and Sundown then 
hearty nacelle
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stone hemlock
You know what the worst part about being in the hospital was? I kept seeing medical devices and going, "oh, Farya would LOVE this. I wish she was my nurse!"
Why did I have that reaction to a fucking incentive spirometer.
This game has ruined my brain
hearty nacelle
https://youtube.com/shorts/ygEjD7mLews?si=iFCce7uUXcjBUT9M
Hello kopi fans, it is your turn
lyric ravine
I wanna try something for fun.
Give me a Dateable, and I'll make a theoretical pokemon team for them.
hearty nacelle
I wanna try something for fun.
Give me a Dateable, and I'll make a theoretical p...
Well let's start with the Best Dateable in the Whole Goddamn Game, how about
You know my girl Lucinda is gonna have that Gold on her
lyric ravine
You know my girl Lucinda is gonna have that Gold on her
How about gold, riches, and DLC Legendaries
hearty nacelle
Yeah Lucy would absolutely have Urshifu for both dlc and power reasons
hearty nacelle
https://x.com/missynyannote/status/1968373284002836495?t=e6_bo-CvaKTh5wnGaJ695g&s=19
reminder that Chairemi is a fun lil pookie and I love her
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stone hemlock
Cheremei is the one character I felt uncomfortable dating because of her name. It kept reminding me that yes, this actor has the same name as the character the entire time
Took me out of it, even if I really liked the character.
It felt harder to draw the line, y'know?
hearty nacelle
yeah i can kinda see it
i didn't really mind but i get it
stone hemlock
I think it's just a me thing
hearty nacelle
https://x.com/bluemuffindraws/status/1968802375604326532?t=XZ_VMcWR8H7SRujetxM59A&s=19
I kinda hate (hah) that I will never hear Owlbert from Honkai Star Rail the same after date everything
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stone hemlock
Is Owlbert sexy
hearty nacelle
No he's just like, the mascot for HSR who hosts the live streams iirc
But he's voiced by Bill so like
I guess he sounds kinda sexy
hearty nacelle
https://www.kkinstagram.com/p/DON8Uz6El9-/?igsh=MWVjMjB0anB3b2Nneg==
https://www.instagram.com/glacier.llane?igsh=YWxsOHN1eTkwejM4
(source, they also have many many other Florence/Celia pieces)
stone hemlock
๐ฅบ
hearty nacelle
Also a fantastic Sophia that might be a smidge too NSFW to share here but you didn't hear that from me
hearty nacelle
https://www.reddit.com/r/DateEverythingElse/s/5zBiIRPy6o
These are all great but special mention to these two
And also the Bobby one but that's in the embed
hearty nacelle
hearty nacelle
"for his own personal reasons"
Ok Robbie 
And Sarah "loves when girls are fans of Lucinda" huh :p
stone hemlock
I'm a girl fan of Lucinda!
hearty nacelle
(Copying this clip from Cookie Run to here because you'll see why if you watch)
hearty nacelle
https://x.com/Kanie_art/status/1974669309172756764?t=c6mqC1xRTuGlTC__nWYEgg&s=19
...damn near choked on some water when I saw this
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Arma Sexy Firefighter Calendar when
hearty nacelle
Also @stone hemlock idk if you saw this already but I want to make sure this art is brought to your attention
pastel jay
Well I got the friendship ending with Tydus
stone hemlock
I believe we're supposed to tag anything relating to ||realization||
Abel's quest suuucks. You have to talk to him as the side table with Ben-hwa twice I believe
lyric ravine
Abel's quest suuucks. You have to talk to him as the side table with Ben-hwa twi...
Really? I don't remember seeing Ben-hwa when I did Abel's story.
pastel jay
Abel's quest suuucks. You have to talk to him as the side table with Ben-hwa twi...
Yeah I had a lot of trouble with that
But I finished and now have ||realized|| Lucinda Lust, Daemon, River, Keith, Abel, and Mitchell
Was going to ||realize|| Shelley but she's needed for Mateo
stone hemlock
Really? I don't remember seeing Ben-hwa when I did Abel's story.
He refers to them, but... maybe it's just because I already had talked to Ben-hwa?
pastel jay
Got a hate ending with ||Hero-Hime|| and I already used that candy
I did want a good ending with her since she's a fun joke ||parodying Sailor Moon||
hearty nacelle
https://x.com/Whentheeveissus/status/1974869716893360613?t=QRW7GWeaZF55ftbUivW1cA&s=19
wow this art is really pretty and there's definitely no hidden details in it
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stone hemlock
I purposely failed his route because 1. I heard Jello Apocalypse wrote him and 2. I hate Jean
hearty nacelle
The fear of having not met him yet, the dread of it all, only to be followed up by nothing but the shame, the anguish of realizing
(unless it was Mate Everything and they were forcing themselves through it which is less funny, which I just noticed it wasn't cause there's one hate ending showing in the original tweet)
pastel jay
Alright ended with 96 ||realized|| Datables (Hoove, Friar Errol, Tina, Nightmare, ||Hero-Hime|| and Jean Loo hate me)
stone hemlock
Nice
hearty nacelle
https://x.com/bluemuffindraws/status/1977081534638440673?t=_T7uFXo_5PaOicXG-B-qWQ&s=19
move it Bobby
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lyric ravine
It should be me right there, not them! It should be me!!
hearty nacelle
It should be me right there, not them! It should be me!!
Get in line!!! same
languid shell
stone hemlock
https://x.com/bluemuffindraws/status/1977081534638440673?t=_T7uFXo_5PaOicXG-B-qW...
fuck. hey. god. wow. fuck
Au contraire -- they should do that and I can watch
(with permission)
(in a respectful way)
hearty nacelle
fuck. hey. god. wow. fuck
lyric ravine
languid shell
hearty nacelle
https://x.com/pygmypearls/status/1977466749487599782
...i hate that Wyndolyn probably would share minion facebook memes
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hearty nacelle
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hearty nacelle
hearty nacelle
https://x.com/pygmypearls/status/1977873808485670980?t=qaib-sXl5RdRJalKyM_umA&s=19
Oh I love this so much
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hearty nacelle
https://x.com/Promptobestboi/status/1977872407567196589?t=LsV4NAAtE4OO410nQY9KTw&s=19
๐ฅบ ๐ฅบ ๐ฅบ ๐ฅบ ๐ฅบ ๐ฅบ ๐ฅบ ๐ฅบ
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hearty nacelle
I love that they gave Betty a baby mobile for her headboard
hearty nacelle
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lyric ravine
hearty nacelle
https://x.com/rigzypooo/status/1980313350753120357?t=NO_9t68yfWaigds7Xv6NNw&s=19
Live footage of Bodhi discovering Ligibitdiqua:
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upbeat flint
Nope, 60
upbeat flint
Sweet
hearty nacelle
hearty nacelle
I love Bobby sm, my criminalfail pookie
stone hemlock
I had to befriend them because they were too good for me
I uh. IDK what that says
but like, they're hot
SO fucking hot oh my god. Their pose with their hands behind their back has me feral
this does it for me in ways you cannot fathom
languid shell
They're so pathetic I love them
stone hemlock
They seem so cool but in like a pathetic way
lyric ravine
They definitely have passion
hearty nacelle
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hearty nacelle
|| https://fxtwitter.com/Slither_Pia/status/1982895216228217076?t=AnLv1z4U7tRT7dJA02VDZQ&s=19 ||
(Gonna put a cautious spoiler on this for Beau and Dollyโthe outfits in the picture aren't directly in the game (and neither is marriage) but they appear to be inspired by some late game spoilers, and the quoted tweet definitely has some in the QRTs)
that said
BEAUUUUUUU
hearty nacelle
jfajlkswrakjlealkd
I keep using this in response but it's a perfect representation of how i feel reading these responses :p
stone hemlock
fjjwajkl
I just. I wish i had a twitter so I could respond. I feel so gay for that
hearty nacelle
https://www.reddit.com/r/DateEverythingElse/s/ZmlLok3z4U
Meanwhile I go to Reddit and see this masterpiece
stone hemlock
I hate how he's kind of pretty and this is what it took for me to realize this
lyric ravine
https://www.reddit.com/r/DateEverythingElse/s/ZmlLok3z4U
Meanwhile I go to Redd...
"Hey, watts up?"
hearty nacelle
"Hey, watts up?"
I think if volt said that Eddie would hurt someone
Probably volt
hearty nacelle
https://x.com/iiishere13/status/1983353183461113901
this one really isn't a spoiler of anything, but be careful reading the other QRTs of the original post
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i just need to keep spreading "dateables in suits" agenda
hearty nacelle
|| https://x.com/Promptobestboi/status/1983311791968137559 ||
@upbeat flint
(wait hang on spoilers for Luna if you haven't done her route, I just saw Mateo and Kirby together and urgently thought you should be aware)
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hearty nacelle
|| https://x.com/Promptobestboi/status/1983311791968137559 ||
<@759966423342252...
https://x.com/scorbunny241/status/1983086843605463096
ok wait here's another that isn't spoliers for anything
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hearty nacelle
https://x.com/rigzypooo/status/1984216457610510378?t=pRvJLL1K_gCJgmymCpmXIQ&s=19
I have never considered this
I love it
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hearty nacelle
hearty nacelle
I didn't see it, I think cause I didn't go for the immediate date dialogue
But yeah big ol mood Skylar
stone hemlock
Granted, her insecurity is because of a silly fantasy thing
hearty nacelle
https://x.com/rigzypooo/status/1984216457610510378?t=pRvJLL1K_gCJgmymCpmXIQ&s=19...
Someone in the DE server called this ship Interface Screw and can I just say I love this fandom
Few things make me as happy as a fandom that gets creative with their ship names
Screw this "two names smashed together" gimme "Bumblebee" "Baked Alaska" "Nuts and Dolts" and stuff like that every day
stone hemlock
THIS LINE AT THE BEGINNING GETS YOU A DATE?!
https://www.reddit.com/r/DateEverythingElse/comments/1oorjkp/hot_damn_wasnt_expecting_that/
hearty nacelle
upbeat flint
Huh, I came across something interesting. I got a love ending with someone twice, and it definitely doesn't seem intentional
||First with Clarence and later with Dirk. It was like Clarence didn't remember our ending, despite it showing up in the little blurb-log-thingy||
upbeat flint
At least I got the better version now
||Dirk is a hot mess and he can make me worse||
languid shell
That's how i feel about ||Harper|| ๐ฉ
stone hemlock
I was vulnerable and made a big 'ol writeup about content warnings: https://www.reddit.com/r/DateEverythingElse/comments/1oun101/a_writers_observations_of_the_content_warning/
hearty nacelle
OMG y'all there's a celebrity at my parent's place
stone hemlock
I wish you could hear the laugh I just let out
hearty nacelle
I was just about to sit down, moved the pillow that was on it and was like wait a sec this upholstery looks familiar
It's also funny because I've been using this as my default chair this weekend
hearty nacelle
https://www.kkinstagram.com/p/DRsZzFAj9wx/?igsh=aDdtY3Q4enlwaWpo
pookie :)
(source: https://www.instagram.com/delisamples?igsh=MThzanMxaG5mNDFsdA==)
hearty nacelle
hearty nacelle
|| https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/1998021619915378862 ||
As a precaution I'm going to spoiler this because it does still technically spoil the "twist" of xXxShadowLord420xXx
stone hemlock
Oh my god lol these are phenomenal
hearty nacelle
I don't like how just gender swapping || skips || is enough to make me like them more
it's the Twilight Tumblr post again
stone hemlock
The name pun is so good though
This one?
I didn't get it until "muscular and athletic native American werewolf girl"
I get it now
languid shell
hearty nacelle
This one?
Yeeeeeep
it doesn't completely redeem Twilight for me but it certainly makes it more understandable
hearty nacelle
I didn't get it until "muscular and athletic native American werewolf girl"
I unfortunately did not make it that far because i am team Femme-ward in this example
hearty nacelle
https://x.com/i/status/1998097916855263409
THAT'S MY WIFE ON THE LEFT ISN'T IT
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I know youtooz gets a lot of crap but I DON'T CARE THAT'S A BETTY AND SKYLAR PLUSHIE I WANT
also lol that's definitely a hector behind them too
also also I really wanna see lil Dorian's face i bet he's gonna be so angy
just " >:l "
If they make more of these i will commit crimes for a Bobby or Mateo
stone hemlock
OH MY GOD THEY MADE AN AIR CONDITIONER PLUSH LMFAO
hearty nacelle
https://fxtwitter.com/joydoesathing/status/1994509067713425594?t=yxlfOmt3DDPAs--KySoBLw&s=19
How in the hell did I forget to share this here
stone hemlock
Uh. Um. Uh. Wow
stone hemlock
I suddenly understand why people find Dorian sexy
hearty nacelle
plus you know she's gonna have a lower pitched British accent like Dorian too ๐ซ
upbeat flint
stone hemlock
Bsjgjsnnrbrsasn&n@
stone hemlock
plus you know she's gonna have a lower pitched British accent like Dorian too ๐ซ
Oh heavens
stone hemlock
I didn't even say it!!
stone hemlock
You know what. That's fair.
lyric ravine
I suddenly understand why people find Dorian sexy
It's that post about the genderswap Twilight all over again.
stone hemlock
You misunderstand โ I just have lesbian blinders on at all times. I could be presented with the sexiest hunk ever and not understand why he was hot
Actually I guess that proved your point
hearty nacelle
also the plushies went on sale this afternoon for everyone else who may want a Betty of their own
stone hemlock
LMAO they all took photos in front of their things (except for Christian)
hearty nacelle
...i didn't even notice 
hearty nacelle
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSTa21ekUI3/?igsh=bHVuYWFwY2hkMjNr
this is so Lucinda
Instagram
hearty nacelle
Ok we have it fixed for Betty Spoilers this time but apparently there's a live tiktok going on rn and they're doing the thing
hearty nacelle
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hearty nacelle
https://x.com/i/status/2003858207924482268
Toaster art!
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hearty nacelle
|| https://x.com/i/status/2004113512109691031 ||
Spoilers because it alludes to something that is a generally large spoiler but Mac ๐ฅบ
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hearty nacelle
I love tydus slicing the old balloon
And also chairemi's expression
languid shell
Am I blind or is Ben-Hwa not there?
hearty nacelle
They might not have been, not every dateable has been in every promo illustration
languid shell
Fair
hearty nacelle
yaaaaaaay c2e2 invited Sarah Natochenny this year I'll get to meet the best character in the whole goddamn game!!
languid shell
hearty nacelle
idk if Twitter is just broken as usual but I find it hilarious that there's 180+ quote tweets but none are loading, so i choose to imagine that there are 180+ incredibly thirsty private tweets (ok yeah it was just broken but still)
https://x.com/i/status/2011196266504491279
Ok wait we're asking the real questions here
stone hemlock
oh my god
hearty nacelle
are they all just Betty but acting like someone else? Are they the original dateable but acting more like Betty?
The world may never know
hearty nacelle
oh whoops, short circuited Jordan.exe
stone hemlock
MY BRAIN STARTED THINKING OF TWO BETTYS AND WHAT THEY'D GET UP TO AND UH
UM
I need to get laid, goodness
hearty nacelle
I still have no idea if I'd actually want this either
The pillow, to be clear
Multiple Bettys, that's a given
stone hemlock
Yeah, I do not want an actual daki. I'm horny, but not like, that variety of horny
lyric ravine
multiple Bettys
Many Betty
upbeat flint
Holy shit Jordan actually has limits
And boundaries
Despite this being about milfs
Character development??
stone hemlock
WIOjrfkal;eadjwlkdj W WHAT
I don't want a goddamn daki, Will
Also, Betty isn't a milf. She's not a mother, she's just dominant
upbeat flint
Milf is an archetype
stone hemlock
I'm specific
Also, there was no scenario in which I got a Manuela/Boss/whoever MILF, so...
Daki. I meant "daki" and I typed "MILF"
stone hemlock
now I'm going to get an older, dominant partner out of spite. Just you wait
stone hemlock
exclusively that
hearty nacelle
there are several things to highlight here
|| https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTeF7h6kaAj/?igsh=c25ieWFjN3hoYmx5 ||
spoilers for references to the major endgame spoiler of DE
so this means we now have two confirmed Sophia fans on the staff
Instagram
hearty nacelle
he do be spitting facts tho
I knew Robbie had previously answered Sophia to this but I didn't know Alejandro would also
which in hindsight, makes a degree of sense
stone hemlock
Why would they design characters that they personally find attractive? Huh. Weird.
Anyway, please look at my character, Kamea. She's six feet four and dominant and has big boobies and muscles
stone hemlock
there are several things to highlight here
Oh my god I need her.
As a character, not as a pillow.
3 am back rubs sound incredible
hearty nacelle
also I'm just imagining the "Betty's got you" coming from her and ๐ซ
stone hemlock
Same...
hearty nacelle
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hearty nacelle
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hearty nacelle
i love the fact that the rejection candies work so well with swapped Keith
she's just an innocent granny giving you candy, nothing more :)
hearty nacelle
lyric ravine
https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2016226720592826563
Pinnacle of "I didn't think I'd get this far."
rare wasp
I need one with Dunk, Abel, Sophia, and/or Tydus
stone hemlock
I want you all to know that I explained to a group of very prominent VN game developers that Date Everything wasn't a parody and was instead a genuine game. They said I was taken in by it, and my defense was that I wanted to fuck the bed.
I realized how that sounded, so I was going to show them art of the bed and then gave up.
I just want you all to know that this happened.
upbeat flint
Why can't it be both
stone hemlock
It's both lol
upbeat flint
It's clearly playing with the trope but it also plays it straight/gay
stone hemlock
I'm joking because they're my friends and they were teasing me, but I just thought you guys would get a kick out of me telling people "I want to fuck the bed" like that's any sort of actual defense
upbeat flint
It sounded to me like they have a dislike for the game and were judging you for liking it, with the way you wrote it
stone hemlock
It was that a bit
But also I wanted to brag about how I said "I want to fuck the bed"
VN devs are a bit burned by novelty VNs, or those with the appearance of them
crystal bay
I don't fully understand how that's a brag, you've made that very clear to us
stone hemlock
I.... Hm
crystal bay
I'm not even entirely joking. I don't know how your relationship to the people you were talking to is, but "I want to fuck the bed" seems like standard issue Jordan to me lol
stone hemlock
I think I'm just very unhinged in this discord compared to other discords lmao
languid shell
It's okay, this is a freaky safe space
upbeat flint
Yeah that's just standard Jordan-speak
rare wasp
I want you all to know that I explained to a group of very prominent VN game dev...
Betty's so cozy I love her ๐ฉท๐ฉท๐ฉท๐ฉท
stone hemlock
I want to fuck the bed
languid shell
We all do
hearty nacelle
wahoo!!
it was fun being behind like, 3-4 families all getting Ash Ketchum prints and then walking up with Lucinda
hearty nacelle
