#process Salesforce reject they freezed

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past pewter
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Salesforce has enacted a hiring freeze. But from what I have noticed generally u need a referral to get an interview at that company.

midnight cipher
past pewter
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fuck salesforce tho, i'd rather go bananazon than them

hazy remnant
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idk about that one

strong raven
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salesforce is way better than amazon

past pewter
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Depends on your criteria. If you value WLB over everything then yes, you are correct. But Amazon will provide more opportunities to learn and grow as a SWE.

crude fiber
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I'd rather work for Salesforce because of the WLB, fuck Amazon

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JK, Amazon is also good depending on team

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I'm definitely prioritizing Amazon for my 2023 grad search tbh

hazy remnant
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sf pays more and better wlb

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lol

past pewter
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Amazon has greater growth potential as a company than SF. Amazon is pumping out new products all the time. The opportunity to take more responsibility and create an impact is large at Amazon and you can move up the career ladder faster at Amazon compared to SF. If you want to grow and be a better SWE, go to Amazon, if you prefer to go on picnics every weekend and prefer an extra $10k/yr for the first two years at the cost of career growth and long term earning potential, by all means, go to SF.

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Also, SF is the one enacting hiring freezes, not Bananazon.

crude fiber
past pewter
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And that's totally fine

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We prioritize two entirely different things

crude fiber
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True

hazy remnant
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that's cuz most companies stopped hiring

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but amazon has to hire to replace leaving talent

crude fiber
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Salesforce hires most new grads from their internship program, so Amazon is a more attainable goal for new grad

hazy remnant
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ya ig

past pewter
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SF 2021 revenue was $26B compared Amazon 2021 revenue of $450B

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Amazon has an insane cash flow and is the last company to ever enact a hiring freeze/layoffs

hazy remnant
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amaozn is ez

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get ratiod

past pewter
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Your logic and intelligence clearly reflect how far you will make as a software engineer @hazy remnant

strong raven
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sf includes stuff like tableau and slack so it’s better than bananazon

hazy remnant
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like obviousl im more intelligent than u 🎿

past pewter
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Lmao this dude. I constructively told you how Amazon is a better company to work for as a SWE and your response was "ratio'd" KEKW

past pewter
past pewter
hazy remnant
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cry more

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amazon gave me an offer with basically no interviw

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i do not respect them

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interviwe was 15 minutes 🤣

past pewter
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if ur respect for a company is directly proportional to how easily they can give u an interview instead of of how their business is performing in the current economy is yet again a reflection of how far you will make as a swe

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people like you sign an offer with coinbase and then cry on linkedin when ur offer gets rescinded

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because ya'll want "prestige"

strong raven
strong raven
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Clearly how much you get worked up by what people say is a reflection of how far you’ll get as a swe (goes for any job)

past pewter
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Go sign your Coinbase offer

strong raven
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you’re the one who judges ppl by their swe ability, clearly you take what ppl say here to heart too much

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Good quality to have

past pewter
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You still haven't proved how SF is a better business

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Don't change the topic

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Go run after your prestige

strong raven
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@hazy remnant we got this guy worked up in a sweat fr 🤣

past pewter
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Inb4 u make ur LinkedIn post for SF rescinding ur offer 💀💀💀

strong raven
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@strong raven check this out

hazy remnant
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lol idc

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good vitenam shirts got ratiod

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goofy arse

strong raven
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😜

hazy remnant
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😭

strong raven
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the guys definitely a part of the vietcong

hazy remnant
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😭

strong raven
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they’re both good companies lmao

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it’s personal preference

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@strong raven ayo read from top, this guy is malding

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product over TC or vice versa

hazy remnant
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offers over everything

strong raven
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yep

hazy remnant
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i ratiod the guy wiht the power of my 200 offers

strong raven
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@past pewter where you interning?

hazy remnant
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penis

past pewter
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@strong raven LinkedIn

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I don't care?

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Still doesn't change

strong raven
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good

past pewter
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That

strong raven
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Good

hazy remnant
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he got me there ngl

past pewter
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Amazon is a better business than SF

hollow bolt
hazy remnant
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linkedin is the only offer that has evaded me

strong raven
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false

hazy remnant
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i got ratiod

past pewter
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Summer

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June 13

strong raven
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Good for you

past pewter
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New York

hollow bolt
hazy remnant
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reneged google for linkedin, and then got rjected sadge

strong raven
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whosethe guy

strong raven
hazy remnant
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hopefullly i get linkedin offer soon

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if they ever release fall

strong raven
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yeah idk

hazy remnant
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my recurite said last week

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but they lied

strong raven
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codeshop

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lol

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copeshop

strong raven
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so jane street is garbage

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id rather work at amazon

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cuz they make 450 billion

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so theyre 281 times better

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good mental math

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thanks

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I took math 4802

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you should take it

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1 class

past pewter
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JS isn't a product company

strong raven
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you didn’t take it

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its more than I needed

past pewter
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JS does trading

strong raven
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sure

strong raven
strong raven
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i thought they did garbage collection

strong raven
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just jane

hazy remnant
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linkedin created 0 $ of revenue

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whats ur point

past pewter
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JS does trading and doesn't make SaaS

hazy remnant
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its still better than amazon

strong raven
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my left ball produced $0 of revenue

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i should cut it off

hazy remnant
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yes

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pls

strong raven
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jane street is better

hazy remnant
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otherwise ur doomed as a swe

strong raven
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sf is better

past pewter
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Good argument guys

hazy remnant
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with that line of thought

strong raven
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amazon is lame

hazy remnant
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i can tell ur intelligence is low

past pewter
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LMAO

strong raven
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Yeah

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vietnam really just has the worst takes imaginable

past pewter
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Lmk when y'all make ur rescinding posts on LinkedIn

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Send it to me

strong raven
past pewter
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I'll like it :)

strong raven
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For sure

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Ily

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😘

hazy remnant
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i cant get rescinded when I have 30 offers?

strong raven
strong raven
hazy remnant
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i sign all my offers too

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so get fucked

strong raven
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it gives him 1$ bonus salary in his dream

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id rather get rescinded by salesforce than work at amazon

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Same

past pewter
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lmao have fun with that $0/hr TC

strong raven
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I’d rather work for Ncr

past pewter
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Y'all should

strong raven
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NCR makes better

past pewter
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Tattoo

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Prestige on ur bodies

hazy remnant
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well tbh

strong raven
strong raven
hazy remnant
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i dont even need a job, my parents are filthy rich

past pewter
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I'm white

strong raven
hazy remnant
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i just do swe for fun

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so who cares

strong raven
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their recruiting team is pretty close w salesforce but it’s not the same

hazy remnant
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if i get rescinded

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im rich as balls

strong raven
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It’s too good

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NCR > amazon

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and their stock is down 1.21% today

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period point blank

past pewter
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Still can't prove how SF is better than Amazon

strong raven
past pewter
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All you guys told me that

strong raven
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you didn’t prove anything either

strong raven
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you just showed how salesforce is worse for rescinding

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I cant think of any reason to take amazon

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and hiring freeze

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amazon makes you a far better swe apparently

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salesforce only prioritizes picnics

hazy remnant
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salesforce is a business facing product

past pewter
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SF better location???

strong raven
past pewter
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Have u seen Amazon locations?

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Bro I can't u take u seriously

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Lmao

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Y'all have

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Fun with ur prestige

strong raven
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my manager literally told me he doesnt care when i show up or how long I work as long as i get my work done on time

hazy remnant
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my brother works at amazon

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he avgs 80 hrs a week

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no troll

strong raven
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its so much more fun this way

strong raven
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than having to worry about my hours and shit

past pewter
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Hmu when u want referrals because ur company rescinded u

strong raven
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make 100k per hour

past pewter
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:*

strong raven
past pewter
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:)

strong raven
hazy remnant
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ur fat irl

strong raven
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virginia sucks

hazy remnant
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im allergic to fat ppl

past pewter
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lmao

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Later skaters

strong raven
hazy remnant
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my ratio power goes up vs fat ppl

strong raven
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salesforce got that massive ass building

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YEP

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amazon just has warehouses where you gotta pee in a bottle

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Salesforce tower is beautiful

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have you see it

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yeah I drove through sf earlier in the summer

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nah cause you busy simpung for zon

hazy remnant
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and amazon actually rented out 20% of their warehouses due to excess space and less business demand over past 3 months

strong raven
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didnt believe salesforce owned that whole thing

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its so big

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yeah they do

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it’s huge

past pewter
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Amazon is still a better business over SF you guys just can't disprove that

strong raven
past pewter
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Try as hard as u want

strong raven
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because of twitch?

past pewter
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Spam as hard as u want

strong raven
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bros malding so hard

past pewter
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Bro

strong raven
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Salesforce is number 1 crm

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what is amazon

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number 1 loser

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vietnam are you interning at amazon or something?

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linkedin

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like why tf are you simping for such a shit company

past pewter
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I told u I'm at LinkedIn

strong raven
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although linkedin is better than both

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its the worst faang

past pewter
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Amazon is a better company than SF

strong raven
past pewter
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Better business

strong raven
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amazon < coinbase

past pewter
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Go spam ur prestige

hazy remnant
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no one cares about prestige

past pewter
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Clearly u do

hazy remnant
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what

strong raven
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no one cares

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we don’t

hazy remnant
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i just dont want to work 80 hrs a week

strong raven
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you care too much

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about amazon

strong raven
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whats this guy smoking

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yeah it does

past pewter
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Nah nah

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Go spam ur prestige

strong raven
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coinbase is better

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please give me some of whatever youve been smoking

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@strong raven is levels broken

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is it loading for you

hazy remnant
past pewter
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Just saying dm me when u want referrals because ur company enacted hiring freezes and rescinded ur L3 offer

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♥️

hazy remnant
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i mean woudlnt linkedin do the same...

past pewter
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I have a Fall offer :)

strong raven
hazy remnant
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not me

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lol

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i would never work at amazon

past pewter
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No one asked

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Rip bozo

hazy remnant
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so what if u have a fall offer

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i have 10 fall offers!

past pewter
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No one asked

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Rip bozo

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💀

hazy remnant
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i dont

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i have 0 fall offers

past pewter
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No one asked

strong raven
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@strong raven i it’s working

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yeah mines back up now

strong raven
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good vietnam coinbase is better and funner and cooler

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i dont make the rules

hazy remnant
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what if ur fall offer gets resvinded

strong raven
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it’s not about prestige

strong raven
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won’t lie about that

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@midnight cipher the word is froze not freezed

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but coinbase is just better

strong raven
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Oh tru

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this guy pulls the rank of linkedin down

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MY BAD

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unless hes lying

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which he probably is tbh

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he’s not

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how do you know

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i can sense the truth

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he’s just naive

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would linkedin really hire this dude

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sure

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maybe he’s some web dev wizard

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can pull a react component out of no where in seconds

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like @pastel valve

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rfce

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bagged trees

hazy remnant
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bro why would they hire him...and not me... i luh linkedin

strong raven
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he doesn’t know what that is

hazy remnant
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i have greatest linkeidn profile in the country

strong raven
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@past pewter what’s a boosted tree

hazy remnant
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and they reject

strong raven
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tell me

hazy remnant
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wtf

strong raven
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i’ll judge your swe ability by that

strong raven
hazy remnant
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my linkeidn

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is perfect

strong raven
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be better

hazy remnant
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...

pastel valve
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be better

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…

hazy remnant
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HOW!

strong raven
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...

hazy remnant
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??

pastel valve
hazy remnant
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i got em bro

strong raven
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its cuz youre at nvidia

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garbage company

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charges way too much for gpu

pastel valve
strong raven
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thats linkedin-worthy

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nvidia > linkedin

hazy remnant
strong raven
hazy remnant
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they are cheap for me

strong raven
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Yes

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linkedin provides a good service

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i’d take nvidia

hazy remnant
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ya i luh linkedin

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im working therenext spring

strong raven
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nvidia makes killer gpu

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@strong raven saw

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Linkedin Ml is nice tho

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they do bagged trees

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MI

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L

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@pastel valve

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@strong raven

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@strong raven @strong raven

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klyff has 2 accts

hazy remnant
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tf is a bagged tree lol

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so when do i learn to actually code

strong raven
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You have kids

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essentially

hazy remnant
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im week 3 of my internship tomorrow

strong raven
hazy remnant
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and havent coded at all

strong raven
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bruh

hazy remnant
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im a leetcode gorilla

strong raven
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where

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nvidia?

hazy remnant
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never done a real coding

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nvidia

strong raven
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bruh

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what you do then

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nvidia is hardware company

pastel valve
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@strong raven

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@strong raven

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@strong raven

strong raven
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you should go to software company

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like saleforce

hazy remnant
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1 week wasted cuz some sytem setup errors, and no one knew how to fix

strong raven
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same

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didn’t get access to db

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why are your companies fucking up so much

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theyre paying you for this shit

midnight cipher
strong raven
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idk security access is stupid but other than that it’s smooth

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they should have this stuff figured out before you start lol

pastel valve
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@midnight cipher

strong raven
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true

pastel valve
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KAWHAI LEONARD

hazy remnant
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guys

strong raven
pastel valve
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KAWHAI LEONARDO

strong raven
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or are you using sqlalchemy

strong raven
hazy remnant
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can u review my linkedin profile and give suggetoin

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tryna get better!

strong raven
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it’s sql

strong raven
strong raven
hazy remnant
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mongo is for bots

strong raven
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better picture

hazy remnant
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i ghosted their interview

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lol

crimson topaz
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Why did I just get pinged here?

strong raven
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@midnight cipher pinged you

crimson topaz
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How long would it take to get sick if I ate spoiled food?

strong raven
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he wanted your opinion

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24-48 hours

hazy remnant
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youlle just die

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laced coke

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is better

strong raven
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thats just cringe

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VIETNAM LEFT

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bruh

night sky
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ayo

strong raven
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bring himback

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YO

crimson topaz
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Our fridge has been 55 degrees all week and I thought I was just crazy so I ate from it anyway until my roommate noticed it too and put a meat thermometer into it.

hazy remnant
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wdym left

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@past pewter

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hes here...

crimson topaz
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But I haven’t eaten from it since Friday morning.

hazy remnant
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the prestige protector

crimson topaz
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So does that mean I’m safe?

hazy remnant
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goofy arse

strong raven
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im allowed to

crimson topaz
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This is what you get for pinging me.

strong raven
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bigballerboy

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hows jake doing

pastel valve
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@crimson topaz

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@crimson topaz

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@crimson topaz

strong raven
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is his full name Jacob

crimson topaz
night sky
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next time get a fever to compensate for the additional bacteria on your food

strong raven
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or is he always a jake

pastel valve
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@crimson topaz

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yo

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@crimson topaz

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Yo

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@crimson topaz

crimson topaz
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@pastel valve Hi.

pastel valve
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Yo

night sky
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big brained strat

strong raven
night sky
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just jake

crimson topaz
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And the food was in there for quite some time so even if we add ice now, it’s probably too late to save it.

strong raven
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itll cool down the food in your stomach

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down to fridge temperature

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take phys 2111 or whatever

crimson topaz
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We’re going to demand compensation for the food we have to throw out now because their maintenance staff ignored us for several days.

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We just got HelloFresh too and we had $77 of their food in there.

strong raven
crimson topaz
strong raven
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well depends how good they are

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but theyll probably ignore you

strong raven
strong raven
strong raven
strong raven
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yeah

crimson topaz
strong raven
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no i mean code

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bruh

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yeah I did

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good

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no

crimson topaz
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It’s all Python.

strong raven
crimson topaz
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I thought it would be C++.

strong raven
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but its actually fortran

crimson topaz
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I was wrong.

strong raven
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hows the Inc. part of your company name

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bro put punctuation there too

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bring your dog to california

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youve been typing for a while

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@pastel valve wazowski this

crimson topaz
strong raven
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bruh what

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bolt?

crimson topaz
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No.

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Bolt is still a puppy.

strong raven
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how many do you have

crimson topaz
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Bolt can’t die.

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Two now.

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😭

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It was so sad though.

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I had a meeting with my boss’s boss and I was crying in my office before it and I had to stop myself and try to pretend like everything was okay because I assume if they realized I was sad then they would fire me.

strong raven
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was it just old

crimson topaz
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Yeah, she was 15.

strong raven
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damn

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bolt

hazy remnant
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o did ur dog actually die

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mb

strong raven
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bruh

hazy remnant
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i thot u wre trolling

strong raven
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this guy

hazy remnant
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joofy arse

crimson topaz
strong raven
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youre so joofy

crimson topaz
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😭

strong raven
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bruh

strong raven
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No doubt in my mind

strong raven
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Otherwise karma gonna kill titan

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And that’s gonna make me sad

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Titan is the best dog

strong raven
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yo

crude fiber
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ye

strong raven
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what questions did they ask u guys

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im dying to know what the process is like

crude fiber
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But I'd say look through Glassdoor interviews section

strong raven
strong raven
strong raven
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“No doubt in my mind”
Gets it wrong

“No doubt in my mind” again
We know whats gonna happen

crude fiber
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This is a Salesforce reject thread, how did sports come in here KEKW

strong raven
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Warriors in 6️⃣

strong raven
hazy remnant
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im gonna bomb @strong raven house

strong raven
burnt bluff
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dang how did this thread turn into basketball bruh

midnight cipher
strong raven
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That gary payton foul call