gg to ur DMs

[small hedge]

I’m just tryna simp Microsoft y’all

[cunning trellis]

"hey i saw you applied for a boyfriend in process , sorry it didn't work out aha ha maybe we should get to know each other better "

"(i have hrt offer btw)"

[small hedge]

damn nice trolling

[next beacon]

Put your best offer in your tinder bio

[small hedge]

I got out of a relationship with Amazon. Simping didn’t work out on the final interview

[cunning trellis]

yeah it was tough, it was between hrt and jane cause i rejected stripe since they couldn't match

[small hedge]

Damnn

You swiped right for HRT ;))

[stiff mural]

@cunning trellis thank you for saving my dog from my burning house and airlifting it to the hospital in your private jet

[solar elm]

Jasmine would be so disappointed

[cunning trellis]

im sayin it as a meme LMAOOO

[cunning trellis]

also shes canceled no more

onto the next

[solar elm]

It’s cuddle season soon

[cunning trellis]

yeee come thru ?

[cunning trellis]

ofc bro, lmk whenever u wanna drop the lambo back off

[solar elm]

Send addy bby

[cunning trellis]

[paper timber]

thank you for paying my rent and getting me a tesla for my birthday. you are amazing