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Simping for Bloomberg? 👀

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Charles Schwab rejected me lmaoo

And I'll simp for them doubt I'll pass the phone LOL

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Wait what

You emailed and they said no?

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You will

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I got a rejection letter

I saw she looked at my email

never replied LOL

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LMAO she’s like nah

But that’s so weird

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Yeah she's like he worked at Deloitte probably got some major mental issues

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My resume is so much weaker than yours

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SChwab probably doesn't sponsor tbh

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Honestly wouldn’t be surprised if they thought you were too strong

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that's pain

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The roast never stops

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Yeah this too

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it be like that sometimes

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You got Bloomberg so it’s all good

Just gotta ace some interviews