#!process optiver swe intern r2 (any info

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cursive quail
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@barren spire @signal loom @pliant schooner

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woah

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another ayman clone

pliant schooner
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Hello

cursive quail
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hi

pliant schooner
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Which role are you doing at optiver

signal loom
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Top of da morning good chap

pliant schooner
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I only did r1

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Interview with an engineer

cursive quail
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damn u got r1

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british ayman mogs

pliant schooner
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And it was FPGA, not SWE

cursive quail
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still tuff af

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fpga might be more tuff ngl

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never heard anyone in ts proc

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are u a ee major

pliant schooner
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I mean if I can do JS, Ofc im doing optiver

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Yes I am EE

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Quite glad I’m EE

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j*b market is way less cooked

signal loom
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British ayman mogs reg ayman

cursive quail
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or in the netherlands or whetever

pliant schooner
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Both NL

barren spire
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wtf

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british ayman is orz

pliant schooner
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I can’t apply to US I think

barren spire
pliant schooner
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orz?

barren spire
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doing our name proud

cursive quail
barren spire
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orz = orz

cursive quail
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its american for aura

barren spire
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look at the characters

pliant schooner
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ah

barren spire
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next to each other

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a guy bowing

pliant schooner
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ooh

barren spire
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but it also means aura

pliant schooner
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Neat

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Y’all Americans way ahead of us lol

signal loom
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How do i get procs man

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Fuckkkk

barren spire
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me too

cursive quail
pliant schooner
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these abbreviations need explanation

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Proc?

cursive quail
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ong gng

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sdiybt

pliant schooner
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Processes?

barren spire
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proc = process

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process = interview process

pliant schooner
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Lowkey I only got to JS and optiver cause of my current internship

cursive quail
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whats ur curr

pliant schooner
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Got rejected for the past two/three years before that

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Arm

barren spire
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wtf

signal loom
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Yooo

barren spire
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arm is my dream

cursive quail
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orz

pliant schooner
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Lmk if you want referral

signal loom
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Mememe

barren spire
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can you refer us

pliant schooner
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Bit too late for intern though

barren spire
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like united stats

signal loom
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No only mr

barren spire
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states

pliant schooner
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Yeah

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I can refer anywhere

cursive quail
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damn wtf arm pay in the uk is 100k less then austin

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i tohught the uk was expensive

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likke the spud bros potatos are 20 quid

pliant schooner
cursive quail
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79

pliant schooner
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USD?

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Lemme convert

cursive quail
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ye

prisma oasis
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@a

signal loom
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Isnt uk poor outside of london

barren spire
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hi

prisma oasis
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@unreal anchor

pliant schooner
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Yeah sounds about right

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That’s very high for a grad

signal loom
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I just want 300k new grad

pliant schooner
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It’s not quant level or FAANG level

signal loom
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Is thag too much to ask

cursive quail
pliant schooner
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But it’s up there

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UK pays fuck all

cursive quail
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oh makes sense

prisma oasis
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Lol

barren spire
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when does arm start intern

pliant schooner
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Fuck all = nothing

cursive quail
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oh ok

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i was about to ask

pliant schooner
signal loom
prisma oasis
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“Only”

barren spire
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they open for next yr

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?

prisma oasis
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Sybau

cursive quail
barren spire
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or do you mean like the regular internship

pliant schooner
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Ah they open in October in the UK but idk about USA

barren spire
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i’ll take a fall arm

signal loom
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They can spare 300k

barren spire
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or spring

signal loom
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Skim off the top

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Rounding error

barren spire
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does arm even do off season

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they probably do

pliant schooner
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Are you tryna co-op or what?

barren spire
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yeah

cursive quail
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u want another offseason?

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holy greed

pliant schooner
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They have a 6 month in the UK

signal loom
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Wait do they actually

barren spire
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hm

signal loom
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Refer me

pliant schooner
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For our Waterloo-equivalent

signal loom
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Please

barren spire
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ok i’ll email arm

cursive quail
pliant schooner
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Low likelihood unless you cracked

cursive quail
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twat

prisma oasis
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Oxford

barren spire
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i’ll be like ayman from england referred me

pliant schooner
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Not Manchester

cursive quail
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oh is that a real thing

prisma oasis
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Cambridge?

pliant schooner
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Imperial

cursive quail
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i just made it up

signal loom
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Ooh

prisma oasis
cursive quail
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tuff bro

barren spire
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imperial

pliant schooner
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Is our MIT/waterloo

barren spire
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holy shit

signal loom
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Mathbob

pliant schooner
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lol I’m from Manchester

cursive quail
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imperial is my dream

barren spire
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imperial is my dream

prisma oasis
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Oxford

cursive quail
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tm is my dream

signal loom
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I NEED REFERRALS AND MONEYS. DM FOR MORE INF9

prisma oasis
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Referrals?

cursive quail
pliant schooner
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Wish I got into imperial

prisma oasis
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Wait British Ayman

barren spire
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me too

prisma oasis
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Can you refer me to British FAANG

pliant schooner
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I got in but then my GPA dropped

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So I lost my place

cursive quail
pliant schooner
cursive quail
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im so kknackered mate

prisma oasis
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Wait deadass?

pliant schooner
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I’m shattered mate

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It’s 2am

prisma oasis
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Well idk

pliant schooner
cursive quail
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2 am proper?

barren spire
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what

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what does 2am proper mean

pliant schooner
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fuck knows

barren spire
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they’re like + 6 from est

pliant schooner
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bro is high on beans and toast

cursive quail
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something dodgy about this ayman guy

barren spire
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i think

cursive quail
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hes being cheekytt

prisma oasis
barren spire
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i love girls with british accents

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maybe i should move to england

cursive quail
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nice larp mate

pliant schooner
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I think you should go to Grimsby

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It’s like our LA

barren spire
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do the girls like americans

prisma oasis
pliant schooner
barren spire
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is that good

pliant schooner
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It just depends

cursive quail
barren spire
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most women describe me as mysterious and aloof

pliant schooner
barren spire
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@topaz path can confirm

cursive quail
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okay actually translate this one @pliant schooner

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i have no idea what i just said

pliant schooner
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Poppycock = bullshit

prisma oasis
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What is the British equivalent of Todd

cursive quail
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oh its a real word 😭

pliant schooner
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Describe Todd

barren spire
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does britain have like ycomb

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like a dumb startup

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just generally

pliant schooner
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Hold on I think I know Todd

prisma oasis
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The best startup

barren spire
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does europe have a big startup scene

pliant schooner
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One question at a time

barren spire
pliant schooner
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Todd = will mckenzie

pliant schooner
signal loom
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40 million arr btw

barren spire
pliant schooner
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But it’s nowhere near YC

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I know brits at YC

barren spire
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maybe it’s time to move to europe

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get in on the emerging market

unreal anchor
prisma oasis
pliant schooner
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EF is quite good

cursive quail
barren spire
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hi

pliant schooner
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But it’s different to YC

unreal anchor
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Nvm I didn’t see

pliant schooner
cursive quail
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holy

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these words are real

prisma oasis
cursive quail
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orz

barren spire
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what’s drinking culture like

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@pliant schooner

unreal anchor
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hello

prisma oasis
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Pubs

barren spire
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do people actually drink that much

pliant schooner
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I don’t drink but it’s more like casual than in the US?

prisma oasis
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Ireland maybe

cursive quail
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its pretty casual here

barren spire
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chiz are we going bar hopping this summer

cursive quail
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ong

pliant schooner
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Worried for her

cursive quail
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we gonna get plastered proper

barren spire
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W moves

pliant schooner
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I have unironically seen her walking around with two cans of Guinness in her hands

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Drinking both

barren spire
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check in

pliant schooner
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Walking home from uni

barren spire
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or not really ur friend

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i usually send snipes of my friends if i see them

pliant schooner
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I’ve talked to her about it

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She’s good but

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It is what it is

prisma oasis
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A fine lass

barren spire
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then you’ve done your part

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good job british ayman

pliant schooner
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But I think it’s more like accepted than in the US

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our high school electronics teacher took us to the pub

barren spire
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wtf

cursive quail
barren spire
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you’d be able to sue the teacher if they did that here

cursive quail
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oh ye ig its allowed over there at 16

pliant schooner
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Yeah we were all 18

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I think 16 is with a meal or something

barren spire
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did you go to like a private school

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like you had to dress up

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uniforms

pliant schooner
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Uh I did but that’s not relevant

cursive quail
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nah he was skint mate

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oh nvm

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he was not skint

barren spire
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nah like uniforms are crazy

pliant schooner
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99% of schools here have uniforms

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Even government schools

barren spire
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only like super private schools have them here

pliant schooner
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It’s so that the poor and rich look the same

barren spire
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aren’t there still like obvious differences

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like how many you have

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quality of accessories

pliant schooner
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It’s not that deep

barren spire
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it’s just moving to more micro versions of wealth expression

pliant schooner
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I liked having a uniform

barren spire
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what was it like

pliant schooner
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Cause you felt part of a collective

barren spire
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khakis and a white shirt?

prisma oasis
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What is the British hood called

pliant schooner
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Suit and tie and dress shirt and trousers

pliant schooner
barren spire
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i don’t think i’ve ever worn a tie in my life

pliant schooner
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icl I loved it

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And I was a prefect lol

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So I had a special tie

barren spire
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what’s a perfect mean

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like top student?

pliant schooner
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Have you watched Harry Potter

barren spire
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yeah

pliant schooner
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Ron’s oldest brother

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Percy

barren spire
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oh

pliant schooner
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Was a prefect

barren spire
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i see

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so just super smart

cursive quail
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is that like the bible over there

pliant schooner
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Not necessarily

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Just accountable for managing younger ones

barren spire
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british school sounds so cool

pliant schooner
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We supervised queues sometimes

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In exchange for skipping lunch queues

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And other stuff

barren spire
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back in my high school

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we had shoot outs n stuff

cursive quail
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ye same

pliant schooner
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To

barren spire
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well not like us

pliant schooner
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Huh

barren spire
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but it happened

pliant schooner
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Yeah guns are illegal here mostly

barren spire
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like shootouts in the hallways

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or stabbing

cursive quail
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^^

barren spire
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you’d also have the occasional assault and battery

cursive quail
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kinda normal here tho

pliant schooner
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The most that happened in my school was some guy bought a knuckleduster in

cursive quail
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knuckleduser 😭

barren spire
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the fuck is that

pliant schooner
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Tbf I went to a we’ll-behaved school

cursive quail
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brass knuckles

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lol

barren spire
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oh

pliant schooner
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Yeah

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State schools might have wilder stories

barren spire
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back in middle school some kid brought a knife to try and cut off someone kids fingers

pliant schooner
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I just found out a few months ago

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That my old history teacher

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Got fired

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For touching kids

cursive quail
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same lol

barren spire
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i guess we have that in common

cursive quail
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like actually

pliant schooner
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And chatting to them in the pub or something

barren spire
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😭

cursive quail
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bro no way all 3 of us have pedo history teachers

barren spire
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how big was your school

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mine was probably near 6k

pliant schooner
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I think maybe 1600 people across year 3 to year 13

cursive quail
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wtf

pliant schooner
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A guess

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Maybe 1800

cursive quail
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oh wait do u guys have highschools and middle schools

barren spire
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the fuck

pliant schooner
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Yeah but mine was kinda combined

barren spire
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1600 is like gym class

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😭

pliant schooner
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I mean

cursive quail
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ye lol

pliant schooner
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It was private so

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Smaller classes

barren spire
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i guess

pliant schooner
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200 ish in a year

barren spire
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that’s cool

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at least you know everyone

pliant schooner
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7 to 11 is secondary school

barren spire
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that’s gotta be fun in its own way

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but datings gotta suck

pliant schooner
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12 to 13 is college

barren spire
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imagine having to be with your ex’s all years

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i’d actually kms

pliant schooner
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Uh it was an all boys school

cursive quail
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what

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thats crazy

pliant schooner
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I enjoyed it

cursive quail
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is that normal there

barren spire
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all boys schools are real??

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wtf

pliant schooner
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But it kinda screws you up a tiny bit

barren spire
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that’s gotta suck ass

pliant schooner
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Not super common

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But the best schools

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Are generally single gender

barren spire
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i can’t imagine going to a single gendered school

pliant schooner
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Eton, harrow, Wycombe abbey etc

barren spire
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that sounds so lame

pliant schooner
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I liked it

cursive quail
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how so

pliant schooner
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But it’s not everyone’s cup of tea

pliant schooner
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And I got up to speak and tripped cause my legs were shaking

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Cause there were girls in the room

barren spire
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😭

cursive quail
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😭

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LMAO

barren spire
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that’s so funny wtf

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😭 😭

cursive quail
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really

barren spire
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i’ve been shy around girls sure but never like shake my legs shivering

pliant schooner
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Model UN helped me a lot to like “meet girls”

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NAH

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But imagine like zero exposure

barren spire
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my school right now is like 70% women

pliant schooner
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For four years

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That would make your legs shake

cursive quail
barren spire
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chiz we’ve gotta meet a bunch of women this summer

cursive quail
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ong twin

pliant schooner
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I lived close to school so I didn’t even meet any on the bus

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Other guys did

barren spire
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that sounds terrible

pliant schooner
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The ones that lived further away

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Well tbh

barren spire
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idk about meeting in the bus

pliant schooner
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I’d say I’ve adjusted well lol

barren spire
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but like generally it’s an important life skill

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that sounds so funny

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i can’t get over the model in thing

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😭 😭

pliant schooner
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Model UN helped me

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To meet girls

barren spire
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is that the method

pliant schooner
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Exposure therapy

cursive quail
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whats model un

pliant schooner
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Not even to like pull them

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Just to like talk to them as people

cursive quail
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united nations?

barren spire
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it’s like debate team but for united mentions

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nations

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yes

cursive quail
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oh

barren spire
pliant schooner
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I don’t try

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I stay halal

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I could if I wanted to

barren spire
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🤔

cursive quail
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ur gonna be minted proper when u get optiver fgpba mate

barren spire
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i’ll take your word

pliant schooner
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Yeah idk if wanna do finance

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Borderline not allowed in Islam lol

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I’ll see

barren spire
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optiver is known for having a looks hiring bar for female employees

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it’s like a very well known sexist sorta thing

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just to keep you posted

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🤝🤝

pliant schooner
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I don’t need optiver to pull

cursive quail
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is the job market bad over tehre

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like is it as bad as the us

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u wouldint know but likke

pliant schooner
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Pretty bad for the majority of people

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But I’m personally fine I think

cursive quail
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i mean u got optiver and js proc

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im sure ur not daft

pliant schooner
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But yeah most people I know can’t get jobs

cursive quail
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same

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me and ayman are doomed

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compared to u

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halal ayman

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not british ayman

pliant schooner
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Like 300+ apps

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But most people have no experience so

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Kinda did it to themselves

cursive quail
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300 apps to get a interview?

pliant schooner
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300 apps and not a job yet

cursive quail
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im thinking thats a low amount

pliant schooner
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Few first rounds and OAs

cursive quail
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but im brainwashed

pliant schooner
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fewer jobs

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Smaller country

cursive quail
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ye thats true as well

pliant schooner
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All the tech companies are in the US as well

cursive quail
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wheres the higest paying jobs there

pliant schooner
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JS?

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like 250 for SWE I think

cursive quail
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the uk and amsterdam

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like location

pliant schooner
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Yeah exactly

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Dublin is coming up too I think

cursive quail
pliant schooner
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But mostly London

pliant schooner
cursive quail
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oh interesting

pliant schooner
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What do you think average grad salary is here?

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In USD

cursive quail
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70k

pliant schooner
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LMAO

cursive quail
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like new grad swe?

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gotta be 70k

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avg salary is prob 35?

pliant schooner
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nah

barren spire
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not true

pliant schooner
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Yeah 35 gbp

barren spire
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oh

cursive quail
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is that quid

barren spire
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in europe

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in us i think average is like 130

pliant schooner
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Europe != UK

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yeah it’s sad

cursive quail
barren spire
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well average for a reasonable company

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like if ur working at bob and maria’s fish shop

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maybe not

cursive quail
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ye capone prob can save the avg person

barren spire
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cap one didn’t wanna save me

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nor did costco …..

cursive quail
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either way

barren spire
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really

pliant schooner
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What do you guys have lined up?

cursive quail
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american bank

barren spire
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or doxx me that’s ok too

pliant schooner
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fuck off

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Well done lads

barren spire
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joking

pliant schooner
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ah

barren spire
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we’re both trading interns too

cursive quail
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ye

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hes qr and im qd

barren spire
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no what he said was true

pliant schooner
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LARP central over here

barren spire
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unironically

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we’re not lying

cursive quail
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no we are being deadass

pliant schooner
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Where

cursive quail
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he also has a fall offer

barren spire
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where he said

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i’m eficc intern

pliant schooner
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WF or jp?

barren spire
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ye

cursive quail
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ye

barren spire
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if it helps

pliant schooner
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Damn

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Sick

cursive quail
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aura

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would u move to the us

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if u get a job here

pliant schooner
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You have so few servers

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Oh yeah sure why not

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My team member got offered grad in Austin

barren spire
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i don’t like being in random places

cursive quail
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why are u still in zonami

signal loom
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Whoa

pliant schooner
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Idk why he didn’t take it

barren spire
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i own zonami

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also

signal loom
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I just realized

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Ur co workers

cursive quail
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woah

signal loom
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N gonna meet in office

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Every day

barren spire
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dude i’m the one who made zonami

cursive quail
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orz

barren spire
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coined the term and all

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✅✅✅

cursive quail
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im too new gen for zonami

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ibmnami is were its at

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@signal loom would u move to netherlands for js

pliant schooner
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Lmao no brainer

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You’ll enjoy

cursive quail
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oh wtf

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i just converted the gsp thing

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its 340k usd

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tuff

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wtf

pliant schooner
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I think tdoe is 120 gbp

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My friend got offered tdoe

cursive quail
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tdoe here is 200k base + bonus

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tdoe is tuff

pliant schooner
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But he’d get stuck

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No lateral movement

cursive quail
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ye its a deadend thing

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but still

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pretty decent for what it is

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glorified it work

pliant schooner
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He’d be stuck as an excel monkey

cursive quail
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true

pliant schooner
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He’s applying for MSc programs

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And tryna get SWE next year

cursive quail
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whats that

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like a masters?

pliant schooner
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Masters

cursive quail
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ah

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ye masters might the play ngl

pliant schooner
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But only from Oxbridge or imperial

cursive quail
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esp if u want to farm some internships

pliant schooner
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Anywhere else won’t help

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Masters here is 1 year

cursive quail
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oh really

pliant schooner
#

So internships is not as possible

cursive quail
#

u only get one more cycle then?

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oh

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then whats the point

pliant schooner
#

Name

cursive quail
#

the whole of a masters here is to 2-3 more internships

pliant schooner
cursive quail
#

fair enough

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is the name value crazy there?

pliant schooner
#

Recruiter straight up told him

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If you do a masters at imperial or Oxbridge we

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Would reconsider you for SWE

pliant schooner
#

Every uni costs the same

cursive quail
#

damn

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sounds super elitist

pliant schooner
#

It’s the opposite of elitist

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Elitist would mean the richest people paying their way in

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You can be poor and smart and get into Oxbridge or imperial

signal loom
#

Hegemony

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America numba one

pliant schooner
#

Btw who actually made this thread

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Cause I found my questions

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Can somebody @ whoever wanted help

cursive quail
#

here its more hollistic in terms of waht procs u can get at a school

pliant schooner
#

You have way more schools

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And it’s a bigger country

cursive quail
#

ye thats true

pliant schooner
#

I don’t go to a crazy school and I got JS so it’s not super cut and dry

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But my friend already got TDOE offer

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They just meant that a good Masters would be the cherry on the cake ygm

signal loom
#

6 flip flops

cursive quail
pliant schooner
#

To push him over the barrier from TDOE to swe-level

signal loom
#

U can go from tdoe to swe(

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??

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I thought u cant

cursive quail
#

tdoe pay here is still crazy

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like 200k base + perforamnce + bonus

signal loom
#

Its 300k right

prisma oasis
#

Do all uk guys bop to esdeekid

cursive quail
#

ye

signal loom
#

Oh my orzzzz

prisma oasis
#

Is that tuff

cursive quail
signal loom
#

I need 300k

cursive quail
#

until u job hop

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or larp swe

signal loom
#

Bandz

cursive quail
#

wait

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lets do ts

prisma oasis
#

300k bands?

cursive quail
signal loom
#

300k in nyc is like 130k right

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Post tax

cursive quail
#

😭

signal loom
#

Am i tripping

cursive quail
#

post rent ye

prisma oasis
#

Is that like

cursive quail
#

wait no

prisma oasis
#

Drake of uk

cursive quail
#

like 50k post rent

signal loom
#

Folkkk

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Ima stay in seattle

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Dude ive been thinking

#

Seattle actually the god spot

#

Shit has everything i like

cursive quail
#

bro the no tax thing is so nice

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its like austin but a good place

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and a real city

#

chicago lowk a cheat code too

signal loom
#

Abgs too

cursive quail
#

austing has ts too

#

austin

signal loom
#

Austin abgs bro

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R we fr

cursive quail
#

on altumns life

prisma oasis
#

When our school is number one for that

cursive quail
#

is that true

signal loom
#

I dont think ive seen a black person on campus

cursive quail
#

no way u guys mog uc irvine

cursive quail
#

u guys go to a avg state school no?

#

like

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it should be pretty diverse

signal loom
#

Its a snow storm

cursive quail
#

crazy

prisma oasis
#

Nah it’s like

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80+ percent white

signal loom
#

Other 20% is half white

pliant schooner
signal loom
#

Fr? On ur two twos

#

Wait wrong country

pliant schooner
#

Not once you accept your offer

prisma oasis
#

Isn’t Kanye banned from the UK

cursive quail
#

hes normal again

signal loom
#

Not for long

prisma oasis
#

I personally wouldn’t like being banned from the UK

#

Idk about you guys

cursive quail
#

of my life

#

@signal loom

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do u agree

signal loom
#

Edinberg the only place i wanna vist ngl

cursive quail
pliant schooner
#

Bro chose edi over london?

cursive quail
#

wait it lowk looks ince

#

nice

signal loom
#

U ever see those insta reels

cursive quail
#

it has all the castles

signal loom
#

Ye

pliant schooner
#

Oh

signal loom
#

Harry potter shit too

pliant schooner
#

I forgot

#

Castles are not normal to you lol

cursive quail
#

never seen a real one

signal loom
#

Its on my bucketlist

pliant schooner
#

Durham university has students living in a castle

cursive quail
#

@signal loom lets visit camden nj

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its the edenburg of the us

signal loom
#

The food is kinda turnoff tho

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Camden sonnnn

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Crimecapital of the usa

cursive quail
#

@pliant schooner whats ur fav fast food

pliant schooner
#

Lowkey

cursive quail
#

i wonder what they got

#

nandos

pliant schooner
#

Dave’s😭😭

cursive quail
#

hot chicken?

pliant schooner
#

Or Popeyes

cursive quail
#

they got that shit over there

#

bro

signal loom
#

They got hella chicken

pliant schooner
#

Recently

cursive quail
#

how do they have ts in the uk before nj

pliant schooner
#

Like two months ago

#

Chicken is way more popular here than beef

signal loom
#

do not get the reaper

pliant schooner
#

So we have hella chicken places

pliant schooner
signal loom
#

Genuinely ruined my day

pliant schooner
#

One sec

cursive quail
#

lmao

#

a waiver is crazy

pliant schooner
signal loom
#

Nah u just get it

pliant schooner
#

Yeah we had to sign

#

I chickened out of actually eating it

#

But my friends did

#

They didn’t have a good night

signal loom
#

I took 1 bite

#

Its rancid

prisma oasis
#

Baltimore = Memphis = Detroit > Gary > Camden

cursive quail
pliant schooner
#

Gary, Indiana?

prisma oasis
#

Yeah

#

You know it?

signal loom
#

Ive been to none of these

#

Thank god

pliant schooner
#

I saw a reel

cursive quail
signal loom
#

No bro

cursive quail
#

camden nj btw

pliant schooner
#

Idk if I’ve ever even been to Camden

signal loom
#

Im just a little suburban boy

cursive quail
prisma oasis
#

Camden got the battleship tho

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And the aquarium

pliant schooner
#

Oh yeah I have

pliant schooner
cursive quail
#

oh lol

pliant schooner
#

Hoping to get into YC SUS

cursive quail
#

i was talking about camden in the US

pliant schooner
#

but we will see

#

Oh

cursive quail
#

they got a camden over there too

pliant schooner
#

I was talking about Camden in London

cursive quail
#

is it also dangerous

pliant schooner
#

It used to be

#

It got gentrified

#

Now it’s bougie/lgbtq

prisma oasis
#

Gary Indiana is a special case

cursive quail
#

intersting

prisma oasis
#

Like idk if there’s anything to gentrify

pliant schooner
#

I went to a sex shop there

prisma oasis
#

Um what

pliant schooner
#

Well

#

They had an 18+ section

#

Clothing store with an 18+ section

cursive quail
#

lol

#

we got that too tbf

pliant schooner
prisma oasis
#

No lol

cursive quail
#

oh ye we got ts stuff in walmart too

prisma oasis
#

Ig like

pliant schooner
#

You can buy guns there so

cursive quail
pliant schooner
#

Close enough

cursive quail
prisma oasis
#

If you go to the back of a Spencer’s

#

You’ll see some stuff

pliant schooner
#

Do you get to meet Spencer

#

In his birthday suit

prisma oasis
#

Nah that’s the name of the store

barren spire
#

are you guys still going

cursive quail
barren spire
#

wtf

prisma oasis
#

But they have some WILD stuff

barren spire
#

isn’t it like 3am for you ayman

pliant schooner
#

Yeah

#

3:10

cursive quail
#

bro ur missing so much british ayman lore

pliant schooner
#

I have work at 9

barren spire
#

what did i miss

#

fill me in

pliant schooner
#

I should be sleeping

barren spire
#

tldr me

prisma oasis
#

British ayman from the hood

pliant schooner
#

Ay

prisma oasis
#

Council estates*

pliant schooner
#

Respect on my name

#

I stay clear of council estates

barren spire
#

i’m from the hood of nyc

#

east flatbush / canarsie

pliant schooner
#

Harlem

prisma oasis
#

It really is a British Ayman

barren spire
#

harlem is manhattan

pliant schooner
#

Oh

barren spire
#

well i meant brooklyn sorry

#

manhattan and brooklyn are both much

#

nyc

#

but they’re super different

#

each is basically a smaller city of its own

prisma oasis
#

Ye

#

Queens is big too

#

Also nyc has like 3 chinatowns

barren spire
#

idk much about queens tho

#

i went to the same school that spider man from spider verse went to

prisma oasis
#

I’ve been to Philly nyc london and montreal chinatown

barren spire
#

the school was designed off of ours

prisma oasis
#

NYC has the best

prisma oasis
#

Did you go to the one tom holland visited

barren spire
#

sorta doxxed myself

#

but not really

prisma oasis
#

Bronx science

barren spire
#

my school has 6k ppl almost

signal loom
#

Why didnt u become spiderman

barren spire
#

no bxsci is diff

prisma oasis
#

Stuy?

#

Brooklyn tech?

barren spire
#

midwood

prisma oasis
#

Oh ic

barren spire
#

stuy is manhattan

prisma oasis
#

Stuy is the best I heard

#

Followed by Bronx science

pliant schooner
#

Is that the one

barren spire
#

midwood is like THE brooklyn high school that isn’t shsat

pliant schooner
#

Where cars park around the block

#

Stuyvesant or something

prisma oasis
#

Yes

pliant schooner
#

It has aura

#

Even in England

prisma oasis
#

Fs

barren spire
#

i got the lowest high school entry exam score in my district

prisma oasis
#

What

barren spire
#

we take an SAT equivalent for high school

#

like to get in

pliant schooner
barren spire
#

but dumbed down

#

for middle schoolers

prisma oasis
#

You got the lowest score out of how many

barren spire
#

probably

prisma oasis
#

Well Ayman

#

You’re doing better than those couple thousand rn

barren spire
#

more

prisma oasis
#

And that matters more

barren spire
#

not really

#

i got rescinding from hydro

prisma oasis
#

I was also mid in hs

pliant schooner
#

Comparison is the thief of joy

prisma oasis
#

Well I’m still mid

barren spire
#

exactly

#

i jsut meant i’m not doing well now

#

i lost 3 offers in a day

pliant schooner
#

I was very mid in school

#

Huh

#

Tf

prisma oasis
#

How

barren spire
#

the costco offer

#

i had the verbal

pliant schooner
#

Did you post nudes online

barren spire
#

then i emailed hr

#

and they said sorry we reorganized u can’t come here

#

and then i messaged hydro about accepting

pliant schooner
#

FAHH

barren spire
#

and they were like

#

u waited too long

#

sorry

pliant schooner
#

Dude

barren spire
#

and then i messaged the other robotics thing i was in

pliant schooner
#

You should just accept everything you get

barren spire
#

and they said sorry we’re not looking for interns anymore

barren spire
pliant schooner
#

Like hydro

barren spire
#

i’ve been trying

#

they just don’t

#

send letters

#

😭

#

hydro was a verbal also

pliant schooner
#

Ah

barren spire
#

i’ve been asking for the letter since feb

pliant schooner
#

US sounds fucked

barren spire
#

they said they need to confirm with whoever the fuck

#

but i checked in and they said sorry no can do

#

costco was the same

pliant schooner
#

I guess all mine were established companies with established procs

barren spire
#

amazon did the same to me

#

last yr

prisma oasis
#

That sucks

pliant schooner
#

wtf

#

My friend had a groq offer

barren spire
#

i’ve also had it happen for ibm

#

and a few other places

pliant schooner
#

And then NVIDIA bought them out

prisma oasis
#

Wait Ayman aren’t u ibm fall

pliant schooner
#

So his offer got rescinded

barren spire
#

no

pliant schooner
#

Then he posted about it and NVIDIA gave him a full time

barren spire
#

my interviewer don’t show up

#

and my recruiter said he’d rescheduled

#

then never did

pliant schooner
#

Do you have evil eye on you

barren spire
#

i doubt it

pliant schooner
#

this is so sad

barren spire
#

i think i’ve lost like 5 verbals this year

#

😭

#

albeit 2 of them were are shittier companies

pliant schooner
#

I’ve never even heard of anybody losing a verbal here

barren spire
#

it’s common enough

#

happened to my friends too

signal loom
#

Bro i cant even get to verbal offer stage

barren spire
#

like i was stuck in my current stage for team match for 8 months

#

i got the “verbal offer” in august

#

and they jsut team matched me 2 days ago

#

i wasn’t able to sign before that

signal loom
#

Lucky ass mfs

pliant schooner
#

Ah I’ve heard that happen for Google here

#

But nowhere else

barren spire
#

happening at the place i’ll be summer

#

i don’t wanna doxx again

#

but where me and chiz were talking about

pliant schooner
#

I mean I think I know

#

Yeah cool

barren spire
#

ye

pliant schooner
#

Think I know a guy that interned there

#

Super cracked

#

Alright gn guys

prisma oasis
#

Gn

barren spire
#

gn

fluid sable
pliant schooner