#!process how does aj have everything

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astral solar
minor flint
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stripe, notion, google, atlassian, uber, meta

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"Winter"

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Alright bro

neat grove
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how do i get like u

bronze locust
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what is AJ's prev

minor flint
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Amazon

brittle bramble
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share the sauce gng how ru so tuff

minor flint
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and smth else

lunar flume
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orz

bronze locust
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prolly OpenAI and is js recruiting for fun to steal all of our processes

lunar flume
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aj are your processes par for the course for cmu or is this still like top 10%

minor flint
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Do you have js offer

bronze locust
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why are you even recruiting if you hvae jane and google

lunar flume
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can’t even imagine the aura

bronze locust
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for QT?

minor flint
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Wait did u do vex in hs bro

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didnt u do robotics startup summer before past

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or was that someone else

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I remember from a2c

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ye cracked

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I have no processes though

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like genuinely none

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no I got rejected lol

strange delta
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aj is your google proc?

fallow siren
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still no oa from google 🤡

strange delta
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ahh

minor flint
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I have 0 winter processes,

bronze locust
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did any of you guys apply 2028 to google

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i think thats the reason why i didn't get oa

minor flint
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and I have 0 for summer

bronze locust
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same @minor flint

strange delta
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i did my oa this sat, am i cooked cuz i see them slowing down hella

minor flint
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If i got smth yes

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if i get a good summer then no

fallow siren
minor flint
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I need Duolingo to give me the final intv

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and i need to pass it

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🙏😭

bronze locust
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dawg at least u have that proc

minor flint
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besides that i have nothing

bronze locust
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i literally have 0 rn

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my onnly hope is wiating for stripe R1

minor flint
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i didnt even get oa

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last yr i got it

bronze locust
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and that the OA wasn't auto

minor flint
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this yr nope

bronze locust
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yall know how long it takes to get R1

minor flint
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dude idk why i went to msft instead of rh

fallow siren
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lol I didn't wanna write the essays for duolingo and waited 2 weeks to apply. Is it joever?

minor flint
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It might be negative aura on resume

bronze locust
minor flint
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Robinhood

lunar flume
fallow siren
bronze locust
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isnt RH new grad TC way better

lunar flume
# fallow siren where?

like she posted "if i wasn't still considering applicants i would've closed the application, it doesn't matter when you apply"

fallow siren
minor flint
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I just wanted high res val

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I worked on infra and azure stuff for msft

bronze locust
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ngl microsoft soph is so tuff

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i got ghosted microsoft for 4 different roles

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im a soph rn

minor flint
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I have no processes now tho

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i need Duolingo to clutch me up

bronze locust
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What is yyour freshman prev?

minor flint
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but it’s lc hards

minor flint
bronze locust
minor flint
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dude ngl i had better processes when I didn’t have msft in my resume

bronze locust
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do you guys think this year is way harder

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genuinely i had more processes as a freshman with 0 experience than this year

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ts pmo

fallow siren
minor flint
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Last yr i had Lyft, stripe, robinhood, msft, Bloomberg, shit quant firm, etc

bronze locust
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godamn with just research?

minor flint
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ya idk why i fell off so hard

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I have none of those now

bronze locust
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i swear this year is slower or harder

teal topaz
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this year is def slower

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lesser hc for a lotta companies

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except mabye db and stripe

bronze locust
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or is it just simply harder since lesser hc

teal topaz
minor flint
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Can you refer me to airbnb when it opens

teal topaz
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also idt they will open

minor flint
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oh gg

teal topaz
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they open every 2-3 years and just take 4-5 peeps

bronze locust
minor flint
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you’re so aura

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and aj too

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i wish i was like u guys

teal topaz
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aj's schools gaps us all bro

minor flint
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instead I’m gonna work at Amazon or smth

bronze locust
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damn i wish I was at least you @minor flint

minor flint
bronze locust
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cmu?

minor flint
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perhaps

bronze locust
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uiuc is so fraud ngl

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my zon friends have 0 processes

teal topaz
minor flint
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I can get referrals from my alum but like half the time they doknt help

bronze locust
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bro has the process mafia

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do yall use jake's resume

minor flint
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yea

teal topaz
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hmm well a lotta cracked people dont know how to recruit properly
if they try enough im p sure just ur school can get all big tech procs

minor flint
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dang i need to do research there

lunar flume
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zon peeps are the only ones getting procs

bronze locust
minor flint
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Ppl here didnt get process or offers until like feb last yr

bronze locust
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for cs

minor flint
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^

bronze locust
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dawg im incoming state farm soph if i don't get a process soon

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mcsft is tuff

lunar flume
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state farm orz

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champaign

teal topaz
minor flint
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I’m just gonna do lc and hope i get Duolingo final or another process

teal topaz
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just larp grad and apply zon ull get it

minor flint
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Duo 230k in pittsburg will save me 🙏

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Get hrt

teal topaz
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yeah bro everyday idk how she's been posting like worse and worse posts for the past 2 weeks

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like how do u even think of this much bs to post

lunar flume
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she’s trynna be like my goat jeff nguyen

teal topaz
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i need to do that yea

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@minor flint is she ur recruiter?

vivid meteor
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zon interns are farming processes

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not more than meta interns tho

bronze locust
vivid meteor
bronze locust
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my zon friends be getting rejected from jpmorgan

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is uiuc just ngmi or smthn

vivid meteor
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why would u apply to jp

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same my db recruiter too

minor flint
vivid meteor
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ec2 is aura

minor flint
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i think shes everyones rec

vivid meteor
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zon slander is unreal @lament flame can attest what happened last night

minor flint
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fr?

vivid meteor
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some mf was defending lyft over zon so hard 💀

minor flint
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how so

teal topaz
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zon's not allat bro😭

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literally all my friends who interned there never wanna step foot in there again

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i dont see that for any other companies ever

vivid meteor
teal topaz
tidal jolt
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is it rlly that much worse than like uber?

teal topaz
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its 200k ng with much better wlb

vivid meteor
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Lyft pays 20-30k less not sure tho

teal topaz
tidal jolt
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levels showing 185

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it's prolly better than zon intern tho

vivid meteor
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levels just show average, people reported ng as 180k

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But zon is 210k

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30k diff

teal topaz
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no

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bro

vivid meteor
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for bay its 210

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Lyft hq is sf

tidal jolt
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zon is only 210 in like nyc and bay

vivid meteor
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nah

teal topaz
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hmm zon over those prolly

vivid meteor
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Gusto is just payroll shi right💀

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rippling gaps gusto

teal topaz
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msft slightly better for res value

minor flint
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dyt Duolingo is above or equal to zon and lyft

vivid meteor
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duolingo u could be banished to pittsburg tho 🥀

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i think its very hard to get nyc office for duolingo

minor flint
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Ye they have nyc and seattle offices but small

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it’s 230k ng whichever office u pick

livid pine
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Its vhcol pay in mcol area

tidal jolt
livid pine
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Good if u wanna FIRE

tidal jolt
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atp id rather live at home and overemploy

royal hinge
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dam yall im soph zon with no procs rn shit is mad hard out here

royal hinge
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wdym grad date gapped

teal topaz
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wdym bro lmao why would companies hire ngs for intern

teal topaz
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Nah nah bro ngs not getting shit

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Its insanely more cooked over there

fallow siren
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ur soph rn?

royal hinge
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are you junior rn?