never even think about typing ngmi again tbh
#Ngmi rising jr who got cooked last year, looking for feedback on SWE resume
merry sentinel
lyric siren
never even think about typing ngmi again tbh
yea hes actually tweaking
@minor spear never call urself ngmi
ur prob getting yield protected
willow nexus
He’s ngmit
lyric siren
bro goes to THE school
willow nexus
I would put technical skills last
It might be bad luck tbh
Maybe you’ll pass more screens as a junior
No need for colors in resume imo
lyric siren
legit remove ur quant xp and just say u did research or something
u pass every big tech
no doubt
if ur that worried
merry sentinel
Maybe you’ll pass more screens as a junior
yeah, if you didn't larp grad date you could have gotten grad date screened ig
willow nexus
I don’t think quant is hurting him tbh
stable solstice
bro you getting yield proc
or someone has some black magic on you
i suggest seeing a pastor
lyric siren
ur getting yield protected
lyric siren
nah
foggy coral
yeah ig
stable solstice
id still feel their exp easily outweights everything
lyric siren
fuck the xp
his school
ur getting meta and amazon with just a blank paper with ur school
stable solstice
they think hell go back to his quant
merry sentinel
but the actual project
huh? handling a lot of users with authentification, live chat by itself should be enough for a good proj
lyric siren
but ressy is more than js chool lmao
obv it was an exaggeration
but hes gonna get meta oa and zon oa
with just his research
he can remove
the top two xp if he wanted
foggy coral
huh? handling a lot of users with authentification, live chat by itself should b...
im not saying it isnt, but it seems like a tutorial project based on the first 2 bullets
spice fog
this is ass (for someone at MIT)
lyric siren
also what is the debate on tech skills at the top or bottom
what to do
does ts matter
low gorge
the unicorn not unknown bro 😭 🙏
willow nexus
also what is the debate on tech skills at the top or bottom
I think experience second is just standard
lyric siren
hes trolling bro stop
spice fog
this is an average loo (MIT of the north) resume
willow nexus
Your experience is the mkst important part of the res imo
You want people reading that first
willow nexus
this is an average loo (MIT of the north) resume
Rage baiting for fun fairs
mint hemlock
@minor spear do you know any current freshman at mit?
low gorge
@minor spear ur projects are all lowk a bit mid imo
lyric siren
@minor spear what is the unicorn
low gorge
i think they all need rework
fullstack is the mark of the ngmi
don't do it
fullsend some very specific technical thing
and go rly deep there
for each
lyric siren
fullsend some very specific technical thing
wdym
low gorge
yes
low gorge
i put a nuclear reactor and an FPGA project and an ICML paper on my projects section and i passed all FAANG screens
none of it was relevant lmao
u just need to aura farm with projects
mint hemlock
wtf is a nuclear reactor
low gorge
wtf is a nuclear reactor
a farnsworth fusor i made in high school
spice fog
ya, like the reviewer does not need to guess you know full stack lol
mint hemlock
oh like hardware ok
spice fog
yield protection
low gorge
the real answer is it's probably rng bro
spice fog
💀
mint hemlock
i put a nuclear reactor and an FPGA project and an ICML paper on my projects sec...
how do you fit everything tho
low gorge
and yield protect
low gorge
how do you fit everything tho
size 8 font no margins
mint hemlock
are your projects just like 1 line
low gorge
ye
mint hemlock
mm ok
spice fog
im guessing the prev QT signals your returning to QT
so yield protect
that was just rng
mint hemlock
size 8 font no margins
isnt this hard to read
like shouldnt rezzys be easy to read for the recruiter
low gorge
like shouldnt rezzys be easy to read for the recruiter
they will put more work in if they want u
its lowk crazy
google hiring a ton tho
spice fog
crazy trend if true
low gorge
just work google cambridge office
low gorge
would c1 as a junior be looked down upon at mit
10000%
merry sentinel
i put a nuclear reactor and an FPGA project and an ICML paper on my projects sec...
wtf nuclear reactor
mint hemlock
with a mit 2026 quarterzip
willow nexus
im guessing the prev QT signals your returning to QT
He didn’t have QT then tbf
merry sentinel
in hs
low gorge
wtf nuclear reactor
i say nuclear reactor since it's technically true but it's just a farnsworth fusor
merry sentinel
this mf
spice fog
He didn’t have QT then tbf
ya before just rng
low gorge
less impressive
mint hemlock
why dont big tech fw mit?
low gorge
@minor spear lowk reapply with umass amherst instead of MIT
i guarantee you get zon and msft offers
easy
mint hemlock
just put harvard no and say dual enroll
lyric siren
msft doesn’t verify?
lyric siren
no like i wouldn’t be surprised
if amazon
let u lie about ur college
and get away
merry sentinel
i say nuclear reactor since it's *technically* true but it's just a farnsworth f...
well no shit you'd need clearance and shit to get radioactive materials
lyric siren
idek what they background check
merry sentinel
still cracked proj
low gorge
well no shit you'd need clearance and shit to get radioactive materials
one of my friends here got the FBI pulling up on her for making rocket fuel in her backyard
funniest part is it's fully legal
merry sentinel
one of my friends here got the FBI pulling up on her for making rocket fuel in h...
here as in your school? or cscd
spice fog
one of my friends here got the FBI pulling up on her for making rocket fuel in h...
welcome to lockheed martin
mint hemlock
just put harvard no and say dual enroll
@low gorge i seen this before tho
low gorge
welcome to lockheed martin
she works at lockheed rn LOL
merry sentinel
she works at lockheed rn LOL
orz
low gorge
here as in your school? or cscd
not my school another school in florida
she a bit crazy but i fw it
merry sentinel
she a bit crazy but i fw it
one of my robotics friends is considering rocket fuel blowtorch lol
low gorge
thats fine
what i learned is everything is fine
as long as its not in an enclosed container
bc then its bomb
and they dont fw that
merry sentinel
what i learned is everything is fine
until you try to make a med device...
the feds just haters fr
low gorge
i have such a good book i want to build some stuff out of
merry sentinel
i have such a good book i want to build some stuff out of
i lowkey be forgetting you're ee
spice fog
SIG being in the same line
merry sentinel
so much cool shit to build
spice fog
is sus
low gorge
i lowkey be forgetting you're ee
EE mogs bc i can just build stuff bro
merry sentinel
EE mogs bc i can just build stuff bro
real, that's why i went ee too
low gorge
yall out here "omg omg i made a funny fullstack app with red buttons!"
merry sentinel
the projects r just cooler
low gorge
im out here building freaking lasers and EMPs (which are not used because that is illegal)
spice fog
yall out here "omg omg i made a funny fullstack app with red buttons!"
I have noticed many firms really like EE, CHE, and ME
is this a trend
merry sentinel
im out here building freaking lasers and EMPs (which are not used because that i...
i got a 3k grant to go build a portable ultrasound imager next sem
gonna be fun
low gorge
i got a 3k grant to go build a portable ultrasound imager next sem
holy orz
merry sentinel
holy orz
i can swap out another ngmi proj for it lol
i also got 1k for a tapeout
this school has unlimited money i swear
merry sentinel
idk why the other ppl here aren't just taking the infinite free money
low gorge
theres so much cool stuff in this book
merry sentinel
my school got like 0 money for funding bruh
bro you could start funding your school tbh
low gorge
im broke fr fr
merry sentinel
im broke fr fr
get another article
hot osprey
😂 4.8 at MIT, putnam t250, usamo, usapho semi, usamts gold
t1 quant as QT, unicorn as SWE, research at probably a certain t20
yeah bro what more is there to do
merry sentinel
andrew the philanthropist
merry sentinel
im broke fr fr
should i aura farm and start a scholarship at my hs tbh
been considering it
mint hemlock
yeah bro what more is there to do
how greedy 😭
merry sentinel
so true
merry sentinel
https://youtu.be/80kDn4vit_w
orz
hot osprey
amazon should be sending this guy offers through linkedin dms
low gorge
amazon should be sending this guy offers through linkedin dms
lowk tru
justice for my bro
merry sentinel
a surprising downgrade
how is this surprising, there are a ton of places better than zon
hot osprey
are both of the labs at the t20 i think it is or is one at mit
cuz if u have csail it has to be yield
huh
maybe move skils to bottom
merry sentinel
i might do this too tbh
my phd app isn't good enough
need to lock in on research
hot osprey
trump cuts mostly affect natural scienes
i thought
cuz thats where most of the grant money was
merry sentinel
yeah think so, none of my labs lost funding idt
there's hella money in defense still
i'm ee
hot osprey
is there a reason ur resume is in red
merry sentinel
my medtech lab lost some funding actually
hot osprey
yea
merry sentinel
i forgot
hot osprey
my medtech lab lost some funding actually
yeah these seem to be hit too
friend does deep learning at a med school lab and they got gutted
golden totem
probably yield protection tbh
hot osprey
skull
golden totem
mickey companies less likely to bother with quants
merry sentinel
mickey companies less likely to bother with quants
bro it's top unicorns + faang, i've seen ppl get procs from both
low gorge
@minor spear have u applied my firm yet
ye uhhh
they a bit close to hc i fear
no one rejected offers so far
our QR class is giga cracked lmao
merry sentinel
<@565647333052645430> have u applied my firm yet
andrew i redid my res a little, can u review in dm
low gorge
have ro's come out yet
no
gloomy talon
andrew you're drw yeah?
low gorge
LOL
low gorge
andrew i redid my res a little, can u review in dm
yes but there is backlog
fickle jetty
makes sense
is ur current internship not going well or something i thought they traditionally take sophomores
hot osprey
in ur second to last project are you cramming two 1 line bullet points in one 3 line bullet point? not sure the utility on that
like it looks like two full sentences in one bullet point
fickle jetty
makes sense
merry sentinel
yes but there is backlog
nw, whenever u get to it
fickle jetty
Ive heard it can be a bit harder to go back from trading -> tech
but i think amazon and meta are a lot of RNG its just a numbers game
hot osprey
yea u could probably split that into two 1 liners, same with the last proj, seems to be two sentences crammed in one but its 2 lines anyways so its just harder to read
fickle jetty
mhm and there will be unironically 5000 amazon soph interns who all want meta lol
yeah i feel like once u get ok at leetcode there isnt much u can do for recruiting
other than like appl
y
golden totem
lmao imagine joining Chungin "Roy" Lee's startup
hot osprey
lmao imagine joining Chungin "Roy" Lee's startup
fuck it id do it lol
sharp shoal
the bullet for project 2 is too long, prob should split it up into 2
fickle jetty
yeah i agree but u just have to keep applying
i also emailed recruiters when i could
hot osprey
they should be emailing him bruh
golden totem
ive noticed some places looking at linkedins more
like ill see people view my linkedin profile and then not follow up with me
low gorge
fuck it id do it lol
merry sentinel
lmao imagine joining Chungin "Roy" Lee's startup
cluely so orz
gloomy talon
me at hrt 🥀
merry sentinel
didn't they bring in some really cracked people too
golden totem
idk what people are looking at when they view linkedin tho
hot osprey
https://tenor.com/view/dragged-to-hell-epic-mickey-hell-gif-8163352985607612755
it seems fun ngl
low gorge
the hiring is super racist lol
sharp shoal
u guys really think cluely is gonna make it far?
merry sentinel
i'm lowkey rooting for cluely, i need more bci employers
low gorge
surprised they havent gotten a call from the labor board
hot osprey
cluely offer guide:
- be asian (required)
- have 100k followers (preferred)
merry sentinel
the hiring is super racist lol
huh? u mean how they hire like only asians
low gorge
theyve hired like one non-southeast asian dude
low gorge
i mean WITCH companies are like almost entirely indian
this is just bc no american would work for $2.40/hr
and its basically slave labor
cluely is cooked i fear
but it will take a while
merry sentinel
theyve hired like one non-southeast asian dude
u think that means i have a chance andrew
golden totem
i think it would be hard to beat a cluely offer if they decide to suck it up and offer someone founding eng
but i know people who are already making more than cluely people
gloomy talon
their real strength is just marketing
frank ledge
larp
sharp shoal
their real strength is just marketing
fr i mean there are a bunch of cluely clones out there for free
hot osprey
i mean ppl kept saying cluely will never make it but they got 15mil
low gorge
the ngmi in the resume
agreed
frank ledge
dumb ass bait
merry sentinel
sharp shoal
everyone in this server is so unserious lmao
low gorge
everyone in this server is so unserious lmao
recruiting has drained us
hot osprey
drain deez nuts
low gorge
we are but shallow husks of who we were
hot osprey
😂
merry sentinel
everyone in this server is so unserious lmao
what do u expect it's a discord server
low gorge
i got my first rejection today
by end of soph year i had over 2,000
hot osprey
the first of many
hot osprey
by end of soph year i had over 2,000
so far ive just been ghosted
merry sentinel
by end of soph year i had over 2,000
stop larping gang
low gorge
stop larping gang
actually not larp lolol
golden totem
i get Rejections and Ghostings all the time
merry sentinel
actually not larp lolol
how tf u get 2000 rejections
low gorge
how tf u get 2000 rejections
have u seen my school bro
sharp shoal
how do u even find 2000 job openings
low gorge
imagine trying to get an internship from my school with little to no experience
as a nontarget major
sharp shoal
so ur applying to 5.5 internships on average for 365 days straight
low gorge
so ur applying to 5.5 internships on average for 365 days straight
i spent a good 4-6 hours applying for months every day
sharp shoal
locked in fr
gloomy talon
me too gng
sharp shoal
aint no way
low gorge
no its not
mine is like
actually t700
like doesn't even show up on greenhouse dropdown menu
thats how cooked it is
sharp shoal
t700 for cs or overall
low gorge
overall
gloomy talon
i spent a good 4-6 hours applying for months every day
me before i locked in and started actually targeting roles
lowk spam applying still works
sharp shoal
so its better for cs?
spice fog
like doesn't even show up on greenhouse dropdown menu
EEbob is just 🔥
merry sentinel
like doesn't even show up on greenhouse dropdown menu
cuz it's not national university
sharp shoal
bro made it out
merry sentinel
it's pretty well known in state tho no?
low gorge
cuz it's not national university
dawg i see literal community colleges on there
yo wtf
how
no shot where did u meet her
LOL
dm me name
im so curious
💀
sharp shoal
andrew where are u at now if u dont mind me asking
low gorge
andrew where are u at now if u dont mind me asking
quant hedge fund
it actually does
bc theres like
20 women in the grad class each year
lolol
sharp shoal
quant hedge fund
orz bro u the first in ur school at ur company?
low gorge
this was chicago
right
ye ik exactly who this is 😭 she's interning at a power company there rn
merry sentinel
ye ik exactly who this is 😭 she's interning at a power company there rn
orzz
low gorge
orz bro u the first in ur school at ur company?
im the only non MIT intern here
so yes
hot osprey
he will never overthrow our goat yeema
gloomy talon
im the only non MIT intern here
🐐
molten shoal
so like i dont have too much to say abt this one
it's quite good
i think main thing is prob just chuck skills section to the bottom cos nobody really reads that stuff
and maybe remove some of the elementary coursework that isn't super relevant to either quant or tech (intro algos, fundamentals)
ohhhhhhh
i feel like personally u have olys to make up for it
like i feel like if ur usamo + putnam + usaco gold its like
i would assume ur prob chilling ofr algs
but i also have more context than the avg recuriter maybe
i thought neither quant nor swe rly look at that stuff
its msotly for ATS/keyword spam
afaik SWE places care more about the experiences
im surprised that u didnt rly get that many swe stuff even w mit... damn....
my intuition (from the mit ppl at my current) is that it sounds like u might be able to get connected to some craacked af startups through networking there
not sure
and that might let u sidestep resume spam entirely
on the other hand, do big techs rly care about algs that much?
oh huh interesting
i would've thought having olys would make up for that already
lemme check my resume
lowkey that might be the play
and startup sounds like a really cool exp
i get some startup stuff but honestly idt i rly have the behavioural skills for those lol
molten shoal
me too tbh
back now :p
have to do one more thing but it's already 1am so ill just do it tmr
molten shoal
me too tbh
ive been like spazzing out at work for the past couple weeks cos of this
i think i just need to chill out
like im at emerg levels of not chilling lol
need that amergency coolant
(i feel like ocne it gets to the point where its impacting ur work and enjoyment thats bad)
then that ends up reflecting negatively on u -> vicious cycle
golden totem
sometimes quant after leaving hard to say where those people go after
i know a guy in trading who, if he ever left or got fired he probably would just retire
