#Incoming Senior Resume Review.

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fast knoll
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that’s crazy

neon kayak
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pulled ts up and scrolled to her pics

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immediately closed to come back and flame you

fast knoll
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all i’m hearing is u got a tiny penis

neon kayak
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if only that were true

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I set a pic of me chilling to one girl

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and she immediately asked to see my dick

fast knoll
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yes

neon kayak
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wtf is mousy brunette

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dude im not chronically online enough for ts

fast knoll
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guys cava or cfa

neon kayak
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books bitch

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tf you eating for

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you got no job

fast knoll
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fr wtf

neon kayak
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mousy brunette is ass

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chicks w black hair better

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but I care more about hair texture than color

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except for chicks w highlights

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idk that shit gets me going

fast knoll
neon kayak
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just the texture of mine

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gotta make sure she enjoys herself yk

fast knoll
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true

neon kayak
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otherwise shes not gonna schizo write my name 200 times in a notebook

fast knoll
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he split the two planets like moses n the sea

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how did we get here bro i was asking abt resume help

neon kayak
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look man theres the advice to play w her feelings and give her lifelong psychological damage

opaque pollen
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yep we can't compare to wet paper towel 6'9 9/10 face card marlon tier playing a losing battle

neon kayak
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and theres advice to get you a loving healthy relationship

neon kayak
fast knoll
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i want neither except for like 8 billion dollars in my bank account

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anyone over 6 foot is ngmi unironically never seen a tall mf work in ca

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cs*

opaque pollen
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according to short people if u hop on hinge / tinder / bumble

fast knoll
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they always like IT or some shit

opaque pollen
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u get infinite huzz

neon kayak
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nah height works best irl

fast knoll
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fake news

neon kayak
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height online is more like a prereq

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but being handsome is most important

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yeah that works heavily in ur favor man

opaque pollen
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jeff bezos is lowkey chopped

neon kayak
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lets not be delusional now

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bro ragebaiting

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😂

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yeah ur bsing and idk why

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bro you 100% get more attention for being some outlier like 6'4

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than you do for being 5'10

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face matters the most ofc

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but height is a super strong factor in your physical attraction especially as a man

opaque pollen
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nah short people say mid / chopped mid with height >>> short with 6/10 or 7/10 face card

neon kayak
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like im not even dooming or anything

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but lets not be disingenuous

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if youre scaring people thats fs a skill issue

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there are literally tall dudes on ig who make a living pulling chicks using their height among other factors

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oh hell nah ur one of those

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"I black out and see red" mfs

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😂

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???

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bro walking around just sizing everyone up for zero

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yes

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thats literally one of the most desired archetypes by women???

opaque pollen
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imagine you're 6'5 dating a 4'7 girl

neon kayak
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dudes who look like they can defend themselves

opaque pollen
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omg it sounds like a case

neon kayak
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because theyre attractive?

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attractive tall guys also get likes

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how are you so disillusioned

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yeah no ur bugging

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and its skill issue LOL

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how are you 6'5 having midgets w more pull

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like being shorter would not help you whatsoever

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nba players pull anything walking and they are all like 6'6+

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and theyve been pulling since hs

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before they were rich and famous

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yeah exactly

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its not a height thing

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its you brother

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we gotta take some accountability

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6'5 dude coping about genetics like he was born 5'2 cmon now

swift tangle
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1292 messages

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wtf

fast knoll
median oriole
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dam big messages

glacial zenith
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referrals always help

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if u got 2x faang u def should have a network in faang then

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or should be easier to get

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wdym?

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just go on linkedin and ask people from ur school for ref

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well yea but referrals will obv help

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u should always apply with a ref if u can get a ref, it is better than cold app is all I am saying

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msft yea

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zon and meta idk, I got both and both with ref

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meta I had reachout cuz in the past I had a ref for a role

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they didnt last year

tough timber
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honestly the biggest thing is just to apply early

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referrals will help if you can get them but the most important thing is applying right when the app comes out

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from my experience

ashen vine
tough timber
open ridge
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what template is that for resume

fast knoll
tough timber
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diddy

fast knoll
frank jasper
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github repo of jobs

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you looking for newgrad or internships?

fast knoll
tough timber
fast knoll
tough timber
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simplify has one if u google "simplify swe 2026"

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cscareers doesnt have one yet

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not many have dropped anyways

frank jasper
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and also exactly what i dm'd them lol

tough timber
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no 2026 NG roles have droppde anyways, prob why theres no lists atm

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well, ig like 5 roles have

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mostly just palantir and micro[pp]soft

frank jasper
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theres like quant stuff out but idk if youre targeting that

tough timber
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i wish i was good enough for quant

frank jasper
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me too brother me too

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im just gonna get auto rejected and gaslight my future kids that we couldve been rich 🥀

tough timber
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💀 if you make it to FAANG then you won’t need to gaslight as hard

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dw

tough timber
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congrats, your resume does look insane ngl

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wish i grinded harder esp during fresh and soph years but gotta move on with life

frank jasper
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tbh all my good exp came in the last 1.5 years

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i wish i hadnt been such a bum in my first two years of uni

tough timber
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aye you grinder and got there

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we all gonna make it

frank jasper
fleet wraith
fast knoll
fast knoll
pastel stream
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So much yapping

tough timber
tough timber
# fast knoll i use this LOL

lowkey idk how accurate it is because Goldman Sachs released their 2026 analyst stuff and the sheet doesn’t have it

fast knoll
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it prolly takes time to propagate

tough timber
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it’s been 3-4 days tho

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idk

fast knoll
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oh

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idk

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maybe the teq is i kms

tough timber
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if I don’t get at least tier 3 company I’m kms

fast knoll
pastel stream
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Drop the tier list @tough timber

tough timber
frank jasper
frank jasper
neon kayak