!process Snowflake phone (Core/Database)

[hardy yarrow]

@sour spade start twerking boss you need to lock in

[raw elbow]

Loo?

[hardy yarrow]

no

us

[tranquil rune]

this one for practice too?

[hardy yarrow]

yuh scheduled it 2 days before anthro

so i dont rawdog that interview

[raw elbow]

wtf

Anthropic released internships?

[hardy yarrow]

nah im ft

its easier to get internship interviews

[hardy yarrow]

where are you working this summer

[sour spade]

Dms

[tame parrot]

you've gotten offer b4 right?

or am i tweaking

[latent isle]

gpt did u just graduate?

[hardy yarrow]

Yes

[hardy yarrow]

Yh this is a burner resume to get OA and prod

Proc

I use my alter ego name

[latent isle]

bro gpt where r u likely going FT

antrhopic hires new grads wtf?

[sour spade]

C1 gaps all

[hardy yarrow]

I’m at oai rn

Or starting from Monday

Waiting for my gf @sour spade to join from September tho

[latent isle]

bro holy duck u might be him

bro r u trolling

like deadass

[hardy yarrow]

Nah

[latent isle]

bro where did u intern and stuff

[hardy yarrow]

Anywya bro where are you for summer

[latent isle]

im ngmi bro

bro this guy actually might be him

holy DUCK

[hardy yarrow]

Yuh

[latent isle]

wait gpt why r u still recruiting

if u @oai

[hardy yarrow]

Not recruiting im interviewing

Because I have free time rn

[latent isle]

oai is in sf?

or u goin seattle

[hardy yarrow]

Sf

It’s fine I only give my ssn to you

Open credit cards in my name

[latent isle]

walkda

can u dride gpt

[sour spade]

Mmmm

[latent isle]

walkda.dride(gpt)

[hardy yarrow]

We all dride someone

In my case it’s Jesus

[latent isle]

not jensen?

[hardy yarrow]

Or whichever baddie walks into the room

[cobalt gust]

tell the recruiter to start their fall internship process 🙄

[tame parrot]

cool cool gl

acc gl w anthropic thats way more important

[hardy yarrow]

Yh sent in my references today

[cobalt gust]

my internshp hasnt started yet xd

[hardy yarrow]

Now we pray

[tame parrot]

🙏

[cobalt gust]

its like june 9 to aug 22

[hardy yarrow]

Where you at

[cobalt gust]

cit

[hardy yarrow]

Oh fuck

[cobalt gust]

i also got openai but i took cit, but now i wanna do openai fall 💀

but the recruiter is ghosting my ass

[hardy yarrow]

Go to the quant event

In nyc

[cobalt gust]

how do i get invited to it 💀

[hardy yarrow]

One sec

[sour spade]

Omg

It’s banana

[native otter]

Bro give me this phone please

I need snow fall bro

Otherwise i am ngmi

[hardy yarrow]

DMs

[tranquil rune]

dms

[sour spade]

X2 👀👀

[tranquil rune]

i fking wish, spring will bless us parney

[hardy yarrow]

This bro is a fraud he’s actually gmi

Ts insane

[sour spade]

Oh rip

Wya summer bruh

[tawdry oriole]

are u talking ab the anthropic one?

[hardy yarrow]

the oai one