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Lakers in 4
me asf rn
nah they cant win with this roster, it doesnt work well together, lakers playing for the future
im a lebron glazer
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no hes not bro its danny ainge
then we getting bronny 7 rings
and then we saying bronny > MJ
the agenda is here
jorbum plumber era is so back
danny ainge gonna ask for rob pelinka's kidneys and half the organization's earnings
knecht is streaky asf ngl
just get those 2 please
i cannot be a mavs fan no more though
they not the same mavs i know, they stuck with dirk through good and bad and now they dropped the face of the franchise
mark cuban no longer owner π
mark cuban rather divorce than trade luka
what happened to my team man
ong
gonna have to become a nuggets fan now or smth
bro we were supposed to win it all this year
we got grimes, naji, healthy luka
and kyrie won't shit the bed against boston 2 years in a row
i cannot be supporting this organization when u traded the player who got u to the finals just last season with luka being the only performing player during that finals series
i don't get why the mavs pulled the trigger on this - they could have waited until summer
deadass
yes bro
why AD???? π
nah deadass though
DJJ our best defender but also a backpack shooting ass ngl
bro i was so salty, i went to game 4 in dallas
had super good seats
wanted to see the ceremony
and ant cooked them
they said defense wins championships and they didnt like luka's injury but they traded for another dude who just got injured and was injury prone for years
i honestly dont think okc needed to make that move
their team is so balanced rn
its insane
luka is 25 which is crazy
i cannot guess what his next move is
also luka played really good defense in the playoffs. ppl dont get that
this will be on my mind for at least a whole week
he was good iso defense
help defense could be better
even then if you watch like awfulcoachings videos
he def improved as a defender
he was doing good
bro awfulcoaching was praising him all playoffs ngl
and that dude usually just shits on everyone for bad defense
yeah, defense is pretty like
you can't necessarily be wrong when it comes to defense imo
im not even from texas but im a big ass dallas fan, im so cooked
cannot imagine how it is for dallas born mfs
from NY but nets are ass and i dont mess with knicks fanbase
like bro, it's Luka Doncic
nah deadass π
did we forget this man dropped a 73 point triple double on 91% TS?
25/33 shots too
if wemby leaves san antonio next year... my god
bro basically had at least 2x in pts compared to fga
luka wemby bron is nuts
nah bro stop the glaze, cannot be supporting lakers like this
ethical hoops unlike shai π€£
dude
BRON AGENDA
please
im conflicted cause fuck the lakers but luka fr a dawg
hahaha
i hate the nuggets as a bron fan
fuck jamal murray
bro when jamal aura farmed with that halfcourt shot
i was so sick
this was so much aura i couldn't even say nothin
its this shit but god is act just jamal murray and its lakers fans
fr bro
the effects of klay thompson being on your team π
he cooked with the grimes and gafford signing
that shit was 10/10
i didnt really liked the klay signing
to begin with
i thought they couldve gotten someone else
i never liked it, i wish they got a 3 and D wing
marshall was an amazing signing though i fw his game
facts, naji slept on
i thought he was gonna be starting as a djj replacement
but then they signed terrorist klay
deadass
he's going ballistic for me in fantasy
i wanted the trade for trey murphy or herb
like post finals i was praying for a trey murphy trade
tall, 3 & d and can create his own shot
wish the mavs had a tari eason
honestly they shouldve traded kyrie over luka if they were concerned about defense, u cant just go defense all the way and ignore offense bruh
or a bilal
mfs took "defense wins championship" way too far
literally man
trying to be like orlando magic or sum
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mid ass record but amazing defense shit offense
literally
what do the mavs even do now?
like how do they playmake with 3 people that suck at shooting 3s
mavs fanbase needs to release luigi magione cause he got a new mission
its on site for nico anywhere in dallas for a good ass month
bro better hire security guards
facts
kyrie isnt even an amazing facilitator hes better on sg
literally
AD cant lead a team either
jason midd has always been awful
he's been farming off luka's talent when he got to wcf and finals
he plays kleber 32 min
for no reason
kleber is so fking trash bro
glad he's gone
what does kleber do bro
"defend"
tbh with that roster last year, they were honestly more than capable of winning a chip
even with lack of 3pt shooting
if they had like mark dagnoult or joe mazulla they prob wouldve cooked hard
the good thing is though, AD farms the fk outta porzingis
so if they meet, it's on sight for him ngl
we gotta make it out of the west first π
jokic treating AD like a bag of chips ngl
idm another nuggets chip this season, i need to push that jokic best center of the century agenda
ah hell nah
you know we banned jokic from fantasy after this season
he's averaging 71 fps
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like bro. my first round pick (brunson) averages 43
i just fw jokic's game
im still kinda mad mavs let brunson leave
he's the best passer in the league
like that
bro only asked for 56 mil/4yrs as a 20 ppg off 6th man
mavs and point guards
nash
brunson
luka
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cant be fw'ing with this new ownership, ik for a fact mark cuban wouldnt let luka be traded man fuck
nah facts he's having like a never seen before season
"conditioning" my ass
ive never seen a fucking center avg 47.5% from 3 and shooting at decent volume
dude sabonis is going crazy too
while avging a triple double with the best adv stats across all players
casuals man
hahahaha
norman powell is such a dawg
holy fk
my friend got him in the 12th round
he's a bucket bro
averaging like 40 fps
i honestly never saw it coming, him being this good
i still remember him from toronto chip days
especially off the dribble
crazy efficient too
bro's suffering from danny ainge treatment
mf wants to fleece so bad, it hurts both sides, jazz will never improve bc they dont do any trades
facts
honestly i dont fw the warriors but i do feel bad for curry
danny ainge is that friend who's afraid to apply to faang because he doesn't want to have the guilt of messing up
bro just does nothing
danny ainge the type of dude to lowball u after agreeing to a price on fb marketplace
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im happy for westbrook doing so well on the nuggets though, bro needs a chip for all his dedication
"jazz westbrook"
"celtics shaq"
"mavs klay"
"mavs AD"
he's been hooping bro, that pick n roll with jokic is so elite because russ has always been a dime
yeah facts
jokic was cooking when scouting for russ
jokic might need to be the next gm
mf basically both batman with prep time and joker π
dude jokic is just stupidly good
bro so nonchalant and treating this like a 9-5 but ppl dont know how hard he works during the 9-5
they just sign him off as not practicing cause he wants to have a life outside of ball
he just has a life outside of basketball unlike KD
who fking
practices his form
in front of the huzz
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"im kevin durant, you know who i am" headass
lmaooo
nuggets only really need 1 good piece on the bench and they back to championship form
if they still had bruce brown or a kcp-like player off the bench it'd be a whole diff team
only reason why they lose games is a weak bench
strawther the only good one icl
bro got christian braun as a starter looking like the best role player ever
idk how jokic got "christian braun" looking like the best role player ever
kansas legend
no disrespect to his game cause he good, but i did not see a 14.5 ppg 57% fg on 38% 3pt from him year 2
with good defense too
christian braun kansas edit with the "don't go back to our own place, it's probably locked up anyway" song playing
facts i didn't see that jump
57% fg is insane for a 6'6 player on sf
jokic on court +/- vs off court is act insane, i honestly dont think shai should get mvp over him this season but voter fatigue gonna hit like crazy
dyson daniels, tm3, braun, powell, Amen improved so much
literally
real shit
this is nuts bro his defense is crazy too
cade has taken that leap too, he's so nice this year
hes like the best rebounding and maybe even slasher wing in the league
i love tari too bro
honestly i never hated dillon brooks but he was just inconsistent in prev years but he's cooking this season too
ppl wroted him out as a villain and now they miss his antics π
nah u just a lebron glazer thats why
he disrespected bron and bron hit him with the and 1 in the playoffs
in OT
HE GOT SAT DOWN.
i recognize his game, bro stands on business even if he gets his ass whooped
cant be a bitch and lay low after getting whooped
real
too bad he goes from hitting 10 3's to brickfest
i miss that denver lakers wcf series, that series was mad close every game
facts
yeah he just needs to be more consistent, i recognize his defense though
i was in turkey man i remember waking up and seeing ad drop 40 alongside jokic
wish i could have seen all 4 games
yeah idk what the mavs are gonna do now, they'll prob make like 2nd rd
but even if they win a chip is it really worth losing luka, i felt like a new coach and swapping some role players would lead to like multiple chips π
bro why couldnt pj during the rest of the playoffs besides okc series play like how he is this season
hes been going off like nuts on the rebound and is actually taking intiative
pause
they play small ball and get like a 93 defensive rating or some crazy shit but cant defend pj
literally bro
pj too tuff
stand on business
i know for a fact
as soon as the lakers beat the knicks
they instantly signed that offer
from nico
like "we beat a top 5 team, do the deal asap"
the wizards game obv didn't matter
nico fr ruined his resume
cant believe bro cooked in all of his signings then drop this
he folded so hard with brunson walking
then masterclass after masterclass
then lets luka mf doncic go
bleeding knee
and still the best player in the finals
im sick
bro played with a bleeding knee all playoffs
aand still avg 29 ppg which is like his worst playoff career avg ever π
hahahaha
luka is such a playoff riser man
my king
Always Damaged could never
as a laker fan AD is so soft man
"odd game AD" was a thing
like bro
fuck man, i can glaze luka but i cant glaze lakers idk how to treat him going forward, yellow and purple gonna feel so off on him
real
AD inconsistent as hell
he'll drop a masterclass then another day shit the bed for no reason
literally
you know in game 5
against the nuggets
AD was 14-15 at the half
he was literally going insane
and then he didn't shoot the ball at all
the second half
like bro
wtf happened
i remember when they had aaron gordon defend ad instead, aaron gordon had that mf on lock
aaron gordon owns him on defense π
i was so sad
bro got bitched by a pf
yeah he's built like a tank
prob stronger than lebron
hell no
nah i know π
nobody is stronger than my glorious king
have you seen lebron squat?
(it's ass)
LMAO
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nah bro im not trying to see that
i wish i could erase that memory of seeing that time he was readjusting his pants as a cav
that was not it bro
okay now, dont get it twisted
you will not catch me looking at any part near that area on any dude
bro is in shambles π
did he actually hit 270 lbs
i heard about it
"supposedly"
idrc tho like
luka is gonna get his
who gives af about his conditioning
the dude averaged 34/10/9
if they worried aobut conditioning and injury, why they get AD
logic odnt even line up
hahahaha fr
if they cared so much about injury go try to get ant and naz reid or smth
younger star and not injury prone
and fits guard position
why AD bruh
ant and naz is tuff but luka to minny
can play defense too
nah u right, its a better alternative, but trading luka in general was a bad move
its just the lesser evil alternative for trading luka
hey Luka, you're playing with Rudy Gobert!
BREAKING NEWS: Luka Doncic has retired for personal reasons, sources tell ESPN.
luka would rudy on 1 on 1 every practice
rudy gonna request a trade, he for sure doesnt want to see luka
u were there?
he was like 7/8 from 3 or smth
that game winner was so close
jesus
at that deep ass range too
his form has no dip
i got scared for a moment cause i honestly thought it was gonna hit
it's so automatic
disgusting
at this point man get kessler
hillbilly trio + bron
get the chip π
get wife beater hayes off my team
and send rui to utah with jalen hood shitfino
i forgot jalen hood schfino existed until i saw the trade details
jalen hood schifino off my team
on the bright side
no kleber is a blessing
no more 35 min of cardio from him
nah facts
naz reid was what we wished kleber was
instead bro is inconsistent with 3's and has no driving into paint presence
is butler a free agent next summer?
depends on the payroll, kyrie is like expiring in 2 years
damn
im guessing kyrie will most likely leave
luka kyrie naji pj lively
what couldve been
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oh man! almost like we had that and traded luka for no reason
when we were going back to the finals against a worse version of boston
gg
boston is so fried they have tatum hitting game winners against the pels bro
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honestly i was praying for that signing with klay to just trade him away for another piece
would love to trade him for like a cam johnson
that would be peak
even bogdanovic
wouldve costed some picks that we dont have much of anymore
give me boggey over klay
id even take bogdonovic from atl over klay
i was hoping to trade for deni adjvda back when he was still in washington too
hes not just 3&d bro can drive too
iykyk
especially new mavs owner
yep
ay fk it
let's get lavine
he's hooping
say goodbye klay
give me zac and vuc for klay and some rocks
shouldve fucking fired jason kidd and get a new coach over trading luka
we should have gotten kenny atkinson
bro developed so much as a coach
their offense is amazing, they used evan mobley as a 2nd ball facilitator
i have mobley on my fantasy team and i made sure to get him esp after preseason
that move opened up the lane and 3's so much
i still dont like how mavs just have ppl sitting on the corners
i remember watching mavs playoffs, it was mostly just luka ball movement then players standing at perimeter
no off ball movement from players at all
so luka has to drive himself or make some dribble plays
players dont get open themselves
mavs offense is just
luka gets to halfcourt
lively sets a screen
luka does an insane pass or defers to kyrie
rinse and repeat
yeah
or drive and kick simulator
like with nuggets offense, players like christian braun, mpj, ag, and russ would cut while jokic has the ball or smth and thats easy ass pts
nuggets dont even have a good 3pt shooting team but they got among the highest 3pt% because of how open their 3's are from cutting
gordon can't shoot
neither can PW
or bruan
or russ
lmao
still super effective
fr
russ shooting 40% on 3's as a starter too
just jokic things man
he's such a floor raiser
he's just a mid rim protector, but his iq is high as shit, he coordinates the defense too not just offense
so its not like he doesnt have any defensive impact
season is so cooked, i dont even want to watch any games from mavs until playoffs
we could probably get like 1-2 good seasons from this lineup but idk how deep we can even make it
could range from 1st round exit to finals, just depends on how offense rolls
ima watch ADisney's debut
and that mavs lakers TNT game on the 26th
fuck it
ima go in person
to that game
ill prob too for his debut
π that knicks lakers ticket was minimum $571
cant imagine any ticket price going higher than that
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nah ive been getting flightreacts recs on my yt and this mf fr saying wemby is better than jokic
it goes
ik this dude a troll but he also kinda being fr
jokic 1
luka 2
wemby 3
get run and dunk man + free throw merchant OFF my rankings
i honestly dont think wemby is that high rn
i still think shai is better than him
forever
i saw that spurs bucks
the whole 2 minute sequence?
he was going off but he def has off shooting nights
yeah his defensive impact is genuinely insane
i think he clears shai, especially because shai is mahomes-esque
theres just some nights i wish he played more like a center
he shoots 10+ 3's some nights when he could be such a paint menace
like he doesnt have to automatically go for a 3
yeah but he would be smarter if he as on a competitive team. he's just doing it for the exp
and limit testing
if he was on OKC he's the MVP
he def needs playoff exp rn though
fr
spurs prob not gonna make it that far though π
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i dont even know why they doing bad
one word
cause i think keldon johnson and vassell are act solid players
they already got 21 wins
they can still get someone hella good
then trade tons of picks + vassell for a top tier PG
and then get a good wing
and it's wraps
also them getting 1st pick for wemby was kinda low prob too i thought detriot was gonna get that 1st pick
wild asf
about this?
stephon castle gonna develop into a solid pg imo
hes a menace on defense and he seems like a good facilitator
just needs to fix his shot
idk how trae be getting such shit shooting %'s this yr ngl
literally
it's nasty how bad
he dropped 11 turnovers the other day man
nasty work
this is like rookie season efficiencies
not even funny
only thing making it okay is him getting like 11+ assists
but then again he sucks at defense too
must be nice being a texan though, 3 solid teams (soon to be for spurs)
no income tax either i think, i know luka mad asl for having to pay income tax in LA π
go to okc games π
OKC π
wear a pj mavs jersey there
they gonna kill u π
my king
ima do the pose too
and just troll ppl
hopefully i get rocked and sue the family
i can pay rent that way
zon is so cheap dawg π
putting yourself on the line for the bag, game is game
nahhhh
taking charges for the bag
call a bro rondo, the way he staring at kyle lowry
mb cp3*
don't let this distract you from the fact that joel embiid is gonna miss the playoffs
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playin*
fuck that fraud
rs
jokic shouldve been mvp and champ that season
facts
ruined that 4 in a row mvp
had joker on my fantasy team and mine
not forgiving that mf
its all cause of kendrick perkin's stupid ass
in philly ofc
saying its racism and shit
ofc bro
pushing that narrative and getting mfs to vote for joel
"U played hard tho champ" or "54 from treball is odee shooting hangpulls"
these are the important questions
saying not top 10 in scoring and shit winning an mvp not happening since like 1980 something but stopped there cause he didnt want magic johnson stats to ruin his argument about white guys winning mvp
too bad espn is all drama
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bronny rejected rising star
bro wouldve been cooked not even trying to hate, bro actually should play more in the G league for more experience
i dont put that cardiac arrest against him, but thats more reason for not entering the league prematurely
that and-1 was tuff
man im so sad
that reminds me of kyrie's and-1 against the clippers
his hangtime was so clean
and now it's all over
mavs window has closed
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yes bro
and 1 hand left hand game winner against nug
dude i need to meet kyrie
that was so fucking insane
yeah lmao
all it took was a supporting org
nah fr, he was tight with luka
luigi mangione save us
was he
bro was a upenn student
ethical and intelligent hooper
we're like dlo and ass
i know mfs on rednote during that tiktok ban be putting thirst traps of luigi π
factsss
wow
mavs fan gonna boo the shit out of nico when camera points to him in the stadium
ong
need to know where he lives
idk if i can even support the mavs org after this trade bruh π
part of me will still like them cause dirk but they went back on their ways, i fr thought they were gonna go through with luka through all good and bad
if they start losing
we riot
ez
"you guys were sleeping on AD, did you not see the collin sexton play over luka? he quit on the team!" agenda gonna go crazy
never forgetting that 2011 run, it all paid off running with dirk the entire way
idk how u feel about it being a lebron glazer while being a mavs fan
bro shat on them
cause that miami move was peak weak shit
same with kd to warriors
god bless dirk for owning those miami bums with a fever thats aura
i watched the entire 2018 cavs season for some reason, as well as lonzo and kuz and the others on the lakers
jj barea locks up bron
2018 LeBron was magnificent bro, i'll never forget
dude
i have a signed luka hoodie
ill give him 2018 that was an insane run
time to sell it?
real
it just happens that he went to a team i didnt really like
cause lakers fans are as bad as celtics
okay maybe not as bad
celtics fans are so racist
but they're def bad
they be spamming the hard r
yeah celtics worst of the worst
id prob put lakers fan same tier as nyk fans
delusional and entitled
facts
that's true
like the edits of every player itw
as a laker
- the bron glazing army
tough to beat
start scapegoating players everytime some stuff goes wrong
i still remember nyk fans ripping down randle posters and shit while he was injured
kicking it and shit
i dont fw that
u can talk shit after they leave the team but that was not it
at the stadium too
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idk why they still on that
they're the better team now but they still chant that like they're reliving 2021 playoffs
lmaoooo
aura
π how they get sonned by trae young in 2025
trae > cold palmer
in fact i dont even know how the knicks lost against lakers today
how tf did "jaxson hayes" stop kat from scoring more than 11
hayes feeling like boogie that day
zesty ahhh
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fuck me man kat is unique to say the least
man imma go to sleep now but it was a pleasure talking about hoops with you.. nothing like a good late night discussion
bro think he's the best shooting big man though
who he feeling like
he not dirk bro
nah facts its 5:40 am in ny π
gonna wake up only to still have my mind on this
bro
i was literally playing mario party with my roommates
when that shit happened
yeah
if i play koopa i get sonned, if i play shy guy i just win
koopa got side character energy, i can never win with that mf
hahahaha
shy guy got that mysterious aura, i fw him heavy
Shy Guy is so tuff
about as tough as luigi
he got the mask on because his aura needs to be contained
jamboree is fun asf but u kinda need at least 15-20 turns
that jamboree buddy system is way too busted
imagine working your entire life to get cooked by a dude named Luigi
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if u play 10 turns u are cooked by whoever got the jamboree buddy
facts new mario kart too
i be playing mario kart and shit with all my roommates, we all chipped in for a 300 dollar projector in our dorm
got mad games on the switch, ill hop on occasionally to play during the weekend if im not grinding classes and other stuff
its honestly mid
must be cramped af
nah its fine now
i got lucky since we managed to snag a 6 single apt with cooking dorm and large living room
nah im in like the middle of nowhere not nyc for school
i would commute but i dont got a car, i barely pay tuition though
W
its like 500 a sem basically since i managed to cop a scholarship after writing a 6 sentence essay
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- some groceries and its not much
thatβs nuts
yeah but honestly idk if this was the move, i prob shouldve went to a better college or smth
but def saved a shit load of money
how is recruiting going
goofy ass still waiting for interview inv from zon or c1
ahhh
what happens when u are a t50-60 school
i shouldve taken GT or smth
took me 3 years to get something
congrats u made it π«‘
strive for greatness
prob need to add a better project or something to my resume so i can get past more screens
itβs such rng man genuinely
as long as your resume looks good and your projects have relevant technologies like
youβre in the rng loop
definition of mid for sure lmao
tons of hella smart people but tons of people that donβt really mind
people are good tho, really chill
yeah im working on some aws lambda, dynamodb stuff with some novel updating project rn, gonna try some competitive sudoku proj with c# and azure stuff afterwards, hopefully it'll be better cause some of my proj uses my school's cloud service that nobody knows
my school is like for nyc ppl who got rejected by ivys π
yeah thatβs clean
my school is the UT Austin rejects school haha
KD aura
u didnt get into UT austin i assume
got in but not for CS
it better not be math π
ECE
oh thats not too bad but idk how swapping majors there would be
i fr shouldve applied to more schools as a hs mf i didnt know college aura mattered so much in the process
im just gonna stay home and commute lmao
same bro same
like i applied to like 10 schools
shouldve just applied to them all and pray
i had a good gpa and shit too, shouldve hid my SAT score that covid year
1490 kinda mid for some of those school
school means so much
ppl say it doesnβt but they arenβt from a t50/t75
they donβt get it
nah facts