#im on life support

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silent stone
errant timber
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Lakers in 4

strange hound
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bron getting 6 rings

tender wharf
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me asf rn

tender wharf
strange hound
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im a lebron glazer

tender wharf
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😭

strange hound
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rob pelinka is getting kessler

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and sexton

tender wharf
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no hes not bro its danny ainge

strange hound
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then we getting bronny 7 rings

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and then we saying bronny > MJ

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the agenda is here

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jorbum plumber era is so back

tender wharf
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danny ainge gonna ask for rob pelinka's kidneys and half the organization's earnings

strange hound
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trade rui gabe vincent wood hayes 2 first round picks i do not care

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AND knecht

tender wharf
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knecht is streaky asf ngl

strange hound
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just get those 2 please

tender wharf
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i cannot be a mavs fan no more though

strange hound
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bro im a mavs fan whos a lebron glazer

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im coping

tender wharf
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they not the same mavs i know, they stuck with dirk through good and bad and now they dropped the face of the franchise

strange hound
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literally

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mark cuban would never

tender wharf
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mark cuban no longer owner 😭

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mark cuban rather divorce than trade luka

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what happened to my team man

strange hound
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ong

tender wharf
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gonna have to become a nuggets fan now or smth

strange hound
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bro we were supposed to win it all this year

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we got grimes, naji, healthy luka

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and kyrie won't shit the bed against boston 2 years in a row

tender wharf
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i cannot be supporting this organization when u traded the player who got u to the finals just last season with luka being the only performing player during that finals series

strange hound
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i don't get why the mavs pulled the trigger on this - they could have waited until summer

tender wharf
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deadass

strange hound
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yes bro

tender wharf
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and even if they did do a trade

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they got fucking fleeced

strange hound
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our best defender was fking DJJ

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can you believe that

tender wharf
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why AD???? 😭

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nah deadass though

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DJJ our best defender but also a backpack shooting ass ngl

strange hound
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bro i was so salty, i went to game 4 in dallas

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had super good seats

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wanted to see the ceremony

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and ant cooked them

tender wharf
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😭

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if mavs were gonna trade

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at least trade for another younger star

strange hound
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jdub + dort + 6 firsts

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is that worth?

tender wharf
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they said defense wins championships and they didnt like luka's injury but they traded for another dude who just got injured and was injury prone for years

tender wharf
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their team is so balanced rn

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its insane

strange hound
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but it's luka doncic

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its a top 10 player of all time

tender wharf
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it fr is luka doncic

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but sam presti is also a masterclass genius

strange hound
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luka is 25 which is crazy

tender wharf
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i cannot guess what his next move is

strange hound
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yeah

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this was caruso for giddey but on a 100x worse scale

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lmao

tender wharf
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fr

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im literally in shambles

strange hound
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also luka played really good defense in the playoffs. ppl dont get that

tender wharf
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this will be on my mind for at least a whole week

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he was good iso defense

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help defense could be better

strange hound
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even then if you watch like awfulcoachings videos

tender wharf
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he def improved as a defender

strange hound
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he was doing good

tender wharf
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bro awfulcoaching was praising him all playoffs ngl

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and that dude usually just shits on everyone for bad defense

strange hound
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yeah, defense is pretty like

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you can't necessarily be wrong when it comes to defense imo

tender wharf
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im not even from texas but im a big ass dallas fan, im so cooked

strange hound
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facts man i was born and raised in dallas

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and everyone is going crazy in the gcs

tender wharf
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cannot imagine how it is for dallas born mfs

strange hound
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lmao

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insta is just 150 stories

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of shams

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shits a movie

tender wharf
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from NY but nets are ass and i dont mess with knicks fanbase

strange hound
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like bro, it's Luka Doncic

tender wharf
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nah deadass 😭

strange hound
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did we forget this man dropped a 73 point triple double on 91% TS?

tender wharf
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25/33 shots too

strange hound
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if wemby leaves san antonio next year... my god

tender wharf
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bro basically had at least 2x in pts compared to fga

strange hound
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luka wemby bron is nuts

tender wharf
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nah bro stop the glaze, cannot be supporting lakers like this

strange hound
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dude

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BRON AGENDA

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please

tender wharf
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im conflicted cause fuck the lakers but luka fr a dawg

strange hound
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hahaha

tender wharf
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only other team i like after the mavs were the nuggets

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i fw homegrown talent

strange hound
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i hate the nuggets as a bron fan

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fuck jamal murray

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bro when jamal aura farmed with that halfcourt shot

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i was so sick

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this was so much aura i couldn't even say nothin

tender wharf
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its this shit but god is act just jamal murray and its lakers fans

strange hound
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facts

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LMAO

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we really thought nico was cooking man

tender wharf
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fr bro

strange hound
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the effects of klay thompson being on your team πŸ’”

tender wharf
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he cooked with the grimes and gafford signing

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that shit was 10/10

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i didnt really liked the klay signing

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to begin with

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i thought they couldve gotten someone else

strange hound
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i never liked it, i wish they got a 3 and D wing

tender wharf
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marshall was an amazing signing though i fw his game

strange hound
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facts, naji slept on

tender wharf
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i thought he was gonna be starting as a djj replacement

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but then they signed terrorist klay

strange hound
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bro trey murphy would be a godsend on the mavs

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holy

tender wharf
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deadass

strange hound
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he's going ballistic for me in fantasy

tender wharf
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i wanted the trade for trey murphy or herb

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like post finals i was praying for a trey murphy trade

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tall, 3 & d and can create his own shot

strange hound
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wish the mavs had a tari eason

tender wharf
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honestly they shouldve traded kyrie over luka if they were concerned about defense, u cant just go defense all the way and ignore offense bruh

strange hound
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or a bilal

tender wharf
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mfs took "defense wins championship" way too far

strange hound
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literally man

tender wharf
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trying to be like orlando magic or sum

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😭

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mid ass record but amazing defense shit offense

strange hound
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literally

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what do the mavs even do now?

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like how do they playmake with 3 people that suck at shooting 3s

tender wharf
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mavs fanbase needs to release luigi magione cause he got a new mission

strange hound
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hahaha

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klay is gonna ballhog so much man its over

tender wharf
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its on site for nico anywhere in dallas for a good ass month

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bro better hire security guards

strange hound
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facts

tender wharf
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kyrie isnt even an amazing facilitator hes better on sg

strange hound
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literally

tender wharf
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AD cant lead a team either

strange hound
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if you look at his assist numbers

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they've never been good

tender wharf
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nor can kyrie lead a team

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so idk who tf is gonna show up when shit gets tough

strange hound
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it's a bunch of tier 2 stars really

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nobody with that dawg in em

tender wharf
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and jason kidd isnt an amazing coach either

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bro cannot make adjustments at all

strange hound
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jason midd has always been awful

tender wharf
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he's been farming off luka's talent when he got to wcf and finals

strange hound
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he plays kleber 32 min

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for no reason

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kleber is so fking trash bro

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glad he's gone

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what does kleber do bro

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"defend"

tender wharf
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tbh with that roster last year, they were honestly more than capable of winning a chip

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even with lack of 3pt shooting

strange hound
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kyrie was just so bad

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and PJ too

tender wharf
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if they had like mark dagnoult or joe mazulla they prob wouldve cooked hard

strange hound
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the good thing is though, AD farms the fk outta porzingis

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so if they meet, it's on sight for him ngl

tender wharf
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we gotta make it out of the west first 😭

strange hound
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facts 🀣

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mavs def beating okc tho i promise

tender wharf
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jokic treating AD like a bag of chips ngl

strange hound
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and they're beating clips, nuggets gg

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jokic owns ad

tender wharf
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idm another nuggets chip this season, i need to push that jokic best center of the century agenda

strange hound
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ah hell nah

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you know we banned jokic from fantasy after this season

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he's averaging 71 fps

tender wharf
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😭

strange hound
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like bro. my first round pick (brunson) averages 43

tender wharf
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i just fw jokic's game

strange hound
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he's almost brunson times 2

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facts

tender wharf
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im still kinda mad mavs let brunson leave

strange hound
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he's the best passer in the league

tender wharf
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like that

strange hound
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ethical hooper

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his 3pt percentage is nuts too

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shooting like 45%

tender wharf
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bro only asked for 56 mil/4yrs as a 20 ppg off 6th man

strange hound
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nash

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brunson

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luka

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πŸ’”

tender wharf
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cant be fw'ing with this new ownership, ik for a fact mark cuban wouldnt let luka be traded man fuck

strange hound
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facts bro

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they just wanted to be cheap

tender wharf
strange hound
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"conditioning" my ass

tender wharf
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ive never seen a fucking center avg 47.5% from 3 and shooting at decent volume

strange hound
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dude sabonis is going crazy too

tender wharf
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while avging a triple double with the best adv stats across all players

strange hound
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on track for 60/50/80

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didn't make the all star game btw

tender wharf
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its all fanbase voting anyway

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bunch of casuals

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dont know shit about the game

strange hound
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casuals man

tender wharf
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chose james harden

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like who

strange hound
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hahahaha

tender wharf
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norman powell shouldve gotten it over him

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bro is a stud

strange hound
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norman powell is such a dawg

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holy fk

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my friend got him in the 12th round

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he's a bucket bro

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averaging like 40 fps

tender wharf
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i honestly never saw it coming, him being this good

strange hound
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his game is peak hoops

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i've always loved his form

tender wharf
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i still remember him from toronto chip days

strange hound
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especially off the dribble

tender wharf
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crazy efficient too

strange hound
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markannen has such a clean form too but he's in hell

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his stroke (pause) is nuts

tender wharf
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bro's suffering from danny ainge treatment

strange hound
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why did he not sign with gsw

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lmao

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cooked man

tender wharf
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mf wants to fleece so bad, it hurts both sides, jazz will never improve bc they dont do any trades

strange hound
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curry is in the lowest layer of hell

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i feel so bad bro

tender wharf
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honestly i dont fw the warriors but i do feel bad for curry

strange hound
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danny ainge is that friend who's afraid to apply to faang because he doesn't want to have the guilt of messing up

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bro just does nothing

tender wharf
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danny ainge the type of dude to lowball u after agreeing to a price on fb marketplace

strange hound
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literally bruh

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this guy took on westbrook 🀣

tender wharf
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😭

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im happy for westbrook doing so well on the nuggets though, bro needs a chip for all his dedication

strange hound
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"jazz westbrook"
"celtics shaq"
"mavs klay"
"mavs AD"

strange hound
tender wharf
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yeah facts

strange hound
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i hated him on the lakers but dude

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nobody fed AD that well

tender wharf
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jokic was cooking when scouting for russ

strange hound
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not even bron

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he got him buckets

tender wharf
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jokic might need to be the next gm

strange hound
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batman with prep time

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not joker anymore lmao

tender wharf
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mf basically both batman with prep time and joker 😭

strange hound
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dude jokic is just stupidly good

tender wharf
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bro so nonchalant and treating this like a 9-5 but ppl dont know how hard he works during the 9-5

strange hound
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facts

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jokic is that dude that never studies for the test and gets the record high

tender wharf
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they just sign him off as not practicing cause he wants to have a life outside of ball

strange hound
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have you seen that vid of him sprinting in serbia

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he actually grinds

tender wharf
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yeah

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only casuals call him lazy

strange hound
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he just has a life outside of basketball unlike KD

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who fking

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practices his form

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in front of the huzz

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🀣

tender wharf
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😭😭😭😭😭😭

strange hound
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like brother

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you're kevin durant

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what are you doing

tender wharf
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"im kevin durant, you know who i am" headass

strange hound
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lmaooo

tender wharf
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nuggets only really need 1 good piece on the bench and they back to championship form

strange hound
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that's what is so scary

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they lost bruce brown, jeff green, who else

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kcp

tender wharf
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if they still had bruce brown or a kcp-like player off the bench it'd be a whole diff team

strange hound
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literally

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jokic with a 3 and d player is just

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broken

tender wharf
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only reason why they lose games is a weak bench

strange hound
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strawther the only good one icl

tender wharf
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bro got christian braun as a starter looking like the best role player ever

strange hound
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peyton watson cant shoot for his life

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factsss lmao

tender wharf
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idk how jokic got "christian braun" looking like the best role player ever

strange hound
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kansas legend

tender wharf
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no disrespect to his game cause he good, but i did not see a 14.5 ppg 57% fg on 38% 3pt from him year 2

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with good defense too

strange hound
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christian braun kansas edit with the "don't go back to our own place, it's probably locked up anyway" song playing

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facts i didn't see that jump

tender wharf
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57% fg is insane for a 6'6 player on sf

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jokic on court +/- vs off court is act insane, i honestly dont think shai should get mvp over him this season but voter fatigue gonna hit like crazy

strange hound
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dyson daniels, tm3, braun, powell, Amen improved so much

tender wharf
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real shit

strange hound
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amen is fking

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he's an alien

tender wharf
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cam whitmore is a stud too

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tari eason playing mad good there too

strange hound
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this is nuts bro his defense is crazy too

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cade has taken that leap too, he's so nice this year

tender wharf
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hes like the best rebounding and maybe even slasher wing in the league

strange hound
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i love tari too bro

tender wharf
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honestly i never hated dillon brooks but he was just inconsistent in prev years but he's cooking this season too

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ppl wroted him out as a villain and now they miss his antics 😭

strange hound
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nah

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fk dillon brooks bro wym

tender wharf
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nah u just a lebron glazer thats why

strange hound
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he disrespected bron and bron hit him with the and 1 in the playoffs

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in OT

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HE GOT SAT DOWN.

tender wharf
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i recognize his game, bro stands on business even if he gets his ass whooped

strange hound
tender wharf
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cant be a bitch and lay low after getting whooped

strange hound
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this was peak hoops bro

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that memphis series was so tuff

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i miss it

strange hound
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too bad he goes from hitting 10 3's to brickfest

tender wharf
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i miss that denver lakers wcf series, that series was mad close every game

strange hound
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facts

tender wharf
strange hound
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i was in turkey man i remember waking up and seeing ad drop 40 alongside jokic

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wish i could have seen all 4 games

tender wharf
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yeah idk what the mavs are gonna do now, they'll prob make like 2nd rd

strange hound
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you know what they'll do

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lose the playin to like minny or whoever

tender wharf
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but even if they win a chip is it really worth losing luka, i felt like a new coach and swapping some role players would lead to like multiple chips 😭

strange hound
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beat okc round 1 (pj averages 33/8/2)

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then lose to the nuggets

tender wharf
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bro why couldnt pj during the rest of the playoffs besides okc series play like how he is this season

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hes been going off like nuts on the rebound and is actually taking intiative

strange hound
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he just matches up so well against OKC

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his physicality is so good

tender wharf
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pause

strange hound
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pause

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wings like tatum just make PJ useless sadly

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who does okc even have

tender wharf
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alex caruso.

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πŸ’€

strange hound
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everyone is either too short

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or ur chet

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lmao

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hartenstein is good ig

tender wharf
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they play small ball and get like a 93 defensive rating or some crazy shit but cant defend pj

strange hound
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literally bro

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pj too tuff

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stand on business

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i know for a fact

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as soon as the lakers beat the knicks

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they instantly signed that offer

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from nico

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like "we beat a top 5 team, do the deal asap"

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the wizards game obv didn't matter

tender wharf
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nico fr ruined his resume

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cant believe bro cooked in all of his signings then drop this

strange hound
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he folded so hard with brunson walking

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then masterclass after masterclass

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then lets luka mf doncic go

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bleeding knee

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and still the best player in the finals

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im sick

tender wharf
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bro played with a bleeding knee all playoffs

strange hound
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still cooked the fraud DPOY

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his deceleration is just too good man

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ima miss him

tender wharf
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aand still avg 29 ppg which is like his worst playoff career avg ever πŸ’€

strange hound
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hahahaha

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luka is such a playoff riser man

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my king

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Always Damaged could never

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as a laker fan AD is so soft man

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"odd game AD" was a thing

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like bro

tender wharf
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fuck man, i can glaze luka but i cant glaze lakers idk how to treat him going forward, yellow and purple gonna feel so off on him

strange hound
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real

tender wharf
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AD inconsistent as hell

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he'll drop a masterclass then another day shit the bed for no reason

strange hound
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literally

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you know in game 5

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against the nuggets

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AD was 14-15 at the half

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he was literally going insane

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and then he didn't shoot the ball at all

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the second half

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like bro

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wtf happened

tender wharf
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i remember when they had aaron gordon defend ad instead, aaron gordon had that mf on lock

strange hound
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yes bro

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the offensive rebound

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oml

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bron got sonned so hard

tender wharf
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aaron gordon owns him on defense 😭

strange hound
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i was so sad

tender wharf
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bro got bitched by a pf

strange hound
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literally

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lmao

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aaron gordon mad strong tho

tender wharf
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yeah he's built like a tank

strange hound
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his pitbull stronger sadly

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if you know, you know..

tender wharf
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prob stronger than lebron

strange hound
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hell no

tender wharf
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nah i know 😭

strange hound
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nobody is stronger than my glorious king

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have you seen lebron squat?

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(it's ass)

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LMAO

tender wharf
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😭

tender wharf
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nah bro im not trying to see that

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i wish i could erase that memory of seeing that time he was readjusting his pants as a cav

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that was not it bro

strange hound
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LMAOOOO

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i know you're into that stuff bro it's aight

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all g

tender wharf
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okay now, dont get it twisted

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you will not catch me looking at any part near that area on any dude

tender wharf
strange hound
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LMAOO

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bro man

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luka hit 270 pounds guys

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trade him for AD

tender wharf
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did he actually hit 270 lbs

strange hound
tender wharf
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i heard about it

strange hound
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"supposedly"

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idrc tho like

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luka is gonna get his

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who gives af about his conditioning

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the dude averaged 34/10/9

tender wharf
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if they worried aobut conditioning and injury, why they get AD

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logic odnt even line up

strange hound
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hahahaha fr

tender wharf
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if they cared so much about injury go try to get ant and naz reid or smth

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younger star and not injury prone

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and fits guard position

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why AD bruh

strange hound
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ant and naz is tuff but luka to minny

tender wharf
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can play defense too

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nah u right, its a better alternative, but trading luka in general was a bad move

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its just the lesser evil alternative for trading luka

strange hound
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hey Luka, you're playing with Rudy Gobert!
BREAKING NEWS: Luka Doncic has retired for personal reasons, sources tell ESPN.

tender wharf
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luka would rudy on 1 on 1 every practice

strange hound
tender wharf
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rudy gonna request a trade, he for sure doesnt want to see luka

strange hound
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seeing this live was top 3 nba moments of all time for me

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genuinely

tender wharf
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u were there?

strange hound
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nah not this game

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game 4 which they lost

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this was in minny

tender wharf
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oh

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yeah i watched the entire series live too

strange hound
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bro naz reid was going ballistic

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and he got the ball

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and almost made it

tender wharf
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he was like 7/8 from 3 or smth

strange hound
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holy fk bro

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yes dude

tender wharf
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that game winner was so close

strange hound
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jesus

tender wharf
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at that deep ass range too

strange hound
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his form has no dip

tender wharf
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i got scared for a moment cause i honestly thought it was gonna hit

strange hound
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it's so automatic

tender wharf
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aw hell nah

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this color scheme dont fit him

strange hound
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disgusting

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at this point man get kessler

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hillbilly trio + bron

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get the chip πŸ™

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get wife beater hayes off my team

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and send rui to utah with jalen hood shitfino

tender wharf
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i forgot jalen hood schfino existed until i saw the trade details

strange hound
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jalen hood schifino off my team

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on the bright side

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no kleber is a blessing

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no more 35 min of cardio from him

tender wharf
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nah facts

tender wharf
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naz reid was what we wished kleber was

strange hound
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facts

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bro

tender wharf
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instead bro is inconsistent with 3's and has no driving into paint presence

strange hound
#

is butler a free agent next summer?

tender wharf
#

he might take player option

#

if he doesnt hes free

strange hound
#

what are the chances of us landing jimmy

#

it's worth no?

tender wharf
#

depends on the contract ngl

#

if its long term we're fucked

strange hound
#

3 years would be worth imo

#

get klay off my team bro. please

tender wharf
#

depends on the payroll, kyrie is like expiring in 2 years

strange hound
#

damn

tender wharf
#

im guessing kyrie will most likely leave

strange hound
#

Kyrie Naji PJ AD Lively would be so peak

#

holy

tender wharf
#

what couldve been

#

😭

strange hound
#

oh man! almost like we had that and traded luka for no reason

#

when we were going back to the finals against a worse version of boston

#

gg

#

boston is so fried they have tatum hitting game winners against the pels bro

#

πŸ’”

tender wharf
#

honestly i was praying for that signing with klay to just trade him away for another piece

strange hound
#

his salary is perfect too

#

for a bum team

#

like 23 mil?

tender wharf
#

17 mil a year i think

#

3 yr 50 mil

strange hound
#

would love to trade him for like a cam johnson

#

that would be peak

#

even bogdanovic

tender wharf
#

wouldve costed some picks that we dont have much of anymore

strange hound
#

give me boggey over klay

tender wharf
#

id even take bogdonovic from atl over klay

#

i was hoping to trade for deni adjvda back when he was still in washington too

strange hound
#

yes bogdan

#

dude deni islike

#

he's solid af

#

mavs owner would love him

tender wharf
#

hes not just 3&d bro can drive too

strange hound
#

iykyk

tender wharf
strange hound
#

yep

#

ay fk it

#

let's get lavine

#

he's hooping

#

say goodbye klay

#

give me zac and vuc for klay and some rocks

tender wharf
#

shouldve fucking fired jason kidd and get a new coach over trading luka

strange hound
#

we should have gotten kenny atkinson

tender wharf
#

bro developed so much as a coach

strange hound
#

fire kidd after finals loss

#

get kenny

#

gg

tender wharf
#

their offense is amazing, they used evan mobley as a 2nd ball facilitator

strange hound
#

i have mobley on my fantasy team and i made sure to get him esp after preseason

tender wharf
#

that move opened up the lane and 3's so much

strange hound
#

his shot is so much better

#

and they run so many plays for him

tender wharf
#

i still dont like how mavs just have ppl sitting on the corners

strange hound
#

i hate that bro

#

i've always liked movement style

#

like prime gsw

tender wharf
#

i remember watching mavs playoffs, it was mostly just luka ball movement then players standing at perimeter

#

no off ball movement from players at all

#

so luka has to drive himself or make some dribble plays

#

players dont get open themselves

strange hound
#

mavs offense is just
luka gets to halfcourt
lively sets a screen
luka does an insane pass or defers to kyrie

#

rinse and repeat

tender wharf
#

yeah

strange hound
#

or drive and kick simulator

tender wharf
#

like with nuggets offense, players like christian braun, mpj, ag, and russ would cut while jokic has the ball or smth and thats easy ass pts

strange hound
#

literally

#

russ is cutting so much and it's so op

tender wharf
#

nuggets dont even have a good 3pt shooting team but they got among the highest 3pt% because of how open their 3's are from cutting

strange hound
#

gordon can't shoot

#

neither can PW

#

or bruan

#

or russ

#

lmao

#

still super effective

tender wharf
#

gordon's like 40% on 3's, got mf thinking he can shoot 😭

#

but its all open 3's

strange hound
#

fr

tender wharf
#

russ shooting 40% on 3's as a starter too

strange hound
#

he's so streaky idk

#

and russ.. well

#

we know how he is haha

tender wharf
#

every bad shooter becomes at least 40% when they're open

#

thats just goat offense

strange hound
strange hound
#

he's such a floor raiser

tender wharf
#

he's just a mid rim protector, but his iq is high as shit, he coordinates the defense too not just offense

#

so its not like he doesnt have any defensive impact

strange hound
#

the kicks for the kickball

#

peak hoops

tender wharf
#

season is so cooked, i dont even want to watch any games from mavs until playoffs

#

we could probably get like 1-2 good seasons from this lineup but idk how deep we can even make it

#

could range from 1st round exit to finals, just depends on how offense rolls

strange hound
#

ima watch ADisney's debut

#

and that mavs lakers TNT game on the 26th

#

fuck it

#

ima go in person

#

to that game

tender wharf
#

ill prob too for his debut

strange hound
#

lmao

#

tickets gonna be so expensive but worth

#

generational late night finds

tender wharf
#

😭 that knicks lakers ticket was minimum $571

#

cant imagine any ticket price going higher than that

strange hound
#

wtf

#

571?

#

nba is dead man

#

it's just rich people only

#

fandom is gone

tender wharf
#

knicks like the biggest market

#
  • NYC prices
strange hound
#

frfr

tender wharf
#

nah ive been getting flightreacts recs on my yt and this mf fr saying wemby is better than jokic

strange hound
#

it goes

tender wharf
#

ik this dude a troll but he also kinda being fr

strange hound
#

jokic 1

#

luka 2

#

wemby 3

#

get run and dunk man + free throw merchant OFF my rankings

tender wharf
#

i honestly dont think wemby is that high rn

strange hound
#

nah bro

#

have you seen his highlights from yesterday

#

itll change you

tender wharf
#

i still think shai is better than him

strange hound
#

forever

tender wharf
#

i saw that spurs bucks

strange hound
#

the whole 2 minute sequence?

tender wharf
#

he was going off but he def has off shooting nights

strange hound
#

his 3 has gotten so good man

#

and his defensive impact is godlike

tender wharf
#

yeah his defensive impact is genuinely insane

strange hound
#

i think he clears shai, especially because shai is mahomes-esque

tender wharf
#

theres just some nights i wish he played more like a center

#

he shoots 10+ 3's some nights when he could be such a paint menace

#

like he doesnt have to automatically go for a 3

strange hound
#

yeah but he would be smarter if he as on a competitive team. he's just doing it for the exp

#

and limit testing

#

if he was on OKC he's the MVP

tender wharf
#

he def needs playoff exp rn though

strange hound
#

fr

tender wharf
#

spurs prob not gonna make it that far though 😭

strange hound
#

not with harrison barnes

#

🀣

tender wharf
#

bro got harrison barnes getting 30 pts

#

on some nights just to win

#

😭

strange hound
#

😭

tender wharf
#

i dont even know why they doing bad

strange hound
#

one word

tender wharf
#

cause i think keldon johnson and vassell are act solid players

strange hound
#

no 2

#

cooper flagg

tender wharf
#

they not getting him ngl

#

shits gonna be rigged if they managed to get 1st pick

strange hound
#

literally bro

#

πŸ’€

tender wharf
#

they already got 21 wins

strange hound
#

they can still get someone hella good

#

then trade tons of picks + vassell for a top tier PG

#

and then get a good wing

#

and it's wraps

tender wharf
#

also them getting 1st pick for wemby was kinda low prob too i thought detriot was gonna get that 1st pick

strange hound
#

yup

#

like 8%

#

crazy

tender wharf
#

wild asf

strange hound
#

i wrote a blog for a personal project bro

#

in march

tender wharf
#

about this?

strange hound
#

called it man

#

i'm tuff

tender wharf
strange hound
#

oh fk i forgot about him

#

i just wanna see trae + wemby ngl

tender wharf
#

hes a menace on defense and he seems like a good facilitator

#

just needs to fix his shot

strange hound
#

his paint game is really good

#

that stutter step is cold

tender wharf
strange hound
#

literally

#

it's nasty how bad

#

he dropped 11 turnovers the other day man

#

nasty work

tender wharf
#

this is like rookie season efficiencies

#

not even funny

#

only thing making it okay is him getting like 11+ assists

#

but then again he sucks at defense too

strange hound
#

yeah

#

sadly

tender wharf
#

must be nice being a texan though, 3 solid teams (soon to be for spurs)

strange hound
#

it's nice man ngl

#

im gonna be in seattle this summer for zon so no hoops

#

sad

tender wharf
#

no income tax either i think, i know luka mad asl for having to pay income tax in LA πŸ’€

tender wharf
strange hound
#

OKC πŸ’”

tender wharf
#

wear a pj mavs jersey there

strange hound
#

PJ owns those frauds

tender wharf
#

they gonna kill u 😭

strange hound
#

my king

#

ima do the pose too

#

and just troll ppl

#

hopefully i get rocked and sue the family

#

i can pay rent that way

#

zon is so cheap dawg πŸ’”

tender wharf
#

putting yourself on the line for the bag, game is game

strange hound
#

game is game.

#

call me kyle lowry the way i put my body on the line

tender wharf
#

nahhhh

strange hound
#

taking charges for the bag

tender wharf
#

call a bro rondo, the way he staring at kyle lowry

strange hound
#

LMAO

#

CP3*

tender wharf
#

mb cp3*

strange hound
#

don't let this distract you from the fact that joel embiid is gonna miss the playoffs

#

🀣

#

playin*

tender wharf
#

fuck that fraud

strange hound
#

rs

tender wharf
#

jokic shouldve been mvp and champ that season

strange hound
#

facts

tender wharf
#

ruined that 4 in a row mvp

strange hound
#

had joker on my fantasy team and mine

tender wharf
#

not forgiving that mf

strange hound
#

that 76ers vs nuggets game cooked him

#

i think joel dropped 47

#

on his head

tender wharf
#

its all cause of kendrick perkin's stupid ass

strange hound
#

in philly ofc

tender wharf
#

saying its racism and shit

strange hound
#

ofc bro

tender wharf
#

pushing that narrative and getting mfs to vote for joel

strange hound
#

"U played hard tho champ" or "54 from treball is odee shooting hangpulls"

#

these are the important questions

tender wharf
#

saying not top 10 in scoring and shit winning an mvp not happening since like 1980 something but stopped there cause he didnt want magic johnson stats to ruin his argument about white guys winning mvp

strange hound
#

hahhaa

#

what a loser bro

#

perkins is a bum forever and always

tender wharf
#

too bad espn is all drama

strange hound
#

talking about bronny for a week

#

terrible.

tender wharf
#

😭

#

bronny rejected rising star

#

bro wouldve been cooked not even trying to hate, bro actually should play more in the G league for more experience

strange hound
#

yeah

#

sadly

#

ay

tender wharf
#

i dont put that cardiac arrest against him, but thats more reason for not entering the league prematurely

strange hound
#

that and-1 was tuff

#

man im so sad

#

that reminds me of kyrie's and-1 against the clippers

#

his hangtime was so clean

#

and now it's all over

#

mavs window has closed

#

πŸ˜”

tender wharf
#

i remember that kyrie lay against wemby

#

that shit was so crazy

strange hound
#

yes bro

tender wharf
#

and 1 hand left hand game winner against nug

strange hound
#

dude i need to meet kyrie

tender wharf
#

that was so fucking insane

strange hound
#

he's 10 min away from me

#

how tf do i get a pic with bro

tender wharf
#

say the earth is flat

#

bro hasnt gotten into a single antic since becoming a mavs

strange hound
#

yeah lmao

tender wharf
#

all it took was a supporting org

strange hound
#

just wait tho trust

#

he's gonna kill nico 🀣

tender wharf
#

nah fr, he was tight with luka

strange hound
#

luigi mangione save us

tender wharf
#

luigi mangione gonna right all his wrongs

#

😭

strange hound
#

luigi is so tuff man

#

he was a hooper too

tender wharf
#

was he

strange hound
#

shoutout bro

#

yeah

#

he played all of HS

tender wharf
#

bro was a upenn student

strange hound
#

ethical and intelligent hooper

tender wharf
#

cant believe we hyping up luigi on cscareer.dev πŸ’€

#

we. not gon get banned right

strange hound
#

nah

#

me and juda are tight

tender wharf
#

bro was drippy though

#

he got that fit on

strange hound
#

we're like dlo and ass

tender wharf
#

i know mfs on rednote during that tiktok ban be putting thirst traps of luigi πŸ’€

strange hound
tender wharf
#

shit is so sad

strange hound
#

wow

tender wharf
#

mavs fan gonna boo the shit out of nico when camera points to him in the stadium

strange hound
#

hes hiding

#

no way is he showing his face

#

πŸ–•

tender wharf
#

ong

#

need to know where he lives

#

idk if i can even support the mavs org after this trade bruh 😭

strange hound
#

if they start winning

#

we support

tender wharf
#

part of me will still like them cause dirk but they went back on their ways, i fr thought they were gonna go through with luka through all good and bad

strange hound
#

if they start losing

#

we riot

#

ez

#

"you guys were sleeping on AD, did you not see the collin sexton play over luka? he quit on the team!" agenda gonna go crazy

tender wharf
#

never forgetting that 2011 run, it all paid off running with dirk the entire way

strange hound
#

need to save that

#

facts tho

tender wharf
#

idk how u feel about it being a lebron glazer while being a mavs fan

#

bro shat on them

strange hound
#

nahhh bro

#

i wasnt a bron glazer until 2018

tender wharf
#

cause that miami move was peak weak shit

#

same with kd to warriors

#

god bless dirk for owning those miami bums with a fever thats aura

strange hound
#

i watched the entire 2018 cavs season for some reason, as well as lonzo and kuz and the others on the lakers

tender wharf
#

jj barea locks up bron

strange hound
#

2018 LeBron was magnificent bro, i'll never forget

#

dude

#

i have a signed luka hoodie

tender wharf
#

ill give him 2018 that was an insane run

strange hound
#

time to sell it?

tender wharf
#

nah im still a fan of his game

#

its not his fault

#

he didnt even know about this

strange hound
#

real

tender wharf
#

it just happens that he went to a team i didnt really like

strange hound
#

haha

#

(im so thrilled)

tender wharf
#

cause lakers fans are as bad as celtics

strange hound
#

cap

#

that's so cap bruh ong

tender wharf
#

okay maybe not as bad

strange hound
#

celtics fans are so racist

tender wharf
#

but they're def bad

strange hound
#

they be spamming the hard r

tender wharf
#

yeah celtics worst of the worst

#

id prob put lakers fan same tier as nyk fans

#

delusional and entitled

strange hound
#

facts

#

that's true

#

like the edits of every player itw

#

as a laker

#
  • the bron glazing army
#

tough to beat

tender wharf
#

start scapegoating players everytime some stuff goes wrong

#

i still remember nyk fans ripping down randle posters and shit while he was injured

strange hound
#

ah hell nah

#

😭

tender wharf
#

kicking it and shit

#

i dont fw that

#

u can talk shit after they leave the team but that was not it

#

at the stadium too

strange hound
#

f trae young

#

f trae young

tender wharf
#

πŸ’€

#

idk why they still on that

#

they're the better team now but they still chant that like they're reliving 2021 playoffs

strange hound
#

lmaoooo

tender wharf
#

then got sonned by the hawks at atl 😭

#

then bro rolled the dice in msg

strange hound
#

aura

tender wharf
#

😭 how they get sonned by trae young in 2025

strange hound
#

trae > cold palmer

tender wharf
#

in fact i dont even know how the knicks lost against lakers today

strange hound
#

bro i told you

#

as soon as rob saw them win without AD

#

he made the move

tender wharf
#

how tf did "jaxson hayes" stop kat from scoring more than 11

strange hound
#

wife beater diff

#

πŸ’€

#

kat is zesty enough

#

that hayes locked in

tender wharf
#

hayes feeling like boogie that day

strange hound
#

zesty ahhh

tender wharf
#

😭😭

strange hound
#

😭

#

fuck me man kat is unique to say the least

#

man imma go to sleep now but it was a pleasure talking about hoops with you.. nothing like a good late night discussion

tender wharf
#

bro think he's the best shooting big man though

#

who he feeling like

#

he not dirk bro

strange hound
#

real

#

dirk mogs that fraud

tender wharf
strange hound
#

cant wait to wake up to the riots man

#

peak

tender wharf
#

gonna wake up only to still have my mind on this

strange hound
#

where were you when luka got traded

#

gonna be crazy dad lore

tender wharf
#

bro

#

i was literally playing mario party with my roommates

#

when that shit happened

strange hound
#

LMAO

#

jamboree?

#

or what

tender wharf
#

yeah

strange hound
#

WWWWW

#

my man

#

that's peak hoops

#

Aura

tender wharf
#

if i play koopa i get sonned, if i play shy guy i just win

#

koopa got side character energy, i can never win with that mf

strange hound
#

hahahaha

tender wharf
#

shy guy got that mysterious aura, i fw him heavy

strange hound
#

Shy Guy is so tuff

tender wharf
#

about as tough as luigi

strange hound
#

he got the mask on because his aura needs to be contained

tender wharf
#

jamboree is fun asf but u kinda need at least 15-20 turns

#

that jamboree buddy system is way too busted

strange hound
#

imagine working your entire life to get cooked by a dude named Luigi

tender wharf
#

if u play 10 turns u are cooked by whoever got the jamboree buddy

strange hound
#

mario party so peak

#

can’t wait for the switch 2

tender wharf
#

facts new mario kart too

strange hound
#

yessir

#

DK looking retro

#

mario looking like Luka @ 270

tender wharf
#

i be playing mario kart and shit with all my roommates, we all chipped in for a 300 dollar projector in our dorm

strange hound
#

fireeee

#

how are the dorms over there

#

you in nyc?

tender wharf
#

got mad games on the switch, ill hop on occasionally to play during the weekend if im not grinding classes and other stuff

tender wharf
strange hound
#

must be cramped af

tender wharf
#

nah its fine now

strange hound
#

do they have DLos over there or nah

#

*rats

tender wharf
#

i got lucky since we managed to snag a 6 single apt with cooking dorm and large living room

strange hound
#

Sheesh

#

W

tender wharf
#

nah im in like the middle of nowhere not nyc for school

strange hound
#

ohh damn

#

i commute

#

the chill life

tender wharf
#

i would commute but i dont got a car, i barely pay tuition though

strange hound
#

W

tender wharf
#

its like 500 a sem basically since i managed to cop a scholarship after writing a 6 sentence essay

#

πŸ’€

strange hound
#

holy

#

wtf

tender wharf
#
  • some groceries and its not much
strange hound
#

that’s nuts

tender wharf
#

yeah but honestly idk if this was the move, i prob shouldve went to a better college or smth

#

but def saved a shit load of money

strange hound
#

how is recruiting going

tender wharf
#

goofy ass still waiting for interview inv from zon or c1

strange hound
#

ahhh

tender wharf
#

what happens when u are a t50-60 school

strange hound
#

the 2 goats

#

felt

tender wharf
#

i shouldve taken GT or smth

strange hound
#

took me 3 years to get something

tender wharf
#

congrats u made it 🫑

strange hound
#

strive for greatness

tender wharf
#

prob need to add a better project or something to my resume so i can get past more screens

strange hound
#

it’s such rng man genuinely

tender wharf
#

yeah

#

how much aura does ut dallas got

strange hound
#

as long as your resume looks good and your projects have relevant technologies like

#

you’re in the rng loop

#

definition of mid for sure lmao

#

tons of hella smart people but tons of people that don’t really mind

#

people are good tho, really chill

tender wharf
#

yeah im working on some aws lambda, dynamodb stuff with some novel updating project rn, gonna try some competitive sudoku proj with c# and azure stuff afterwards, hopefully it'll be better cause some of my proj uses my school's cloud service that nobody knows

#

my school is like for nyc ppl who got rejected by ivys πŸ’€

strange hound
#

yeah that’s clean

strange hound
#

KD aura

tender wharf
#

u didnt get into UT austin i assume

strange hound
#

got in but not for CS

tender wharf
#

it better not be math πŸ’€

strange hound
#

ECE

tender wharf
#

oh thats not too bad but idk how swapping majors there would be

strange hound
#

it’s hard af

#

and I got a scholarship too

#

so I was like

tender wharf
#

i fr shouldve applied to more schools as a hs mf i didnt know college aura mattered so much in the process

strange hound
#

im just gonna stay home and commute lmao

tender wharf
#

like i applied to like 10 schools

#

shouldve just applied to them all and pray

#

i had a good gpa and shit too, shouldve hid my SAT score that covid year

#

1490 kinda mid for some of those school

strange hound
#

school means so much

#

ppl say it doesn’t but they aren’t from a t50/t75

#

they don’t get it

tender wharf
#

nah facts