!process apple ghost (im ghosting them

[digital garden]

Dear Apple Recruiter,
Ur not good enough, get gud

Thanks for adding me to the blacklist,
Andrew

💀

Ez 🤣

[lusty kindle]

💀 no

we trying to be nice here

[digital garden]

Just be nice about it lol

You have an offer

Don't want to waste their time and your time

[wary crypt]

Tell them you have a perfect candidate for them that can replace you (me)

[digital garden]

🤣

[median marten]

Hi,

I won’t be interning at Apple.

Andrew

[gaunt prism]

just glaze them a little and then say thanks but no thanks i'm a quant

[wary crypt]

Andrew, alley-oop the offer over to me

I’ll reneg my dread-head offer

[lusty kindle]

what does this even mean 😭

[round lagoon]

Hello

I regret to inform you that I am moving forward with other offers I have right now. Should our needs align in the future, please feel free to reach out to me!

Thank you,
Andrew

[lusty kindle]

this is useful ty

[orchid cove]

Give them a taste of their own medicine