#!process Figma offer

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mild cipher
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YOOOOOOO

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bro got ligma

somber vessel
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FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

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all the figma offers r gone

sudden spire
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dayum bro

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@slate tapir can u dm me ur resume

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shawty cracked

clear turret
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Who is this bro

sudden spire
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Jah.

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Yes bro

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Figma and Cit is fine are u out of u fucking mind

clear turret
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Good problem to have gladge

sudden spire
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Become a grifter

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and tell ppl u got accepted into DB and Figma and Cit

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How to Land Top Tier Internships

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DELAY GRAD

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HOYYFUCK

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pingpong

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God will spite you for how ungrateful you are

next forge
sudden spire
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Inshallah

next forge
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Holy fucking

somber vessel
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naw

clear turret
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Who is this cracker bro

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Hoarding all the offers

somber vessel
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why figma over db

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figma cit is fine, cit is what carries weight anyway

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db and figma r both fine for any future recruiting

drowsy onyx
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this is actually the method

sudden spire
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Dude

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can u ask for a hard guarantee in writing

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lol

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brieh

somber vessel
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on god

sudden spire
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"Ill give u one last chance lil bches"

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"Otherwise youll have eto learn ur leasson"

somber vessel
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what is the figma team

sudden spire
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honestly

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databricks is extremely overvalued

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like bro what do they do

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look at data on a server

somber vessel
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theyre a dashboard

sudden spire
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literally

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DB more like dashboard

somber vessel
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i wouldnt feel bad bout figma cit @slate tapir

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figma doesnt really lose out to db and cit mogs both enough that it doesnt matter

mild cipher
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figma balls

drowsy onyx
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figma seems like it's more selective too

somber vessel
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id look at benefits of db and figma for ft and just decide offa that

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in case u dont like cit

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no

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where would u wanna be

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nyc?

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cuz yeah bellevue n bay r pretty cooked

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id go figma in that case

sudden spire
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Yo Ping Pong

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Yo Ping Pong Please Mf say Your Done Recruiting

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Yo Ping Pong Please Mf say Your Done Recruiting

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Yo Ping Pong Please Mf say Your Done Recruiting

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Yo Ping Pong Please Mf say Your Done Recruiting

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Yo Ping Pong Please Mf say Your Done Recruiting

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Yo Ping Pong Please Mf say Your Done Recruiting

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Yo Ping Pong Please Mf say Your Done Recruiting

mild cipher
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Yo Ping Pong Can You Apply For Me

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Yo Ping Pong Can You Apply For Me

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Yo Ping Pong Can You Apply For Me

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Yo Ping Pong Can You Apply For Me

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Yo Ping Pong Can You Apply For Me

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Yo Ping Pong Can You Apply For Me

sudden spire
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mother FUCKER

drowsy onyx
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save u from what bro 😭

sudden spire
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boi

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u got GQS

drowsy onyx
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is hrt wlb more chill

static flower
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Do u value WLB

dry jungle
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^

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Do db + cit

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You dont see it now

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But crud is doomed

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mern stack infra

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We had this convo earlier

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Whh would u do infra

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At a dashboard company

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Are u dumb

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Yes they will

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if u ask that

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No they dont

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They base it off ur preferences

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Huhhhhh

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Erika?

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rt?

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interesting

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^

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Also ping pong

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What u can do

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Since we have 2 months

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Do project

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Update res

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Before tm

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Delete some

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And highlight project

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Ive done 6 internships only 3 are listed on my resume

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yeah theyre i got u beat i cant lie

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But like

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imo mtv has a lot of cpp teams

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What sparked the call td @slate tapir

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I kinda wanna have one

somber vessel
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fuck

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why is everyone gapping me sadge

dry jungle
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No im larping

somber vessel
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stack rank wasnt harsh enough huh

static flower
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DB + cit u gonna be b2b no WLB

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Figma + cit u at least got balance

dry jungle
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As soon as mfs get good offers ppl start coping with wlb

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In early career when ur young assuming u dont have dependents to take care of

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U should be optimizing for opportunity to learn and impact

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u care about mickey shit like wlb when u have a family and gf

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I just emailed some qs

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This is how u get broken up with

somber vessel
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pingpong just do what u want, micro optimization by taking db isnt gonna mean shit either way

dry jungle
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prob why im about to go thru a breka up

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I get to office at 7 and leave at 7:30

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But 7-9 im at gym and 6:30-7:30 is dinner

carmine nebula
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rip

dry jungle
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If u know figma is infra team

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Why would u choose to do infra work at the inferior infra company

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its like imagine u have tesla ap and nvidia avsim offers and u pick nvidia for wlb

static flower
dry jungle
somber vessel
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imo this specific internship isnt gonna mean shit, if he really doesnt like it he can land db next year

dry jungle
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but same is true for figma

somber vessel
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yeah

somber vessel
dry jungle
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Yeah but hes already prev asana

somber vessel
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hes waterloo

dry jungle
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Why do u want more crud companies on res

somber vessel
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so 3 i think

dry jungle
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Lets get some meat on that bone

somber vessel
dry jungle
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Besides like tesla ap etc

mild cipher
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doomed to 200k crud job

somber vessel
dry jungle
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Respectfully

somber vessel
dry jungle
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Yeah

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But cit 5/7 incoming interns are prev snowflake

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And snowflake is main db competitir

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A lot of quant / tech hiring from snow / db

somber vessel
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bro what tech r u gonna move to that figma wont look good for

dry jungle
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id even go as far to say that

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Snow / db > imc tier quant

somber vessel
dry jungle
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i always have great takes

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Ppl dont know how to story tell

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I think figma is okay good whatever if ur passion is typescript and making product facing shit

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if u wanna actually be adjacent to somethjng cutting edge and albiet a bit more exciting imo

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Db is a easy choice

somber vessel
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pingpong doesnt seem to have a passion

mild cipher
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his passion is getting offers

somber vessel
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hes just getting offers n being wishy washy

mild cipher
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have any of yall ever used databricks

dry jungle
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Yes

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Apache spark// arrowtables are huge in quant

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Esp smaller shops like cubist

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daddy pascal 🥹

somber vessel
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ion think its that deep, no db isnt gonna be the thing that keeps him from his dream job 💀he already got hrt process

dry jungle
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Thats not a signal for anything

somber vessel
dry jungle
somber vessel
dry jungle
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Im ngl his resume is crud

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His gqs project is most likely a dashboard

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like not even tryna be mean

somber vessel
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💀

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if he ends up crudding at cit then yeah db

dry jungle
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so db prob his only opportunity to do real work

somber vessel
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thatd be insane 😭

dry jungle
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Yeah

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u dont count

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thats where the no ros go

somber vessel
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real

mild cipher
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figma + ramp

somber vessel
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put this in dd for open discussion

warm wing
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lol this is the easiest choice anyone can make

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the only reason hes thinking is just bc hes larping

dry jungle
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A bunch of rave theorists

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U mean same manager?

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@mighty trout

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gqs interns do actual work?

next forge
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Bro is actually unironically goated

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Like

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Goat

warm wing
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gg

dry jungle
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is that good or bad

mild cipher
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is that good or bad

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irrelevant to him

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bros so good he tells companies nah

somber vessel
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@slate tapir update us im almost there

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just a little longer

warm wing
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the fact that ramp would be anyones option is insane

mild cipher
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companies dont reject him, he rejects companies

warm wing
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bunch of ngmis

mild cipher
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how much is ot pay

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wtf cant u just leave at 5 then

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why would u work ot

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idt he wants ro

somber vessel
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oh leave at 5 then

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easy

warm wing
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its not like goldman when u get a free meal after 10pm

mild cipher
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damn free meal is what ur paid for ot

warm wing
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goldman gives u a second meal at 10

clear turret
warm wing
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one at 7

dry jungle
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Fatass

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What did i say

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Im joking do u not rmr 25k

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I know better than u

warm wing
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figma does have some cpp in wasm

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might be the only team worth

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you are

normal wasp
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isn’t ur cit python ? 🤔 @slate tapir

warm wing
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lmao

dry jungle
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The real big dick would be to get jump

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And reneg cit gqs for jump

warm wing
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nah radix

dry jungle
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hes not passing radix with asana res

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even if he has cit offer in hand

warm wing
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my friend got nothing

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bunhc of crypto startups

mild cipher
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damn is radix that selective

dry jungle
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And passed radix?

warm wing
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got reachoit for work on zero proof shit

mild cipher
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yea

warm wing
dry jungle
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Ngmi

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Ur gpa gapped

sharp wing
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Cracked

sudden spire
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@slate tapir this is the best time in ur life to do DB + Cit as time goes only this option will only be worse and worse in comparison

somber vessel
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choose figma

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choose figma

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choose figma

sharp wing
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Nah bro go to JPMC

mild cipher
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choose ramp

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choose robinhood

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choose stripe

somber vessel
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congrats on poverty and homelessness

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r u tryna move to winter too 💀

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ah

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wait r u still recruiting then 💀

mild cipher
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i saw pingpong go from ngmi uni essays to multiple cracked offers 🙏

drowsy onyx
drowsy onyx
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i feel like it's not even worth wouldn't u have to delay grad for that anyways

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yea a lot will but not all i think

split peak
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this gotta be the longest thread on this server

split peak
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@slate tapir figma final not that difficult right?

static flower
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Yo

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I was lurking

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Wait

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U got notion

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HOLY W

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congrats

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Im ngmi still bro

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I never got phone

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I was trolling

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It’s coming tho

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I feel it

vernal moat
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Get rid of ngmi winter 2025, u already made it bro 😭

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I’ve had this name for months

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😭😭😭

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Ohh ok

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Bruh u got notion

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U already made it

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Nah u copied me

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LMAOO

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Bet

prime bough
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this is quite possibly the best team you could put yourself on