!process jane street offer

[lean musk]

+1 congrats

[still tide]

thanks

[ruby wasp]

is this him?

[still tide]

from the ashes of amazon

[snow gale]

i dont trust this dude 💀

[still tide]

bro

trust

@fallen yacht

[snow gale]

!process rentech offer

[still tide]

pls verify

[ruby wasp]

send ssn and offer letter

[still tide]

1848765647 - Congrats! You got JS SWE.

[snow gale]

sequel engineer

[ruby wasp]

Janitor Station

[edgy terrace]

Is he larping

[ruby wasp]

no its real i know him

[snow gale]

he said smth weird about amazon before and the terry guy is sus but maybe hes fr

[edgy terrace]

No word today

Been spam checking my email it’s so bad

[still tide]

oh did u interview as well

they told me you didn;t get it

[jovial ridge]

congrats bro

so lucky

i wish

[edgy terrace]

🫡

[still tide]

nah

all skill

0 luck

[edgy terrace]

Thanks for confirming

[jovial ridge]

i mean yeah skills

[snow gale]

i think they reject fast so i have hope for u

[still tide]

they do

they told me hes rejected

[snow gale]

ok this is def larp plasmasheep is another ngmi

[still tide]

wtf

go get a notion phone

[edgy terrace]

I’ve seen fast accepts, fast rejects, slow accepts, slow rejects

[still tide]

nah but u rejected fr

[jovial ridge]

bro dont larp please

[still tide]

wtf

what is a larp

[jovial ridge]

congratulations dude

[still tide]

ill rescind ur daddy

[edgy terrace]

Yeah idk we’ll see, I’m not bullish tho

[jovial ridge]

i feel so bad rn, i dont even get OAs

idk what i missed

[still tide]

ik someone who got in without oa

@atomic ermine

msg him for help

[jovial ridge]

no they rej me straight

[still tide]

oh rip

[jovial ridge]

without OA

[still tide]

even @atomic ermine 10x eng cant help u

[jovial ridge]

i feel so unbelonged

[still tide]

u belong at a worse company

[jovial ridge]

idk what i did for 2 yeard

JS....bro it was my dream company

they pay sm

[edgy terrace]

Jus get citadel they pay the same

[jovial ridge]

they havent replied yet

after the OA

[still tide]

ur good

they told me u got cit

[jovial ridge]

i bombed the OA tho

[snow gale]

this is funny 😭

my dream company, they pay sm

[jovial ridge]

i feel so bad

i use all power

all connections

yet i dont get OA

[snow gale]

i got phone and i dont know anything about industry, sometimes you just gotta accept its over 😞

[jovial ridge]

for JS?

[snow gale]

yeH

[bronze holly]

gotta get ur uncle game up

[jovial ridge]

he did

[still tide]

how to get more uncles?

[jovial ridge]

but the recruiters head replied that somebody will get back to me if i match

for Google tho

never got an OA

[bronze holly]

talk to the asian uncles they always got connects fr

[bronze holly]

gotta have a google uncle too smh

[edgy terrace]

Fr

[jovial ridge]

idk what;s wrong with my resume

[bronze holly]

not enough uncles

[edgy terrace]

Any big names?

[still tide]

any big uncles?

[jovial ridge]

i have all technologies in this world mentiomed on my resume

[snow gale]

are u intl

[jovial ridge]

yup

[snow gale]

cooked

[jovial ridge]

are u too?

[edgy terrace]

Doesn’t matter as much for trading firms

[snow gale]

yeah, mexico

[edgy terrace]

But for the prerequisite to getting them ig it matters

[jovial ridge]

nah just a small startup

[edgy terrace]

School rank?

[jovial ridge]

top LAC

liberal arts college

[edgy terrace]

For cs

What rank

Or ivy

Cuz you can’t have bad college + bad exp

[jovial ridge]

it's a liberal arts collge

[snow gale]

lac arent even ranked for cs lol

[jovial ridge]

should i remove my 3.6 gpa

[snow gale]

unless its like

[jovial ridge]

from my resume

[snow gale]

harvey mudd

[jovial ridge]

Amherst?

[snow gale]

yeah not ranked

[jovial ridge]

fuck

idk what am i misssing

[glossy mural]

3.6 is pretty low tbh

[hallow shore]

gg wp

[glossy mural]

Kids nowadays all 3.8

[jovial ridge]

should i remove my gpa from my resume

[still tide]

remove your resume

[neon grotto]

is this for summer or winter?

[still tide]

both

[neon grotto]

lmao bruh

we need auto bans for larpers smh