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wraith canopy Apr 2, 2024, 4:37 PM

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some weird bullet point formatting for zon

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new lines have a bullet point for some reason

topaz minnow Apr 2, 2024, 4:38 PM

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What am I doing wrong sadge

wraith canopy Apr 2, 2024, 4:38 PM

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I think in general theres just some weird formatting issues. Wont impact anything but like kinda weird

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the spacing in projects

topaz minnow Apr 2, 2024, 4:38 PM

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Maybe just dumping stuff into skills section works

wraith canopy Apr 2, 2024, 4:38 PM

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anyway the solution is to go 3x zon

topaz minnow Apr 2, 2024, 4:38 PM

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Lol that too

wraith canopy Apr 2, 2024, 4:39 PM

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Simplify be tripping

topaz minnow Apr 2, 2024, 4:40 PM

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if it works it works

wraith canopy Apr 2, 2024, 4:45 PM

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definitely hand make one instead of simplify output yeah

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the formatting is really weird

wicked cobalt Apr 2, 2024, 4:55 PM

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oh this is why ur cooking

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blud got zon x2

jolly violet Apr 2, 2024, 6:21 PM

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2x grocery intern💀

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gg

wraith canopy Apr 2, 2024, 7:49 PM

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Amazon grocery is the future

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the dash cart is pretty fire tbh

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and all that grab and go tech

wicked cobalt Apr 2, 2024, 7:50 PM

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jolly violet 2x grocery intern💀

better than what i have mane

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https://x.com/vxunderground/status/1775238445809467495?s=20

vx-underground (@vxunderground) on X

Amazon has announced they're phasing out their checkout-less grocery stores.

The "Just Walk Out" technology, which was labeled as automatic, was actually 1,000+ Indian employees monitoring you as you walked through the store.

https://t.co/uZlOZJgvC0

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timing is crazy

wicked cobalt Apr 2, 2024, 7:59 PM

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wraith canopy Amazon grocery is the future

did not age well

jolly violet Apr 2, 2024, 8:01 PM

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idk how grocery would work

wraith canopy Apr 2, 2024, 8:01 PM

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LOL

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1000 indian employees monitoring you 😭

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thats a good one

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wait

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its like only a half joke

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thats crazy

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the cameras were that bad?

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oh well im a fan of dash carts anyway

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According to The Information, 700 out of 1,000 Just Walk Out sales required human reviewers as of 2022. This widely missed Amazon’s internal goals of reaching less than 50 reviews per 1,000 sales. Amazon called this characterization inaccurate, and disputes how many purchases require reviews.

jolly violet Apr 3, 2024, 6:17 PM

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do u have amazon ro

icy coral Apr 3, 2024, 11:22 PM

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rip

wicked cobalt Apr 6, 2024, 4:04 AM

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good luck mr cougarb8

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i believe in u

tidal sandal Apr 6, 2024, 6:42 AM

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Do you know how long it takes to get seen by recruiter and get OA

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I sent my application yesterday morning through referral but updated my resume tonight, not sure if recruiters already saw it

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I hope not tho cause my updated resume is >>

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It’s for internship btw

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Lmaoo

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Did you go with referral or

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Ok ok so they def didn’t see my application yet lol

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Since you interned do you mind if I message you my resume

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I feel weird posting it out here for all to see

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Also bro with all due respect idk how you got through with those space margins

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lmaoo

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I hope I can too

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People keep telling me the referral program sucks but I think they’re just mad they didn’t get any

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You’re joking

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I mean it’s better than nothing no?

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Like obv you’re not guaranteed with referral but chances are higher then just applying no referral

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Also I think I need your friend request to send messages

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