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grim patio Nov 9, 2023, 7:07 AM

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bruh

toxic parrot Nov 9, 2023, 7:07 AM

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man be asking for more people to review it after I did T_T

grim patio Nov 9, 2023, 7:07 AM

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how a resume like this got 1/200 response rate

gilded matrix Nov 9, 2023, 7:07 AM

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lol fr

toxic parrot Nov 9, 2023, 7:07 AM

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grim patio how a resume like this got 1/200 response rate

it was different

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before this one

gilded matrix Nov 9, 2023, 7:07 AM

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bro has activation

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this one still

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is a little wordy

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do u have any other xp

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like cut activation to 3 bullets add another xp

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idk

stray gazelle Nov 9, 2023, 7:07 AM

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im literally bone dry this season

gilded matrix Nov 9, 2023, 7:07 AM

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i would do that

grim patio Nov 9, 2023, 7:08 AM

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bro resume is so good how is he being screened

stray gazelle Nov 9, 2023, 7:09 AM

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I have a spreadsheet, I'm literally 1 failed interview / 200 apps

toxic parrot Nov 9, 2023, 7:09 AM

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I cut the first one by a lot I didn't know how to reduce it more @gilded matrix

grim patio Nov 9, 2023, 7:09 AM

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stray gazelle I have a spreadsheet, I'm literally 1 failed interview / 200 apps

canada positions?

toxic parrot Nov 9, 2023, 7:09 AM

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mostly cause I ddint' know what was important

grim patio Nov 9, 2023, 7:09 AM

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is canada market that bad

gilded matrix Nov 9, 2023, 7:09 AM

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fair enough

toxic parrot Nov 9, 2023, 7:09 AM

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he's applying to us jobs

stray gazelle Nov 9, 2023, 7:09 AM

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grim patio canada positions?

US and Canada

toxic parrot Nov 9, 2023, 7:10 AM

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and cad

grim patio Nov 9, 2023, 7:10 AM

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how many canada

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bruh i don't get how this dude is not getting interviews with 3 intern experience

stray gazelle Nov 9, 2023, 7:10 AM

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70 US : 30 CAN ratio I feel

grim patio Nov 9, 2023, 7:11 AM

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still doesn't make sense you got only 1 out of 200

mellow gazelle Nov 9, 2023, 7:13 AM

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Valorant = L

toxic parrot Nov 9, 2023, 7:14 AM

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grim patio still doesn't make sense you got only 1 out of 200

he's actually applyng tho

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I can confirm

grim patio Nov 9, 2023, 7:15 AM

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yea im not saying he's capping

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it's just wild to me someone with this resume this cracked is only getting 1 interview out of 200 apps

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oh well good luck

rose wing Nov 9, 2023, 3:49 PM

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unlucky

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obviously this is a good resume

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ideas to further increase odds: have github links to projects and personal website if you dont already

stray gazelle Nov 9, 2023, 4:10 PM

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rose wing ideas to further increase odds: have github links to projects and personal websi...

that's a good idea, I was thinking of making a next.js app or something for a personal website

icy minnow Nov 9, 2023, 5:30 PM

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1 interview out of 200 apps?

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How many OAs/Phone screenings from those 200 apps

stray gazelle Nov 9, 2023, 7:15 PM

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A few OAs: auto ones, imc, riot, databricks, TikTok. Can’t remember much else. I don’t think I’ve actually gotten that many, most of the common ones ppl get I didn’t get

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I didn’t even get OAs from Canadian banks :/

toxic parrot Nov 9, 2023, 7:20 PM

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the banks are evil

stray gazelle Nov 9, 2023, 7:20 PM

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Oh I got epic take home but they failed me 💀

forest hare Nov 9, 2023, 7:50 PM

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Bro... Why 1/200 when resume is a banger

empty hound Nov 9, 2023, 7:58 PM

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As a fellow UBCer I feel your pain hugs

toxic parrot Nov 9, 2023, 8:43 PM

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@empty hound ooo

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what year are you

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ubc gang gang

empty hound Nov 9, 2023, 9:42 PM

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3rd

empty hound Nov 9, 2023, 9:42 PM

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toxic parrot ubc gang gang

AKA school that’s never on the dropdown menu of universities on any applications donkeystare WazowskiStare

grim patio Nov 9, 2023, 10:05 PM

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UBC is pretty good isn't it?

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isn't it only like after waterloo for CS in canada

stray gazelle Nov 9, 2023, 10:11 PM

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T3 in Canada, T100 when you consider US 😂

grim patio Nov 9, 2023, 11:11 PM

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what's T2 for CS in canada

toxic parrot Nov 9, 2023, 11:49 PM

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stray gazelle T3 in Canada, T100 when you consider US 😂

we are 33 in the world

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brah

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and sometimes 25

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depends

cobalt island Nov 9, 2023, 11:49 PM

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wait

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blud has msft in there

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wtf

toxic parrot Nov 9, 2023, 11:49 PM

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cobalt island blud has msft in there

?

cobalt island Nov 9, 2023, 11:49 PM

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toxic parrot Nov 9, 2023, 11:49 PM

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cobalt island

ya

cobalt island Nov 9, 2023, 11:50 PM

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bro has enough internships

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just get FT

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80k

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🗿

toxic parrot Nov 9, 2023, 11:50 PM

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that's assuming you can get an interview for a FT role

cobalt island Nov 9, 2023, 11:50 PM

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ye

toxic parrot Nov 9, 2023, 11:50 PM

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which is bascially impossible rn

cobalt island Nov 9, 2023, 11:50 PM

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but he will

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im getting em?

toxic parrot Nov 9, 2023, 11:50 PM

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where?

cobalt island Nov 9, 2023, 11:50 PM

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1 shit hole internship

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fidelity

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also I got another one bagged alr

toxic parrot Nov 9, 2023, 11:50 PM

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I have like 3 big tech

cobalt island Nov 9, 2023, 11:50 PM

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bru

toxic parrot Nov 9, 2023, 11:50 PM

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and I can't even get call backs

cobalt island Nov 9, 2023, 11:50 PM

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facebook?

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I have 0 big techs

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all im getting is fintech

toxic parrot Nov 9, 2023, 11:51 PM

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cobalt island facebook?

applied

toxic parrot Nov 9, 2023, 11:51 PM

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cobalt island all im getting is fintech

same

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that's all I hear back from

cobalt island Nov 9, 2023, 11:51 PM

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fintech is good imo

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pays more then shit tech

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big tech is ghosting me

toxic parrot Nov 9, 2023, 11:51 PM

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but usually I get to final rounds and get "we are going with someone with a different skill set"

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and when I ask for more info

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usualyl there's nothing wrong with the interview

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which really sucks

cobalt island Nov 9, 2023, 11:51 PM

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is ur school good?

toxic parrot Nov 9, 2023, 11:51 PM

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I go to UBC

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and I'm dual

cobalt island Nov 9, 2023, 11:51 PM

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whats UBC

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oh

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same school as that dude

toxic parrot Nov 9, 2023, 11:52 PM

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yes

cobalt island Nov 9, 2023, 11:52 PM

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ye I think my school might be better shit hole th

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not t2 in country

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but US schools way better

toxic parrot Nov 9, 2023, 11:52 PM

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

cobalt island Nov 9, 2023, 11:52 PM

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but ye I got no big tech internships

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so u worked for meta?

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or amazon

toxic parrot Nov 9, 2023, 11:54 PM

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amazon, docusign, tableau

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all in the us

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minus amazon

empty hound Nov 10, 2023, 5:32 AM

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toxic parrot amazon, docusign, tableau

Man those are all great internships too

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It’s really just horrible for Canadians this year tbh

toxic parrot Nov 10, 2023, 5:35 AM

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empty hound It’s really just horrible for Canadians this year tbh

I’m American tho 😭😭

stray gazelle Nov 10, 2023, 6:16 AM

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empty hound It’s really just horrible for Canadians this year tbh

This cookie guy has winter, summer, fall all lined up with big N already 😭

toxic parrot Nov 10, 2023, 6:32 AM

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Not true

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I’ll know tomrorow

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And. I was talking about new grad too

empty hound Nov 10, 2023, 7:16 PM

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toxic parrot I’m American tho 😭😭

So jealous man 😔

empty hound Nov 10, 2023, 7:17 PM

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stray gazelle This cookie guy has winter, summer, fall all lined up with big N already 😭

He said he’s dual so that helps, I wish I was born just across the US border

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