beepoo

[strange tangle]

what title 😳

[jaunty pine]

offer for tdp

[strange tangle]

intern?

[jaunty pine]

yeh

[strange tangle]

ayy good shit

[jaunty pine]

thanks

am declining tho

[strange tangle]

oh why

[jaunty pine]

yea

pay too low

32 an hour in seattle

not like my other option is better

33 in austin

but it's better than 32 in seattle

[strange tangle]

ay what company in austin

[jaunty pine]

schwab

[lapis schooner]

jesus youre actually taking austin over seattle

[jaunty pine]

[strange tangle]

austin buddy fr

[jaunty pine]

[lapis schooner]

austin is vile that place is literally just concrete and dirt

[jaunty pine]

ur not wrong

the only good part about austin is ut

unironically

i've been there

[strange tangle]

ay I also been there

[lapis schooner]

i interned there last summer and i am putting my heart into finding somewhere else because oh my god that city is horrendous

[sterile quail]

...

[jaunty pine]

bruh its not that bad

LMAO

[sterile quail]

me having already signed an austin offer for summer and fall...

[strange tangle]

yea bro it's not that bad 😭

[jaunty pine]

ong

[sterile quail]

how is austin col?

[lapis schooner]

nah bro kabul wouldve been better

[strange tangle]

what's col

[jaunty pine]

not that bad

[lapis schooner]

i am D1 austin hater 💀

[sterile quail]

cost of living

[jaunty pine]

its like

kind of

but not too bad

[sterile quail]

hmm

[jaunty pine]

its like

1k a month

for a 4x4

im housing in a 4x4 for the summer

[sterile quail]

o shit

[strange tangle]

oh it's decent, not insane as people say

[jaunty pine]

yeah its not insane insane but its not great

[strange tangle]

if you live in central then ofc itll be expensive

[jaunty pine]

but tbh a bedroom and bathroom to urself

for 1k

[sterile quail]

yeah thats all i want tbh

[jaunty pine]

thats good enough 👍

[dapper vessel]

Seattle defo gaps Austin

[strange tangle]

yea that's gon be hard to find

[dapper vessel]

Seattle top three city

[jaunty pine]

oh yeah fs

but not for 32 an hour

[strange tangle]

prob need 1.5k for 1x1

[jaunty pine]

💀

and only 2k housing stipend

2k housing in seattle

like really

cmon

[strange tangle]

FOR 3 MONTHS???

NO WAYYY LMAOO

[jaunty pine]

2

[lapis schooner]

oh thats kinda absurd

[sterile quail]

2k for 2 months

[strange tangle]

pocket change

[lapis schooner]

your choice makes more sense 💀

[sterile quail]

in seattle

😭

[jaunty pine]

dude ikr

[dapper vessel]

Joever

[jaunty pine]

i was surprised

levels said corporate housing

[dapper vessel]

Microsoft gives $10k in seattle

[jaunty pine]

and i asked during phone

and they said naw

i was like ok bruh

[sterile quail]

yeah msft housing is crazy

[lapis schooner]

ok its microsoft bruh ofc they load u up

[sterile quail]

i wanted an offer so i could try and push up my amd stipend but they just ghosted me

[jaunty pine]

now i just need goldman sachs

[strange tangle]

amd should be better

[jaunty pine]

amd is

[strange tangle]

the office is rlly far from central austin

[buoyant spruce]

avg 1 bed rent in vancouver is like $3k cdn, which is around $2.2k usd . our internships pay peanuts too

[sterile quail]

yeah and they have housing right next to office

[jaunty pine]

yeah me too

[strange tangle]

there's literally an apt next to the office

[jaunty pine]

im gonna email them

[sterile quail]

gonna try and get one of those for rlly cheap

[jaunty pine]

and make up another offer deadline

and say i pushed back

my current one on 10/27

which doesnt exist

[lapis schooner]

i will say btw if youre tryna live in austin and you want a FURNISHED place that does short term leases, youre gonna have a tough time

my place was $$

[strange tangle]

@jaunty pine what's your role for charles, I might apply to it

[jaunty pine]

oh yeah 100%

[jaunty pine]

okay for me, i have a friend's place, he lives in a 4x4 and would be subleasing it anyway

[strange tangle]

damn

[jaunty pine]

you have to sublesae not get a short term lease

[jaunty pine]

just swe

[lapis schooner]

yea prob smarter, i just wanted a 1x1 cuz i didnt want to have to deal with gross college student kitchen where plates pile in the sink n shi

[sterile quail]

yeahhhh

[jaunty pine]

well thats the problem bruh

😭

[sterile quail]

see those are cheaper

but

yk

i want to live

[lapis schooner]

im a cleanfreak i cannot be dealin with no stanky dishes in the sink

[sterile quail]

plus i cant scream expletives at ppl when there are 3 other ppl in my apartment

very important

[jaunty pine]

me too, im gonna have to deal with that shit

itll be mad unfortunate

but wtv ig

[jaunty pine]

it is gone btw

ithink they filled hc

they refused to push my offer deadline

[sterile quail]

ofc bro im working at the company that made my cpu

[jaunty pine]

but i wanted it pushed

so i could do the drugtest myself

but instead had to fake it

[sterile quail]

need to steal their unreleased ryzen 9

[jaunty pine]

yep

i "peed" 94 degrees f

clean piss

xd

[strange tangle]

you don't get discount unfortunately

it's only for full-time

[sterile quail]

oh thats why i said steal

i have no intention of buying one

just gonna take it from the lab and pray i dont get fired

[strange tangle]

😭

there's a bunch of em so you good

Lisa even came to the office and did a giveaway

[jaunty pine]

who is lisa

[strange tangle]

lisa su ceo of amd

[jaunty pine]

oh wtf

are u prev amd

[strange tangle]

yea

[jaunty pine]

thats dope

amd ghosted me so hard

[strange tangle]

yea me too

[jaunty pine]

tf?? 💀

[strange tangle]

ik

[jaunty pine]

actually?

[strange tangle]

yea

[jaunty pine]

bruh why

thats insane lmao

[strange tangle]

I had my old manager reach out to the other team and everything

[jaunty pine]

[graceful jay]

cas went from self calling themselves a nobidu to declining offers

[jaunty pine]

mf im decling a mickey consulting offer

"technology development program" -> its jsut consulting ab tech

bro forgot

mckinsey, bain, boston, deloitte

check prestigehunt buddy

[sand storm]

common yakhuna dub

[sterile quail]

bro i missed the day where lisa came to the office in august

i was meeting my recruiter last month and she got there the day i left

actually so tragic

[graceful jay]

wtf is this thread

Lucki currently giving consulting on how to increase the chances of a recession to ruin his future career

NAH FR HE’S NOT WORKING ON OUR BEST INTERESTS 👿

[upbeat geyser]

L

W THO CAS MADE IT

[frigid heath]

good stuff

[jaunty pine]

thanks

i am declining i signed schwab

but hopefulyl can get goldman i will renege schwab for goldman

[frigid heath]

nice man

best of luck

[jaunty pine]

thank you @frigid heath

thank u for all ur help

[frigid heath]

all u

[gleaming shoal]

Congrats king!! @jaunty pine

[jaunty pine]

thank you

[unreal meadow]

holy nice you got schwab? @jaunty pine

[jaunty pine]

yes

[unreal meadow]

🐐 congrats

wym

[jaunty pine]

i had to fake drug test

to pass background

lol

[unreal meadow]

wait why

u smoke?

[frigid heath]

smoking bad for you