WAIT

[random wagon]

WHICH IS IT

[wicked dune]

CONGRATS

[verbal lava]

LETS GOOOOO

[mental junco]

lets go

[dusk lodge]

OFFER OFFER OFFER

OFFER

OFFER OFFER OFFER

[random wagon]

RAHHHHHHHHH

[dusk lodge]

RAHHHHHHHHH

WGMI

[random wagon]

OUC OUC OUC OUC OUC

[heavy rain]

LESSS GOOO

[pearl marsh]

fr???

[marble drum]

Big W

[stark olive]

OH MY GOD

OHMGODJTOH

ONLGISIFOG

GOGH

H

G

G

FF

D

A

[echo pumice]

WWWWWWW

[stark olive]

ST

[whole wasp]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[peak dagger]

🔥

[stark olive]

OUC OUC OUC

[pearl marsh]

Bro I told u they calculating your comp package

[stark olive]

OUC OUC OUC

OUC OUC OUC

OUC OUC OUC

[whole wasp]

ARE U STILL GOING CFG???

[random wagon]

OUC OUC OUC

[full gate]

orz orz orz

CONGRATS

[random wagon]

SCREW CFG (go just in case)

[scarlet vector]

gratz

[modern raven]

Congrats!

[pallid verge]

Orz

[dusk lodge]

IM STILL GOING CFG

[tawny marsh]

HOLY SHIT W OUCKAH

[dusk lodge]

SO I CAN MEET YOUG UYS

BUT TY TY TY

[tawny marsh]

you gotta make the content too

[whole wasp]

ACTUAL GOAT ON GOD

[tawny marsh]

block dd thoguh

[dusk lodge]

frrrrr

[tawny marsh]

so they don’t see it

[dusk lodge]

LMAOAMO

[hybrid otter]

OUCKAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[pearl marsh]

BROO UPDATE UR LINKEDIN

[random wagon]

ouckah next cycle:

[pearl marsh]

ASAP

[tawny marsh]

W ouckah

[pearl marsh]

BEGIN UR FLEX

[whole wasp]

MAKE VIDEO ITS GONNA GO VIRAL

[wicked dune]

did you accept?

[stark olive]

BRO THE TIKTOK PAGE

THE YOUTUBE

[dusk lodge]

I didn't accept yet....

[stark olive]

IS ABOUT TO POP OFFFFFF

[wicked dune]

LMAO

[mental junco]

needs to call recruiter first

[dusk lodge]

I have offer meeting

yeah

scheduling that

[whole wasp]

BRUH ACCEPT AND UPDATE LINKEDIN

[stark olive]

OUCKAH NOW YOU HAVEEEE TO MOVE DATADOG WINTER

[wicked dune]

ahhh i see

[random wagon]

2 milliseconds after the offer is signed

[random wagon]

BROOOOO

[dusk lodge]

IDK IF I CAN DO DATADOG WINTER THAT WOULD BE SO HARDDD

[random wagon]

OUCKAH CRACKED

[stark olive]

DO IT

WORTH

[dusk lodge]

IM WAITING FOR DDOG

[stark olive]

WORTH

[dusk lodge]

RESP

[pearl marsh]

BRO THEY TOOK SO LONG TO GET UR COMPENSATION UP

[whole wasp]

[stark olive]

IF YOU GO DATADOG WINTER I GO

[dusk lodge]

DO YOU THINK I COULD DO IT?

WITH CLASSES?

[hybrid otter]

yes

[dusk lodge]

OR IS IT WINTER BREAK?

[pearl marsh]

FK CLASSES TF

[stark olive]

FUCK CLASSES BUT YEAH

[dusk lodge]

FUCK CLASSES??????

[pearl marsh]

Fail all of them who caes

[random wagon]

bro screw classes

[hybrid otter]

u can defo take some classes

[pearl marsh]

cares

[stark olive]

ONE SEM OFF IS FINE

[dusk lodge]

IDK

I HAVE A SCHOLARSHIP

IF I FAIL I LOSE ALL MY MONEY

[pearl marsh]

FK scholarship

[wicked dune]

gap

[pearl marsh]

ITS DATADOG

[mental junco]

just take ddash summer lol

[random wagon]

if you take a sem off can you keep

[dusk lodge]

HOW DO I TAKE SEM OFF

[crystal agate]

wtf

[mental junco]

ask ur academic advisor abt it lol

[dusk lodge]

bet bet bet

i will plan all this out

its gonna work out

[random wagon]

tell them you’re taking sem off and not losing your scholarship and they have to deal with it

[tribal mantle]

Congrats

[dusk lodge]

TYYYYY

[pearl marsh]

Wasn't doordash ur first phone?

UKG irrelevant now lol

[crystal agate]

bonkers

[dusk lodge]

LOLOL

[full gate]

OMGOMGOGMOGMGOGM

REFER US WHEN UR INNNNN

[dusk lodge]

im doing ukg for practice

[full gate]

AAAH SO EXCITED FOR U

[dusk lodge]

REFERS ALL AROUND

OMGOGMGOM

[whole wasp]

LETS GOOO

[full gate]

are u just waiting for ddog

or somewhere else too

[wicked dune]

ouckah making bank

[random wagon]

bro is oprah

[dusk lodge]

realistically yeah

not realistically

just yeah

[plush vale]

Huge

[whole wasp]

u skipped oa right

[full gate]

orzorzorzorozorz

[scarlet vector]

grats

i told you

you gap me

[plush vale]

Proud of u king

[random wagon]

ouckah plan:
-milk tf out of offer to grow tiktok
-milk tf out of offer to get insane offer next year

[scarlet vector]

absolutely insane

[late sundial]

u've made it @dusk lodge 🙏

[whole wasp]

get 400k salary then quit to be a youtuber

[dusk lodge]

REAL REAL REALL

[hexed mirage]

W man

good work

[stark olive]

ahhhhh i have a scholarship like that too you jus ask them and tell them situation

they usually make exceptions

[dusk lodge]

THANK YOUUU

[hybrid otter]

elite

ELITEEEEEEEEEEE

[dusk lodge]

i hope soooo 🙏

[stark olive]

FILIPINOS ARE UP

[tawny marsh]

i ♥️ ouckah

poouckah bear

[random wagon]

bros gonna be just like ouckah if he perseveres

[tawny marsh]

need blox

i prepped behavioral

[scarlet vector]

need scale

scale or rope

[tawny marsh]

need people to send me hard behavioral qs

[full gate]

tell me a time where you CHALLENGED the status quo.

[hybrid otter]

its not hard

[full gate]

NOWNWONOWNONWONWO

[lone marsh]

Actually built diff

[whole wasp]

if they ask u this question they dont want u to get the role

[random wagon]

bro ive destroyed this question twice and i dont know what the status quo is 💀

[tawny marsh]

finna talk about my climate change denier coworkers at lockheed and how i deadass got a composting thing in our building

🔥

corporate sustainability

[full gate]

c1 laurves thsi question

they ask it to like 80% of powerdayers

[whole wasp]

yea i got asked it

[tawny marsh]

ngl how do i even answer that

what does it mean by status quo like is it a workplace practice u thought was dumb

[full gate]

exactl

its such a dumb questoin

TELL ME UR FAV ROBLOX GAME QUICK QUICKQ UICK @tawny marsh

[lone marsh]

Basically tell them how you’re tryna change the world

[hybrid otter]

@tawny marsh u can dm me about roblox if u want

[tawny marsh]

phantom forces, i recently started playing with my younger cousins in india and it’s super interesting to see the global impact of the game and have a fun time with loved ones 🔥

[pure bolt]

GG

[tawny marsh]

i can glaze hard

[tawny marsh]

fr?? thanks bro

[full gate]

lol i heard roblox is interviewing candidates in-game sometime in the future

i wonder how thats gonna go

tbag interviewer

[proven sentinel]

CONGRATS BIG BRO

[random wagon]

interview in doors

[full gate]

interview in mimic

[stark olive]

datadog and doordash under his belt….how much higher can ouckah go

[full gate]

ouckah at jane street

[proven sentinel]

you got ddog too?

[full gate]

hes waiting

[proven sentinel]

he got it in the bag tho

[sand rock]

huge 🥹

[past siren]

GOAT

🐐

[peak dagger]

Who is ouckah? For the blind, ouckah is light. For the hungry, ouckah is bread. For the sick, ouckah is the cure. For the sad, ouckah is joy. For the poor, ouckah is the treasure; for the debtor, ouckah is forgiveness

[stuck crystal]

🐐

[pure bolt]

bro's doing 720 flips on it

[dusk lodge]

TY GUYSSSS

also i just realized

https://leetcode.com/problems/longest-increasing-path-in-a-matrix/description/

the question they gave me was a hard

wtf

[past siren]

and u did that shit

💪

[full gate]

this is not the same question ig ot this morning

wild

[night grail]

HOLY SHIT

OUCKAH

[night grail]

nah fr

[stark olive]

ouckah i am genuinely proud of you bro

[night grail]

nah fr

[dusk lodge]

you've been inspiration day 1

[dusk lodge]

KRISHNA

WOOOOO

we gotta celebrate our offers at cfg

[bitter saddle]

NYC or SF?

[stark olive]

HOL UP HOL UP WHERE IS YOUR DOORDASH OFFER LOCTED

[dusk lodge]

NYC

[stark olive]

^^^^

FUUUUCK
F

[bitter saddle]

POOOOOOG

[stark olive]

FUUUUUCK

MAAAAAAAAN

[dusk lodge]

NOOO WHY FUCK

[night grail]

I NEED TO SECURE DROPBOX

[random wagon]

W

[stark olive]

i will never get to see this guy in person

linkedin is sunnyvale

[dusk lodge]

FUCKKKK

ILL MOVE DATADOG WINTER

THEN WE'LL WORK TOGETHER

WOOOO

[stark olive]

RARAHHHHHHHH

ill lyk what i do for winter officially there's a chance i move datadog to FALL (currently winter) depending on asana

[dusk lodge]

bet bet

ill lyk too

[marble drum]

bro is hyping us like kanye before dropping a classic

[mental junco]

seriously

She said nyc is availablev

[dusk lodge]

yes yes yes

[mental junco]

wtf

[dusk lodge]

LMAO

[mental junco]

i was told only seattle and sf

[dusk lodge]

did she boot you from nyc?

WTF

[mental junco]

Gonna ask abt nyc then

[dusk lodge]

assholes

OMG

will i work with praxis????

[mental junco]

[dusk lodge]

[mental junco]

Looks like I’m hard stuck bay area, my offer says bay area

[dusk lodge]

fuuuuuuckkkkk

[bitter saddle]

make a "this resume got me into doordash" vid?

[dusk lodge]

YESSS

IM MILKING IM MILKING

[random wagon]

im gonna watch it 30 times

start to finish

[past siren]

the school stats that got me into doordash !

MIT

[full gate]

doordash offer letter reaction video

[dusk lodge]

*of New Jersey

[dusk lodge]

bro i scared the shit out of my roomate

[past siren]

u should say that in the video 😭

[stark olive]

he should be scared of you

[past siren]

i go to the mit of nj

4.0 gpa

[plush vale]

@dusk lodge u should shout out cscd

[past siren]

i have tiktok on res (tiktoker)

[dusk lodge]

fr yall got me here

[plush vale]

make a list of thank peple to thank

[night grail]

[plush vale]

1. fuckluis
2. scale
3. legoat

[dusk lodge]

bumble perch elixir krishna mail brian praxis shoe kngs toye scale sani spemmch

fuckluis 🙏

[random wagon]

mann i did nothing but tell one truth

wagmi

[dusk lodge]

my motivator fr

[night grail]

wagmi

[full gate]

honored to be on the list

[night grail]

same

[past siren]

🙏

i made it on the ouckahlist

life complete

[dusk lodge]

not full list ofc

lotta goats i missed

[split bison]

Good job

[dusk lodge]

^ one of the goats

[pearl marsh]

Where is “Incoming swe @ doordash” ouckah

[dusk lodge]

cant let datadog know

waiting for that and looking at my cards before announcing anything

[night grail]

good move

[late sundial]

they are both summer?

[dusk lodge]

both summer

@mental junco i lied

i assumed nyc

just found out loc is discussed during meeting

[late sundial]

maybe ddog will let you to push to winter

will have to see

[dusk lodge]

praying for this

[bitter saddle]

wtf you got ddog too??? YOU ARE GOATED

[dusk lodge]

waiting rn 👀

[late sundial]

i wouldn't do that incase they check ur linkedin again

for ddog

[dusk lodge]

shiet

[late sundial]

makes it seem as if you've signed an offer

[dusk lodge]

true true

we will wait

[night grail]

[night grail]

o ye true

[peak dagger]

This is fire

gonna do this lmao

[night grail]

same lol

[pearl marsh]

Did u have ddog final already?

[dusk lodge]

did final, waiting on response

[pearl marsh]

Goddamn

U gonna have a cracked year

[dusk lodge]

final was after daddy tho

ddash ***

[dusk lodge]

🙏🙏 hopefully i can move to winter

nah wait

[late sundial]

ouckah to jane street 2025

[dusk lodge]

hopefully i get it

period

[full gate]

are we both gonna do ddog winter doordash summer together

:3

[dusk lodge]

omg :3

[full gate]

jk we’re opposite rn

i’m waiting on doordash response

for summer

[dusk lodge]

NOOOOO

oh wait

i thought that meant dd winter dog summer

omg but you got ddog winter?

[night grail]

dd dd

[full gate]

yuh

nyc bound 💯

[full gate]

honestly not sure

they seem super chill w everything

so probably

[pallid magnet]

word