need a lot of help 0 swe interviews

[devout hemlock]

If you don’t have interviews I’m fucked 😭

Awesome resume

[haughty canyon]

thanks

should i replace a bullet for the 4th or 5th job thing with CRUD/web dev

since i dont have any rn

and im not that good at ML like not good enough to pass hard technical interviews

[velvet anchor]

cmu sans is a beautiful font btw

[austere matrix]

bro like i said the problem is NOT this

[haughty canyon]

what would it be then 😭

no

getting rejected from like every type of company

im at like almost 400 apps

[sleek oracle]

u need more brain dead crud

[rose vessel]

Not enough CRUD

[devout hemlock]

Are you getting past resume screening?

[haughty canyon]

no

[haughty canyon]

yeah thats what im thinking

which bullet should i replace

with crud

[velvet anchor]

@haughty canyon remove the \latex, i heard it doesnt parse well
would put sblang compiler and interpreter at top, seems most impresive

dumb down some terms so recruiters can understand

you have a strong resume, i wouldnt say ur resume is at fault

[haughty canyon]

makes sense

wdyt about this^^ @velvet anchor

[velvet anchor]

ya u could replace 2nd to last w/ crud

[haughty canyon]

wdym

the clustering thing?

ngl thats the one i could talk about best on interview

might replace one of the CNN things since i dont know them super well/im rusty

[velvet anchor]

cnn is 2nd to last no?

thats what i was talking abt

this

[haughty canyon]

oh the whole ass internship

like remove the whole thing and replace w more bullets on others?

or just repl one bullet on it with crud

[velvet anchor]

could do that or could add more crud stuff to that

[haughty canyon]

bet

it kinda cruddy already

[velvet anchor]

add some bullshit react.js

[haughty canyon]

theres no shot thats why i dont get interviews

💀

[velvet anchor]

i did a full crud project for react lol

it acc helped 💀

recruiter shit

[devout hemlock]

What even is crud?

Databases?

[velvet anchor]

create read update delete

[haughty canyon]

im tempted to put some stanford/mit coursera course and make it look as ambiguous as possible to see if i pass ATS

[devout hemlock]

Yea

That

Lol

[haughty canyon]

yeah pretty much just full stack dev

[velvet anchor]

nah just used as slang to talk abt webdev

[haughty canyon]

mostly backend but like the whole thing

[devout hemlock]

Ah ic

[velvet anchor]

ur not getting any interviews at all? @haughty canyon

[haughty canyon]

im rusty af on full stack

[haughty canyon]

0 for SWE 💀

400 applications

[velvet anchor]

💀 wtf

something def wrong

[devout hemlock]

That’s definitely not gonna help

[haughty canyon]

i got like 2-3 analyst interviews

[rose vessel]

How did you find 400 applications

[haughty canyon]

if its automated itll help lol

[velvet anchor]

idk maybe try rewriting ur resume using jakes template

without cmu sans

[haughty canyon]

my shit parses

fs

bc it works on workday and lever and shit

[velvet anchor]

idk bruh ur resume cracked as shit

[devout hemlock]

Dude people with waaaay worse resumes than you get more interviews, it’s def not your resume

Something else is happening

[haughty canyon]

its not the OAs either

[devout hemlock]

Idk what it is

[velvet anchor]

my resume is obj worse and im getting quant interviews

[haughty canyon]

this fr got me ghosted everywher 💀

[velvet anchor]

bro blacklisted

[sleek oracle]

wtf 💀💀

[rose vessel]

Bro is too good

[velvet anchor]

u not even international lol

idk

[haughty canyon]

ngl i think i might be for some places but idk why

like cisco and goldman

never got auto OAs 💀

i didnt get cisco auto oa last year either

[velvet anchor]

lol theres def smth wrong

[haughty canyon]

maybe its bc i applied swe 1 and 2

[velvet anchor]

check ur spam filter 💀

[haughty canyon]

nah its not in spam or anyth

everyone in my program got quant interviews/offers man 😭

also

what do yall think i should do with the computational finance club

should i keep it and move it to the bottom

of that section

i dont have space for another section 💀

[velvet anchor]

no opinion on that

but add us citizen to ur resume

[haughty canyon]

deadass ??

ive had a couple people tell me this

i couldnt tell if they were joking

should i put english on my resume too 💀

[velvet anchor]

i have it and someone ik at js has it too

[haughty canyon]

my name doesnt even sound that fob

its short af

[devout hemlock]

Wait is this seriously a thing?

[haughty canyon]

where do u put it

like under skills?

[flat plaza]

@sleek oracle

[velvet anchor]

in top

in the header

[haughty canyon]

like with linkedin/github/email?

[velvet anchor]

ye

[haughty canyon]

also should i get rid of my github

💀

there is nothing on there

[velvet anchor]

i have mine

oh lol

yeah maybe if its empty

[haughty canyon]

idt theyre looking at it though

but i might remove it

[devout hemlock]

Put stuff on your GitHub

[velvet anchor]

^

[devout hemlock]

All your projects

Slap them on

[haughty canyon]

i dont have source code for one of my projects bc hard drive corrupted and the other one was like halfway for a class so i cant put it bc academic dishonesty rules

i shoulda pushed way earlier lmfao

[devout hemlock]

Wait why don’t you have the source for a project?

Just curious

Oh

Edit

Ic

[haughty canyon]

hard drive died

yeah

[devout hemlock]

This is why

GitHub

[haughty canyon]

💀

i need source control to use the source control

[velvet anchor]

i just realized ur pfp

is die lit lmaooo

[haughty canyon]

should i keep the TA position

[haughty canyon]

💀 yeah this shit 3 years old

[river ice]

bro i clicked on the only fans link 😭

[arctic swallow]

if u deadass are getting blacklisted change email that usually helps for some

[haughty canyon]

idt im getting blacklisted

lowkey dont know what the issue is

[haughty canyon]

LOL

[arctic swallow]

i also see that its ur school email too

[broken crest]

are you applying to defense?

[arctic swallow]

honestly dawg no clue 💀

[broken crest]

or maybe you dont want to go back to defense?

[arctic swallow]

change names

[broken crest]

@haughty canyon did you get any sort of clearance for lockheed?

[haughty canyon]

yeah secret

[broken crest]

...

me and you

[haughty canyon]

what

[broken crest]

are boxing

[haughty canyon]

wdym lol

[haughty canyon]

nah this fr the issue

[broken crest]

OMFG

[haughty canyon]

my name doesnt even sound FOBlike

[broken crest]

PUT IT HIGHER TF ARE YOU DOING

i would have never known that

[haughty canyon]

im gonna have to put (native english speaker) (us citizen) (born in the united states) on my app

just cuz of my name

[broken crest]

no need

[haughty canyon]

maybe change my first name so it doesnt sound hella indian

[broken crest]

have you tried clearancejobs?

[haughty canyon]

yeah

💀

[broken crest]

you have a secret

you should have 0 issue getting a job

[haughty canyon]

they dont have that many internships

[broken crest]

ohh internships

those open later on

not rn

[haughty canyon]

i think kearney had a couple

[haughty canyon]

yeah

eyah

[broken crest]

if you want a reffereal when they open up, dm me

[haughty canyon]

i think i applied last year

[haughty canyon]

bet thanks