#process microsoft reject

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tiny horizon
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its time you start posting screenshots of your rejection email

elder plover
mighty reef
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nah hes deadass lol

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i know him irl

elder plover
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Ok bud

mighty reef
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so do @dire garden and @split sphinx

rocky river
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why don't u guys post ur rejections?

tiny horizon
elder plover
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I do

rocky river
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no u dont

tiny horizon
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its ok @rocky river i believe you

elder plover
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Yesterday

rocky river
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I looked thru ur chat history and u never posted screenshots

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mfs want me to do things they don't do

mighty reef
elder plover
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Yeah i took a fat l

mighty reef
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so ur dumb

elder plover
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I never said to post screen shot I just said u troll

rocky river
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I got rejected from pltr

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ur the troll 🤡

elder plover
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Ok bud

tiny horizon
elder plover
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More acceptances but no girl gonna want me then

tiny horizon
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@rocky river is a living exception

willow crescent
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bro i stg this mf blacklisted from every company 💀

rocky river
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nah I'm done

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I'm not posting in this channel anymore

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it's too belittling

elder plover
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U have amazon lmao u good

orchid musk
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How did your optiver phone go

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👍

rocky river
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I rejected optiver

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cuz u need os and networks knowledge

orchid musk
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Start your own D&D startup

rocky river
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hopefully I get phone next yr after I take os and networks

willow crescent
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u have amazon but u got instant rejected by every company? might b ur resume

plucky viper
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His brother works at amazon

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And in his interview he got his brothers friend as the interviewer

willow crescent
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💀 💀 💀

rocky river
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my amazon internship is in the future

willow crescent
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dub tho tbh

plucky viper
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His brother pulled some strings

rocky river
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so it's not on my resume

willow crescent
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why dont u put incoming Amazon

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u wont get instant rejected bro

rocky river
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will that even help

willow crescent
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lol yes

icy iris
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Yes lmao

rocky river
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I would have no bullets

willow crescent
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i act cant tell if this guy is a troll or not

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just put - Incoming intern

mighty reef
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or just be smarter

rocky river
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yeah I have connections

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my brothers connections*

plucky viper
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I wished my dad worked at Jane street

willow crescent
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@rocky river

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this ur resume rn?

rocky river
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AYO

plucky viper
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💀

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Don’t expose him like that

willow crescent
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wut he posted it tho 💀

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id recommend removing the interests section tbh

rocky river
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I took the feedback and made it better

willow crescent
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and just making a few more projects

rocky river
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yeah i removed it

orchid musk
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2.3 gang

willow crescent
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honestly the leadership section is irrevelant too

rocky river
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and added more projects

willow crescent
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add keywords

rocky river
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I failed a class

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but I'm retaking it

orchid musk
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same I failed computer networking

plucky viper
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Man’s adding his high school gpa

rocky river
willow crescent
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resume parser gonna b confused by that section

rocky river
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along with OS

orchid musk
willow crescent
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normally they expect school, experience, projects, + skills somewhere

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its best to keep it to just those sections imo

plucky viper
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It’s better to add a fake project

willow crescent
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@rocky river test ur resume by using workday/citadel parser

willow crescent
rocky river
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i always have to ma ually enter in my stuff

willow crescent
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thats the problem

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u gotta fix that

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my resume parses almost perfectly

plucky viper
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It’s good?

willow crescent
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bro hes flexing his linkedin follower count in that section

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no way he keeps that

rocky river
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thanks

willow crescent
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LMAOOOO WAIT

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holy shit

plucky viper
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Yeah h want to highlight ur skills

willow crescent
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are we sure this guy aint a troll

rocky river
willow crescent
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wtf

willow crescent
rocky river
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how do u quantify a frat then

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it's the connections

willow crescent
rocky river
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@dark merlin

plucky viper
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Vexor

willow crescent
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idek why u put frat in ur resume 💀

rocky river
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why not frat?

willow crescent
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never heard of that b4

rocky river
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that's where I spent the majority of my time in

plucky viper
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You should put

  • drank 40 bottles of vodka in one night
rocky river
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💀

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no

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that will get be blacklisted

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40 bottles is impossible

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ur gonna die

willow crescent
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gave speeches to 100+ people without stuttering

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.

plucky viper
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Put ur max

mighty reef
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ye we only had to do like 10 for our group while pledging

rocky river
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should I use audience members instead of people?

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more specific

mighty reef
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remember that kyoyo

rocky river
plucky viper
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He did change it. A lil

pliant oyster
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y’all are savage lmao

rocky river
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yeah I changed it

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it's different now

willow crescent
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how about just following jakes template?

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and adding a bunch of projects

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to supplement lack of exp

rocky river
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I used Jake's resume template

willow crescent
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  • keywords
plucky viper
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Add more projects, u only have one

willow crescent
rocky river
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no

plucky viper
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Nah mans added his own sections

snow trout
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guy has english and chinese next to java 💀

rocky river
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I added it

plucky viper
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This the kyoyoberry template

mighty reef
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stop mkaing fun of his resume, when urs inst that great either

rocky river
plucky viper
mighty reef
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mines better than urs

plucky viper
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Of course, u have google reneged on urs

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Can’t compete with that

rocky river
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WaterEater helped me with my resume

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and he's a google reneger

plucky viper
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watereater did u dirty bru

rocky river
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how?

willow crescent
plucky viper
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💀

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💀💀💀

rocky river
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but @mighty reef got google

plucky viper
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Send resume water water

rocky river
plucky viper
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Or just tell ur brother to get u into gogle

mighty reef
rocky river
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yesh I think I'm just gonna resort to using my brother

plucky viper
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Zamn

mighty reef
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ye get ratiod

rocky river
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jackdestmanalive

rocky river
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if I get more experience, it'll be like that

plucky viper
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So ur resume looks like that, but u made kyoyo resume into a clown

rocky river
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💀

plucky viper
rocky river
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I think my resume is good bc @mighty reef helped me w it

willow crescent
plucky viper
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I have capital one + google + Jane street

sour pawn
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wtf is happening here lmao

rocky river
orchid musk
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this is the resume that got me pass faang and unicorn resume screens from a low ranked school 😳

willow crescent
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😳

plucky viper
mighty reef
willow crescent
# orchid musk

even this one is better than @rocky river's current resume

vagrant thicket
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fattest thread ever

orchid musk
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ik im kinda cracked

rocky river
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how wtf man's put ponies on his resume

vagrant thicket
merry nest
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!process microsoft reject

vagrant thicket
rocky river
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and u just doxxed him 💀

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oh

vagrant thicket
orchid musk
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no thats me im joeseph redmon d

vagrant thicket
rocky river
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real

eternal shoal
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200 messages holy shit

prisma cosmos
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damn, microsoft already do be rejecting

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do I assume a lack of oa as a rejection?

dark jackal
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whats poppin

errant cove
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Whats ur grad date @rocky river

dark merlin
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he must be 2027

plucky viper
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Still in high school

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no he's 2024

rocky river
plucky viper
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yes u are

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ive seen ur resume

rocky river
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I put 2024 cuz that's what most companies want

plucky viper
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oh

rocky river
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it's good that it fooled u, means it will fool recruiters too

plucky viper
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no

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fooling me is a really low bar

rocky river
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lol

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@dark merlin I beat u

dark merlin
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no

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you are 2026

rocky river
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:(

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how did u know

dark merlin
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gl in 131 next semester

rocky river
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ur s jealousy I beat u in badminton as per my resume

dark merlin
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:(

plucky viper
cerulean verge
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actually based resume

rocky river
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thx yo

jaunty python
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bruh yall too funny lmao