#Bro got rejected instantly 💀

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noble zenith
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How

south dome
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bro why u laughing

lost cairn
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holy fuck

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🤣 im laughing at how fucking rude this mf is

remote citrus
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@cosmic fable

lost cairn
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they hard coded an insta rejection into the code for mans 😭

cosmic fable
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Send resume @south dome we’ll help u out

remote citrus
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LMFAOOOO

cosmic fable
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bro this is the 2nd one

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first msft and now under

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*uber

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what are u doing

earnest goblet
noble zenith
lost cairn
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i know mans intl or smth

flat drum
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might just be graduating soon

south dome
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😦

flat drum
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bro u int

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or smt

south dome
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what's int

flat drum
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international

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when u graduating

south dome
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oh im US

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graduating 2024

flat drum
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bro unless u a verteran or disabled idk how they would auto reject u

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imagine they auto reject disabled people

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lmao

south dome
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they auto reject disabled ppl?

lost cairn
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bro

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that sounds like the fattest lawsuit ever

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also ur calling mans disabled 🤣

flat drum
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no didnt mean that

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💀

lost cairn
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holy fuck we’re just collectively bullying this guy

flat drum
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mb bro

remote citrus
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or he’s trolling

flat drum
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tryna help u out

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send resume

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watch him of cured cancer or smt

south dome
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i'll dm u my resume

remote citrus
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dm it to me too

flat drum
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homie just needs to add more info in his resume

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ATS probably cant find enough key words

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not a big deal

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@south dome try again with all those companies under new email

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if u got a better resume with more words that match they will give u a oa

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then its up to u from there

burnt scaffold
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@south dome your resume sucks

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put acronym decoder on it

south dome
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:(

cosmic fable
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Y’all clowning in acronym decoder but Acronym decoder got me past google

south dome
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should I use Jake's resume

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I hear a lot of ppl talking abt it

cosmic fable
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No, use vexors resume

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Has Jane street, HRT and all that on it

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no homie's resume is beyond trash

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like

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i dont usually call people's resume's trash

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but this one is actually trash

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like im sorry

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Ayo chill out man’s just need some revision

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sorry

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Small revision will do the trick

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ya he just needs more projects

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keywords

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change to jake's resume

noble zenith
cosmic fable
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My project at capital one

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U decode acronyms

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Ask @burnt scaffold

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so its just a hashtable?

burnt scaffold
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it’s even better than a hash table

cosmic fable
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its a big hashtable

burnt scaffold
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yea but did he modernize the ui

cosmic fable
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Ok so the project was already finished when I was assigned the project

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bruh easiest intern project on earth

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So all I did was update some numbers

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WHY DIDNT I GET ASSIGNED STH LIKE THIS

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I updated the dependencies 💀

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That’s all I did 💀💀💀

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bro

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Changed numbers from a 2 to a 3

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me and the other intern had to build an entire webcrawler

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we faced

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scalability issues

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db issues

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💀

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every single fucking issue under the sun

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and then there's u

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But it’s capital one

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im pre sure SAP is bigger than c1 too

burnt scaffold
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FACANG

cosmic fable
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FACANGS

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Tru I’m in a facang