2023_summer

[still pawn]

wouldnt that parse as "Amazon (Audible)"

idk tho

i dont know how to optimize my resume for ats

yeah but idk if "Amazon (Audible)" would parse weirdly

I had that before

I might switch back to that

idk

I can make a bulletpoint "worked at Audible, a Subsidiary of Amazon on the search team"

then have my normal bullet points

im gonna be recruiting for new grad lol

idk why im in this channel

i think new grad might be more strict

do i need a line

I really dont wanna deal with getting flagged lol

I think just Audible might be enough lol idk

its a service for monitoring

and making dashboarts

[queen plover]

i think you won't need aws athena in your resume

recruiters will have no idea what that is

[still pawn]

honestly you never know

some ats system might pick it up

my project is completely new

[queen plover]

i doubt it

[still pawn]

idk what the buisness impact is

it was never used yet

i havent done that yet

my internship isnt even over yet

i havent applied yet

for new grad

ill beef it up in the end

[queen plover]

there's no impact in your bullet points

it's just description

so it's like okay so what

or something like

Centralized internal client session communications across distributed systems using C++ to concurrently execute 47% of all U.S.-listed retail volume.

[still pawn]

its not worth capping tbh

idk

[queen plover]

well it's your resume

[still pawn]

idk what to say tbh

my project will help the team improve their shit

lol

[queen plover]

think about the impact

why did you do that

[still pawn]

what if you dont have numbers lol

[queen plover]

focus on why and how not what

bold move lol

[still pawn]

i mean do you have to show impact for every project

sometimes you are doing something new and novel

that doesnt have a usecase yet

[sinful locust]

yo

https://www.janestreet.com/join-jane-street/position/6213528002/

👀

[fickle drift]

👀

[sinful locust]

JS SWE out

recruiter told me she would keep me in the loop when shit starts

so probably interview guaranteed

yeah same

lmfao

[earnest hatch]

I heard you gotta not only solve their problems, but you gotta code fast and solve efficiently

[simple salmon]

yo wtf cisco was actually tough

[sonic steeple]

how long after applying does it take to get optiver swe OA? I got it within a day last yr but no response yet this yr

[vestal hatch]

why tf do processes start earlier and earlier every year

after a bit we will be applying for internships 2 years out

"thanks for your application but we've already filled the headcount for our class of 2030" headass

[sinful locust]

LMAO

[queen plover]

i think it took me around 1.5weeks

[sinful locust]

i love my new keyboards

were they overpriced? yes
do i care? no

am i faster at typing w them? slower

[ocean relic]

me with apple keyboard

feels classy

productivity low

[sinful locust]

Not the end of the world

Numbers overrated

as long as you can explain your impact and what you did

that is all that matters.

How do you even get to that number

Cant lie on resume

How would you viably stretch

lol

Nah

Ok

[still pawn]

Do you think my resume looks fine

[sinful locust]

Refactored code, improved happiness of workers by 1000000%

im sure that works

[still pawn]

Referring to my resume?

[sinful locust]

the way u worded the first bullet is confusing

[sinful locust]

no

[still pawn]

Wdym

[sinful locust]

what does SQL queries over 267 gb mean

like you queried over that much data?

[still pawn]

I tried to add numbers

[sinful locust]

id word like this

[still pawn]

Cuz people told me to here

[sinful locust]

Queried over 267 gB using SQL

"wrote SQL queries over 267 GB" makes it confusing imo

maybe im just being dumb, i need to sleep

Yeah, querying data is "easy" in that sense

I could write a query with a large key range, it queries 10mil data

kinda weird metric to write

[still pawn]

Idk

Lol

Do I really need numbers

Everyone is saying I do

[sinful locust]

If you cant get any no

You dont

Whos everyeone

numbers are a convenient way to describe impact

not the only way

anducandoxyzwithoutnumberstoo

[still pawn]

Yubisneeze

[sinful locust]

itsjustthatyouseealotofapplicationswithnumbers

doesntmeanthatyoumustdoittheresgoodwaystowordstuff.forinstanceinsteadofsayingquerying267gbofdata,idsaywhatdidthatdatado,helpreducelatency,performancebenefits,etc?

[astral dew]

My resume 75% blank 😢

[sinful locust]

just ask ur manager lmfao

youre probably at FAANG tbh

[astral dew]

Idk how to stretch it and take up the space

[still pawn]

Fr?

[sinful locust]

yo

[sinful locust]

for?

lematud

[sinful locust]

metrics

[simple garden]

Call that Blank75

[sinful locust]

or ask them for an estimation

CurryMatudi

[astral dew]

Uber

[sinful locust]

yo

See

lematudski

bruh

yo

i got uber referral

how is it going alt

needa wait till apps open

I got Cisco oA

ay

lesgo

nah

its trash

im not taking it

[still pawn]

I’ll ask my manager for impact

But I’ll wait for return offer time

[astral dew]

So far I’ve done fun projects

[sinful locust]

Avipatelamazonisgreat

[still pawn]

Really good

Lol

[sinful locust]

NICE

[still pawn]

Audible managers are great

[sinful locust]

@sinful locust are you at faang

you seem like a faangster

[still pawn]

swap the role and the company

do the company at top

the role in the botton

highlight uber

[sinful locust]

Omit Uberstar

[astral dew]

Cool I will

[sinful locust]

what did u do in sql table

[still pawn]

thats lying tho right?

[sinful locust]

its not

[still pawn]

uberstar != uber swe intern

[sinful locust]

youre still at uber

nah

its like step vs swe

[sinful locust]

nah

not yet

WHY WONT UBER GET BACK TO ME

steppers do swe all the time

DR AIGHT

they dont even reject

[still pawn]

yeah step != swe

[sinful locust]

but steppers put swe all da time

and its fine

STEP is still swe intern

[astral dew]

Basically combined multiple data tables into one large table. The table is really crucial for Uber lol.

[sinful locust]

and google is still google

[still pawn]

does it come up in background checks?

[sinful locust]

nah u can put swe lmfao

should be fine

Uberstar is still Uber

someone in step asked their manager and they said thats what u should put

SWE is SWE

hence Uber SWE

also

yeah uberstar is uber swe

if it some reason gets flagged

just talk to them

you aint lying

[astral dew]

It’s really team dependent for me tho

[sinful locust]

yeah jody finna be at quant in a years time

its not like Our Wave X Apple meaning Apple Intern @cyan garnet

💀

[still pawn]

interesting

[sinful locust]

WHos james harden

[cyan garnet]

I mean better than no internship

[sinful locust]

STOOOOP

Hes putting Apple

[astral dew]

They probably only show u worked at x company lol

[cyan garnet]

Apple x Our Wave Hub

[sinful locust]

Apple SWE Intern

[cyan garnet]

no?

[sinful locust]

Yes

no

Yes

[cyan garnet]

when did I say that lol

[sinful locust]

nah

[cyan garnet]

no

[sinful locust]

Apple SWE Intern

our wave hub x apple sounds bettert

[still pawn]

for amazon/audible would it matter if I put software development engineer intern vs software eningeer intern?

[sinful locust]

Nah apple sounds better

[cyan garnet]

Apple x Our Wave Hub Swift Co-op student

[sinful locust]

doesnt matter

put SDE since its amazon

[cyan garnet]

in my dreams

[sinful locust]

but SDE == SWE

[cyan garnet]

yea

[cyan garnet]

I am not even that good

[sinful locust]

@cyan garnet hows grinding

Ash can do LC Hards?

[cyan garnet]

I just spend a shit ton of time on this server and get lucky

[sinful locust]

nah you aint lucky

[cyan garnet]

yeah I got IOI

[sinful locust]

Damn wtf

[cyan garnet]

nah I am messin

[sinful locust]

math imo but in cs

[cyan garnet]

CCC -> CCO -> IOI

[sinful locust]

hes cool

hes at apple

[astral dew]

Ash at Netflix freshman year

[sinful locust]

oh someone on one of my mutual servers is a gold IOI

[past comet]

https://boards.greenhouse.io/earlycareerprograms

[sinful locust]

https://tenor.com/view/august-alsina-alsinanation-gif-9427239

[cyan garnet]

yooo sup jody

🐐

[astral dew]

Sup youngin

[sinful locust]

BRUH ASANA OPEN

[past comet]

ye ye

[cyan garnet]

an affirm recruiter told me to contact her when hiring season begins but I think my chance is near 0 now

[cyan garnet]

sup

[simple garden]

Recruiter reached out and now after two days they publicly released the link

[cyan garnet]

hows internship

[simple garden]

I thought we had something special

[cyan garnet]

recession screwing me over as well

[still pawn]

if I asked my manager for the impact of my project would she care

i have a one-on-one tomorrow

i might lowkey ask

[sinful locust]

ask

just make it sound cool

[cyan garnet]

that u would be working on?

I mean dont put her on the spot

last thing u wanna do

[sinful locust]

dont u have a presentation at end of intern

[still pawn]

yeah

[sinful locust]

just ask in that context

[still pawn]

thats in 2 weeks

[sinful locust]

say im trying to think ahead of presentation

how can i phrase stuff

what do u see this project impacting

etc

[still pawn]

thats not a bad idea

[sinful locust]

yea

thats what im doing tomorrow

[cyan garnet]

@sinful locust what year

[sinful locust]

Incoming Freshman

[cyan garnet]

L

I am incoming 3rd year

[sinful locust]

At HS lol

[cyan garnet]

I mean most recruiters should know imo

[still pawn]

thats what im saying

idk tho

[cyan garnet]

3rd year is 3rd year

[still pawn]

ats prolly wouldnt know

[sinful locust]

at HS lol

[earnest hatch]

You're allowed to write that lol, there's no permission that's needed

We spoke about this before, Idk why you're still obsessed about the name

[sinful locust]

just DONT do that if youre at deepmind

dont write Google for deepmind

thats cringe

[still pawn]

my parents lol

[sinful locust]

audbile better

[still pawn]

they were like you should add amazon

[sinful locust]

its edible

[astral dew]

So far so good. Basically done with new endpoint. On to final task

[cyan garnet]

POG

return offer?

[astral dew]

Idk yet lol

I hope tho

[cyan garnet]

u gonna try talk to ur manager about it?

[cyan garnet]

like I was obsessed with apple name

honestly if u have exp and company isnt doing hiring freeze it will be a bit more competitive for u but u should be set

thats what I am seeing

if u have less exp u are the one kinda being screwed

[astral dew]

I had midpoint but really can’t say much about what they said lol

[quaint bolt]

They’ll hire you if you’re handsome regardless of that

Except for Amazon and AWS

[cyan garnet]

no wonder I have been getting rejected

[cyan garnet]

ic

gl

[quaint bolt]

Can’t relate

[thorn anchor]

wait for anyone thats done the cisco oa did yall get a confirmation email after finishing the assessment

[stable root]

no i didnt

[cyan garnet]

@quaint bolt is it worth becoming cracked in cp

it generally seems interesting

[quaint bolt]

If you’ve got time and you like it sure

[cyan garnet]

I want to look into it but I am assuming its gonna take most of my time

[cyan garnet]

yea I could either go into cp and give up developing

[quaint bolt]

I haven’t done competitive programming and passed all my interviews from S22 onwards

So you don’t need it

Def helps tho

[crisp berry]

on LinkedIn it shows salesforce reposted

[cyan garnet]

yep

[crisp berry]

but if i go to the link its unavailable?

[simple garden]

Amazon not freezing hiring is proof they aren’t real faang

[cyan garnet]

I think its more beneficial to do cp def for college

[quaint bolt]

Try it and see if you like it

[cyan garnet]

yep

[quaint bolt]

Have fun being jobless

[fickle drift]

^

😂

[thorn anchor]

okok bet

[simple garden]

https://tenor.com/view/secret-eating-gif-21529924

[thorn anchor]

im paranoid i didnt submit correctly or smtg...

[simple garden]

Me studying for Amazon oa

[astral dew]

https://tenor.com/view/you-crack-me-up-talking-out-of-your-arse-bum-crack-arse-crack-butt-gif-16861878

[quaint bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/praying-mateo-superstore-sign-of-the-cross-prier-gif-9684878

Me hoping goog gets their shit together for W23 project matching

[astral dew]

I’ll messaged the director of eng for u

We really cool

[quaint bolt]

Ty jody

[sinful locust]

yo'

lewater

ur not wet like water

https://tenor.com/view/le-bozo-gif-21729582

"nOt VanCoUVER"

THIS ENTIRE THING IS VANCOUVER

stop talking

ops wrong person once again

i meant

@sinful locust

@sinful locust STOP

yo

[sinful locust]

Burnaby

lewoj

https://tenor.com/view/nba-pascal-siakam-lefraud-raptors-gif-24462586

[sinful locust]

u c how its a "subset" of vancouver

[sinful locust]

Everyone owns lefraud

[sinful locust]

Its not

same with north van

https://tenor.com/view/wok-only1wok-wok-common-w-owned-by-wok-gif-21443249

^ less than a 30 mins drive

[sinful locust]

It would be a 0 minute drive if it was vancouver

[near swallow]

Basketball the goated sport but why its fans some of da weirdest

Somebody tell me

[sinful locust]

LeGoat > cur

[sinful locust]

Less than 30 min between montana and canada too

Is montana a subset of canada

dude ur royally stupid

ur probs from the mid west

"everything is 234234234 hours away from the suburbs"

[steady crow]

Have any of you guys tried using Anki to review leetcode problems conceptually?

[solar axle]

a lot of the companies in greylock said the dont test leetcode but stuff that reflects the skills needed in the job, but what kinda of stuff is that

[sinful locust]

I’m not

You bozo

proof?

[sinful locust]

I say soda not pop

ok fine

[fickle ivy]

hello

pymetrics blackston

someone enlighten me if this is

autism or 300 iq

[sinful locust]

yo

[rugged knoll]

Has anyone given cisco meraki product software internship? If so what type of questions did they ask. All i got from them was it has to do with bitwise

[sinful locust]

Yo

[sinful locust]

hello

[sinful locust]

Stop

[sinful locust]

short answer: no

long answer: amazon hires way too many people to indiviually ask each company about ur perfomance, most theyll is check whether u actually worked there or not

[sinful locust]

no

[cinder grotto]

Thank you so much!!

[limber mesa]

optiver 80in8 is not opening for me

its just loading indefinitely

after i click on 80in8, it just loads and nothing happens

anybody who had the same problem or might know what can i do here 😭

[coarse marten]

Disable adblock

Or any extension that could cause a similar effect

[limber mesa]

it isn't opening in even the incognito tab

also, same behaviour on safari too

full time means, when you graduate

but believe this only when someone confirms

apart from me

[boreal forge]

Jane street is open holy shit

[past comet]

is 846 on codesignal good ?

[golden tusk]

Imagine not getting 900

[past comet]

[past comet]

I solved all ques in 20 mins

[coarse marten]

849 or gtfo

[past comet]

I will try again in 2 weeks then

I should increasing my typing speed lol

I use only 2 fingers when tping

[coarse marten]

I only use 1 finger

And I have a 250 wpm

[golden tusk]

Should’ve been easy sub 5 minutes

Tbh 1 minute for each question is about right

[past comet]

How ????

[past comet]

I dont think the 3rd question Ive got can be solved in 1/2 mins because its implementation heavy

[golden tusk]

3rd should only take 30 seconds

I did it in 20

[past comet]

Well, am not cracked so there it is

[golden tusk]

One time I did it in 1 second

[past comet]

[golden tusk]

For real tho 840+ is good enough for 100% of the companies, it’s insanely good

Not sure why you worry about it

[plush viper]

when do you guys expect the early interviews to begin?

like after OAs and phone screens

tryna decide how much time to give myself on grind75

[golden tusk]

@past comet you can literally search it up https://support.codesignal.com/hc/en-us/articles/360039879414-What-s-a-Coding-Score-and-how-do-I-interpret-my-GCA-Coding-Score-

[past comet]

Glad to hear that

[past comet]

oo 850 is the highest huh

nope if I were to do it I would flex it first with yahkuna

[coarse marten]

@gentle latch

Sleep

Why

Grind starts by sleeping well

Gngn

Good dreams

Lc dreams

[gritty tundra]

maybe they thought u were cute

[astral dew]

Google in hiring freeze? 👀

2 weeks only tho lol

https://techcrunch.com/2022/07/20/google-to-pause-all-hiring-for-two-weeks/amp/

[thin prawn]

Bruh a recruiter literally just contacted me on Saturday and I just responded to them 💀

[sand pendant]

contacted for what?

[astral dew]

If Amine was open to switching to Google Fi new unlimited text, data, and international calling phone plan starting at under $30/month

[sinful locust]

H

[cyan garnet]

any country?

if so thats OP for travellers

[astral dew]

Yep, and a free google watch designed by Hayden himself

[thin prawn]

summer 2023

[mystic depot]

people here who have done the palantir karat, how was it? please say no lc hard

[sinful locust]

is intel releasing apps anytime soon

or was what they had open in june it

[sand pendant]

just wondering have you interviewed with them before?

[thin prawn]

Nah I applied last year but got no response

and they just contacted me out of nowhere

[sand pendant]

gotcha good luck🙏

[thin prawn]

Thanks but ig its not going to happen now with the freeze

[sand pendant]

hmm I think they will probably hire less interns but that shouldn't impact you I think

they have only freezed hiring for next 2 weeks

[thin prawn]

big bet also im trash at lc anyway so im not getting my hopes up

[soft basin]

practice 😤

[astral dew]

U got this, we believe in u

[soft basin]

i still suck at leetcode but i’m starting to learn these patterns

unless these mfs give a dp graph problem then i quit

[past comet]

the interview email which I got says my interview is on July 22, 3:00pm CDT but the ics in invite in my mail shows July 21, 3:00pm CDT which one is the correct one ?

[soft basin]

for what?

email the interviewer or recruiter

[thin prawn]

i think itd be safe to ask your recruiter

[thin prawn]

Thanks

[sand pendant]

Did you already receive the OA or have asked you to schedule when you would like to give it?

[past comet]

nvm I fucked up the timezones 🤦‍♂️

[soft basin]

est supremacy

[sand pendant]

Did anyone hear back from Salesforce outside that summit thing?

[past comet]

i am in ist and interview time is in cdt and my college email uses mst

[past comet]

nope

[limber mesa]

just completed 80in8

[soft basin]

i applied for sales force but for some reason their app closed after

[sand pendant]

i am wondering what was the point of opening the apps up before the summit and closing it when they haven't started hiring yet

[sand pendant]

how did it go😃

[soft basin]

what’s 80in8?

[limber mesa]

it went okay, not that great. i could only do around 60-65

but the next section opened up for me. does that mean i passed this one?

[sand pendant]

might be auto... what is the next section btw?

[sinful locust]

Probably is

[limber mesa]

some brain games

they said in their email that all sections are eliminatory if not passed

[sand pendant]

is there a target score specified?

[limber mesa]

they haven't said anything in the email

did anyone do the Zap-N test in optiver OA?

[fickle ivy]

@limber mesa

[limber mesa]

yo

[fickle ivy]

did u get to question 60-65 or was ur score that

do they show u ur score

[limber mesa]

they don't show score

i reached 60-65

[fickle ivy]

and do u have to do all sections in one sitting

ok

its mc right

is it easier than the rfqjobs test

[limber mesa]

no...you can take breaks between different sections

they said in the email

did you give the 80in8? @fickle ivy

[fickle ivy]

monkaS im worried

ill do it prob tonight

[limber mesa]

best of luck 🤞
you got this

[sinful locust]

Bruh you’ll pass

[fickle ivy]

thanks 😄

[sinful locust]

Don’t you get like 70s

[fickle ivy]

[fickle ivy]

rn like 60ish

i peaked 71

[sinful locust]

Damn wtf

Are you a probability god too lol

[fickle ivy]

i mean i play poker

but i guess

so no lmao

[limber mesa]

if you have practiced, i believe it would go well for you

i made a mistake and gave the test without practice, but ig adrenaline helped welp

[fickle ivy]

heard numerical reasoning was

betting odds

and kv

kc

[sinful locust]

What’s KC

[fickle ivy]

kelly criteria

for optimal bet sizes or smth

[sinful locust]

Ah ok

[limber mesa]

whatt

they asked this in the num reasoning in oa?

[fickle ivy]

idk tho

[fickle ivy]

in prob i think

i think numerical is the seq teat

test

[limber mesa]

woah

the uni course i did did not teach this in prob

[sinful locust]

Same

You probably have to know game theory stuff

[limber mesa]

i am more accustomed to lc style tests
ngl this is fun

[sinful locust]

JUDAH

WHY ARE YOU RED

MOOODDDDD???? No

Why

Now i have to hate judah

I never wanted that

Cuz u a mod

I want to continue to like you

But now I cant

[quaint bolt]

hello

I am also red

[soft basin]

https://tenor.com/view/skragzire-gif-19722425

[hallow scroll]

JUDA IS A MOD

:tham

[simple garden]

No way

Next thing imma find out Imagine Wagons is a mod

[quaint bolt]

[simple garden]

MR WAGONN

[sinful locust]

wtf

new mods

[south aspen]

I want red

[sinful locust]

@cyan garnet 🐐

[cyan garnet]

how much u wanna bet they wont

[sinful locust]

Hmm

@sinful locust give opinion

yeah just apply

[hallow scroll]

Maybe they mean like bootcamp

[stark basin]

that's not a 'yes'

[novel lily]

MAkE me mOD

[cyan garnet]

imagine not being a mod

[novel lily]

[cyan garnet]

@quaint bolt

mod

so cool

am I best friends with a mod now

[novel lily]

i deserve to rule over you peasants

[cyan garnet]

no u dont

[novel lily]

first thing im gonna do when i am mod, is create a no high-schooler allowed rule

[cyan garnet]

[novel lily]

[quaint bolt]

No you just know one

[cyan garnet]

no we are best friends

remember when I bought u a lambo

and let u live in my mansion

[novel lily]

make me mod; i am beautiful. this servers needs me

[simple garden]

@sinful locust how is akuna ml oa

[frigid bear]

MR WAGONS
CONGRATS
BIG W

[coarse marten]

Mr wagon

Did you grind a mod?

[sinful locust]

Mr wagon
Did you grind a mod?

[hearty river]

Mr wagon
Did you grind a mod?

[past comet]

shoo, go away. Become a top intern

[quaint bolt]

MR BOB

Why’re you happier about this than Akuna

[quaint bolt]

Yes

[hearty river]

@quaint bolt

@quaint bolt

@quaint bolt

[past comet]

yahkuna needs a timeout ig

[quaint bolt]

Mayhaps

[coarse marten]

Akuna, mod, dates

What else do you need?

I'm wondering mr wagon

@hearty river next time

Probably

[past comet]

G and JS

[quaint bolt]

JS and HRT

[quaint bolt]

Already have G*

Oh mr bog I’m in winter project matching

[past comet]

mb I didnt know that.

[coarse marten]

I have seen

Hope the g host matching hell is a myth

[near swallow]

@quaint bolt first order of the day is timeout @hearty river 1 min

Flex ur modness

[coarse marten]

[past comet]

[stark basin]

dew it

[coarse marten]

@quaint bolt bs this evening?

To warm up for the lc contest

[near swallow]

No, he will be busy timing out yahkuna

[coarse marten]

@gentle latch @quaint bolt I have a nice side project for you. Create a bot to timeout @hearty river at random times

[frigid bear]

50 out of 5000
vs
2 out of 50,000

[dawn bramble]

Salesforce removed their app again?

[past comet]

ye ye

[dawn bramble]

What's up wit them

Is this cause of some hiring freeze?

[hallow scroll]

no

companies do that a lot

[plush flume]

student

[earnest hatch]

Don't pay too much attention to it, they do that multiple times. Summer recruiting doesn't start until later in August/September anyway.

[dawn bramble]

I see

[quaint bolt]

Fair

[white zinc]

bumping this, has anyone done it yet (ik the interviewers choose the questions but do they generally choose easy ones)

[quaint bolt]

?

Someone just refers you and you apply with the link that’s sent to you

[mystic depot]

check if that job posting can be found by searching on the amazon jobs site, because if it isn't that may be the referral link. ngl im just making assumptions tho never had a referral link

[quaint bolt]

Just apply there

[ember bison]

how to pass palantir phone

karat

[mystic depot]

https://tenor.com/view/say-what-dunno-shrug-john-krasinski-idk-gif-16557956

me also wondering the same thing

[quaint bolt]

Be me

[mystic depot]

u passed it?

nice one

[quaint bolt]

No mine’s tomorrow

Seems like ez clap anyways

[mystic depot]

yoooooo gl gl

[mystic depot]

[quaint bolt]

Tyty you too

[mystic depot]

pray no lc hard but then again u hella smart so youll be fine

[sinful locust]

https://salesforce.wd1.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/External_Career_Site/job/California---San-Francisco/Summer-2023-Intern---Software-Engineer_JR155116-2?source=LinkedIn_Jobs

[teal light]

For the people who took the Palantir karat what was that like?

[ember bison]

gl

my friend got asked a NP hard

but time complexity doesnt matter

so he brute forced it

🤣

[mystic depot]

whats np hard?

[vivid spoke]

No problem hard

[ionic carbon]

I just finish my palantir oa, I can only mange to finish 2/3. Is there any chance that i will pass?

[sinful locust]

bro wants to work at pltr and doesnt know what np is

[ember bison]

idk either

im a math major LMFAO

apparently its like

it takes longer to prove the solution works

than it takes to solve the problem

i think?

[mystic depot]

ngl i have genuinely never heard of the term np

[soft basin]

just means problem cant be solved in polynomial time

[fickle ivy]

just did pymetrics

got focus effort and fairness

[crisp berry]

but still no oa

[fickle ivy]

i hard fucked up the

arrows and circles ones

and maybe towers of hanoi too

[harsh jackal]

What is the process of Palantir recruitment?

[coarse marten]

Phone or karat?

[stark basin]

aren't you forced to brute force an NP-hard if you need the optimal solution anyways

[quaint bolt]

Karat

NP-Hard? 2 ez 4 me

[ember bison]

dont ask me bro

idek shit

[stark basin]

[coarse marten]

Solve 4 problems tomorrow

Otherwise it's an L

4 questions for 45 minutes

[stark basin]

4 in 45?

[coarse marten]

50

[hallow scroll]

I saw people move on with 3

[stark basin]

[coarse marten]

I moved with 2.5 last year

[hallow scroll]

[quaint bolt]

Palantir?

[crisp berry]

if you pass the karat are you guaranteed to move on

or do they do resume screen after

[simple garden]

Amazon US auto rejects non Waterloo kids

[stark basin]

[simple garden]

I’m literally an America citizen

Pls andy

[pure mural]

bruh

u guys apply so early

got me sleepless nights

[crisp berry]

unless you apply through school job board

[simple garden]

Nah I don’t need sponsorship

[stark basin]

he's literally American

[coarse marten]

Yes

[quaint bolt]

They resume screen before I think

Bc some people got OA and some got karat

[crisp berry]

interesting

[coarse marten]

No oa for u mr wagon

[quaint bolt]

Professional OA skipper

[coarse marten]

It's like VIP pass

[crisp berry]

i skip oa

what does this mean

[slow quarry]

i skipped OA cuz i got rejected for grad date last year

[quaint bolt]

Akuna OA? What’s that
Palantir OA? Don’t need one

[coarse marten]

How many W and L mr wagon?

For this season

[quaint bolt]

Does google host match count as a W?

[mystic depot]

me after hearing np 💀 me after reading about np 😎

[coarse marten]

No

[mystic depot]

[coarse marten]

It's not from this season

[quaint bolt]

But it’s for W23

[coarse marten]

Are you trolling?

I said no

[fickle ivy]

kids

how long does blackstone take to reply

after pymetrics

[coarse marten]

Mr wagon

What is the ratio

[quaint bolt]

1 W and 0 Ls then

[coarse marten]

Did you get auto rejected?

This season

[quaint bolt]

Not yet

If I do idk what they want

Also I’m tryna wait until I can put incoming @ G before I apply to more

[coarse marten]

Kinda useless but ok

[quaint bolt]

You’re useless

[coarse marten]

[quaint bolt]

Jk

[coarse marten]

Loo + amz is enough to pass resume screen

[sinful locust]

stop

[coarse marten]

G is like the cherry

[sinful locust]

stop

[quaint bolt]

Need it for JS

[coarse marten]

Just put incoming at akuna winter

[quaint bolt]

But Akuna’s summer

[coarse marten]

No

You can push earlier (trust me)

So it's incoming at akuna winter

[quaint bolt]

G > Akuna

[coarse marten]

For HFTs, probably not

[sinful locust]

how do i get good at greedy problems

my brain hurts whenever i try to solve one

[coarse marten]

Do 100 greedy problems

[sinful locust]

u got a list for that?

[coarse marten]

Yes

[quaint bolt]

[coarse marten]

Codeforces

[quaint bolt]

But so many G peeps at HFTs

[coarse marten]

Greedy

[sinful locust]

ur goign to G this summer right?

[quaint bolt]

Winter

[sinful locust]

oh even more based

[coarse marten]

If you get matched

But it should be fast

[quaint bolt]

If amazon isn’t enough for hosts to want me

Imma flip

[sinful locust]

shoulda taken akuna

akuna below is a bust

jk jk

[coarse marten]

No like for @wraith ice, @j412, me

[quaint bolt]

How many host match interviews did you have

[sinful locust]

i wish i was mr wagons

[coarse marten]

6

[quaint bolt]

same

[quaint bolt]

Hmmm any tips?

What do they ask

[coarse marten]

Secret

[quaint bolt]

[coarse marten]

It should be chill

[hallow scroll]

Slack interviewer added me back on LinkedIn and said it was nice speaking to me

[coarse marten]

Just about past exp

[frail cape]

wagon a mod?

[quaint bolt]

I made sure my Amazon section was the biggest when I was describing my work exp

[quaint bolt]

No

I’m your god

[frail cape]

[coarse marten]

Bs in 2h?

[quaint bolt]

Okay I mentioned a couple products I liked and stuff

[coarse marten]

I need to complete 2 OAs before

[quaint bolt]

And emphasized OS, distributed systems and C++

[coarse marten]

Mr wagon

Pls

[quaint bolt]

I’m at work mr bog

[coarse marten]

Unless it's a ui role

[coarse marten]

In 2h

Why are you on discord then if you are at work

[south aspen]

he’s a cs careers monkey

[quaint bolt]

Tru

[coarse marten]

Cscd monkey

[quaint bolt]

I have no work to do today I’m so ahead of my deadlines

Waiting until my friends wanna go get lunch

[coarse marten]

Bs then

[quaint bolt]

I still gotta act like I’m working

[south aspen]

Bs is work

stimulating ur brain for ur next task

[coarse marten]

Already at your 5th project?

Nice mr wagon

Very nice

[quaint bolt]

Yeah I’m redesigning all of AWS

It’s now WWS

Wagon Web Services

[fickle ivy]

wait sm1 here this morning di

d the 80in8

and got to the next round right

@limber mesa ah yea hi

did u practice with the rfq test

what did you get on that approximately

[bitter saddle]

on my capital one dashboard, it just shows me this

with no OA

[bitter saddle]

I havent gotten an OA

did anyone else have the same issue

[sinful locust]

yo

[fickle ivy]

yo

[quaint bolt]

Oh lol that’s easy

I’m literally the coolest person ever

[trail comet]

Question : If I apply to 2 positions at google on same day, the position I applied later is more relevant to me and initial applied position is slightly harder for me to be considered. Is there a possibility that I could get OA for the last applied position or will there e like a cool down?

[placid nebula]

WAGON MOD…?

[weak wadi]

you could apply to either technically

just know that if you fail either process you’re blocked for 6 months

[fickle ivy]

guys

should i apply to js right now

or should i wait bc i think JS comes to my school for career fair

[slow quarry]

I did the same

[quaint bolt]

Indeed

Lmk if anyone bullies you

[quaint bolt]

goog >>>

[south aspen]

refuse

pltr >>>

[quaint bolt]

L

[slow quarry]

no chance at G

yea i did that

[ivory ocean]

Bro

Wait is goog open?

Also anyways bros

Is anyone else just abnormally tired all of the time lately?

[weak wadi]

thats called depression

[ivory parrot]

are the job posting channels gone?

[ivory parrot]

nvm just no 2023

[white zinc]

if i’m lying about my grad date should i apply with my actual date for step and the changed grad date for swe LOL

also has anyone done optiver swe oa

[tough ledge]

another day another bait email from amazon

[white zinc]

i applied to jane street and sent my university a recruiter an email about my application and she just opened it and didn’t respond 😔

[ivory ocean]

They’re open?

[ivory ocean]

Valid

[plush flume]

Based on what i heard sig uses same questions for oa lol

didnt matter tho shit was light

but they aint gonna reach back till like august end

[past comet]

Just gave Akuna phone for C++ . Question was easy but I wasn't able to focus much. fml

[tough ledge]

is capital one oa proctored

[sinful locust]

wait

how fast

do u know if they take past interview performance into account / care a lot, I heard they dont blacklist but idk whether to leverage an interview I have with another company if i think i wont pass

also @fickle ivy jane street rejected all my freshman friends so keep that in mind

[ivory ocean]

Lol I love tower research's application

[sinful locust]

why

[ivory ocean]

"do you have medals from any international olympiad"

[coarse marten]

@yahkub

[coarse marten]

yahkub left

[ivory ocean]

Also this gem of a school list

[sinful locust]

oh damn

how was it

hards?

oh you did qt

how was qt like

was it intense probability

[coarse marten]

n3 is a cp chad

[sinful locust]

n3 cracked

are you a senior

[coarse marten]

soph

bro is a real chad

[sinful locust]

no way

[fickle ivy]

im 2025 grad

[sinful locust]

I see

[coarse marten]

if you knew his offers

[sinful locust]

what are his offers

[coarse marten]

secret

[sinful locust]

nice

[coarse marten]

[sinful locust]

n3 cracked

[hallow scroll]

Why not

Food is ultimate flex

[coarse marten]

:waz:

me

[ivory ocean]

Difference between AsanUP apprenticeship and Asana SWE Intern?

[past comet]

yes yes

[ivory ocean]

Should I just apply for both?

Okay

so if in college, internship

ty

[hallow scroll]

Asana

[sinful locust]

[coarse marten]

is it open?

[ivory ocean]

yea

[ivory ocean]

https://boards.greenhouse.io/earlycareerprograms

[coarse marten]

nice

gonna unblock you

[ivory ocean]

no way

WE DID IT

okay but fr

[sinful locust]

What's Akuna reputation among quants

[ivory ocean]

idc if you do but why was I ever even blocked

[coarse marten]

I don't remember

[sinful locust]

Surely Akuna is good

[ivory ocean]

lmao

[ivory ocean]

v good

[coarse marten]

I block people when they say real cringe stuff

[sinful locust]

like woj right

[ivory ocean]

depends tho if you mean 'good' on money or elitism

[coarse marten]

woj?

[sinful locust]

@ wojf4 this guy

[ivory ocean]

😦 guess I'll never know hahaha

[coarse marten]

idk, maybe I blocked him

[sinful locust]

Youd never block @hearty river right

[coarse marten]

nah never

[sinful locust]

Nice

[coarse marten]

this guy is a joke

[sinful locust]

Yahkuna is a real one

[coarse marten]

[sinful locust]

[ivory ocean]

I always hear how great Asana is

[sinful locust]

Same

[ivory ocean]

But I never really know what they do

what are they

and why so good

[sinful locust]

i used to think asana was akuna

[ivory ocean]

wait they do quant? I was under the impression they were in big data

lol

shit

[sinful locust]

no they dont

im joking

[ivory ocean]

oh okay I thought big data

[sinful locust]

im just saying what i used to think

[ivory ocean]

Oh I see

[mighty path]

Damn citadel sending me email to apply

[ivory ocean]

Guys can u pick

[mighty path]

Am I in boys

[ivory ocean]

first response picks

[mighty path]

I’m in kekw

[ivory ocean]

Morgan Stanley hirevue thing (no coding) or Optiver quant math full send?

for tonight's interview

[mighty path]

I haven’t done lc in A MIN

[steady crow]

optiver

[tough ledge]

got sudoko solver in my SIG oa

solver

[sinful locust]

Jayson tatum looking pfp

[weak wadi]

dang

im not applying

fintech aint the life for me

already vibin at MSFT

[ivory ocean]

No way

[weak wadi]

[ivory ocean]

SIG OA was the same for everyone tho

And it had Sudoku validated