2023_summer

[sinful locust]

bro he’s gonna make u go depth first

[near swallow]

why linkedin so cracked

All they do is make quick apply buttons

yo

Nah not yet

Just meme we are ok

But the world hates us

Because of our vision

I am. A metamate

[nocturne haven]

meta ft are fine tho right?

[near swallow]

Just started

[near swallow]

Yes

[sinful locust]

yo

[nocturne haven]

just the interns who dont get returns

[near swallow]

I think attrition will happen and it’s what leadership wants

[nocturne haven]

is ur onboarding in person?

[near swallow]

I also think meta has equally shitty leadership as a lot of places, just gets publicized

[hollow sun]

@hearty river

[near swallow]

It’s just there was a post made to managers that PIP was gonna happen yeah

And mark has said some kinda toxic things

[sinful locust]

yo

[near swallow]

About low performers etc

Lolol pip takes a yr bro ur good

Same for me

My goal is a 9-4 workday with 1 hr lunch. Will only grind if i like the work

Im a diversity hire so they cant fire me easily

I bring quotas up

[nocturne haven]

is nvidia chill

[near swallow]

Yo who reacted with mexican flag

I saw that

Do u wanna fight a mexican

[nocturne haven]

damn

its remote tho right?

lol

whatre u gonna put on the resume when it ends

[hollow sun]

@worn bear 🦍

[near swallow]

Damn ok i see ur reacts

[sinful locust]

damn

[nocturne haven]

looool

damn]

my manager doesnt do 1:1s either and he ghosts my teams messages 😂

[sinful locust]

same

[nocturne haven]

hope hes just busy haha

[hearty river]

@nocturne haven where do u work

[nocturne haven]

its chill

maybe too chill

[devout fractal]

my manager is technically supposed to do 1:1 but he's too busy, so lmao

[nocturne haven]

yea same lol

my mentor just does em instead

[sinful locust]

wtf

[nocturne haven]

5-10 lines 🤟

[sinful locust]

really

[nocturne haven]

thats clean

[sinful locust]

this is nvidia

damn

i hope u get more work

[devout fractal]

idt i'll be getting return offer when my manager finds out I broke the X button of the software we're writing 💀

[sinful locust]

try to reach out to someone

oh damn that’s nice though

[earnest hatch]

[nocturne haven]

[sinful locust]

yeah

true

[worn bear]

@hollow sun 🦍

[sinful locust]

yo

[worn bear]

sup

[past comet]

when does tiktok/bytedance apps open up ?

[mystic depot]

anybody here used codeforces before for competitive programming? if so is it good?

[ancient briar]

Anyone did phone screen with D.E. Shaw? I'm going to have it, so i want to ask a few questions.

[ivory ocean]

@coarse marten can u help me w something

A problem, you’ll like it it’s graphs

[elfin peak]

Yep, it’s been a long time for me but yeah it’s really good I’d day

[plush girder]

yeah

you could also use atcoder btw

actually use kenkoooo's training page for bootcamp thing, it has a compiled list of atcoder problems sorted according to difficulty

[ivory ocean]

@coarse marten why can't I add or Dm you anymore 😦

this jus in blocked by bog

[crisp berry]

if you apply early

and then upload a new resume later

will they look at the new resume

[sand pendant]

correct me if I am wrong but isn't the HPE swe intern posting on github repo not of summer 2023?

it doesn't mentioned it's for summer 2023 anywhere

[sinful locust]

ive heard that its fine if you do that

i got ghosted both times doing that tho so ymmv

[lethal sand]

did anyone receive akuna data infra OA?

[simple garden]

How do u even do that. Doesnt let me edit my application

[near swallow]

is there a company called op trading

for u hft simps?

[sinful locust]

op trading?

optiver close enough

[near swallow]

somebody has a process in 2022 grad

called op trading

it was rentech before I think, based on logs

i remember when this server questioned some other kid putting down rentech and similar processes lol

and we caught the cap

[sinful locust]

lol

[near swallow]

if real tho, good for him

[sinful locust]

yeah

i mean no reason to fake shit

just be honest and chill with the others

[near swallow]

bruh there's always reason for weirdos

[sinful locust]

@hearty river is the most honest person i know

hi

yakhubi matudster

hows TGS treating you king matati

[sinful locust]

do you like working at akuna

[tough ledge]

hey, i keep getting emails from amazon saying my application has missing information even though everything is filled out. is anyone having this issue?

[south aspen]

do u have the time to help

Can you ask them to get easier tickets assigned to them

[brisk halo]

nah don't work after hours unless u want + get paid more

[south aspen]

Then yeah just do ur own work but tell your manager the other intern is struggling

[brisk halo]

the struggling intern should maybe be pair programming with someone

thiss

[brisk halo]

nah tbh that's the struggling intern's responsibility

[south aspen]

Yeah but json wants the project to finish

so they might as well accelerate the process of bringing help

100% working after hours lol

tryna snag a promo

but u still get recognized for ur part right

for a full time job I’d do it

For an internship no

ok wait

If you want a return offer

Then maybe LOL

Up to you

If u feel like those tickets benefit u skills wise

[sinful locust]

Nice

[long slate]

How do u guys have a whole project assigned to u

At my place we have a big project and I just get assigned bits and pieces of it

[quiet plover]

does this have an impact?

[echo lynx]

Hey people

Does Cisco send OAs to applicants automatically?

[coarse marten]

Is it the case at ac?

FTS

Hmm

[oak kite]

hey - i just got notified of a palantir karat interview

i thought there was an OA? Did i skip a step?

[mortal charm]

Is sig oa automatic?

[sinful locust]

yo

can someone send that cold-email thing

like the template for sending cold emails

[earnest hatch]

Joey posted one up on cscarees.dev

cscareers.dev

[sinful locust]

can u send the link

i cant seem to find it

https://www.cscareers.dev/blog/landing-software-engineer-interviews-through-cold-emailing

found it

nvm

sorry

how long does amazon take to send their oas

[proud whale]

total rng

[sinful locust]

i guess u can email recruiter to expedite

[proud whale]

yeah sometimes

[sinful locust]

yeah

[earnest hatch]

Amazon recruiter won't expedite

[sinful locust]

rly?

then what do i do

[earnest hatch]

Well it doesn't hurt trying, but don't expect anything. It's rng, so just keep applying elsewhere.

[sinful locust]

IM TIRED OF WIATING

AS;DLKF;LKASDF;LKASDL;KFJ

[royal sail]

How do you know if your OA was submitted for Cisco?

If it says under review in the portal are you good?

[earnest hatch]

Disregard the status and keep applying to other places. Cisco just ghosts and keeps asking if you're still interested in the position.

[royal sail]

Gotcha, I really hate how they don’t send confirmation after u submit your oa

[earnest hatch]

Hi there,

Thanks so much for your engagement in the Lyft Early Talent Access (ETA) Program over the last month!

At this time, our spots for ETA mock interviews have been completely filled. We received an overwhelming number of applications from amazing students like yourself, and we had a limited number of mock interview spots. That said, because you’ve been participating and contributing to the community, we’ve added you to the waitlist for a mock interview. Should a spot open up, we’ll make sure to let you know as soon as possible.

Thank you again for participating in the Lyft ETA Program. We hope you found it both meaningful and fun! Feel free to follow along in our Lyft ETA Untapped community - our team will continue to post updates, including when internship applications open. We appreciate you (as always!) - please don’t hesitate to reach out if you have any questions!

Cheers,

Lyft ETA Team

[sly copper]

I got that too

I attended all

lmao "waitlist" it's not happening chief

[sand pendant]

did anyone get rejected for lyft mock?

[sly copper]

I just made the java to js transition for interviews

js has high ROI

I just avoid async await

jk

the higher order functions are great

that's because js is weakly typed

I mean that's also python but I'm more comfortable with js

[earnest hatch]

Got the "waitlist" email

[sand pendant]

just saw the note from ben and seems like waitlist is the new rejection

[elfin peak]

Yea don't hope too much honestly

Idek what's their criteria of selecting ppl for the mock

[south aspen]

I have a feeling it’s

Underrepresented background + little experience

Bc the whole point of the program is to give people the opportunity

[sand pendant]

nah they already did something similar for such students

[sinful locust]

yo

[south aspen]

Fr

[sinful locust]

honestly its kinda early for apps lmfao

[south aspen]

Ok idk what the criteria was then

[sinful locust]

a lot of interviews go down in sep/oct

and even then thats early inthe process

so chill everyone, study, and apply

[south aspen]

???

[sinful locust]

we got this W

[south aspen]

nobody is panicking

[sinful locust]

wdym ?

im not saying anyone is

im just stating a mere fact

[south aspen]

ok

[sinful locust]

??

[sand pendant]

yeah they called that eta as well lol but that one was restricted to students from HBCU school students only

[south aspen]

big rip

this some rng bs

nah

[sand pendant]

my guess is they probably had very limited spots and people who took part were over 1k so very unlikely to hear back

[south aspen]

i heard lyft's interviews r ez

[sinful locust]

no lmfao

everywhere is rng

[elfin peak]

The earlier you get smth, the better

I'm already slightly panicking since my inbox is empty

[south aspen]

no not everywhere is rng

[south aspen]

relax

u have cb

u'll bring the bag back home

[sinful locust]

true

yeah ur right

[celest bane]

how was the citadel oa

[south aspen]

lc med

both qs

some math

pre doable

[sly copper]

true since everyone else is gonna apply in the fall

[sinful locust]

u @ zon?

[elfin peak]

Ye exactly

Also it's just a peace of mind

Early peace of mind

[sly copper]

sig oa was ez

[sinful locust]

yeah

by the time you get interbiews

ppl will just hit apply

lmfao

[sly copper]

lol

[sinful locust]

its true

so yeah

[sly copper]

I mean I will admit

it's tough doing this while doing an internship rn

but I hope it's worth it

[earnest hatch]

Chill, a lot of summer apps haven't even opened yet

[sinful locust]

yeah lmfao

google opens in sep

[earnest hatch]

Now is the time to Leetcode and chill

[sly copper]

I'm gonna reschedule my google interview

[mystic depot]

thanks for posting this in here, that hunter tool is freaky lmao just tried it

yh its hard to tell if these emails are legit lol

it is freaky tho, i type in the name and then somehow this random email appears

thats weird

u ever had any luck with it tho?

ever actually been able to make contact with recruiters etc etc

[sinful locust]

yes

i dont use that site tho lmfao

u dont need to

[mystic depot]

ngl im going all out this year, i need another job

[mystic depot]

the site is weird ngl

[mystic depot]

u use anything else? or just linkedin

[south aspen]

ye

[sinful locust]

linkedin

[sinful locust]

🐐

[south aspen]

by not rng I meant in terms of hearing back not in terms of the interview qs

[sinful locust]

isnt amazon hearing back rng

and also qs

lmfao

it is

lol

[south aspen]

ok palantir for one loooool

u Canadian ?

[sinful locust]

like i get their emails thorugh linkedin

[south aspen]

Any mid size company

Isn’t rng for callbacks

Just cold email

I’m pretty sure I have a close to 100% callback rate through cold emails for that size

Recruiters

After u apply

[mystic depot]

ngl i dont know about emailing random employees

prolly just put the email in the trash

ye

[south aspen]

rip if u emailed me at work it’s going straight to the trash

[mystic depot]

[south aspen]

some people have rules set up on outlook

That send emails to trash

Yeah bc I wouldn’t see the email

[sly copper]

same

[south aspen]

Bc I set my outlook to only show me important emails

[mystic depot]

makes sense i guess, some people just dont wanna see that in their inbox

Understandable

[south aspen]

there’s just too many emails at work

293893939 CRs

[sly copper]

my work email inbox is by default important emails
which only has emails from work

[south aspen]

394849383 customer complaints

[sinful locust]

hi

[clever grail]

[sinful locust]

yeah

true

big n though doesnt

[south aspen]

meta is pretty consistent imo

[sinful locust]

hm

i mean my goal is

[south aspen]

get a referral then u're guaranteed to have a recruiter read ur resume

[sinful locust]

referral + reachout

do both

[south aspen]

for meta u dont need to

[sinful locust]

well i got referrals for

[south aspen]

i have no idea

[sinful locust]

already

[south aspen]

i think for amazon u can

[sinful locust]

i got these referrals

now i just need to do recruiter reachout

ez

[south aspen]

thats good but it's useless

for apple microsoft

[sinful locust]

not really

no

i just cold emailed alumni

dmed*

[sinful locust]

apple yeah you need to cold email EMs

im doing that rn

[simple garden]

What do u say when u reach out

[south aspen]

im at mit im a genius

hire me pls

[sinful locust]

bruh

except

im at mit but im retarded

[clever grail]

geniusf4

[sinful locust]

lol

no

[astral dew]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-bye-hello-bichon-bichon-frise-gif-19955485

[sinful locust]

awsf4

[sinful locust]

MATATI

STOPPP

i dont

i just ask for a referral

and it works

i dont want to start a convo with them

[south aspen]

i think it's a lot easier

when ure from mit

[sinful locust]

we're both in it for the same shit

lmfao

i guess but its stillr eaching out to alumni

its the same concept

[south aspen]

@feral void which uni u at

ok then ure set

[sinful locust]

not rly

it doesnt end there

quant isnt good anymore

[south aspen]

yeah but u have the foundation

[sinful locust]

needa do a startup max

deepmind max

[south aspen]

think about kids not at an ivy+

there r barely any alum

[sinful locust]

ur still good chill

just have fun

[elfin peak]

Nah you can chill cuz you're from the golden uni

How about the rest of us

[sinful locust]

yo realistically, can someone from a no name make it to hft

[sinful locust]

its still not that easy lmfao

wdmy by that

like get awads n shit?

my gpa is shit cause the classes here at 100x harder

my school is infamous for curving down grades

i used to think the same

yeah..

havent i talked to u before

i hate my life

ur pfp looks familiar

everyone seems to be always doing better in life

oh i remember him lmfao

[simple garden]

Damn

[sinful locust]

i go to the 4th best canadian school

*best for cs

probably a 14 code class i took

first sem was also p/f so it was a bit better

i guses, i dont pay attention to classes tho

yeah

like 6 is EECS, math 18 etc

cmu 213 taught me more about computer systems than my own actual school

anyways brb

gotta eat

[civic shoal]

Everyone wants to go to a target school until you’re failing every class

I enjoy the content for sure but I mean making the grading hard

[sinful locust]

theres a lot lmfao

theres 14.38

a lot of stata/R/python DS ones

i got rejected everywhere but MIT

nah

[civic shoal]

I never applied

[sinful locust]

im 18 but im gonna transfer internally

[civic shoal]

I like my current school anyways

[sinful locust]

to something i like more

rising soph

my foods gnna burn shit

[civic shoal]

Main thing that matters for jobs at least is networking in the schools

[sinful locust]

i never said that?

u asked what programming courses there were in the 14 code lmfao

i said theres a lot

like 14.38

its advanced af

the macro ones are earlier

nah lmao

yeah

[devout fractal]

what school u at fracker

[sinful locust]

dont wanna say some were small af classes

[devout fractal]

i assume hypm form sounds of it

[civic shoal]

My schools only good for cs stuff

[devout fractal]

oh duke? uchigo?

oh lol CMU cracked for CS tho

oh wait u don't go to cmu fracker

im dumb kek

[civic shoal]

Nah i go to GT

[devout fractal]

oh same

idk gt is only a bit cracked for CS, we're tied with so many schools for T5

and HFTs don't recruit as heavily at us in comp

to like MIT, UIUC, UCB etc

[civic shoal]

T5 is still pretty good and we’ve been recently getting HFTs recruiting here

HRT comes to the career fairs now

[devout fractal]

i mean ik lol, I'm an EE at GT

[civic shoal]

And I know a couple of people at two sigma

[devout fractal]

i assume the guys in GT CS careers lol

[civic shoal]

is that a channel or something

[devout fractal]

nah a discord server

[civic shoal]

Ah yeah I’m not in that

[devout fractal]

ah fair fair

but yeah, our recruiting could improve a bit, but we're certainly moving at least

[civic shoal]

I mean Goldman wants to recruit at GT more lol

[devout fractal]

oh the expansion?

yah

[civic shoal]

yeah

[sinful locust]

nope

[devout fractal]

tbf the main issue with GT and goldman has always been more that most students aren't interested in goldman lol

[quaint bolt]

Alt matati

[devout fractal]

kinda crap pay in comp to tech

[sinful locust]

yoo wagons

[civic shoal]

It’s not bad

110k a year in Dallas is a lot

[devout fractal]

yah but u can get better wlb + pay in tech

[civic shoal]

Tru

[sinful locust]

next sem

[civic shoal]

I’m working there and it’s boring af

Only upside is they’re make me work on production code

[sly copper]

no amount of money could convince me to go to texas 💀

[devout fractal]

yah i have some friends there and they said not rly worth it lol

[sinful locust]

hwos that an upside

thats what i do

and i regret it

[civic shoal]

Good experience

[sinful locust]

true

[civic shoal]

And saying it on a resume does sort of help

but it’s also a lot worse than normal coding

Never hated code reviews more

[devout fractal]

lol

[sinful locust]

hm what do you say

[civic shoal]

I just write worked on production ready code for firmwide use or something

also why I have an entire line about unit testing lmao

point to make is you can write code that doesn’t need that many code reviews and won’t break their systems

[sinful locust]

anyone have project ideas

same

i only got 2 shit ones

[elfin peak]

Don't even bother

Just do part time work at ur school as swe / researcher

Pretty sure MIT has a ton of such opps

[sinful locust]

swe at school?

how does that work

like for a club?

[sinful locust]

yeah but doesn’t conoany for fal look better than club

if only i was smart enough and had time

[elfin peak]

Not necessarily

Club is one

[sinful locust]

hm that could be good

also its laid back and chill af

[elfin peak]

For me personally I had been working under multiple research groups for like 2 years

[sinful locust]

no hours req

lol

thats kinda goated

yeah there are

[elfin peak]

Serious clubs might have it

[sinful locust]

like we work with the school

i know the heads so might as well talk to them

[elfin peak]

In any case tho

[sinful locust]

yeah exp is exp

[elfin peak]

I'd say personal projects are not that impressive

[sinful locust]

true

[elfin peak]

Like if you can do devs at some clubs

Or even with some profs etc

That'd be better

Plus you might get paid too so

[quaint bolt]

[sinful locust]

WAGON MAN HAS ENTERED

MATUD

[quaint bolt]

Watching Thor

[sinful locust]

🐐

[quaint bolt]

Or at least waiting for the ads to finish

[sinful locust]

yeah

honestly i dont like research

too boring for me and time consuming

i wanna work on a product

[quaint bolt]

Akuna offer when

[elfin peak]

You can do the eng part of it

[quaint bolt]

People hearing back already from final

[elfin peak]

I was doing research engineering

[sinful locust]

hmmm

[elfin peak]

So not exactly researching

[sinful locust]

that could be fun

[elfin peak]

A ton

Pretty sure

Lmfao

[sinful locust]

yeah

[elfin peak]

99% sure

[sinful locust]

they do lol

ill look for something

to put incoming on resume

most importantly to get exp

[elfin peak]

Yea there's def a lot of cool projects

I know there's a famous robotics prof at MIT

[placid nebula]

[sinful locust]

mit cringe

@sinful locust

[sinful locust]

[cyan garnet]

mit cringe

@sinful locust

its not one of my dream schools or anything

[sinful locust]

yo

[hollow sun]

@worn bear

[worn bear]

@hollow sun 🐒

[hollow sun]

No nitro L

[worn bear]

am being shamed for not having nitro

someone plz ban swatch for booli me

[sinful locust]

@hollow sun hi

[hollow sun]

[cyan garnet]

[white rampart]

[simple garden]

what the hell is the snowflake oa

am i dumb

[honest locust]

google: "we're gonna have a hiring freeze"

also google: "current interns, y'all are good, we have no cap on returning interns, carry on"

[vernal furnace]

is snowflake summer 23 even open?

[steady crow]

Yes is the answer

yea

like basically its asking if u took classes before the internship

like spring semeester (actually the purpose of it is to see if youre a student)

[shy tree]

I feel like a few chads paved the way for us lol

proved GTs worth for us

[steady crow]

someone reneged amazon or one of the faangs i forget few years back and now they dont come to my uni career fair

[quaint bolt]

good thing companies just post on our job board and we don’t have a career fair bc the number of kids who renege here is kinda wack

[hallow scroll]

waterloo moment

[near swallow]

guys i think i caught the 🅱️ovid

[earnest hatch]

"Bovid" Covid BA.5 variant?

[near swallow]

no juda

go work

make $

ii was literally thinking that as i typed

farm offers not plants

🧑‍🌾 💻

oh nice! yeah for sure

im still bootcamping, i'll dm u when im in office

might have lunch w/homies soon

[earnest hatch]

@gentle latch do you still have hope of FB giving a return offer at the end of the year?

What's the morale of interns there right now?

[near swallow]

@fallow garnet gonna steal ur team

[earnest hatch]

That's not a bad idea!

Let's go Amazon! 🍌

[odd sigil]

amazon isn't

lacking people lols

[hallow scroll]

maybe thats why google is ghosting me

[near swallow]

META STARTED IT
AND NOW THE POISON IS SPREADING
IT'S A DISEASE

THE RECESSION IS COMING

[fallow garnet]

Damn straight

Fb.gg better not turn into mixer and die pls

[stark basin]

born just in time to miss two years of inperson college from covid, then right into a recession

[fallow garnet]

You hit rock bottom!

[honest locust]

no return intern cap tho :P

so still better than meta

[fallow garnet]

Bet this makes me feel better

[earnest hatch]

TIL Facebook has their own livestreaming service

[fickle ivy]

😦

[stark basin]

[fickle ivy]

recession is coming

twitter elon and trump fighting a 3 way war

average person dying in a christofascist america

parties taking backshots at the economy

me waiting for citadel oa

[stark basin]

imma
imma go back to Taiwan

[fickle ivy]

[quaint bolt]

yeahhh apparently we are

that's still hilarious to me LOL

the airbnb eng who replied to that post genuinely seemed pissed off at loo kids

[lethal sand]

https://eval.ai/web/challenges/challenge-page/1733/overview

anyone here wanna team up with me on this?

[simple garden]

Might be visiting same nodes multiple times in BFS

Yeah I had the same problem once

Just have to mark as visited before enqueue

[proud whale]

yeah pop() vs popleft() shouldn't matter for deque

[devout jewel]

U can dfs on all of O on the border and mark them as T because anything connected to the bordering O isn’t gonna be surrounded

Next, u iterate through all cells flip them to X if they are not T

If there are T, u flip back to O

[sand pendant]

Has anyone done the Morgan Stanley Hirevue

[queen plover]

Does anyone know how much quant analyst gets paid in goldman sachs

[civic shoal]

For full time or an internship

[solar rock]

So does summer 2023 recruiting start before winter 2023 does?

Seems like thats kind of the case

[ember bison]

yeah

theyre usually together

like most winter 2023 offers will be moved from summer 2023

[lament chasm]

Man this firevue thing on GitHub which lets you get all hirevue questions is great

[south aspen]

not if the company makes custom questions

[solar rock]

Ohh this is good to know

[devout fractal]

Guys are we screwed? https://www.theverge.com/2022/7/12/23206113/google-ceo-sundar-pichai-memo-hiring-slowdown-2022

And I also heard msft has internally said hiring freeze but not announced

[quaint bolt]

mr @coarse marten I’m a matuda now

[coarse marten]

Like yahkub?

[sinful locust]

BOGGY

[quaint bolt]

Indeed

[civic shoal]

Anyone else hear back from the Microsoft neurodiverse app

[sinful locust]

@safe elbow i think

[fickle ivy]

does this actually like affect

interns too

[hearty river]

@zealous trail

[fickle ivy]

[hearty river]

stop deleting messages

[quaint bolt]

Tyty

[fickle ivy]

@quaint bolt where'd u get an offer

[quaint bolt]

#2023_summer_intern_process

Couldn’t be me

It’s a tech company

[placid crown]

[fickle ivy]

lets gooo

[near swallow]

It’s a shame quanties are ugly

Except wagons

@quaint bolt

Wagons show proof

How we know the offer not cap

Show me offer letter

Certified mail

With receipt

[fickle ivy]

wagons show us your face too

and your 🍑

[near swallow]

And also make sure to use iphone 13 pro camera

Wait a second

[fickle ivy]

yeah u can use mine

[near swallow]

Hol up

Let’s not get carried away

U meant his fruit collection ofc

[fickle ivy]

yeah

[near swallow]

🍉

[fickle ivy]

🍉 🍎 🍑 🥑 🍆 🍌 🥝 🍋

[fickle ivy]

you can also use a torn pocket for sounding

[uneven sand]

that’s when you listen to music right

[fickle ivy]

obviously bruh

[near swallow]

You are literally all going to get banned

[quaint bolt]

that’s me btw, that’s why I’m the only cute quantie

[near swallow]

U should all be banished

[stark basin]

[fickle ivy]

wheres the fruit collection

espec the 🍑

[uneven sand]

@hearty river send bicep pic

[fickle ivy]

yahkuna jacked?

jacked and quantie?

a dream for you a lifestyle for me

[stark basin]

don't give up
make that dream a reality

[fickle ivy]

bound by the chains of my parents not conceiving me earlier

and my uni not letting me grad early

why cheaper man is a cs major he's chilling

alternatively you could just take the horsepill

do you wanna work under

a weed addicted

trumpie

who tried to buy twitter but didnt hvae enough in his wallet

💀

morals > resumes

you can buy some on prime day

no jokes aside tesla is pog

is tesla open doe

wdym

fall 2022?

i see

gl

tc ng ?

stripe ?

oh

r u a senior

rising senior

i see

[oak kite]

Most of stripes money is paper

And can be diluted in the future

[sinful locust]

[white rampart]

[long slate]

would u guys recommend extending an internship into the fall part time?

[sinful locust]

wtf

[sinful locust]

Probably can, you’re only a soph

[sinful locust]

Depends on how you like it, your grad situation, and whether the resume boost is rlly there considering it could hamper grad date

IMO I wouldn’t, unless its a place id want to go FT

[clever grail]

recruiter, karat, on-site, hiring manager

[jolly jewel]

Invited for a Microsoft Teams Video Chat

[civic shoal]

@jolly jewel same

[jolly jewel]

Shii I don't have anything to talk about

[still pawn]

If you can grad early just do that

[cyan garnet]

why would you wanna do that lol

[sinful locust]

@coarse marten je suis fatigué et très ennuyé... aidez-moi boggy

[sinful locust]

taire

[cyan garnet]

why can i understand this

[fickle ivy]

why not

get out earlier

make more monies

unless you actually go to a fun school

[sinful locust]

parce que vous parlez québécois kek

[cyan garnet]

bog i am very tired and very ennuye help me boggy

[fickle ivy]

.

[cyan garnet]

why do you speak quebecian

[fickle ivy]

if u go to like a socially dead place then

[sinful locust]

i dont i said you all learn it up there

like xqc

jean paul

[cyan garnet]

interns have it better imo

[fickle ivy]

can't intern for your entire life dumbass

[cyan garnet]

ft is way harder to get

[cyan garnet]

no shit

[fickle ivy]

so

yea

i mean like if u grad early

u prob have had exp

[cyan garnet]

parlez is speak tho

[fickle ivy]

stop 🥖

🥐

[cyan garnet]

you can always have more

and current market is risky

@coarse marten

teach me french

[coarse marten]

Mon cher, la fatigue doit être éliminée et la montée intensifiée

[cyan garnet]

my friend the tiredness is going to go away and the watch intensifies?

LMAO

@coarse marten how bad is this translation

la monte is watch i believe

[long slate]

Do you mean extend the internship?

[coarse marten]

Bad

[sinful locust]

parles comme un poète mdrrr

[long slate]

I can grad early but I’m not sure if I want to continue it

Maybe do something at school

[cyan garnet]

i wanna be cracked in french

[sinful locust]

my french is decent

[cyan garnet]

but bog is too op

[sinful locust]

i used to be pretty good at it

now im ass

[coarse marten]

Be cracked in english

Fr is useless

[cyan garnet]

oh nah english diff

[cyan garnet]

its a preferred skill

maybe not for big tech

not as mucu

[coarse marten]

I'm quite bad at English

[cyan garnet]

but it is preferred

[coarse marten]

Spoken English

[cyan garnet]

u seem fine to me

[sinful locust]

A+ 👋

[coarse marten]

[sinful locust]

bog the type of guy to say a2m1

c1blag

[coarse marten]

A deux mains

Jkjk

[cyan garnet]

a demain?

was that what u were tryna say

but mocking way

[sinful locust]

OKLM

bog is my french decent

i wanan go to france

ngl

[coarse marten]

Once you become a millionaire

I will allow you

[sinful locust]

j’ai besoin de rencontrer pogba matati

let me now

[coarse marten]

Why pogba

It's not like you play football

Still play?

[sinful locust]

yup

dude

[coarse marten]

At mit?

[sinful locust]

lol

[coarse marten]

Pog

[sinful locust]

draft

bog dont tell me you havent played

[coarse marten]

I don't play

Only grind

The 2 only games I dried are speedrunner and league

If we exclude bs and lc

[sinful locust]

bog speed

[coarse marten]

Bro really said he plays football because of fifa

[stark basin]

true though
no one plays football in taiwan
only got into it and joined a team because of FIFA 13

fifa 13...
fuck i'm getting old

[coarse marten]

Are you fit?

Body

[stark basin]

i'm a goalie
stamina wise not so fit
otherwise fit

[coarse marten]

[cyan garnet]

i just sprinted because almost missed bus which i thought was a train

very nice

[sinful locust]

boggy

yakhuna has done 100 hards btw

[cyan garnet]

matadi?

@hearty river

is this true

[coarse marten]

You probably confuse with juda

[sinful locust]

yakhuna can lift 700 kg

have i also confused again

[coarse marten]

That I believe u

[warm dagger]

guys what does akuna data tooling entail

im not sure what exactly it is

[thorn spear]

idk but I just bombed the dp questions on their assessment

[warm dagger]

damn bro, i suck at dp

looking bleak for me then

[warm dagger]

how many questions were there

[thorn spear]

3 questions, first was easy

[warm dagger]

oh i see, thank you

[warm dagger]

thanks

[compact yew]

https://twitter.com/deitaone/status/1547160067102969857?s=21&t=vOyWYcbMWJcfyfCe2xCH4g

*Walter Bloomberg (@DeItaone)

ALPHABET IN LETTER DATED ON JULY 12 SAYS BECAUSE OF HIRING PROGRESS ACHIEVED SO FAR THIS YEAR, WE’LL BE SLOWING THE PACE OF HIRING FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR
$GOOGL

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[uneven sand]

guys how to get Facebook offer

what do I need to post

[coarse marten]

It is

[compact yew]

Nice dog man

Really want one

[coarse marten]

Apply to hft firms. I'm sure you will love solving complex problems there

[quaint bolt]

Not mine but thanks

[dawn bramble]

Anyone got Salesforce oa?

[uneven sand]

400k tc is complex

[feral charm]

any1 know process/pay for kabam?

[mystic depot]

anybody heard back from - after they did the OA

[civic shoal]

they haven’t finalized super days yet so not a lot of people are gonna hear back yet

[hidden gust]

did anyone hear from akuna? quant dev

what’s the difference between akuna quant dev oa and campus c++ oa?

does akuna have math assessments for quant dev?

[south aspen]

anyone hear back from imc yet

[hidden gust]

umm. 95 minutes 10 multiple choices and 3 coding. emmm

[stark basin]

looks like yes for quant trading and trading

https://akunacapital.com/careers#trading-quant

[sinful locust]

someone put me out of my misery

[jolly jewel]

Noo You must stay strong~

[ivory ocean]

unblock me

[tawdry frigate]

friend just said linkedin on hiring pause

[ivory ocean]

bro

im really having my junior summer in the midst of the second fuckin dotcom bubble pop

[stark basin]

[tawdry frigate]

i’m graduating during this 😃😃😃😃

may 2023

[stark basin]

[near swallow]

yes very cringe

only cringe lords work there

[tawdry frigate]

anyone just get reached out by verkada recruiter for greylock?

[orchid isle]

yes

[hallow scroll]

no

[devout fractal]

is it me or are some of these greylock companies really sus in how they write emails

all of them keep on ending up in spam

and even I lowkey think they're scams until I read they're at greylock lol

[south aspen]

damn how u get nuro to reach out

[clever grail]

the magical person sent the same email as last year

[tawdry frigate]

magical and verkada

nah

[south aspen]

nope

i only got bluesky and magical

[tawdry frigate]

they look at ur resume and only send to good people

oh wait i also got bluesky

ended in promotions

[clever grail]

does reach out even help u or is it just advertising

[devout fractal]

all i got was bluesky and magical, who I think reached out to everyone

nah

do u grad this year?

[tawdry frigate]

nah verkada and nuro diff

[tawdry frigate]

i grad this year, just verkada

2023

is ur resume stacked

[devout fractal]

huh ic, im also 2024 lol. Cracked tho ya'll

[tawdry frigate]

good internships or random

[devout fractal]

Wish nuro or kodiak would reach out 😭

[tawdry frigate]

top school ?

i have 3 internships no nuro

[south aspen]

i have faang and unicorn no nuro 😦

[devout fractal]

i was hoping one of the AVs would reach out since I have AV lead ec + Toyota Firmware intern

[tawdry frigate]

yea same

mayb

[south aspen]

they hate us

[devout fractal]

nah probs not, but at least we got into greylock

[south aspen]

we're banned

[devout fractal]

honestly this entire fair feel rng atp lol

cracked mfs with multiple faang get rejected

imma just be thankful i can at least go ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[queen plover]

if nuro doesn't reach out, i'll reach out to them

lol

[devout fractal]

LOL

same

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daioQXplDno me rolling up to nuro like

[stark basin]

[south aspen]

cool company

[stark basin]

wtf is a nuro

[devout fractal]

i been doing AV ec for 2 years, nice TC

i just rly like company, prolly best AV next to waymo

[queen plover]

av is super interesting

i'm currently interning in one of the av companies and i like it

[devout fractal]

yah

[queen plover]

yeah

[devout fractal]

oo which one?

I rly wanna try and cop a AV intern next year

oo nicee!

i believe in it more than the other AVs tbh

robotaxis too far off

idk, i feel like mass production could prolly reduce

[south aspen]

???

[queen plover]

it's the future

[south aspen]

how

can u explain this

[devout fractal]

even if it does, i can just go to a diff company

nuro has talented ppl

[queen plover]

that's the same for most of the companies

[devout fractal]

^

[queen plover]

except stable ones

[devout fractal]

literally only like stripe is stable at greylock

[south aspen]

why

what about plaid

[queen plover]

you should not look at startups if you prefer stable jobs

[devout fractal]

idk fintech too well tbh, I'm an EE who's here for Nuro, Zipline, Kodiak, and Verkada

plaid is cracked too

[queen plover]

yeah

[south aspen]

yes

[devout fractal]

Yeah lowkey. Idc abt big name

[quaint bolt]

no

[queen plover]

if waymo i'd pick waymo

but google, i'd pick nuro

[quaint bolt]

But I’m biased

[devout fractal]

I just want to do interesting work surrounded by talented ppl

[south aspen]

just go to nuro

[queen plover]

bro TC is not that important

[south aspen]

then transfer

[queen plover]

except quant

[south aspen]

to waymo

[quaint bolt]

You can do that at goog too

[devout fractal]

yah but i find AVs more interesting

[queen plover]

working on things that i like is more important for me

[devout fractal]

also i wanna build startup in future, so nuro is more useful for me in long term

cuz i can learn

[quaint bolt]

Chase da bag

[warped dagger]

Jams asks: test

[sinful locust]

Square vs plaid what would u guys choose

[queen plover]

hmm i'm not so sure about the learning but

exposure to such industry is rly nice

[quaint bolt]

Square

[devout fractal]

das the point, prolly a lot of SW will be needed for AVs cuz so many will need infra needs

so u can learn their exact needs just by working at them

[quaint bolt]

Yeah I’m not tryna join a unicorn unless the base is fat

[devout fractal]

ig the way I see it is if I want fat bag, not hard to go somewhere more stable

[quaint bolt]

Stripe’s comfortable staying private for a long time too so I prolly wouldn’t join them either unless ofc the base is big

[devout fractal]

but is more fun to do sth with big potential while im young

[queen plover]

nuro's pay is nice

150k base is pretty high for a startup

isn't it?

[quaint bolt]

Hmm Toronto pay’s not bad

[devout jewel]

isn’t nuro not hiring new grads?

only hiring returning interns?

[devout fractal]

is it not? can someone send a SC of the nuro email they got

[quaint bolt]

If I don’t get a better quant for next year I’ll apply to nuro

[devout fractal]

honestly who cares abt TC, anything like 120k+ base is cracked enough

like im not gonna spend money on much anyway atp

[quaint bolt]

Sounds like a you issue

[devout fractal]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[south aspen]

wanna

give me ur akuna offer