2023_summer

[sinful locust]

what about mit

[uneven sand]

and they're like within 10 of top school

yea stuff like mit, harvard, etc are at the top

[vague lion]

come work for baraka ill give u a referral the talent guy is bare nice and helpful he roasted the shit out of my resume

[sand pendant]

oh what was the interview process like?

[uneven sand]

citadel

[sand pendant]

I am a rising junior so will be only looking for stuff in US now

[uneven sand]

citsec

[coarse marten]

Ok I cap. I filtered for loo + a french school

[quaint bolt]

time to get gpa gapped

[hearty river]

@coarse marten

[uneven sand]

even then i see a lot of citadel interns from waterloo but they end up going to faang/unicorns for ft

[coarse marten]

Joma

[sinful locust]

lol

[quaint bolt]

joma deez nuts

[uneven sand]

like i've seen several loo people intern at citadel and meta and choose meta ft

[sinful locust]

who is pingin

[vague lion]

eh i cold emailed they gave me an interview to talk about who i am and stuff then another one to talk about my past projects and experiences then i got a technical project assignment https://github.com/Baraka-Assignment it was pretty light then another meet to talk about onboarding and pay and stuff like that(my dumbass did not negotiate or anything and just said im more so looking for experience blabla etc. so im prolly getting underpaid rn)

[sinful locust]

i mean theres nothing wrong with it

[quaint bolt]

he got cit super early too

[uneven sand]

yea tbh i would do the same

[quaint bolt]

pretty poggers

[vague lion]

ima get it first year

dw

[uneven sand]

citadel crushing my soul isn't worth the bit of extra money

[quaint bolt]

unlikely

[uneven sand]

nah that guy was cracked

[sinful locust]

also ppl like product-based industries

[sinful locust]

cap

[uneven sand]

had a bunch of faang internships

[sinful locust]

second maybe

since loo is 5 yr

[hearty river]

stop hating matati

why u don’t believe in him

[sinful locust]

no its because loo is 5 yr

[coarse marten]

Stop being jealous mr altf4

[sand pendant]

thanks for sharing!

[sinful locust]

hes smart hes just gonna get yr gapped

[uneven sand]

doesn't waterloo co-op program make it hard to get big names until you're a few co-ops in

[quaint bolt]

yes

[sinful locust]

he can pass the interviews lol

[vague lion]

why wtf

[uneven sand]

just apply externally ig

[vague lion]

i have 4 internships

[quaint bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/ah-shit-here-we-go-again-ah-shit-cj-gta-gta-san-andreas-gif-13933485

https://tenor.com/view/robert-downey-jr-face-palm-iron-man-rdj-why-gif-10994785

[vague lion]

why would it matter how many official coops i have

[sinful locust]

good for you

[vague lion]

that makes 0 sense

[uneven sand]

i mean you'll be cracked by the time you get into 2nd and 3rd year regardless

[quaint bolt]

let me introduce you to something called

graduation dates

[uneven sand]

waterlooworks

[vague lion]

flight not housing

[uneven sand]

how is housing in dubai

[coarse marten]

Depends more on urself I guess. If u are plat usaco. U might get it

[uneven sand]

is it comparable to prices in the US

[sinful locust]

hi

Hi

@sinful locust

[vague lion]

im getting paid good enough to pay for housing tho(only downside is i didint get my paycheck until today)

[uneven sand]

you go to simon fraser university?

[sinful locust]

@sinful locust does

i dont...

Hes friends with @sinful locust

no im not

dr aight is timed out

Its over

stop pinging him

Hes back

[quaint bolt]

basically this

the earliest I've seen someone get HFT is 2nd coop but he was on loo's icpc team

anyone who got HFT before 4th has been on loo's icpc team and were like in the top 5 for the na regionals

[sinful locust]

Quants easy to get

Just apply

[vague lion]

im living pretty good it was like 1.2k canadian dollars / per month

[sinful locust]

And pass the interview

How hard can it really be

[quaint bolt]

@vague lion

[sinful locust]

Just code lol

[coarse marten]

What about joma

[uneven sand]

1.4k cad damn

[sinful locust]

joma cracked

[quaint bolt]

so if you're usaco plat or the equivalent in cco and can get into the icpc team then yeah you can get HFTs early

[sinful locust]

auto cad

[hearty river]

@sinful locust

[sinful locust]

@midnight sonnet

[sinful locust]

Whod you reply to

[quaint bolt]

it was easier back then

[vague lion]

im not like that

[quaint bolt]

to get good companies earlier

[sinful locust]

bog

[uneven sand]

i wish bay area rent was 1.4 cad

[sinful locust]

did he still block you

[sinful locust]

Oh

@sinful locust

L

[hearty river]

@sinful locust you can get quant too if u try hard enough

[coarse marten]

Also less positions

[sinful locust]

I blocked him

oh nice

So I cant see who you replied to

I was wondering if it was him or zenit

[uneven sand]

@hearty river you can get quant too if u try hard enough

[sinful locust]

bog is cool why block

[sinful locust]

he wants COINBAZE

[vague lion]

ur kinda stretching it tho ik first years at uber, snowflake, cisco etc. @quaint bolt

[sinful locust]

he told me

Nah bog’s stupid

[sinful locust]

why put cisco in the same sentence

lol

[sinful locust]

I dont want some shitty quant job

[vague lion]

cisco is good for first year

[sinful locust]

yes you do

I like my current position at amex

[quaint bolt]

significantly easier than the lower number of positions

[coarse marten]

What?

[sinful locust]

its not uber

or snowflake

[sinful locust]

he said he blocked you

[coarse marten]

I agree

[sinful locust]

Only meraki

[uneven sand]

uber, snowflake, and cisco?

[sinful locust]

yes

[vague lion]

ive also seen bloomberg and bmo global markets

[midnight sonnet]

How did joma get cita he made it sound like it was ez af

[sinful locust]

apparenlty cisco is god tier

@storm thistle @warm gate

[quaint bolt]

I've been here for a while my man, I know

[coarse marten]

Who?

[sinful locust]

@sinful locust

[quaint bolt]

bmo is ez first coop

[uneven sand]

uber and snowflake >>>>>>>>> cisco but ofc cisco is still good for a freshman

[sinful locust]

yes

meraki better

[quaint bolt]

bb literally just wants insane grades

[vague lion]

bmo global markets is cracked

[quaint bolt]

uber has uberstar

[vague lion]

they pay well too

[quaint bolt]

and the snowflake first years I know are all cp chads

the one I was saying who got citadel 2nd got snowflake first

[coarse marten]

I don't remember why I blocked him. But I will not unblock

[uneven sand]

waterloo has too many cp chads

[vague lion]

bro 50% of uw is cp chads 😭

[quaint bolt]

he was on loo's icpc team

[coarse marten]

[quaint bolt]

no lmao

you only look at the chads on linkedin

[sinful locust]

loo is better than i thought

what about the brown kid

do mst come to america?

[sinful locust]

Its ranked well but its dumb

that got hrt second year

Cuz of coops

yeah

lmao

i go to MIT

Takes like 12 years to get a bs

@hearty river

[hearty river]

i go to MIT

[midnight sonnet]

Man loo admissions literally rng

[uneven sand]

waterloo is basically on-par with stuff like mit but it's handicapped by being in canada

[sinful locust]

my bad for pinging lol

[sinful locust]

Canada is the biggest handicap imaginable

[sinful locust]

no its not lmao

[vague lion]

how

[sinful locust]

@sa

[sinful locust]

it just is

[vague lion]

there are literally no tech companies here

[sinful locust]

why go to canad

[midnight sonnet]

No worries I finally understand what it feels like to get messages often

[vague lion]

compared to us

[sinful locust]

y

[hearty river]

stop hating on loo matati

[sinful locust]

Racist president, no good jobs, low pay, high tax

[uneven sand]

yea canadian tech is just satellites of us tech

[sinful locust]

yakhuna

[sinful locust]

he goes to better school

who cares

stfu

beavers > whatever waterloo is

[vague lion]

bro

[sinful locust]

:scgbigsad:

Sfu mascot is beaver?

[vague lion]

i mean like

[sinful locust]

bruh

no

lol

[uneven sand]

waterloo domestic is actually a steal ngl

[sinful locust]

queens is better

ill take ubc

maybe even some local place

[sinful locust]

If you get a US job afterward definitely

@sinful locust likes local canadian schools

[uneven sand]

you def can get US job

[quaint bolt]

mf spends all his time on discord and says a party school is better

[sinful locust]

Otherwise you’re basically paying 5x tuition in your canadian taxes

[uneven sand]

just be good

[sinful locust]

how

teach me

[uneven sand]

go to simon fraser university

[sinful locust]

lol

@sinful locust says its not that good

He goes there

[vague lion]

@quaint bolt i cant land worse then what i currently have just cause im in enrolled in a coop system surely ill be able to land something decent? like i can lc and i have enough experience / side projects

[coarse marten]

Who?

[sinful locust]

bro siha

im gonna block u lmdao

and not unblock

[hearty river]

You

[sinful locust]

Whos siha

Imagine Wagons2565 i cant land worse

[midnight sonnet]

@vague lion are you loo bmath with coop?

[sinful locust]

for being an annoying bitch

[midnight sonnet]

U should have taken that

[vague lion]

yes

took it over ce

solely cause of tuition highkey

[midnight sonnet]

You'll be fine man I regret not taking bmath coop over uoft cs

[sinful locust]

Sfu

@hearty river is a party place

@sinful locust where u at

@midnight sonnet grinds while @hearty river parties

[sinful locust]

@midnight sonnet better

[uneven sand]

is bmath fine for getting cs co-ops

[vague lion]

uoft cs is still cracked

[hearty river]

Alt matati blocked @sinful locust

[sinful locust]

yes

quants like math

[sinful locust]

He didnt

[sinful locust]

yeah and

[uneven sand]

for sure it's fine with quants

[midnight sonnet]

@vague lion not to recruiters sadly

[uneven sand]

but what about tech

[vague lion]

no they're broke and end up working at mcdonalds

[coarse marten]

I don't touch grass I only grind one thing unlike @quaint bolt

[sinful locust]

yeah math is like second most popular majhor for big tech i think

[uneven sand]

oh damn

[sinful locust]

i dont think theres a difference at all in career prospects

plus math is cooler

math majors > cs majors

[sinful locust]

You def have a better chance of landing tech than quant as a math major

@sinful locust showed me the way

math > cs

but he wont do theory thread

hes scare

[quaint bolt]

I'm sure you'll land something decent, but graduation date is important

[coarse marten]

Ece

[vague lion]

im 2025

[sinful locust]

Its just a sad thread

[quaint bolt]

The only people I've seen bypass the grad date stuff are icpc chads lol

[sinful locust]

Might do a minor idk

[sinful locust]

no youre not

youre 2024

remember?

[uneven sand]

no youre not

[sinful locust]

Id rather actually do math

[uneven sand]

youre 2023

[uneven sand]

apply for new grad

[sinful locust]

change it

stop

[midnight sonnet]

@vague lion I'm sorry man you didn't get into loo CS I saw your stats on the Toronto server - loo admissions is just a big fucking rng you'll be fucking fine in math with coop chill

[uneven sand]

drop the anticipated

just say 2025

[sinful locust]

@sinful locust sfu

@vague lion youl be fine

[quaint bolt]

don'y you start this year? math is 4 years?

[uneven sand]

or May 2025 or whatever the month is

[sinful locust]

Math should be 2 years

[uneven sand]

actually drop the month if it's in the fall

[sinful locust]

really?

why?

[sinful locust]

No

[vague lion]

ty ty yea no im not really stressing over it ive already coped enough

[sinful locust]

I dont see problem with December 202X

[hearty river]

stop annoying alt matati

[sinful locust]

@hearty river

[hearty river]

he is angry at u

[coarse marten]

Just put a random month

[sinful locust]

@hearty river

[sinful locust]

go play cs go

[quaint bolt]

even if it's 2025, there are people graduating 2024 it's just an L unless the internship is the year before you graduate lol

[sinful locust]

or whatever you do instead of lc

[uneven sand]

May 2025 >>> December 2025 bc december 2025

[vague lion]

5 years but yes

[quaint bolt]

so isn't it 2026

[sinful locust]

No

[quaint bolt]

wait

[uneven sand]

🤫

[coarse marten]

2027 u mean

[quaint bolt]

it's 2022

[vague lion]

2027

[sinful locust]

@vague lion what are math major concentratsion at loo

[midnight sonnet]

I remember I was so mad and frustrated over CS rejection and getting bmath instead when I grinded all throughout highschool and my classmate who just randomly picked CS got it but that's just life

[sinful locust]

do prob stat

[quaint bolt]

mf graduates in 2027

[sinful locust]

life mystery

just grind math

math > cs

[coarse marten]

And put 2025

[vague lion]

combinatorics and optimization + stats + cog sci minor

[sinful locust]

L

[sinful locust]

ok nice

thats p nice

[uneven sand]

so your grad date is 2030?

[sinful locust]

@vague lion you like hft?

[quaint bolt]

it's actually 2042

[sinful locust]

u of t is underrated

@sinful locust u want referral to my company?

top 20 school in world i think

[coarse marten]

2069 for @quaint bolt

[sinful locust]

I get paid to do it

[uneven sand]

uoft is 2nd for cs in canada

[sinful locust]

what company

[sinful locust]

Sfu

[vague lion]

after the algo track yesterday it highkey seemed interesting but idk

[quaint bolt]

def don't lie about your grad date on waterlooworks @vague lion

[midnight sonnet]

Ngl I was so mad and it still sometimes hurts

[vague lion]

never did anything related to trading

[quaint bolt]

wth

[sinful locust]

u can do swe

[quaint bolt]

[midnight sonnet]

UofT CS feelsblik a consolation prize I'm ngl

[vague lion]

yea no shit

[sinful locust]

Yo

@sinful locust respond to isha

[vague lion]

im into finance fs tho

[coarse marten]

What is the name of the mf who faked everything from loo?

[sinful locust]

I blocked him

[coarse marten]

I forgot

[sinful locust]

simpryaser?

@uneven sand

[uneven sand]

sophomore grad date with several internships already should land you something good for external applications

[coarse marten]

No

[sinful locust]

@hearty river are you simpryaser

[quaint bolt]

which means you won't have much luck on ww

[uneven sand]

eric liau?

[midnight sonnet]

Not even at uoft no more kekw transferred out after friend took his own life cuz uoft first year is literally a pressure cooker to weed out peeps

[quaint bolt]

so you have to apply externally

[coarse marten]

Yes

[vague lion]

qualcomm is huge for uoft

[sinful locust]

damn sorry to hear

i know ppl there and yeah its harder to do well in than it is to get in

[uneven sand]

canada education system is a bait and switch

[hearty river]

ERIC LIU HAS TARNISHED LOO’S REPUTATION

[sinful locust]

Canada is dumb

[hearty river]

@quaint bolt

[sinful locust]

Shouldn’t even be a country

[coarse marten]

Yes @quaint bolt

[hearty river]

@quaint bolt

[sinful locust]

Whats that

[uneven sand]

oh it's liu

[sinful locust]

Whosethat

malone?

[quaint bolt]

YAHKUNA MATADA HAS TARNISHED LOO'S REPUTATION

[vague lion]

bro ive been applying externally

[hearty river]

this is why ubc > loo now

[sinful locust]

Karl

[uneven sand]

karl malone?

[vague lion]

but getting nothing :(

[midnight sonnet]

Who is Eric liu

[quaint bolt]

I wonder why

[sinful locust]

@hearty river

[vague lion]

how tf do u not know eric liu

[uneven sand]

some waterloo guy who lied on his resume and got good internships as a result

[midnight sonnet]

Wait where does @hearty river go is he Eric?

[sinful locust]

he goes to

[hearty river]

Because recession

[uneven sand]

mf stole projects and shit

[sinful locust]

CONSTANTINOS KALPAKIS

[vague lion]

i got ws phone that was my peak but then they ghosted

[sinful locust]

@midnight sonnet lied on his resume and got hrt offer

[coarse marten]

Bro pulled 5 projects from github

[sinful locust]

umbc

[midnight sonnet]

OH THE LOO GUY AT WISH?

[vague lion]

and now im applying to a bunch of s23 w23 internships

[midnight sonnet]

Man

[vague lion]

but literally nothing

[hearty river]

Because recession

[vague lion]

hes at wish????

[sinful locust]

@sinful locust wheres that reddit post

[uneven sand]

yea it's that guy

[midnight sonnet]

He was my year as well I should have lied on my Waterloo application

[uneven sand]

he got wish

[midnight sonnet]

He didn't get fired or nothing

[sinful locust]

https://www.reddit.com/r/recruitinghell/comments/qhg5jo/this_resume_got_me_an_interview/

[sinful locust]

What

Oh that

@sinful locust

[quaint bolt]

why we hyping up wish they literally closed their intern program bc stonks down bad

[sinful locust]

expert in mia

[hearty river]

@quaint bolt wagonov what’s on the agenda today

[sinful locust]

@vague lion dont do this ok

@sinful locust

@gilded bolt isha is a loser celtics fan

[quaint bolt]

I'm meeting redhead later today

Gonna go to her place again

don't tell mr bog

[sinful locust]

Kawhi says nets would’ve won the east if ben simmons played

[sinful locust]

@coarse marten

[quaint bolt]

he's gonna tell me to grind lc instead of girls

[sinful locust]

Unironically

Its in the thread

[sinful locust]

yes

[uneven sand]

[sinful locust]

i see the thread

[sinful locust]

herpes lol

[gilded bolt]

Yea Ben would have clamped Tatum

[earnest hatch]

Summer 2023 intern or new grad?

[uneven sand]

and then would run out of the way when tatum starts to drive

[sinful locust]

from here https://www.reddit.com/r/recruitinghell/comments/qhg5jo/this_resume_got_me_an_interview/

[sinful locust]

Ben wouldve made them score 75 less points per game

His +/- would be so negative

[quaint bolt]

oh yeah ofc

[sinful locust]

warriors fan

[earnest hatch]

Oh, I thought this was you

[sinful locust]

nah

im not atlassian simp

-30 vorp and 0 dawg/36

@ meek

[quaint bolt]

I'd take wish for earlier coops in a heartbeat

[uneven sand]

tatum vs simmons, who will miss/avoid the most layups

[sinful locust]

simmons

[sinful locust]

Tatum

jaden ivey future nba hof

Tatums on a new level of avoiding layups

[quaint bolt]

how they paying $842350482301489032 when their stonks are like 2 cents

[sinful locust]

who your fav basketball player

Bro drives in, tries to draw a foul, then chucks it randomly to the other team after no call

[quaint bolt]

where's this cash coming from

[uneven sand]

mfw tatum is more efficient from 3 than at the rim

[sinful locust]

rockets won the draft

[earnest hatch]

Lol! Not surprised though

[vague lion]

yo any1 interview

for

[quaint bolt]

basically

[vague lion]

you.com before

[sinful locust]

no

[vague lion]

they pay 65/hr

[sinful locust]

no name

@sinful locust did you use the voucher yet

[sinful locust]

yes

lol

i got thai food

[uneven sand]

65/hr wtf

[sinful locust]

Can you split it over multiple orders

Or does it have to be all 25 at once

hmm

[uneven sand]

even 65 cad/hr is crazy

[sinful locust]

I dont really want 25 at once

i think multiple times

I can easily get 3 meals out of that

Oh cool

maybe it depends on the voucher

[earnest hatch]

Wait wtf, even Reddit fell for that resume

[uneven sand]

is this an uber eats voucher

[sinful locust]

idk for sure, but try

[sinful locust]

yes

Yeah

25 a good amount

[uneven sand]

you still have to pay at the end tho lol

[quaint bolt]

steph since like 2015

[sinful locust]

thats 3 twisted tacos

[sinful locust]

Wut

[sinful locust]

we got it free

No you dont

[uneven sand]

but it's worth bc you're paying like $8 for $25 worth of food

[sinful locust]

from Hudson

[uneven sand]

oh it's a gift card

[sinful locust]

Mr. Hudson gave it to us

[uneven sand]

next time send me the zoom link :)

[sinful locust]

Its one of these things

[sinful locust]

do you want the voucher

[uneven sand]

sure

[sinful locust]

The link probably still works

maybe its still redeamable

[uneven sand]

mr hudson still hasn't sent me the swag i ordered

they approved it last week but it still hasn't arrived

[sinful locust]

hold on let me find it

[hearty river]

@honest spire stop spamming my dm

[quaint bolt]

it's in matuda's bag

he stole it

[sinful locust]

who cares about pay

tell me when got

its a no name

[sinful locust]

yes

[clever grail]

i saw a tiktok or yt about them

pog !!!

[earnest hatch]

https://c.tenor.com/OLtFOaBgVSYAAAAi/ping-aaaaaaa.gif

[quaint bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-ping-pingus-bingus-cat-gif-18905873

[coarse marten]

Guys, feel free to dm @hearty river. He knows tricks to get free Google swag

[clever grail]

he can also refer i think

[vague lion]

well if i cant get names as a first year

[quaint bolt]

who wants google intern hats

[vague lion]

then i wna get pay

[sinful locust]

@lilac reef how tesla

[quaint bolt]

I'll get some extras when I start

[clever grail]

me too

[lilac reef]

?

[sinful locust]

u can lmfao change grad date -> amazon pipeline

@gritty marsh heye can you teach me league?

[uneven sand]

lol the voucher works

free money

[clever grail]

dox

[sinful locust]

ibm is good intern

[uneven sand]

bluestacks

[quaint bolt]

if he isn't getting interviews, then yes it's because of grad date

[coarse marten]

I bet you would not assume to wear it in public

[earnest hatch]

High schooler yeah

[quaint bolt]

I'm been here since 2019 my man

Why do you not believe me

[sinful locust]

arent you a PREFROSH

[vague lion]

hes an incoming freshman like us

[uneven sand]

bc you're lying. i got rentech as a elementary school freshman

[sinful locust]

lets get a waz chain

[hearty river]

[quaint bolt]

mfs in disbelief that he's not getting jane street first year

[sinful locust]

lol

@vague lion youll get jane street maybe 2nd year, not first

maybe

[woeful breach]

Bro why can’t they go outside and have fun

[hearty river]

@vague lion

[fierce token]

Literally tho

[uneven sand]

outside is scary

[sinful locust]

@vague lion

[quaint bolt]

@fierce token

[vague lion]

cause it just seems stupid yk like u wna hire the person best for the job, whats the difference if this preson is a 3rd or 1st year

[coarse marten]

I'm currently having a mental breakdown. Six months ago I finally found the perfect girl whose internships' prestige matches mine (Hudson River Trading, Two Sigma). Obviously, my internships are just slightly more prestigious (Jane Street, Citadel), but close enough. However, this internship season, my girlfriend got into Jane Street while I didn't get a return offer. Obviously, my supervisor was threatened by me and afraid I'd take his job. I've had to settle for interning at Google Brain (eww) and now my prestigious girlfriend wants to break up with me. She says she's found another guy who has interned at every single trading firm every summer since middle school. How do I win her back?

[sinful locust]

are you a baller

[vague lion]

bro its 1 am here

[fierce token]

Hey Wagons

[vague lion]

allow me

[quaint bolt]

did you go on the hike

[uneven sand]

im a baller

[sinful locust]

nice

[quaint bolt]

tunnel bluffs

[uneven sand]

actually i suck

[sinful locust]

indoor tho right

[fierce token]

Nah it was wayyy too hot I’m sad

[sinful locust]

outside is scary

[uneven sand]

i don't play indoors bc the gyms always full

[sinful locust]

sad

[fierce token]

Also Wagons have you met a Matthew yet at YVR14/15

He might’ve been at your intern happy hour

[sinful locust]

Stop pinging me

[quaint bolt]

my mentor's called matthew

[fierce token]

Alright fuck y’all LOL

[uneven sand]

haven't checked but probably

[vague lion]

cause they do shit for ur company

[uneven sand]

issue is that people that play indoors would wreck my ass anyway

[quaint bolt]

I don't think you realize how common that name is

[fierce token]

Wazoski staring

[coarse marten]

Matthew pan

[fierce token]

Nah I meant an intern though

[quaint bolt]

prolly? im bad with names tho

[fierce token]

mood

ur name is unique so it’s easy

[quaint bolt]

I've been to way too many intern hangouts to remember names

[uneven sand]

yvr is the weirdest area code. there's no y in vancouver

[woeful breach]

U shouldn’t sacrifice fun in your childhood for fun as an adult

[uneven sand]

canadians forgot how to spell

[woeful breach]

You can do both

[quaint bolt]

there were like 30 interns at the beach yesterday

[fierce token]

That’s true YVR is a bad name

[hearty river]

@vague lion

[vague lion]

im gunning for robinhood or ramp or rippling or just any nice fintech but imagine wagons isnt letting me imagine

[coarse marten]

How to not sacrifice fun?

[uneven sand]

wagons

[fierce token]

Aw man can you do +1’s, :(, I wanted to go to Jericho today

[uneven sand]

even berkeley eecs doesn't get faang freshman year

very few do

[quaint bolt]

we might go to wreck today

but im not sure

[vague lion]

bro when covid hit i had nothing to do, so this stuff took over and now im addicted let me be

[fierce token]

YO WAGONS WRECK IS DISGUSTING

ITS A NUDE BEACH

[quaint bolt]

my friends did tunnel bluffs so they might be tired

[fierce token]

AND THERES OLD PPL THERE

[uneven sand]

a lot of the eecs people ik cap out at amazon as a sophomore

[quaint bolt]

yes I know but apparently there's not a lot of old nude people there

[vague lion]

faang is boring

[fierce token]

Oh wait probably not when it’s 31 degrees

[earnest hatch]

Link

[quaint bolt]

holy I thought dracos was grass deprived

[uneven sand]

faang is fun because money is fun

[fierce token]

But wagons when it’s like spring or fall time 🤢🤢🤢

[quaint bolt]

until I met ayo

[woeful breach]

I mean part of it is I’m just jealous ppl like you are way ahead of me. Keep up the good work but don’t let it consume you, have a social life too

[uneven sand]

waterloo

[fierce token]

Have fun at Wreck tho

[quaint bolt]

I'm sorry for ever roasting you about not touching grass @slow quarry

[fierce token]

Are you ever going to kitsilano sometime? @quaint bolt

That’s my favourite beach

[quaint bolt]

We were at kits yesterday

[uneven sand]

i bet facebook doesn't even have real grass. probably all turf

[fierce token]

I missed out so hard wtf

[uneven sand]

can't let the employees touch grass otherwise the metaverse won't be complete

[fierce token]

What time did you guys go? I had the car too

[quaint bolt]

way more lmao - isn't nearly as obsessed too I didn't think it was possible

[fierce token]

Kitsilano is so goddamn nice

[quaint bolt]

like 8:30

so many interns pulled up

fun times

[fierce token]

Bruh I was drinking by kits at 9 sigh

[vague lion]

yea i got rejected everywhere in the us but ucsd and gtech but tbh i only applied to like mit, stanford etc. i thought i had a good shot at uw cs

[uneven sand]

drinking

[fierce token]

I should’ve just swung by to say hello to some ppl 😦

[uneven sand]

gtech

[fierce token]

[uneven sand]

gtech is really good but not worth over waterloo if you're paying intl

[fierce token]

FOMO

[sinful locust]

agreed

[quaint bolt]

Kits was so nice

[sinful locust]

and gtech recruiting is mid

[hearty river]

COVID

[fierce token]

[uneven sand]

bruh why would you go to beach in canada. the water is probably ice

[sinful locust]

umbc recruiting is better

[quaint bolt]

We then split up

[sinful locust]

iceland beach is best

[coarse marten]

[sinful locust]

[coarse marten]

Ac grind

[hearty river]

wagonov why u risking getting COVID

[sinful locust]

[sinful locust]

go play CS GO

[quaint bolt]

Some went clubbing, some went back home bc they were hiking the next day

[slow quarry]

bro u think i dont touch grass go look at @olive spire

[quaint bolt]

And we went to a bar

[fierce token]

yea I heard one group was doing karaoke

[hearty river]

@quaint bolt

[fierce token]

Which one?

[quaint bolt]

Karaoke was before kits

[quaint bolt]

Junction

[sinful locust]

@hearty river are gonna take amex return

[hearty river]

@quaint bolt

[uneven sand]

wagon is the covid spreader

[fierce token]

I like Craft, omfg I missed out so hard

[olive spire]

What

[uneven sand]

minecraft?

@olive spire hi cutie

[fierce token]

Ohhhh Junction is solid

[hearty river]

WAGONOVVVVVV

[quaint bolt]

Super spreader

[hearty river]

WAHONOV

[fierce token]

I heard it’s only $95 an hour too right? It’s not a bad rate

[sinful locust]

anyone doing ripplematch leadership intern

[olive spire]

Wtf lol

[fierce token]

Like you’re splitting too

[quaint bolt]

We went to fantacity before but were a much smaller group

[slow quarry]

man doesnt even know what grass is

[sinful locust]

Ok

[fierce token]

Ohhhhh

[sinful locust]

Ok

[quaint bolt]

May I introduce you to ayo

[sinful locust]

@sinful locust

Sfu

[slow quarry]

bro who tf is getting freshman quant at loo

[fierce token]

What’s the price at Fantacity?

[sinful locust]

@sinful locust

[quaint bolt]

He’s you but worse

[vague lion]

$ + i thought i was good for uw cs

[sinful locust]

joma

[sinful locust]

thats what i said lmfao

[olive spire]

What did you do that someone accused you of not touching grass??

[slow quarry]

joma got his 3/4 years

[sinful locust]

its fine

[fierce token]

Also tell Dabi she’s missing out, clown being in Montreal @quaint bolt 😭

[sinful locust]

Freshman quant better at ubc

[slow quarry]

[sinful locust]

Krishna where u interning

nokker is the best

[vague lion]

i landed js

[olive spire]

Bruh anyone can get quant if they plan it out right

[vague lion]

im a first year

[sinful locust]

lmao nice joke

[sinful locust]

yes

[olive spire]

Big tech -> quant

Its that easy

[sinful locust]

nokker got microsoft before even going to college

thats true master

[vague lion]

how do i get big tech

[sinful locust]

I got hrt as freshman, its really not hard

[vague lion]

yea ik its pretty easy i denied them for js

[olive spire]

You make a resume that isnt trash and spam recruiters send atleast 1k emails

[vague lion]

cause wlb is better

[slow quarry]

im sure u landed js when u processed a cisco meraki oa this morning

[sinful locust]

Js pay bad

[sinful locust]

lol

Hrt better

LOL

[sinful locust]

he only takes 500k

Tell alt to unblock

[quaint bolt]

[vague lion]

do u have an email list

[sinful locust]

its ok get facebook e8

Clown ass

[olive spire]

What did @vague lion do

[hearty river]

no

[vague lion]

bruh

[olive spire]

Use apollo.io

[sinful locust]

get facebook e8

easy

@storm thistle

[olive spire]

Chrome extension that gives you emails when you look at a person on linkedin

[uneven sand]

done now what

[olive spire]

So spam recruiters

[quaint bolt]

That’s my best friend

[hearty river]

u made alt matati angry so u pay the price

[sinful locust]

Good

I dont want to see an sfu dude anyways

[uneven sand]

who's the matuda alt

[sinful locust]

Canadian ass

[slow quarry]

wait ayo isnt even a freshman tho

[sinful locust]

download it

[vague lion]

nvm

[sinful locust]

Ayos a junior

[slow quarry]

hes a 2nd year student at the loo

[sinful locust]

Who got rejected by ncr

[sinful locust]

go to the warriors and play ball

[vague lion]

im a 2025

[sinful locust]

no hes first

lol

@sinful locust

[quaint bolt]

He’s 2027

[sinful locust]

i know some ppl actually

[slow quarry]

loo sopgomore

[sinful locust]

hes 2027

[quaint bolt]

He starts school this year

[vague lion]

starting 2022

[sinful locust]

What

i know

[slow quarry]

wait he put 2025 on his resume

[olive spire]

Find company you want -> look for recruiters from their company on linkedin -> when you go to the recruiters linkedin page -> apollo.io chrome extension will tell you their email address

Repeat x1k

[vague lion]

yes

[slow quarry]

faking grad date i see

[sinful locust]

Originally

[slow quarry]

[uneven sand]

isn't ncr free if you go to gtech or uga

[sinful locust]

@sinful locust

[sinful locust]

yes

they ask two sum

[vague lion]

gotta optimize the system as a math major

[olive spire]

Just put "expected" and it isnt rly faking

[sinful locust]

or reverse string

[sinful locust]

Def for gt, idk about uga

[gentle latch]

How hard are google intern interviews

[sinful locust]

Theyre pretty stupid

[slow quarry]

wait @vague lion why tf are ur skills on top and not ur experience? are u purposely trying to cuck urself lol

[sinful locust]

Most uga new grads failed 2sum

[sinful locust]

ppl actually suggest this tho

[slow quarry]

4 swe internships and not even a freshman yet

[uneven sand]

lc medium usually, they like graphs

[slow quarry]

he has 4 swe internships

[sinful locust]

ok nvm

[uneven sand]

most big tech don't ask hards

[vague lion]

ahh yea ive been using contact out but thx when do u think i should start cold emailing for summer 2023

[gentle latch]

Graphs are one of my best areas

[sinful locust]

nuro

[sinful locust]

Okh

[vague lion]

where

[uneven sand]

draw a graph of your friend group

[sinful locust]

do a a*

[gentle latch]

Null

[vague lion]

my skills is at bottom

[sinful locust]

Lh

[uneven sand]

weeb

[sinful locust]

code a* with diagonal heuristic

[olive spire]

Why would you waste your childhood "having fun" when you can get ahead early then do whatever you want when your an "adult"?

[sinful locust]

lol

[sinful locust]

@sleek pike

[slow quarry]

idk i saw ur resume wsomehwere

[sinful locust]

Its judah not juda

[uneven sand]

the real trick is to be super smart like yahkuna matada so you can party all the time and still land jane street as a high school freshman

[olive spire]

Well if you know about cs stuff / leetcode before college/hs idk why you wouldnt do it

[gentle latch]

Just have good genetics

[uneven sand]

juda do you have good genetics

looking for a test subject

[gentle latch]

No

[quaint bolt]

Juda has good genetics

[gentle latch]

Ask yahkuna

[quaint bolt]

Can confirm

He’s a cutie

[uneven sand]

juda got twitter + meta as a sophomore. he has to have good genetics

[gentle latch]

The wagon man knows what I look like

Fr

He can dox me rn

[uneven sand]

juda wears converse 😄

[olive spire]

You can get meta + Lyft as a freshman

Anyone can

[uneven sand]

"anyone"

[olive spire]

Just put 2 year grad date on your resume

[quaint bolt]

Dracos come get your mans

[sinful locust]

education at bottom lol why

[quaint bolt]

Put him on a leash

[uneven sand]

yea i regret not doing that

[sinful locust]

you didnt even start

same

[vague lion]

dk was just told to have it at the bottom

[quaint bolt]

Only for ww

Education top otherwise

[olive spire]

Anticipated -> Expected

Put school on top because the name will carry you

[slow quarry]

hes at waterloo

[quaint bolt]

It’s fine for our internal job board

[slow quarry]

ur supposed to put it on the bottom for WW

[quaint bolt]

Everyone applying is at loo

[olive spire]

Oh your using internal

[quaint bolt]

You don’t need to put education on too

[olive spire]

Lol

My suggestion be for external

[coarse marten]

What is ww?

[quaint bolt]

Waterlooworks

Our internal job board

[vague lion]

i think im going to try for external more

since grad date is going to hurt me

on internal apps

[slow quarry]

for ABG yes for CS no

[vague lion]

idk

[olive spire]

Yo the person I know who got meta summer lyft fall was a freshman at uc riverside

[quaint bolt]

Wtf have you been on campus here

[vague lion]

like for internal apps im putting 2027 for external 2025

[quaint bolt]

[vague lion]

sounds good ty

[slow quarry]

bro u think loo kids touch grass comapred to ucr

[quaint bolt]

No but you said abg

[simple garden]

lmao

[gilded bolt]

why not 2026?

[slow quarry]

a baby gorilla

there are zoos near riverside

[vague lion]

cause they see ur grad date on ww and on ww my grad date is 2027 cause coop

[slow quarry]

are there zoos near waterloo

[simple garden]

how many years of undergrad is that

bruh

[quaint bolt]

yes they’re called first year res and they house people like ayo

[vague lion]

bro

y

u violating for no reason

[quaint bolt]

I'm doing this for your own good

[hearty river]

@vague lion ur wagons competition

[quaint bolt]

You'll get good coops

You don't need to speedrun

[vague lion]

i do so i can retire when i graduate

[slow quarry]

bro why are u going to 2sigma go take 2 showers

[sinful locust]

bruh look in resume

2 faang + hedge fund

[sinful locust]

ur gonna burn out

i did in hs its not fun

[simple garden]

wym

[sinful locust]

look at that resume lmao

in #resume

i took 8

which was a mistake

[olive spire]

What did you do in hs

[sinful locust]

i grinded 21 hours a day

for college apps

[olive spire]

Doing what

[sinful locust]

starting from junior year

essays, ecs, etc

[olive spire]

21 hours a day just for that?

[open locust]

Should I just put expected grad date as 2025

Incoming freshman

[boreal forge]

I just took a gap year after a blast high school

[sinful locust]

it takes time when you apply to 20+ schools

[vague lion]

yea but did u work full time while doing chemistry, english, calc and probability & stats

[boreal forge]

Still got quant interviews and a good college

[sinful locust]

ay lululu long time no see hru

[olive spire]

What were your ec's?

[sinful locust]

math comp, tutoring, typical stuff

[vague lion]

yes

[sinful locust]

lmao

[olive spire]

Did you do well in comp math?

[slow quarry]

hes usamo lol

[sinful locust]

yes

[vague lion]

yea okay mit

[hearty river]

did u do as good as @sinful locust in ur math competitions

[sinful locust]

i got lucky

[sinful locust]

can u stop

[slow quarry]

bro id rather drink hotsauce and have my anal prolapsed after weeks of opiods and not shitting for months and tthen getting laxatives on the way to a half days worth of shitting bricks than listen to a USAMO MIT CS kid putting in 80hrs a week in hs say he didnt try

[sinful locust]

like stop referencing him and me 100 fucking times

holy shit

[hearty river]

he did math competition s too

[sinful locust]

i dont give a shit

[simple garden]

usamo gang

[vague lion]

bro no shot u were simping over usaco gold when ur usamo

[sinful locust]

i got lucky lol

im stupid

[vague lion]

bro u dont just get lucky LMAO

[sinful locust]

yes u do

i had nothing else special lol

only had like 3 ecs

[simple garden]

@sinful locust do u still study math or fully cs now

[vague lion]

not with meth

[simple garden]

i stuck w math lol

[vague lion]

based

[simple garden]

who saw that

[sinful locust]

bruh

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/934980391033516082/980204015864389632/IMG_7876.gif

[quaint bolt]

Hey

Don’t joke about uc davis

Hasan Minhaj went there

[hearty river]

who is that

[quaint bolt]

A very poggers comedian

[sinful locust]

honestly everyone needs to learn that grinding all day isnt going to get you anywhere, it just matters where you get new grad, so just enjoy college and work slowly towards your goals

[compact yew]

leetcode mediums

[olive spire]

*grind the right things

[sinful locust]

exactly

[compact yew]

But it's not just about how hard a problem is

[sinful locust]

have fun too

[compact yew]

It's about how well you can convey yourself

[swift shore]

How to grind graph questions? Any resources

[compact yew]

Problem really don't matter

[coarse marten]

Codeforces hard (5d dp on graphs)

[olive spire]

Tags -> graphs?

[hallow scroll]

This is true

[gentle latch]

Neetcode.io

[quaint bolt]

Med with possible hard follow ups if you don’t have cp on your resume

Cf if you do

[compact yew]

Don't focus on one thing tho

Know a bit about everything

Or else you can really get fucked if you know nothing about one topic

[swift shore]

But directly starts from there or any other reading material, videos etc

[hallow scroll]

Juda you passed Twitter interview you’ll pass google interview dw

[coarse marten]

@gentle latch I have a good goal for you. Become cf red

[vague lion]

bro i literally know this girl who interned @ cruise, nvidia, research @ harvard and SJSU and had proper published papers with a 4.0 5s on all her ap's and still got rejected from stanford

shit was insane this year

[olive spire]

College is a scam

[gentle latch]

Thanks fam

[vague lion]

u say this

but ur also an incoming freshman

[simple garden]

Idk why people obsess over topics so much on lc

[vague lion]

and ur on this discord more then me

[olive spire]

What did he do that your saying to touch graas?

[simple garden]

all lc problems are exactly the same

[gentle latch]

Neetcode has a video about graphs

[swift shore]

Ok

[olive spire]

Neetcode has a bunch of videos on graphs

They're all good

[sinful locust]

it depends on a lot of stuff lmao, its not just what you did, its how you market yourself. if you cure cancer but cant write for your life, youre not getting into an ivy league or top school

thats just the bottom line

you have to be a good writer

[gentle latch]

https://youtu.be/utDu3Q7Flrw

[vague lion]

i mean shes going to ucb

she can write fine i would assume

[gentle latch]

Yeah just use hash map for all of them

[sinful locust]

i mean theres a different type of writing ivy leagues want

[olive spire]

Have you done every graph problem in the leetcode.com/explore/interview

easy/med/hard cards?

@swift shore

[swift shore]

Not many, actually I am doing pattern by pattern so before jumping to start solving I thought to ask here

[vague lion]

idk any1 who got into stanford

ik mit, ucb but every1 ik got rejected from stanford

[civic shoal]

there’s no sure way to get into any college, very common for very smart people to get rejected

[olive spire]

Well the learn section and the interview section on leetcode explore are good starting points and generally cover common categories, besides that neetcode goes over some not so common graph problems that show up in interviews too

Lol I got rejected from uc riverside

No

Very bad school

Worst uc gang

For recruiting atleast it is

Citadel recruiter literally said "yeah your school isnt good it's looking bad for you" when I asked if I had a chance of an interview

I'm p sure I only got the interview because coinbase was on my resume

[sinful locust]

No

No

[rotund cobalt]

hi who tagged me

[olive spire]

Nah uc merced is the worst uc in everyway

[sinful locust]

Meek

[hearty river]

Meek

[slow quarry]

u actually need to touch grass lol

@soft mist look at this man

u thought i dont touch grass and then see ayo

[olive spire]

Oh well mine was like a 2 or 3 lol

[slow quarry]

bro was dv that hard of a hs

[olive spire]

No I just hate school

[slow quarry]

mood

[olive spire]

How do you all know what it is

[slow quarry]

bro ur from the bay

im from the bay

[olive spire]

Oh

Okay lol

[slow quarry]

ok the amount of anti grass shit ive seen in 10 minutes is too much see u next week yall

[olive spire]

Junior year second semester gpa 1.33

[rotund cobalt]

why u tag me @sinful locust i can't see the message but I see u tag me

[slow quarry]

bro did ur mom not make u do shit lol