2023_summer

[lethal swift]

where did you get this info?

[past comet]

Yes sir, coop/intern

[earnest hatch]

Nice! Cold emailed someone?

[lethal swift]

i think also, its partly cause you previously worked full time as an ios developer lol

@past comet

[fickle drift]

anyone know if applying to amazon right when the app comes out is worse?

than waiting a month or two

[past comet]

Yeah that might be the another reason, the job description i got says Swift and Obj-C

[lethal swift]

yep gotchu then

[fickle drift]

ur goated

[fickle ivy]

idt so

not sure

i applied right when it came out lmao

[fickle drift]

😂

[polar crescent]

Anyone know any good oops or web development project ideas?

[earnest hatch]

Yeah, you gotta apply like 2 and a half weeks after the app comes out for having a good chance

[fickle ivy]

fr?

does it make a huge diff

[lethal swift]

rubiks cube algo generator

[fickle drift]

😂

[sinful locust]

lmao

[fickle drift]

can't tell if serious or not

[sinful locust]

bro hes joking....

[fickle ivy]

yeah same

lmao

okay

[earnest hatch]

Yeah, it all depends on the lunar calendar

[fickle ivy]

thats

[sinful locust]

lol

[fickle ivy]

literally not true

it depends on

[earnest hatch]

[fickle ivy]

the

the uh

the pattern of um

fish in the atlantic

[sinful locust]

ur brain is grilled

go touch some grass

ur not even in college

[fickle ivy]

😭 cannot touch grass

[fickle drift]

high schoolers in this discord

[fickle ivy]

can't reach that far down

[sinful locust]

y

[fickle ivy]

ya know

[sinful locust]

fr

[earnest hatch]

[sinful locust]

lowkey needa ban all of them

except ash

[fickle drift]

^

nah esp ash

😂

[sinful locust]

lmao

[earnest hatch]

wait what, I thought @cyan garnet was the only high schooler here

[fickle drift]

nah

[sinful locust]

nah

[fickle drift]

there's a lot

[sinful locust]

^

[earnest hatch]

lol

[fickle ivy]

🙈

[cyan garnet]

hi

[sinful locust]

if sophs cant get faang

[cyan garnet]

what happened

[sinful locust]

i doubt hsers can

[tawdry frigate]

def worse imo

[cyan garnet]

I have apple this summer 💀

[sinful locust]

not official swe lmao

[cyan garnet]

yeah

[sinful locust]

thats what i mean

[cyan garnet]

but its close enough

for me

[sinful locust]

i meanf or a 10th grader

thats insane

lol

so yeah

[fickle ivy]

they found a prefrosh

and are bullying him

tough

[fickle ivy]

why so

[cyan garnet]

prefrosh?

gr 12?

[fickle drift]

how did you even apply if ur in HS

[fickle ivy]

im prefrosh

i graduated hs

[tawdry frigate]

i was one of the first people in this server last year to get amazon interview

i got asked to code an API 💀💀

[fickle drift]

where u goingto school 🙂

[cyan garnet]

@fickle ivy did u get waterloo MIT stanford or a UC

[fickle ivy]

uh ill dm

[fickle ivy]

lmfao how many endpoints

[fickle ivy]

ill dm*

bro what is this internet lmao

[tawdry frigate]

everything, get push post delete

[fickle ivy]

yikes

[cyan garnet]

I learned that last week

[sinful locust]

CONGRATS

[cyan garnet]

its not that bad

[tawdry frigate]

also had to do object design

[cyan garnet]

idk how to do that

[tawdry frigate]

was super open ended

[tawdry frigate]

object oriented programming should help

[fickle ivy]

i mean

i feel like that big of a thing under interview pressure

is kinda sus

[tawdry frigate]

had an hour

[past comet]

Thank you baller

[cyan garnet]

I know oop

[tawdry frigate]

i was prepping leetcode

such a curve ball

[fickle drift]

😂

u think u know oop

[fickle ivy]

they found a prefrosh

[cyan garnet]

I believe I know OOP*

I have struggled enough while trying to write my own sharding mechanism for the discord API

and writing my discord bot so it wouldnt take 1 gig of ram (I am cheap)

[cyan garnet]

rip

[fickle drift]

[fickle ivy]

uh ill dm

[fickle drift]

wtf is wrong with discord

[cyan garnet]

whats your definition of knowing OOP

[fickle drift]

and these repeating messages

[cyan garnet]

I am acc curious

[gilded bolt]

https://amazon.jobs/en/jobs/2110678/software-development-engineer-internship-2023-us

[fickle drift]

taking an OOP class in college

[cyan garnet]

what do they teach though

[fickle drift]

design patterns

[cyan garnet]

wdym by that

I am a dumb 16 y/o

explain

[sinful locust]

is this both reg sde internship and app

[fickle drift]

something like this: https://www.oodesign.com/

[gilded bolt]

winter and summer intern

[trim vigil]

ood

[fickle drift]

i don't know enough to explain (taking class next sem)

[fickle drift]

[trim vigil]

mfs hazing the highschooler

[fickle drift]

😂

[cyan garnet]

if I understand the content of this website

refer to me as Chad Ash

[fickle drift]

🤝

u deserve it

[brisk halo]

@fickle drift go shower

[hallow scroll]

someone said in here that thats what a recruiter told them

[brisk halo]

@trim vigil you too

wtf @tawdry frigate is here too 😭

[tawdry frigate]

[vague lion]

bro u really gotta stop saying that lmao using swift != working for apple 😭

[tawdry frigate]

LMAOOOO

[cyan garnet]

bro calm down

but I asked

[tawdry frigate]

💀💀💀💀

[cyan garnet]

a couple apple engineers are gonna be there

[tawdry frigate]

still ain’t working for apple 😭😭😭

[cyan garnet]

so close enough

[cyan garnet]

ay bro a kid got dreams dont gotta destroy him

@vague lion are u still in the summit

[tawdry frigate]

ur a high schooler i will destroy u for being in this server

[vague lion]

yes

[tawdry frigate]

go shower or something

[brisk halo]

dw i destroyed my own dreams

[trim vigil]

@tawdry frigate hazing the highschoolers

[cyan garnet]

anything interesting going on?

[trim vigil]

LMAOO

[vague lion]

nerd ppl talk

[brisk halo]

HRT summit?

[cyan garnet]

damn ok

[vague lion]

yes

[brisk halo]

nice

[cyan garnet]

I am so scared

[vague lion]

its hella interesting ngl

[brisk halo]

i left after 1pm

[tawdry frigate]

my dad is steve jobs i’ll just blacklist u from apple 😈

[cyan garnet]

I started working for a hackathon so I left

[cyan garnet]

I knew u were fatherless

[tawdry frigate]

he alive

[cyan garnet]

maybe a bit dark eh

[tawdry frigate]

media lying

[cyan garnet]

damn

[trim vigil]

true, im his father

[cyan garnet]

does he call you daddy

[trim vigil]

[sinful locust]

it is

@cyan garnet works for apple now

[hearty river]

@cyan garnet works for apple now

[sinful locust]

@cyan garnet works for apple now

[cyan garnet]

I will make apple products free 👐

[sinful locust]

yes

[sinful locust]

heartless

great song

[cyan garnet]

agreed

[sinful locust]

@midnight sonnet

bruh

@hearty river

[cyan garnet]

@fickle drift

bro

[hearty river]

@midnight sonnet

[cyan garnet]

that article mad interesting

not article

some kind of docs

[fickle drift]

😂

[cyan garnet]

but still

[fickle drift]

you like OOD design patterns?

[sinful locust]

@hearty river

[fickle drift]

everyone hates them

[midnight sonnet]

Yes my dear baller

[cyan garnet]

seems simple

[sinful locust]

i like them

[sinful locust]

sorry

[midnight sonnet]

:(

[brisk halo]

object-oriented design design patterns 😂

[fickle drift]

😐

ok

[sinful locust]

hows the grind

[midnight sonnet]

Yes my dear name twin

Uhh failing test cases rn trynna merge my PR b4 the weekend

[sinful locust]

gotcha

[midnight sonnet]

Wbu baller man

[sinful locust]

doing decent

at the hrt conference

[midnight sonnet]

There's a HRT confm

Fuck

[sinful locust]

bipoc

@hearty river join

[cyan garnet]

I got free merch lol

[sinful locust]

@cyan garnet is here too

[sand pendant]

did they mention anything worth noting since the start

[cyan garnet]

@clever grail found me in the conference

[sinful locust]

apps open in 2 wks

brace yourself

[sinful locust]

i found you

[midnight sonnet]

Link me

[brisk halo]

@fickle drift OOD bad racket win

[midnight sonnet]

@sinful locust where

[cyan garnet]

[sinful locust]

one sec

[sand pendant]

woah ,I thoughr they would touch on this in the 4 pm event

[fickle drift]

W

[vague lion]

they favour juniors

[sinful locust]

they mentioned in networking

yeah juniors are favored

[vague lion]

while they "have hired sophmores" they tend to stick to juniors

[sand pendant]

that's good to know

[sinful locust]

juniors who are cracked in LC, stats, and prob

c++ or python

[vague lion]

they dont favour a degree

[sand pendant]

did they say this lol

[sinful locust]

nah

im saying

[sand pendant]

ohk

[clever grail]

gg

[rapid swan]

bruh the hoodie is goated

cant believe they have the money for that

[brisk halo]

it has BIPOC at the front

[sinful locust]

yea idk if ill be ready

cant do lc hard

[rapid swan]

yeah and

[brisk halo]

im asian

[rapid swan]

ally

unless ur racist

[brisk halo]

also like full orange is ugly tbh

[rapid swan]

[brisk halo]

yeah i hate my own race /s

[rapid swan]

dam

its ok I'll take it

[cyan garnet]

I got hoodie shirt hat and slides

[rapid swan]

ayeeeee same

[cyan garnet]

I will never wear the hat or shirt probs

[rapid swan]

the best merch

[cyan garnet]

but slides and hoodie

🥵

[brisk halo]

wait this isn't #careers

[rapid swan]

the slides are OP

[cyan garnet]

facts

hrt slides

[rapid swan]

shh

[rapid swan]

bruh I love shamelessly wearing merch for companies I cant get into

its funny to me

[sinful locust]

lol

[brisk halo]

there's no omegalul emote on this server 😔

[sinful locust]

ppl ask you if youre an hrt intern

[rapid swan]

yeah I definitely got this hrt shirt bc Im an intern

[sinful locust]

:omegalol:

[cyan garnet]

SAME

[rapid swan]

🚿

[sinful locust]

SAME

[brisk halo]

i have a js shirt that i wear to bed

[rapid swan]

ur in js in ur dreams

based

[mystic depot]

still got no shipping confirmation on my hrt swag i got approval tho so i guess i gotta wait

[brisk halo]

ur a highschooler you're being discriminated because of age

[near swallow]

cringe emote

[cyan garnet]

😔

[near swallow]

All we need is kekw

[brisk halo]

🚿

[cyan garnet]

and wazowski starre

[rapid swan]

nitro carry

[hearty river]

WOMP

[rapid swan]

[rapid swan]

YAKUNAA

hi

[cyan garnet]

facts

[near swallow]

[cyan garnet]

[hallow scroll]

:kirbow: :kirbow: :kirbow:

[cyan garnet]

[rapid swan]

:kirbow: :kirbow: :kirbow:

[hallow scroll]

[cyan garnet]

[rapid swan]

[cyan garnet]

[rapid swan]

[brisk halo]

this isn't jigglypuff 🤔

[rapid swan]

is there a summer 2023 intern process channel

or r we just using summer 2022

[sinful locust]

https://www.amazon.jobs/en/jobs/1909820/engineering-intern?cmpid=SPLICX0248M&utm_source=linkedin.com&utm_campaign=cxro&utm_medium=social_media&utm_content=job_posting&ss=paid

Twitch opens internship application

different than amazon?

[sand pendant]

yeah

[sinful locust]

damn

[sand pendant]

it's a subsidiary company of amazon

so they have their own hiring process

[sinful locust]

wasnt this posted in like february or march

does cooldown apply or no

when does cooldown apply? evne when ur resume rejected/

i dont think so

when resume rejected u can reapply

[sinful locust]

I found twitch posted the job on LinkedIn 10 hours ago or so.

[sinful locust]

Cooldown doesn't apply to resume rejection

yes

thats what i said

lol

[near swallow]

Not around yet i would say wait

Just post here and flex i guess

!process yahkunazon offer

[final forum]

You can only use this command in 2022_winter_intern_process, 2022_summer_intern_process, 2022_grad_process, 2022_fall_intern_process

[earnest hatch]

Twitch didn't open internship apps, this is an old listing. They only post jobs on Twitch.tv/jobs and Untapped.

[tawdry frigate]

lmao linkedins a terrible company why u flexing

cope

ratio

L

the gangs all here @fickle drift @brisk halo @trim vigil

[cyan garnet]

what unicorns can i apply for

for summer 2023

[rapid swan]

arent u in high school

[cyan garnet]

yes

[trim vigil]

[cyan garnet]

but i will have 3 internships

[rapid swan]

wtf

[cyan garnet]

so i want a unicorn for summer 2023

or try to get one

[trim vigil]

which

[rapid swan]

why are ppl so young

[tawdry frigate]

ultra sweat

🚿🚿🚿

[rapid swan]

go play outside

[cyan garnet]

startups

[rapid swan]

[trim vigil]

go play fortnite

[cyan garnet]

codedex (maybe)

[rapid swan]

literally

[cyan garnet]

our wave

and another startup

[rapid swan]

wtf

[cyan garnet]

shit game

it got ruined

[rapid swan]

gonna be honest idk any unicorns that recruit high schoolers?

bloomberg does invite only hs interns I think

[cyan garnet]

oh no shit imma apply for uni programs

[rapid swan]

[rapid swan]

how

they will background check ur degree

🤥

[trim vigil]

they dont

[tawdry frigate]

they’re coping

[trim vigil]

wait do they

[tawdry frigate]

[rapid swan]

they do

Im pretty sure

[trim vigil]

wtf are they gonna find im out im lying about being a senior

[cyan garnet]

i wont lie

[fickle drift]

😂😂😂

[rapid swan]

I-

[trim vigil]

😳

[rapid swan]

ur a senior in credits

[fickle drift]

@cyan garnet what’s the best school on the east coast

[cyan garnet]

or i will cold email

[rapid swan]

just say that

[fickle drift]

Only one right answer

[rapid swan]

TRUE

[fickle drift]

Don’t get it wrong

[rapid swan]

😻

[cyan garnet]

yahkuna university

[trim vigil]

yea my university

[fickle drift]

[rapid swan]

true

[trim vigil]

[tawdry frigate]

what’s the best school in boston @cyan garnet

[fickle ivy]

boston university

[fickle drift]

L

[tawdry frigate]

[fickle drift]

[rapid swan]

oh nah

no co op

L school

thatsjust the way it is 🙄

imagine not graduating with 5 internships

[cyan garnet]

yahkuna university (boston campus)

[rapid swan]

yahkunazon feeder?

🥶🥶

[cyan garnet]

yessir

[rapid swan]

LETSGOOO

[cyan garnet]

should i apply to neo

for jokes

[rapid swan]

do it

[cyan garnet]

i would probs get an offer too thats the thing

or response

[rapid swan]

whats neo

[cyan garnet]

they are looking for children to slave

[rapid swan]

idk

[cyan garnet]

uh

[rapid swan]

wtf

[cyan garnet]

search em up

[tawdry frigate]

wait omg leetchad isn’t in this server

rip

[rapid swan]

is it pais

[fickle drift]

He left I think

[rapid swan]

he used to be

[fickle drift]

@trim vigil fixed him

Doxxed****

(Serious)

[rapid swan]

wtf fixed

dam doxxing

society

I could never be doxxed

[cyan garnet]

yes but they will work you to death

and no ot

[rapid swan]

thats scary

dont apply and encourage them

[cyan garnet]

i wanna go to japan next year

[rapid swan]

bruh the fact that sweatshop companies exist is messed up

[trim vigil]

[rapid swan]

weeb

[cyan garnet]

its a meme company

[rapid swan]

they dont have subtitles irl

[cyan garnet]

idk how they are even a unicorn

[cyan garnet]

sadly

[tawdry frigate]

oh wait he still here

just not under leetchad name

[trim vigil]

hes under his

[tawdry frigate]

ye

[rapid swan]

legend

[tawdry frigate]

legned used to also be here 💀💀

maybe he changed name

#careers too sweaty 💀

[rapid swan]

he mightve left

[tawdry frigate]

f

[fickle drift]

nah he's here

[brisk halo]

🏆

[tawdry frigate]

we just took over this channel

not a single soul has spoken

[brisk halo]

our uni taking over cscareers

[cyan garnet]

and a hs

[crimson whale]

go touch grass

[cyan garnet]

no I am working on a hackathon

[crimson whale]

Touch grass then go work on the hackathon

[cyan garnet]

gym is open till 11 today

so later

[crimson whale]

grass not the gym

[cyan garnet]

I will touch grass going to gym

I need to wake up early tmrw for the setup day for internship

7:30

[mystic depot]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-working-out-workout-situp-cat-gif-25374202

[cyan garnet]

cat a mood

[crimson whale]

Copesen

[cyan garnet]

true

[astral dew]

Citadel care about gpa?

[crimson whale]

BSed

[coarse marten]

I touched too much grass today

It was counter productive

Hang out for 5 hours with my coworkers. All of these mfs were drinking

@gentle latch

I don't drink

Anymore

I am a fervent believer that alcohol and grinding cognitive stuff is not compatible

[mystic depot]

https://tenor.com/view/think-smart-gif-22411928

couldn't have said it better myself

classic bog wisdom lmao

[crimson whale]

No

[coarse marten]

I was at 0-5

1-5

Let me check again

I might have been at 0-6

1-5, yes

0-5

[lethal badger]

I was 0-4 and then 2-6

[coarse marten]

2-4

Or 2/6

But not 2-6 I believe

[sand pendant]

Did anyone here get into DT Emerge Summit?

[sinful locust]

for what?

oh gotcha

[proud whale]

Yes

[devout jewel]

bro don’t pull the same shit like me at apple

9x interviews at apple

PAIN

[lethal swift]

What’s 0-6?

[gentle latch]

0 matches to the 6 hosts at Google that looked at their profile

[lethal swift]

Rip

[devout jewel]

get 8 rejections to get one offer

[weak wadi]

you got an offer?

[devout jewel]

yea i got an offer lol

[weak wadi]

LETS GOOOO

[devout jewel]

im interning there rn lol

[weak wadi]

ay nice, I remember last summer every week you were talking about the FAANGS you were interviewing for

I’m also chillin at my dream job since last year

are you afraid of not getting a return or is the future of the company scaring you

lowkey I think every company is getting clapped right now so you’re not alone

Netflix got hit the hardest

[devout jewel]

haha we finally made it bois

meta won't die personally

[weak wadi]

META’s got a head start on some of the most promising technology though so I think they’ll be fine

[devout jewel]

i never understood netflix

value

like bro it's just streaming LOL

i don't think so

i heard retuning interns are good

according to my friend

[weak wadi]

i forget how META’s system works

is it a guaranteed headcount for every intern

[devout jewel]

really i thought they considered them as new grad for 2023 season

[weak wadi]

or is it based off some other metric like they only take x amount

bro I pray though, keep grinding and you’ll get it

If you don’t come join me at MSFT

we don’t offer quick promotions but at least we have guaranteed headcount

and a stable job

[devout jewel]

nah msft is for boomers

come to apple bro

legit work life balance is goated

im working like 4 hrs to 5 hrs

wlb is team depedent

[weak wadi]

Im working around the same at MSFT

[devout jewel]

ngl i think most faang are good place to rest and vest

even amazon is fine

[weak wadi]

not Netflix rn

[devout jewel]

just switch teams if u don't like it

gg to netflix

again how did netflix get valued so highly

that shit make zero senses to me

why do they have over other companies

[weak wadi]

they had monopoly for a while over all the biggest shows

[weak wadi]

then this happened

all the other companies asked the same shit collectively

[devout jewel]

even then, u just have to buy the licensing for it

[weak wadi]

And made their own streaming service

[weak wadi]

and then investors realized this

and it tanked

[devout jewel]

vc ppl are dumb

no cap

they just throw money on whatever sounds "hip"

[weak wadi]

yeah I think it’s like

[devout jewel]

bro it's manga

ummmm

i live near one

[weak wadi]

GAMMA?

[devout jewel]

bro i fuck with gamma

[weak wadi]

Google, Amazon, Microsoft, Meta, Apple? If Netflix is out Microsoft is back in

They announced a fat package to increase it for the future from what I’ve heard

[devout jewel]

it was 180K

if u had competing offers

not too bad

especially being in seattle

i have no idea

[weak wadi]

i think $150k is standard?

[devout jewel]

wait really?

i would expect lower :kjekw

[lethal swift]

My god dude, wow you’ve like so many internships 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️

Tesla and Cisco too

Congrats man ✌️

[devout jewel]

ty ty

[weak wadi]

yeah Meta and the other GAMMA’s still pay more

[devout jewel]

i still have two more seasons for internships

deciding for fall rn

[weak wadi]

but it’s still good pay for MSFT

[devout jewel]

i graduate in dec 23

since 19

fall 19*

yea i finished all of my gen eds and majority of math courses early

the cs course is hard to coordinate because they r semester specific

[lethal swift]

Where do you have offers from? Apart from AR

[devout jewel]

coinbase

thinking about taking coinbase regardless of the bad PR

[lethal swift]

Oof Coinbase risky

[devout jewel]

bro JS isn't going to take me LOl

yep

also amazon robotics isn't what i wanna do

focus on fintech

coin is better option

[lethal swift]

Did you get a team?

[devout jewel]

also i know what im doing too unlike amazon

yep im on apple pay rn

[lethal swift]

Not there, at AR

The team

Yeah they’re releasing soon

[devout jewel]

still don't know

[lethal swift]

Next week for me

[devout jewel]

i was supposed to know now

oh really

i thought it was this week?

[lethal swift]

Yeah

I got a mail

[devout jewel]

same here

[lethal swift]

Stating next week

[devout jewel]

i must've read it wrong

[lethal swift]

gotchu

Anything I can do to get past for apple 2023 internship

I want a recruiter to take a look at my resume lol

[devout jewel]

Basically black box

Just cold email hiring managers

Bro someone pin my message

I legit say the same thing like 20 times lmao

[sinful locust]

the good thing is u can itnerview 10 times with like 10 different teams right

and usually do they ask lc easies/meds? or hards

like is it amazon type of difficulty

[devout jewel]

Yep

lc easy

[sinful locust]

wait really

wtf

i thought apple was super hard to get into

[devout jewel]

Getting the interview is hard to get tbh

[sinful locust]

ohh

but the actual interview isnt too bad

depending on the team

i guess ill make my resume good fast and apply asap

[devout fractal]

wait is apple starting to look at resumes?

[sinful locust]

nope

august

[devout fractal]

wait srsly

dang

smoge, wish I was cracked

[sinful locust]

im emailing 50 bcc

lmfao

yeah he did

also grad i think

school

thats cause they forwarded the resume

@past comet

main recruiting should happen in aug

[astral dew]

Nah fr

Damn might shoot for apple then

[sinful locust]

it looks to be amazon level

in terms of difficulty

my friend got a high tier apple referral and moved straight to final lmao

which was all behavioral

so no LC

[astral dew]

Ahhh that’s dope

Wait no lc on final???

Yooo

[sinful locust]

yeah that was crazy

thats why

im gonna reach out to 50 teams

and then try to score one

[astral dew]

^

Needa get my resume right then

[sinful locust]

fr i needa get myself straight

[devout fractal]

how are ya'll reaching out to diff teams? pls give the tips 😭

[sinful locust]

linkedin search

[devout fractal]

bet

[midnight sonnet]

Did apps open yet? For non quants

[fickle ivy]

a few did

yea

[devout fractal]

apple mainly

[fickle ivy]

amzn

is open

[sinful locust]

lol hrt event today used brown students resume double hrt intern

they made it up though smh not even a real person

[astral dew]

Bro I dm’d apple recruiter resume a few months ago and she viewed my profile and left me on read 😭😭

[fickle ivy]

double hrt intern

[devout fractal]

oof

[fickle ivy]

i should have said AYO TAKE MINE

lmao

[sinful locust]

yeah but it wasnt real lmao

[fickle ivy]

yeah double hrt intern is impossible

[sinful locust]

no it isnt

[fickle ivy]

obvs its fake

/s

HRT is crazy hard tho

[sinful locust]

nah not rly

just get good at one niche

[fickle ivy]

wddym

ez

[sinful locust]

yeah thats basically it kek

[fickle ivy]

[clever grail]

huh

[fickle ivy]

it wqas a template resume

ig

[clever grail]

look at linkedin

[fickle ivy]

or smth

[sinful locust]

yeah

send

then

[clever grail]

am i trolling

[sinful locust]

it wasnt real lol

ive never heard of a brown student interning at hrt

yet double

[fickle ivy]

why lol

can i be the first 👉 👈

[sinful locust]

because quants dont take from brown

[fickle ivy]

why not

[sinful locust]

faang probably does

[sinful locust]

idk they aim for prestigious cs schools

[fickle ivy]

ive heard quants take from brown bc good math

[sinful locust]

or math heavy schols

hm which ones

[fickle ivy]

brown apma is pretty strong

[sinful locust]

yeah but brown cs bad

[fickle ivy]

not really

[sinful locust]

bruh they copy top school courses

and take 50% of the stuff

so half the content of popular courses

but regardless its a good school and program

[fickle ivy]

why are their salary numbers so high

[sinful locust]

oh i didnt

[fickle ivy]

then

[sinful locust]

who

[fickle ivy]

brown cs's

[sinful locust]

how high is it

also salary isnt the only metric lol

[fickle ivy]

higher than cmu apparently

yeah true but like if the undergrad education makes for good faang candidates

id say its pretty good for outcoems

yeah ig if you are like a cs newbie then maybe brown isn't the best

[sinful locust]

for sure

[fickle ivy]

but if you were a cs newbie you wouldnt be getting in 💀

[sinful locust]

brown is still good though

[fickle ivy]

meh school doesn't matter a whole lot but ive heard from

a few ppl that work in quant and IB

that brown math def helps

bc apma department is super strong

so quants do still recruit from brown

but less

[sinful locust]

oh yeah hes real lmao

hes FT HRT now

[quaint bolt]

desi math

[sinful locust]

but its way more uncommon is what imsa yin

[fickle ivy]

[fickle ivy]

yea

[quaint bolt]

First is always hardest

[sinful locust]

change grad date

[quaint bolt]

I sent out like a hundred apps for my first internship

[sinful locust]

kaushik?

but yeah

FAANG is psosible from anywhere

[fickle ivy]

wat school

i see

[quaint bolt]

Pog another Canadian

[fickle ivy]

any1 else

that you've heard of

[quaint bolt]

they recruit a lot at ours

Wtf how’d you know

Gotta check my walls

When do you start school

Fall this year?

Okay don’t move your grad date earlier

Bc if you don’t have exp it doesn’t matter anyways

Apply to first-year programs

[civic shoal]

What are the chances for JS if you have experience at a bank lol

[quaint bolt]

@cyan garnet you have a fren

[quaint bolt]

Nonzero but also very low

FAANG boosts your chances a lot + top school

[fickle ivy]

nah anyone quant that recrs at brown

apart from JS

[civic shoal]

Gotcha I go to GT

and interning at Goldman but unsure if that makes a difference for JS or anything similar

[fickle ivy]

i see

GT was one of my

top choices

[cyan garnet]

is he gr 10 too

[quaint bolt]

Nah he’s 5yo

[cyan garnet]

OMG

FRIEND

[fickle ivy]

why u friends with 5yo

[civic shoal]

Yeah GT is good for faang but hard for quant

[cyan garnet]

I am 5

[fickle ivy]

whats 5 + 19

[cyan garnet]

@restive fox sup fellow 5 year old

[cyan garnet]

69

[fickle ivy]

confirmed is 5 and watches porn

[quaint bolt]

Idk if Goldman is really a quant feeder like FAANG/big tech is

I also think GT feeds more into big tech than quant too

So ymmv

[devout fractal]

am GT

[civic shoal]

Yeah definitely does

[devout fractal]

and can confirm

[fickle ivy]

georgia

quant

GQ

insteaad of GT

new university

georgia institute of quantology

[devout fractal]

but quant at GT is getting better, they got some JS/Desco/Optiver etc ppl

[quaint bolt]

I just look at whichever company I’m tryna get into and look at the uni/past company list

[civic shoal]

Yeah I know some people at two sigma and Akuna

[devout fractal]

yee

i think there are freshman's at two sig

big brains

[civic shoal]

Yeah best I can do is apply and see lol

[devout fractal]

like actual quant targets? I'll be frank, I'm not into quant tho

[sinful locust]

its fake!

its faaaaakkeeeeeee

faaaaaaaakkkkkkeeeeeeeeeee

[sinful locust]

it isnt actually

it ended up being a real guy

LOL

hes cracked

[sinful locust]

how

[fickle ivy]

man wrote

a fucking

filesystem?

yea that too

[proud whale]

i'm v surprised 2 column was their example lol

[fickle ivy]

its to discourage interns guys

[fickle ivy]

i have an urge to take os

but also its prob not a good idea

[lethal swift]

That’s a class homework at Northeastern💀

[sinful locust]

his projects are nothing special

it’s just a class capstone

or assignment

not that hard lmao

i’m jk haha

it is hard yeah

my projects are meh just three full stack

[boreal forge]

I know that person linkedin

[brisk halo]

there's too many of us here

[spare folio]

Hey guys! Kinda new here. Can someone help me out with the application dates for 2023 summer internships in any firm or university? I'll be joining UCSC's MS in MLP program this fall. Want to know what all I can do to prepare and get an opportunity as soon as possible.

[mystic depot]

100% lmao

[mystic depot]

for dates there is the pitt cs github repo with a list of companies which are open for applications or just about to open

[undone haven]

hey! from personal experiences, how helpful has connecting with recruiters and/or getting referrals been in landing internships?

[vague lion]

u dont if u apply u will get auto rejected, u need to cold email

[cyan garnet]

bro how far back are u backreading

and lets say you get a response from cold emailing and lets per say you get it cuz u passed the interview

do they care how old u are?

[vague lion]

no

no company acc cares how old u are

cause there are ppl in uni who are literally 16(bass for example)

[vague lion]

read the whole chat

im bored

[cyan garnet]

I heard some people who were underage didnt get as many responses because they werent 18

[cyan garnet]

chad

[vague lion]

nah lmao whoever says this, is just coping, like even for visa sponsorship(J1) u dont need to be 18 and the process is the exact same weather ur 15 or 20, and go on linkedin their are mannnnnny ppl under 18 pulling off crazy shit like ik ppl at cruise, nvidia, zon etc.

[cyan garnet]

damn

[vague lion]

any1 do meraki oa yet

[fickle drift]

no 😐

[vague lion]

just did it 2 easy's 1 medium DP (i solved it using basic combinatorics), just make sure to account for special test cases

[fickle drift]

thx

No this parser sucks

nah that one has been trash

for months

i thought they closed their api more recently

[vestal robin]

Just wondering, when do Summer 2023 internships usually open up?

[past comet]

try affinda parser ?

[fickle drift]

many are already open

[coarse marten]

Majority is not open

[past comet]

Yes, they might open is august

[vestal robin]

Is there a site or smth where I could keep track of openings?

[fickle drift]

https://github.com/pittcsc/Summer2023-Internships

[vestal robin]

Thank you 🙏

[quaint bolt]

Go outside

[vague lion]

where theres literally nothing here

i look outside and its just sand

[quaint bolt]

There’s no night life in Dubai?

[vague lion]

eh im not using any of my internship money so like i can but theres literally nothing for me to acc do everything here is like a one time thing

[sinful locust]

haram

[sand pendant]

it has one of the best night life lol

[vague lion]

no lol like i live right by dubai mall and the centre of the city but there really isnt much

everyone just shisha's by the waterfront and calls it a night

[sinful locust]

shisha so ass

[sinful locust]

bruh wdym thats a lot lol

[sand pendant]

you seem to be quite used to that lifestyle that's why.. which city in your opinion has the best night life then?

[sand pendant]

and bro how rich are you to live close to Dubai Mall😳

[sinful locust]

u

[sinful locust]

no

[sand pendant]

?

I wish there were more tech companies in Dubai so I could settle there

[sinful locust]

any city is fun until u live in it for a while

[coarse marten]

What is fun?

[sinful locust]

BS

[coarse marten]

Bs in 1h?

[sand pendant]

well, I stayed in Dubai for 13 years and find it pretty boring once I left🥲

[vague lion]

okay its not like right by dubai mall i live by satwa its like 10 minutes away from difc(where i work)

im only here for the summer for my internship

[sand pendant]

swe internship?

[vague lion]

yea

have u heard of baraka

[coarse marten]

Aren't u in hs?

Mr ayo

[vague lion]

yes incoming freshman

[sand pendant]

oh which company

[uneven sand]

bruh you cracked

[vague lion]

baraka

[sand pendant]

you mean like the word "blessing"?

[sinful locust]

yes

[uneven sand]

anything before hs is op

[vague lion]

😭

[sinful locust]

barakah is blessing

[vague lion]

https://www.ycombinator.com/companies/baraka

[coarse marten]

Before college u mean

[uneven sand]

oops

yea

y combinator

[sand pendant]

my arabic is so bad lol

[vague lion]

laish

min wain inta originally

[uneven sand]

"Commission-Free Investment App" where have i heard this before

[quaint bolt]

Hi, I've been interning at rentech from before I was born

[vague lion]

bro first thing u realize when u come here

[coarse marten]

Robin des bois

[quaint bolt]

How difficult will it be for me to get into Google

[vague lion]

is that everything in the us has a clone here LMAO

search up careem

its literally an uber copy paste

[quaint bolt]

goog oa is braindead

[vague lion]

anghami is like a spotify copy paste

[sand pendant]

where do you originally study and which year are you in?

[uneven sand]

yea there's also the uber clone ola in india lol

[coarse marten]

How difficult will it be for me to get into JPMorgan?

[vague lion]

university of waterloo, year 0(im an incoming freshman)

[uneven sand]

lyft is also an uber clone tho

[quaint bolt]

but you're already in

I still need to do pm

[sinful locust]

ayo by the time u grad'

youll be faang for sure

[vague lion]

faang is boring

[coarse marten]

I start next Tuesday

[sinful locust]

then what do u want

im probably doing startup

[vague lion]

i wna be at stripe or robinhood or hrt or js or something finance related doing some ml / data sci work

[sand pendant]

what's with waterloo kids doing internships even before starting college

[quaint bolt]

I am waterloo kid who didn't do internships before college

[vague lion]

its how we get into waterloo(i still got rejected from cs dk why im saying this )

[coarse marten]

Too bad

[quaint bolt]

I was too busy messing around in hs

[sinful locust]

same

[coarse marten]

Y'all didn't start cf during hs?

[uneven sand]

tbh stripe is getting close to faang

[sinful locust]

no

[sand pendant]

did you need any sponsorship to work in Dubai?

[vague lion]

same

[sinful locust]

also isnt it hard for canadians to work in hft lol

[vague lion]

yes they gave me a work visa

[sand pendant]

what visa is that?

[quaint bolt]

no

y

[sinful locust]

oh i thought visa idk

[uneven sand]

waterloo is a citadel feeder lol

[quaint bolt]

why would js sponsor loo's icpc team if they couldn't hire em

[coarse marten]

Look on LinkedIn

I only saw 2 people

[sand pendant]

just wondering as I want to maybe try for snap Dubai in future lol

[vague lion]

dk it has difc on it and stuff, i dont think its for interns specifically but it allows me to stay for 3 months with it

[quaint bolt]

from loo at cit?

[uneven sand]

second one is citsec

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