2023_summer

[dense tinsel]

but its not too late

i can still get decently good i think over a summer;s length

[gaunt turtle]

@dense tinsel I would focus on networking w startups

If u want actual advice

Not usaco

And work on a tech stack

[spark hearth]

usaco if u want quant

[dense tinsel]

no way lmao

im bronze bro

i started rly late but i dont think its TOO late

hoenstly if i didnt start now then itd be too late once this summer is over

[lean pewter]

i mean ngl ik a ton of ppl who made plat w/o coding in middle school, ill say camp is hard tho

[dense tinsel]

obviously i wish i started a few years ago on usaco but no point in looking back

im shit at competitive math

[lean pewter]

that's fine tbh, ngl up to aime idt u really need to be good at math
a lot of my friends made aime by guessing well on amc

[spark hearth]

my skill is luck

[lean pewter]

lmfao, i got 8 on aime w/o really sweating too hard on preparing
i feel like if u solve enough problems, u just kinda know what approach to take for most problem and then get screwed occ when new style of problem comes up
acc overfitting irl

[dense tinsel]

GUYS I THINK I JUST SOLVED A USACO PROBLE

YAY

I THOUGHT IT WAS WEIRD AT FIRST BUT I DID IT

[dense tinsel]

i cant solve a si gnle one

im just not talented at math but im accelerated at it bc i grinded when i was 8

i genuinely dont have "talent" in it

[lean pewter]

nah

[dense tinsel]

i see some of y friends who made usamo have like some innate mathematical sense

[lean pewter]

like if u practice enough i think

[dense tinsel]

which i dont have for math at all

[lean pewter]

u will be fine, like u can start aops now and u prob can make aime by end of hs

[lean pewter]

that being said i do agree that after a certain level there is some talent involved, like ik ppl who made aime as 2nd or 3rd grader or got 13 on aime as 11 yr old those type of ppl r just gifted

[spark hearth]

danyul, I think you're overestimating what neclo can do

[dense tinsel]

bruh its so annoying having to submit usaco solutions with like

file io goofy shit

LET ME COOK

tf?

dude ur high lol

no offense

maybe u were some genius in H S

8 or 9 on aime is rly difficult unless u grind a lot

if its "automatic" then im retarded

and im sure im not retarded

[lean pewter]

nah like the math knowledge expected isnt really anything beyond the scope of hs math class, it's more just about creativity and seeing tricks/patterns behind problems

[upbeat cradle]

Is it going on rn

[sinful locust]

Anyone at splunk?

[lone night]

A Tesla recruiter reached out for an autopilot internship, he keeps asking for my availability for an interview with the team but then doesn’t respond/schedule it. Any advice?

Happened twice so far, he said the team was busy but it’s been like 2 weeks of this

[raw tusk]

Is it required that you have one semester left to complete when you enroll in an internship? or you can you graduate with an internship?

[hallow scroll]

Depends on the company just read the description and see

Some do some don’t

[sinful locust]

they took a while for me

but they did book

[dense tinsel]

no

am just practicing

i solved another one that works in my ide but not when i submit

which is insanely goofy

[lone night]

Damn ok, fingers crossed

Unfortunately this is for a summer role starting sometime in June so it’s getting kinda tight

Idk but he first contacted me in mid April asking abt qualifications, then again to interview like 2-3 weeks ago

[spark hearth]

they need to fill hc

[sinful locust]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM2LpjAWq/

this is os fucking bad

how do i revert back

[lean pewter]

If u have a backup offer u could sign that and just renege if u somehow get offer

[brazen lantern]

its only kpmg rt

[spark hearth]

krishna is at meta

[hallow scroll]

Krishna is at google

[earnest hatch]

Did you just work dox him

[spark hearth]

yes

krishna will be the only meta male who gets return offer

[uneven sand]

meta man

[gentle latch]

https://tenor.com/view/meta-knight-kirby-gif-18287797

[lean pewter]

my summer internship hasn't even started yet and im already interviewing for next summer this shit is cursed

[spark hearth]

what companies

[fresh temple]

Only companies interviewing rn are through recruiter pipelines you should feel lucky

also IB recruits like two years in advance 🤷‍♀️

[lethal sand]

IB?

[fresh temple]

Investment banking

[sinful locust]

international bachelorette or investment banking

PE would be: physical education or private equity

[plain sleet]

hey! anyone joining societe generale @NY this summer for their internship? would love to connect! any other NY interns wanna connect, open to that too! 🙂

[gentle latch]

Hey! Here's a server for nyc interns
https://discord.gg/dpnMEdbBq9

[quiet locust]

does anyone know whether Intel needs export license for sde interns?

[midnight fable]

I guess it depends on your native country

[feral oar]

Have you applied to intel sde intern? I have applied to them but getting rejected for every role😢. I am international

[quiet locust]

I reached out directly to the HM of the team

[feral oar]

How? Did you interview with them?

[granite fulcrum]

relatable 🥲

[lean pewter]

Nah it wasn’t recruiter pipeline, it was bridgewater

[twin sandal]

ia or ie?

[lean pewter]

Investment engineer

[twin sandal]

im scheduling discussion rnd rn

check dm

[lean pewter]

I’m prob just gonna ask my cracked friend who did fall there to give me pointers

[spark hearth]

can i befriend your cracked friend?

[twin sandal]

they asked if i wanted to do ia

interviews

but that sounds so ass

idrw study hedge fund technicals

lbos n shit

[sinful locust]

Endorsi on the move

[spark hearth]

💀

[livid atlas]

Who endorsi?

[sinful locust]

Guy who tried to help a noob show his thought process during an interview so he streamed it and got sued and banned

[hot venture]

Lol fr?

How does someone get sued

For that

[spark hearth]

nda

[bright rune]

Do US companys not allow applications through email? dafuq. I looking at companys for internship, but no emails are given out like wot. why dafuq is it so hard to find a simple email lol

[spark hearth]

bc email bad

[spark hearth]

you can cold email small companies yes

[gentle latch]

Cracked guy who's doing google and snap internships

[sinful locust]

Cracked guy who streamed interview and got sued

[lean pewter]

Wait that’s hilarious

[fickle ivy]

2024channel where 2024channel where 2024channel where 2024channel where 2024channel where 2024channel where 2024channel where 2024channel where

[north trout]

TRUE

it appears 2023 was created on june 1st

new 2024 btw

https://epic.avature.net/Careers/FolderDetail/Verona-Wisconsin-United-States-Software-Developer-Intern-Summer-2024/23429

just pulling from pittcsc

no sponsorship

[livid atlas]

Wait this guy sounds wild lmao

[spark hearth]

endorsi

[north trout]

imagine how many viewers for Google swe twitch stream

[sinful locust]

this rxcky dude collecting every offer

[hallow scroll]

Yeah endorsi cracked

[gentle latch]

Wait ricky and endorsi are the same?

[hallow scroll]

Nah@

[torpid tartan]

anyone still have the vid lol

[hallow scroll]

Aack just says it

[gentle latch]

Maybe yahkub does lol idk

[torpid tartan]

haha I need it for educational purposes

[pseudo knoll]

do u have the vid ??

[earnest hatch]

It's available on his onlyfans

[hallow scroll]

guy gets FUCKED by companies legal team

[flint moon]

For anyone who applied to Netflix Pathways Bootcamp, did you receive any response about their decision?

[spark hearth]

@sinful locust

[bright rune]

Why are internships always so discribed so specific? Like why do they put in summer/fall internship for 8-10 weeks? Does that mean they dont want anyone that needs a internship for 20 weeks? Like i emailed a company, and they boldly assumed i want a summer internship and its allready taken. Then i responded no i need one starting from september for 20 weeks fulltime. then i got redirected lul.

I asume its because its based off schools their periods of time where students need to follow a internship no? and those companys offer internships for those specifically? Looks odd. In the netherlands its more general, and we talk about the duration/start of the internship. rather than putting it straight into the title of the internship offer.

coop?

[brazen nacelle]

There’s a lot that goes into it

One major thing is budget

[thorn quartz]

but thats rxcky not endorsi

i think you got the wrong guy pal

[fickle ivy]

is a 3.5

gpa

bad for quant

?

[sinful locust]

Rxcky is endorsi

[thorn quartz]

@sharp sedge what is your response to the allegations

[thorn quartz]

no hes not

[sinful locust]

He is

He turns on webcam, you’ll see endorsi

[fickle ivy]

wydm

like is it fine for liek

mid tier quants

optiver akuna imc

etc

what does citadel want

shitsec wants 3.7+ ?

tf

[simple garden]

@bitter cradle yo

[fickle ivy]

ig im retarded

💀

from brown ?

yea

[simple garden]

do u bet on nba stuff big bro

[fickle ivy]

im just stupid and taking harder classes than i can handle

i got a B today with 89.22 / 90

tryna get rounded

yeah

who needs cit

if I can get

uh

SIG

or JS

idk

also anyone know what to do when it comes to PE

dyk anywhere where its super strong

it was 3.5

hm

fuck

for sum24?

what abt sum25

or VC interns

ok

wait uh for

citsec trader

is 3.5 ok

not swe

no

😭

even if i take hard clas?

shittadel fuck

fuck shittadel

what if I put major gpa as

hm

fuck

3.67 is my econ gpa

and 3.25 for cs

im stoopid

i wanna go from

quant -> pe -> mgmt

or some pipeline

like that

maybe vc instead of pe

but im also thinking quant -> mba -> mgmt

idk

im stupid

ye but lateral transfers in finance happen

no

?

shud i try to go quant -> vc -> mgmt or quant -> mba -> mgmt

or liek

what

idk

or swe -> vc -> mgmt

what are they

i have 0 clue abt what im saying

like idek what ppl do after quant

do u just like

what does that mean

i thought most ppl left after like 25

26 ma

max

i might be trippin

prob trippin

[open locust]

Fasho trippin

[fickle ivy]

so

what do ppl do

just chill as trader

for ages ?

[open locust]

Ezzzz mode

[fickle ivy]

@hidden wolf brown

💀 yeah but i take 5 stem a sem and no pass fail

im stupid

why lmao

brown is supposed to be ez

im just stupid and got raped by two profs

MIT CMUscs idk

tfw

hm

citsec is lowkey big tho

bc ipo

i dont wanna get rid of it

maybe my prof will be nice and let me

😭

dyt they wont even interview

w a 3.5 ?

yeah fair enough

man either stem@brown is a lot harder than ppl think or im braindead

idk which one it is

yeah just hoping for like

optiver

then I can hopefully get like js sig hrt jr year

you cooked at dining halls thats fire

yeah i got to behavioral next year

they said cannot move to trader bc first year

i applied as first yr grad in 2025

so hoepfully if i apply as 2025 again this year i can get it

🤷‍♂️

why

whats wrong w virtu

singapore vintern is fire

winter

[safe minnow]

💀

[fickle ivy]

wrong direction

💀

yea no i mean like

the person

[safe minnow]

Did you do a Singapore location?

It’s weird cuz

If you did c1

You probably started early

It’s also like

Not the same as a full summer intern no?

[fickle ivy]

dyk where

u can find

the scripts

[safe minnow]

Is this for swe?

[fickle ivy]

owo

fire makes sense

what if im first

😭

[safe minnow]

[fickle ivy]

and dont have friends who are going to be applying to quant this year

🤷‍♂️ ig we push

talk to ppl here

[safe minnow]

Make some more friends

Mosp?

[fickle ivy]

the quant ppl at brown can be

uh

interesting

i play poker w a lot of em

[safe minnow]

🤔

Tbf

Nvm

[warm kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/special-week-uma-uma-musume-gif-26028416

[vale flume]

Anyone interviewed at Vidyard for a Software Developer Intern role?

[brazen lantern]

sheesh

[gentle latch]

congrats on facebook

[sinful locust]

Dam congrats

Rare Krishna W

[gentle latch]

Be nice to mr krishna

[sinful locust]

.

[spark hearth]

it's meta not facebook

[gentle latch]

I can say whatever i want

[real sedge]

Juda villain arc 😈

[gentle latch]

I always mained ganon in smash bros
I was always secretly a villain

[uneven sand]

@sinful locust can i get some robux pls

[thorny umbra]

In a FAANG interview how do they usually let you know if you move on to the next interview? Just a message back within a few days?

[sinful locust]

🙄

[ripe dawn]

The time-frame in which you're likely to receive a response regarding the progress of your application will largely vary depending on the role and the company that you are vying to work for. Perhaps if you provide more information I can do my best to potentially reach a more deterministic conclusion. To follow up on typical communication policies regarding the application process, it is more than likely that you will receive an e-mail to the account specified when you applied through the posting.

[spark hearth]

are you mocking nick01?

💀 ☠️ 💀

[lean pewter]

P quick if it’s not Amazon lol

At least let me schedule final or not ghost me when I ask if I can reschedule cancelled final

[spark hearth]

danyul, whats ur race

[lean pewter]

Guess

[spark hearth]

i want to say asian but

[lean pewter]

lol I’m asian
ur either the greatest psychic or be the greatest racial profiler on earth /j

[spark hearth]

💀

there are many types of asians

which asian are you

[lean pewter]

guess

[spark hearth]

this one is hard because there's nothing to base off of

my first guess would have to be the most popular asian race: chinese

[lean pewter]

nope

[lean pewter]

Pigeonhole principle

[spark hearth]

that is unlucky

are you east asian?

[lean pewter]

yes lol

[spark hearth]

there's no way you're japanese, unless

[lean pewter]

Yamete Kudasai

[spark hearth]

omg you are either anime watcher or japanese

[lean pewter]

The world will never know

[spark hearth]

send your mal

[spark hearth]

@sinful locust what race is danyul

[hearty river]

[sinful locust]

Danyul is Mongolian

[spark hearth]

wtf how do u know

@lean pewter can you do mongolian throat singing

are you a descendant of genghis khan?

Nick01, you've been typing for 10 minutes now

[ripe dawn]

These are great questions! I myself am not quantifiably familiar with these concepts to provide an objectively adept response to the degree that you might be looking for. As for a wide range of general advice - which it seems your questions are mainly concerning - you would find it more beneficial to find respectively niche articles online pertaining to the concepts that you wish to learn more about. As for your tangential note regarding the advancements in AI and data science to revolutionize meteorology it is most definitely possible and would make a great side project. My personal recommendation with regards to developing the latter model would be through utilizing support vector machines due to the exponentially dynamic dimensional variables that pertain to tracking weather patterns to a degree of accuracy. Best of luck in your endeavours.

[sinful locust]

Inuit

[spark hearth]

stop the cap

[sinful locust]

He is

I’m serious

[spark hearth]

no ur not

[sinful locust]

@lean pewter confirm it

I was in his class

@gentle latchh

[gentle latch]

Danyul's race is palantir

[spark hearth]

what machine learning model is best?

[gentle latch]

My race is mario kart

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/925106170912448535/1098141934863790180/mario-movie-toad.gif

[sinful locust]

chat gpt 5.0 ?

[spark hearth]

@sinful locust that is insulting

[spark hearth]

Nick01 would never use something like chatgpt to formualte responses

[sinful locust]

@rustic topaz

[gentle latch]

Why dontuwant ppl to know u work at a cracked company?

[sinful locust]

Too easy to find who i am

[spark hearth]

@sinful locust are you cracked?

[gentle latch]

Ppl can find who i am and i dont care
Just be like me

[sinful locust]

Im not as good as you

I’m not finn

[gentle latch]

I even posted my instagram profile

[spark hearth]

NICKADAO AVACADO

https://tenor.com/view/nikocado-avocado-nikocado-gif-19820487

that's now he lost weight

[gentle latch]

Yes

[spark hearth]

wtf

[sinful locust]

@wise prism can you ban goku

That’s the wrong judah

[frigid gate]

why do you tag me

[lean pewter]

I’m actually biracial, ncr and intuit

[sinful locust]

Hoàng Thùy Linh

[frigid gate]

what ?

[lean pewter]

Can’t be doxxing urself here

Ncr numbah one!!

[frigid gate]

mfs trolling through company slack

💀

ncr is good one

NCR corporation

nope

my friend works there this summer

super chill

ok my friend is also intl so nope

[ripe dawn]

An objective understanding of how machine learning models are developed would prove beneficial to showcase the disparate variety in their use cases. In short, different models are optimized for different tasks, for example if you wanted to utilize deep learning to arrive at potential conclusions linked to your datasets it would be best to use a Convolutional Neural Network or a Boltzmann Machine. If you wanted to perform dimensionality reduction on your datasets it would be best to use a Principal Component Regression or a Quadratic Discriminant Analysis. As can be seen different models pertain to different scenarios and as a result there is no quantifiable way to support reasoning for a "best" model. My personal favorite machine learning model is the Naive Bayes, due to ease of implementation with a respectively competitive degree of accuracy.

[sinful locust]

im tryna build a distributed system with go, maybe a GFS-style store. Currently getting through "Distributed Services with Go" this summer. Good idea?

[sinful locust]

What’s the best model for creating a chatbot that simps for lebron

[spark hearth]

is there a machine learning model that can overtake chatpgpt?

[spark hearth]

they are all easy

[ripe dawn]

If your goal is to create a chatbot you may want to explore the benefits of LSTM models with regards to natural language processing. I, however, would recommend researching the benefits of generative pre-training transformer models that are used to develop complex large language models such as Chat-GPT.

[spark hearth]

the hardest class i took was android development

what

[ripe dawn]

A largely theoretically researched understanding of how machine learning models work would be required to derive a model that could "overtake" Chat-GPT. My understanding of machine learning is mainly practical and as such I fear your question may be outside the bounds of my understanding.

[spark hearth]

nooooooooooooo

[spark hearth]

what does your work pertain at HRT?

[sinful locust]

Kalmar Union

[uneven sand]

did he get hair implants

[ripe dawn]

In short, I convert theoretical algorithmic models developed by the research teams to the realm of practical use case. It is my job to ensure that these models are able to run in fractions of a second to fill orders worth millions of pounds - or the respective currency in question.

[spark hearth]

are the models good?

[uneven sand]

id hope so lol

[uneven sand]

also do you get a pnl cut of the models

[ripe dawn]

While I cannot disclose the success rate of the models that are presented to us, a good majority of them are able to yield over 55% success rates on open markets given normalizing conditions.

[spark hearth]

thank you nick01. how much bonus do you get at hrt

[uneven sand]

bro asking TC OR GTFO 💀

[lean pewter]

TC OR GTFO

[uneven sand]

hrt seems like a cool place tho

unfortunately i don't have cpp experience

[ripe dawn]

I cannot disclose that information as it could potentially be in violation of a non-disclosure agreement that I didn't read and blindly signed.

[spark hearth]

lies

[uneven sand]

i can code in c++ but i don't have professional experience in it

so my experience doesn't really count lol

[spark hearth]

nick01 has experience

[spark hearth]

how can I get into hrt?

[hearty river]

@spark hearth

hello my offspring

[spark hearth]

you have many offsprings

@ripe dawn are you a workaholic

[uneven sand]

@ripe dawn does hrt generally look for a lot of c++ experience in industry hires or do they take the approach of getting good engineers they can train on the job

[ripe dawn]

OS fundamentals, an understanding of low level system design, and a solid foundational understanding of developing optimized code utilizing respective data-structures and algorithms.

[lean pewter]

@ripe dawn does hrt generally look for a lot of c++ experience in industry hires or do they take the approach of getting good engineers they can train on the job

[uneven sand]

[sinful locust]

@ripe dawn does hrt generally look for a lot of c++ experience in industry hires or do they take the approach of getting good engineers they can train on the job

[ripe dawn]

The former, there are a good amount of engineers that I work with that develop in Python.

[hearty river]

@sinful locust

[hallow scroll]

Did u reject cb

[sinful locust]

Why does your name say full

[ripe dawn]

Yes, unfortunately.

[sinful locust]

You will with gary

[hallow scroll]

[spark hearth]

@ripe dawn i thought you graduated, why did you apply to an internship

[hallow scroll]

I think he’s masters

[spark hearth]

oh

[uneven sand]

OSTEP

[spark hearth]

OSTEP

[ripe dawn]

I am a graduate student at the University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign, majoring in Computer Science.

[sinful locust]

OSTAIR

[sinful locust]

Urbana-Champagne

[uneven sand]

uiuc > gtech

[spark hearth]

Why did you choose UIUC over other colleges

[ripe dawn]

Ideally from the degree program that you are registered to.

[uneven sand]

you're an english major?

add cs

triple major

drop english

you already speak it

[ripe dawn]

It's Urbana–Champaign I didn't misspell.

[random coral]

does anyone have the google discord for interns ?

[sinful locust]

You did misspell but it’s fine, people make that mistake a lot

[hearty river]

@sinful locust

[lean pewter]

*Urban champagne

[ripe dawn]

Champaign is a county residing within the city limits of Urbana Illinois. You may be confusing it with the alcoholic party beverage 'champagne'.

[ripe dawn]

Supposedly ranked top 5 and I can take the courses online.

[sinful locust]

Champagne is a county residing within the city limits of Urbana Illinois. You may be confusing it with the alcoholic party beverage 'champaign'.

[spark hearth]

i did not know uiuc is online

@ripe dawn do you get monday off

[ripe dawn]

Ah you're proverbially 'pulling my leg'. Very funny.

[spark hearth]

@ripe dawn what is your race?

[hearty river]

[gentle latch]

Someone in this chat works at 2 sigma btw

[sinful locust]

@ripe dawn are you racist

[ripe dawn]

I think it's Spring Bank Holiday for us, however, I cannot be sure.

I work on holidays.

[spark hearth]

why do you work on holidays?

[ripe dawn]

To free up time during the week.

[spark hearth]

what's your base salary

[ripe dawn]

I'll say my base is over a couple hundred thousand pounds, however, I am sure many of you in the states will make more than me when you all graduate.

[hearty river]

but for eu thats rich

[lean pewter]

[clear aspen]

[spark hearth]

how can i be like you?

[ripe dawn]

Honestly, with the lifestyle I lead I would probably be more stress-relieved and similarly financially stable if I worked at a local grocery store.

[ripe dawn]

Chasing the money often require sacrifices that now looking back I would never have made.

My advice. Go out and Live.

[spark hearth]

i want to be like you

[ripe dawn]

In what regard?

[clear aspen]

[spark hearth]

be smart and earn lots of money

[sinful locust]

Yo

[ripe dawn]

You'll also have no time to spend that money, no social life outside your time-consuming job and a deteriorating sanity.

[sinful locust]

Can you guys stop

[clear aspen]

Worth it

[ripe dawn]

I'm not sure what that is. Sorry.

[spark hearth]

but you can retire early

[simple garden]

@sinful locust stop

[ripe dawn]

Honestly its not all that bad. I think I may have hyperbolized. Genuinely as long as you have hobbies that you enjoy a good company will support you in your endeavors.

[harsh turret]

What hobbies does HRT support lol

like what do you do outside your job

[sinful locust]

fuck hrt

and all that quant bullshit

they can all suck my ass

[ripe dawn]

Developing quantitative neural networks for financial engineering

[harsh turret]

Bruhhh

[ripe dawn]

Just Kidding Haha. I guess Elden Ring and the Legend of Zelda.

[harsh turret]

why you hatin

[harsh turret]

you trid out the new game

[ripe dawn]

I'm still playing Breath of the Wild. Hoping I can start Tears of the Kingdom in a couple weeks.

[sinful locust]

how about u sit down

and keep on getting rejected

from bob's computershop

[harsh turret]

lmfao who tf is this no name

[sinful locust]

lmao im the no name around here now?

💀

so og that new comers think im a no name

[simple garden]

theyre right

[sinful locust]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1055713491945795624.webp?size=300&quality=lossless

[simple garden]

bro did u come to office today

[sinful locust]

i did

[simple garden]

i was looking for you

went to every floor at 14

[sinful locust]

my on-boarding buddy was up my ass all day

im on the 17th floor

[simple garden]

Lmao

Pull up to 20

Peace and quiet

[sinful locust]

fo sho

[simple garden]

:chillin:

[sinful locust]

it look nicer too

[simple garden]

Ping pong table always empty

[sinful locust]

NO CAP?

u comin bruddah

[simple garden]

no cap 💯

[sinful locust]

on the 17th floor

there are always mfs using the ping pong table

[simple garden]

yo

minju

[sinful locust]

dang

[simple garden]

u have zero ml pubs

its over for you

[sinful locust]

lmao imagine not having any ml pubs

cuckiod

i about ~40 ml pubs

[simple garden]

🧢

[sinful locust]

no cap

[simple garden]

Nah I believe you

Not minju

[sinful locust]

ya minju lyin

mf has a k pop pfp

[simple garden]

It's so over for them they are lying on discord

[sinful locust]

ONG

[sinful locust]

oh legoat

rmb the HRT days

word on the street is that

they were never able to come up w algos as good as ours

me n legoat ran that place

ong

[harsh turret]

wtf yall work at hrt?

[sinful locust]

*worked

[simple garden]

those were good times man

[sinful locust]

ong

[simple garden]

now i spend all day talking to kpop pfps

on discord

yo lowkey we could troll new people all summer

[sinful locust]

well at least we got a paid out tho

na man

we gotta give back

[harsh turret]

ah yall cappin fr

[simple garden]

he is

[sinful locust]

rmb when we were nefews

i didnt even know what leetcode was

[simple garden]

minju 👋

leetcode is for midwit

[sinful locust]

man gtfo w ur codeforces

[simple garden]

i do open source now

[harsh turret]

bruh got a kpop pfp talking

[simple garden]

hes beyond saving

[sinful locust]

i couldnt give less of a fuck about these quantshops

my chances of getting in are in the negatives

[harsh turret]

but if you got in you would care

[sinful locust]

the more i apply the more negative the odds become

[harsh turret]

dont deny it

[simple garden]

only 6 months till neurIPS

[sinful locust]

if i ever get in

[simple garden]

only need 12 more papers

[sinful locust]

it means its the end of quantshops

it means their bar dropped below the ground

[harsh turret]

bruh you will some dumb fks get in. At least into citadel

[sinful locust]

same can be said for amazon (im at amazon rn)

[sinful locust]

wont

impossible

im a terrible lc monke

im not smart

i can barely talk

im a light weight at everything

[harsh turret]

get smart

[sinful locust]

not everyone is meant to work at these places

[simple garden]

amplify AAPI voices

[sinful locust]

LMAO cope harder

[simple garden]

✊

[sinful locust]

u cant get "smarter" by just working hard

and grinding questions

thats not what these quatnshops look for

[simple garden]

#stopasianhate ✊

[sinful locust]

they look for sharp people

legoat u arent even asian

[harsh turret]

XD dont grind lC after like 150 problems its kinda useless

[sinful locust]

ur stupid

LMAO

[simple garden]

amplify AAPI voices buddy .

[harsh turret]

bruh

[sinful locust]

smh

[simple garden]

?

[sinful locust]

bruh my left nut avalOn

[simple garden]

[sinful locust]

not u legoat

[simple garden]

oh

[sinful locust]

avalOn is

[simple garden]

yeah avalon is finished

its over

[harsh turret]

cuddy going to be working at Radio shack with this mentality

[simple garden]

apply to bridgewater

👍

[sinful locust]

yo i love ur new pfp dude

its such a vibe

legoat why wont rbc hire me

i would legit be happier at rbc than zon

[simple garden]

real

[sinful locust]

lol why you getting worked up? You won't make it if you take comments this personally

[harsh turret]

what am I taking personally lol idgaf if yall succeed

[sinful locust]

can someone define "maing it"

[sinful locust]

i care if u succeed bea

[simple garden]

rbc is rope but i wasnt doing anything there for months kind of nice

[sinful locust]

krishna i was typing up a mean ass comment

but im a new man

[simple garden]

yeah

[sinful locust]

dreamy

[simple garden]

real

[sinful locust]

i love doing nothing

im too poor

[simple garden]

im doing startup

[sinful locust]

fuck anything that requires u to think

i wanna be a zombie

id rather kms

[simple garden]

same

such a funny gif

💀

[harsh turret]

lol why

am I going to be working at aliexpress

[sinful locust]

my project is easier than that

[harsh turret]

or panda express

[sinful locust]

what about me minju

can u predict my employement

can u predict dn as well?

[harsh turret]

damn its like that wow

[sinful locust]

avalOn

are u a first year student?

[harsh turret]

Aight

[sinful locust]

yuh?

[harsh turret]

😦

[sinful locust]

yes or no mf

ansewr the damn question

[harsh turret]

chillll

[sinful locust]

IM GONNA LOSE MY SHIT

IF U DONT ANSWER MY Q

holy

how am i still a lil drunk

its like an hour

HOOOOOOOLY BOIS

[hallow scroll]

i want google

[simple garden]

peebeejaypie

[sinful locust]

i want dn

[hallow scroll]

googllllllllllllllllllle

[sinful locust]

i waaaaaaaaaaaaant dnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[simple garden]

mr juster

[hallow scroll]

yo

[sinful locust]

you know what i want?

a vinyard

ALL I NEED IS A VINEYARD IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE

I DONT GIVE A SINGLE FUCK ABOUT THIS TECH BRO SHIT

[harsh turret]

I'm totally a freshman

[sinful locust]

ya u are u silly goose

freshman dn

[hallow scroll]

honestly i think no internship is better then vinyard

wtf is that

[harsh turret]

wtf does dn stand for

[hallow scroll]

oh

[sinful locust]

i dont like humid air

also there are too many uglies there

[hallow scroll]

i thought u were talking about the company :skull"

[sinful locust]

vineyard

typo

lmao

[simple garden]

freudian slip

[hallow scroll]

yeah im tryna live in the mountains or sum

[sinful locust]

yes, i indeed am

[simple garden]

i met some senior swe at square while i was in sf

[hallow scroll]

where my hug at

[harsh turret]

minju live in compton

[sinful locust]

juster where MY dn at

[simple garden]

bro said he doesnt care abt promo works 2 hours a week and just trades stocks

[hallow scroll]

switzerland top location outcome

[sinful locust]

absolute chad

[simple garden]

i feel like thats the optimal way to be a swe

everything else is rope

[sinful locust]

asian dn

[simple garden]

hes racist

[hallow scroll]

im getting in the shower

[sinful locust]

i figured

[hallow scroll]

without me

[harsh turret]

all fun and games until your hand accidentally throws up a gang sign

[sinful locust]

proof?

prove it

[simple garden]

Amplify AAPI voices 👍

[sinful locust]

i dont need amplify voices

i already hear voices in my head

[harsh turret]

?

[simple garden]

they talk to me

they understand

[sinful locust]

:void:

[harsh turret]

minju you should move to the projects

[simple garden]

@harsh turret yo

[sinful locust]

minju what is it like to be so far up ur own ass?

ive always wondered what it smells like up there

[simple garden]

respect minju

[sinful locust]

NO

respect dn

he called me a rando

[harsh turret]

no

[sinful locust]

thats not funny

[harsh turret]

thats dark ngl

[potent imp]

Does RBC have good brand name for the next coop

[simple garden]

@hearty river

[sinful locust]

k pop looking ass pfp

[potent imp]

Like did it help a lot after

[gloomy plover]

ok this is pretty exciting
this alumni guy who's ceo of this sign-in verification service company from my school joined my school discord
he really wanted me to see a demo of his software product which uses computer vision dashboard integrated with discord bot and asked me for my feedback and such cause my bot does a very similar thing but without the CV/AI
really just felt our visions aligned and idk how would i ask if i could contribute / intern at his company without sounding needy?

[harsh turret]

bruh she's not going to get with you just bc you make her your pfp

touch grass simp

and we touched a nerve LMAO

[simple garden]

its alright. basically big bank a la jpm chase/wells fargo etc.

[clear aspen]

[sinful locust]

yo

long time no dn

[simple garden]

idt name brand matters outside of the big companies and a couple unicorns

as long as u have internship

and are smart

[sinful locust]

ur work experience matters more than the name

[gloomy plover]

for real

i should at this point

i'm in his discord dms too

[simple garden]

@sinful locust 💀

[sinful locust]

what

yus indeed

[simple garden]

why flex

[sinful locust]

it’s cad too

so it’s like

$20

USD

[simple garden]

carbon tax

[harsh turret]

maple syrup tax

[sinful locust]

i just hit that amlunt in my checking acc

so i’m a lil proud

this acc been stuck

for too long

[harsh turret]

why tf you aint move it

out of checkiong

[simple garden]

invest in Nvidia

[sinful locust]

cuz u cant do shit w it

i need more

no it’s not

it’s too late

priced in

[harsh turret]

dont you want that fking 0.001 APY

[sinful locust]

idgf

my meta stocks are almost back up

that’s enuf

[simple garden]

how r u down on meta stocks

[sinful locust]

i was down like 40% a couple of months ago

[harsh turret]

dem layoffs mooning your position

[sinful locust]

i bought before…

the um…..

ik ik ik

shit on me all u want

we all make mistakes

[simple garden]

[sinful locust]

hopefully in 10 years i’ll break even

even though accounting for inflation

i lost money

he’s just like me frfr

[harsh turret]

lol itll get there if zuck doesnt keep pushing this metaverse bs

[sinful locust]

let’s see how it goes

[potent imp]

Facebook is making a New twitter

[sinful locust]

in my head i’ve already lost it all

so it doesn’t matter

stfu yahkuna

[hearty river]

yo

[past comet]

shoo away

@hearty river

[thorny umbra]

SWE, how long between interviews does it usually take for them to get back to you? Is there any indication you passed the round until then?

[north cove]

What’s the salesforce summit?

[sinful locust]

are there any summer 2023 applications for internships still open?

[lean pewter]

go on linkedin and filter by recently added

[sinful locust]

if you guys wanna play "I-Spy" there are two identical blocks of code in #leetcode_discussion, one of them works another doesn't lol

[sinful locust]

@simple garden

@gentle latch
https://i.imgur.com/Br0ZeGV.png

🤷‍♂️

[gentle latch]

Why are u showing me this?

[rare tusk]

Is sofi still interviewing?

[sinful locust]

U didn't believe

[hallow scroll]

Endorsi is going to google for summer tho

[gentle latch]

So ricky is not endorsi

@hearty river

[sinful locust]

why doesn't he just join on his main, i thought he got unbanned

[simple garden]

why are you obsessed with him

[simple garden]

hey mr coopah 👋

[spark hearth]

arent you endorsi's friend

[gentle latch]

How could he not be 😻

[simple garden]

true 😼

insanely hot

and smart

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-lebron-james-nba-basketball-player-shades-gif-17549011

[uneven sand]

pic unrelated

[granite fulcrum]

no way if u reneg u get another offer

[gentle latch]

Yeah i feel like ricky is trolling
I thought u'd get blacklisted for reneging lol

[spark hearth]

he's not trolling

[sinful locust]

Why does endorsi have so many alts

LeGoat, Rxcky, Endorsi, Chaewon

[upbeat cradle]

Endorsi is endorsi alt?!?!

[spark hearth]

yea

[gentle latch]

And Juda

Endorsi alts: LeGoat, Rxcky, Endorsi, Chaewon, Juda

And Minju
I forgot minju

[spark hearth]

did endorsi get unbanned

@endorsi

[sinful locust]

Oh

Yea endorsi got banned but instead of joining with his main he joined with his 5 alts

[gentle latch]

This whole server is just endorsi alts

[earnest hatch]

Endorsi, DM me Meraki vid

[spark hearth]

anyone still have the meraki vid?

[sinful locust]

Yes pls send

Full vid

[granite fulcrum]

I want to sell endorsi my account

he can make he his alt

[thorn quartz]

Im the real Endorsi

[thorn quartz]

Accept li request

[sinful locust]

If you send full meraki endorsi vid

[thorn quartz]

fr

[granite fulcrum]

Endorsi sued me for the vid

[spark hearth]

💀

does anyone have endorsi vid

[sinful locust]

Send endorsi vid

[uneven sand]

@sinful locust send linkedin

i want to connect

[lean pewter]

Vexor | Tech Lead | FIITJian | FAANG stock holder | H1B lottery winner | Python | ML enthusiast | Crypto enthusiast | Bitcoin owner | Start up | Not IIT/NIT/IIIT | Youtube 30K | 5* CodeChef

[sinful locust]

Vexor | Tech Lead | FIITJian | FAANG stock holder | H1B lottery winner | Python | ML enthusiast | Crypto enthusiast | Bitcoin owner | Start up | Not IIT/NIT/IIIT | Youtube 30K | 5* CodeChef

[spark hearth]

Vexor | Tech Lead | FIITJian | FAANG stock holder | H1B lottery winner | Python | ML enthusiast | Crypto enthusiast | Bitcoin owner | Start up | Not IIT/NIT/IIIT | Youtube 30K | 5* CodeChef

[languid nebula]

wtf, can someone help me understand the use of a corporate card

theres a 1k limit on it, is it all for me or am I only allowed to use it on flights

[dense tinsel]

red leetcode gm

• once beat eastern european uni student who watches anime

[spark hearth]

stop ghosting me

[brazen lantern]

exactly the point lol

[earnest hatch]

Vexor | Big Boss | Good at Computer Stuff | Fancy College Graduate | Rich Stock Holder | Lottery Winner | Snake Language Expert | Machine Learning Superfan | Likes Digital Money | Bitcoin Boss | Startup Guru | Not a Fancy College Grad | 30K YouTube Followers | Chef with 5 Stars

[polar river]

what is salesforce summit? is it an internship or like a conference?

[gentle latch]

I think @hallow scroll knows what that is

[hallow scroll]

Event that leads into an internship

You interview as the event happens

[ionic light]

Yo any 2024 NG positions opened up?

[polar river]

oh i see

so it’s not for new grad,

[hallow scroll]

nah like the event is the interview

its an oa to get into the event then at the event you do a final round and get the internship offer

[spark hearth]

is it guaranteed internship

[hallow scroll]

basically my final was behavioral

i think slack normally has like 2 technical rounds

[spark hearth]

dmann

free internship

whats slack RO salary

[hallow scroll]

i think like 180-200k idk exact number

i think cb is higher

W

[earnest hatch]

Slack also seems to hire mainly from Futureforce summit

[hallow scroll]

yeah like half the swes are from summit

i think the class is like 60 people

[earnest hatch]

Salesforce didn't really hire interns this year, they prioritized Futureforce/diversity programs and hired from previous pool of interns

Maybe next year there will be actual headcount

[sinful locust]

fuk i always hear about shit when its closed

[devout jewel]

They hired from externally

I got offer with them

[hallow scroll]

Yea but barely which is what he’s saying

[devout jewel]

Oh

[hallow scroll]

Their intern class is way smaller then last

[gentle latch]

Toad

[raw tusk]

How much do companies value side projects as long as you have decent/reputable work experience? I mean are you fucked if you haven't done many or none?

[potent imp]

Some ppl don’t leave any projects on when they get 4+ internships

[gentle latch]

I'm curious what @devout jewel 's thoughts are on this
Mr chimi here has done like 6 big tech internships

[devout jewel]

not really

u r not fucked

just build exp and establish what u wanna do

the more u do different things

The more likely u match more roles

[raw tusk]

I just feel like most side projects are useless and don't add any real value since most of them brings nothing new

[devout jewel]

I think it brings values

u learning technology and gain exp of a certain technology

[hallow scroll]

did u remove projects yet or do you still have some

i have like 1 project on rn

[raw tusk]

My question was mostly oriented to once you get to the interview and the interviewer asks you about your work experience..but you don't have any side projects on the side. How likely usually are the odds against your favor?

[hallow scroll]

i mean why not talk about a project you did during an internship

most of the time i get asked about that instead of personal projects

i only got asked about a personal project once and it was because i used that companys api to make it

[devout jewel]

I have only one but I prob drop it later on

[lean pewter]

lol i almost screwed by apple cuz i puts pipelined mips processor i wrote in verilog on resume and they grilled me on it as a result

[tepid igloo]

omg are you danyul from shaka

[solar axle]

does futureforce only take under represented minotirites?

[uneven sand]

im incoming dashboard engineer @ jane street

[hallow scroll]

Not only but it’s heavily meant for them

[dense tinsel]

GRR IM HIM I SOLVED ANOTHER USACO PROBLEM THIS IS SO ADDICTING

am coming for those '29 summer jobs

[dense tinsel]

guys

my friend and i are planning to start a nonprofit org where we build websites for loacl businesses

shes rly hyped about it and syas itll be great on college apps, so is it worth putting learning ml/ai on hold to focus on web dev?

given that itll be really fun to do stuff with her and the org but honestlyweb dev is... boring...

[fresh temple]

@dense tinsel ily

you should go into standup comedy

[dense tinsel]

WHAT

cmon tell me whats so funny about what i just siad

[fresh temple]

im still convinced this is all a bit

[dense tinsel]

no lol

[hardy patrol]

he was a chaewon alt the whole time

[sinful locust]

oh nice you can be the 800th of these to appear in my linkedin dms

[dense tinsel]

huh

look it was her idea bruh

[fresh temple]

You get LinkedIn DMs? I don’t get any

[sinful locust]

only stupid shit like free websites from comoanies like that

[fresh temple]

that’s wild I don’t even get spam really

[upbeat cradle]

It literally doesn't make a difference

[dense tinsel]

wdym?

[vestal quartz]

in 4 years there wont be a meta bar or a meta

[gentle latch]

@honest spire will save meta

[spark hearth]

krishna will make meta delete their internship program

[craggy verge]

When will the 2024 channel be opened?

Has anybody tried to apply for new grad jobs, get the job and then convert it to an internship?

[gentle latch]

In july
When most 2024 apps open

[hardy patrol]

bro broke the rat race ive never thought abt this

[craggy verge]

For me this is pretty easy to justify because I’m in between my bachelors and masters degree. It hasn’t worked out well though despite referrals it’s hard to get an interview.

[hardy patrol]

pause on the heart emoji dawg

[gentle latch]

@hardy patrol done being venom charlie?

[gentle latch]

🍄

😎

[gentle latch]

I dunno

[warm kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-fan27-tired-special-week-uma-musume-pretty-derby-gif-21927388

[lean pewter]

like university of toronto?

i think its somewhat well known in the states

i acc think outside of cs its more famous on a general basis than waterloo cuz most americans that dont work in tech prob never of waterloo

[vivid glacier]

Anyone's going Grafana for summer internship?

[loud schooner]

Does G have Fall this year?

[sinful locust]

Hmm I hear some people recommend B75 but I just did a codesignal and got my ass kicked by units that I had already done before (Linked Lists, Arrays, Graphs)

Any advice? Should I stop doing the rest of B75 and make sure I understand a unit fully before moving on?

[gentle latch]

Do all of b75, then grind out specific topics that you're weak in until you're good at them

[sinful locust]

yeah I guess I'll also increase to 2LC/day as well

[lean pewter]

if ur not doing good on a certain type of leetcode

i'd prob 5 or 6 using similar concept

cuz after a certain point u begin to see a pattern

like as a basic example, if u hear linked list u prob immediately think of fast pointer and dummy node cuz u solved enough problems to see pattern

[somber solstice]

what is leetcode

[granite fulcrum]

I’m a dummy node

[dense tinsel]

ngl a lot of linkedin posts i see give me brain rot

why do people post the dumbest shit on it all the time

[dreamy thorn]

that's hilariously stupid LOL

[dense tinsel]

ic an prob post one of my dumb questions

[copper thistle]

same on twitter fr

i love how so many people who are not a stem major claim they are fucking AI experts just because they learned how to prompt chatgpt

[dense tinsel]

YEAH EXACTLY

[final cobalt]

Holy fk let him cook

[feral oar]

is this only for boston university students or can anyone apply to it?

[earnest hatch]

I think it's clear who it's for, even though it's painful to accept it

Still apply anyway, let them reject you

Nice