2023_summer

[fresh temple]

tuff

[plush fiber]

lemme know when you have it

[brazen nacelle]

No she wants to schedule an interview

[jade elm]

If it’s after final, then it’s either an offer or an opportunity to discuss feedback. She’s probably ignoring questions about teams due to NDA

[sinful locust]

hi. i'm from berkeley and i'll be interning in Pure Storage over the summer and looking for housemates in San Jose / Santa Clara / Sunnyvale area. lmk if you are interested in finding a housing!

[hallow scroll]

hi. i'm from berkeley and i'll be interning in Pure Storage over the summer and looking for housemates in San Jose / Santa Clara / Sunnyvale area. lmk if you are interested in finding a housing!

[river cypress]

hi. i'm from berkeley and i'll be interning in Pure Storage over the winter and looking for housemates in San Jose / Santa Clara / Sunnyvale area. lmk if you are interested in finding a housing!

[gentle latch]

[earnest haven]

bro summoned the discord NPCs

💀

[shrewd cosmos]

First one

[quiet crest]

Also maybe look at the kind of tech you will be working along with chances of converting it to a full time offer(if that's what you are looking for)

[frail crag]

Has anyone interviewed for tinder backend position?

[brazen nacelle]

Initial interview but yh I guess so, have two rounds in one day

[ivory ocean]

ohhh

[safe minnow]

I honestly think very little people would do the 25% more as an internship. Hell I believe the majority of people would do the first one with much more extreme pay differences (eg 100% more)

[jade elm]

Ahh I see for which team?

[brazen nacelle]

Don’t even have a team name

[twin sandal]

has anyone done team matching for coinbase be

[spark hearth]

juster

[hallow scroll]

juster

[quaint bolt]

juster

[languid nebula]

does anyone know anything of this snapchat augmented engineer internship

[ivory ocean]

juster

[ivory ocean]

AR engineering and ur an intern

[languid nebula]

but like why did they choose me, and is it in the summer or the fall or the winter

[ivory ocean]

they chose you cuz you got the internship ig? wdym

did you not apply

and no idea when it is

[languid nebula]

its so suspect, i go to a random public uni

maybe the pay is like $23

[ivory ocean]

what

did you not interview for it or something

[languid nebula]

not that theres anything wrong with that, im grateful

no

[ivory ocean]

They just like emailed you out of the blue?

[languid nebula]

just got the interview, idk what to expect, should I expect leetcode or is it pure behavioural

nah, I applied a month ago

[ivory ocean]

You're confusing me

So you did apply

[languid nebula]

yes, I applied a month ago, they reached out to me yesterday saying we'd like to move forward with the interview process

[ivory ocean]

So why do you think its suspect that you got an interivew

Congrats

I just don't see why you think its weird lol

||hi krishna||

[languid nebula]

well, any pointers on what to expect will be helpful

thanks

[ivory ocean]

https://www.glassdoor.com/Interview/Snap-Interview-Questions-E671946.htm?filter.jobTitleExact=Software+Engineer(Internship)

[languid nebula]

this is a stupid question: does augmented reality fall under SWE

[languid nebula]

word

[slate dune]

Do you mind sharing it pls?

[fresh temple]

also hunter.io

[earnest hatch]

All cold emailing has done for me this season is just a quicker rejection

Last year it actually helped

It's still helped some other people here, so worth a try

[slate dune]

True lol sent to yahoo got rejection in 3 hours from that email. Still no decision on other email

[earnest hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-yahoo-gif-13250990

[gentle latch]

Common dingleberry W

[slate dune]

Can I dm you for help?

[earnest hatch]

Questions of the data science kind

[whole condor]

do you have specifics or generally ball-park area for the questions?

[earnest hatch]

No idea, I'm just guessing

good luck

You should ask your recruiter though, they might be able to tell you what to expect

[whole condor]

yeah, was thinking of doing that, but somehow I feel like it would make me sound a bit insecure

but never hurts to ask

[earnest hatch]

Nah, go for it

I once got a full PDF on how to prepare

Only after asking

not for the PDF, but just say something like "I just wanted to be prepared, any tips/advice on how to prepare for the interview"

[whole condor]

ah makes sense

yeah I asked my crowdstrike interviewer for final round advice and she helped tremendously

will go for it, thx for the advice 👍

[dense tinsel]

guys my friend got into yale and gtech and i argued that gtech cs is better than going to yale for it but my other friends say im being dumb bc yale has prestige

so which ones a better idea js curious

cost isnt a factor

imo yale has bad cs program anyway so why go bc just going for "ivy prestige" isnt helpful??

fr??

but like its cs ranking is a lot lower

[astral dew]

Yale just to say he went to Yale

[quaint bolt]

damn neclo still here

[dense tinsel]

hmm i kinda see ur point now

gtech better quality of education tho? right?

what

[fresh temple]

that's copium

[dense tinsel]

college admissions is so rng

ik a guy who got usamo, usaco plat, but 2 Bs in junior year = went to UMD

💀

@sinful locust what is with u chaewon simps

nah thats not it

[lethal sand]

ucsd is best. End of discussion

[safe minnow]

Q?

Ah

[dense tinsel]

nah like

he didnt get into anything better

isnt caltech like the most competitive uni or smth

[midnight sonnet]

how does roblox make so much money?

no way kids parents shelling out the big bucks

in that case club penguin gotta be the hottest thing back in the day?

maybe this is one of those things where i'm unaware of the market

[safe minnow]

Wait what

67.3M daily users?

Wtf?

[midnight sonnet]

???????????????????????????????????????

HOLY WTF

[safe minnow]

Wait

Hmm it seems like Google cooberates the results

Maybe they use some kind of weird metric to measure it

Well they do fall and spring

So you're good for that

Idk if they'll still keep the pipeline to

If you accepted summer then they will give you the option for fall/spring

They may just open it up completely

This year was weird, they didn't allow push unless you alerady accepted offer in the first place

Which fucked over some people

💀

I have never heard of anyone doing that before

Unless you made final before

They're really good about that if you have a final already planned, but not otherwise

Also did you fail the games or was it a resume screen issue?

If screen you should be fine for next year yeah

For deer it was kinda obvious if you got it

Cars was like 2-3 built per stage

[broken meadow]

bro i totally forgot about the roblox cars 💀

[safe minnow]

Weird, but what praxis said

[broken meadow]

bro why cant they just be normies and throw me more leetcode

[safe minnow]

2/2?

💀

For cars there are certain terrains that let you get an insane number of cars, but also terrains that are hard asf

OA has 50k plays so it's not a small number

[versed kestrel]

is it the math one?

[safe minnow]

Did you interview with both algo dev and swe or just one?

Lmao

[languid nebula]

what’s a screen homie?

does that mean getting the interview

how many did you apply tho

[tawdry plank]

Roblox cars second part had me in the mud

I think I only got like 4 cars lmao

[grand dagger]

mb that was me

[earnest hatch]

Anyone get that Roblox $100 survey

[sinful locust]

Congrats on HRT offer

[somber solstice]

bro i only had like 3 🧍‍♂️

[tawdry plank]

Idk how I get em

[grand dagger]

tracks are diff

you can be confident you got all if you try every combo

skill issue if you stopped early

[tawdry plank]

i had 3 done, and like 15 minutes left, after that I had no thought process, I just started trying an assortment of stuff I hadn't tried before lmao

[finite phoenix]

Is it an auto OA?

What kinda companies did you have on your resume when you applied?

Like prestigious Unicorn startup or unknown?

Does HRT Algo Software Engineer OA require stats knowledge, or is it classic code signal?

[gentle latch]

try asking @outer hearth
I think they did the algo engineer codesignal

[finite phoenix]

Idk, last year it was.

[white lintel]

still is

[sinful locust]

Rollie on my bitch (What?), 30 on my waist (What?)
30 to your face (Yeah), 60 to your face (Yeah)
90 to your face (Yeah), that's a closed case (Yeah)

[hardy patrol]

winner of the competition for the worst possible lyrics in the world

[hollow quarry]

Is this for Algo Dev FT or intern in Singapore? Afaik the Algo Dev intern in US is closed

[ivory ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/smpe-smeparth-minecraft-minecraft-memes-gif-23802011

Apple commercials used to go crazy

[outer hearth]

code signal

[gentle latch]

is it just standard lc? lc hard? any statistics knowledge required?

[tawny scaffold]

from what i remember, no. but probably a lc hard imo

[gentle latch]

Thanks
This is for @finite phoenix

[tawny scaffold]

i took i tback in october or something.. so better get a confirmation from someone

[finite phoenix]

Ty for tag.

[polar river]

if i already emailed my recruiter to renege a couple weeks ago, and just got another email about first day at the company i reneged from, what should i do

[tawny scaffold]

recruiter laid off ? 💀

[polar river]

she responded asking if i was sure and i said yeah but she never responded after that

[tawny scaffold]

check her linkedin 😓

[sinful locust]

She got laid off before removing u from the internship 💀

[polar river]

just checked her linkedin, title is still talent acquisition at company

[sinful locust]

They don’t update right away

[polar river]

gotcha

so should i just ignore the first day email or respond to them about not joining as well

[sinful locust]

I would just pretend you thought you already reneged and collect them paychecks

Or perhaps they forgot to remove u from the email list

[polar river]

naw this email is from someone i worked with last summer who also onboarded me 💀

[sinful locust]

Rip

Do you feel back for reneging

[polar river]

i do but my professional development > company lost an intern

[sinful locust]

U got the recruiter fired

[polar river]

[sinful locust]

“Are you sure you want to renege” -> “are you sure you want to get me fired”

[whole condor]

should I give up on Crowdstrike if I haven't heard any news by now (been a week)

[midnight fable]

Is the situation really fucked up for internships or am I not cracked enough?

[lethal sand]

former

[sinful locust]

Anyone going to Cisco for the summer?

[left grove]

just had a phone screening, company was adamant that the internship program started on the 5th of June, and then asked me if that was an issue since im on the quarter system 💀

[spark hearth]

so u got past resume scfden

[polar river]

problem resolved , hiring manager responded and clarified i was withdrawed no recruiters were fired in this process

[golden tusk]

Just start early

[sinful locust]

what is the attire for online zoom interviews, would yall dress formally

[fresh temple]

What company

Big tech fine for T shirt, if you want to dress nice a dress shirt sufficient

For finance, dress shirt is casual, if you want (you probably should) wear business formal

That being said I’ve done dress shirt or t shirt for tech

[sinful locust]

it’s some local company

[fresh temple]

Not more formal than a dress shirt

And obviously don’t look unkempt

[sinful locust]

okay yea fs

[fresh temple]

Everything between is up to you

[sinful locust]

thank you 🙏

[fast folio]

for those with faang+ on their resume, do recruiters reach out on linkedin?

i have 2 internships at meta and unicorn and get 0 messages

[astral dew]

They prob won’t if u don’t have ur profile open to work

[fast folio]

even with open to work i got 1 message this season 😭

all i have on my profile is education + internships (with short 2-3 sentence descriptions)

[potent imp]

I don’t think recruiters reach out to undergrads on LinkedIn

[fast folio]

do u have skills on ur profile? mby thats what im missing

im wondering cuz i see ppl already getting bloomberg reachouts for 2024

[sinful locust]

Ru the one that joined endorsi’s coderpad

[river cypress]

Rip 2023 grads

[real sedge]

Wat happend?

[river cypress]

Oh nothing

Cuz market is bad

Rn

[snow needle]

nah actually

???

i was tryna find it

[spark hearth]

ask your seal

[real sedge]

Ye

[rigid girder]

still trying to figure this out...

drop your enrollment to minimum is what i did

[deft dawn]

How long has it taken to hear back from coinbase after final round?

[gentle latch]

@fierce token and @hallow scroll have passed their final rounds

[deft dawn]

Yeah I mean just in general. I just had my final round and was wondering what the timeline looks like

[hallow scroll]

@deft dawn it took me like 1 hour to get the offer but thats because when I interviewed it was different. I think theyre stack ranking rn

[deft dawn]

Ah I see. RIP

[earnest hatch]

Protip, tell them you got an offer from Binance to speed it up

[deft dawn]

Lol i do have another offer that I’ve accepted but would renege. Should I tell them I have another offer in order to speed up Lol? Would that work

[dense tinsel]

in a few days ill hear back if i got accepted into the internship program :0

ahh wish me luck

[safe minnow]

This time we’re the veterans

[dense tinsel]

once im freshmen in college ill be like 4 year veteran of this server

funnies

humility!

[obtuse timber]

you better get it so we can stop shit talking you (a bit)

[dense tinsel]

😭

[sinful locust]

Who is necklow

[left grove]

what does scfden mean

[lethal sand]

same

[ivory ocean]

Yep come July it’ll be the beginning of “am I too late???”

Who’s gonna be in the new grad channel w me instead of here

[hallow scroll]

hey kitten

ill keep you company

internship plans somehow worked out so I will be 25 grad now

ima try and do dec 24

😦

[gentle latch]

JUSTER
2024 IS THE YEAR WE GET QUANT

[hallow scroll]

Idk if 4 months is enough time to pass quant interview I’m kind of dumb

[versed kestrel]

I thought ur res is super stacked alr bro

[hallow scroll]

Will now be even more stacked

[gentle latch]

Juster will be the next chimi

[hallow scroll]

Not that I have the choice to graduate though, I’m still like 40 credits away

I haven’t delayed or anything I just took my time my first two years

[gentle latch]

Oh same lol
I think i have 43 left

Or 37

[hallow scroll]

[hallow scroll]

frfr

[devout jewel]

can I be the next juster 😩

[quaint bolt]

teach me ur ways

[somber solstice]

by going to an easy school

[sinful locust]

SHEET you grew out yo hair

[hallow scroll]

That photo is still old 😭 I don’t have any semi professional recent pic

[hallow scroll]

You’re literally better then me

[hallow scroll]

Nah I’m tryna be u Fr

[upbeat cradle]

Are you frosh

[sinful locust]

LendingTree -> DocuSign -> Coinbase -> Slack -> Amazon

[hallow scroll]

Nah

Wait is 25 frosh idk

[upbeat cradle]

Soph

26 is frosh

Unless u grad early

[hallow scroll]

Jane street next 😍

[upbeat cradle]

[sinful locust]

Cisco -> Tesla -> Apple -> Coinbase -> LinkedIn -> Google -> Microsoft

[astral dew]

Dude is thanos

[sinful locust]

Dude is

[sinful locust]

Send LinkedIn

I need to know your paths

[devout jewel]

anyone can be that man

u can be him too

[sinful locust]

How

[quaint bolt]

how

[devout jewel]

be ugly

[sinful locust]

💀

[quaint bolt]

damn no wonder

can never be cracked

[devout jewel]

on god

[sinful locust]

ONG

[devout jewel]

this is why u got the google offer after me 🥱

wasn't ugly enough for sundar

[sinful locust]

I thought he got it before u

🤨

[simple garden]

this is a pretty funny sentence bc in hindi sundar = beautiful

[devout jewel]

nah

trust me

i get offers but i get no bitches

[earnest hatch]

Didn't get into Jane Street? There's still Jane hiring interns https://jobs.lever.co/jane/a78a0a9d-1a8c-4b4b-9e59-4b934eb6ca08

[hardy patrol]

how fucking long does ibm take to give me a response for my interview

[spark hearth]

a month

[halcyon wedge]

Yooooo, anyone got interviewed for Apple ml?

Got technical round and I’m scared for life 😬😂

[spark hearth]

they ask onesum

[brazen lantern]

I tried looking up Jane intern salaries and all that comes up is Jane street intern salaries

[left flicker]

@hardy patrol I've been getting ghosted even after they basically said I had the job. What position did you apply/interview for?

[late terrace]

what happened to sushi ai

[hearty river]

yo

@late terrace

[vivid sedge]

Anyone interviewing for the Summer Engineering Internship at Cohesity?

[hot stirrup]

anyone here get a response from Yahoo after their interviews?

[hardy patrol]

backend

these guys need to hurry up bruh

after oa

it was light

[orchid walrus]

has anyone gotten spotify phone for a fullstack role

[tulip aspen]

yea

not me tho

[lethal sand]

anyone mercury data science role?

[hallow panther]

Hi friends! any insight on the McDonalds Global Technology Internship interview process? different things on the internet, some say no OA some yes

[dense tinsel]

intern season

[hallow panther]

Ohhh ok thank youuu

[gentle latch]

flipping burgers sounds pretty chill ngl

[fervent furnace]

hey yall, anyone interviewed for apple's epm before?

[spark hearth]

hey yall, anyone interviewed for apple's epm before?

[foggy osprey]

hey yall, anyone interviewed for apple's epm before?

[fair owl]

hey yall, anyone interviewed for apple's epm before?

[fervent furnace]

ok bye

[tired seal]

yall funny 💀

[fair owl]

yall funny 💀

[tired seal]

bro has beef with jokes 💀

[spark hearth]

Bro u broke the thread

[tired seal]

Bro u broke the thread

[hallow scroll]

yall funny 💀

[fervent furnace]

not really

[thorn quartz]

Hey guys let’s start flaming neclo again(it’s for his own benefit)

[dense tinsel]

if i get the internship or research position then u have no right to flame

also i just got an A on my math test that was the hardest one of the year

it was difficult to study tho the previous day i just grinded through 3 hours of problems straight rawdogged

[thorn quartz]

That is very true actually

I didn’t read that my b

[dense tinsel]

yeah burh i bet u didnt get no internships at 15

https://tenor.com/view/naruto-itachi-sharingan-mangekyo-gif-14774483

[thorn quartz]

ya I got 1 at 16

[hallow scroll]

most humble 15 year old

[thorn quartz]

I’m still a failure though

ur gonna get humbled soon enough lil man

[hallow scroll]

frfrong

bro probably wont even get zon freshmen year...

[dense tinsel]

same

my grades are failure level shit

[dense tinsel]

bruh

nah idk if ill get the internship tho

ml/ai difficult sadge

[thorn quartz]

ur 15 u have like 3 yrs to prepare

would be ur fault entirely if u didn’t

[dense tinsel]

r u talking about zon freshmen year?

[thorn quartz]

yes

what were u referring to

[dense tinsel]

the internship i applied to this summer

[dense tinsel]

BRO

[thorn quartz]

I’m a hall of fame level hater

[dense tinsel]

ok well they broke up so isok

[thorn quartz]

ya u broke he up 💀

[dense tinsel]

NO

wrong

nice wordplay tho ill give u that

tried to make her jealous by edating her friend who lives in a different state but it didnt work

im so schizo rn ngl

[sinful locust]

Did ur crush choose him

[thorn quartz]

why did u just confess to edating

[dense tinsel]

???

[dense tinsel]

i alr did a while ago

[thorn quartz]

Do u want to give me more ammunition or what

[sinful locust]

Why don’t you talk to your crush

Brooo

[dense tinsel]

look edating is cringe ik but like

[thorn quartz]

ur crush is getting railed by a kid who made usamo(you didn’t)

[dense tinsel]

it was fun and a good experience

[thorn quartz]

She’s bouncing on it n it’s slipping out and she’s putting it back in

jg diff

[dense tinsel]

wtf

[sinful locust]

Then she accidentally puts it in the other hole

[dense tinsel]

jg diff???

[sinful locust]

The tighter hole

[dense tinsel]

how is this a jg diff

[sinful locust]

nahhh this is insane

[dense tinsel]

i havent hit my 0/15 yasuo powerspike yet

trust

wtf

ok yall chill

[sinful locust]

meanwhile bros chatting with randos on discord

💀

[dense tinsel]

focus on my career

i give up on dating in HS

[sinful locust]

💀

[dense tinsel]

what

[thorn quartz]

u can’t be mad man I’m j giving u the real

U should be thanking me

[dense tinsel]

nah like

edating is dumb but its still

good to experience

[sinful locust]

💀

Do you have e-sex

[thorn quartz]

How do u have esex

[thorn quartz]

💀

[sinful locust]

Ask Neclo, man’s lost his e-virginity

[dense tinsel]

nahh

i do

but i have a reputation among some of my friends for being an edater

and they keep it secret but when we're in private keep trolling me about it

[thorn quartz]

bro 💀

[sinful locust]

But u are

[thorn quartz]

why u keep giving me more ammunition

it’s like ur asking for it

[sinful locust]

He’s trolling

[dense tinsel]

u prob never had a gf bro

[thorn quartz]

surely

[indigo isle]

U had a online gf

LOL

[sinful locust]

💀

[thorn quartz]

ya but I’m bigger than u 🤷‍♂️

[dense tinsel]

i peaked in 7th grade

[thorn quartz]

checkmate lil bro

[dense tinsel]

like deadass

[sinful locust]

Send me a selfie I’ll tell you if your fugly or hot

[dense tinsel]

all the muscle went to my

nvm

[dense tinsel]

that why i gave up on dating in hs

im ugly af even my friends say i look like a creepy old man

i can glow up later

[sinful locust]

💀

[hallow scroll]

are you even real

[thorn quartz]

So ur irl crush got taken by a kid that made usamo(you were not able to), you are a proud edater(bragging), your friends irl know about ur wdating(they make fun of u)

[dense tinsel]

its just cuz my face is horrendous

[sinful locust]

How do you know

[thorn quartz]

nah hit the gym trust

[sinful locust]

But you have a good face

[thorn quartz]

I was also a questionable creature before I lost weight

Prior to swimming in hs

[dense tinsel]

lmao bc it is

[sinful locust]

Send pic

[dense tinsel]

ive never had someone say im good looking

[sinful locust]

Did a girl tell you that

[dense tinsel]

besides my ex

[dense tinsel]

both girls and guys

[sinful locust]

💀

[hallow scroll]

guys?

[dense tinsel]

yeah my friends

im js the ugly duckling of the group

[sinful locust]

Ur fiends don’t count their joking around

U need a random girl to tell you ur ugly

[indigo isle]

Imagine ur greatest achievement at 16 is a JOB

oof

sorry man

Sounds miserable

[dense tinsel]

no lmao they arent joking

[sinful locust]

💀

[thorn quartz]

1s

[dense tinsel]

@thorn quartz i can send u pic in dms but dont post here

[sinful locust]

Don’t capybara 🦫

[sinful locust]

Send to me

[dense tinsel]

fine

no leak tho promise?

[sinful locust]

No leak

[sudden stream]

nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

that's wild bro 😭

[thorn quartz]

I won’t

[sudden stream]

why yall terrorizing him

[thorn quartz]

Trust it’s fixable lmao

[sudden stream]

"sob

[indigo isle]

gapped already damn

[grand dagger]

bro what???

[sinful locust]

💀

[dense tinsel]

stfu

c1 ew

[sinful locust]

But capital one is good

[hallow scroll]

c1 -> roblox pipeline

[dense tinsel]

what

[sudden stream]

u gud bro

c1 > js

simple math

[dense tinsel]

nah im messed up

[sinful locust]

c1 quant >>>>

[sudden stream]

https://tenor.com/view/fell-down-fell-down-to-my-knees-lil-durk-law-gif-24526769

[dense tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/black-kid-black-kid-clash-royale-clone-gif-26450140

[grand dagger]

bro you shouldve kept it secret too

[dense tinsel]

nah these friends aint fake they wont leak

[thorn quartz]

don’t kill urself puberty saves all

🙏

[grand dagger]

you told all of us??

[sinful locust]

We ain’t fake

congrats on capital one

[dense tinsel]

shush

that guys zesty af so obviously me by default

[grand dagger]

but he has USAMO

u dont

[thorn quartz]

ur not usamo ur not jacked and u have 4Bs

It’s time to start grinding lil bro there’s no time left

[sinful locust]

But what if he ugly af

[dense tinsel]

IK I AM STARTING TO

[thorn quartz]

nah ur typing in discord

[dense tinsel]

and this summer imma go crazy with usaco

[thorn quartz]

come back in a yr

[dense tinsel]

bronze -> gold in a year ???

[thorn quartz]

Sure if u can do it

[sinful locust]

That’s the guy from the “bro what u talking about” meme

[thorn quartz]

dm pic face is always salvageable

[dense tinsel]

itachi intensifies

[sinful locust]

U haven’t dmed me selfie yet

[dense tinsel]

nah its too old ill take a better one some time

[thorn quartz]

doesn’t matter I will send u 5 back

[dense tinsel]

BRO IM NOT GONNA DO THE VIRGIN REACT -> CRUD FAANG PIPELINE ITS BORING

[simple garden]

I'm@crying

[thorn quartz]

same (pity)

[indigo isle]

Crud SWE > quant tho

[dense tinsel]

HEY

[hallow scroll]

ash is valid cuz hes done like 2 internships or someshit

[thorn quartz]

Ashh won his hackathon or smth

[dense tinsel]

bro im telling u if i get 1 this summer im semi-valid

[thorn quartz]

but he was also struggling on an lc easy that I did while high as fuck

[indigo isle]

He made USAMO too right

cracked asf

[thorn quartz]

oh really

[dense tinsel]

nah like my grades are salvageable

and i still have a chance if i tryhard

[short nest]

wtf

[sinful locust]

What’s ur gpa

[dense tinsel]

shi we dont talk about that

lemme see

[short nest]

start tryharding rn

[dense tinsel]

beautiful

yeah ive been tryharding this week

[sudden stream]

gg

[thorn quartz]

wtf

[sinful locust]

Brooo 💀 I think you should aim for guys or trans girls

[hallow scroll]

wholesome pachiti

[thorn quartz]

yo this is worse than me

[dense tinsel]

ay but like our county does a weird grading system

[short nest]

what country are you

[indigo isle]

I focused more on highschool sports and still got a 3.9 gg

[thorn quartz]

[dense tinsel]

its just letter grades that show up on college transcripts, and for each semester, they take like

the higher quarter

[sudden stream]

😭 😭 😭 how

[dense tinsel]

so if i get an 80 and an 89.5 i get an A for the semester

thats why its salvageable

[thorn quartz]

I was playing Minecraft selling Minecraft CS skins and instagram og names all day

[sudden stream]

?

[thorn quartz]

IWgat

How did u find this discord server

[simple garden]

Bro was edating at home and cdating at school

[thorn quartz]

I thought this was for overachievers

[dense tinsel]

bruh

[sudden stream]

ahahahhahah

[sudden stream]

cdated

[dense tinsel]

tf is cdating

[thorn quartz]

How can u suck at everything

Atleast be smart, handsome, or good at sports (or jacked)

[sudden stream]

it's ok neclo

[hallow scroll]

we're all feeding into his villian arc

[short nest]

server full of opps

[hallow scroll]

bro is starting college with amazon crud

[thorn quartz]

He gon need to get real evil if he’s gonna pull himself out of this situation

[sudden stream]

no shame in being the median cs salary stat @dense tinsel

i have accepted my fate

[thorn quartz]

too far

[dense tinsel]

yeah ik

[thorn quartz]

shit even krishna calling u a bitch

[thorn quartz]

U best be getting real evil lil bro else shit gon get real real wicked

Might be time to leave this server and come back next year type shit

[dense tinsel]

i genuinely tried really hard this year and i get a shit grade still

[thorn quartz]

this for ur benefit lil guy

[dense tinsel]

i was born in bay area

shouldve stayed

[short nest]

that's fkin insane

[midnight sonnet]

i was like birth control in 9th grade the fuck

[dense tinsel]

ok true

[thorn quartz]

Neclo is Bay Area????

[sudden stream]

i wish my school let us do this

[dense tinsel]

nah im in maryland

where i get gapped constantly

[sudden stream]

gapped bc calc in junior year

[thorn quartz]

how r u getting gapped in Maryland

[sudden stream]

i ff

[sudden stream]

respect dmv

[dense tinsel]

??? its competitive af in my district

[sudden stream]

very competitive

[dense tinsel]

dmv is ridiculously competitive lmao

[sinful locust]

nah we good

[thorn quartz]

Oh really

I had no idea

[dense tinsel]

what.

yall had discrete and anal???

thats crazy

we go up to multi

[short nest]

how si that possible

[sudden stream]

bro do you not have humanity reqs 😭

[dense tinsel]

bro went to TJ

[thorn quartz]

ya my hs doesn’t even have AP Chem 💀💀💀 this is wild

[sudden stream]

ong

[upbeat cradle]

Bro bad at geography too now 💀

[dense tinsel]

bruh

[upbeat cradle]

Chaewon where did you dual

[dense tinsel]

the dual enrollment at my local cc is bad

[upbeat cradle]

Dual prestige

[sudden stream]

shi bro i shoulda lived on the coast

this is not even close

gapped by home location

[upbeat cradle]

Depends where you take it

Most ccs don't transfer

But like

If it's good

[sudden stream]

how many trans creds does lambda take

[dense tinsel]

bruh we dont have discrete

[sudden stream]

we dont have shit

[dense tinsel]

and we're like to p150 school nation wide

are yall just tj grads larping

[upbeat cradle]

I think this helps you

Doing full time dual was best decision I ever made in hs

[dense tinsel]

more Bs -> sjsu -> goog pipeline???

(copium)

nah i can still save if i just stop being a pussy and get my sh it together

i had straight As in 9th

bc my old school in prev state was easier

9th grade i didnt have any APs tho

and the teachers were much chiller

here the courses arent insanely difficult but like

my teachers are much stricter

[tough bear]

only acceptable B is in english

[upbeat cradle]

Just enjoy your childhood now sweating won't help anymore 💀

[tough bear]

if u dont 4.0 PE ur ngmi

ggs

[upbeat cradle]

Cringe

[dense tinsel]

no

even if its too late i wanna try my hardest now

[tough bear]

y didnt u consider med school

med kinda gaps law ngl

[upbeat cradle]

Neuro is so competitive

[simple garden]

He watches too much suits

[tawdry plank]

How the hell does someone double major in neuroscience and comp sci

[upbeat cradle]

Neuro salary like 1.2

[tough bear]

isnt there that one popular medium post of a meta eng that went from e4 -> e8 in 9 years, comp went to like 2m

[grand dagger]

was that legit

[tough bear]

yes

[grand dagger]

did anyone ever corroborate

[simple garden]

prob

[grand dagger]

damn

[safe minnow]

Roblox meta verse team takes off

[tough bear]

becoming a neurosurgeon transcends wealth

[grand dagger]

i could do it faster

[upbeat cradle]

How much? I literally only see like 300

[tough bear]

do u mean by like patients lol

[grand dagger]

if they had league mmr on the apps i'd be a shoe-in for neurosurgery (gamer hands)

[tough bear]

i feel like doctors r the most universally praised job

nah no way

[thorn quartz]

Idk errybody says theyre premed when in reality they’re destined to become hs teachers (no shame)

Or god forbid actual biologists

[tough bear]

no one cares wat some college shitters think

even worse how do u not get ur career right the first time

[safe minnow]

Yeah you also make less per hours if you think about it

Also the trauma behind if you fuck someone up

[upbeat cradle]

Gapped by quant

[tough bear]

that 800k is prob in arkansas as well tho

[safe minnow]

Really?

Wtf?

[sinful locust]

yo

[thorn quartz]

n3 is back

very crazy

[safe minnow]

They probably make more per hour than 90% of faangers

[thorn quartz]

WAANG?

what’s CAANG

[sinful locust]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/838266727191674892/1048893810459033701/it_took_like_15_minutes_to_reverse_image_search_this.gif

[safe minnow]

👋

[thorn quartz]

F tier

[sinful locust]

no I don't lol

Cornell

yeah

: )

my school's cs rankings shit fr

[hallow scroll]

north carolina

[upbeat cradle]

House rotations 💀

[sinful locust]

https://tenor.com/view/toad-mario-kart-mario-kart7-gif-21262576

who are you

no it's

@gentle latch

[hallow scroll]

juda

[gentle latch]

Hi

[hallow scroll]

he was summoned

[safe minnow]

💀

[hardy patrol]

weekly i hate lc statement

[sinful locust]

weekly skill issue statement

[gentle latch]

CHARLIE
Hi

[hardy patrol]

yo

[gentle latch]

Stfu u have good genetics

[hardy patrol]

n3 why do you have the new guy leaf why do you keep leaving

[sinful locust]

cuz being in this server is bad for my mental health

[hardy patrol]

roll the dice and choose a name

[sinful locust]

but I also get bored at times

[hardy patrol]

fair

i mean for real why are you on here

you have js

[gentle latch]

Yeah it must be so hard being better than everyone

[upbeat cradle]

Neclo opp

[sinful locust]

idk I like talking to people who like cs

[hallow scroll]

what about bw -> radix pipeline?

[sinful locust]

it's not like getting x internship is the end goal

[hardy patrol]

i stop frequenting the server when im content with my career until i realize im behind the top 1% of cs majors

[sinful locust]

oh ffs

[tough bear]

damn he believed u thats gotta sting

[hardy patrol]

i will never join the aristocrats of this industry but its still fun to believe i will eventually

[sinful locust]

wait no you're not

you're the guy who reneged citadel x for something

[spark hearth]

@inner kernel take @sinful locust's mock interview

[gentle latch]

U have to believe in yourself mr charlie

[upbeat cradle]

Samford

[spark hearth]

i just got on chill

i abt to leave

[hardy patrol]

is that 15yo still here

grinding his childhood away

for real

bro is going to the coal mines if his dream of jane street freshman year dont work

[simple garden]

Avi?

He’s a homie

Yeah

He’s on gap I’m p sure

Na

[tough bear]

that guy fumbled the biggest bag for morals no one cared about

[simple garden]

I think he’s trying for yc

Some nonprofit

[tough bear]

no like

it was 10s of millions

[simple garden]

He’s doing something similar now

[sinful locust]

@dense tinsel

@dense tinsel

hi

[hardy patrol]

make a money pot for bets on where he'll go

[sinful locust]

@dense tinsel im here to help u

[simple garden]

It’s a text messaging app that doesnt need wifi

[hardy patrol]

putting 20 he'll be a retail manager at kirkland

[sinful locust]

@dense tinsel im gonna stand up the the bullies!!!

leave neclo alone!!!

stop beeing mean!!!

[upbeat cradle]

Neclo alt

[sinful locust]

@dense tinsel i saved u now edate me and send me face reveal

[tough bear]

i dont rlly get the crud meme tbh, isnt all swe just crud so is it all doomed

damn

[real sedge]

Everything is jus overcomplicated crud

[spark hearth]

any tips on hrt interview?

[thorn quartz]

All roads lead to crud

[hardy patrol]

kyoyo

do you have an internship

[spark hearth]

no

[hardy patrol]

lying ass

[real sedge]

The griddy?

[thorn quartz]

Do not talk down to the topswe like that

[sinful locust]

1. code fast
2. get the questions right

3. don't get the questions wrong

[real sedge]

😃👍

[spark hearth]

thank you n3

[thorn quartz]

Thx

On my way to 600k ng

[real sedge]

Good 4 dem

I wonder if they fixed all da issus

[thorn quartz]

Oh fuck I forgot lowkey might not be able to

My moms making me come home

So must go bus

[simple garden]

Thjs website is actual garbage

[thorn quartz]

:/

[simple garden]

quantguide.io

[thorn quartz]

De Shaw 800k

[real sedge]

Nah they cool to me

#sponsored

[simple garden]

sold out

[thorn quartz]

Yes

[sinful locust]

you can get dinner with me any time you're in the same city as me 🙂

[thorn quartz]

Yes

[sinful locust]

this goes for anyone actually, I'm cool with meeting new people

[thorn quartz]

Only if u r tony tinklemaster tho

[safe minnow]

[hardy patrol]

what city

[real sedge]

How coud i not 4 dis

[sinful locust]

im in chi rn

nyc summer

etc

[hardy patrol]

word

[real sedge]

Da pay day is 2 much

[simple garden]

Bro no way 😭

[hardy patrol]

nyc summer too we'll see whats up

[real sedge]

I found some vulnerabilities on their site lol

[sinful locust]

omg 😮

[real sedge]

So they paid me handsomely

[hardy patrol]

10 bucks they fleeced you

shouldve held them ransom w the vulnerability

[simple garden]

for $10 u shouldve just exploited them

[real sedge]

I'm a nice person

[real sedge]

I got prem

[hardy patrol]

he got a moral barometer

[gentle latch]

Dont shit on brown

[real sedge]

Dude did not kno da basics of CRUD

[gentle latch]

Yo thats my girl

[real sedge]

I gues CRUD ain't 4 evry1 😔

[tough bear]

i respect it he needs the a2c street cred

[upbeat cradle]

Bro goes to HYPSMB

[whole condor]

LOL

[sinful locust]

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

[real sedge]

Just checked

[safe minnow]

Where does he actually work

[whole condor]

is it similar to Crowdstrike?

[real sedge]

Som of da vuls r still there

Smh

[safe minnow]

😭

[sinful locust]

hiiiiiiiiii

[upbeat cradle]

@dense tinsel how's bc going

[safe minnow]

@inner kernel I'm probably gonna meet the people you're talking about pretty soon

Maybe interning there as well

Yeah I applied off your meme post

💀

No idea yet

Emailing to figure it out

Oh I know who you're talking about

[spark hearth]

what"s svl?

[safe minnow]

No I went through the dev interviews not the quant one

[spark hearth]

what does boomed feel like?

[plain wedge]

hello, does anyone know if coinbase drug tests as part of the background check 😫 😩

oh no lmao

[safe minnow]

How much cocaine have you done in the last week

[plain wedge]

a buttload

[safe minnow]

1g?

[plain wedge]

i feel like most companies shouldn't nowadays right T_T lol

[gentle latch]

@hallow scroll should know since he got an offer there

[tough bear]

mickey a demon fr

[plain wedge]

im moreso worried about my thc levels 🥲

[tough bear]

ur prob fine

havent encountered any drug tests in my experience

[spark hearth]

nah ur fucked

[tough bear]

isnt coinbase remote too

no shot they want u to ship ur piss

[gentle latch]

yeah ive never gotten drug tested for any of my internships lol

[upbeat cradle]

Hi juda

[gentle latch]

even for in-person ones

[gentle latch]

hi!

[plain wedge]

ok bless

[granite fulcrum]

does quant not drug test?

[hallow scroll]

They don’t

[spark hearth]

toyota does drug test

most companies dont do drug test

[royal pagoda]

question

is amazon still doing swe summer 2023 processes

if i apply around today or the weekend

my 6 months ended a few weeks ago

[safe minnow]

Give it a shot but I’d say it’s highly unlikely

[royal pagoda]

[zenith tide]

did anyone give starbucks phone interview?

[quiet crest]

Anyone do adobe MLE interview?

[grand dagger]

if u get rejected for reapplying within 6 months does the 6 mo reup

[hoary remnant]

since when is citadel more prestigious than HRT?

Since when is Citadel more prestigious then HRT?

[mild pendant]

damn the year is flying

[fresh temple]

It’s gaming co no

So probably not top tier comp

[safe minnow]

How massive is massive

5 figures?

[fresh temple]

Where are you finding data for salaries

There’s literally no info on levels

I highly doubt valve can beat out big tech for comp

Like riot has decent comp but certainly not on par with tech

[hallow scroll]

valve new goal 🙏

[fresh temple]

What the fuck

Actually paying profits back to devs

[hallow scroll]

incoming swe @ cs2 🙏

[safe minnow]

💀

[quaint bolt]

wow it’s the real pbjpie in the flesh

-> cscd member

[sullen grail]

Does visa call to reject?

[quaint bolt]

good how r u

wrapping up winter internship

getting ready for summer internship

[safe minnow]

Cracked

[quaint bolt]

[foggy osprey]

why

[safe minnow]

Gl

[spark hearth]

wtf but there r so many ppl on the waitlist

[twin sandal]

got offer on call

[mild pendant]

Congratulations!

[brazen lantern]

who decides the comp?

is it the hiring manager?

and does the recruiter have any role in it?

[astral dew]

Higher ups

[dense tinsel]

slay

[astral dew]

If no other offers then it’s def worth it imo . Get the experience

[midnight fable]

Are you an international student?

[brazen lantern]

bc the recruiter said the offer is non negotiable

[astral dew]

lol yeah higher ups won’t allow it. If they did, recruiters would offer whatever to get u to sign lol

[brazen lantern]

ok so here is what happened

the recruiter said in the email that the offer is non negotiable

and then she had a call with me

and i told i have more comp offers

and then she increased the comp by a bit

and said its final and non negotiable

now idk

if i can still inc

[safe minnow]

[brazen lantern]

bc i know they paid someone more before

so i am kinda lost

[safe minnow]

This is for intern?

Wtf

[brazen lantern]

yes

lol

and she said she would discuss with hiring manager before increasing it the first time

the hiring manager conducted the interview

and seemed like a nice guy

[safe minnow]

[brazen lantern]

so i was thinking that maybe i should hit him up

[safe minnow]

recruiters say that all the time lol

Basically

HM have a range

And recruiters try to get you to the lowest end of the range

But you can negotiate it up

[brazen lantern]

how do i know that i am not alr on the top of that range?

lol

[safe minnow]

You don't

[brazen lantern]

so is it worth asking the recruiter again

or hitting up the hiring manager

[safe minnow]

At worst you'll annoy them

[brazen lantern]

or just take what they are offering

[safe minnow]

Idt it'll hurt

[brazen lantern]

they alr increased once

so i dont wanna hit up the recruiter

is it fine to message the hm on linkedin

[earnest hatch]

What company is this for? DM if you don't wanna share in the channel

[fresh temple]

Probably this

I mean why do you need the extra $1/hr they’ll give you

[potent imp]

Then it’s worth it

Bc housing is half the salary usually

[spark hearth]

for people who interviewed for snowflake, do they restrict the programming language to java and cpp?

[fresh temple]

for core db yes infra no

[versed kestrel]

you got the snowflake int? poggers

[fresh temple]

huh? I got the oa lol

[spark hearth]

fuck i have to practice java now

[ashen matrix]

still no internship

Over 450 apps

[ivory ocean]

@hallow scroll

@hallow scroll

@honest spire

@fickle ivy

@sinful locust

sorry guys I got drunk again

[hallow scroll]

yo

[ivory ocean]

hi juster

whats up

[hallow scroll]

yoyo

[ivory ocean]

I wanna revive the channel its dead as fuck rn and I wanna drunk read it

how u doin? I applied to some fall research I don't think I'll get it tho

[fickle ivy]

stakee ?

[ivory ocean]

mr poker wanna run a poker game

[fickle ivy]

maybe if ppl

[ivory ocean]

who wanna play poker

[sinful locust]

what's up

[frozen jacinth]

Hi everyone,
I am looking for tech internships starting summer 2023, I know I am late already. But I would highly appreciate if you guys have any leads.

[fresh temple]

Nobody is going to spoon feed you a position, plus 90% of openings are closed, plus the openings are readily available online if you search

[oak drift]

@dense tinsel

[wraith gazelle]

JS insight?

[real sedge]

https://github.com/pittcsc/Summer2023-Internships

[wraith gazelle]

spoiler alert

[gentle latch]

Toad

[cyan garnet]

no way

ur doing smth wrong then

[tepid jewel]

@gentle latch

[gentle latch]

Todd

[ashen matrix]

[hardy patrol]

https://leetcode.com/problems/count-good-nodes-in-binary-tree/description/ am i missing something how is this possible with dfs

the sol is

def dfs(root, maxV):
    if not root:
        return 0

    output = 1 if root.val >= maxV else 0

    output += dfs(root.left, max(root.val, maxV))
    output += dfs(root.right, max(root.val, maxV))

    return output

return dfs(root, root.val)

but you dont return the output before recursively going over left/right trees

how is it adding anything to output if we're not returning it

[spark hearth]

wym, it's returning output with base case of leaf returning 0

[dense tinsel]

what

[ivory ocean]

I died

[raw birch]

Is the general rule for putting gpa on resume if >= 3.5?

[karmic path]

Is JS done hiring for the summer

[sinful locust]

yo

whats good yall

[snow needle]

did you see lee215s sol

he's so cracked

[spark hearth]

send leetcode

[spark hearth]

guess ur not clean

[dense tinsel]

"The first semester of the course will have a major focus on abstract data types and data structures. These
include Linked lists (singly, doubly, circular), Stacks, Queues, Priority queues, Sets, Maps, Trees, Heaps and
Hash Tables. The following additional Java topics will be taught: Big-Oh notation, Worst-case and
Average-case time, space analysis, Quick Sort and Heapsort."

11th grade CS course first semester curriculum; is this enough for most DSA?

[spark hearth]

yes

[fresh temple]

for you lil bro that might be too much to comprehend

that's more than enough for basic dsa

you only need to understand like LL, array, stack and hashmap tbh

maybe heap / tree

[dense tinsel]

oh ok